1. - Good morning, everyone.
Good to see everybody.Copy !req
2. I am excited
to formally announceCopy !req
3. my choice of running mate.Copy !req
4. The person who I have chosenCopy !req
5. to become our next Vice
President of the United StatesCopy !req
6. is General Monica Jackson.Copy !req
7. - Miss Jackson, quick question.
- Miss Jackson.Copy !req
8. - Who?Copy !req
9. - Thank you.Copy !req
10. Not very good
at public speaking.Copy !req
11. - But General Jackson endorsed
your opponent, Senator Taft.Copy !req
12. - That's right, she did.Copy !req
13. And General Jackson and ICopy !req
14. have had many differences
of opinion in the past.Copy !req
15. - She said
your remake of "Matilda"Copy !req
16. lacked the necessary violenceCopy !req
17. to be entertaining.Copy !req
18. - And that was not one of them.Copy !req
19. I completely agree with
General Jackson on that one.Copy !req
20. Guys.
Guys, listen.Copy !req
21. I understand that
this choice todayCopy !req
22. is one that may surprise
a lot of you,Copy !req
23. but growing up the way I did,Copy !req
24. I learned to really value
unique peopleCopy !req
25. with wildly different
points of view.Copy !req
26. So let me just take a moment,Copy !req
27. and take you back
to when I was ten years old,Copy !req
28. living in Hawaii.Copy !req
29. "Instant classic,
stunning puppetry."Copy !req
30. You hear that, Mom?
The puppetry is stunning.Copy !req
31. - What is it
with that ugly thing?Copy !req
32. He's everywhere.
- He's E.T.!Copy !req
33. He eats candy
and uses the telephone.Copy !req
34. I have to see it.
- That's E.T.?Copy !req
35. Looks like the guy who sells
mangoes next to the highway.Copy !req
36. - It's the eyes.Copy !req
37. - Mom, can we see "E.T."?Copy !req
38. Please?
- Sorry, baby, not today.Copy !req
39. I'm recording my audition song
for "Star Search."Copy !req
40. - That's right, you are!Copy !req
41. God, they're gonna
love your voice.Copy !req
42. What are you singing?
- Laura Branigan.Copy !req
43. She sings "Gloria."Copy !req
44. It's the hottest song
of the summer.Copy !req
45. It's gonna be great, trust me.
- Okay.Copy !req
46. - Mom, I don't mean
to not be supportive here—Copy !req
47. - How 'bout we go tomorrow?Copy !req
48. - Dewey, don't make that face.Copy !req
49. What if the wind changes?
You'll get stuck that way.Copy !req
50. - I accept that you don't
want me to do adult stuff—Copy !req
51. I don't like it,
but I accept it.Copy !req
52. But this movie is for kids.Copy !req
53. At least let me do kid stuff.Copy !req
54. - Maybe your dad can take you.
- Okay!Copy !req
55. Here are the showtimes.
10:00, 10:30, 11:00...Copy !req
56. - Babe, I can't take him
to the movies.Copy !req
57. I gotta go over the match
for Lia's Battle Royale.Copy !req
58. - So take him after.
- I can't after.Copy !req
59. I gotta run an errand.
- What errand?Copy !req
60. - Oh, this guy
came to me withCopy !req
61. a business opportunity
the other day.Copy !req
62. - You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.Copy !req
63. Greg Yao.
My info's on the card.Copy !req
64. - No big deal.
Which shirt do you like?Copy !req
65. - What look are you going for?Copy !req
66. - Professional cool.Copy !req
67. Like Sidney Poitier
going to court.Copy !req
68. - Beige turtleneck.
Corduroy pants.Copy !req
69. - Done.Copy !req
70. - Oh, it's on!
- 9:30, 10:00...Copy !req
71. - Mom's big announcement.Copy !req
72. - Your one-stop shop for local
Hawaiian sports.Copy !req
73. I'm Terry,
and with me, as always,Copy !req
74. is the Washaki from Kapolei:
The Chief.Copy !req
75. - They call me The ChiefCopy !req
76. and I like the beef.Copy !req
77. - And in the studio today,
we have the QueenCopy !req
78. of Polynesian Pacific
Pro Wrestling,Copy !req
79. Lia Maivia,Copy !req
80. with some huge news
for Hawaii wrestling fans.Copy !req
81. - And mahalo, Terry.Copy !req
82. I just want to say
to all your listenersCopy !req
83. that they should hold
onto their butts.Copy !req
84. It's going to be the greatestCopy !req
85. Battle Royale in history.Copy !req
86. - I got a hand on each cheek.Copy !req
87. - Now, Lia, what about
local promoter Greg Yao.Copy !req
88. He worked for
your late husbandCopy !req
89. Peter Maivia for yearsCopy !req
90. and has now become
your competitor.Copy !req
91. - Ooh.Copy !req
92. - So you're not concernedCopy !req
93. he poached two
of your best guys,Copy !req
94. King Kong Bundy
and Junkyard Dog,Copy !req
95. signing them
to exclusive contracts.Copy !req
96. - My guys—
Soulman Rocky Johnson,Copy !req
97. André the Giant,
the Wild Samoans,Copy !req
98. Macho Man Randy Savage—Copy !req
99. they are the toughest
and the meanest guys out there.Copy !req
100. My late husband Peter Maivia—Copy !req
101. I love you, Peter.Copy !req
102. I miss you, High Chief.Copy !req
103. He was a real chiefCopy !req
104. and true king
of Hawaii wrestling.Copy !req
105. And that's why I am hereCopy !req
106. to announce on
the "Terry Show"...Copy !req
107. - "Terry and The Chief."Copy !req
108. - That I am putting
Peter's championship beltCopy !req
109. where no other wrestler
has everCopy !req
110. held since his passing,Copy !req
111. on the line for the winner.Copy !req
112. - Let me guess,
you're auditioningCopy !req
113. for "Star Search"?
- How'd you know?Copy !req
114. - So are they.Copy !req
115. - Well, except for that guy.Copy !req
116. Actually, he just comes in
every week and reads the Bible.Copy !req
117. - "And the hand of the Lord
was on meCopy !req
118. and carried me out
in the spirit of the Lord."Copy !req
119. - Hey André.
You're European.Copy !req
120. What you think of my outfit?Copy !req
121. - I like it, Boss.Copy !req
122. You look like, uh,Copy !req
123. Columbo from the TV, huh?Copy !req
124. Don't arrest me,
Monsieur Columbo!Copy !req
125. - All right, let's start.Copy !req
126. First—
- Grandma?Copy !req
127. - Yes, Dewey?
- Is this meeting over?Copy !req
128. - No, I've just started.Copy !req
129. Is there somewhere
you need to be?Copy !req
130. - Yeah, "E.T."Copy !req
131. - Play E.T. with Francine.Copy !req
132. Wrap her up in a blanketCopy !req
133. and she can be E.T.Copy !req
134. - I could take Dewey
for the afternoon.Copy !req
135. - Really?
Dad, can I go with André?Copy !req
136. Please?Copy !req
137. - Sure, it's okay with me.
- Yes!Copy !req
138. - No, André,
you need to hear the plan.Copy !req
139. - André plan always the same,
huh?Copy !req
140. André wrestle,
everyone hit André with chair.Copy !req
141. André leave, non?Copy !req
142. - Yeah, good.
That's it.Copy !req
143. - Formidable.
Allons-y, mon ami.Copy !req
144. Buh-bye, Columbo.Copy !req
145. - Okay, so
if we drive really fastCopy !req
146. we can make it to the 1:30
"E.T." at Pearlridge—Copy !req
147. - André doesn't like movie.Copy !req
148. - You don't like movies?Copy !req
149. - André prefer books.
- Books?Copy !req
150. - André has an even better plan
than movie.Copy !req
151. We are going to do
my favorite thing, huh?Copy !req
152. - I didn't know it then,
but my day with AndréCopy !req
153. was about to change
my perspective on everything.Copy !req
154. - Okay, Battle Royale.Copy !req
155. As you all know,
the winner takes Peter's belt.Copy !req
156. And then we get a new champion.Copy !req
157. First thing,
everyone's in the ring.Copy !req
158. Get rid of the jobbers,Copy !req
159. and then it's down to
our eight stars.Copy !req
160. Sergeant Slaughter,
you will be eliminatedCopy !req
161. by Ricky Steamboat
after a high-crossbody.Copy !req
162. - Great, see you all
at the bar.Copy !req
163. - While Steamboat
fires up the crowd,Copy !req
164. Rocky, you hit him
with a dropkick, boom!Copy !req
165. Right out of the ring.
- I love it.Copy !req
166. I'll stick the landing
like Nadia Comaneci.Copy !req
167. - Sheik, you will have
Macho Man in a Camel Clutch,Copy !req
168. then toss him out.Copy !req
169. - Your Sheiky Baby
always delivers.Copy !req
170. - Rocky and The Wild Samoans
make quick work of Sheik.Copy !req
171. - Can I wave to my girlfriend
in the front row?Copy !req
172. - No.
- That will upset her.Copy !req
173. - Then after the Samoans
attack André with chairs,Copy !req
174. Rocky joins in and the three
eliminate the Giant.Copy !req
175. The Wild Samoans
turn on Rocky.Copy !req
176. Sika holds Rocky up
as Afa charges.Copy !req
177. Rocky backbody drops Afa
over the top rope.Copy !req
178. - The fifth time this month.Copy !req
179. Think I would know better.Copy !req
180. - Rocky hits Sika with
the big Soulman right handCopy !req
181. and out he goes.Copy !req
182. Rocky will be the new champ.Copy !req
183. Faamalo, Rocky.Copy !req
184. - Malo, Rocky.
- Malo, malo.Copy !req
185. - Well done.Copy !req
186. - Lia,Copy !req
187. I'm honored.Copy !req
188. - It's what Peter
would have wanted.Copy !req
189. What are we gonna do,Copy !req
190. give it to the Sheik?Copy !req
191. - There is a fly
on this danish.Copy !req
192. You jabronis never close box.Copy !req
193. - It's been a rough few weeks,
Rocky.Copy !req
194. You've been beside me
and you've supported me.Copy !req
195. Peter would have been proud ofCopy !req
196. the kind of man you've become.Copy !req
197. - Lia, you know how
you insist I take roll callCopy !req
198. before the meeting?Copy !req
199. Well, I forgot.Copy !req
200. So, I did it just now
and Macho Man is not here.Copy !req
201. - Ey!
Anyone know where Randy is?Copy !req
202. - Yeah, he wanted me to tell
you he couldn't make it.Copy !req
203. Something about his girlfriend
Deborah's birthday.Copy !req
204. But don't worry.Copy !req
205. I've been taking notes for him.Copy !req
206. - "Girlfriend's birthdays."Copy !req
207. Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers."Copy !req
208. Greg Yao's behind this.Copy !req
209. Bob, go get the car.Copy !req
210. - How'd it go?Copy !req
211. - Turns out every woman
in Hawaii is auditioningCopy !req
212. for "Star Search"
by singing "Gloria."Copy !req
213. Ugh.
Where's Dewey?Copy !req
214. - With André.
But relax...Copy !req
215. you're here with Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
216. Want one of
my patented back rubs?Copy !req
217. - How am I supposed
to stand outCopy !req
218. when I'm singing the same song
as everybody else?Copy !req
219. - Well, if you want people
to remember you,Copy !req
220. you gotta show them something
they've never seen before.Copy !req
221. - That's okay for you to say,
you're a showman.Copy !req
222. I get nervous when
I wear my red belt.Copy !req
223. - I think you should sing
an original song.Copy !req
224. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
225. I'll just whip up
a song better than "Gloria,"Copy !req
226. one of the greatest songs
of all time.Copy !req
227. - Nothing's gonna make
you stand out moreCopy !req
228. than something only you
could've written.Copy !req
229. I gotta run.
I'll catch you later.Copy !req
230. Squeeze the bicep
for good luck?Copy !req
231. - That helped.Copy !req
232. - You know what,
André was right.Copy !req
233. He was rude,
but he was right.Copy !req
234. - That way,
Randy's in room 302.Copy !req
235. Three, two, one.Copy !req
236. - Whoa!Copy !req
237. - Bob, Lia?
What the hell?Copy !req
238. - Oh, good, it really is
your girlfriend's birthday.Copy !req
239. - Hey, happy birthday, Deborah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
240. - Okay, bye!Copy !req
241. - Sorry, I'll just—Copy !req
242. - Please.
Leave, Bob.Copy !req
243. - I'll tell maintenance—Copy !req
244. the front desk to
send up maintenance.Copy !req
245. - Have them wait 20,
maybe 30 minutes.Copy !req
246. Beat it!
- Right, yeah.Copy !req
247. - Big elbow!
Hey!Copy !req
248. - You really think this is fun?Copy !req
249. - So fun.Copy !req
250. And relaxing, non?
Want to borrow some seed?Copy !req
251. - No, I don't want any seed.Copy !req
252. I want to be at the movies,
watching "E.T."Copy !req
253. and having fun.Copy !req
254. - What do you love
about the movie, huh?Copy !req
255. - I like the stories?Copy !req
256. You don't have to go to
the cinema to find a story.Copy !req
257. Everything has a story to tell.Copy !req
258. Have you ever
looked at the moon?Copy !req
259. - Um, yeah?Copy !req
260. - Some people used to think
the moon was made of cheese.Copy !req
261. - Cheese?Copy !req
262. - Because the craters,Copy !req
263. they look like
the hole in the swiss cheese.Copy !req
264. It depend on
how you look at it, non?Copy !req
265. Regarde.
The big one.Copy !req
266. Le Cochonapproaches.Copy !req
267. - Get out of here, porker!Copy !req
268. - Hey!Copy !req
269. It is not Le Cochon'sfault
he is big.Copy !req
270. And it is not easy for him.Copy !req
271. The birds,
they do not include him.Copy !req
272. And the people,
they shoo him awayCopy !req
273. because they think
he is greedy.Copy !req
274. But not me.Copy !req
275. He is my favorite,Copy !req
276. which is why I give him
the moon.Copy !req
277. - You know, looking back,Copy !req
278. André was trying to show meCopy !req
279. that there are a million
different waysCopy !req
280. to look at something...Copy !req
281. if you're only willing
to change your perspective.Copy !req
282. - Greg Yao.Copy !req
283. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
284. - I was surprised
you even wanted to meet,Copy !req
285. seeing as how
you're Lia's son-in-law.Copy !req
286. - I'm also a business man.Copy !req
287. - Nice cowboy boots.Copy !req
288. - They're not subtle.Copy !req
289. But neither am I.Copy !req
290. - Hope you don't mind,
I pre-ordered us some calamari.Copy !req
291. - I'm good, thanks.Copy !req
292. - Are you sure?Copy !req
293. You might want to
take a closer look.Copy !req
294. - Is that a gold chain
that says "No"?Copy !req
295. - What?Copy !req
296. Damn it, it's got
some cocktail sauce on it.Copy !req
297. Give me a minute.Copy !req
298. It says "No. 1"Copy !req
299. because that's what you'll
be when you sign with me.Copy !req
300. - That was really beautiful,
wasn't it?Copy !req
301. A man having sex with
his girlfriend on her birthday?Copy !req
302. It really restored
my faith in people, you know?Copy !req
303. - We were lucky to see it.Copy !req
304. - Oh, a Zippy's.
Good, I want some chili rice.Copy !req
305. - What do you want to drink?
- Fruit punch.Copy !req
306. Come on, you can do this, Ata.Copy !req
307. - I love it.
- Really?Copy !req
308. - Oh, this is
your Rocky Shuffle!Copy !req
309. "Star Search" is gonna love it.Copy !req
310. All right,
let's head to the arena.Copy !req
311. You can drop me off and
I'll see you and Dewey later?Copy !req
312. - Already?Copy !req
313. - Yeah, I just
got a lot on my mind.Copy !req
314. Getting Peter's belt,
that's...Copy !req
315. that's a big deal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
316. - But you know what'll help?Copy !req
317. Rewind that tape.Copy !req
318. - Let's hear that hit
one more time.Copy !req
319. - And you really think there's
different versions of meCopy !req
320. living in different dimensions?Copy !req
321. - Oui.Copy !req
322. - Well, if there are
other Deweys,Copy !req
323. I hope one's big like you.Copy !req
324. So everyone would have to
listen to him.Copy !req
325. - Big, small,
it doesn't matter.Copy !req
326. If you think small,Copy !req
327. you will definitely
stay small, huh?Copy !req
328. - That's easy for you to say.
You're big.Copy !req
329. Everything's easy for you.Copy !req
330. - Sometime André is too big.Copy !req
331. Too big for chair,
too big for hat.Copy !req
332. Too big to ride horses.Copy !req
333. Sometime André feel like
King Kong.Copy !req
334. You ever see the "King Kong"?
That is André's favorite movie.Copy !req
335. - But I thought you said
you didn't like the movies?Copy !req
336. - André lied.Copy !req
337. I used to love to go to
the movies when I was a kid.Copy !req
338. But I am too big now,
and people get angry at me.Copy !req
339. I have to sit in the back
where I cannot see.Copy !req
340. - Why don't you
just get glasses?Copy !req
341. Vanité.Copy !req
342. - You're the same, you know.Copy !req
343. - As who?Copy !req
344. - As le Cochon.Copy !req
345. You guys are both bigger
than everybody elseCopy !req
346. and people are gonna
treat you differentlyCopy !req
347. and it's not fair.Copy !req
348. What if the problem isn't that
you're too big for the world,Copy !req
349. it's that the world
is just too small for you?Copy !req
350. André?Copy !req
351. - A very clever little boy.Copy !req
352. Jump on my back.Copy !req
353. - Did I consider choosing
a running mateCopy !req
354. who I had more in common with?Copy !req
355. Of course I did.Copy !req
356. But then I started to think
about André the GiantCopy !req
357. and his birds.Copy !req
358. He was the Eighth Wonder
of the World.Copy !req
359. And he had enough
of an open mindCopy !req
360. to listen to
a ten-year-old scrub like me.Copy !req
361. - What is
the monster's name again?Copy !req
362. - E.T.Copy !req
363. - Eht.Copy !req
364. - I will never forget that.Copy !req
365. - Then Eht,Copy !req
366. he use a spell to makeCopy !req
367. all the bicycles
fly up in the air.Copy !req
368. - André, man,
I already told you.Copy !req
369. Me and Sheik are
gonna go see it tomorrow!Copy !req
370. - Oh, he dies.Copy !req
371. - He dies.
He dies.Copy !req
372. Hey, everyone, Eht dies!
- How are you doing?Copy !req
373. Feeling good?
- Yeah, great.Copy !req
374. Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show
for you tonight, Lia.Copy !req
375. - Peter will be happy his belt
is staying in the family.Copy !req
376. - And if André wasn't too big
to learn new lessons,Copy !req
377. well, no one was.Copy !req
378. - Get ready for the 18-ManCopy !req
379. Battle Royale.Copy !req
380. Each wrestler has
to throw their opponentCopy !req
381. over the top ropeCopy !req
382. and the last man in the ringCopy !req
383. is the champion.Copy !req
384. - Yeah!
- Look at this crowd.Copy !req
385. This is amazing, Mom.Copy !req
386. - You're in for a show.Copy !req
387. - Go, Dad!Copy !req
388. - Go, Rocky!Copy !req
389. Whoo!Copy !req
390. - It looks like everyone
is piling on André.Copy !req
391. Will they smother the
Eighth Wonder of the World?Copy !req
392. And the Giant does it again.
Can't keep him down.Copy !req
393. - Go Dad!Copy !req
394. - And another wrestler
over the top of the ropeCopy !req
395. and gone.Copy !req
396. - Steamboat
eliminates Slaughter,Copy !req
397. who can't believe it!Copy !req
398. - And Ricky Steamboat is out.Copy !req
399. - Macho Man,
over the top rope.Copy !req
400. Out he goes.Copy !req
401. - Number one!
Who else?Copy !req
402. - And the Sheik is out.Copy !req
403. - They're teaming up
to get the seven-footerCopy !req
404. out of the ring.Copy !req
405. Will Rocky be able to hang on?Copy !req
406. - And André is out!
He's out!Copy !req
407. - Samoan is gone!Copy !req
408. Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!Copy !req
409. - This is it!
Rocky Johnson will beCopy !req
410. the new Polynesian
Pacific Champion.Copy !req
411. - Wait a minute.
The Sheik is back!Copy !req
412. Must have gone
through the ropes,Copy !req
413. not over the top rope.Copy !req
414. He could still win this thing.Copy !req
415. - What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
416. - Lia changed finish
last minute.Copy !req
417. Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!Copy !req
418. - Fine.
Shoot me off the rope.Copy !req
419. I'll get myself out.
- Okay, bubba.Copy !req
420. - Come on, Dad!Copy !req
421. - And the new Polynesian
Pacific Champion,Copy !req
422. Iron Sheik!Copy !req
423. - Mom, what's going on?Copy !req
424. - Rocky lost.Copy !req
425. - Guess you forgot to tell me
you changed the finish.Copy !req
426. - I say you, Rocky, with Yao.Copy !req
427. So I double-crossed youCopy !req
428. before you could
double-cross me.Copy !req
429. - You're right.Copy !req
430. I did meet with Yao.Copy !req
431. - I guarantee you
the championship belt.Copy !req
432. You won't lose a match.Copy !req
433. Huh?
- All right.Copy !req
434. Now it's my turn.Copy !req
435. You worked for
my father-in-law.Copy !req
436. And then when he dies
and Lia needs you the most,Copy !req
437. you stab her in the back
and steal her guys?Copy !req
438. - Fine.Copy !req
439. You've clearly made up
your mind.Copy !req
440. Why did you even come here?Copy !req
441. - Well, Yao, you stole
wrestlers from Lia.Copy !req
442. And when you
take from my family,Copy !req
443. I take something back.Copy !req
444. You like my outfit?Copy !req
445. I mean, I went back and forth
on it all day.Copy !req
446. Couldn't decide what to wear.Copy !req
447. But I think...Copy !req
448. I think I finally found it!Copy !req
449. It's the perfect outfitCopy !req
450. to wear with yellow...Copy !req
451. cowboy...Copy !req
452. boots.Copy !req
453. - Oh, Rocky...Copy !req
454. - Even in the wild world
of professional wrestling,Copy !req
455. no one expects
a screw-job finish.Copy !req
456. Is it wrong
or is it justified?Copy !req
457. Well, like all things,Copy !req
458. it just depends
on your perspective.Copy !req
459. Sometimes we get locked in
to one way of thinking.Copy !req
460. But lucky for me,Copy !req
461. my experience with André
forever impactedCopy !req
462. the way I look at the world.Copy !req
463. Monica will always push meCopy !req
464. to consider
other points of view.Copy !req
465. But our guiding light will
always be our shared valuesCopy !req
466. and love of country.Copy !req
467. Thank you all for joining me
this morning.Copy !req
468. General, thank you so—
- Also I'd like toCopy !req
469. say hello to my husband.Copy !req
470. Hi, Daryl.Copy !req
471. - Daryl.Copy !req