1. Bonsoir, monsieur.
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2. How can madame Xanadu
be of service?
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3. Ah, there is someone to whom
you wish to speak.
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4. Your wife, mais non?
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5. Yes, my Inza.
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6. Then madame will make contact
if fate be kind.
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7. Ah, but he so rarely is.
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8. Ahem.
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9. Oh, of course.
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10. Oh, my darling.
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11. How I've missed you.
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12. I'm so lonely here and cold.
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13. Ha ha! Th-that's the best
you could do?
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14. Imbecile!
You have broken the spell.
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15. Your wife is forever lost.
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16. That was supposed
to be my wife? Heh!
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17. Heck, my little spitfire
would have kicked my can
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18. for throwin' away
good money on you.
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19. No refunds for nonbelievers.
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20. I think we both know
you're the nonbeliever, madame.
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21. A wind machine.
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22. Tire Jacks under the table.
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23. A shame, too.
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24. You have the perfect aura
for the work,
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25. and nothing
would have pleased me more
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26. than to be reunited
with my bride.
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27. You will be with her
soon enough.
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28. Ahhh!
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29. Initiate... combat training.
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30. 3, 2, 1...
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31. Kaldor's, uh, nice,
don't you think?
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32. Handsome. Commanding.
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33. You should totally ask him out.
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34. He's like a big brother to me.
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35. But you know who would make
the cutest couple?
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36. You and Wally.
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37. You're so full of passion,
and he's so full of, uh... of...
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38. it?
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39. Fail... Aqualad.
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40. Black canary taught me that.
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41. Do you have a mission for us?
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42. Mission assignments are
the Batman's responsibility.
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43. Yeah. Well, the Batman's
with the Robin
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44. doing the dynamic duo thing
in Gotham,
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45. but you're
headed somewhere, right?
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46. Hot date or a... a mission?
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47. If we can be of help...
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48. This is Kent Nelson, a friend.
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49. He is 106 years old...
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50. Guy doesn't look
a day over 90.
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51. And he has been missing
for 23 days.
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52. Kent was a charter member
of the justice society,
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53. the precursor
to your mentors' justice league.
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54. Of course. Nelson was
earth's sorcerer supreme.
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55. He was Doctor Fate.
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56. More like
doctor fake.
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57. Guy knows a little advanced
science and "Dumbledores" it up
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58. to scare the bad guys
and impress the babes.
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59. Kent may simply be
on one of his walkabouts,
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60. but he is caretaker
to the Helmet of Fate,
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61. the source of the doctor's
mystic might,
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62. and it is unwise
to leave such power unguarded.
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63. He's like the great sorcerer
priests and priestesses of Mars.
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64. I would be honored
to help find him.
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65. Me, too.
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66. So honored
I can barely stand it.
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67. Magic rocks.
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68. Take this.
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69. It is the key
to the tower of Fate.
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70. What are the chances we both
so admire the mystic arts?
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71. So, Wally,
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72. when did you first realize your
honest affinity for sorcery?
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73. Well, I... I don't like
to brag, but, uh,
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74. before I became Kid Flash,
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75. I seriously considered
becoming a wizard myself.
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76. We've reached
tornado's coordinates, but...
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77. nothing's there.
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78. Take us down.
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79. Grant us access to the tower,
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80. and I promise an end
to your suffering.
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81. Continue to refuse, and...
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82. Aah!
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83. Shush, Teekl!
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84. I'm watching the show.
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85. Enjoy it... while you can.
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86. Soon enough, my friends
will come to help me.
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87. Aah!
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88. Encore! Encore! Ha ha!
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89. What?
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90. Nothing.
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91. This isn't simple camouflage.
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92. So what do you think,
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93. adaptive micro-opto-electronics
combined with phase shifting?
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94. Absolutely...
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95. Not.
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96. Clearly mystic powers
are at work here.
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97. Hey, Abra Kadabra,
aren't you using
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98. adaptive micro-opto-electronics
and phase shifting?
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99. Yes.
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100. A test of faith.
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101. Stand behind me.
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102. Uh, where'd the door go?
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103. Greetings.
You have entered with a key,
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104. but the tower
does not recognize you.
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105. Please state
your purpose and intent.
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106. We are true believers,
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107. here to find Doctor Fate.
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108. Yaah!
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109. Those were my favorite boots.
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110. This Nelson guy
better be worth it.
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111. The tower may not
appreciate trespassers.
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112. Mute.
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113. Ack!
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114. Hello, Kent.
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115. How unlike you to bring
guests to the tower,
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116. especially one with
such potent mystic power.
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117. My friends come to help me.
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118. Having trouble...
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119. Maintaining altitude.
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120. I'm so hot.
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121. You certainly are.
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122. Wally!
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123. Hey, inches
above sizzling death,
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124. I'm entitled to speak my mind.
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125. My physiology
and M'gann's
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126. are susceptible
to extreme heat.
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127. We must climb out quickly.
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128. Hello, Megan.
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129. We never truly answered
the question.
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130. Red tornado sent us
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131. to see if Mr. Nelson
and the helmet were safe!
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132. Yahh!
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133. This platform,
it should be red-hot,
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134. but it is cool to the touch.
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135. Don't worry, megalicious.
I got you.
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136. Enough!
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137. Your little "impress Megan
at all costs" game
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138. nearly got us all barbecued.
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139. When did this become my fault?
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140. When you lied
to that whatever it was
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141. and called yourself
a true believer.
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142. Wally, you don't believe?
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143. Fine! Fine!
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144. I lied about believing in magic.
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145. But magic is the real lie,
a major load.
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146. Wally, I studied for a year at the
conservatory of sorcery in Atlantis.
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147. The mystic arts created the skin
icons that power my water bearers.
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148. Dude, you ever hear
of bioelectricity?
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149. Hey, in primitive cultures,
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150. fire was once considered
magical, too.
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151. Today it's all
just a bunch of tricks.
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152. You're pretty close-minded
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153. for a guy who can break the
sound barrier in his sneakers.
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154. That's science.
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155. I recreated Flash's laboratory
experiment, and here I am.
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156. Everything can be
explained by science.
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157. Let us test that theory.
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158. Wait! The back-draft from
the lava will roast us alive!
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159. It's snow.
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160. Do you ever get tired
of being wrong?
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161. Well?
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162. Ever hear of string theory?
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163. We're in a pocket dimension.
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164. Ahh!
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165. What's that?
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166. Ooh. Maybe it's Nelson's
magic wand.
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167. - I got it.
- I got it.
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168. - Ahh. I can't let go.
- Ahh. I can't let go.
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169. Are we there yet?
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170. Are we there yet?
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171. Are we there yet?
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172. Tell us how
to find the helmet.
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173. Can't. Having too much fun.
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174. Unh!
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175. Still having fun?
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176. Heh heh. I am.
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177. Zap him again
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178. or dump him off the side
and watch him splat.
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179. Aah!
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180. Ah, yes, yes.
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181. I suppose
we might still need him.
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182. I don't understand Wally.
It's almost like
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183. he needs to believe
the impossible can't happen.
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184. Wally uses his understanding
of science
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185. to control
what he cannot comprehend.
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186. Acknowledging the existence
of magic
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187. would be to relinquish the last
vestige of that control.
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188. Abra Kadabra.
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189. Well, would you look at that.
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190. - Uhh.
- Uhh.
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191. In here.
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192. No! No! No!
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193. I want that helmet!
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194. I want it! I want it! I want it!
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195. I'm Kent Nelson, by the way.
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196. No duh. Ow!
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197. I'm Artemis.
Miss manners here is Wally.
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198. Well, Artemis,
we're up against an opponent
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199. with tremendous mystic power.
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200. Abra Kadabra?
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201. Flash proved He uses futuristic
technology to simulate magic.
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202. Guy's all show and no biz.
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203. Right you are.
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204. He is?
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205. Abra is a charlatan.
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206. But Klarion, the Witch Boy,
the kid with the cat,
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207. he's an actual Lord of Chaos,
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208. the ultimate enemy of a Lord
of Order like Doctor Fate.
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209. Right. You're a Lord of Order.
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210. Oh, no, not me.
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211. I'm just an old coot
Fate used to put on
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212. until my wife Inza convinced me
there could be more to life.
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213. Ah, she was a real pistol,
that Inza.
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214. Anyhoo, Klarion's
after the helmet.
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215. If he gets his
sticky little mitts on it,
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216. he'll turn the planet into his own
personal playground of pandemonium.
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217. - Unh!
- Unh!
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218. Friends of yours?
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219. Friends of yours?
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220. Aah!
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221. Mr. Nelson!
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222. No!
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223. Not bad for a former
"doctor fake," eh, kid?
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224. The bubble'll give you
just enough time
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225. to do what you need to do.
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226. I have no idea
what I need to do.
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227. Have faith
in what you can't explain.
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228. Believe in what
you can no longer deny.
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229. 28, 29, 30.
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230. Come on. Come on.
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231. I want that helmet,
and I want it now!
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232. Wally, we're in trouble.
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233. Tell Kent we need Doctor Fate.
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234. Waa!
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235. - Aah!
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236. A test of faith.
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237. Hey, dumb kid,
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238. you put that on,
you may never get it off.
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239. Ok, ok. No problem.
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240. I'm not here.
I'm just delusional.
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241. Seriously, kid, how'd you get so
bullheaded in 15 short years?
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242. But... but you're... you're...
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243. yep, but don't feel bad.
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244. Soon as this little brouhaha
is over,
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245. my spirit will ascend,
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246. and I'll be reunited
with my beloved Inza.
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247. O-oh. Ok.
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248. Wait. Does that mean that I'm...
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249. ah, you're alive, but your
soul no longer controls your body.
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250. See, we're inside the helmet.
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251. You put it on,
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252. and my soul got sucked in,
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253. probably because I spent so
many years serving its master.
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254. - Master?
- Nabu,
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255. the real Doctor Fate,
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256. one of them Lords of Order
I told you about.
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257. He's the guy controlling
your body now.
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258. Wanna watch?
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259. Give it up, Nabu!
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260. Order went out of style
in the 20th century.
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261. This battle is pointless.
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262. You sought to take the helmet
before it claimed a host,
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263. but you are too late.
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264. Shut it, you old fart!
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265. Ash!
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266. Aah!
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267. What gives?
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268. Well, it is your body.
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269. Then let me control it.
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270. With Fate's power and my speed...
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271. sorry, kid.
Doesn't work that way.
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272. But you can see why I haven't
put on the helmet in 65 years.
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273. And if Fate loses this fight?
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274. You see Inza before I do.
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275. Aah!
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276. You're out of practice, Nabu,
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277. and that pathetic host body,
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278. zero affinity
for the mystic arts.
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279. Aah!
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280. Ooh, rainbow power.
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281. I am paying attention,
you stupid cat.
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282. - In case you hadn't noticed,
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283. I'm winning.
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284. It is difficult
for a Lord of Order or Chaos
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285. to maintain a presence
on the physical plane.
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286. I am bound to the helmet
and use a human host.
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287. But that is not your way.
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288. You're babbling, Nabu.
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289. Am I?
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290. Teekl!
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291. I can't believe you would
assault a defenseless pussycat.
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292. We both know that creature
is no cat, Witch Boy,
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293. and without your familiar,
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294. you have no anchor
in this reality.
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295. Bully!
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296. Killjoy!
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297. Geezer!
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298. Holy carp.
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299. We're outta here!
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300. What?
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301. Show's over.
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302. Yes! That's how we kick it
on the earthly plane.
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303. Uh, it's... it's over, right?
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304. So why isn't Nabu
taking off the helmet?
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305. Because the earth
needs Doctor Fate.
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306. I will not release this body.
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307. He can't do that!
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308. Can he do that?
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309. Can, but shouldn't.
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310. Nabu, this is not
the right candidate.
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311. The kid's soul belongs
to the world of science,
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312. not sorcery.
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313. True, but I do not appreciate
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314. being permanently
hidden away, useless,
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315. and isolated
for decades at a time.
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316. Chaos must not be allowed
to reign.
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317. That won't happen again.
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318. The boy'll take the helmet
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319. and make sure
you're put to good use.
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320. Yeah. I swear.
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321. And in the meantime,
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322. I'll stick around,
keep you company.
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323. Wait. What happened
to you ascending, seeing Inza?
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324. So you believe now, eh?
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325. Don't sweat it, kid.
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326. I'll spend a few millennia here,
then see Inza.
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327. That's the great thing
about eternity.
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328. It's eternal.
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329. The bargain is acceptable.
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330. Some free advice
before you go.
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331. Find your own little spitfire,
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332. one who won't let you
get away with nothin',
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333. for example, that...
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334. You never said what happened to
you when you put on the helmet.
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335. Energy from the thing
rewrote my brain's beta waves.
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336. I was bioscripted into becoming
Doctor Fate for a few minutes.
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337. No big.
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338. Wait. You're still claiming
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339. there's no such thing as magic?
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340. If that's how you feel,
why keep it at all?
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341. Souvenir.
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342. Geek!
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343. Find your own
little spitfire,
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344. one who won't let you
get away with nothin'.
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345. Hello, Megan.
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346. Guess who bought us 2 tickets
to a magic show.
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