1. - Good evening.
I'm Randall Park.Copy !req
2. As Election Day draws closer,Copy !req
3. we caught up
with Candidate JohnsonCopy !req
4. and asked him
how he was feeling.Copy !req
5. - Cautiously optimistic
but still confident thatCopy !req
6. the American people
believe in our message.Copy !req
7. Big day's almost here, Randall.Copy !req
8. I can taste it.Copy !req
9. - And, uh,
what's it taste like?Copy !req
10. - Almost as good
as this tequila.Copy !req
11. Almost.Copy !req
12. - Probably also
almost as goodCopy !req
13. as this hard pear cider.Copy !req
14. - That's been expired
for easily over a year.Copy !req
15. We save it for the cat.Copy !req
16. - Really?Copy !req
17. - So the race is tight.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
18. - No one can predict
which way it's going to go.Copy !req
19. Would you consider
this accomplishment a win,Copy !req
20. no matter the outcome?Copy !req
21. - No way, no way.Copy !req
22. - There's that legendary
competitive fire.Copy !req
23. - I try to do anything
like I do everything,Copy !req
24. and that's with all I got.Copy !req
25. And you can work hard,
but sometimesCopy !req
26. there are variables
you just can't control.Copy !req
27. - Of course you're referring toCopy !req
28. not being cast as Pedro CerranoCopy !req
29. in Lin-Manuel Miranda'sCopy !req
30. musical remake
of "Major League."Copy !req
31. - No, not talking about that.Copy !req
32. But that one did sting.Copy !req
33. I'm talking about
playing college footballCopy !req
34. in the early '90s
at the University of Miami,Copy !req
35. when I had big dreams
of playing in the NFL,Copy !req
36. and giving my family
a better life.Copy !req
37. - All right, folks,
our coverageCopy !req
38. of the 1995 NFL Draft
continues now.Copy !req
39. Let's talk to
the man of the hour,Copy !req
40. Dwayne "Ladybird" Johnson.Copy !req
41. - Dwayne, how's it feelCopy !req
42. to be the first pick
in the NFL Draft?Copy !req
43. - I'm proof dreams
do come true,Copy !req
44. and a few years ago,
I made a promise.Copy !req
45. I bought my parents a mansion.Copy !req
46. - I don't believe it.Copy !req
47. - Dwayne...Copy !req
48. Dwayne.Copy !req
49. Dwayne!Copy !req
50. - Dwayne.Copy !req
51. You all right?Copy !req
52. - Yeah.Copy !req
53. What up, Kev?
- You were asleep.Copy !req
54. - Yeah, I been working hard
in camp.Copy !req
55. Going after that starting spot.Copy !req
56. Just need to power my body down
for a minute.Copy !req
57. - Micro naps.Copy !req
58. Love those.
Check it.Copy !req
59. Boom.Copy !req
60. Refreshed.Copy !req
61. - Yo, yo, yo, what up?Copy !req
62. My dogs, my dogs, my dogs.Copy !req
63. Gushers? Gushers, baby?
Gushers?Copy !req
64. - Ow!Copy !req
65. Sapp top.
- Hey, yo, Sapp.Copy !req
66. This is the D-line room.Copy !req
67. I think your
tight end meeting'sCopy !req
68. at The Old Spaghetti Factory.Copy !req
69. - Spaghetti sounds good
right now, but no,Copy !req
70. I'm in the right place.Copy !req
71. Coach said he wanted
to convert me to D-line.Copy !req
72. So watch out.Copy !req
73. I'm here for your job.Copy !req
74. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
75. My acid reflux
is bananas today.Copy !req
76. I'll try not to
take it out on you, okay?Copy !req
77. - Even though Sapp was
an insanely talentedCopy !req
78. football player,
I was determinedCopy !req
79. to show Coach Erickson
I still had what it tookCopy !req
80. to be a starter.Copy !req
81. - First, camp's wrapping up
in a few days,Copy !req
82. so it's make or break
for a lot of youCopy !req
83. battling for starter spots.Copy !req
84. We got a championship-caliber
team this yearCopy !req
85. and D-line's
gonna lead the way.Copy !req
86. - Yes, sir.
- Second, sports agents.Copy !req
87. Now, these jokers
are lurking around,Copy !req
88. trying to wine and dine
some of you.Copy !req
89. - Where? Here I am.Copy !req
90. - It's illegal,
so use your brains.Copy !req
91. Avoid these guys,Copy !req
92. and don't accept
any of their gifts.Copy !req
93. - Is a car technically a gift?Copy !req
94. - Yes.Copy !req
95. - What if it's a Honda Civic?Copy !req
96. - It's still a gift.
Moving on.Copy !req
97. - What about a sandwich?
- What about it?Copy !req
98. - Is it a gift? Technically?Copy !req
99. - If it's bought for you
by an agent,Copy !req
100. then yes, it's a gift.Copy !req
101. - What about a panini?Copy !req
102. - All sandwiches
bought by agents are gifts.Copy !req
103. - Would you consider a hot dog
a sandwich?Copy !req
104. - Damn it, yes!Copy !req
105. - See, I disagree.Copy !req
106. - Moving on.
Get out your playbooks.Copy !req
107. Let's talk game strategy.Copy !req
108. - I forgot mines.Copy !req
109. It's cool if we share?Copy !req
110. Come on, dog.
You hoggin'.Copy !req
111. - Sapp was
one of the best athletesCopy !req
112. Miami Football had ever seen.Copy !req
113. But this was my year,Copy !req
114. and I knew I had
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
115. - Yo, I'm not even tired
out here!Copy !req
116. I'm sweating
Cool Water Cologne, baby.Copy !req
117. Sapp, baby!Copy !req
118. Whoo-hoo-hoo, Sapp!Copy !req
119. - So, yeah.
Obviously, I was wrong.Copy !req
120. - Okay, listen up.Copy !req
121. Uh, first of all,Copy !req
122. whoever recommended Zantac
for my heartburn,Copy !req
123. thank you.
Honestly, life-changing.Copy !req
124. - You're welcome, Coach.Copy !req
125. - Second,
season starts in a week,Copy !req
126. and the coaches have
made their decisionsCopy !req
127. on our first string defense.Copy !req
128. I know how hard you all worked
in the off-season,Copy !req
129. and I'm proud of you, okay?Copy !req
130. Each and every one of you.Copy !req
131. Okay, starting D-line
will be...Copy !req
132. Madearis,Copy !req
133. Patrick,Copy !req
134. Miller,Copy !req
135. and Sapp.Copy !req
136. - All right.Copy !req
137. - Was there ever
a doubt about this?Copy !req
138. - Hey, you guys all earned it.Copy !req
139. But remember,
anything can happen, okay?Copy !req
140. You need to go
out there each week,Copy !req
141. and you need to fight for it.Copy !req
142. Okay, starting corners
will be...Copy !req
143. - Yes, that's right.
It's a six-day,Copy !req
144. seven-night cruise
around the Keys.Copy !req
145. Of course that's all included.Copy !req
146. Sure, I'm happy
to walk you throughCopy !req
147. those family packages again.Copy !req
148. Just let me place you
on a brief hold.Copy !req
149. - They're still winning,
40 to 3.Copy !req
150. - Why is the Miami mascotCopy !req
151. like a duck with no pants?Copy !req
152. - Has Dewey played yet?Copy !req
153. - Not yet, but we saw him
on the sidelines.Copy !req
154. Best looking kid on the bench.Copy !req
155. - Look, I'm stuck at work.Copy !req
156. I can't make it home in timeCopy !req
157. before the end of the game,
so just make sureCopy !req
158. you tape the whole thing.Copy !req
159. - I always do.Copy !req
160. - The whole thing, Rocky.Copy !req
161. Sometimes the band members
get knocked downCopy !req
162. by celebrating players, and
I think that's really funny.Copy !req
163. - Yes, I will tape
the whole thing.Copy !req
164. - So for our family packages—Copy !req
165. - Oh!Copy !req
166. That's a bad man!Copy !req
167. - In on the tackle
back at the 42,Copy !req
168. Mr. Sapp, Mr. Reilly.Copy !req
169. - I might not have been
gotten starting job,Copy !req
170. but I tried to stay motivatedCopy !req
171. and tried to stay ready.Copy !req
172. But I didn't get my number
called as much as I'd hoped.Copy !req
173. - Late in the fourth quarter,
Miami 22, Nebraska 0.Copy !req
174. - And before you knew it,Copy !req
175. we were playing for
the national championship.Copy !req
176. - The Hurricanes
are four minutes awayCopy !req
177. from being national champions.Copy !req
178. - That's what's up!
That's what's up!Copy !req
179. - Dewey hasn't played
a single snap yet.Copy !req
180. - Well, at least his uniform
is nice and clean.Copy !req
181. Saves someone
in the locker room a wash.Copy !req
182. - Miami mascot is a mess.Copy !req
183. Oh, the other mascot.Copy !req
184. Nice cowboy.Copy !req
185. Handsome.Copy !req
186. Like Lee Marvin.Copy !req
187. - Okay, Dwayne, let's go.
You're in,Copy !req
188. - Yes, Coach.Copy !req
189. This is it!Copy !req
190. - Fourth down.Copy !req
191. - That was it?Copy !req
192. - It was so exciting
to see youCopy !req
193. win the championship, Dewey.Copy !req
194. Did you see those band members
get knocked down?Copy !req
195. The boy with the tuba
just kept rolling.Copy !req
196. - I'm sorry you drove
all the way out hereCopy !req
197. just to see me get in
for only one play.Copy !req
198. - A great play,
my favorite play.Copy !req
199. - And I can't wait to see
your championship ring.Copy !req
200. A man needs jewelry
with a story.Copy !req
201. - Yes, Peter used
to always talkCopy !req
202. about the earring he got
from Sean Connery.Copy !req
203. - Mm-hmm.
- Here you go.Copy !req
204. - Oh, uh, um—Copy !req
205. we have a coupon
for half-off appetizers.Copy !req
206. It's at your Tampa location,
but I called ahead.Copy !req
207. They said it's still in-state,
so they'd accept it.Copy !req
208. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
209. - And we'll split the rest
over these two cards here.Copy !req
210. - Oh, oh, sorry.Copy !req
211. And I have one
for a complimentary dessert.Copy !req
212. So whenever you're ready,Copy !req
213. we'll take an "Oreo Mess."Copy !req
214. - Hey, thanks for dinner.Copy !req
215. Next year, it's gonna be
my treat.Copy !req
216. - We're so proud of you, Dewey.Copy !req
217. We are a family of champions.Copy !req
218. - Yes, we are.Copy !req
219. I'm gonna work my ass off
all summer.Copy !req
220. Next year, I'm gonna dominate.Copy !req
221. From there, it's
a straight path to the NFL.Copy !req
222. Nobody's gonna outwork me.Copy !req
223. - Your "Mess."Copy !req
224. - All right.Copy !req
225. What—whoa, whoa.
What y'all doing?Copy !req
226. - Just—Copy !req
227. - That summer, I took
my training to the next level.Copy !req
228. I've said before that the gym
has always been my sanctuary.Copy !req
229. Well, that summer,
it was my church,Copy !req
230. my alter to sweat,Copy !req
231. my—
- Yo.Copy !req
232. You done with this machine yet?Copy !req
233. - You see my towels
are still there, right?Copy !req
234. My basilica of grime.Copy !req
235. It was my workshop,
and I was its Build-A-Bear.Copy !req
236. Is there a better time
that I could call—Copy !req
237. As hard as I trained,Copy !req
238. the toughest part
of that summerCopy !req
239. was when my mom got me
a job at her workCopy !req
240. so I could help out
with the bills.Copy !req
241. - It's five months in Cabo,
all expenses included.Copy !req
242. Whoops!Copy !req
243. Sorry about that,
my ear got too sweaty.Copy !req
244. Uh, as well as free T-shirts
from The Giggling Marlin.Copy !req
245. - I hated seeing my mom
in that place.Copy !req
246. It was 100 degrees, no AC,Copy !req
247. and you only got paid
in commissions.Copy !req
248. It made me double down onCopy !req
249. my promise
to get her out of there,Copy !req
250. even if I had to adjust
my expectations slightly.Copy !req
251. - All right, folks,Copy !req
252. our coverage
of the 1995 NFL DraftCopy !req
253. continues now.Copy !req
254. We go to the 25th pick,Copy !req
255. Dwayne "My Real Name Is Karen"
Johnson.Copy !req
256. If you don't
get the reference,Copy !req
257. that's Whoopi Goldberg's
birth name.Copy !req
258. Okay, over to you.
- Thanks, Chris.Copy !req
259. Dwayne, how does it feel to be
the 25th pick in the NFL Draft?Copy !req
260. - Well, it feels great.Copy !req
261. I'm gonna haunt the dreams
of the 24 teamsCopy !req
262. that passed on me but—Copy !req
263. oh, and one more thing.Copy !req
264. I bought my parents
a tasteful, ranch-style home.Copy !req
265. - Perfect, no stairs.Copy !req
266. - Horizontal livin'.Copy !req
267. - By the end of the summer,
I was ready to roll.Copy !req
268. I was gonna take
that intensity back to MiamiCopy !req
269. and be the first guy
in the gym every morning.Copy !req
270. I was taking command
of my future.Copy !req
271. - But, like I said,Copy !req
272. sometimes there are variables
you can't control.Copy !req
273. - Hey.Copy !req
274. - Yo, Dwayne Johnson.
D-line.Copy !req
275. - Ray Lewis.Copy !req
276. Freshman linebacker.Copy !req
277. - I thought I'd be the first
person here at 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
278. - The assistant coach
I had to callCopy !req
279. to open up the weight room,Copy !req
280. he thought the same thing.Copy !req
281. - It's good to have
some company.Copy !req
282. - Man, hell yeah.Copy !req
283. The break of dawn boys.
- Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
284. Hey, let me know if you have
any questions about anything.Copy !req
285. - My only question is,Copy !req
286. which way to
the starting lineup?Copy !req
287. - Looks like you're gonna
fit in here just fine, Ray.Copy !req
288. - Let's see what they do here
on second and long.Copy !req
289. A screen pass to Thomas.Copy !req
290. And Ray Lewis said,
"I told you."Copy !req
291. - Man, that kid's unbelievable.Copy !req
292. - Guy is a natural, brother.Copy !req
293. He was born in the back field.Copy !req
294. - Hey, it's natural talent,Copy !req
295. but that guy's busting his assCopy !req
296. in the gym with me
every morning.Copy !req
297. Man, I just wish
I could be out there with him.Copy !req
298. - Nah, man, not me.Copy !req
299. I'm happy right here
on the sideline.Copy !req
300. No chance of injury,
and we still getCopy !req
301. the social juice
of being on the team.Copy !req
302. - Social juice?
Who cares about social—Copy !req
303. nah, man.Copy !req
304. This is my future.Copy !req
305. I just got to stay ready,
wait for my shotCopy !req
306. to show 'em
what I'm capable of.Copy !req
307. - I hear you, bro.
I'm just saying.Copy !req
308. Not all of us need to be
masters of the universe.Copy !req
309. Some of us are happy withCopy !req
310. middle management
at State Farm,Copy !req
311. with a cute wife
with a drinking problem.Copy !req
312. - Carlos!Copy !req
313. - That's my girl, Trish,
right there.Copy !req
314. - Carlos, wave to me!Copy !req
315. I'm with Lisa!Copy !req
316. - Hey, baby!Copy !req
317. - There's no way
I'm middle management.Copy !req
318. I'm gonna do big things.Copy !req
319. - Dewey, you're in.
Let's go.Copy !req
320. - Ready, Coach.Copy !req
321. - 35 yards and a sack.
Down he goes. Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
322. - I read somewhere
he was thrown out of—Copy !req
323. - 267 pound junior on—Copy !req
324. - His father was a tag-team
champion back in 1984.Copy !req
325. - Here comes
the number one king.Copy !req
326. - Marley is all over him
along with Johnson.Copy !req
327. - Floyd is in.
We're done.Copy !req
328. - Number 94,Copy !req
329. Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
330. - Oh, it's my boy!Copy !req
331. - Look at how old
the other team's coach is.Copy !req
332. Like a grandpa!Copy !req
333. - Babe, Dewey just made
an amazing play.Copy !req
334. He sacked the quarterback
who won the Heisman Trophy.Copy !req
335. - Yes, that's great.Copy !req
336. Will you write down
the player's nameCopy !req
337. so I can send his mother
a note?Copy !req
338. - Okay.Copy !req
339. - Hey, you got a second, Coach?Copy !req
340. - Sure, Dewey.
Take a seat.Copy !req
341. - Even though I never started,Copy !req
342. I got some decent playing time
and made the most of it.Copy !req
343. I thought it might be enough
to get noticed.Copy !req
344. I just wanted to ask you
about something.Copy !req
345. - Girl advice?
Be straightforward, okay?Copy !req
346. Don't play mind games.
- Oh, no, no, no—Copy !req
347. - Be a gentleman,
open the door.Copy !req
348. - No, it's not that.
It's, um,Copy !req
349. well, I heard that NFL scoutsCopy !req
350. usually ask for tape on players
they're interested in,Copy !req
351. and I was just curious
if you got any calls for me.Copy !req
352. - You know, Dwayne,
you're one ofCopy !req
353. the hardest working guys
I've ever had here.Copy !req
354. You're a fine player.Copy !req
355. Hardest working
in the weight room,Copy !req
356. practice sessions,
film sessions.Copy !req
357. Hell, I wish half these guysCopy !req
358. had 1/10 of your work ethic.Copy !req
359. - Thank you, Coach.Copy !req
360. - Which is why
I have a question for you.Copy !req
361. You ever consider
going into coaching?Copy !req
362. - Uh, what?Copy !req
363. - You got the skillset
to be a great one.Copy !req
364. Dependable, diligent—Copy !req
365. - And then he saysCopy !req
366. I can do anything
I put my mind to.Copy !req
367. - That's brutal, man.Copy !req
368. - Man, somebody get my man hereCopy !req
369. another drink, please.Copy !req
370. - I mean, he called me dutiful.Copy !req
371. - That's like what
my grandma calls my mom.Copy !req
372. - That's real messed up.Copy !req
373. - Has Coach Erickson ever
called any of you guys dutiful?Copy !req
374. Hell no.Copy !req
375. - The last thing
he called me wasCopy !req
376. "a rolling ball
of butcher knives."Copy !req
377. - Sapp!
Hell of a game you played.Copy !req
378. - Yo, what's up,
Uncle Luke, man!Copy !req
379. I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
380. - And Ray Ray!
Freshman tackling machine.Copy !req
381. - Yeah, I told y'all
I was gonna putCopy !req
382. a hurtin' on 'em, Uncle I.Copy !req
383. - That sack on third down
was likeCopy !req
384. the most beautiful thing
I ever seen.Copy !req
385. And I've witnessed
a bluebird hatching.Copy !req
386. - Hello, Luther.Copy !req
387. - Luther? You one of
my mama's work friends?Copy !req
388. - Hey, fellas.
Quick question:Copy !req
389. what is black, white,
and green?Copy !req
390. You guys, me, and all the money
we're gonna make together.Copy !req
391. Hey!Copy !req
392. - I like the way he talking.Copy !req
393. - Y'all know Drew, right?
Sports agent for the stars.Copy !req
394. Now when it's your turn
to go pro,Copy !req
395. he's gon' make you rich.
- That's right.Copy !req
396. Hey, man.
How you doing?Copy !req
397. - Me?
- Him?Copy !req
398. - Yeah, you, big fella.Copy !req
399. - Uh, yeah, good.
- Great, glad to hear it.Copy !req
400. Mind if I sit down?Copy !req
401. - Uh, yeah.
Sure.Copy !req
402. - All right, cool.
I'll just steal your seat.Copy !req
403. - Yeah, yeah.
You know, I wasCopy !req
404. kinda running late
for this other meetingCopy !req
405. with this, uh,
this other agent.Copy !req
406. - All right,
I have everyone's numberCopy !req
407. in this phone.
Name someone.Copy !req
408. - Kevin Kline.
- Have it, boom!Copy !req
409. - Yo, it's in that?
It's in that?Copy !req
410. Dude, that's crazy.Copy !req
411. - If you said Phoebe Cates,
then I'd be impressed.Copy !req
412. - Phoebe Cates?Copy !req
413. - Boom, gotcha!
- Yo!Copy !req
414. He got Phoebe Cates
in that mug!Copy !req
415. - I've always believed
that no good happensCopy !req
416. without hard work.Copy !req
417. But sometimes accepting thatCopy !req
418. that's still not enough,Copy !req
419. that's the tough one.Copy !req
420. - So I take it things
didn't turn aroundCopy !req
421. your senior season?Copy !req
422. - Well, you know,
I played well.Copy !req
423. But I never got
the starting job,Copy !req
424. and before you know it,
just like that,Copy !req
425. my college football career
was over.Copy !req
426. And it felt like
my dreams were, too.Copy !req
427. - And now let's talk
to Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
428. - Thanks, Reggie.
Dwayne, how does it feelCopy !req
429. to be "Mr. Irrelevant,"Copy !req
430. the last pick in the NFL Draft?Copy !req
431. - Reggie?
Where's Chris Berman?Copy !req
432. - He left six rounds ago.Copy !req
433. He had tickets to
"The Unsinkable Molly Brown."Copy !req
434. - Oh.Copy !req
435. So, I bought you guys
a mobile home.Copy !req
436. - The open road
is my front yard.Copy !req
437. - You should've just kept
the cash.Copy !req
438. - Okay, guys, gather up.Copy !req
439. Okay, we just haveCopy !req
440. a couple of end-of-season
awards to give out,Copy !req
441. but first, I just want to sayCopy !req
442. thank you for all of your
effort and your sacrifice,Copy !req
443. especially our seniors.Copy !req
444. So the MVP of our team
this yearCopy !req
445. was also the recipient
of the Bronko Nagurski AwardCopy !req
446. for best defensive player,Copy !req
447. the Lombardi Award
for best lineman,Copy !req
448. First Team All-American,Copy !req
449. and the Big East
Defensive Player of the Year.Copy !req
450. We all look forward to watching
him next year play in the NFL,Copy !req
451. Warren Sapp.Copy !req
452. - Appreciate you, Coach.
Appreciate you.Copy !req
453. Yo, I just want to say
thank you to all of youCopy !req
454. for allowing me to outshine
y'all all these years.Copy !req
455. Warren Sapp.
- Yeah!Copy !req
456. - Okay, and the next award.Copy !req
457. Coming all the way back fromCopy !req
458. academic probation to earnCopy !req
459. a 2.8 in general studies,Copy !req
460. Scholar of the Year,
Mr. Dwayne Johnson.Copy !req
461. - Dewey!Copy !req
462. - Hey, Coach, is this your dad?Copy !req
463. - It's Benjamin Franklin, son.Copy !req
464. - Oh, of course.Copy !req
465. Doesn't look like you at all.Copy !req
466. - All right guys,
we're out of hereCopy !req
467. in three days.
I want everything packed—Copy !req
468. - Like I've always doneCopy !req
469. when I don't know
what else to do,Copy !req
470. I go home.Copy !req
471. My mom wasn't the only oneCopy !req
472. who was grinding out
a paycheck.Copy !req
473. My dad couldn't
book matches anymore,Copy !req
474. so he was teaching at
Skinny Jimmy's wrestling camp.Copy !req
475. - Does this hurt, Richard?Copy !req
476. - No.
- I can tell.Copy !req
477. And so can the audienceCopy !req
478. 'cause you're not selling
worth a damn.Copy !req
479. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
480. Put me in a sleeper hold.Copy !req
481. - Oh, my God, are you okay?Copy !req
482. - Richard, I swear to God.Copy !req
483. I'm selling.Copy !req
484. - That Richard is a disgrace.Copy !req
485. I wish I could go back in time
and kill his mother.Copy !req
486. - At least he's having fun.Copy !req
487. He's got a good enough job
where he can affordCopy !req
488. to pay for these lessons.Copy !req
489. What does it matter
if he's bad?Copy !req
490. - All right, everybody.
Grab your partner.Copy !req
491. - If it doesn't matter to him,Copy !req
492. it doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
493. What matters to you, Dewey?Copy !req
494. What matters to me?Copy !req
495. My family.Copy !req
496. Doing something great.Copy !req
497. Proving that
I got what it takes.Copy !req
498. - To do what?Copy !req
499. - Whatever you got.Copy !req
500. - You remind me
of your grandfather.Copy !req
501. He would say the same thing.
- He did?Copy !req
502. - Everyone thoughtCopy !req
503. that he was too short
to be a wrestler,Copy !req
504. so he won the title.Copy !req
505. They thought that
wrestlers couldn't act,Copy !req
506. so he got cast
in a James Bond movie.Copy !req
507. And they thought
wrestlers were dumb,Copy !req
508. so he started
his own promotion business.Copy !req
509. He loved being underestimated.Copy !req
510. - Yeah, I admire that.Copy !req
511. Wish I felt that way.Copy !req
512. - Life is tough.Copy !req
513. You must be tougher.Copy !req
514. People don't believe in
your dream?Copy !req
515. Good.
You prove them wrong.Copy !req
516. - But what if they're right
and I'm the one that's wrong?Copy !req
517. - You are not wrong.Copy !req
518. You're going to
take us with you.Copy !req
519. I know that.Copy !req
520. You never give up.Copy !req
521. We are all going to make it.Copy !req
522. - I'm going to cool down walk
so I don't choke out Richard.Copy !req
523. He got drunk and promised
his kid that he'd fightCopy !req
524. the ultimate warrior
at next year's WrestleMania.Copy !req
525. - I'm gonna head down
to the beach with my tire.Copy !req
526. Do some training.Copy !req
527. - I thought football was over.Copy !req
528. - The season's over, but
the NFL combine's coming up.Copy !req
529. Got to make sure I put on
a show for those scouts.Copy !req
530. Is that my championship ring?Copy !req
531. - Oh, I like to wear it
to the store.Copy !req
532. - So, yeah, sometimesCopy !req
533. there are things in life
you just can't control,Copy !req
534. but my family was
never a variable.Copy !req
535. - Okay, try this again.
Richard...Copy !req
536. - They were always there.Copy !req
537. - So we provide
a discount on a rental carCopy !req
538. if you commit to
a midsize or above.Copy !req
539. Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to place you on a brief hold.Copy !req
540. Dewey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
541. - Just dropped by
to bring you this.Copy !req
542. Might not be able
to get you out of here yet,Copy !req
543. but in the meantime,
I can at least make youCopy !req
544. a little more comfortable.Copy !req
545. - Hey, why's she the only one
who gets one of those?Copy !req
546. - Don't worry
about what she's getting.Copy !req
547. Know your role
and shut your mouth.Copy !req
548. - Get out of here, Carl.Copy !req
549. - Who's that chiming-in bitch?Copy !req
550. - Carl.Copy !req
551. Thank you for the fan, baby.Copy !req
552. - I love you.Copy !req
553. Hey, it might take
a little longer,Copy !req
554. but I'm getting
to the pros, Mom.Copy !req
555. We're gonna make it.Copy !req
556. You know, for four years,Copy !req
557. I had gone up against
future Hall-of-Famers.Copy !req
558. And I was good,
but I was never great.Copy !req
559. But I still thought I was
good enough to get a shot,Copy !req
560. and all I needed wasCopy !req
561. one NFL team
who believed in me.Copy !req
562. - So did an NFL team
take a chance on you?Copy !req
563. Did you get drafted?Copy !req
564. - Well, we'll save that story
for another time.Copy !req
565. - Oh, okay, I can't wait.Copy !req
566. - It's a good one.Copy !req
567. - Yeah, I won't have
the hard pear cider next time.Copy !req
568. - Cheers.Copy !req
569. - Oh, yes, um...Copy !req
570. - There you go.Copy !req
571. Get it.Copy !req
572. - Love it.Copy !req