1. Training with Dad?
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2. Yeah.
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3. So...
nothing's changed since I left.
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4. Why are you here, Jade?
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5. Why am I here, Artemis?
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6. I know, I know.
Mom warned,
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7. I shouldn't make contact
unless it was an emergency...
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8. Life-threatening
emergency for Lian!
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9. And only because
Will's not a match
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10. for her blood or tissue type.
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11. I already told her Lian is safe
and asleep upstairs.
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12. So you'd better have
a damn good reason for...
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13. Will could be home any minute,
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14. so unless you want to see him,
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15. maybe we should take
this conversation elsewhere.
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16. Or I could just leave,
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17. which likewise
solves the problem.
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18. Fine, fine.
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19. I have two defectors
from the League of Shadows
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20. seeking asylum.
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21. Each one claims
the other is a plant,
a mole.
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22. I need your help
to sort it all out.
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23. You know I left
the Shadows years ago.
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24. Couldn't help if I wanted to.
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25. And I don't want to.
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26. The Shadows
tracked me here.
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27. Here, the house
where your daughter lives.
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28. What do you need?
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29. Recognized...
Robin-D-one-two...
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30. Hurricane Amy
just doubled in size
and keeps growing.
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31. Flash flooding in Florida,
stranded citizens...
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32. - We suspect Weather Wizard.
- Or global warming.
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33. The Outsiders
are headed into the storm.
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34. You coming?
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35. Uh, I'm still really
javelin-lagged
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36. after the trip back from Mars.
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37. I... I wouldn't be
much help right now.
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38. Think I'm just gonna crash
for a few hours.
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39. Crash?
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40. Um... crash.
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41. You can handle this, right?
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42. Uh, sure.
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43. We gotcha covered!
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44. Thanks.
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45. He's been sleeping a lot,
hasn't he?
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46. Yeah.
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47. Come on. Mission time.
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48. I telepathically
read them.
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49. They both seem sincere.
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50. Is it possible
both are telling the truth
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51. to the best of their knowledge?
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52. Anything's possible.
That's the problem.
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53. Orphan says
the Shadows are trained
to thwart psychic readings.
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54. You think
that's happening here?
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55. I'm no Miss Martian.
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56. I can't be sure.
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57. Is there anyone else
you can call?
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58. Why are you here, Jade?
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59. It's been a while.
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60. Thought I'd check up on you.
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61. I've hit a rough patch.
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62. Thought you could
raid the fridge for me.
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63. No. She can't.
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64. You thought you could
make it on your own,
little girl.
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65. - I can.
- Then prove it.
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66. Fine. If you're gonna
get all angry about it,
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67. I'll just go.
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68. You know, you're not
the only one who's angry.
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69. We're all mad here...
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70. Mad as hatters.
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71. So, obviously,
the beast and I
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72. are out for our nightly jog.
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73. You, on the other hand,
are just sitting alone...
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74. in the park... at night.
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75. That's, uh... odd, right?
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76. Not at all.
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77. It's the ideal spot
for my meeting
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79. Ooh, is he a handsome
international assassin?
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80. What makes you think
it's a "he"?
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81. Strangely,
I'm even more jealous now.
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82. You have nothing
to be jealous of.
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83. I hate to interrupt
this tender scene...
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to introduce us?
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85. Uh, of course.
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86. - Holly, meet my sister, Jade.
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87. I think she might have
meant me.
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88. Sister Jade,
this is Jason Bard,
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90. Wow! I'm your boyfriend?
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91. That's the first time
you've said that out loud.
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92. Calm down
before I take it back.
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93. The boyfriend, huh?
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94. - Let's see... dog lover?
- Check.
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95. - Ex-military?
- Check.
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96. College professor?
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97. Erm... W-Working on that.
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98. I'm a private detective now.
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99. Ooh, a private dick.
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100. So, how'd you meet?
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101. My, um, ex fixed us up
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102. when she dumped me
for her ex,
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103. and I moved to Star City
from Gotham to get my degree.
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104. Artemis always got
my hand-me-downs, too.
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105. Okay, that's enough.
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106. She really is an assassin.
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107. Escape while you can.
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108. And your little dog, too.
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109. - Run!
Running!
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110. I like him.
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111. - I'm happy for you.
- Thanks.
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112. I know it's been hard since...
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113. It just goes to show...
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114. second chances are possible.
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115. What did you learn?
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116. My sources
all have the same intel.
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117. The Savage kid's on the run
and being hunted.
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118. Meanwhile, no one's
even heard of this Onyx.
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119. In my business,
that means you're either
a nobody or a ghost.
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120. A nobody's never making it
off Santa Prisca alive.
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121. And a ghost...
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122. you don't want anything
to do with one of those.
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123. Well, Looker read
both defectors psychically
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124. and sensed no deception
from either of them.
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125. But Orphan tells me
Shadows are trained
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126. to thwart psychic reads.
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127. Who's this Orphan?
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128. She's on my team.
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129. She's a kid,
but she escaped the Shadows
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130. and has Batman's
seal of approval.
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131. And if the Bat
says she's cool,
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132. - you're just supposed to...
- Yes.
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133. Well, she's right
about Shadow training.
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134. Don't suppose you'd be willing
to just kill them both.
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135. That would solve your problem.
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136. Fine. Fine.
Get me in with them.
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137. I know what questions to ask...
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138. and what responses to look for.
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139. Closing in on target now.
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140. Remember,
we want Cassandra alive.
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141. Oh,
she'll be a special delivery!
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142. Handled with care.
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143. As for whatever other packages
might be on the porch...
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144. Do whatever damage
is necessary.
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145. But bring Cassandra back.
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146. Roger that, boss.
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147. Wasn't sure
you'd remember
our little meet-up code.
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148. "Mad as hatters"?
Of course I remember!
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149. Plus your weird love
of these freeze-dried
Chicken Whizees.
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150. Blech! I'm happy
to give you those
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151. and whatever else
I could scrounge.
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152. Thanks, sis.
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153. It's called "Soh Dah"
in Vietnamese.
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154. The English title's Dumb Luck.
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155. Thought you might like it.
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156. You stole this, didn't you?
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157. Like you didn't steal this?
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158. You're family.
It's not stealing.
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159. Not sure Crusher would agree.
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160. When's he gonna be back?
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161. He said 36 hours.
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162. No worries.
I'll come back tomorrow night
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163. with enough money
for you to restock.
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164. - Promise?
- Of course.
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165. We're all mad as hatters here.
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166. Recognized...
Tigress-B-zero-seven.
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167. Okay, Spoiler,
I'm here to relieve...
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168. Yeah, I came for my shift
to relieve her,
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169. but she wouldn't leave.
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170. - Any problems?
- No.
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171. They've been quiet.
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172. Good. You're relieved.
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173. You can go. You can both go.
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174. You coming?
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175. Orphan, really,
I've got this covered.
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176. Good luck.
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177. Recognized...
Spoiler-B-two-eight.
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178. Orphan, go.
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179. Or I'll call Batman.
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180. Fine.
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181. Just don't tell anyone
what you see here tonight.
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182. Bypass authorized.
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183. Put the sword away.
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185. all about Cheshire
from the Bats.
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186. But she is my sister,
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187. and another defector
from the Shadows.
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188. It's like an epidemic.
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189. She's here to help.
We can trust her.
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190. - More or less.
I need her...
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191. for the mission.
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192. As part of his ever-expanding
multimedia campaign,
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194. released yet another
video statement
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195. across social media today.
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196. If you are
a meta-human...
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197. feeling persecuted, unsafe,
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198. unwanted...
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199. then I welcome you here.
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200. Markovia welcomes you here...
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201. with open arms and sanctuary.
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202. King Brion's open border
meta-human policies
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203. have caused unrest
within his country.
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204. Hundreds of frightened
non-meta citizens
are fleeing Markovia.
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205. Faced with the resulting
refugee crisis at her border,
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206. Queen Perdita of Vlatava
had this to say...
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207. First question...
- You're Jade Nguyen!
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208. Cheshire! The one who got away!
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209. Yeah, yeah,
you've been trained
to kill me on sight.
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210. No!
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211. I mean, yes, but...
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212. you're the one
who gave me hope...
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214. Screw hope.
Let's get to it.
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216. But who are you, Onyx Adams?
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217. How'd you end up a Shadow?
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218. Or let me guess...
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219. broken parents,
broken home?
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221. I was raised by
my maternal grandfather.
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222. And he was a hero.
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223. Will Everett, the Amazing Man.
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224. I'm supposed to know
who that is?
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225. Yeah, well...
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into the Shadows
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228. Sensei? Sensei himself?
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229. He promised he could train me
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230. to be the best version
of myself.
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231. And for a while,
I believed him...
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233. It's not just the Shadows.
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234. It's the Light.
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235. It's everything
my father touches.
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236. Because he killed your sister?
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237. Because he took your arm?
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238. Because he's without anything
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239. resembling human emotion
and feeling.
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240. He took me
from my mother
when I was four.
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242. Then shortly after he killed
my sister Olympia,
who raised me...
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243. I learned my mother
was alive and well.
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244. She had a husband,
and two more children,
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246. Vandal cheated me
out of my childhood,
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into his puppet...
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249. his one-armed puppet...
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250. for his little
cult of personality.
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251. It was good at first...
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253. We were like a family.
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254. It was tough love...
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255. Still, I felt like
I was part of something.
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256. But when the Shadows
moved to Santa Prisca...
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257. When the Great One and Sensei
were replaced by Deathstroke
and Lady Shiva,
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258. I realized
I was just being used
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259. as little more than a weapon.
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260. Why Tigress?
How did you find her?
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261. Shiva sent Manta Troopers out
a few weeks ago.
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262. That's how we knew
Tigress was leading
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covert unit.
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264. That felt right.
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I should reach out to.
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266. Besides,
she's Sportsmaster's daughter.
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268. How? Are you kidding?
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269. She still goes
by Artemis Crock.
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270. It took me
three minutes on the internet.
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you're a plant, a mole.
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273. Meanwhile, your body language
underscores all you say
all too perfectly...
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274. textbook counter
interrogation tradecraft.
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275. You've used every Shadow trick
in the book to deceive me.
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276. I don't trust you.
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277. Look, I've been a Shadow
since I was 11.
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278. I don't know how not to
manipulate my responses.
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279. But I swear to you
I want to learn.
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280. I just want to learn
how to be a human being again.
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281. And I should trust you?
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282. I came here for protection.
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283. I mean, I understand,
your sister called you in
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284. because it takes a Shadow
to know a Shadow.
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285. But, really,
why are you even here?
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286. Are you one of the heroes now?
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287. They're either
telling the truth,
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288. or they're both very good.
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289. I still say our best bet
is to kill them both.
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290. We're not killing anyone.
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291. Then my job's done.
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292. You need to get better
at covering your tracks
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293. if you're going to live
in the same house
as my daughter...
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294. Or maybe Lian needs
both Crock sisters
living in that house.
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295. You know,
just to keep her safe.
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296. If you're
not going to kill them,
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297. you'll just have to
trust your gut.
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298. I hate to admit it,
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299. but no one's
got better instincts.
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300. How the hell...
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301. Aww,
now why'd ol' Rictus
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302. have to break up
that tender scene?
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303. I was so enjoying seein'
Cheshire's softer side.
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304. - This is as soft as I get.
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305. Orphan, Cheshire!
Take down Black Spider!
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306. Alive!
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307. Ah!
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308. Rictus.
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you have what it takes
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the daughter of Vandal Savage?
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311. Shh.
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312. No need for words.
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313. Leave the banter to the Spider.
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314. Don't ya just love my balls?
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315. Hot, sticky web balls!
Comin' at you.
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316. Someone's overcompensating.
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317. Tigress, what are you doing?
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318. Trusting my gut!
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319. Come on out!
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320. Grab your gear!
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321. You need to help me
protect Cassandra!
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322. Are you crazy?
She's the mole.
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323. You want to prove yourself?
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325. Freeze!
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326. Ah!
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327. Yoink!
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328. I remember
when the only thing
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330. was your
disarming smile, Chesh.
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331. Now you just look sad.
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332. Ah-ah-ah.
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333. Hasn't anyone ever told you
not to play with guns?
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337. Ow!
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338. Finally remember
why I was your boss?
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339. What I remember
is how you betrayed us all.
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340. For a guy. Cliche much?
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341. Not recognized.
Access denied.
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342. Well, crap.
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343. The legendary Crock sisters
working together.
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344. Quite the family reunion
we have here today.
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345. Lady Shiva. Let Orphan go.
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346. No.
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347. Since you refuse
to surrender what's mine,
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348. I'm taking what's yours.
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349. If you want
this "hero" back alive,
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351. to Santa Prisca.
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352. Leave your metas, your team
and the various bats at home...
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353. or this "Orphan" dies.
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354. Uh-uh.
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355. I mean it.
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356. You have 24 hours.
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357. Damn it!
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358. Take me back to Santa Prisca.
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359. - Look, you don't have to...
- I didn't come here
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someone else's life for mine.
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361. That's something
my father would do.
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362. I still think
this is some kind of setup.
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363. She can't be trusted.
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364. So if she's going,
you'll need someone
to watch your back.
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365. Or you want to come along
to stab us in the backs.
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366. Enough. You're both coming.
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367. You can't be serious.
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368. Don't take these two,
take your team!
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369. You heard Shiva.
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370. I can't risk Orphan's life.
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371. Orphan? You mean
Lady Shiva's daughter?
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372. What?
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373. Oh, the Bat didn't tell you
that part, did he?
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374. Listen, when I was a Shadow,
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375. Shiva was raising
her own daughter
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376. to be the ultimate assassin,
the ultimate weapon.
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377. She wouldn't
teach her to read...
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378. even had the girl's
vocal chords severed
as an infant...
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379. so that her only language
would be body language...
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of death.
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381. I recognized those scars
on Orphan's throat.
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384. No wonder Shiva and my father
get along so well.
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385. All the more reason
to get Orphan back safely.
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386. Please. Shiva was bluffing
to lure you to Santa Prisca.
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387. She won't kill
her own daughter.
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389. My father murdered my sister.
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390. Those people
can justify anything.
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he'd kill one of us...
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Shiva won't kill Orphan?
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395. But I'm still in.
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397. Then we're going.
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398. And I could use your help.
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399. Forget it.
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400. You're all mad
as hatters, here.
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402. Bypass authorized.
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403. Promise?
Of course.
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404. We're all
mad as hatters here.
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405. You gave Jade all our food.
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406. Then you'll be training
on an empty stomach.
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407. And training hard.
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408. Follow me.
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409. We'll work on
your boxing skills tonight.
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410. One-armed boxing.
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411. Artemis!
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412. Recognized,
Halo. B-Three-One.
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413. Good morning.
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414. Ready for my
guard duty shift...
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415. Santa Prisca,
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416. here we come...
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417. The unicorn
looked dreamily at Alice
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418. and said,
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419. "Talk child."
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420. Alice could not help her lips
curling up into a smile
as she began,
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421. "Do you know,
I always thought
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422. unicorns were
fabulous monsters, too!
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423. I never saw one alive before!"
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424. "Well, now that
we have seen each other,"
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426. "if you'll believe in me,
I'll believe in you.
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427. Is that a bargain?"
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428. Lewis Carroll.
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and What Alice Found There.
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