1. Your first mistake
was killing my friend.
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2. That was no mistake, human.
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3. And there's
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4. I suppose other species
all look alike to you.
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5. But I'm no human.
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6. I am Lieutenant Tork
of the planet Mars.
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7. And you've never encountered
anything like me before.
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8. Edson Valiant.
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9. He's dead, Tom.
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10. Stuff looks really good, Gar.
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11. That single tear thing.
Genius.
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12. Eh, I've had practice.
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13. Garfield, Paul,
the dailies are spectacular.
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14. I'm so pleased.
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15. - Thanks, Gretchen.
- Yeah, thanks.
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16. (CHUCKLES) Everyone said
I was a sentimental fool,
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was the smart move.
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18. - You handled casting?
- At Goodeworld Studios,
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19. Gretchen Goode
handles everything.
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20. I wantedST 3016 to recapture
thatHello, Megan! magic.
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21. And that's exactly
what you two have done.
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22. Hello Megan had magic?
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23. It only lasted one season.
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24. Your mother's show
was underappreciated,
Garfield.
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25. The chemistry, Paul,
between you
as Conner Manley
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as Megan Wheeler
was truly special.
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27. Well, it may have been
a silly '70s sitcom,
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28. but no one can deny
we had a fantastic cast.
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29. Lord and Stanyon,
Rita Farr,
me, and Marie.
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30. There was
a lot of talent there.
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31. - And a lot of love.
- (CHUCKLING) And a lot of both
here as well.
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32. It's like watching
father and son
trekking through space.
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33. (LAUGHS) Well, I am
the kid's godfather,
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34. I remember your christening
like it was yesterday.
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36. just before Marie
moved you both
to Greater Bialya.
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37. - Qurac.
- Qurac, of course.
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38. And now you're following
in Marie's footsteps.
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39. Your mother—
Well, your mother
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40. and your godmother, Rita,
would be very proud.
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41. Yeah... I guess.
Thanks, Ms. Goode.
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42. Garfield, please.
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43. If you don't
start calling me Gretchen,
you'll make me cry.
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44. - Noted, Gretchen. Thank you.
- Gretchen, a word?
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45. Oh, for the producer,
manager, and step-father
of my favorite Martian?
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46. As many words
as you like, Steven.
Just give me a moment.
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47. Oh. Now, Paul. As we were
talking about that,
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48. I just want to go over that
one more time...
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49. I don't think
she's coming back, Mento.
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50. Don't... call me... Mento.
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51. Will you be
at the house, tonight?
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52. No, Mento. I have a date.
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53. - Thank God.
- Oh, thank God.
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54. - Later, Harvey,
great work today.
- Really?
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55. Wow! Thanks, Mr. Logan.
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56. Okay, M'gann,
we're all here.
What happened?
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57. I take it
your first day at school
was a bit "atypical."
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58. - How would I know?
Maybe every day—
I know.
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59. - It was very atypical.
- And who is this?
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61. You guys really
aren't freaked out
by how I look?
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62. - You picked the right crowd.
Perhaps.
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63. But is Victor Stone
freaked out
by how Forager looks?
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64. Hmm, apparently
Victor Stone is.
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65. (STAMMERING) No, no,
I'm sorry. You've been great,
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66. you just...
caught me off-guard.
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67. - Way off-guard?
- Way off-guard.
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what happened.
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69. At school today,
Violet Harper opened
a boom tube
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was a Mother Box.
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71. What?
Mmm-hmm, it's true.
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72. I didn't know I could do it,
until I did it.
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74. But even for a meta-human
of your abilities,
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75. - how is that possible?
- Maybe I know.
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76. When we were
at Bedlam Central,
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a dissected Mother Box.
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78. Of course!
That must be the device
Baron Bedlam gave to Doctor X.
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79. Simon tried
to learn its secrets
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80. but only succeed
in destroying it.
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81. There was a burst of energy,
then the machine went dead.
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82. Not just dead. Murdered.
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83. Mother Boxes
are living computers.
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85. It was probably
Mother Box's soul escaping.
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86. Ugh, hello, Megan?
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87. Doctor Fate sensed
an old soul in Halo's
very young body.
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88. And the first time
I saw Halo, Vertigo's crew
was burying her.
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89. Bedlam wasn't
in the business of ditching
powerful meta-humans
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90. so they must have
legit thought she was dead.
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91. Maybe Gabrielle Daou did die.
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92. But the Mother Box's
soul energy or whatever
you want to call it,
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and resurrected it as—
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94. As me! I told you
I wasn't Gabrielle.
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96. I'm sorry I didn't understand.
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97. The trauma
must have wiped
their combined minds clean.
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98. She'd get flashes of
Gabrielle's residual memories,
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the Mother Box's knowledge.
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100. Everything else
she'd have to learn anew.
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101. It doesn't upset you
that Gabrielle is dead?
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102. Strangely, no.
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103. I suppose it's because
you are the only you
I've ever known.
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104. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Besides,
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105. I have grown accustomed
to such strangeness.
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106. Yeah, well,
newbie to strangeness here.
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107. What does all of this
have to do with me?
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108. Uh, hey, so sorry
I'm running late, Gar,
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109. The trade conference
was endless.
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110. No worries, Perdita.
The club will still be there.
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111. Oh, you're a doll.
I'll be right out.
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112. Looking like a princess,
I'll bet.
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113. (SIGHS) Or a queen.
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114. Hey, goode goggles.
They as cool
as everyone says?
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115. I only just
received them as a gift.
I haven't even tried them yet.
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116. Mind if I check 'em out,
Your Majesty?
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117. You are not allowed
to call me that,
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118. - or it's off
with your head. (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, big talk.
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119. - The goggles?
Be my guest.
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120. Cool, thanks.
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121. Space Trek.
Hey, maybe I can play myself.
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122. More Klamulons!
Fire at will, Lieutenant.
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123. Ha! I am playing myself.
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124. Yeah, got 'em.
That's right, Tork rocks.
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125. This is actually pretty crash.
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126. I'm already on level two.
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127. But, Violet,
you've never been able
to heal anyone but yourself.
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128. Well, she healed me.
That's why I—
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129. Actually, I don't believe
I did heal you, Victor.
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130. I think I only
made adjustments
to your internal technology.
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131. More proof
she's a living Mother Box.
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132. Whatever. Look, I just want
to get back to my actual life.
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133. I'm this close
to a college scholarship,
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134. and maybe even a career
in pro football.
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135. So, I need one of you freaks
to get this tech off me.
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136. We're trying
to figure this out.
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137. And now he'll tell you
to be patient.
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138. Yeah, patient is not going
to cut it.
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139. You can talk
about all these Mother
and Father Boxes later—
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140. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who said anything
about a Father Box?
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141. - Whoa, what's this now?
- Sphere?
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142. What's going on?
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143. Super-Cycle,
what are you doing?
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144. (DEEPER VOICE)
You dare threaten me?
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145. (GRUNTS)
Both of you. Stop!
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146. Fool! You seek to intervene?
Then suffer for it.
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147. No!
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148. (NORMAL VOICE) Sorry. Sorry.
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149. Conner!
- I'm fine.
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150. - Super-Cycle, stand down.
- (SUPER-CYCLE REVS, BEEPING)
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151. Shh, shh. It's all right now.
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152. I swear,
that wasn't me attacking.
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153. No, it was the tech
within you, taking control.
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154. But I have cleansed you again.
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155. Yeah, well,
clearly a Halo cleanse
is only a temporary solution.
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156. For the time being,
you two had better
stick close to each other.
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157. - Understood,
I will stick close.
- What about his father?
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158. - Shouldn't we bring Vic back—
- My father did this to me!
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159. - All the more reason.
- Look, I'm 18.
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160. You can kick me out,
but you can't make me go back.
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161. - No one's kicking anyone out.
- (SIGHS)
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162. (TELEPATHICALLY)
Guess we're adopting
another stray.
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163. - I'm ready.
- Just a sec.
I'm at the final level.
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164. I need to go to Encino now.
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165. I thought you said
the club's in Hollywood—
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166. I need to go to Encino, now!
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167. He's dead, Tom.
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168. Hmm?
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169. (CHUCKLES) Crash.
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170. Those words you spoke
when you were cleansing Vic,
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171. - what do they mean?
- I don't understand.
What words?
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172. (TELEPATHICALLY)
I'm not kicking anyone out.
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173. I know these are
extraordinary circumstances
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174. and I know,
with Superman in space,
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to step up and do more.
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176. But you're frustrated.
I get it.
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177. My one mission
with Dick turned into
this never-ending thing.
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178. A very needy
and complicated
never-ending thing.
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179. Conner,
since we've been engaged
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180. we've hardly spent
any time together.
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181. - Let alone, alone time.
You're right.
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182. We had a system.
The Watchtower
was for missions,
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183. and Happy Harbor was our own
Fortress of Solitude.
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184. Where we could just be us.
But it's okay.
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185. - I know what we need.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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186. - Date night!
- A secret base!
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187. What?
- (WOLF GROANS)
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188. I mean, the Klamulons
are attacking.
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189. I got this, Captain.
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190. - (SCREAMS)
- She's dead, Tork.
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191. - (SCREAMS)
- He's dead, Tork.
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192. He's dead, Tork.
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193. Wow, we're losing everyone.
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194. It's a good thing
they were already dead.
(CHUCKLES)
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195. So, who's next? You or me?
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196. Artemis is so gonna
kill me for this.
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197. Just tell them. Okay?
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198. Eh, guess it's me.
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199. Where's Wally?
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200. (SNIFFLING) No. No.
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201. - (MONKEY CHATTERS)
- Ha-ha, Monkey!
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202. - (CONTINUES CHATTERING)
- Oh, I gotta catch him.
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203. Tired of this show already?
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204. Well, let's see
what else is on.
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205. - (OPENING THEME PLAYING)
- ♪ D-O-M
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206. (LAUGHING) Monkey!
Hey, bro, where'd you go?
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207. (ECHOING)
Garfield, what's wrong?
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208. Garfield, stop this.
You're scaring me.
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209. (REPEATS) No, no, no, no.
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210. - Your pulse, it's so faint.
- (SIGHS)
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211. Garfield!
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212. And now,
back toDoom Patrol Go!
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213. - Now, who was I looking for?
- (DINGS)
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214. An elephant never forgets.
So, now I'll have to rember.
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215. - Rember me?
- Rita.
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216. - I mean, Elasti-Girl.
- That is correct.
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217. Now, let me introduce you
to the rest
of the Doom Patrol.
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218. Chief, Robotman,
Negative Woman.
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219. - Welcome to the team,
Beast Boy.
- Boo-yah!
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220. Whatever.
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221. And my husband,
Steve Dayton.
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222. Also known as
The Magnificent Mento.
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223. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- Charmed.
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224. I'm sure.
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225. Garfield, it broke my heart
when I heard about Marie.
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226. Sorry your mom died.
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227. - She was my best friend
and I miss her terribly.
- (SNIFFLING)
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228. I could never take her place.
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229. But I'm really going to try
and be a good mom to you.
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230. - (SNIFFLES)
- Thanks, Rita.
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231. Now, wait here, all right?
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232. We all have
to go on a mission and die.
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233. No!
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234. Boo-yahscadoo!
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235. - Doom Patrol, go!
- (TAPPING)
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236. - (OPENING THEME PLAYING)
- ♪ D-O-M
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237. - (BLOWING NOSE)
- ♪ No point shedding
tears now, dear Garfield
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238. Elasti-Girl, I— Rita!
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239. Please, I lost one mom,
I can't lose you, too.
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240. Okay, patrol,
spell it out!
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241. Yeah!
We're not gonna make it.
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242. No. No, no.
I can't watch this.
I gotta get outta here.
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243. It's okay, Gar. Now that
both your moms are dead,
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244. you can come live
with your big sister.
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245. Hey, yeah. 'Cause...
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246. 'Cause I'm your brother
from another mother
and another planet.
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247. Where are you going, Mento?
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248. Hello, Garfield,
I'm chickening out.
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249. How else could I hide
in shame for years,
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250. then resurface,
claim dubious parental rights,
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251. take you away
from Miss Martian,
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252. and exploit your meta-powers
to make me rich? (ECHOING)
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253. Wow, he's a jerk.
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254. - Noted.
- (IN WALLY'S VOICE) You didn't
have to go with Mento.
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255. - M'Gann was totally willing
to fight for you.
- That's true.
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256. I was 14.
I didn't have a choice.
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257. Oh, really?
Well, no point
in sticking with her, then.
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258. - M'Gann!
- Might as well channel surf.
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259. Megan, Conner.
Pease, I don't know
what to do.
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260. - Stop!
- Are you kidding me?
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261. This green kid
needs a hospital.
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262. That green kid is my brother.
I know what he needs.
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263. - (GRUNTS)
- Hey, put us down!
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264. Thanks, guys.
We appreciate your service,
but we got this.
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265. Oh, and we'll return
the gurney later.
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266. I'm sorry,
I called you and 911.
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267. - I wasn't sure what he needed.
- You did the right thing.
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268. Gar's in a psychic
fugue state.
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269. I have to help him
find his way out.
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270. - You're my anchor.
- Always.
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271. Then I'm going in.
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272. Mom, Rita, you're both here.
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273. - You know this kid?
- Do I know him?
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274. Um, no,
never seen him before.
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275. Sure you have
the right house, kid?
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276. - Yeah, see, uh...
- Sure you're even born yet?
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277. Come on, bestie.
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278. Don't you think
you've forgotten
something important?
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279. Hello, Megan!
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280. I totally forgot
I have all this fresh honey.
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281. - (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- I'll get it.
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282. - (CANNED APPLAUSE)
- Uh-oh.
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283. Hey, Megan,
Queen Bee wants
her honey back.
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284. Ooh!
- No, you can't have her back!
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285. Aww.
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286. Sorry, you weren't
in this episode.
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287. She's right. So let's watch
an episode you were in.
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288. Mom?
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289. - Mom, where are you?
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
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290. - Mom!
- (CRASHES)
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291. - (PLAY CHEWS)
- Stop.
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292. Stop. I'm done.
Change the channel!
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293. - Nothing else on.
- (TEARFULLY) Then shut it off.
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294. Okey-doke.
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295. What? What is it?
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296. I can't hear his heartbeat.
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297. You're not giving up, are you?
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298. I would not have picked you
as my Beast Boy, if I thought
you were a quitter.
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299. - What you talkin' 'bout,
Monkey?
- (CANNED LAUGHTER)
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300. - You didn't pick me. I got
a Martian blood transfusion.
- Martian blood?
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301. Okay, sure, that helped.
But face it, kid,
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302. you were chosen
by the magical, mystical
monkey god, moi.
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303. Why do you think
you can only change
into animals?
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304. And do the words,
"conservation of mass"
mean anything to you at all?
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305. Might even be
my magic that intervened
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306. and messed up those goggles
to keep you from being
brainwashed for good.
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307. - Uh, noted.
- Face it!
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308. You're Beast Boy,
because I made you Beast Boy.
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309. I just needed a little help.
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310. - From M'Gann?
- From you.
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311. I made you Beast Boy,
but you made yourself a hero.
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312. So tell me,
has that really changed?
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313. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
If you're the monkey god,
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like Wally West?
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315. Hey, don't blame me,
your mind chose this voice.
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316. My mind? So, are you real?
Or is this all in my head?
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317. Don't know, kid.
Why not ask her?
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318. Mom?
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319. Nah, that's not my mom.
That's my beautiful sister,
M'Gann.
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320. Garfield, I found you.
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321. But you didn't really need me.
You solved it yourself,
didn't you?
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322. I think so.
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323. See, I've always thought
it would be cool
to be on TV like Mom.
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324. And for a while,
it did make me feel
close to her again.
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325. Ugh. Or maybe
it just distracted me,
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326. let me push away the ghosts
of her and Rita and Wally,
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327. But I can see now
I was chasing a dream,
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328. or running from a nightmare,
or just feeling the mode.
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329. I'm ready
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330. Ready to get back to the life.
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331. Are you all right?
I was so worried.
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332. I'm crash.
Feeling more aster than I have
for a while, actually.
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333. Hmm?
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334. Sorry, my English.
What is "aster"?
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335. I'll explain later.
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336. I figured out a lot in there.
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337. Starting with this.
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338. At Goodeworld Studios,
Gretchen Goode
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339. Meaning my boss
is one of the bad guys.
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340. Debrief later, but first,
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341. thanks for sticking by me,
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342. Your Majesty.
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343. (CHUCKLES)
I warned you what would happen
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344. Big talk.
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345. (TELEPATHICALLY, SIGHS)
Now this is
as close to date night
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347. - CONNER: All the kids
are doing it.
- (MEGAN CHUCKLES)
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