1. Your first mistake
was killing my friend.
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3. And there's
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4. I suppose other species
all look alike to you.
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5. But I'm no human.
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6. I am Lieutenant Tork
of the planet Mars.
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anything like me before.
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9. He's dead, Tom.
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10. Stuff looks really good, Gar.
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13. Garfield, Paul,
the dailies are spectacular.
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15. - Thanks, Gretchen.
- Yeah, thanks.
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I was a sentimental fool,
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was the smart move.
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18. - You handled casting?
- At Goode World Studios,
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19. Gretchen Goode
handles everything.
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that Hello, Megan! magic.
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what you two have done.
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underappreciated, Garfield.
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between you as Conner Manley
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Wheeler was truly special.
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we had a fantastic cast.
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- And a lot of both here as well.
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son trekking through space.
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like it was yesterday.
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you both to Greater Bialya.
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- Qurac, of course.
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in Marie's footsteps.
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would be very proud.
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41. Yeah... I guess.
Thanks, Ms. Goode.
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42. Garfield, please.
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43. If you don't start calling me
Gretchen, you'll make me cry.
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44. - Noted, Gretchen. Thank you.
- Gretchen, a word?
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45. Oh, for the producer, manager, and
step-father of my favorite Martian?
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46. As many words as you like, Steven.
Just give me a moment.
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talking about that,
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one more time...
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she's coming back, Mento.
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50. Don't... call me... Mento.
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51. Will you be
at the house, tonight?
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52. No, Mento. I have a date.
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53. - Thank God.
- Oh, thank God.
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54. - Later, Harvey, great work today.
- Really?
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56. Okay, M'gann, we're all here.
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school was a bit "atypical."
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58. How would I know? Maybe
every day... I know.
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59. - It was very atypical.
- And who is this?
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61. You guys really aren't
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- Perhaps.
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out by how Forager looks?
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65. No, no,
I'm sorry. You've been great,
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67. - Way off-guard?
- Way off-guard.
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what happened.
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Harper opened a boom tube
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was a Mother Box.
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71. - What?
- Mmm-hmm, it's true.
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72. I didn't know I could do it,
until I did it.
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of your abilities,
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- Maybe I know.
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a dissected Mother Box.
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Baron Bedlam gave to Doctor X.
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80. but only succeed
in destroying it.
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81. There was a burst of energy,
then the machine went dead.
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are living computers.
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Mother Box's soul escaping.
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86. Ugh, hello, Megan?
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87. Doctor Fate sensed an old soul
in Halo's very young body.
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88. And the first time I saw Halo,
Vertigo's crew was burying her.
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89. Bedlam wasn't in the business
of ditching powerful meta-humans
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legit thought she was dead.
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92. But the Mother Box's soul energy
or whatever you want to call it,
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and resurrected it as...
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94. As me! I told you
I wasn't Gabrielle.
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their combined minds clean.
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Gabrielle's residual memories,
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the Mother Box's knowledge.
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100. Everything else
she'd have to learn anew.
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that Gabrielle is dead?
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the only you I've ever known.
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105. I have grown accustomed
to such strangeness.
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106. Yeah, well,
newbie to strangeness here.
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107. What does all of this
have to do with me?
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108. Uh, hey, so sorry
I'm running late, Gar,
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was endless.
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110. No worries, Perdita.
The club will still be there.
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111. Oh, you're a doll.
I'll be right out.
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112. Looking like a princess,
I'll bet.
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114. Hey, goode goggles. They
as cool as everyone says?
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I haven't even tried them yet.
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116. Mind if I check 'em out,
Your Majesty?
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117. You are not allowed
to call me that,
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118. - or it's off with your head.
- Oh, big talk.
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119. - The goggles?
- Be my guest.
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120. Cool, thanks.
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121. Space Trek.
Hey, maybe I can play myself.
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122. More Klamulons!
Fire at will, Lieutenant.
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123. Ha! I am playing myself.
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124. Yeah, got 'em.
That's right, Tork rocks.
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125. This is actually pretty crash.
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126. I'm already on level two.
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127. But, Violet, you've never been
able to heal anyone but yourself.
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128. Well, she healed me.
That's why I...
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129. Actually, I don't believe
I did heal you, Victor.
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130. I think I only made adjustments
to your internal technology.
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131. More proof
she's a living Mother Box.
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132. Whatever. Look, I just want
to get back to my actual life.
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133. I'm this close
to a college scholarship,
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134. and maybe even a career
in pro football.
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135. So, I need one of you freaks
to get this tech off me.
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136. We're trying to figure this out.
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to be patient.
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138. Yeah, patient is not going
to cut it.
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139. You can talk about all these
Mother and Father Boxes later...
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140. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who said
anything about a Father Box?
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141. - Whoa, what's this now?
- Sphere?
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144. You dare threaten me?
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145. Both of you. Stop!
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146. Fool! You seek to intervene?
Then suffer for it.
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147. No!
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148. Sorry. Sorry.
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149. - Conner!
- I'm fine.
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150. Super-Cycle, stand down.
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151. Shh, shh. It's all right now.
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that wasn't me attacking.
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153. No, it was the tech
within you, taking control.
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155. Yeah, well, clearly a Halo cleanse
is only a temporary solution.
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156. For the time being, you two had
better stick close to each other.
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157. - Understood, I will stick close.
- What about his father?
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158. - Shouldn't we bring Vic back...
- My father did this to me!
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159. - All the more reason.
- Look, I'm 18.
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160. You can kick me out,
but you can't make me go back.
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161. No one's kicking anyone out.
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162. Guess we're adopting
another stray.
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163. - I'm ready.
- Just a sec. I'm at the final level.
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164. I need to go to Encino now.
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the club's in Hollywood...
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166. I need to go to Encino, now!
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167. He's dead, Tom.
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168. Hmm?
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169. Crash.
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170. Those words you spoke
when you were cleansing Vic,
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171. - what do they mean?
- I don't understand. What words?
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173. I know these are
extraordinary circumstances
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with Superman in space,
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to step up and do more.
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176. But you're frustrated. I get it.
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177. My one mission with Dick turned
into this never-ending thing.
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178. A very needy and complicated
never-ending thing.
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179. Conner, since we've been engaged
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180. we've hardly spent
any time together.
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181. - Let alone, alone time.
- You're right.
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Watchtower was for missions,
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183. and Happy Harbor was our own
Fortress of Solitude.
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184. Where we could just be us.
But it's okay.
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185. I know what we need. Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?
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186. - Date night!
- A secret base!
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187. What?
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188. The Reach...
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189. I mean, the Klamulons
are attacking.
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190. I got this, Captain.
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191. She's dead, Tork.
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192. He's dead, Tork.
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193. He's dead, Tork.
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194. Wow, we're losing everyone.
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195. It's a good thing
they were already dead.
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196. So, who's next? You or me?
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197. Artemis is so gonna
kill me for this.
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199. Eh, guess it's me.
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201. No. No.
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202. Ha-ha, Monkey!
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203. Oh, I gotta catch him.
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204. Tired of this show already?
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206. Monkey!
Hey, bro, where'd you go?
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208. Garfield, stop this.
You're scaring me.
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209. No, no, no, no.
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210. Your pulse, it's so faint.
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211. Garfield!
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212. And now, back to Doom Patrol Go!
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213. Now, who was I looking for?
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214. An elephant never forgets.
So, now I'll have to remember.
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215. - Remember me?
- Rita.
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- That is correct.
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the rest of the Doom Patrol.
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219. - Welcome to the team, Beast Boy.
- Boo-yah!
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The Magnificent Mento.
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225. Garfield, it broke my heart
when I heard about Marie.
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and I miss her terribly.
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229. But I'm really going to try
and be a good mom to you.
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230. Thanks, Rita.
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231. Now, wait here, all right?
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232. We all have
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233. No!
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234. Boo-yahscadoo!
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236. Elasti-Girl, I... Rita!
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237. Please, I lost one mom,
I can't lose you, too.
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239. Yeah! We're not gonna make it.
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240. No. No, no. I can't watch this.
I gotta get outta here.
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241. It's okay, Gar. Now that
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with your big sister.
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another mother and another planet.
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I'm chickening out.
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in shame for years,
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claim dubious parental rights,
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252. - Noted.
—You didn't have to go with Mento.
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253. - M'Gann was totally willing to fight for you.
- That's true.
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I didn't have a choice.
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255. Oh, really? Well, no point
in sticking with her, then.
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256. - M'Gann!
- Might as well channel surf.
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257. Megan, Conner. Pease,
I don't know what to do.
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258. - Stop!
- Are you kidding me?
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259. This green kid needs a hospital.
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260. That green kid is my brother.
I know what he needs.
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261. Hey, put us down!
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the gurney later.
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264. I'm sorry, I called you and 911.
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265. - I wasn't sure what he needed.
- You did the right thing.
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266. Gar's in a psychic fugue state.
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267. I have to help him
find his way out.
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268. - You're my anchor.
- Always.
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270. Mom, Rita, you're both here.
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271. - You know this kid?
- Do I know him?
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272. Um, no, never seen him before.
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273. Sure you have
the right house, kid?
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274. - Yeah, see, uh...
- Sure you're even born yet?
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276. Don't you think you've
forgotten something important?
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277. Hello, Megan!
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I have all this fresh honey.
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280. Uh-oh.
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281. Hey, Megan, Queen Bee
wants her honey back.
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282. - Ooh!
- No, you can't have her back!
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an episode you were in.
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290. Stop. I'm done.
Change the channel!
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291. - Nothing else on.
- Then shut it off.
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295. You're not giving up, are you?
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296. I would not have picked you as my Beast
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298. - You didn't pick me. I got a Martian blood transfusion.
- Martian blood?
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mystical monkey god, moi.
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mass" mean anything to you at all?
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my magic that intervened
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you from being brainwashed for good.
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305. - Uh, noted.
- Face it!
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because I made you Beast Boy.
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- From you.
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has that really changed?
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your mind chose this voice.
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Or is this all in my head?
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be cool to be on TV like Mom.
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me feel close to her again.
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it just distracted me,
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and Wally, and everyone else I've lost.
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or just feeling the mode.
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I was so worried.
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331. Hmm?
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332. Sorry, my English.
What is "aster"?
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336. At Goode World Studios, Gretchen
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338. Debrief later, but first,
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340. Your Majesty.
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341. I warned you what would happen
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342. Big talk.
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343. Now this is
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