1. - Hello, I'm Randall Park.Copy !req
2. With Election Day 2032
just around the corner,Copy !req
3. the latest polls
released todayCopy !req
4. show candidate Dwayne JohnsonCopy !req
5. with a 4-point leadCopy !req
6. against his opponent,
Senator Brayden Taft.Copy !req
7. Candidate Johnson
has come a long wayCopy !req
8. since we started
our all-access coverageCopy !req
9. of his campaign.Copy !req
10. We've captured the good,Copy !req
11. the bad,
and the surreal.Copy !req
12. See you at the polls!
Let's do this!Copy !req
13. - Tonight we have
candidate Johnson with us liveCopy !req
14. from his campaign headquarters.
Welcome, Dwayne.Copy !req
15. - Hey, Randall, it's good to
see you, buddy, as always.Copy !req
16. - Tell me, are you already
writing your acceptance speech?Copy !req
17. Randall, you know me.Copy !req
18. I never point
to that scoreboardCopy !req
19. until the game is over.Copy !req
20. - Oh, yeah, you see,
I'm the opposite.Copy !req
21. I love counting my chickens.Copy !req
22. I, like, literally
have four chickens.Copy !req
23. - You live free, man.
- Okay.Copy !req
24. - Randall, there's been
so many times in my lifeCopy !req
25. where things were going great,
and then all of a sudden, bam,Copy !req
26. I get blindsided.
- The poster looks great, Mom,Copy !req
27. but Rocky hasn't won
the bout yet.Copy !req
28. - I had these made early.Copy !req
29. Vince told me that
it's only a matter of time.Copy !req
30. Rocky's going to go
on the road,Copy !req
31. wrestle for the WWF,Copy !req
32. become the tag-team champion,Copy !req
33. and then he'll return home
and fight for me.Copy !req
34. - Oh, Dewey, uh, take a pictureCopy !req
35. of me with my poster.Copy !req
36. I'm gonna take it on the road
with me tomorrow,Copy !req
37. show it to Macho Man,
tell him I'm from the future.Copy !req
38. It'll freak him out.Copy !req
39. - Then I'll appear and pretend
to be you from the past.Copy !req
40. His brain is gonna explode.Copy !req
41. - I appreciate that,
little man,Copy !req
42. but you're gonna stay here
with your mom.Copy !req
43. The road is no place for a kid.
- But I'm not a kid.Copy !req
44. I'm the president of
the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.Copy !req
45. - Sweetie, we're gonna
have so much fun.Copy !req
46. We're gonna go to the zoo,
see that pregnant panda,Copy !req
47. and we're all gonna go
to the beach later.Copy !req
48. - Hey, boss, you ready
to go... visit Gary Chow?Copy !req
49. - Yeah.Copy !req
50. - Wait, are you going
to see Greg Yao?Copy !req
51. - No.Copy !req
52. - Because Gary Chow sounds
suspiciously like Greg Yao.Copy !req
53. - Gary is my florist,Copy !req
54. and we're gonna go
and talk about orchids.Copy !req
55. - See, when you smile
and say that,Copy !req
56. it makes me think you're
not telling me the truth.Copy !req
57. - Does it?Copy !req
58. - I think you should
stay away from that guy.Copy !req
59. - If you want to put on
a match, you go through me.Copy !req
60. - Just tell me what
you want me to do.Copy !req
61. - You pay my tribute fee
of $5,000.Copy !req
62. - Did you hear, FBI?
Did you get it?Copy !req
63. - Yeah, but if we can get more,Copy !req
64. we have a better chance of
making sure the charges stick.Copy !req
65. - And, remember, we're going
to the beach later.Copy !req
66. - We won't be gone long.
Come on, Bob.Copy !req
67. - You need me on the road.
- I'll get the car.Copy !req
68. - Who's gonna help sell merch?Copy !req
69. - Vince has guys who do that.
- Not as well as I can.Copy !req
70. You see this smile?
It moves units.Copy !req
71. - Dewey, I don't think
it's a good idea.Copy !req
72. - I don't want to stay here
with Mom.Copy !req
73. I wanna go with you.Copy !req
74. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
75. - You wanna go somewhere
with me?Copy !req
76. Okay, then.
Let's go.Copy !req
77. Elbows in.Copy !req
78. Yeah, back straight.Copy !req
79. Now.Copy !req
80. Flex.Copy !req
81. Ooh.Copy !req
82. - Yeah, nice.
- Look at that definition.Copy !req
83. - Me and you could be doing
this on the road, Dad.Copy !req
84. Gym buddies.Copy !req
85. - Yeah, the gym is a place
to get after it,Copy !req
86. but it's also a place
for real talk.Copy !req
87. - Okay, real talk me.Copy !req
88. - Dewey.Copy !req
89. Remember how Mom saidCopy !req
90. "Star Search"
changed their mindsCopy !req
91. about flying her out to
Los Angeles for an audition?Copy !req
92. That wasn't true.Copy !req
93. - Oh, okay.
So Mom's a bad singer.Copy !req
94. - What?
No.Copy !req
95. No, no, no, no, no.
She chose not to goCopy !req
96. to be here with you
while I was on the road.Copy !req
97. She wanted to be that constant
presence in your lifeCopy !req
98. so you always felt like
you had a home.Copy !req
99. So when you say things like,Copy !req
100. "I don't wanna stay here
with Mom,"Copy !req
101. Dewey, that hurts her.Copy !req
102. You're not
a little kid anymore,Copy !req
103. so you can't be doing that.Copy !req
104. Are you ready to be the man
of the house while I'm gone?Copy !req
105. - What do I have to do?Copy !req
106. - Watch after your mom
and your grandma.Copy !req
107. A man looks out for his family.Copy !req
108. - Dad, if it's okay with you,Copy !req
109. I'm gonna do my next set
by myself.Copy !req
110. - Absolutely.Copy !req
111. Do some thinking curls.Copy !req
112. - I was just a kid...Copy !req
113. But I knew I wanted
to live by those words.Copy !req
114. Words I still live by today.Copy !req
115. - Lia, Bob.Copy !req
116. Come in.Copy !req
117. - You know why we're here, Yao.Copy !req
118. Where's my tribute fee?Copy !req
119. - Okay, straight to the point.Copy !req
120. - It's light.Copy !req
121. - I could only find $1,800.Copy !req
122. But if you let me put on
my wrestling match,Copy !req
123. I can get you the rest.
- You hear that, Peter?Copy !req
124. He's trying to screw me,
High Chief.Copy !req
125. - I'm not.
- Who are you talking to?Copy !req
126. I-I don't have the money.Copy !req
127. - Then you have to pay
a different price.Copy !req
128. - What do you mean?Copy !req
129. - Bang, bang.Copy !req
130. You have until
the end of the day.Copy !req
131. - Did you get it?Copy !req
132. - We got it.
Calling it in now.Copy !req
133. - Where are they?Copy !req
134. - Mom said to meet her
and Grandma here.Copy !req
135. Surprise!Copy !req
136. - I just wanted to do
a little somethingCopy !req
137. to show you
how proud of you I am.Copy !req
138. - Thank you, babe.Copy !req
139. This is just the beginning
for us.Copy !req
140. Food smells incredible.Copy !req
141. - Ha, I stole recipe
from old family enemy.Copy !req
142. - Hey, so, uh, me and Sika
are trying to find outCopy !req
143. who's got
the best artistic eye, eh?Copy !req
144. So let us each take
a picture of you,Copy !req
145. and then in five to seven days'
time when it's developed,Copy !req
146. you can tell us
which one's better.Copy !req
147. - But first, shirts off.Copy !req
148. - Oh.
- Oy, oy, oy, oy.Copy !req
149. - Thank you, Dewey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. - One, two, three, flex.Copy !req
151. - Ooh.Copy !req
152. - Oh, what a beautiful tableau,
yeah.Copy !req
153. - Ah, Dewey.
- Mom, can I real talk you?Copy !req
154. - Sure, baby.
What's going on?Copy !req
155. Oh.Copy !req
156. What's that for?Copy !req
157. - I'm glad I'm staying here
with you while Dad's gone.Copy !req
158. - I'm glad you are too.Copy !req
159. - So even at ten years old,Copy !req
160. you were already stepping up
for your family?Copy !req
161. - Yeah, it's a great feelingCopy !req
162. when you're on top
of that rollercoaster,Copy !req
163. but we all know
what comes after that.Copy !req
164. - Ooh, perfect.Copy !req
165. - The cake is too nice.Copy !req
166. They'll never believe
that you made it.Copy !req
167. - They'll believe
what I tell them to believe.Copy !req
168. Come on.
We're late.Copy !req
169. - FBI!Copy !req
170. Lia Maivia, you're
under arrest for extortion.Copy !req
171. - Extortion?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
172. I'm just a grandma.Copy !req
173. - We got you threatening
Greg Yao on video.Copy !req
174. - You're making a big mistake.Copy !req
175. I am a lady, innocent.Copy !req
176. - Run, boss.Copy !req
177. - You run.
I'm wearing flip-flops.Copy !req
178. - Man, I would not be that cool
if the feds came after me.Copy !req
179. - She was cold as ice.Copy !req
180. Like Sly Stallone from
"Cliffhanger" when he had to—Copy !req
181. Burn all the stolen money
to stay alive.Copy !req
182. - Yes, Randall!
- Yeah, it was a classic.Copy !req
183. - You got it.
My man.Copy !req
184. - Um, so that was it?
Your grandma went to jail,Copy !req
185. and that was the end
of her business?Copy !req
186. - No, she actually
beat the rap.Copy !req
187. - Twist.Copy !req
188. - But I'll save that story
for down the road.Copy !req
189. - Oh, I'm already obsessed
with it.Copy !req
190. - You know, my dad would've
never known it at the time,Copy !req
191. but when he told me
to always look outCopy !req
192. for my grandmother and my mom,
well, I took that to heart.Copy !req
193. - Even more reason
why your grandmother's arrestCopy !req
194. must've been so shocking
for all of you.Copy !req
195. - It was, but that's what
it's like on a rollercoaster,Copy !req
196. highs and lows.Copy !req
197. You know, I remember
a similar thing happenedCopy !req
198. when I was in high school.Copy !req
199. I've talked about this
in the past,Copy !req
200. where I was going down
a pretty dark road.Copy !req
201. But my junior year,
I found the game of football,Copy !req
202. and that's when things
really started to change.Copy !req
203. I was a top recruit,Copy !req
204. and every major football
program was after me.Copy !req
205. - Dewey, we got another one.Copy !req
206. - It started with letters.Copy !req
207. Then came the phone calls.Copy !req
208. - Hello?Copy !req
209. No, Dwayne's not home.Copy !req
210. Who's calling?Copy !req
211. - Then came
the in-home visits,Copy !req
212. which weirdly always ended up
with coachesCopy !req
213. giving us a mug.Copy !req
214. - Anyone want coffee?
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
215. - Oh, this damn apartment.Copy !req
216. The landlord
never fixes anything.Copy !req
217. - Sounds like Andre
when he sleeps on his back.Copy !req
218. - My family
was still struggling,Copy !req
219. but I knew college footballCopy !req
220. could lead to
a better future for us.Copy !req
221. - You gotta go
to Notre Dame, man.Copy !req
222. You're automatically
down with Jesus.Copy !req
223. - I like the Georgia Bulldogs.Copy !req
224. Do you remember the time
you stole my dog purse?Copy !req
225. - They're trying
to deport me, Dewey.Copy !req
226. The feds are the criminals.
Bob, say aloha.Copy !req
227. - Aloha.Copy !req
228. - If you join USC, the other
teams will be seeing redCopy !req
229. in a way that I never will.Copy !req
230. - Nebraska's a no-brainer.Copy !req
231. I hear it's called
"Big Hair Country."Copy !req
232. - Don't listen to Big-Hair.
Nebraska's defensive schemeCopy !req
233. is all wrong
for your style of play.Copy !req
234. - I appreciate the input.Copy !req
235. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
236. - Oh, my God, yes,
I will go to prom with you.Copy !req
237. - No, I was gonna ask why
Karen still won't talk to me.Copy !req
238. - Oh, my God.
- It's fine, no one noticed.Copy !req
239. - It's been a year.Copy !req
240. - Do I like that you're poor?
No.Copy !req
241. But I hate that you lied
to me about it.Copy !req
242. You didn't even
give me a chance.Copy !req
243. - You know, as much as I hated
Karen not talking to me,Copy !req
244. it just added fuel to my fire
to be great.Copy !req
245. Anything come from
the University of Miami?Copy !req
246. - No, UCLA
and Washington today.Copy !req
247. - Hey.Copy !req
248. Typical you.Copy !req
249. You got all these schools
offering you scholarships,Copy !req
250. but you want the one
that isn't.Copy !req
251. - They're the national champs,Copy !req
252. and if they're not
gonna come after me,Copy !req
253. then I guess
I gotta go after them.Copy !req
254. - David Scott.Copy !req
255. - Sup, David Scott.
Why aren't you recruiting me?Copy !req
256. - Who is this?Copy !req
257. - The beast of Bethlehem,
Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
258. 5-star D-lineman,
Freedom High,Copy !req
259. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.Copy !req
260. - Yeah, look,
I'm not familiar—Copy !req
261. - If you want to
let Bobby Bowden beat youCopy !req
262. to the best D-lineman
in the country,Copy !req
263. that's up to you.
- Let me look into it.Copy !req
264. - Better hurry.
I'm making a decision soon.Copy !req
265. - Hey, kid, I respect the guts
you got in calling me.Copy !req
266. - Gotta go for it, right?Copy !req
267. I was feeling strong,Copy !req
268. full of confidence, and
I decided to keep it going.Copy !req
269. - Andrew Carnegie—
can I help you?Copy !req
270. - No thanks.
I'm on a roll.Copy !req
271. I gotta keep going.Copy !req
272. Karen, will you go
to prom with me?Copy !req
273. - Prom?
Okay, first off,Copy !req
274. we haven't talked in,
like, a century,Copy !req
275. and second, I have
a boyfriend now, Kevin.Copy !req
276. - Father, forgive him
for he knows not what he does.Copy !req
277. - Father, forgive him because
he's a rudy poot candy ass.Copy !req
278. Look.Copy !req
279. I shouldn't have lied to you
about being rich,Copy !req
280. and I get why you don't want
anything to do with me,Copy !req
281. but things are different now.
I've changed,Copy !req
282. and in a few years,
my lie won't be a lie anymore.Copy !req
283. I'm gonna get into the NFL,Copy !req
284. and be so rich I can afford
a robot maid like Rocky Balboa.Copy !req
285. - What?Copy !req
286. - Rocky bought one for Paulie
in "Rocky IV."Copy !req
287. It doesn't matter.
What I'm saying is,Copy !req
288. if you ever change
your mind, ever,Copy !req
289. come find me.
You'll know where I am.Copy !req
290. - All right, class.
Andrew Carnegie.Copy !req
291. - The balls.Copy !req
292. - Hey, worked with Miami,
might work with Karen too.Copy !req
293. - Wait, what do you mean,
Miami?Copy !req
294. Dude,
they finally recruiting you?Copy !req
295. - Should be showing up
at my place right nowCopy !req
296. for an official visit.Copy !req
297. - What the hell
are you doing here then?Copy !req
298. - Gotta finish my workout.Copy !req
299. - The balls.Copy !req
300. - Love me some John Fogerty.Copy !req
301. - Wish I'd brought
my harmonica.Copy !req
302. - Apologies for being late,
fellas.Copy !req
303. - Hey, son.
Where you been?Copy !req
304. Your mama been singing
Creedence for an hour.Copy !req
305. "Who'll Stop the Rain,"
"Put a Candle in the Window..."Copy !req
306. - At the gym.
I lost track of time.Copy !req
307. You know how it is
when you catch a groove.Copy !req
308. Can't cut it short.Copy !req
309. - You kept us waiting
for an hourCopy !req
310. because you wanted to finish
your damn workout?Copy !req
311. - I kinda love it.Copy !req
312. - , me too, man.Copy !req
313. - I like that Coach O.Copy !req
314. He's like a mix of my mom
and Macho Man.Copy !req
315. - Mm, yeah, he's got
great thickness.Copy !req
316. You give me a month with him,
I'll make him a WWF champion.Copy !req
317. - Any guy over 200 pounds
you say this.Copy !req
318. - Hey, congrats on Miami, son.Copy !req
319. You made it happen
for yourself.Copy !req
320. - And the first thing
I'm gonna doCopy !req
321. when I get drafted to the NFL
is buy you a house.Copy !req
322. - Oh.Copy !req
323. How about you buy us
a Cadillac,Copy !req
324. and we'll work our way up
from there.Copy !req
325. - No more crappy apartments.Copy !req
326. No more broken faucets.
No more landlords.Copy !req
327. This is gonna
be the first houseCopy !req
328. we've ever owned.
I got big dreams for us.Copy !req
329. - Me too.Copy !req
330. My big dream is you.Copy !req
331. - Mm, my allergies
are acting up.Copy !req
332. - There's a pepper flake
in my eye.Copy !req
333. - I was feeling great,
riding high,Copy !req
334. but then boom, reality
smacked us right in the face.Copy !req
335. - Excuse me.
We live here.Copy !req
336. What's going on?Copy !req
337. - The woman in apartment three
caught her hair on fireCopy !req
338. while trying
to cook amphetamines.Copy !req
339. Unfortunately,
her faucet didn't work,Copy !req
340. so she ran outside and tried
to jump in the pool next door,Copy !req
341. which was bone dry.Copy !req
342. She survived the fall, crawled
over to the manager's office,Copy !req
343. who, upon seeing her
disfigured body at the door,Copy !req
344. had a heart attack and died.Copy !req
345. - You know what?
A house sounds pretty good.Copy !req
346. - I agree.Copy !req
347. - So you're saying there's been
a pool here this whole time?Copy !req
348. - So you got that scholarship
to Miami,Copy !req
349. and then bam,
your legs get cut out.Copy !req
350. - Yeah, there's
that rollercoaster again.Copy !req
351. But I tell you what, it made me
double down on my promiseCopy !req
352. that I made my parents
to buy them a house.Copy !req
353. All those places we lived,Copy !req
354. we never owned our own house.Copy !req
355. - Yeah, you just needed
to get to the NFLCopy !req
356. to make good on that promise.Copy !req
357. - You know, I really struggled
when I first got to Miami,Copy !req
358. but I still had good tape
to show the scouts,Copy !req
359. and I had that Miami cache.
I was hopeful.Copy !req
360. I still felt like I had a shot
at my NFL dream.Copy !req
361. - Yeah, that's it, sir.
Push it.Copy !req
362. Push it, 3-6-5.Copy !req
363. 3-6-6 on leap years, baby.Copy !req
364. - Laying it on a little thick,
don't you think?Copy !req
365. - Hey, as long as they let me
workout here for freeCopy !req
366. and get ready for the draft,
I'll lay it on as thick as—Copy !req
367. Hey.
Don't worry, sir.Copy !req
368. By the time we're done,
no one will believe you're 50.Copy !req
369. - All right, enough.Copy !req
370. Lat check.Copy !req
371. - Oh, boy!
- Ooh!Copy !req
372. - Look at that.Copy !req
373. Looks like a cobra's head.Copy !req
374. - If I get any more swole,Copy !req
375. they're gonna need
bigger mirrors.Copy !req
376. - Could cover a small village
from the rain.Copy !req
377. - I think I'm finally stronger
than GastonCopy !req
378. from "Beauty and the Beast."
- Gotta turn my headCopy !req
379. just to see the range
on these babies.Copy !req
380. - What about your job?
You have any enemies?Copy !req
381. - They run the Bank of Hawaii
like a family.Copy !req
382. So if anything,Copy !req
383. I've got a bunch of
new brothers and sisters.Copy !req
384. - Who's your least
favorite sister?Copy !req
385. - Oh.Copy !req
386. Sorry, Bob.
I gotta go.Copy !req
387. Dewey needs the phone.Copy !req
388. Don't forget to send me
some Koko Samoa.Copy !req
389. They don't have
any here in Tonta.Copy !req
390. Tampa.Copy !req
391. - Yeah, okay, Tampa, Tompa.
Goodbye.Copy !req
392. Okay, the draft
is about to start.Copy !req
393. Nobody make any calls
for the next two days.Copy !req
394. Gotta keep the line open
in case an NFL team calls.Copy !req
395. - Has it started?Copy !req
396. - Not yet, babe.
You're just in time.Copy !req
397. - Oh, good.Copy !req
398. And I told my boss
I'm taking tomorrow off.Copy !req
399. Didn't say why.
I like to create mystery.Copy !req
400. Nothing's keeping me from
watching Dewey's big moment.Copy !req
401. - Oh, you don't have to stay
for the whole draft, Mom.Copy !req
402. It's just gonna be some guys in
polo shirts looking at papers.Copy !req
403. - Okay, great.
I'm taking a nap.Copy !req
404. Wake me up
when something happens.Copy !req
405. - The draft is seven rounds,Copy !req
406. and I just needed one team
to give me a shot.Copy !req
407. - With the first pick
in the draft,Copy !req
408. Cincinnati Bengals
have selectedCopy !req
409. running back from Penn State
Ki-Jana Carter.Copy !req
410. - Should've been
Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
411. - With the third choiceCopy !req
412. in the first round,
the Houston Oilers selectCopy !req
413. quarterback from Alcorn State
Steve McNair.Copy !req
414. - Not mad at
a Black quarterback.Copy !req
415. - That's right.Copy !req
416. - With the 12th pick
in the first round,Copy !req
417. Tampa Bay selects defensive
tackle University of MiamiCopy !req
418. Warren Sapp.Copy !req
419. - Oh, Dewey, it's your friend.Copy !req
420. - Of course
Sapp's coming to Tampa.Copy !req
421. - Look at the Tampa mascot.Copy !req
422. A woman with a mustache
holding a knife in her teeth.Copy !req
423. - Huh.Copy !req
424. - Third round,
Miami Dolphins...Copy !req
425. And that concludes day one.Copy !req
426. - I didn't hear
my name called on day one,Copy !req
427. but I still felt hopeful
about day two.Copy !req
428. - Welcome to day two of...
- And the 109th pick...Copy !req
429. - Jack Jackson.Copy !req
430. - Jerry Wilson.
- It's the 233rd pick.Copy !req
431. - For the final pick...Copy !req
432. - 249th selection
in the 1995 draft...Copy !req
433. goes to Michael Reed,Copy !req
434. defensive back Boston College.Copy !req
435. And he was drafted
by the Carolina PanthersCopy !req
436. and he'll be big time
in Newport Beach.Copy !req
437. Thank you.Copy !req
438. - What's happened?
Is it over?Copy !req
439. - Yeah, it is.Copy !req
440. It's really over.Copy !req
441. - I broke my promise.Copy !req
442. I let her down.
I let you down too, Dad.Copy !req
443. I-I let everyone down.Copy !req
444. - You're not done.Copy !req
445. Trust me,
I know from experience,Copy !req
446. it ain't over until it's over.Copy !req
447. - I appreciate your positivity,
Dad,Copy !req
448. but there's no working
the gimmick here.Copy !req
449. - Babe, you know
we love your singing,Copy !req
450. but now's not...Copy !req
451. - I want you to have this,Copy !req
452. so no matter how far
your journey takes you,Copy !req
453. you can play a song and be
right back with your family.Copy !req
454. - Mom, thank you,Copy !req
455. but I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
456. - Maybe not right away,
but you will.Copy !req
457. And when you do,Copy !req
458. this is your reminder
that you're not alone.Copy !req
459. You carry all of us with you.Copy !req
460. - Hello?
- Hello.Copy !req
461. Is this the University
of Miami's Dwayne Johnson?Copy !req
462. - Uh, yes, sir, it is.Copy !req
463. Hello?Copy !req
464. Hello?Copy !req
465. Hello?Copy !req
466. - Hey, you must be
Dwayne Johnson!Copy !req
467. Well, on behalf
of the Calgary Stampeders,Copy !req
468. welcome to
the Canadian Football League!Copy !req
469. Hey, what's with
the tiny guitar, eh?Copy !req
470. - I got it from my mom.
It's an ukulele.Copy !req
471. - That's tiny.
- Yeah.Copy !req
472. - Canada?
- Canada.Copy !req
473. - Huh.
So you kept your dreamCopy !req
474. of playing professional
football alive.Copy !req
475. - Hell yes, I did.Copy !req
476. If they were gonna
pay me to play,Copy !req
477. then that's where
I was gonna go.Copy !req
478. You know, look, my goal
was to crush it in the CFLCopy !req
479. and then get signed
by an NFL team.Copy !req
480. - Well, I would ask you
how longCopy !req
481. you played pro football
in Canada for,Copy !req
482. but I have a feeling that's
also a story for another time.Copy !req
483. - And you know
it's a great one.Copy !req
484. Look, no matter what happens,Copy !req
485. whether I become
president or not,Copy !req
486. I wanted to share some
personal stories with peopleCopy !req
487. to show them that I understand
where they're coming from,Copy !req
488. because I've been there.Copy !req
489. - Well, thank you so much,
candidate Johnson,Copy !req
490. for your time,Copy !req
491. and best of luck
in the election.Copy !req
492. Although, I don't think
you'll need it.Copy !req
493. - Well, thank you very much,
Randall.Copy !req
494. It's my pleasure,Copy !req
495. and you always need
a little bit of luck.Copy !req
496. - All right, candidate Johnson.
That's a wrap.Copy !req
497. Thank you.Copy !req
498. - Mom?Copy !req
499. How'd you know
where to find me?Copy !req
500. - You always find
spots like thisCopy !req
501. where you just come
and sit and thinkCopy !req
502. ever since Andre and you
and your birds.Copy !req
503. - Yeah.Copy !req
504. - These interviews, Mom,
I've been doingCopy !req
505. has really gotten me nostalgic.Copy !req
506. Can you believe
how far we've come?Copy !req
507. - Yes, Dewey, we are blessed.Copy !req
508. We're very blessed.Copy !req
509. - I wish Dad could've been hereCopy !req
510. to see where
we're at right now.Copy !req
511. - He is here.Copy !req
512. He's very proud of you.Copy !req
513. Yeah.Copy !req
514. - He's here right now.Copy !req
515. - What do you think
Grandma's saying right now?Copy !req
516. - "I oughta smack that Dewey."Copy !req
517. - I better get going.Copy !req
518. - Let's go.
- Come on.Copy !req
519. All right.Copy !req
520. We gotta get
to a press conference.Copy !req
521. - Do you want me to write
some lines for you?Copy !req
522. No, Mom, I'm good.Copy !req
523. Mom, I think I might
just win this thing.Copy !req
524. - President Dewey.Copy !req