1. - Dwayne Johnson
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in the White House.
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this guy?
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Come on, of course not.
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What happened?
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somebody will come along
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a peg?
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Rocky Johnson,
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Tony Atlas
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the WWE Tag Team titles
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in his life.
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he did was call the guy
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got their jewelry from,
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in Hawaii.
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I did was go on
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a star,
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charges for an incident
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Greg Yao.
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they don't understand
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every Saturday.
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like a house on fire.
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What a specimen!
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has done it again.
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- Yeah! Go Dad!
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potato ridges.
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- Wow!
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how much can your dad bench?
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a refrigerator.
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- Whoa.
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on a bunch of kids
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Dewey's boogie board.
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Whoa.
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Sheik and the announcers go,
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from St. Paul, Minnesota.
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- That's him.
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- That's him.
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swingin'.
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- I'm just saying.
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ever seen Rocky?
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you saw my dad
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104. - That's weird.
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the whole island is buzzing
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you're putting on next month.
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will be held at Aloha Stadium
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in the business:
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Ric Flair,
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you can't be here.
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you are under house arrest.
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- You're on the radio.
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- But this is for my business.
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for racketeering
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against Greg Yao.
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of any kind.
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I'll call my white lawyer
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about that.
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Call 808—
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as I know from researching
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because the casting director
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- Mm.
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- Mm-hmm.
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when you're on top
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people come for you, man.
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143. - Hmm.
- When she was getting ready
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my dad and Tony,
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they were really embracing
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146. the perks of being champs.
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is no matter what,
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never, ever
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150. Hey, nice necklace, Rock.
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152. - Oh, no, brother.
It's a golden lion.
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154. You live your life, brother.
I just got myself a waterbed.
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155. - Hey, I heard that's like
sleeping in the ocean.
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156. - I wouldn't know.
See, I don't go near the ocean.
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157. But I do mess with a waterbed.
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a champion's discount.
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they'll hook you up.
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- Nobody!
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partners with my grandfather,
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openly gay wrestler.
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172. And at that time in pro
wrestling, it wasn't easy.
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and talk behind his back.
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went up to Pat
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then you mess with me."
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181. - No one wanted to mess
with the High Chief.
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announcement from Lia.
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185. - Testing, testing.
One, two, three.
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- Good.
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with you in person today,
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any wrestling business.
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but until then,
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to run any meetings.
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How do I turn—
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in the corner booth.
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What are you doing here?
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celebrating.
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what was I celebrating again?
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you wouldn't have the balls
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if Lia were here.
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204. - Well, she's not here.
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that, baby.
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your family's demise!
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for three days doing.
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with my own problem.
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- There's a kid at school
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is my dad.
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Of course I'm your dad.
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but he doesn't believe me.
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don't let that kid bother you.
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wanna challenge you.
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Anything catch your eye so far?
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in a waterbed.
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I'm a huge "Soul Patrol" fan.
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- That last match was awesome.
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before that.
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- Yeah. Ingrid?
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I love Tony Atlas.
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that Rocky Johnson's my dad?
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that you could've gotten
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I also have a signed photo
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252. - Oh, ho, so Julien was
that kind of kid.
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- The worst.
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Right.
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to take over the business.
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- Just temporarily.
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on me to track me like a dog,
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while my court case is pending.
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- Your white lawyer.
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He agrees.
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- Hold on.
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gonna marry Welch.
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- Stop me.
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will be easy.
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the Saturday matches
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live event.
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like this.
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as last week's.
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it's a well-oiled machine.
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You're gonna do great.
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I'm on that Nasdaq—
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let's all take a seat
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for the bathroom?
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in the living room.
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pass this coffee to Randy?
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- Thank you.
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- Yes, Sika?
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- You know what, Tony?
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- What if I ate some bad beans
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and show him my stretch marks.
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were ways to improve them.
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- It's so good to see you.
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You understand?
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what I needed to do.
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considering their ideas?
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and he gets all the glory.
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we're both tag team champ—
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Yo, Julien?
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Whoa.
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- No, see?
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440. - No, he just throws it
because he has it.
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441. - Maybe we could create
more history for these guys.
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442. Get fans even more invested
in the story lines.
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443. It's like "Days of Our Lives."
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444. Every soap character
has a backstory.
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445. A betrayal.
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446. A secret twin.
A hidden love child.
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447. And we eat it up.
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448. We could be doing
the same thing with wrestling.
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449. - Wrestling's never been
more popular.
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450. Why change it?
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451. It's not changing it.
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452. It's just building
on what's already there.
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453. I really think we've got
a chance to—
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454. - You know what?
I'll think about it.
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455. - Fresh-brewed coffee
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456. will brighten up your day.
Start your morning with a...
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457. - All right, this is
the classic ladder match.
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458. First person
to climb up the ladder
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459. and get the belt wins!
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460. Which will be me.
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461. This is the wrestling ring.
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462. We can't go outside
these lines.
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463. Nothing to the face or nuts
for obvious reasons.
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464. Here, read this.
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465. - In this corner,
weighing in at 911/2 pounds,
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466. future wrestler and undisputed
son of Rocky Johnson,
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467. Dewey Douglas Johnson!
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468. - And in the other corner,
Montana Julien.
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469. - I'm from Minnesota.
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470. Let's have a clean match.
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471. Ding, ding, ding!
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472. - Ow! What the—
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473. - Go, Dewey!
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474. You can do it!
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475. - Get—ugh!
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476. Oh.
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477. - Yes!
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478. - Whoa.
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479. Come help your champion!
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480. So I beat him
in a schoolyard match,
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481. and that's what he means by
"I tried to kill him."
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482. - He's the one who pushed
the ladder out from under you.
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483. - And there I was,
dangling from that tree
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484. all because
I let that little punk
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485. get underneath my skin.
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486. When really,
he was just jealous
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487. and wanted
to knock me down a peg.
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488. He had nothing to lose,
everything to gain.
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489. - Just like now.
- Totally.
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490. And now you have
the much thicker skin.
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491. - And there's no way
I'd let that happen to me now.
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492. - So what happened
after the fight?
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493. - Well,
the school called my parents
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494. and I got into a lot
of trouble.
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495. Mm, for starting a fight?
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496. - No, for stealing
the janitor's ladder.
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497. He got stuck up on the roof
for a couple of hours.
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498. Someone call my wife.
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499. Hi, honey.
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500. It's me, your wife,
Mrs. Janitor.
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501. - My wife's name is Gloria.
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502. Just bring me my ladder.
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503. Hey, hey!
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504. Stop throwing nuts.
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505. - And I wasn't the only one
in the family
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506. who let someone
get under their skin.
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507. - So today, we're talking
to some very special guests,
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508. the WWF Tag Team champions,
Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson.
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509. So guys, you've both got
great charisma, great bodies.
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510. Rocky, you're a workhorse.
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511. You got moves on moves.
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512. Hey, thank you, Terry.
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513. - You know, I really like—
- But Tony,
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514. you come into the ring.
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515. And you lift
the guy over your head.
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516. And that's it.
You only have the one move.
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517. And the audience is eating
out of your hand.
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518. - I know.
That's all I gotta do.
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519. - So you're taking
on Rowdy Roddy Piper
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520. and
George "The Animal" Steele
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521. at the Backyard Brawl-B-Q.
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522. What can we expect
from the Soul Patrol?
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523. Well, um, whatever it is,
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524. I'm sure it will involve me
doing 99% of the work
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525. and Tony lifting a guy
at the end.
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526. Do I sense some tension here?
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527. - Yeah.
What's up, Rock?
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528. You mad at me,
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529. or did you get up on
the wrong side of the waterbed?
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530. For the finest waterbeds,
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531. check out
King Titan's Luxury Goods.
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532. No, I'm not mad.
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533. I'm just speaking the truth.
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534. I start the match,
grind our opponents down.
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535. Then you come in
at the very end
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536. and get the pin.
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537. Rocky does the work.
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538. Tony gets the credit.
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539. - Well,
I don't know about you, Terry,
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540. but I'm sensing some trouble
in paradise.
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541. Why don't we take a break
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542. and give these two time
to cool off?
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543. In the meantime,
we're taking your calls.
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544. That was amazing.
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545. You guys played that perfectly.
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546. Oh, Sidney Poitier over here.
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547. That was some great acting,
Rock.
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548. - I totally bought it.
- Thanks, Tone.
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549. You weren't too bad yourself
there.
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550. - Because my mom loved
soap operas,
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551. she understood
that the best story lines
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552. always came
from a kernel of truth.
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553. - Wow.
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554. The phone lines are blowing up.
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555. - Looks like the fans
are buying it too.
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556. - This tension
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557. is gonna get everyone invested
in your match at the Brawl-B-Q.
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558. I'm planning something big
for you guys.
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559. I've got Lia on Line 2?
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560. She wants to know
what the hell is going on.
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561. - Integrating
out-of-the-ring drama
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562. was something
that would eventually become
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563. a fixture in the world
of pro wrestling.
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564. My mom
and a few other visionaries,
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565. they were well ahead
of their time.
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566. But she still had
her challenges ahead of her.
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567. - Hm.
- So, hey.
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568. We had the team do some digging
on this Julien guy.
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569. He's a real piece of work.
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570. - He's a chiropractor
with two stars on Yelp,
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571. divorced, one son.
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572. He's been banned
from the Olive Garden
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573. for complaining too much.
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574. And apparently
he has tweeted about you
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575. every day since you announced
you were running for president.
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576. - Uh, "Who actually knows
if The Rock loves America?"
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577. - Oh.
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578. Uh, "How do we know he's not
on steroids?"
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579. - Ooh.
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580. "No way that was him singing
in 'Moana.'"
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581. - My favorite.
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582. Well, that's been a nice,
fun trip down memory lane.
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583. I have an interview
to prep for.
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584. Uh, oh, it's a kitten video.
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585. "The Rock hates kittens."
Of course, yeah.
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586. I think that's a good idea.
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