1. That's right!
Is my birthday!Copy !req
2. Arms are better,
got my cast off too...Copy !req
3. And it's snowing...!
Cool!Copy !req
4. This is gonna be a good day.Copy !req
5. Happy Birthday, Wally.Copy !req
6. Oh, my favorite breakfast!Copy !req
7. Heaping piles of everything!Copy !req
8. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
9. You know,
if you ever come up for air,Copy !req
10. I can take you to the DMV to get
your driver's license after school.Copy !req
11. This weather would be
a good proving ground.Copy !req
12. Not really in a big rush
to drive, Dad.Copy !req
13. 'Cause... you know.
I'm me.Copy !req
14. You certainly are.Copy !req
15. Plus, the team's throwing me
a big surprise-partyCopy !req
16. this afternoon, at the Cave.Copy !req
17. In school today, ask your teacher
the definition of “surprise”.Copy !req
18. You want “surprise”,
just watch Miss Martian's expressionCopy !req
19. when I collect my birthday kiss.Copy !req
20. Well, I have a surprise for you.
Or, at least, your aunt Iris does.Copy !req
21. And a special shout out
to my nephew Wally,Copy !req
22. wishing him a very happy
sixteenth birthday.Copy !req
23. So cool!Copy !req
24. Now, for school closures.Copy !req
25. The following schools
have declared today a snow day:Copy !req
26. Dubuc Elementary, Spisak Junior High,
Central City High, Keystone High...Copy !req
27. Oh, yes!Copy !req
28. Could life get any sweeter?Copy !req
29. Season 1, episode 20
“Coldhearted”Copy !req
30. Kid Flash
B-0-3Copy !req
31. Zeta tube network
now offline,Copy !req
32. due to extreme
atmospheric conditions.Copy !req
33. Wow, I just made it.Copy !req
34. It'd be a tragedy
if I miss my own...Copy !req
35. Surprise!Copy !req
36. What...?
Oh, you guys, you shouldn't have...Copy !req
37. Right, not like you've been hinting
for days, or anything.Copy !req
38. - I made two cakes.
- Awesome! What will you, guys, eat?Copy !req
39. We'll split the cupcake.Copy !req
40. - Make a wish!
- Way ahead of you...Copy !req
41. You know... If I tell you my wish,
it won't come true.Copy !req
42. But, if you guess...Copy !req
43. Nope!
Guess again!Copy !req
44. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
45. You settling in Ok?Copy !req
46. Oh, yeah.
Just “like home”.Copy !req
47. I know this is all very new
and intimidating,Copy !req
48. But I promise you...Copy !req
49. Some day...Copy !req
50. You'll get used
to watching Wally eat.Copy !req
51. Think we should tell him?Copy !req
52. You're getting warmer, babe!Copy !req
53. But...
I can make you warmer still.Copy !req
54. He is the only one
who doesn't know!Copy !req
55. Then, please...
Allow me.Copy !req
56. Oh, man...Copy !req
57. Attention, Team!Copy !req
58. Suit up. Polar stealth.
Mission briefing in five.Copy !req
59. Where is Flash?Copy !req
60. Flash and Red Tornado
already have their assignments.Copy !req
61. A massive ice stormCopy !req
62. has paralyzed North America
from coast to coast.Copy !req
63. Satellite imagery has detected
five flying Ice Fortresses,Copy !req
64. source unknown,Copy !req
65. which seem to be responsible
and must be stopped.Copy !req
66. Well, can't the Watchtower blow them
out of the sky, or something?Copy !req
67. What's a “Watchtower”?Copy !req
68. The League's orbiting Headquarters
is not weaponized.Copy !req
69. And with both Green Lanterns off-world,
I need all hands on deck.Copy !req
70. Does that mean
what I think it means?Copy !req
71. The League and the Team,
fighting side by side?Copy !req
72. Wow, really?Copy !req
73. Now that's a birthday wish
come true!Copy !req
74. Superboy, use the Super-CycleCopy !req
75. to rendezvous with the Batplane
at Ice Fortress 1.Copy !req
76. You'll drop off Robin and Aqualad,
then continue on with WolfCopy !req
77. to meet up with Black Canary and
Red Tornado at Ice Fortress 2.Copy !req
78. Miss Martian, Artemis and Zatanna,
take the Bio-Ship and rendezvousCopy !req
79. with Green Arrow and Martian Manhunter
at Ice Fortress 3.Copy !req
80. Other Leaguers will deal
with Fortresses 4 and 5.Copy !req
81. Sending all coordinates now.Copy !req
82. Uh... Batman?
I think you skipped...Copy !req
83. Kid Flash.Copy !req
84. A young girl in Seattle is in desperate need
of a heart transplant.Copy !req
85. With all conventional air traffic
grounded by the storm,Copy !req
86. you'll need to pick up
the donor heart in BostonCopy !req
87. and run the 3,000 miles
across country.Copy !req
88. No! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
89. He can't seriously expect me to skip
the first ever League-Team team-up!Copy !req
90. Who is this girl?Copy !req
91. Does it matter?Copy !req
92. No... of course not...
But... can't we zeta...Copy !req
93. Zeta-Tubes are offline.
Sorry…Copy !req
94. Right. Then...
How could I say “no”?Copy !req
95. Seriously, HOW?Copy !req
96. Guess I won't be needing the stealth...Copy !req
97. Speedy delivery boy...
At your service.Copy !req
98. Law enforcement
across the countryCopy !req
99. has been alerted to your mission
and is clearing your route.Copy !req
100. Lucky stiffs!Copy !req
101. Put your backs to work,
we have to clear this road!Copy !req
102. Too late, too late!Copy !req
103. Someone ordered a pizza?Copy !req
104. What you're delivering
is considerably more preciousCopy !req
105. to a girl who's life depends on it.Copy !req
106. Duh! I meant if anyone
ordered a pizza for ME!Copy !req
107. The guy burns a lot of caloriesCopy !req
108. running a few mph higher
than the speed of sound.Copy !req
109. Sorry, no.
Now listen:Copy !req
110. This pack is heavily insulated
for shock absorption.Copy !req
111. But that doesn't mean the organ within
needs any extraneous jostling.Copy !req
112. So no crumpling.
Got it.Copy !req
113. Your PDA…?Copy !req
114. You have four hours to deliver the heart
before it's no longer viable.Copy !req
115. - Is that clear?
- As crystal, babe...Copy !req
116. Then, go...Copy !req
117. Guess asking for her number
is pointless...Copy !req
118. - Do you see him?
- Nope.Copy !req
119. - Did you see him?
- Nope.Copy !req
120. Making decent time, at least.Copy !req
121. I'm at max speed now,
but if I push it,Copy !req
122. maybe I can dump this load, save the girl
and still join the real action!Copy !req
123. Aw, come on! Robin and Aqualad,
with Batman, Aquaman and Flash?Copy !req
124. Who's missing from this picture?Copy !req
125. Gotta find me a little detour...Copy !req
126. Aw, man!Copy !req
127. I'd give this arm
for a double chili cheese burger,Copy !req
128. or a “Tacostada”,
or a “Chicken Whizee”!Copy !req
129. He's due to pass here any minute.Copy !req
130. Lovely...Copy !req
131. Now all I have to do
is get his attention.Copy !req
132. Any ideas?Copy !req
133. Who is THAT?Copy !req
134. WHO is that?Copy !req
135. It's him!Copy !req
136. Go! Get outta here!
I'll handle Vandal.Copy !req
137. “You'll handle” me?Copy !req
138. Little hero...Copy !req
139. Do you really think you have
what it takes to survive...Copy !req
140. Vandal Savage?Copy !req
141. This guy is so going down...Copy !req
142. When I heard authorities were cordoning off
this highway for a speeds trap,Copy !req
143. I assumed I'd be confronting
Flash himself.Copy !req
144. He and I are due for a reckoning.Copy !req
145. But I suppose I must settle
for making him miserable,Copy !req
146. by killing his brat sidekick,
instead.Copy !req
147. Troopers are safely out of range...
Good.Copy !req
148. Frees me up to show Savage
just what a “brat sidekick” can do.Copy !req
149. Kinda bashing my head
into a brick wall here.Copy !req
150. Need a new approach.Copy !req
151. Well, you're truly running circles
around me.Copy !req
152. How will I cope?Copy !req
153. Not “coping” so great now,
is he?Copy !req
154. What am I doing?Copy !req
155. Sure, I'd love to finish trashing this
big jerk, but that won't save the girl.Copy !req
156. It should suffice.Copy !req
157. Wasted about 15 minutes on Savage,
but I can still reach Seattle on time.Copy !req
158. Great,
out of snacks.Copy !req
159. Dude, you're so
running on fuel right now!Copy !req
160. But that wouldn't help the girl either.Copy !req
161. But forget the hunger, forget
the freezing temp, forget the windchill…Copy !req
162. Just go!
Go!Copy !req
163. Kid Flash!Copy !req
164. I made it!
I'm here!Copy !req
165. I'm… I'm sorry.Copy !req
166. You're too late.Copy !req
167. No! No, look, I've got
almost twenty minutes to spare!Copy !req
168. I know...
But she passed away 12 minutes ago.Copy !req
169. Twelve...?
12 minutes?Copy !req
170. Please...
Don't blame yourself.Copy !req
171. I'm sure you got here
as fast as you could.Copy !req
172. 12 minutes...
The fight took 15...Copy !req
173. Maybe another recipient
can be found...Copy !req
174. Superman, Captain Marvel and Doctor Fate
brought down the fourth Ice Fortress.Copy !req
175. Kid Flash! We've been waiting for you!
Where is the Queen's heart?Copy !req
176. Wait, the girl's dead, so now
the heart's going to a queen?Copy !req
177. The girl IS the Queen!Copy !req
178. Queen Perdita of Vlatava,
age ten.Copy !req
179. And she's not dead,
but she IS running out of time.Copy !req
180. I've been conned!Copy !req
181. No!Copy !req
182. I'd love to take these creeps out,Copy !req
183. but can't put the heart at risk.Copy !req
184. Again.Copy !req
185. They're blocking the stairs,
so...Copy !req
186. We'll take the highroad!Copy !req
187. That was nauseatingly familiar...Copy !req
188. Count Vertigo...Copy !req
189. Now it all makes sense.Copy !req
190. Queen Perdita stands between
her uncle Vertigo and the Vlatavan Crown!Copy !req
191. Crawling away…
Is the young hero reduced to that?Copy !req
192. - Hey, I'm not proud.
- Apparently.Copy !req
193. But not defeated either!Copy !req
194. Not while I still have
one weapon left!Copy !req
195. My big mouth!Copy !req
196. I don't get it, Vertigo!Copy !req
197. You were defeated,
with the rest of the Injustice League.Copy !req
198. How come you're not in Belle Reve prison,
with your putrid pals?Copy !req
199. As a member of the Vlatavan Royal Family,
I have “immunité diplomatique”.Copy !req
200. As long as no crimes against Vlatava
can be proven against me.Copy !req
201. But when the Queen needed a heart,
Count Heartless heard opportunity knock!Copy !req
202. The Ice Fortresses were all part
of the plan to murder your niece!Copy !req
203. And Savage, he intentionally stole me,
as a favor to you!Copy !req
204. It is nice to have friends...Copy !req
205. Now, shall we see if I can kill
two hearts with one blow...?Copy !req
206. Take your best shot...Copy !req
207. Yes!Copy !req
208. Enough!Copy !req
209. 'D love to continue
this love fest, Count...Copy !req
210. But you're not my priority.Copy !req
211. Tell me there's still time...Copy !req
212. Take it! Go!Copy !req
213. Right, right...
Send word to all our team staff!Copy !req
214. Wally's birthday dinner
will be completely dried out.Copy !req
215. Shh! Mary!Copy !req
216. Hawkman, Hawkwoman, Captain Atom
and Wonder Woman have defeatedCopy !req
217. a fifth flying Ice Fortress.Copy !req
218. But this just in...Copy !req
219. Despite the best efforts of Kid Flash
and the team of transplant surgeons,Copy !req
220. young Queen Perdita of Vlatava
died.Copy !req
221. On the operating table,
at Seattle Medical Center.Copy !req
222. Count Vertigo...Copy !req
223. That's “King Vertigo” to you,
peasant...Copy !req
224. - King?
- Perdita is dead.Copy !req
225. And the beauty of it is…
I never laid a hand on her.Copy !req
226. And now no one
can lay a hand on you...Copy !req
227. As King of Vlatava,
I'm untouchable.Copy !req
228. Let's test that theory!Copy !req
229. Now, now, little hero,
you'll pull your stitches.Copy !req
230. Besides,
who exactly are you mad at?Copy !req
231. She died on the table.Copy !req
232. All that planning,
all that effort...Copy !req
233. Neither of us needed bothered.Copy !req
234. Right... And now, it must kill you
to know that you owe favorsCopy !req
235. to Vandal Savage and...
I'm guessing five ice villains,Copy !req
236. for nothing!Copy !req
237. Not at all!Copy !req
238. They played their roles in my attempt
to rid Vlatava of Perdita.Copy !req
239. We couldn't know
it was unnecessary.Copy !req
240. So you all still deserve credit
for attempted murder!Copy !req
241. It's called...
“Regicide”...Copy !req
242. It's called...
“You're busted”, jerkface!Copy !req
243. I believe you know
Queen Perdita...Copy !req
244. No...Copy !req
245. It's called...
“Regicide”...Copy !req
246. Count Werner Vertigo...Copy !req
247. As Queen of Vlatava, I hereby accuse you
of high treason against the CrownCopy !req
248. and revoke your diplomatic immunity.Copy !req
249. No!Copy !req
250. Send this clown to Belle Reve.Copy !req
251. Well-played, children.Copy !req
252. Admittedly, well-played.Copy !req
253. This round goes to you.Copy !req
254. And, please, by all means,
allow the victory to go to your heads.Copy !req
255. Thank you...
Your plan worked perfectly.Copy !req
256. Well, when I woke up and found out
you were in Recovery,Copy !req
257. I knew Vertigo would make
another attempt on your life.Copy !req
258. Unless, A, he thought you were dead,
and, 2, he lost that darned immunity.Copy !req
259. And was sent away for good.Copy !req
260. That sword is belonging to my country,
not to the Count.Copy !req
261. I would be pleased for you to have it.Copy !req
262. As a reward?
Or as a souvenir?Copy !req
263. It is the King's royal lunch!Copy !req
264. The League destroyed
the five Ice Fortresses,Copy !req
265. but failed to capture
whomever was behind them.Copy !req
266. But Icicle Sr., Icicle Jr., Killer Frost,
Captain Cold and Mr. Freeze are,Copy !req
267. by far,
the most-likely suspects.Copy !req
268. That's impossible.Copy !req
269. All five were in their cells
for the duration of the crisis.Copy !req
270. The sword was cool,Copy !req
271. but this just seemed like
the right souvenir for the right mission.Copy !req
272. Dude, I've just heard.
You saved an entire country!Copy !req
273. Major kudos!Copy !req
274. What can I say?
I'm the man...Copy !req
275. The man who finally figured outCopy !req
276. that the sweetest birthday present
a lucky stiff like me could ever get...Copy !req
277. was seeing that little girl smile.Copy !req