1. - Dwayne Johnson
is just a bad guy.Copy !req
2. He always has been.Copy !req
3. And when someone tries
to kill you,Copy !req
4. you don't forget.Copy !req
5. And you don't want that person
in the White House.Copy !req
6. - Wait, so you do know
this guy?Copy !req
7. We met briefly in Hawaii.Copy !req
8. - Did you really try
and kill him?Copy !req
9. - No.
Come on, of course not.Copy !req
10. - Well, so who is he?
What happened?Copy !req
11. - You know when you're on top,
somebody will come alongCopy !req
12. and try to knock you down
a peg?Copy !req
13. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
14. - In 1984, my dad,
Rocky Johnson,Copy !req
15. and his tag team partner
Tony AtlasCopy !req
16. had just won
the WWE Tag Team titlesCopy !req
17. and we were all riding high.Copy !req
18. My dad was making more moneyCopy !req
19. than he'd ever made
in his life.Copy !req
20. And one of the first things
he did was call the guyCopy !req
21. all the wrestlers
got their jewelry from,Copy !req
22. legendary heel manager,Copy !req
23. Classy Freddie Blassie.Copy !req
24. - The finest Israeli diamonds
in Hawaii.Copy !req
25. - And one of the first things
I did was go onCopy !req
26. a shopping spree
at Toys "R" Us.Copy !req
27. Vince McMahon had made my dad
a star,Copy !req
28. and he wasn't only making
our lives better,Copy !req
29. he had my grandmother's backCopy !req
30. as she dealt with federal
charges for an incidentCopy !req
31. involving rival promoter
Greg Yao.Copy !req
32. It's a screw job, Vince.Copy !req
33. - Whatever we can do
to support you, Lia,Copy !req
34. just let me know.Copy !req
35. These feds,
they don't understandCopy !req
36. the ways of our business.Copy !req
37. - You know they're listening
to this call right now.Copy !req
38. - No way.
They'd have to get their headsCopy !req
39. out of their asses first.Copy !req
40. Good.Copy !req
41. - Vince was always true
to his wordCopy !req
42. and continued to allow
some of his guysCopy !req
43. to work for my grandmother,Copy !req
44. which was crucial
to her business.Copy !req
45. His WWF stars wrestled
on her weekly show,Copy !req
46. which aired on TV in Hawaii
every Saturday.Copy !req
47. - Mr. Fuji throws salt
on King Tonga's eyes!Copy !req
48. That's gotta sting!Copy !req
49. Wait a minute,
Jake's pointing at his bag.Copy !req
50. What's in the bag?Copy !req
51. Oh, my God, it's Desdemona!Copy !req
52. Jake places his snake,
Desdemona,Copy !req
53. on a knocked-out
Slaughter's chest,Copy !req
54. adding insult to injury.Copy !req
55. Rocky with the elbow to Sheik.Copy !req
56. And George "The Animal" Steele
is going wild.Copy !req
57. Rocky dives for the tag.Copy !req
58. Tony Atlas is coming in
like a house on fire.Copy !req
59. Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!Copy !req
60. - He body-presses Sheik!
What a specimen!Copy !req
61. One, two, three.Copy !req
62. - The Soul Patrol
has done it again.Copy !req
63. - Ooh!
- Yeah! Go Dad!Copy !req
64. Wait, these aren't
potato ridges.Copy !req
65. They're Ruffles, baby.Copy !req
66. Only name brand for us now.Copy !req
67. - both: Whoo!
- Wow!Copy !req
68. Things were great.Copy !req
69. We were living
in a nice apartmentCopy !req
70. eating name-brand snacks.Copy !req
71. And the clothes...Copy !req
72. I felt pretty damn coolCopy !req
73. being the son
of a WWF champ.Copy !req
74. - Hey,
how much can your dad bench?Copy !req
75. I don't know, but it's a lot.Copy !req
76. One time, I saw him pick up
a refrigerator.Copy !req
77. - Whoa.
- Whoa.Copy !req
78. - I saw Rocky pull a knife
on a bunch of kidsCopy !req
79. who had stolen
Dewey's boogie board.Copy !req
80. Whoa.Copy !req
81. - And then my dad grabs SteeleCopy !req
82. by his back hair.
Whoa.Copy !req
83. So Sheik jumps in.Copy !req
84. Then my dad starts
pummeling Sheik.Copy !req
85. My dad tags in Tony who pins
Sheik and the announcers go,Copy !req
86. "The Soul Patrol
has done it again!"Copy !req
87. Whoa.Copy !req
88. Sorry.Copy !req
89. Julien here. New kid.Copy !req
90. My family just moved in
from St. Paul, Minnesota.Copy !req
91. - Oh, my God.
- That's him.Copy !req
92. - Julien.
- That's him.Copy !req
93. And he came out of the gates
swingin'.Copy !req
94. - How do we know that Rocky
Johnson is really your dad?Copy !req
95. - What?
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
96. Have any of you
ever seen Rocky?Copy !req
97. - Yeah.Copy !req
98. - Sebi, you just said
you saw my dadCopy !req
99. pull a knife on some bullies.Copy !req
100. - Well, now that I think
about it,Copy !req
101. it could have just been
a supportive man you were with.Copy !req
102. - Has your dad ever
dropped you off at school?Copy !req
103. No, 'cause I take the bus.Copy !req
104. - That's weird.
Son of a champ takes the bus.Copy !req
105. Just saying.Copy !req
106. - No one had ever
challenged me like that,Copy !req
107. and it got to me.Copy !req
108. - So the Rainbow Warriors
certainly have their workCopy !req
109. cut out for them.Copy !req
110. - Coming up
on "Terry and the Chief,"Copy !req
111. Lia Maivia, in-studio live.Copy !req
112. Lia,
the whole island is buzzingCopy !req
113. about the live wrestling event
you're putting on next month.Copy !req
114. Can you give us any details?Copy !req
115. Of course, Terry.Copy !req
116. The Backyard Brawl-B-Q
will be held at Aloha StadiumCopy !req
117. with the biggest stars
in the business:Copy !req
118. André the Giant, Soul Patrol,
Ric Flair,Copy !req
119. Roddy Piper, Jake "The Snake."Copy !req
120. Oh, and so many more—Copy !req
121. - Mrs. Maivia,
you can't be here.Copy !req
122. Again,
you are under house arrest.Copy !req
123. - How did you find me?
- You're on the radio.Copy !req
124. - Let's go.
- But this is for my business.Copy !req
125. - You're about to go on trial
for racketeeringCopy !req
126. and extortion charges
against Greg Yao.Copy !req
127. You're not to conduct business
of any kind.Copy !req
128. - Fine,
I'll call my white lawyerCopy !req
129. and see what he says
about that.Copy !req
130. Yes. Great.Copy !req
131. I very much encourage you
to do so.Copy !req
132. Good. I will.Copy !req
133. Tickets are going fast.
Call 808—Copy !req
134. Mrs. Maivia!Copy !req
135. - 157-8922!Copy !req
136. - The FBI can be ruthless,
as I know from researchingCopy !req
137. the role of Elliot Ness,Copy !req
138. which I didn't wind up getting
because the casting directorCopy !req
139. - was playing mind games.
- Mm.Copy !req
140. - So you know then.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
141. - You know, like I was saying,
when you're on topCopy !req
142. like my grandmother was,
people come for you, man.Copy !req
143. - Hmm.
- When she was getting readyCopy !req
144. for her court case,
my dad and Tony,Copy !req
145. well,
they were really embracingCopy !req
146. the perks of being champs.Copy !req
147. - The number one rule
is no matter what,Copy !req
148. under any circumstances,
never, everCopy !req
149. feed them after midnight. Yeah.Copy !req
150. Hey, nice necklace, Rock.Copy !req
151. What is that, a bronze coyote?Copy !req
152. - Oh, no, brother.
It's a golden lion.Copy !req
153. Yes, it is.Copy !req
154. You live your life, brother.
I just got myself a waterbed.Copy !req
155. - Hey, I heard that's like
sleeping in the ocean.Copy !req
156. - I wouldn't know.
See, I don't go near the ocean.Copy !req
157. But I do mess with a waterbed.Copy !req
158. The guy even gave me
a champion's discount.Copy !req
159. King Titan's Luxury Goods,
they'll hook you up.Copy !req
160. - André.Copy !req
161. Hey.Copy !req
162. Hey, good to see you.Copy !req
163. Pat Patterson.Copy !req
164. Ah, Rocky.Copy !req
165. Guess who was just talking
about you?Copy !req
166. - Who?
- Nobody!Copy !req
167. - "Nobody!"Copy !req
168. Ah, Pat loved that joke.Copy !req
169. You know, he was tag team
partners with my grandfather,Copy !req
170. High Chief Peter Maivia.Copy !req
171. And Pat was the first
openly gay wrestler.Copy !req
172. And at that time in pro
wrestling, it wasn't easy.Copy !req
173. They would mess with him
and talk behind his back.Copy !req
174. - Look at his jacket.Copy !req
175. - So my grandfather
went up to PatCopy !req
176. in a crowded locker room...Copy !req
177. Good luck tonight, Pat.Copy !req
178. - That was my grandfather's
way of saying,Copy !req
179. "If you mess with Pat,
then you mess with me."Copy !req
180. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
181. - No one wanted to mess
with the High Chief.Copy !req
182. He was the baddest dude
in the room.Copy !req
183. Bobby.Copy !req
184. - I have an important
announcement from Lia.Copy !req
185. - Testing, testing.
One, two, three.Copy !req
186. Bob, are you recording?Copy !req
187. - Yes.
- Good.Copy !req
188. Hello. I wish I could be
with you in person today,Copy !req
189. but my white lawyer has saidCopy !req
190. I can't conduct
any wrestling business.Copy !req
191. I will sort this out,
but until then,Copy !req
192. I won't be able
to run any meetings.Copy !req
193. And I'll be in touch soon.
How do I turn—Copy !req
194. Uh, these used pancakesCopy !req
195. are from the gentleman
in the corner booth.Copy !req
196. Enjoy the leftovers, boys.Copy !req
197. Didn't want them
to go to waste.Copy !req
198. - Greg Yao.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
199. - I've been up for three days
celebrating.Copy !req
200. Celebrating.Copy !req
201. Wait,
what was I celebrating again?Copy !req
202. - You know what,
you wouldn't have the ballsCopy !req
203. to show up in this diner
if Lia were here.Copy !req
204. - Well, she's not here.
But I am.Copy !req
205. With Jessica and Kristen.Copy !req
206. - It—it's Kir-sten.Copy !req
207. - I'm never gonna remember
that, baby.Copy !req
208. Wait, celebrating
your family's demise!Copy !req
209. That's what I was gonna say.Copy !req
210. That's what I've been up
for three days doing.Copy !req
211. - While my grandmother had
her hands full with Greg Yao,Copy !req
212. I was dealing
with my own problem.Copy !req
213. Dad, can you sign this for me?Copy !req
214. Sure.Copy !req
215. - What's that for?
- There's a kid at schoolCopy !req
216. who doesn't believe that Dad
is my dad.Copy !req
217. - What?
Of course I'm your dad.Copy !req
218. - I know,
but he doesn't believe me.Copy !req
219. - Oh, honey,
don't let that kid bother you.Copy !req
220. But get used to it.Copy !req
221. You see, I'm on top,
which means you're on top.Copy !req
222. Naturally, people are gonna
wanna challenge you.Copy !req
223. Here, hand it over like this.Copy !req
224. So they can see
the family resemblance.Copy !req
225. - Hi.Copy !req
226. How you folks doing?
Anything catch your eye so far?Copy !req
227. - Yes, uh—Copy !req
228. We are interested
in a waterbed.Copy !req
229. My tag team partner,
Tony Atlas,Copy !req
230. said he got one here.Copy !req
231. Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
232. Wow,
I'm a huge "Soul Patrol" fan.Copy !req
233. - Oh, thank you.
- That last match was awesome.Copy !req
234. When Tony press-slammed
the Sheik.Copy !req
235. - Yeah.Copy !req
236. But I kind of roughed Sheik up
before that.Copy !req
237. - Set Tony up.
- Yeah. Ingrid?Copy !req
238. Let's get
a "Champion's Discount"Copy !req
239. for Mr. Atlas' partner here.Copy !req
240. - Okay.
I love Tony Atlas.Copy !req
241. - Yo, Julien, you want proof
that Rocky Johnson's my dad?Copy !req
242. Here.Copy !req
243. - That's a cute photo
that you could've gottenCopy !req
244. at a meet-and-greet.Copy !req
245. You see,
I also have a signed photoCopy !req
246. with me and Rocky.Copy !req
247. - Does this mean he's my dad?Copy !req
248. No.Copy !req
249. I also have one with me
and Johnny Carson.Copy !req
250. Whoa!Copy !req
251. Also not my dad.Copy !req
252. - Oh, ho, so Julien was
that kind of kid.Copy !req
253. - The worst, right?
- The worst.Copy !req
254. I totally get why you tried
to kill him.Copy !req
255. I never tried to kill him.Copy !req
256. - Oh, right.
Right.Copy !req
257. - Like at all.
- Okay.Copy !req
258. - I'll be—I'll be right out.Copy !req
259. - Hope.Copy !req
260. What are you doing here?Copy !req
261. - I'm here
to take the woman I love.Copy !req
262. My woman.Copy !req
263. I prayed for this moment.Copy !req
264. Bo still loves Hope!Copy !req
265. Honey.Copy !req
266. I need you
to take over the business.Copy !req
267. - What?
- Just temporarily.Copy !req
268. The slimy FBI put a ankle ring
on me to track me like a dog,Copy !req
269. so I can't work
while my court case is pending.Copy !req
270. - Have you talked
to Herman about this?Copy !req
271. - Who?
- Your white lawyer.Copy !req
272. - Yes, yes.
He agrees.Copy !req
273. While I'm dealing
with the trial,Copy !req
274. I need you to make sure
everything runs smoothly.Copy !req
275. If anything jeopardizes
this business,Copy !req
276. Greg Yao wins.Copy !req
277. - But—
- Hold on.Copy !req
278. "Days" is back.Copy !req
279. - You're not
gonna marry Welch.Copy !req
280. - I'm not gonna let that happen.
- Stop me.Copy !req
281. I knew he'd stop the wedding.Copy !req
282. - Maybe Rocky should get
a motorcycle.Copy !req
283. - Running the business
will be easy.Copy !req
284. You oversee
the Saturday matchesCopy !req
285. and the Backyard Brawl-B-Q
live event.Copy !req
286. - But I've never done anything
like this.Copy !req
287. I can't just come in
and run the—Copy !req
288. Yes, you can.Copy !req
289. You've been by my side
the whole time.Copy !req
290. The business is in your blood.Copy !req
291. That's true.Copy !req
292. I have watched you and dad
do this my entire life.Copy !req
293. Okay.Copy !req
294. I'll do it.Copy !req
295. - Good.
And remember.Copy !req
296. When the wrestlers come
and tell you ideasCopy !req
297. about their persona,Copy !req
298. just say,
"I'll think about it."Copy !req
299. And then never think about it.Copy !req
300. - My mom gave me the breakdown
of this Saturday's matchesCopy !req
301. and they're basically the same
as last week's.Copy !req
302. - Hey,
it's a well-oiled machine.Copy !req
303. You got this, babe.
You're gonna do great.Copy !req
304. - I'm talking Pan-Am, right?Copy !req
305. You gotta get in there.
I'm on that Nasdaq—Copy !req
306. - Okay, everyone,
let's all take a seatCopy !req
307. and get started.Copy !req
308. Sheik, are you looking
for the bathroom?Copy !req
309. - No.
I'm giving myself a tour.Copy !req
310. - Let's just all stay
in the living room.Copy !req
311. - Hey, man,
pass this coffee to Randy?Copy !req
312. Yeah, got you, brother.Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. That's for you.Copy !req
315. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
316. Great coffee, Tone.Copy !req
317. Welcome, boss.Copy !req
318. Hey.Copy !req
319. I made that coffee, man.Copy !req
320. Sorry, brother.Copy !req
321. - It's nice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
322. Was that so hard?Copy !req
323. Okay, let's get to business.Copy !req
324. Um, as you know,
I'm temporarily taking overCopy !req
325. for my mom while
she handles her legal issues.Copy !req
326. Uh, so let's go through
Saturday's match.Copy !req
327. - Ata?
- Yes, Sika?Copy !req
328. - I've an idea I wanna try
called "Touched by a Ghost."Copy !req
329. See, I dye my hair all white.Copy !req
330. Either I'm a ghost
or I'm a warriorCopy !req
331. who fought ghosts and survived,
but I paid a price.Copy !req
332. My white hair.Copy !req
333. I always carry the mark.Copy !req
334. - That's deep.Copy !req
335. - Okay, well, maybe—Copy !req
336. And I was also thinking,Copy !req
337. I know I'm super strong
and all,Copy !req
338. but what if I had a weakness,Copy !req
339. and that weakness was feet?Copy !req
340. - Women's feet!
- You know what, Tony?Copy !req
341. - I thi—
- What if I ate some bad beansCopy !req
342. and magically become smart?Copy !req
343. You know what?Copy !req
344. These are great ideas.Copy !req
345. How 'bout
we all write them downCopy !req
346. and I'll think about it?Copy !req
347. - I—
- Bob has pens and paper.Copy !req
348. - I write them—Copy !req
349. I'm already taking notes.Copy !req
350. Um, hey,
that's my pad, okay?Copy !req
351. That has a personal message
from a lady on it, okay?Copy !req
352. That's a note from my mother.Copy !req
353. Please, that's from my mother!Copy !req
354. Just ignore him, baby.Copy !req
355. It doesn't matter
what this Julien kid thinks.Copy !req
356. Except it does.Copy !req
357. Kids are starting
to believe him.Copy !req
358. - Well, fine,
then I'll just come to schoolCopy !req
359. with you tomorrow
and show him my stretch marks.Copy !req
360. - Uh, you know what?Copy !req
361. I think I'm good.Copy !req
362. - Mr. Fuji.Copy !req
363. Again with the salt
to the eyes.Copy !req
364. - Look who's back.Copy !req
365. It's Desdemona!Copy !req
366. Jake "The Snake" adds insult
to injury.Copy !req
367. - Now that my mom
was in charge,Copy !req
368. she saw the wrestling matches
in a new light.Copy !req
369. And all she could think about
were ways to improve them.Copy !req
370. - He body-presses Valentine!Copy !req
371. His signature move.Copy !req
372. - Tony pins Greg Valentine.
- Yeah!Copy !req
373. - And the Soul Patrol
wins again.Copy !req
374. Dad!Copy !req
375. - Ata.Copy !req
376. - Pat!
- It's so good to see you.Copy !req
377. - Oh.Copy !req
378. So good to see you.Copy !req
379. You remember my son, Dewey?Copy !req
380. Oh, look at this little man.Copy !req
381. He reminds me so much of Peter.Copy !req
382. One day, you will be a champ.Copy !req
383. Huh?
Like your father.Copy !req
384. And your grandfather, hmm?Copy !req
385. It is in your blood.
You understand?Copy !req
386. - Pat was right.
It was in my blood.Copy !req
387. And I knew
what I needed to do.Copy !req
388. And so did my mom.Copy !req
389. - Why are you looking
at the guys' suggestions?Copy !req
390. You're not actually
considering their ideas?Copy !req
391. Their ideas aren't great.Copy !req
392. But they're not wrong to want
to do something different.Copy !req
393. Doesn't it feel like we keep
repeating the same thing?Copy !req
394. I feel like I am.Copy !req
395. Babe, I do all that selling.Copy !req
396. Tony gets the hot tag
and the big finish.Copy !req
397. And that's what the people
remember.Copy !req
398. It's crazy.Copy !req
399. I do 99% of the work
and he gets all the glory.Copy !req
400. I mean,
we're both tag team champ—Copy !req
401. Where's my belt?Copy !req
402. Oh, my God.Copy !req
403. Whoa.Copy !req
404. - Is that the WWF
Tag Team belt?Copy !req
405. - Yep.
Yo, Julien?Copy !req
406. Just thought I'd wear a belt
to school today.Copy !req
407. My dad's championship belt.
Whoa.Copy !req
408. - Did you also get one of these
at a meet-and-greet?Copy !req
409. No.Copy !req
410. - Huh, so how do you think
I got it then?Copy !req
411. - I guess Rocky Johnson
really is your dad.Copy !req
412. And don't forget it.Copy !req
413. - But it's not like
it's your belt.Copy !req
414. - Say what?Copy !req
415. You didn't win it.Copy !req
416. You're not a wrestler.Copy !req
417. Not yet.Copy !req
418. But I will be.Copy !req
419. It's in my blood.Copy !req
420. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
421. Prove it.Copy !req
422. Let's take this to the yard.Copy !req
423. - Great work
on Saturday's matches.Copy !req
424. - I mean,
I just executed your vision.Copy !req
425. Exactly.Copy !req
426. Here's a breakdown
for next weekend.Copy !req
427. And this week you have to do
the "Wrestling Roundup"Copy !req
428. on the "Terry
and the Fake Chief Show."Copy !req
429. - This is the same
as last week.Copy !req
430. And the week before.Copy !req
431. - Mr. Fuji's throwing salt again.
- No, see?Copy !req
432. He's throwing salt
in Sergeant Slaughter's eyes.Copy !req
433. - But why is he throwing salt
at all?Copy !req
434. Because he wants to win.Copy !req
435. I mean, what's his backstory?Copy !req
436. Was he a failed chef?Copy !req
437. Did critics say
his food was too bland,Copy !req
438. which caused his restaurant
to close,Copy !req
439. and now he just carries salt
with him wherever he goes?Copy !req
440. - No, he just throws it
because he has it.Copy !req
441. - Maybe we could create
more history for these guys.Copy !req
442. Get fans even more invested
in the story lines.Copy !req
443. It's like "Days of Our Lives."Copy !req
444. Every soap character
has a backstory.Copy !req
445. A betrayal.Copy !req
446. A secret twin.
A hidden love child.Copy !req
447. And we eat it up.Copy !req
448. We could be doing
the same thing with wrestling.Copy !req
449. - Wrestling's never been
more popular.Copy !req
450. Why change it?Copy !req
451. It's not changing it.Copy !req
452. It's just building
on what's already there.Copy !req
453. I really think we've got
a chance to—Copy !req
454. - You know what?
I'll think about it.Copy !req
455. - Fresh-brewed coffeeCopy !req
456. will brighten up your day.
Start your morning with a...Copy !req
457. - All right, this is
the classic ladder match.Copy !req
458. First person
to climb up the ladderCopy !req
459. and get the belt wins!Copy !req
460. Which will be me.Copy !req
461. This is the wrestling ring.Copy !req
462. We can't go outside
these lines.Copy !req
463. Nothing to the face or nuts
for obvious reasons.Copy !req
464. Here, read this.Copy !req
465. - In this corner,
weighing in at 911/2 pounds,Copy !req
466. future wrestler and undisputed
son of Rocky Johnson,Copy !req
467. Dewey Douglas Johnson!Copy !req
468. - And in the other corner,
Montana Julien.Copy !req
469. - I'm from Minnesota.Copy !req
470. Let's have a clean match.Copy !req
471. Ding, ding, ding!Copy !req
472. - Ow! What the—Copy !req
473. - Go, Dewey!Copy !req
474. You can do it!Copy !req
475. - Get—ugh!Copy !req
476. Oh.Copy !req
477. - Yes!Copy !req
478. - Whoa.Copy !req
479. Come help your champion!Copy !req
480. So I beat him
in a schoolyard match,Copy !req
481. and that's what he means by
"I tried to kill him."Copy !req
482. - He's the one who pushed
the ladder out from under you.Copy !req
483. - And there I was,
dangling from that treeCopy !req
484. all because
I let that little punkCopy !req
485. get underneath my skin.Copy !req
486. When really,
he was just jealousCopy !req
487. and wanted
to knock me down a peg.Copy !req
488. He had nothing to lose,
everything to gain.Copy !req
489. - Just like now.
- Totally.Copy !req
490. And now you have
the much thicker skin.Copy !req
491. - And there's no way
I'd let that happen to me now.Copy !req
492. - So what happened
after the fight?Copy !req
493. - Well,
the school called my parentsCopy !req
494. and I got into a lot
of trouble.Copy !req
495. Mm, for starting a fight?Copy !req
496. - No, for stealing
the janitor's ladder.Copy !req
497. He got stuck up on the roof
for a couple of hours.Copy !req
498. Someone call my wife.Copy !req
499. Hi, honey.Copy !req
500. It's me, your wife,
Mrs. Janitor.Copy !req
501. - My wife's name is Gloria.Copy !req
502. Just bring me my ladder.Copy !req
503. Hey, hey!Copy !req
504. Stop throwing nuts.Copy !req
505. - And I wasn't the only one
in the familyCopy !req
506. who let someone
get under their skin.Copy !req
507. - So today, we're talking
to some very special guests,Copy !req
508. the WWF Tag Team champions,
Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
509. So guys, you've both got
great charisma, great bodies.Copy !req
510. Rocky, you're a workhorse.Copy !req
511. You got moves on moves.Copy !req
512. Hey, thank you, Terry.Copy !req
513. - You know, I really like—
- But Tony,Copy !req
514. you come into the ring.Copy !req
515. And you lift
the guy over your head.Copy !req
516. And that's it.
You only have the one move.Copy !req
517. And the audience is eating
out of your hand.Copy !req
518. - I know.
That's all I gotta do.Copy !req
519. - So you're taking
on Rowdy Roddy PiperCopy !req
520. and
George "The Animal" SteeleCopy !req
521. at the Backyard Brawl-B-Q.Copy !req
522. What can we expect
from the Soul Patrol?Copy !req
523. Well, um, whatever it is,Copy !req
524. I'm sure it will involve me
doing 99% of the workCopy !req
525. and Tony lifting a guy
at the end.Copy !req
526. Do I sense some tension here?Copy !req
527. - Yeah.
What's up, Rock?Copy !req
528. You mad at me,Copy !req
529. or did you get up on
the wrong side of the waterbed?Copy !req
530. For the finest waterbeds,Copy !req
531. check out
King Titan's Luxury Goods.Copy !req
532. No, I'm not mad.Copy !req
533. I'm just speaking the truth.Copy !req
534. I start the match,
grind our opponents down.Copy !req
535. Then you come in
at the very endCopy !req
536. and get the pin.Copy !req
537. Rocky does the work.Copy !req
538. Tony gets the credit.Copy !req
539. - Well,
I don't know about you, Terry,Copy !req
540. but I'm sensing some trouble
in paradise.Copy !req
541. Why don't we take a breakCopy !req
542. and give these two time
to cool off?Copy !req
543. In the meantime,
we're taking your calls.Copy !req
544. That was amazing.Copy !req
545. You guys played that perfectly.Copy !req
546. Oh, Sidney Poitier over here.Copy !req
547. That was some great acting,
Rock.Copy !req
548. - I totally bought it.
- Thanks, Tone.Copy !req
549. You weren't too bad yourself
there.Copy !req
550. - Because my mom loved
soap operas,Copy !req
551. she understood
that the best story linesCopy !req
552. always came
from a kernel of truth.Copy !req
553. - Wow.Copy !req
554. The phone lines are blowing up.Copy !req
555. - Looks like the fans
are buying it too.Copy !req
556. - This tensionCopy !req
557. is gonna get everyone invested
in your match at the Brawl-B-Q.Copy !req
558. I'm planning something big
for you guys.Copy !req
559. I've got Lia on Line 2?Copy !req
560. She wants to know
what the hell is going on.Copy !req
561. - Integrating
out-of-the-ring dramaCopy !req
562. was something
that would eventually becomeCopy !req
563. a fixture in the world
of pro wrestling.Copy !req
564. My mom
and a few other visionaries,Copy !req
565. they were well ahead
of their time.Copy !req
566. But she still had
her challenges ahead of her.Copy !req
567. - Hm.
- So, hey.Copy !req
568. We had the team do some digging
on this Julien guy.Copy !req
569. He's a real piece of work.Copy !req
570. - He's a chiropractor
with two stars on Yelp,Copy !req
571. divorced, one son.Copy !req
572. He's been banned
from the Olive GardenCopy !req
573. for complaining too much.Copy !req
574. And apparently
he has tweeted about youCopy !req
575. every day since you announced
you were running for president.Copy !req
576. - Uh, "Who actually knows
if The Rock loves America?"Copy !req
577. - Oh.Copy !req
578. Uh, "How do we know he's not
on steroids?"Copy !req
579. - Ooh.Copy !req
580. "No way that was him singing
in 'Moana.'"Copy !req
581. - My favorite.Copy !req
582. Well, that's been a nice,
fun trip down memory lane.Copy !req
583. I have an interview
to prep for.Copy !req
584. Uh, oh, it's a kitten video.Copy !req
585. "The Rock hates kittens."
Of course, yeah.Copy !req
586. I think that's a good idea.Copy !req