1. - Good evening,
I'm Randall Park.Copy !req
2. The primaries are over
and the nomineesCopy !req
3. for the 2032
U.S. presidential race are set.Copy !req
4. And one name...Copy !req
5. you may have heard before.Copy !req
6. Candidate Dwayne Johnson
has wasted no timeCopy !req
7. hitting the campaign trailCopy !req
8. with his
No Muss, No Fuss bus tour,Copy !req
9. traveling cross-country
to talk to American voters.Copy !req
10. - I'll get the upstairs.Copy !req
11. - And show
that he's one of them.Copy !req
12. Wow.Copy !req
13. It's about as big
as Kevin Hart's ego.Copy !req
14. - But that level of fame
also has its downside.Copy !req
15. Dwayne Johnson's success
is being used against himCopy !req
16. by his critics.Copy !req
17. They say he's lived
the cushy Hollywood lifeCopy !req
18. for so long, he can't relate
to the strugglesCopy !req
19. of the average American.
- Randall,Copy !req
20. that couldn't be
further from the truth.Copy !req
21. I have had one hell of a life,
but I wasn't born into it.Copy !req
22. I've had to work very hard for
everything that's come my way.Copy !req
23. There's still so much that
I have to share with the world.Copy !req
24. - Hmm, I'm surprised
to hear you say thatCopy !req
25. because you're such
an open person.Copy !req
26. - Well, I try to be as open
and as real as I can.Copy !req
27. For example, people don't know
that every timeCopy !req
28. I open the fridge,
I still gotta...Copy !req
29. you know.Copy !req
30. - Can you do it?
- You want me to do it?Copy !req
31. - I'm begging you to do it.Copy !req
32. - Are the people ready?
- They are not ready,Copy !req
33. but they need to see it.Copy !req
34. Well, every time
I open the fridge,Copy !req
35. I've gotta say,
"Can you tell...Copy !req
36. llll...Copy !req
37. that the Rock is hungry?"Copy !req
38. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
39. - I do that too.Copy !req
40. - You're a wild man.Copy !req
41. So, as you can see, Randall,
there's still so muchCopy !req
42. that I haven't told anyone.Copy !req
43. Stories about my lifeCopy !req
44. that I haven't been ready
to share until now.Copy !req
45. - You can't tell because
I used to be an actor,Copy !req
46. so I'm skilled
at hiding my emotions,Copy !req
47. but I'm on the edge of my seat.Copy !req
48. - I can tell.
You're a hell of an actor.Copy !req
49. - Oh.
True.Copy !req
50. You know, Randall,
to understand me,Copy !req
51. you gotta understand
where I came from.Copy !req
52. I was born into
a wrestling family.Copy !req
53. - Your dad was wrestling
superstar Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
54. - The "Soul Man"
Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
55. That was him.
- Yeah!Copy !req
56. - The crowd is in an uproar.Copy !req
57. There he goes!Copy !req
58. - Mom, listen to this crowd.Copy !req
59. Dad is over.Copy !req
60. - He is.
They love him.Copy !req
61. - My mother's father
was the legendaryCopy !req
62. Samoan wrestler,
"High Chief" Peter Maivia.Copy !req
63. Wrestling is in my blood.Copy !req
64. - Rocky hits him
with a dropkick.Copy !req
65. - Yes, Rocky!Copy !req
66. - Oh, the Samoan
is in trouble now.Copy !req
67. He's done, he's done!Copy !req
68. And Rocky Johnson
is the winner tonight.Copy !req
69. [cheering, chanting]
Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
70. - You know, being a kid
growing upCopy !req
71. in the world
of professional wrestling,Copy !req
72. I learned a lot of stuff
very early on in life.Copy !req
73. - Sign my chest?
- I'll sign your chest.Copy !req
74. - Ah, no, you won't.Copy !req
75. Thank you.Copy !req
76. - I won't be signing any
chests, but how about an arm?Copy !req
77. Is this Carl Weathers?Copy !req
78. - But, at the same time,
I was alsoCopy !req
79. just a regular little boy.Copy !req
80. And I idolized my dad.Copy !req
81. - Dad, how come our car is
nicer than where we're staying?Copy !req
82. - 'Cause the fans don't drive
home with us, do they?Copy !req
83. They need to see me
leave the arena in style.Copy !req
84. That's called
working the gimmick.Copy !req
85. - Hmm, interesting.
- Cars, the clothes,Copy !req
86. the jewelry—they need to think
who I am inside the ringCopy !req
87. is who I am outside the ring.Copy !req
88. - That's why we can't hang out
in publicCopy !req
89. with Uncle Iron Sheik.Copy !req
90. - That's right.
And get this:Copy !req
91. one day, you work the gimmick
hard enough, it'll become real.Copy !req
92. - It will?
- Sure will.Copy !req
93. Soon, our house will be
as nice as our car.Copy !req
94. Then I gotta buy
a better car.Copy !req
95. - Ooh, red one?
You know I love red.Copy !req
96. - I know you like red.Copy !req
97. - Hey.
I'm gonna get changed.Copy !req
98. We'll go to your grandma's
so I can get paid,Copy !req
99. then I'll take us
out to dinner.Copy !req
100. - A quick stop at my mom's.Copy !req
101. - Yeah, yeah, I know.Copy !req
102. - Hey, get your buns in here.Copy !req
103. - Hey, boys.
- Hey!Copy !req
104. - Yo.Copy !req
105. - Uh, Grandma?Copy !req
106. What's wrong
with your dog again?Copy !req
107. - It's a belly tumor,
but don't worry.Copy !req
108. It's benign.Copy !req
109. - Is that mushroom
looking one new?Copy !req
110. - Go shake everyone's
hand, Dewey.Copy !req
111. - Junk Yard Dog,
great match tonight.Copy !req
112. - Let me see how fast you are.Copy !req
113. Oh, that's quick.Copy !req
114. Damn, kid.Copy !req
115. - Hi, Uncle Afa.
Hi, Uncle Sika.Copy !req
116. - Hey.Copy !req
117. I hated you guys tonight.
Great job.Copy !req
118. Dewey.Copy !req
119. - Who wants a margarita?Copy !req
120. - I make with almost
all triple sec.Copy !req
121. - Shake it, baby!
- Dewey baby,Copy !req
122. are you old enough
to drink yet?Copy !req
123. - I'll drink it for him.Copy !req
124. - Hey!Copy !req
125. - Anyone want to play cards?
- Yes.Copy !req
126. - Hell, yes.
- Yeah, I'll take your money.Copy !req
127. - Hey, babe, you don't mind
if we order food here, right?Copy !req
128. - We were just gonna do
a quick in and out.Copy !req
129. - Please, Mom?
I want to hang with the guys.Copy !req
130. - Ah, that's my boy.Copy !req
131. - Hey, and, after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.Copy !req
132. - Okay.
- You wanna play Belote?Copy !req
133. - And it wasn't just my dad.Copy !req
134. I was surrounded by people
working the gimmick.Copy !req
135. - I worked a match in Detroit
with Playboy Bobby Riggs.Copy !req
136. Ton of talent, man.
Terrible body.Copy !req
137. - He looked like a loaf
of bread, huh?Copy !req
138. - Bobby Riggs is funny guy.
Like the Burt Reynolds.Copy !req
139. - No, he's gotta work
the gimmick.Copy !req
140. Wild Samoans, André the Giant,
"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
141. - You can have all the skill
of the world, right?Copy !req
142. But if the audience
don't buy your look—Copy !req
143. - You'll never get over.Copy !req
144. - His beige trunks aren't
doing him any favors.Copy !req
145. - How's your girlfriend doing?
- Not so great.Copy !req
146. She stabbed me.Copy !req
147. - I've come a long way from
when Peter—miss you, Peter.Copy !req
148. Love you, High Chief—Copy !req
149. from when he first
took me to his matches.Copy !req
150. I thought he was
really getting hurt.Copy !req
151. Aah!Copy !req
152. - Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia!Copy !req
153. I bet the crowd loved it.Copy !req
154. Now that's a shoot.Copy !req
155. - I don't get why
there's so many rules.Copy !req
156. It's all fake anyway.Copy !req
157. What happened?Copy !req
158. - Does this feel fake?Copy !req
159. Then it's not fake.Copy !req
160. You never use the F word.Copy !req
161. Comprends?Copy !req
162. - Yes.
- Good.Copy !req
163. Now we hug.Copy !req
164. Huh?Copy !req
165. - I did not raise him
like that.Copy !req
166. - That's your boy.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
167. That's your boy.
- Your move.Copy !req
168. - Let's go.Copy !req
169. - Slight change of plans.Copy !req
170. I'm gonna go grab drinks
with the guys.Copy !req
171. - I knew we shouldn't
have stopped here.Copy !req
172. - It's just André's thinkingCopy !req
173. about investing
in this tiki bar,Copy !req
174. and he wants us
to check it out.Copy !req
175. - I want you all to be
honest with me.Copy !req
176. - You promised Dewey you'd
take him for ice cream, Rocky.Copy !req
177. - Dewey will be fine.Copy !req
178. Hey, Dewey.Copy !req
179. Daddy's got to go take care
of some businessCopy !req
180. with André and the guys.Copy !req
181. So we're gonna have to
rain check on that ice cream.Copy !req
182. - Can I go with you?Copy !req
183. - I'm sorry, buddy.
It's adult stuff.Copy !req
184. But hey, ice cream
for breakfast tomorrow.Copy !req
185. I'll see you later.Copy !req
186. I love you.
- Love you too.Copy !req
187. - Okay.
- Bye.Copy !req
188. Hey, come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
189. You ready to go?
- Mom, why doesn't DadCopy !req
190. let me do anything with him?Copy !req
191. Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
192. I told your dad
I wouldn't tell you, but...Copy !req
193. the president
called earlier today.Copy !req
194. Now, he can't talk about it
or give any details,Copy !req
195. but it's big,
and no one can know.Copy !req
196. - Like in "Shogun Warriors"?Copy !req
197. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
198. - Whoa.Copy !req
199. Does Grandma know?
- No.Copy !req
200. So let's not mention anything
when we go for ice cream, okay?Copy !req
201. - Okay.
- Good boy, go get your shoes.Copy !req
202. - Grandma, we're going
for ice cream.Copy !req
203. - So even though my dad
clearly had flaws,Copy !req
204. when I was that little boy,
he was still my hero.Copy !req
205. - Well, it seems like your mom
helped with that.Copy !req
206. In her own way, she was
working the gimmick too,Copy !req
207. but for your benefit.
- That's right.Copy !req
208. Working the gimmick
was how my family lived,Copy !req
209. and we all embraced it.
As a matter fact,Copy !req
210. it was working the gimmick that
eventually led to me stealing.Copy !req
211. - Stop!
Can we stop?Copy !req
212. I don't know if we should
be going down this road.Copy !req
213. - It's okay, Sandy.
And I told you I gonna getCopy !req
214. very real
with this thing, Randall.Copy !req
215. - Yeah, Sandy.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
216. - Okay, can we lock the set
down, please?Copy !req
217. - So I'm gonna get real.
And the real isCopy !req
218. working the gimmick led to meCopy !req
219. doing some pretty bad.Copy !req
220. I'm sorry, Randall,
can I say that?Copy !req
221. - It's not very presidential,
but it.Copy !req
222. - That's my guy.
You know, back then,Copy !req
223. I wanted people to see me
in a certain way,Copy !req
224. and I did whatever had to
to make that happen.Copy !req
225. - Need any help
finding anything?Copy !req
226. - Nah, nothing's really
catching my eye.Copy !req
227. Thanks, though.Copy !req
228. - Was it wrong?
Yeah, it was wrong.Copy !req
229. But, honestly,
who among us hasn't doneCopy !req
230. a little five-finger boost,
huh?Copy !req
231. - Right.
Or a little credit card fraud.Copy !req
232. - You must be rich.Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. - What's your name again?Copy !req
235. - Tomas.Copy !req
236. - Tomas?Copy !req
237. Why'd you say
your name was Tomas?Copy !req
238. - 'Cause it sounds way cooler
than Dwayne.Copy !req
239. Look, new school, new name.Copy !req
240. And now that I look rich,Copy !req
241. I'm finally getting attention
from girls,Copy !req
242. like Karen from algebra.Copy !req
243. - Big hair Karen?
- Fine-ass Karen.Copy !req
244. The one who front-knots
her PE shirt.Copy !req
245. - Oh!Copy !req
246. - I couldn't get the security
tag thing off,Copy !req
247. so I banged it with a rock,
and all this ink exploded out.Copy !req
248. - Just tell people you spilled
your blueberry wine.Copy !req
249. - Hmm.Copy !req
250. Anyway.Copy !req
251. The best part is Karen
invited me to a party tonight.Copy !req
252. - So life is good, huh?
- It is.Copy !req
253. - Well, it's not gonna last.
Fine-ass Karen aside,Copy !req
254. the reason why these girls
haven't been giving youCopy !req
255. the time of day
isn't 'cause you look poor.Copy !req
256. It's 'cause you look like
a undercover cop.Copy !req
257. Like Johnny Depp
from "21 Jump Street."Copy !req
258. - No one thinks that.
- Dwayne, everyone thinks that.Copy !req
259. He's looking at me.Copy !req
260. He's a cop,
like Johnny Depp.Copy !req
261. - I'm 15!Copy !req
262. - You have a full mustache,
and you're bigger than a dad.Copy !req
263. You look like you work
at a auto parts store.Copy !req
264. - Whatever, man.Copy !req
265. None of that matters now
that I got a girl into me.Copy !req
266. - Yeah, but that girl thinks
you're rich, and you're not.Copy !req
267. And you ain't fooling anybody
riding the bus.Copy !req
268. - Hey, baby.
How was school?Copy !req
269. - When is Dad getting back
with the car?Copy !req
270. - When the wrestling convention
is over.Copy !req
271. He's getting paid
to sign autographs.Copy !req
272. We could use the money.
- We could also use the car.Copy !req
273. I'm boxing pizzas after school.Copy !req
274. You're cleaning houses,
like, five towns away,Copy !req
275. and we both
have to take the bus.Copy !req
276. - What's wrong
with taking the bus?Copy !req
277. There was a man sitting across
from meCopy !req
278. playing the flute yesterday.
It was beautiful.Copy !req
279. - Karen will think I'm poor
if she sees me riding the bus.Copy !req
280. - Who's Karen?Copy !req
281. - Can't we just
get another car?Copy !req
282. Look, I got some money saved.
I can get us one.Copy !req
283. - How much money?
- $103.Copy !req
284. - Dewey, you won't be able
to get a car for that.Copy !req
285. But you know what you could do?Copy !req
286. - Borrow the other
16,000 from you?Copy !req
287. - No.Copy !req
288. You could help us
with groceries and bills.Copy !req
289. - Karen doesn't care
about that stuff.Copy !req
290. - Who's Karen?
- She's a pretty girl I like.Copy !req
291. - That's what you care about?Copy !req
292. Your priorities
are out of whack, Dewey.Copy !req
293. - Fine. Can you at least cosign
on a credit card for me?Copy !req
294. I mean, it doesn't even
have to be a good one.Copy !req
295. It can be from
Strawbridge & Clothier.Copy !req
296. - I'm desperate, man.Copy !req
297. I've called
every ad in the paper.Copy !req
298. Nobody's selling their car
for 103 bucks.Copy !req
299. - Dude, you're not
bargaining right.Copy !req
300. You gotta start at a dollar
and then meet in the middle.Copy !req
301. - Need a car?Copy !req
302. I got a car for sale, dude.Copy !req
303. Well, here she is.Copy !req
304. - I'll give you a dollar
for it.Copy !req
305. - Come on, man.
I overheard you sayCopy !req
306. you had $103.Copy !req
307. I'll take that.Copy !req
308. - Deal.Copy !req
309. - Congrats, kid.Copy !req
310. Oh, you're gonna want
to wash that key.Copy !req
311. - Man, this ride is smooth.
- Dude, yeah.Copy !req
312. I'm just trying to get us
some tunes here.Copy !req
313. This radio
only pulls one station.Copy !req
314. - Who cares?
Blast it.Copy !req
315. What's up?Copy !req
316. What are those?
Chips?Copy !req
317. Hey, yep.Copy !req
318. - So, what's our plan
for tonight?Copy !req
319. - Grab some beers and hit
that Westside partyCopy !req
320. Karen invited me to.Copy !req
321. - Okay.
Every place around here IDs.Copy !req
322. How are we gonna get beers?Copy !req
323. - I guess we could hit that
one store in the next countyCopy !req
324. where the dude is blind.Copy !req
325. - Where are we heading?
- Oh!Copy !req
326. Stop the car, stop the car,
stop the car!Copy !req
327. - Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
328. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm Waffle.Copy !req
329. Where's Billy?
- Billy sold my boy this car.Copy !req
330. Billy is alwaysCopy !req
331. selling things Waffle is in.
- I'm sure that's true.Copy !req
332. Now, can you get
out of the car?Copy !req
333. - Allow me to present
a second option.Copy !req
334. Heard you're going to a party
on the west side.Copy !req
335. What if you let me hitch
a ride with you?Copy !req
336. My buddy Bernard's townhouse
is right there.Copy !req
337. - No way.
Get out.Copy !req
338. - I also heard you say
you needed to buy some beer.Copy !req
339. - D, I've got to find the can.
I'll see you in there.Copy !req
340. - Didn't even say goodbye.Copy !req
341. - What the—Copy !req
342. - Waffle?
- Hoody.Copy !req
343. - He's a good guy.Copy !req
344. Five-finger boost, huh?
You know, you remind me of me.Copy !req
345. - No offense, Waffle,Copy !req
346. but me and you
are not the same.Copy !req
347. - I was once a poor kidCopy !req
348. trying to impress people
that don't matter.Copy !req
349. - You gotta see this girl.Copy !req
350. Trust me.
She matters.Copy !req
351. - I promise you, in ten years,
she won't.Copy !req
352. The only things that
really matter are your family,Copy !req
353. your integrity,Copy !req
354. and freezing your eggs
if you're a lady.Copy !req
355. - That's real bleak, Waffle.
- It's not bleak.Copy !req
356. It's about priorities.Copy !req
357. If I could do it
all over again,Copy !req
358. I would have cared more
about the peopleCopy !req
359. who, you know, cared about me.Copy !req
360. - Need a ride?Copy !req
361. - Dewey?Copy !req
362. - Get in.
I'll explain.Copy !req
363. - Hey, Mama.Copy !req
364. I'm Waffle.
- Hello, Waffle.Copy !req
365. Whose car is this?
- It's ours.Copy !req
366. Mine and yours.
Look what $103 can buy.Copy !req
367. It has seat belts, a hole where
a cigarette lighter was.Copy !req
368. It gets the news.Copy !req
369. You love the news.Copy !req
370. - I'm sorry about earlier.Copy !req
371. - I'm glad you got
the car you needed.Copy !req
372. - Look, there's a lot of things
that we need,Copy !req
373. and I'm gonna start
helping with that.Copy !req
374. But I promise you one thing.Copy !req
375. One day, I'm gonna get you
a Cadillac.Copy !req
376. - A red one?Copy !req
377. You know my favorite
color is red.Copy !req
378. - All the colors.Copy !req
379. Look, one for every day
of the week.Copy !req
380. - Or seven red ones.
- Or seven red ones.Copy !req
381. Oh, seven red ones.Copy !req
382. - Bye.
- Bye, Mama!Copy !req
383. - Hey, man, I appreciate
that advice you gave me.Copy !req
384. - Hey, no problem, kid.Copy !req
385. I can tell how much you
and your mom love each other.Copy !req
386. I know you're gonna give her
all those things one day.Copy !req
387. - I mean, I hope so.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
388. No, you will.Copy !req
389. - As long as you keep doing
one thing.Copy !req
390. All you got to do is—Copy !req
391. - All you got to do is what?Copy !req
392. Waffle?
Waf—Copy !req
393. Yeah, there's a dead guy named
Waffle in a random ThunderbirdCopy !req
394. that's officially owned
by nobody.Copy !req
395. Yeah, my name
is Mayor McCheese.Copy !req
396. - Gosh, I wasn't expecting
to care about Waffle so much.Copy !req
397. - I know, right?Copy !req
398. Every time
I pass a Waffle House,Copy !req
399. I always kiss my fingers
and point to the sky.Copy !req
400. That's for you, Waffle.Copy !req
401. - And you kept the promise
you made to your mom.Copy !req
402. I believe we have a picture of
one of the cars you gave her?Copy !req
403. Mama Rock.Copy !req
404. She just loves her red Caddies.Copy !req
405. - I need to call my mom.Copy !req
406. Last time I talked to her
was...Copy !req
407. 30 years ago.Copy !req
408. - Oh, wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
409. Now, was it at this point
in your lifeCopy !req
410. when you decided to stop
working the gimmick?Copy !req
411. - The truth is, I've never
stopped working the gimmick.Copy !req
412. I've just learned to make
the gimmick work for me.Copy !req
413. I started figuring it outCopy !req
414. when I got
to the University of Miami.Copy !req
415. - Oh, you were there on
a football scholarship,Copy !req
416. a five-star recruit
coming out of high school.Copy !req
417. - And I was fired upCopy !req
418. because in 1990, the U wasn't
just a football team.Copy !req
419. We were a movement.Copy !req
420. Three national titles
under three differentCopy !req
421. head coaches in the '80s.Copy !req
422. An incubator for future stars.Copy !req
423. You know the 'Canes
became legends for the joyCopy !req
424. they played with and,
of course, that swagger, baby.Copy !req
425. - When I got to Miami,
I just wanted to fit in.Copy !req
426. I had no intention
of working the gimmick.Copy !req
427. I was just gonna keep
my head down and grind.Copy !req
428. - There he is.
The Beast of Bethlehem.Copy !req
429. - What up, Coach Orgeron?Copy !req
430. - How the hell are you, son?
Welcome to Miami football.Copy !req
431. Hey, you want some coffee?Copy !req
432. - No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.Copy !req
433. - Oh, me neither.
I chew it.Copy !req
434. Sends it straight
to the blood.Copy !req
435. All right, first D-line
meeting's at noon.Copy !req
436. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
437. - Yo, what's up man?Copy !req
438. Jessie Armstead,
best linebacker in the country.Copy !req
439. - Hey.
- Russell Maryland,Copy !req
440. young D-line legend.Copy !req
441. - Dwayne Johnson,
Beast of Bethlehem.Copy !req
442. Also known as Hitzilla,
Edward Blitzerhands,Copy !req
443. and the Chairman
of Goldman "Sacks."Copy !req
444. - Yeah, we know.Copy !req
445. Your dad was here an hour ago
bragging on you.Copy !req
446. - My dad was here?
- Yeah, Rocky Johnson.Copy !req
447. I used to watch him
when I was a kid.Copy !req
448. I even got his autograph.
Check it out.Copy !req
449. - Congrats, man.Copy !req
450. He said you was gonna be
on the Wheaties box.Copy !req
451. - What?Copy !req
452. - Some next generation
athlete-type thing.Copy !req
453. When's it hit the shelves?Copy !req
454. - You know, we did that
for Wheaties Asia,Copy !req
455. so it's not
coming out in the States.Copy !req
456. - Even better.
I've got some familyCopy !req
457. out in Singapore.
Maybe they can peep it.Copy !req
458. - Oh, no.
See, that's the thing.Copy !req
459. That's South Asia, and it's
coming out in North Asia.Copy !req
460. - You're lying to the wrong
geography buffs.Copy !req
461. - Yeah, wait till my uncle
in Singapore hear about this.Copy !req
462. Freshmen, man.Copy !req
463. - Dad, you were
here this morning?Copy !req
464. - Drove all the way
from TampaCopy !req
465. to be there
when the gym opened.Copy !req
466. I go outta my way
to set my son up for success.Copy !req
467. - Yeah, but you didn't even
come see me.Copy !req
468. - That would have spoiled
the surprise.Copy !req
469. - What surprise?
- I put you over with the guys.Copy !req
470. It was your first day
in the program,Copy !req
471. and I wanted
to make you look good.Copy !req
472. - What, by telling them I was
gonna be on a Wheaties box?Copy !req
473. - Surprise!Copy !req
474. You're surprised, ain't you?Copy !req
475. - No, I'm not surprised.Copy !req
476. I had to cover and tell 'em
it was for Wheaties Asia.Copy !req
477. - Wheaties Asia?
No.Copy !req
478. No, son.
You're messing it up.Copy !req
479. Look, all you gotta
do is work the gimmick.Copy !req
480. - There is no gimmick to work.Copy !req
481. I'm not gonna be
on a Wheaties box.Copy !req
482. - But they don't know that.Copy !req
483. Hello?Copy !req
484. - Hey, champ,Copy !req
485. truck's loaded up
and all ready for delivery.Copy !req
486. - You got it, boss.Copy !req
487. I'm just on the phone
with my kid.Copy !req
488. All right, son.Copy !req
489. Father's gotta
go back to work.Copy !req
490. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the best.Copy !req
491. God's the best.Copy !req
492. - Kid's knocking those out.Copy !req
493. - Yeah.
- What's he on?Copy !req
494. - 20.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
495. 25, 26...Copy !req
496. 27, 28...Copy !req
497. 29, 30...Copy !req
498. - Come on, come on.Copy !req
499. 31...Copy !req
500. - All right, come in,
come in!Copy !req
501. 32, 33...Copy !req
502. 34!Copy !req
503. 35!Copy !req
504. 36!
- Yeah!Copy !req
505. - Damn.
Your dad wasn't lying.Copy !req
506. - You better eat
your Wheaties, Asia.Copy !req
507. - That's when I found my
version of working the gimmick.Copy !req
508. Be me, but with the dial
turned up to 11.Copy !req
509. So that's who I was every time
I flashed the People's Eyebrow.Copy !req
510. That's who I was
when I threw LudacrisCopy !req
511. off a bridge in "Jumanji" five,
and that's who I wasCopy !req
512. when I played Gene Simmons
in that Kiss biopic.Copy !req
513. - But, Dwayne, I have to ask.Copy !req
514. Wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell your teammatesCopy !req
515. that your dad made that whole
Wheaties thing up?Copy !req
516. - Yeah, of course it would
have been easier,Copy !req
517. but I couldn't do that,
Randall.Copy !req
518. That's my dad.
The truth is, in his way,Copy !req
519. he pushed me to do things
I never would have done.Copy !req
520. - Well, can you give us
some more details?Copy !req
521. Like, how did you get
from Hawaii to Pennsylvania?Copy !req
522. Did you ever know Waffles'
last name?Copy !req
523. When did you start
playing football?Copy !req
524. - I'm gonna tell you
all of that, Randall,Copy !req
525. and much more.
And, look, once peopleCopy !req
526. hear these stories
about my life and my family,Copy !req
527. they're gonna see how much
we actually all have in common.Copy !req
528. - I can't wait.
- That's right.Copy !req
529. Oh, and I've got
some pretty cool storiesCopy !req
530. about André the Giant.Copy !req
531. - That's a great question.Copy !req
532. And so, yes, the dalmatians—Copy !req
533. - Hey!Copy !req
534. Bonjour, babies.Copy !req
535. Let me tell you my career, huh?Copy !req
536. What are you looking at?Copy !req