1. Who here among us really knew Henderson?Copy !req
2. The famous belong to everyone
and none of us.Copy !req
3. Well, I knew him pretty well, I think.Copy !req
4. One time, before I was
about to go onstage,Copy !req
5. some dude comes over
and dumps wine all over my frontCopy !req
6. on purpose.Copy !req
7. Well, Hendy sees this,
and what does he do?Copy !req
8. Number one,
he punches the guy in the face.Copy !req
9. Number two, he took off his own shirtCopy !req
10. and gave it to me.Copy !req
11. And number three,Copy !req
12. he pulled this perfectly clean bra
out of his pocketCopy !req
13. and gave that to me, too.Copy !req
14. Oh, by the way, that was
during his comedy prop era, of course.Copy !req
15. I think.Copy !req
16. The point is,
I don't care where he got the bra...Copy !req
17. I heard they found his body
in a sex dungeon.Copy !req
18. Come on, Gabe.
Don't kink-shame the dead.Copy !req
19. - No, I'm not, okay?Copy !req
20. But I loved him. You know why?Copy !req
21. He was real. Damn it, Hendy.Copy !req
22. A tale told by an idiot...Copy !req
23. She's still here,
hanging on like a sucker fish.Copy !req
24. Embraced by your friends.Copy !req
25. Everyone's happy you get a break
from your gigCopy !req
26. as Forty's primary caregiver,Copy !req
27. but I will be victorious
in this war she has waged.Copy !req
28. Stop her permanently.Copy !req
29. Not Henderson permanently,
that got away from me.Copy !req
30. But permanently nonetheless.Copy !req
31. I swear to God, if they ever find
the cowardly shit stain who did this,Copy !req
32. I'm going to bash his fucking head in.Copy !req
33. - Forty.
- I know this is hard,Copy !req
34. but you need to find a silver lining,
bunny.Copy !req
35. Bunny. What an absurd nickname.Copy !req
36. I used to find it sweet.
But it's not sweet. It's psychotic.Copy !req
37. A bunny boiler is what she is.Copy !req
38. He was murdered, babe.Copy !req
39. When my ex attacked me,
it was the worst day of my life.Copy !req
40. But I didn't lay down and die.Copy !req
41. I came out stronger.Copy !req
42. That's the thing with tragedy.Copy !req
43. It makes you live for the now.Copy !req
44. Yeah. Live, for now.Copy !req
45. No, no. This can be managed.Copy !req
46. Move in with me, Ames.Copy !req
47. Ditch the B and B, and be my hausfrau.Copy !req
48. Forty, Forty...Copy !req
49. maybe— maybe it's not the best
to make big decisionsCopy !req
50. when you're grieving, you know?Copy !req
51. Can you just let me have this? Please.Copy !req
52. Like...Copy !req
53. I can't be here, okay?
I, like, need some matcha.Copy !req
54. Forty.Copy !req
55. I think Vampira is buried right over here.Copy !req
56. Speaking of which,
I spy the coveted third totem.Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. - Where?
- What's happening?Copy !req
59. - Wham and bam, girls.Copy !req
60. Oh, my God. I think you're right.Copy !req
61. Oh, both wearing the shit
out of that pink lacy dress.Copy !req
62. - Oh, my God! You got number three!Copy !req
63. - Right.
- Yeah!Copy !req
64. What's number three?Copy !req
65. Oh, right. You're new here. Okay, so...Copy !req
66. We have this theory—
well, it's actually Gabe's theory,Copy !req
67. which is that Los Angeles
has seven totems,Copy !req
68. and once you find all of them,
you're officially an Angeleno.Copy !req
69. - And can never leave.
- Yeah.Copy !req
70. We all found them ages ago,
but Lucy never found the dress one.Copy !req
71. - Hey, till today.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
72. - No, this one can count for you, too.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
73. Stuck in LA forever,
what could be better?Copy !req
74. Are you all right?Copy !req
75. - You seem...
- Like a guy attending the memorialCopy !req
76. - of a guy he just killed?
- ... pensive.Copy !req
77. - I have to keep it light for you.
- It's funerals.Copy !req
78. Of course. Um, yeah.Copy !req
79. - So, what are these totems?
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
80. - Got it, lovely. Thank you.Copy !req
81. Uh, number one,Copy !req
82. a rollerblader in booty shorts.Copy !req
83. Number two, a ghetto bird. Um...Copy !req
84. Police helicopter.Copy !req
85. Number three, two starlets wearing
the same dress, as observed.Copy !req
86. - Uh, number four, a pack of coyotes.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
87. Right? Yeah.
Number five, a dog in a stroller.Copy !req
88. Number six, an off-brand superhero.Copy !req
89. But out of context,Copy !req
90. not in front of Grauman's
'cause that's too easy.Copy !req
91. Yes, of course. Uh, and number seven,Copy !req
92. a palm tree... on fire.Copy !req
93. - On fire.
- Yes.Copy !req
94. - It's on fire.
- Right.Copy !req
95. - Sounds intense.Copy !req
96. Yeah, they are.Copy !req
97. Of course Delilah is here
with a flask.Copy !req
98. This must be hard on her. That's my fault.Copy !req
99. But I saved her sister from far worse.
This I know.Copy !req
100. Especially in the rain.Copy !req
101. Hey, um, I gotta pop by work. So, later?Copy !req
102. A celebrity has died suspiciously.
They'll work harder to solve it.Copy !req
103. Did I do enough at the scene?Copy !req
104. - Is there a problem, Officer?
- Little late to be taking out the trash.Copy !req
105. - For Goodwill.
- Hey.Copy !req
106. - Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry.Copy !req
107. I'm sorry. Of course.Copy !req
108. I wolf you.Copy !req
109. I wolf you so hard.Copy !req
110. Okay.Copy !req
111. Bye, guys.Copy !req
112. - Bye, Lovey.
- Bye, babe.Copy !req
113. Thanks to Forty, I have new intel.
Candace has an Airbnb.Copy !req
114. She needs a place to lower the mask,
to be herself.Copy !req
115. I'm going to find it,
and when I do, Hollywood ending.Copy !req
116. Happy anniversary, Mr. Kennedy.Copy !req
117. I'm getting around to it.Copy !req
118. I know, I know, it's not feminist.Copy !req
119. I want to.
I want our kids to have it, too.Copy !req
120. Proposition?Copy !req
121. It's been a year.Copy !req
122. Let's do it, while we're young.Copy !req
123. And then when we're in our 40s,Copy !req
124. we can drive around
in a big painted vanCopy !req
125. like the Partridge Family.Copy !req
126. Well? Thoughts?Copy !req
127. If we know what we want, why wait?Copy !req
128. We can have both.Copy !req
129. For example, I heard
the new walk-in's not hooked up yet.Copy !req
130. Anyone could walk in.Copy !req
131. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
132. What Candace and I had was
never real. I'm certain of that now.Copy !req
133. The way she lies. Effortless.
Like... breathing.Copy !req
134. I feel bad for Forty.
He can't resist her Lolita actCopy !req
135. any more than I could.Copy !req
136. Is she sleeping with him?Copy !req
137. Or did she make up some lie
to get out of that, too?Copy !req
138. Maybe she's decided it's an acceptable
price to pay to ruin my life.Copy !req
139. Or maybe they're in love.Copy !req
140. One upside
to Forty's constant online pleasCopy !req
141. for validation is it's easy to figure out
where he's gonna be, any given time.Copy !req
142. He's on his way now
to play Dungeons & DragonsCopy !req
143. at Joe Manganiello's house.Copy !req
144. He's been tweeting about it incessantly
for a week.Copy !req
145. So what's it gonna be, bunny?Copy !req
146. Do we tango here, or...?Copy !req
147. Elsewhere it is.Copy !req
148. The air feels charged.
Santa Ana winds.Copy !req
149. Anyone with a lick of common sense
would get the hell out of this townCopy !req
150. before it's too late.Copy !req
151. But not us. We had a date with destiny.Copy !req
152. I'm reading too much Chandler.Copy !req
153. Where is she going in such a hurry?Copy !req
154. Is she meeting someone?Copy !req
155. That is a cop.Copy !req
156. Probably unrelated,
but I can't be too careful.Copy !req
157. Shit. Okay, okay. It's possible
I'm the tiniest bit paranoid.Copy !req
158. Shit. Candace one, me zero.Copy !req
159. - What's up, Ellie?
- Hey.Copy !req
160. - What you reading there, Will?
- Oh, uh, Chandler.Copy !req
161. Nice one.Copy !req
162. You should really watch the film, though.Copy !req
163. Robert Mitchum
is my second-favorite Philip Marlowe.Copy !req
164. Okay, who's your first?Copy !req
165. Just so I know who to picture when
I'm staring at the boring little words.Copy !req
166. Oh, Elliott Gould, of course. Sex on legs.Copy !req
167. Probably still can get it.Copy !req
168. I'm glad to see she's feeling better
after all that happened with Henderson.Copy !req
169. Fuck me!Copy !req
170. - What happened?Copy !req
171. I grabbed the fucking curling iron,
thought it was the brush. Ow!Copy !req
172. - You okay? Run it under cold water. Here.
- Here you go.Copy !req
173. One thing I know. When a traumatized
woman tries to keep it togetherCopy !req
174. when she's actually falling apart,
this happens.Copy !req
175. Is that better?Copy !req
176. - Ellie, can you get me an ice pack?
- Yeah, um...Copy !req
177. I saw you at Henderson's memorial.Copy !req
178. Well, this feels like a trap.Copy !req
179. - The woman I'm seeing, her brother—
- Love and Forty Quinn?Copy !req
180. Yeah, I know who they are.Copy !req
181. Forty used to take up permanent residence
in Hendy's anal cavityCopy !req
182. before he was ejected
for being a junkie prick,Copy !req
183. but far be it for me
to question the company you keep.Copy !req
184. - I'm gonna go.
- Maybe, yeah. Just...Copy !req
185. go and forget all about it,Copy !req
186. just like everybody else is gonna do
after they're done canonizing him.Copy !req
187. She's not wrong. Henderson
may have gotten what he deserved,Copy !req
188. but in the eyes of the public,
he's a victim, a hero, even.Copy !req
189. That's gotta sting.Copy !req
190. I'm sorry, Will.Copy !req
191. My sister's a little upset,
and she's also a bitch.Copy !req
192. I'm taking all of them down.
Beginning with his succubus of an agent,Copy !req
193. followed by anybody else
that turned a blind eye.Copy !req
194. They're all complicit.Copy !req
195. She should see a doctor,
but if I suggest it, she might injure me.Copy !req
196. Okay, Jessica Jones,Copy !req
197. four ibuprofen and a Xanny.Copy !req
198. Take it down a notch, okay?
We'll watch a movie.Copy !req
199. It sucks that she has to manage
her sister like this.Copy !req
200. Uh, Will? Maybe you wanna join?Copy !req
201. Tonight we're gonna be streaming
the 1992 classicCopy !req
202. - The Player, starring Tim Robbins—
- We have work to do.Copy !req
203. You're a good sister.Copy !req
204. I know. So, uh... you in?Copy !req
205. - Murder, Hollywood?
- She needs someone right now,Copy !req
206. no matter how cool she's acting.Copy !req
207. - Candace can wait until tomorrow.
- You got any popcorn?Copy !req
208. 'Course I do. I'm not an animal.Copy !req
209. Oldest of sports.Copy !req
210. Is it bisexual pescatarian week
again already?Copy !req
211. - Man, time flies.
- What's D-FOL?Copy !req
212. Dark Face of Love. The "the" is silent.Copy !req
213. We are setting up a temp production office
in the back.Copy !req
214. - Who's we?
- Me and Amy.Copy !req
215. And you.
Giving you a producer credit, brohamulus.Copy !req
216. Forty, I'm not qualified.Copy !req
217. You're hilarious.Copy !req
218. It's no pay, just points on the back end,Copy !req
219. and as much festival poon
as you can schnorf.Copy !req
220. He knows
I'm dating his sister, right?Copy !req
221. Uh-oh.
Did you not get enough sleep last night?Copy !req
222. I was up late.Copy !req
223. Okay, well,Copy !req
224. still need you to sign
the production contact sheet.Copy !req
225. Okay. What's a loan-out?Copy !req
226. You can just make something up.
Like, Bettelheim Productions.Copy !req
227. Bettelheim Films. Bettel—Copy !req
228. That name is really aggressive.Copy !req
229. It's not gonna marquee well at all.
We'll brainstorm.Copy !req
230. What's Amy's address?
She didn't fill it out. So I can do it.Copy !req
231. I know it's in Echo Park.
I wanna say Loma Vista Lane?Copy !req
232. I'm not sure what the number is.Copy !req
233. That's a start.Copy !req
234. All right.Copy !req
235. First production meeting is 19:00.Copy !req
236. All hands on deck.Copy !req
237. Sorry, Fortinbrah,
just made other plans.Copy !req
238. Boop!Copy !req
239. - Up for a road trip?
- Where to?Copy !req
240. Glendora. It is a drive,
but the things that this donut shop doesCopy !req
241. with fresh strawberries
should be considered a sex crime.Copy !req
242. That's intriguing.Copy !req
243. Pick me up at six?Copy !req
244. Okay. Two hours to get
the tactical advantage I needCopy !req
245. to stop Candace. I can make this work.Copy !req
246. Only two rentals on Loma Vista Lane,
and one isn't really her speed.Copy !req
247. This feels more like Candace.Copy !req
248. The Gothic Barbie dream house.Copy !req
249. "Historic Victorian home
in Angelino Heights.Copy !req
250. Private bathroom, balcony. Tee-pee access.Copy !req
251. Rachel is a superhost
with a five-star ratingCopy !req
252. who recently relocated to Berlin."Copy !req
253. Cross-reference Google Maps,Copy !req
254. and bingo.Copy !req
255. Candace found me, I found her.Copy !req
256. Toyota Camry. Same as yesterday.Copy !req
257. I should listen to my instincts.
This is bad, Love.Copy !req
258. Plainclothes cop?Copy !req
259. Henderson? Maybe Will talked?Copy !req
260. Jasper's associates got to him in Manila—
No, that's crazy.Copy !req
261. Dr. Nicky hired a PI from prison.Copy !req
262. What's he got on me?
Oh, no, no no.Copy !req
263. This city is fucking endless.Copy !req
264. If I can't disappear into all that...Copy !req
265. No, Love, I don't want to disappear.Copy !req
266. I want to eat donuts,
impress your parents.Copy !req
267. Hear my name, my real name, on your lips.Copy !req
268. Pack of— No, thank you.Copy !req
269. Fucking LA traffic.
I'm so late for you, Love.Copy !req
270. Is that the Toyota?Copy !req
271. No, no no. Oh, Love.Copy !req
272. - You're having me followed.Copy !req
273. No. There has to be an explanation.Copy !req
274. If you're gonna show up an hour late,
you should call.Copy !req
275. She's furious,Copy !req
276. or the doors are about to fling open
with an army of law enforcement.Copy !req
277. It's hard to say.Copy !req
278. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
279. Hey, I don't do apology assault, Will.Copy !req
280. You stood me up,
you'll get to apologize on my time.Copy !req
281. Understood.Copy !req
282. So far, so weird.Copy !req
283. That doesn't look like the face of a womanCopy !req
284. who just learned something
unspeakable about her man.Copy !req
285. Maybe I should just...Copy !req
286. Love...Copy !req
287. Is everything okay?Copy !req
288. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
289. When I was walking up just now,
there was a man leaving here.Copy !req
290. Yeah, that's Alec Grigoryan.
He's a private detective.Copy !req
291. My family's been using him for years.Copy !req
292. He was here, why?Copy !req
293. Well, I hired him to look into Amy.Copy !req
294. - Oh.
- You trust me.Copy !req
295. It's Candace you don't trust
because you are smart and true.Copy !req
296. - But—
- Why wouldn't you say something?Copy !req
297. It's not a big deal
unless he finds something, right?Copy !req
298. I think hiring a PI
is actually kind of a big deal.Copy !req
299. Not if you're a Quinn.Copy !req
300. I can't believe you're being so casual.Copy !req
301. I don't know why you're freaking out.
You don't even like her.Copy !req
302. Would you ever hire someone to follow me?Copy !req
303. I don't know. Why? Should I?Copy !req
304. Who are you right now?Copy !req
305. The thing is, people take advantage
of people with money.Copy !req
306. It's just a fact, okay?Copy !req
307. I'm not gonna apologize
for protecting my family.Copy !req
308. Ever.Copy !req
309. Privilege check, aisle one.Copy !req
310. - I just think—
- What?Copy !req
311. My parents offered to help.Copy !req
312. We can pay them back, and...Copy !req
313. Can we talk about this?Copy !req
314. You're just detoxing.Copy !req
315. I just think...Copy !req
316. I'm some spoiled rich girl?Copy !req
317. Independent, but always have
a golden parachute if I need it?Copy !req
318. - Well, yeah.
- It's not what I meant.Copy !req
319. You did.Copy !req
320. I'll call Alec tomorrow morning.Copy !req
321. Tell him to stop following Amy.Copy !req
322. I get how it's too much.Copy !req
323. Okay? I'm sorry.Copy !req
324. I'm sorry.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry for missing our donut pil—Copy !req
326. I told you,Copy !req
327. don't apologize.Copy !req
328. Salmonella?Copy !req
329. - You're an idiot.
- Yes.Copy !req
330. No secrets, Love. Please.Copy !req
331. I really don't do well with secrets.Copy !req
332. Barry. Okay, Barry,
don't be such a massive pussy.Copy !req
333. Just match Ray.Copy !req
334. Don't you want your name
on something relevant?Copy !req
335. Something that matters,
something— Exactly.Copy !req
336. Yes— Of course I'll tell my dad.Copy !req
337. Thank you, Barry. Thank you.Copy !req
338. Thank you.Copy !req
339. Barry's in the bag.
Put him down for 100K.Copy !req
340. Great. I have a hair thing.Copy !req
341. Oh, okay.Copy !req
342. Bye. Treasure you.Copy !req
343. Fucking Barry.Copy !req
344. Can I help you?Copy !req
345. I'm looking for Will.Copy !req
346. Oh, sorry. He's not home right now.Copy !req
347. I'm Amy. You are...?Copy !req
348. The building manager.Copy !req
349. Oh, cool.Copy !req
350. I love these old Deco places.Copy !req
351. I'm glad Will opted for some charm
and not some soulless condo.Copy !req
352. - How do you know Will?
- Friends.Copy !req
353. But, you know, it's complicated.Copy !req
354. You were at the memorial yesterday,
weren't you?Copy !req
355. Yeah. Hence, complicated.Copy !req
356. Will and I used to date.Copy !req
357. He has a pair of earrings
I've been trying to get back.Copy !req
358. - Do you think you could—
- Did you know Henderson?Copy !req
359. Forty did.Copy !req
360. His comedy really wasn't my speed.Copy !req
361. And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead,
but he seemed kind of like a perv.Copy !req
362. Oh, you can't actually come in.
It's against the law.Copy !req
363. Um, but what do they look like?Copy !req
364. Like, dangly little green stones.Copy !req
365. Do you have any idea where they might be?Copy !req
366. Um...Copy !req
367. Nightstand?Copy !req
368. Okay, I'll go— I'll go look.Copy !req
369. So, are you from Brooklyn, too?Copy !req
370. Not originally,
but that's where I met Will.Copy !req
371. That's cute. Who followed who?Copy !req
372. I'm sorry?Copy !req
373. To LA. Did you follow him or him you?Copy !req
374. Oh. We were already broken upCopy !req
375. so more of a coincidence
that we both ended up here.Copy !req
376. Well, I didn't find any earrings.Copy !req
377. Um...Copy !req
378. Damn it.Copy !req
379. All right. I'll hit him up later.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
380. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
381. - This is Love.
- Miss Quinn.Copy !req
382. - Alec Grigoryan.
- Yeah, thanks for calling me back.Copy !req
383. I've decided
I want to call off the investigation.Copy !req
384. You can charge me for the whole day.Copy !req
385. Well, I think you're gonna wanna see
what I found.Copy !req
386. Can you meet?Copy !req
387. Now that you've called off the dogs,Copy !req
388. I can get back to the work
of getting Candace away from us.Copy !req
389. - Hey, Casanova.
- I'm gonna keep walking, Ellie.Copy !req
390. I'm just impressed.Copy !req
391. Our little Will caught the eye
of heiress Love QuinnCopy !req
392. and is sneaking around
with a secret ex-girl.Copy !req
393. Did not think you had that much game.Copy !req
394. Ex-girl?Copy !req
395. I appreciate how you're not racist
towards gingers.Copy !req
396. Ginger? What are you talking about?Copy !req
397. Came by looking for earrings. Come on.Copy !req
398. - That's, like, gotta be code for...
- Candace, here.Copy !req
399. Listen to me. That woman, she's—Copy !req
400. She's what?Copy !req
401. - What?
- She's no one.Copy !req
402. - You are so lying to me right now.
- Go home.Copy !req
403. Hey, just because you're dripping
in hoo-ha doesn't mean you're all that!Copy !req
404. Asshole.Copy !req
405. Candace coming here crosses a line.
I need a new plan.Copy !req
406. If you think about it,
she's already living on borrowed time.Copy !req
407. She resurrected
like some sort of ginger vampireCopy !req
408. to suck my life away.Copy !req
409. Dealing with her is nothing
but balancing the cosmic scales.Copy !req
410. It's not safe, her walking around free.Copy !req
411. She's dangerous, not just to me.
To your brother. To you.Copy !req
412. Night off. That works.Copy !req
413. Seems bunny's home.Copy !req
414. "Rope bondage."Tight binding."
"Krav Maga"?Copy !req
415. Candace!Copy !req
416. Untie me, you... bitch!Copy !req
417. - I'm sorry,
- Oh!Copy !req
418. - what did you call me?
- Ah!Copy !req
419. Not Candace. What?Copy !req
420. Hi.Copy !req
421. I— I just— I...Copy !req
422. Just save your lies for the cops.Copy !req
423. No, this is—
this is not what it looks like.Copy !req
424. Oh, really?Copy !req
425. Candace Stone?Copy !req
426. You're not a film financier.
You're a waitress, barely.Copy !req
427. Spent a good few weeks
in a mental hospital last year.Copy !req
428. You have no money, no family,
no permanent address.Copy !req
429. And so you tried to con us.Copy !req
430. - Wouldn't be the first time.
- Love, okay, please—Copy !req
431. The one thing I still don't understand
is what you want with Will.Copy !req
432. His name's not Will.Copy !req
433. - Jesus Christ, what—
- It's Joe Goldberg.Copy !req
434. He's my ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
435. I know this sounds crazy,
but I am telling you the truth.Copy !req
436. He attacked me and almost killed me.Copy !req
437. - He what?
- Yes. And he killed the girl after me.Copy !req
438. Is this some kind of joke?Copy !req
439. I— I wish it was.Copy !req
440. I only came here to protect you.Copy !req
441. Before you went to Austin
to date my brother or after?Copy !req
442. No, to protect all of you.Copy !req
443. But especially you.Copy !req
444. If he loves you,Copy !req
445. that's the most dangerous thing.Copy !req
446. Take a look inside.Copy !req
447. Now, bitch, what's your name?Copy !req
448. Will.Copy !req
449. Why did you break into my home, Will?Copy !req
450. I didn't break in.Copy !req
451. - I was just—
- Don't lie to me.Copy !req
452. I learnt Krav Maga.Copy !req
453. And I'm not afraid to use it.Copy !req
454. I've made mistakes, but, oh my,
is this a new first prize?Copy !req
455. The door was open.Copy !req
456. Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?Copy !req
457. I'm sorry.Copy !req
458. - I asked you a question.
- Please.Copy !req
459. Come on, Will. Consent 101.Copy !req
460. Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?Copy !req
461. No, no. No, it's not.Copy !req
462. Who knows
how to tie people up like this?Copy !req
463. This woman is clearly
some kind of perverted sex worker.Copy !req
464. Not that I'm judging.Copy !req
465. - Think.
- Think.Copy !req
466. Who's Candace?Copy !req
467. Amy... Adam. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
468. I see.Copy !req
469. And you were going to...Copy !req
470. That's... that's...Copy !req
471. That's not what it looks like.Copy !req
472. I was supposed to creep in
and surprise her.Copy !req
473. In bed. She wanted me to tie her up.Copy !req
474. - And, you know, it— This is—
- You're telling meCopy !req
475. this is some kind of scene you negotiated?Copy !req
476. We're both really vanilla, I admit.Copy !req
477. But she keeps asking,
and I wanna be more GGG.Copy !req
478. This is not the first time
she has flaked on me.Copy !req
479. This is the first time I have been beaten
and tied up for it, though.Copy !req
480. Jesus. You poor, pathetic boy.
You went to Home Depot.Copy !req
481. Can I give you a piece of advice?Copy !req
482. Um, maybe untie me first?Copy !req
483. Don't try so hard. This isn't you.Copy !req
484. You're not rape fantasy guy.Copy !req
485. I'm not.
Not even a little bit.Copy !req
486. You're demeaning yourself, man.
Let me tell you something about Amy.Copy !req
487. She's hardly been here
since she rented my room.Copy !req
488. - I can hardly feel my hands.
- I know the type.Copy !req
489. Come to LA with stars in their eyes,Copy !req
490. but few, if any,
have the talent to make it.Copy !req
491. So they starfuck.Copy !req
492. You know, she's dating some douche-canoe
with a stupid name.Copy !req
493. Forbes? Francis?Copy !req
494. Idiot.Copy !req
495. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
496. A lot of men in LA should just be taken
out of the gene pool.Copy !req
497. Murdered by an unhinged dominatrix.Copy !req
498. Remember me, Love.Copy !req
499. I'm inclined to untie you.Copy !req
500. But you try anything stupid,Copy !req
501. and I throat punch you
with my Louboutin, dig?Copy !req
502. Yes.Copy !req
503. Yes, I dig. I dig.Copy !req
504. Ah.Copy !req
505. Call yourself a Lyft, sweetie,
and get the fuck out of my house.Copy !req
506. Candace two, me zero. Damn it.Copy !req
507. It smells amazing.Copy !req
508. It's a new recipe.Copy !req
509. Taste?Copy !req
510. That— It tastes—Copy !req
511. Like shit?Copy !req
512. - I'm sorry. It's— it's salty.
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. It's 'cause I used salt instead of sugar.Copy !req
514. Sucks being lied to, huh?Copy !req
515. What is this?Copy !req
516. Open it.Copy !req
517. Truth time.Copy !req
518. Tell me it isn't you.Copy !req
519. It's me.Copy !req
520. Is your name Will Bettelheim?Copy !req
521. My name is Joe.Copy !req
522. Joe Goldberg.Copy !req
523. - And Amy—
- Is Candace Stone. I know. I—Copy !req
524. Why did she tell me
that you buried her alive?Copy !req
525. - That's what she believes.
- Yeah, well, she also believes...Copy !req
526. that you killed a woman,
and that you're basically Dexter.Copy !req
527. Candace Stone is crazy.Copy !req
528. Clearly!Copy !req
529. But there also must be some grain of truth
because you look so pale right now.Copy !req
530. So just tell me.Copy !req
531. I can find out.Copy !req
532. Anything. Right?Copy !req
533. Unlimited resources.Copy !req
534. Okay. Can—Copy !req
535. Candace is the reason I left New York.Copy !req
536. She's obsessed with me.Copy !req
537. She destroyed friendships, relationships.Copy !req
538. - I had to leave my job.
- Okay.Copy !req
539. Say you're right. She's nuts.Copy !req
540. What about the other girl?Copy !req
541. Guinevere Beck.
The Dark Face of Love herself.Copy !req
542. Yeah, that was tragic.Copy !req
543. But we went out on one date.Copy !req
544. My main takeawayCopy !req
545. is she posted a photo of us
to make her actual boyfriend jealous.Copy !req
546. I never saw her,Copy !req
547. until months later
I heard she passed away.Copy !req
548. You tell me how Candace knows
about that at all.Copy !req
549. Why do you think I had no social media?Copy !req
550. Why do you think I changed my name?Copy !req
551. I wanted to disappear,
and she followed me.Copy !req
552. I just wanted to be free.Copy !req
553. And then I met you.Copy !req
554. Love, I am so sorry I lied.Copy !req
555. Why didn't you tell me...Copy !req
556. the moment that she showed up with Forty?Copy !req
557. I was terrified.Copy !req
558. Well, I sent her away.Copy !req
559. With a few threats, a lot of money.Copy !req
560. So she's gone for real.Copy !req
561. But fuck, Will.Copy !req
562. Joe?Copy !req
563. I don't even know
what I'm supposed to call you now.Copy !req
564. Call me whatever you want.Copy !req
565. Call me Will. You can call me Joe.Copy !req
566. You can call me that fucking liar.Copy !req
567. Call me in the middle of the night.Copy !req
568. Call me happy, sad, sick,Copy !req
569. for favors,Copy !req
570. for sex, for a laugh,Copy !req
571. a cry...Copy !req
572. Don't ever stop calling me.Copy !req
573. I have never loved anyone
like this before.Copy !req
574. Me neither.Copy !req
575. Which is what makes this so hard.Copy !req
576. It's over.Copy !req
577. How long have you um...Copy !req
578. How long have you known?Copy !req
579. You've been keeping this from me
for two months?Copy !req
580. You lied.Copy !req
581. Why?Copy !req
582. How am I...?Copy !req
583. You can't. You can't. You can't.Copy !req
584. You can't be sick.Copy !req
585. It would be easy
to blame Candace for this,Copy !req
586. and I do, but I blame myself too.Copy !req
587. I broke my own rule.Copy !req
588. But what is life without Love?Copy !req
589. I guess I'm gonna find out.Copy !req
590. Well, if it isn't Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Douchebag.Copy !req
591. I came by to drop off my badge
and my apron.Copy !req
592. You don't have to quit.Copy !req
593. I do, Forty.Copy !req
594. Actually... you don't.Copy !req
595. Look, Love told me everything,Copy !req
596. and while we agreed
that you are a lying ball sack,Copy !req
597. we also agreedCopy !req
598. that you probably don't need
to be punished twice.Copy !req
599. So just, like, stay out of her airspace
for a while. Okay?Copy !req
600. Are you saying I should stay?Copy !req
601. For now.Copy !req
602. I went to bat for you.Copy !req
603. Why?Copy !req
604. Because it's nice having you around.Copy !req
605. You're real.Copy !req
606. You did lie about your identity,Copy !req
607. but you are still more authenticCopy !req
608. than half the fuckers I know.Copy !req
609. Thanks, man.Copy !req
610. If being Forty's bitch
means I get to stay in your orbit,Copy !req
611. sign me up.Copy !req
612. Like I said, he's not a bad guy.Copy !req
613. You're not one
of those self-loathing Jews, are you?Copy !req
614. - Spoke too soon.
- What?Copy !req
615. Joe Goldberg.Copy !req
616. Great name for a producer.Copy !req
617. Will Bettelheim...Copy !req
618. made you sound like a Nazi, so...Copy !req
619. Thank you for giving me another chance.Copy !req
620. And thank Love for me, too.Copy !req
621. Land of second chances, am I right?Copy !req
622. This can work.Copy !req
623. I'll just go back to loving you
from a distance.Copy !req
624. Life's a divine comedy.
A tale told by an idiot.Copy !req
625. - A sadistic idiot.Copy !req
626. Speaking of sadists,Copy !req
627. I'd endure a ten-hour session with RachelCopy !req
628. for just five more minutes
of you not hating me.Copy !req
629. - Please do something.Copy !req
630. Hey, Delilah?Copy !req
631. What?Copy !req
632. It's worse than I thought.Copy !req
633. How's it going?Copy !req
634. Hmm. How's it going? Um...Copy !req
635. This town enables rapists.Copy !req
636. You mind if I take a look?Copy !req
637. Wow. This is quite a who's who.Copy !req
638. Oh!Copy !req
639. Oh, look, I made the cut.Copy !req
640. Don't touch, please. Don't touch.Copy !req
641. I'd be worried,
but half of Hollywood is up there,Copy !req
642. including Johnny Carson,Copy !req
643. who I'm pretty sure has been dead
for years.Copy !req
644. This is a lot, Delilah.Copy !req
645. You don't think I know that?Copy !req
646. I'm trying to topple the patriarchyCopy !req
647. from my two-bedroom apartment,Copy !req
648. and it is, one, impossible,
and, two, deranged,Copy !req
649. and I just...
I just want somebody to hurt...Copy !req
650. like I'm hurting.Copy !req
651. Is— Is this okay?Copy !req
652. Oh, look at you, asking for consent,
very fucking woke. Gold star.Copy !req
653. I'm sorry he hurt you.Copy !req
654. Palo santo and synthetic watermelon.Copy !req
655. Odd combo, but it works.
Wise and irreverent, like her.Copy !req
656. Will...Copy !req
657. She's not in her right mind,
and neither am I.Copy !req
658. This is bad.Copy !req
659. So why doesn't it feel bad?Copy !req
660. Okay, wait. You're upset.
Maybe we shouldn't...Copy !req
661. I just want to feel good again.Copy !req
662. Me too.Copy !req
663. She needed someone.Copy !req
664. I suppose it's the least I could do.Copy !req
665. This whole thing that you're doing—Copy !req
666. Is a lot.Copy !req
667. And I have ten unpleasant phone calls
I need to get to, so...Copy !req
668. - Maybe you should just go.
- Yeah, okay...Copy !req
669. So, I have a thought about that.Copy !req
670. Oh?Copy !req
671. Chasing this story...Copy !req
672. You know the story already.
It's... it's your story.Copy !req
673. - Are you saying...?
- I'm saying...Copy !req
674. you go after the whole town
if you want,Copy !req
675. but what if you tell your story?
Think about how powerful that would be.Copy !req
676. It might encourage others to do the same.
You wouldn't have to chase them down.Copy !req
677. They would follow your example
and come forward.Copy !req
678. Did you just mansplain
and patronize me in the same sentence?Copy !req
679. Thanks for the D, Will. Bye.Copy !req
680. I gotta get out of this town, Love.Copy !req
681. Can you believe this?Copy !req
682. Seven totems.Copy !req
683. And once you find all of them,
you are officially an Angeleno.Copy !req
684. and can never leave.Copy !req
685. Starlets in matching dresses.
Dog in a stroller.Copy !req
686. Off-brand superhero.
Rollerblader in booty-shorts. Cop chopper.Copy !req
687. Pack of coyotes.Copy !req
688. And the burning palm tree.Copy !req
689. As Raymond Chandler said,Copy !req
690. "There is no trap so deadly
as the trap you set for yourself."Copy !req
691. Maybe I'll stick around for a while,
push my luck.Copy !req
692. One thing's for sure,Copy !req
693. you can't beat the donuts.Copy !req