1. I cannot believe
there are no charging stations.Copy !req
2. Fucking Arizona.Copy !req
3. Well, we could call a tow,Copy !req
4. but, uh, you know, what the fuck,
it's gonna take way too long.Copy !req
5. Let's just take the PJ.Copy !req
6. I know jets are wasteful,Copy !req
7. but I don't want you driving
through the night,Copy !req
8. and my mom...Copy !req
9. really hates it when people are late.Copy !req
10. God, I cannot wait for you to meet her.Copy !req
11. - What time is Love getting there?
- Who knows?Copy !req
12. She's on her new boyfriend's dick
like herpes.Copy !req
13. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but—Copy !req
14. Will, right? She's bringing him?Copy !req
15. Yep.Copy !req
16. Move, Joe.Copy !req
17. Wait, stop! Stop!Copy !req
18. Stop, Candace.Copy !req
19. I love you.Copy !req
20. Just let me go.Copy !req
21. Tell me you don't love me.Copy !req
22. I don't! I don't love you.Copy !req
23. I never have.Copy !req
24. What are you gonna do about it, Joe?Copy !req
25. Don't do this!Copy !req
26. Stop!Copy !req
27. Looks like it's gonna be
a proper meet-the-parents Wellkend.Copy !req
28. Oh!Copy !req
29. Hi. Yeah.Copy !req
30. Forty Quinn here.Copy !req
31. Yes, like the number, but spelled out.Copy !req
32. F-O...Copy !req
33. I now truly understand
the term "love of my life."Copy !req
34. My life makes sense now with you in it.Copy !req
35. Complete. Not closed.Copy !req
36. More open to the world
and everything beautiful than ever before.Copy !req
37. Nothing to hide.Copy !req
38. You've asked me to meet the parents.Copy !req
39. Might be messy, family can be.Copy !req
40. But whatever comes,
we'll get through it, together.Copy !req
41. I don't wanna.Copy !req
42. Can your parents really be that bad?Copy !req
43. Worse. They can be worse.Copy !req
44. Okay, remember,Copy !req
45. they charm so that they can manipulate.Copy !req
46. My mom is a lot.Copy !req
47. Just give in to her crazy.Copy !req
48. And my dad is impenetrable.Copy !req
49. Just don't take it personally.Copy !req
50. Try not to.Copy !req
51. I still do.Copy !req
52. Is there anything I can do to support you?Copy !req
53. We could have a signal.Copy !req
54. Like...Copy !req
55. What is that? Are... Are you Spider-Man?Copy !req
56. No, no.Copy !req
57. Um, it's— it's, uh...Copy !req
58. ASL for "I love you."Copy !req
59. In, like, a friendly
you know, like, platonic way.Copy !req
60. I love you.Copy !req
61. In the non-friendly way,Copy !req
62. but I'm waiting to say it.Copy !req
63. Why rush when we have
the rest of our lives?Copy !req
64. Hmm!Copy !req
65. My dad's gonna like that shirt.Copy !req
66. I know. I do my research.Copy !req
67. America's surrogate dream parents,
Ray and Dottie Quinn.Copy !req
68. Ray is a Pasadena golden boyCopy !req
69. who comes from old-school money.Copy !req
70. Dottie is the spark plug
that gives him life.Copy !req
71. They met in the naked hot tubs
at Esalen,Copy !req
72. eloped shortly thereafter.Copy !req
73. Joan Baez is rumored to have officiated.Copy !req
74. Dottie opened Anavrin
with Ray's family cash.Copy !req
75. What started as a pet project has evolvedCopy !req
76. into a global brand largely due to Dottie,Copy !req
77. all centered on the Quinn family motto,Copy !req
78. "Transparency and realness."Copy !req
79. This weekend is Ray and Dottie's
30th anniversary,Copy !req
80. and they're making up
for their quickie weddingCopy !req
81. with a wellness bacchanal.Copy !req
82. Ray and Dottie's vow renewal
will be the culminationCopy !req
83. of packed community—
say it with me now—Copy !req
84. "Wellkend."Copy !req
85. Shoot me in the face.Copy !req
86. But whatever you need, Love.Copy !req
87. These people may pretend to be real,
but you and I really are.Copy !req
88. - Speaking of messy family...
- Hey.Copy !req
89. Did you know Ja Rule
and Ashanti never banged?Copy !req
90. Okay. And?Copy !req
91. I don't know, it just kind of ruins it
for me knowing their love was never real.Copy !req
92. Can you check out?
It fucks up inventory when you steal.Copy !req
93. - Is that kombucha?
- Stop being so codependent, okay?Copy !req
94. 'Buch has about as much alcohol in it
as fresh-pressed juice,Copy !req
95. and I want to pour one out for Henderson.Copy !req
96. Because it was our thing.Copy !req
97. Did you hear they're saying
it was a suicide now?Copy !req
98. Too good for this world.Copy !req
99. Another melancholy clown
dies by his own hand,Copy !req
100. and his adoring fans
and acquaintances grieve deeplyCopy !req
101. for, oh, about the next one
to two news cycles.Copy !req
102. Are you making it to meetings?Copy !req
103. I'm in such a positive place right nowCopy !req
104. and AA is a breeding ground of negativity.Copy !req
105. Speaking of circle jerks,Copy !req
106. you still coming to Mom and Dad's
Wank-end?Copy !req
107. Yes, of course.Copy !req
108. Forty, just promise me
that you won't do anything—Copy !req
109. Gotta go. Amy's in the whip.Copy !req
110. Is everything okay?Copy !req
111. Yeah.Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. Forty's gonna go off the rails again.
I can tell.Copy !req
114. It's gonna be bad.Copy !req
115. You like the girl he just met, right?Copy !req
116. Sure.Copy !req
117. We went to the movies.Copy !req
118. We didn't even talk.Copy !req
119. What can I say? He's on pattern.Copy !req
120. Meets a girl, each a new
impossible-to-predict type of bad for him,Copy !req
121. and then he tries
to get our parents to like her,Copy !req
122. then he flings himself off a cliff
when they don't.Copy !req
123. Leaving you to clean the splatter.Copy !req
124. I can neutralize.Copy !req
125. I can distract. I'm good with parents.Copy !req
126. We got this.Copy !req
127. Sure, I could tell you
were my sister is, but...Copy !req
128. what is this about?Copy !req
129. It's about Joshua Bunter.Copy !req
130. - You might know him as...
- Henderson.Copy !req
131. Clearly, I need to be
in two places at once,Copy !req
132. with you and near Ellie.Copy !req
133. Just crossing the T's here.Copy !req
134. We know from Henderson's IMs he was
planning on seeing your sister that night.Copy !req
135. Yeah, I don't read the news.Copy !req
136. It's, like, so depressing,
but I— I thought he...Copy !req
137. offed himself.Copy !req
138. Delilah's smarter than these guys.Copy !req
139. Yeah, well, it seems that way.Copy !req
140. And I've got parental tech
to keep an eye on EllieCopy !req
141. and the fallout
from Hendy's tragic suicide.Copy !req
142. Well, Ellie's not home right now,Copy !req
143. but I can call you when she is
if you want, or, like...Copy !req
144. Oh, no. I have to go into work.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry.Copy !req
146. Bye.Copy !req
147. Were you at Henderson's
the night he died, Ellie?Copy !req
148. What are these?Copy !req
149. - What do you think they are?
- Don't evade with a question.Copy !req
150. - You evaded with a question first!
- Jesus!Copy !req
151. Half the time you treat me like an adult,Copy !req
152. but, wait, suddenly, I'm a kid because
you can't get it together to be an adult?Copy !req
153. You really wanna know?Copy !req
154. Those are Henderson's.Copy !req
155. No, they're not.Copy !req
156. They're random.Copy !req
157. They're... He's not even in 'em.
They're just...Copy !req
158. I know...Copy !req
159. because he did it to me.Copy !req
160. I don't believe you.Copy !req
161. - Where's your photo then?
- You don't believe me? You need proof?Copy !req
162. Listen, don't get mad at me because
he was a bad guy and you fell for it.Copy !req
163. He was my friend!Copy !req
164. He wasn't your friend, Ellie!
Let me guess.Copy !req
165. He made you promise not to tell anyone
you were hanging out alone together?Copy !req
166. Basic predator move.Copy !req
167. You are a lot of things...Copy !req
168. but you're not stupid.Copy !req
169. Ah, ooh, ooh! Hi.Copy !req
170. - Hello.
- Hi, babe.Copy !req
171. Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you guys are here.Copy !req
172. Oh, my God.Copy !req
173. - How are you?
- I'm good.Copy !req
174. Yeah, this is great.Copy !req
175. Well, thankfully,
teenagers text emotional gibberish,Copy !req
176. so I know Ellie's okay.Copy !req
177. All right, put the phone away.Copy !req
178. Welcome to the Hellmouth.Copy !req
179. And I'm in a Wes Anderson movieCopy !req
180. set in a weirdly Caucasian ashram.Copy !req
181. - Hey, Dad.
- Lovey, hey.Copy !req
182. Hey.Copy !req
183. This is Will Bettelheim.Copy !req
184. Oh. You related to Bruno?Copy !req
185. Ray's a not-so-secret fantasy fan.Copy !req
186. He's referring to Bruno Bettelheim,
author of...Copy !req
187. The Uses of Enchantment is a classic.Copy !req
188. No relation, I'm just a fan.
It's good to meet you, Mr. Quinn.Copy !req
189. Call me Ray.Copy !req
190. Will?Copy !req
191. Finally we meet.Copy !req
192. Oh!Copy !req
193. You are delicious.Copy !req
194. The pleasure is all mine, Dottie.Copy !req
195. Come here, darling. You look beautiful.Copy !req
196. - Hey, Mom.
- I'm sorry, I'm all over the place.Copy !req
197. - Let's get you a drink.
- Okay.Copy !req
198. Sounds good.Copy !req
199. - Forty.
- Sport! Hi, Love.Copy !req
200. Where'd she go? There she is.Copy !req
201. You gotta meet my girl, Amy.Copy !req
202. Amy, come here.Copy !req
203. Hi there.Copy !req
204. Will Bettelheim,Copy !req
205. Amy Adam.Copy !req
206. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
207. It can't be.Copy !req
208. Am I hallucinating?Copy !req
209. This is her hand, this is real.Copy !req
210. Candace is here.Copy !req
211. Will Bettelheim...Copy !req
212. What a great name.Copy !req
213. Almost sounds made up.Copy !req
214. Is she trying to spar with me?Copy !req
215. That's funny, I was just thinking,
"Amy Adam."Copy !req
216. How totally un-google-able.Copy !req
217. This is a game to her.
She's enjoying this.Copy !req
218. I'm so happy to see you again.Copy !req
219. She's crazy, Love.Copy !req
220. I'm also so hungry
I could eat my own hand, so let's—Copy !req
221. - Oh, no, don't worry. Just eat mine.
- Oh!Copy !req
222. Like the kids say, "Fuck my life."Copy !req
223. Oh, good, you're awake.Copy !req
224. - Shh-sh-sh-sh.Copy !req
225. It's okay, you are totally safe.Copy !req
226. I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
227. Can you promise to be calm?Copy !req
228. Okay, good.Copy !req
229. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean what I said. I'm an idiot.Copy !req
230. Okay, I'm stupid. Let's just go home.Copy !req
231. You're just saying that
because you think it's what I wanna hear.Copy !req
232. No, I'm saying thatCopy !req
233. because I'm tied up in the back of a van.Copy !req
234. I had to...Copy !req
235. so we could get here...Copy !req
236. to talk.Copy !req
237. I am so sorry.Copy !req
238. - But it's all gonna be worth it.
- Where are we?Copy !req
239. Lake Mahopac.Copy !req
240. You remember that amazing picnic we had?
I brought all your faves again.Copy !req
241. No, just, okay...Copy !req
242. I know— I know you don't want to hurt me.Copy !req
243. - I would never hurt you.
- Just untie me. Untie me.Copy !req
244. I can't do that yet, you know I can't.Copy !req
245. Just hang on.Copy !req
246. Thanks. Thank you.Copy !req
247. Candace!Copy !req
248. Listen, you don't understand.
Don't do this!Copy !req
249. Stop! Please, don't do this!
Shh! Sh-sh-sh-sh!Copy !req
250. Stop...Copy !req
251. - Stop!Copy !req
252. How?Copy !req
253. How did she manage this?Copy !req
254. So tell, tell! How you two met.Copy !req
255. We're dying to hear.Copy !req
256. - Yeah, tell us.
- Well, we were at—Copy !req
257. - South By.
- Yeah, and...Copy !req
258. - Amy was giving me stalker eyes.
- I was interested, but so was he.Copy !req
259. - So she reached for the queso.
- Oh, the queso!Copy !req
260. - And, um, it felt like...
- It was fate.Copy !req
261. Inseparable ever since.Copy !req
262. Enjoy it while it lasts.Copy !req
263. Yeah, we actually road-tripped
back from Austin.Copy !req
264. Got to know each other
a little bit better.Copy !req
265. - And what are you doing?Copy !req
266. - Amy is an indie film producer.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
267. we're actually already in soft prepCopy !req
268. for a film we're trying to get going.Copy !req
269. Honey?Copy !req
270. He could pretend to care,
like, if he wanted to.Copy !req
271. Wow, these waiters are so slow!Copy !req
272. Oh, you want a drink?
I'll— I'll grab you a drink, bunny.Copy !req
273. Yeah, could I get a 'buch, please?Copy !req
274. - Virgin, obviously.
- Yes.Copy !req
275. Appreciate you.Copy !req
276. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
277. What are you doing here?Copy !req
278. I told you I'd show up
to give you what you deserve.Copy !req
279. So here we are.Copy !req
280. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
281. How do I get this time bomb
away from you, Love?Copy !req
282. - Want to know how I found you?
- I would love to hear.Copy !req
283. So, I was feeling like shit
one fine afternoon,Copy !req
284. when I saw this clickbait
about how the stars live.Copy !req
285. I mean, who doesn't need
a little escapism?Copy !req
286. So I clicked and there was this linkCopy !req
287. about how all the cool kids
go to Henderson's house,Copy !req
288. and although
I wasn't familiar with his work,Copy !req
289. I was curious about this random douchebagCopy !req
290. high as balls on his coffee table,Copy !req
291. which is when I first set eyes
on my new dreamy beau.Copy !req
292. Of course, your brother
destroyed my life,Copy !req
293. our life.Copy !req
294. And he's such an idiot.Copy !req
295. And I keep watching and...Copy !req
296. No.Copy !req
297. Couldn't be.Copy !req
298. Could not be.Copy !req
299. I was trying to help you, Love.Copy !req
300. Altruism is dangerous.Copy !req
301. Shocked you'd choose LA.Copy !req
302. But I found you.Copy !req
303. Great.Copy !req
304. What's the move?Copy !req
305. You gonna tell them this dramatic tale?Copy !req
306. I mean, it is their special weekend,Copy !req
307. so I'll wait if and when I have to,Copy !req
308. But in the meantime, I am going
to protect them from you, bunny.Copy !req
309. Especially...Copy !req
310. your gorgeous girl.Copy !req
311. Lucky man, Will.Copy !req
312. - I missed you, babe.
- Aw!Copy !req
313. Yeah, we can, uh,
situate ourselves for dinner.Copy !req
314. The fuck?Copy !req
315. I didn't know you bite your nails.Copy !req
316. I don't.Copy !req
317. Not since I was a kid.Copy !req
318. Well, what, is meeting my parents
making you nervous?Copy !req
319. 'Cause I don't care what they think.Copy !req
320. And now I have to do this vow renewal.Copy !req
321. I cannot believe
I have to call my parents "lovers."Copy !req
322. Then don't.Copy !req
323. - Do you.
- No, I can't. My mom gave me a script.Copy !req
324. I mean, she said, "Make it your own,"Copy !req
325. but I'm pretty sure
that means, "Don't change anything."Copy !req
326. Do you want some space to work?Copy !req
327. I can go to Forty's yurt.Copy !req
328. Yeah, actually. I mean, if you don't mind.Copy !req
329. No.Copy !req
330. The kombucha thing
is not a good sign. I just...Copy !req
331. - I know, I get it.
- Okay.Copy !req
332. Don't get lost out there.Copy !req
333. I will help you, helicopter sibling.Copy !req
334. I need to keep eyes on Candace
so I can protect you from her,Copy !req
335. but...Copy !req
336. lest I accidentally stumble
into Jeff Bezos' lodge,Copy !req
337. I need the blessed yurt map.Copy !req
338. Will?Copy !req
339. Everything okay?Copy !req
340. It's perfect. Thank you.Copy !req
341. I just, you know,
wanted to check out the Truth Yurt.Copy !req
342. - I was also looking for—
- Care to partake?Copy !req
343. - I don't really—
- I insist you be here now.Copy !req
344. Okay.Copy !req
345. It's fine. I won't inhale.Copy !req
346. Now inhale.Copy !req
347. So, fresh in from New York, huh?Copy !req
348. - Yeah.Copy !req
349. I remember being in New York
when I was a kid.Copy !req
350. Ah, to be young.Copy !req
351. Oh, you're still young.Copy !req
352. Tell that to my vagina.Copy !req
353. No one warns you.Copy !req
354. You wake up one day drier than the Sahara.Copy !req
355. If it weren't for this wonder lube
we've developed,Copy !req
356. I don't know what I'd do.Copy !req
357. It's already so difficult
to reach orgasm at this age.Copy !req
358. Is this really happening?Copy !req
359. Anyways,
it seems like you understand, Will.Copy !req
360. What a chin.Copy !req
361. She's not flirting,
she's testing me.Copy !req
362. I'm drugged. She hopes it's truth serum.Copy !req
363. I think your daughter
is the most amazing woman...Copy !req
364. I've ever met.Copy !req
365. I like you for Love.Copy !req
366. Between the obstacle course
that is Dottie,Copy !req
367. and the more fundamental issue,Copy !req
368. that every millisecond
of this Wellkend is scheduled,Copy !req
369. how do I get Candace alone?Copy !req
370. How do I do this, Love?Copy !req
371. How do I get her away from you?Copy !req
372. Let the wolf awaken your unconscious.Copy !req
373. Meet your id.Copy !req
374. Hey.Copy !req
375. On the plus side,
she's striking out with the Quinns.Copy !req
376. Schadenfreude is karmic suicide.Copy !req
377. Dad, do you actually...
Do you have a minute?Copy !req
378. Not now, son,
I've got doubles with Bozzi from the Palm.Copy !req
379. Right. Sorry, Bozz.Copy !req
380. - Let's go, Bozz.Copy !req
381. Shit.Copy !req
382. It's okay.Copy !req
383. Forty always...Copy !req
384. you know, tries to impress our parents
with these girls.Copy !req
385. Can you just help?Copy !req
386. Ali Wong's in studio
to talk about Henderson,Copy !req
387. or as she knew him, Josh.Copy !req
388. I will make a film that premieres
Sundance 2020 at the Eccles.Copy !req
389. Friday night slot.Copy !req
390. Then goes on to sweep the Gothams,Copy !req
391. winning two, no,
three Indie Spirit awards.Copy !req
392. Fuck the Oscars.Copy !req
393. I hear and accept you, Forty.Copy !req
394. Is this gonna work?Copy !req
395. 'Cause my car is really old.Copy !req
396. Yeah, that shiny, new Prius is all yours.Copy !req
397. All you need is a group hug and 35K.Copy !req
398. I...Copy !req
399. will find the perfect partner.Copy !req
400. That's good.Copy !req
401. We hear and accept you, Gabe.Copy !req
402. I will fulfill my life-long dream...Copy !req
403. of... traveling to Italy.Copy !req
404. Italy?Copy !req
405. Seriously?Copy !req
406. She is obsessed with me.Copy !req
407. Okay, come on,
somebody needs to help her. Go.Copy !req
408. - I accept you.
- I accept you.Copy !req
409. I hear...Copy !req
410. and I accept you...Copy !req
411. Amy.Copy !req
412. You— sorry um...Copy !req
413. I'm not feeling well.Copy !req
414. - I— I think I'm just dehydrated.
- It's okay.Copy !req
415. Don't fear love.Copy !req
416. Hug.Copy !req
417. I'm— I'm sorry,
I— I just need to lie down.Copy !req
418. Don't... try... anything.Copy !req
419. I am texting someone
on the outside every hour.Copy !req
420. You hurt me or the Quinns,Copy !req
421. I reveal your identity to everyone,Copy !req
422. and everything to get turned over
to the authorities.Copy !req
423. Are you crazy?
I'm just trying to talk to you.Copy !req
424. Oh, you mean like the time
you left me for fucking dead?Copy !req
425. She can't hold a knife.
One swift move and—Copy !req
426. No, no, she's wrong, I don't hurt people,
especially women,Copy !req
427. especially when they're
out of their minds.Copy !req
428. No, that is not me.Copy !req
429. Candace, can we...Copy !req
430. - please just have a truce?
- Stay...Copy !req
431. away from me.Copy !req
432. I think this is just
some big misunderstanding.Copy !req
433. Stop gaslighting me!Copy !req
434. You don't want to protect them.Copy !req
435. You want to hurt me.Copy !req
436. Go ahead.Copy !req
437. Do it.Copy !req
438. I can't.Copy !req
439. It's a lot harder than it looks.Copy !req
440. What are you guys doing in here?Copy !req
441. Hey.Copy !req
442. Is everything all right?Copy !req
443. Yeah, um...Copy !req
444. Allergies.Copy !req
445. Will snuck me some Claritin. Thanks, man.Copy !req
446. No problem.Copy !req
447. Let's go.Copy !req
448. Time to get pretty.Copy !req
449. Ooh.Copy !req
450. All right.Copy !req
451. All right, well...Copy !req
452. So, I brought two,Copy !req
453. and you can pick whichever one.Copy !req
454. Oh, I'm— I'm fine with either.Copy !req
455. Amy, are you okay?Copy !req
456. Look, I know my mom can be a handful.Copy !req
457. And I know my dad can also be a handful.Copy !req
458. Thanks. It's— it's...Copy !req
459. not really that, it's more...Copy !req
460. You can tell me anything.Copy !req
461. I am a vault.Copy !req
462. I don't want to sound crazy.Copy !req
463. Well...Copy !req
464. you won't and you aren't.Copy !req
465. Something bad happened to me...Copy !req
466. out in a place like this.Copy !req
467. Just, I... I got lost with a guy
who I kind of thought was bad news.Copy !req
468. It— it turned out fine, though.Copy !req
469. Well, that's good.Copy !req
470. Yeah, I mean, you're...Copy !req
471. probably being triggered.Copy !req
472. Trauma lives in the body, so,
you know, you can't control it, but...Copy !req
473. At the risk of sounding like my mom,Copy !req
474. maybe Shaman Open can help.Copy !req
475. It's— it's really no big deal.Copy !req
476. You and your family
have been so welcoming.Copy !req
477. - Oh...
- And also cool.Copy !req
478. I'm glad you think so.Copy !req
479. So tell me,
how did you and Will meet?Copy !req
480. You two seem so great together.Copy !req
481. Oh. Um... work.Copy !req
482. I basically forced him to date me.Copy !req
483. Ooh, does that get complicated?Copy !req
484. - Working with someone you're dating?
- Not really.Copy !req
485. Does it get complicated
with you and Forty?Copy !req
486. Oh, no, we're great. We're— we're good.Copy !req
487. He... We're actually hiring.
Cinematographers.Copy !req
488. Already?Copy !req
489. Isn't that a bit early?Copy !req
490. No, just— just establishing...
like, tone.Copy !req
491. Yeah, where do you work?
Have you met my friend Lucy?Copy !req
492. She works at United.Copy !req
493. - Oh, I'm independent.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
494. And I usually just fly Southwest.Copy !req
495. I meant the agency.Copy !req
496. - United Talent?
- Oh, right. Um...Copy !req
497. No, no. I don't think I've met her.Copy !req
498. No, it's...
It's an easy mistake.Copy !req
499. Dad. Finally.Copy !req
500. Um... did you get my email?Copy !req
501. It's not every man
that can pull off linen.Copy !req
502. Can you say hi to me at least?Copy !req
503. Forty, I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
504. Okay, okay.Copy !req
505. Uh, look, I know, but...Copy !req
506. Amy actually has a really
incredible idea—Copy !req
507. Amy.Copy !req
508. Ugh, another walking visible panty line.Copy !req
509. Let me guess. She wants to open a...Copy !req
510. vegan junk food restaurant,
like Krystal-with-a-K?Copy !req
511. Will,
ask him how much he wants.Copy !req
512. In times of triangulation,Copy !req
513. it's best to stay awkwardly quiet.Copy !req
514. Did Forty tell you how he doodled
on his SAT Scantron?Copy !req
515. I had to donate a building
to Dartmouth to get him in.Copy !req
516. Okay, Dad...Copy !req
517. you know that I've struggled
with drug addiction on and off, my...Copy !req
518. It's not eczema, Forty.Copy !req
519. Addiction's not an on-and-off thing,
and it's no excuse for being a bum.Copy !req
520. One hundred K,
this is the last time I ask.Copy !req
521. Will— Will has heard the pitch.Copy !req
522. Yeah, I have.Copy !req
523. I think it's a great idea.Copy !req
524. Your son shows real promise.Copy !req
525. Well, if my son wasn't such
a big flapping pussy,Copy !req
526. he wouldn't need other people
to carry his water for him.Copy !req
527. I'm not writing you another check.Copy !req
528. Get a job.Copy !req
529. And a life.Copy !req
530. - Well...Copy !req
531. That is my Postmates.Copy !req
532. Yo quiero Taco Bell.Copy !req
533. Forty. Forty, are...Copy !req
534. Are you okay?Copy !req
535. Yeah.Copy !req
536. He's a douche, and I am so doneCopy !req
537. - with all of this vegan bullshit.Copy !req
538. You should come with.Copy !req
539. Uh, you can service my sister
post-chalupa.Copy !req
540. What does the future hold?Copy !req
541. Okay. Um, what were you and Amy
talking about earlier?Copy !req
542. Oh, why? Did something seem—Copy !req
543. No, no. I just...Copy !req
544. I caught her in a lie.Copy !req
545. And, uh... now I'm worried.Copy !req
546. I knew we were on the same page.Copy !req
547. I agree, she's...Copy !req
548. - she's the worst.Copy !req
549. Get rid of her now.Copy !req
550. Wait, what?Copy !req
551. No, that's aggressive.Copy !req
552. And, plus, it would upset Forty.
I mean, what is going on with you?Copy !req
553. Wrong page.Copy !req
554. I know we're not in the Truth Yurt,Copy !req
555. but we can still be honest
with each other, right?Copy !req
556. You've been... off.Copy !req
557. You feel weird, ever since we got here.Copy !req
558. I want to tell you everything.Copy !req
559. And I will, soon, but for now...Copy !req
560. You want to know why I'm weird?Copy !req
561. 'Cause your family is insane.Copy !req
562. I warned you.Copy !req
563. You warned me? Your mom can't stop
telling me about her vagina.Copy !req
564. She did what?Copy !req
565. And your dad,
I just stepped in it with himCopy !req
566. trying to help Forty,
which you asked me to do,Copy !req
567. and then he made me eat a chalupa,
and now I'm sick.Copy !req
568. Wait.Copy !req
569. - Forty ordered Taco Bell?
- Yeah.Copy !req
570. What...Copy !req
571. What? What's happening?Copy !req
572. Well, I have to go.Copy !req
573. Forty always orders Taco Bell
before he relapses.Copy !req
574. You are so obsessed with your brother.
This is not normal.Copy !req
575. Just to recap,Copy !req
576. you now have a problem
with my mom, my dad,Copy !req
577. Forty, me,Copy !req
578. - this chick Amy for some reason...
- You don't like her either.Copy !req
579. I'm— I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I am trying...Copy !req
580. to be the perfect boyfriend.Copy !req
581. - I want to be so badly,Copy !req
582. but you fed me to the wolves, literally.Copy !req
583. Thanks for making a stressful weekend
so much worse by starting this fight.Copy !req
584. Our first fight.Copy !req
585. I blame Candace.Copy !req
586. It's time for her to go.Copy !req
587. Um, no, I— I—
I look like cat shit right now.Copy !req
588. I'm on my period.Copy !req
589. Okay, who gives a fuck. Just let me in.Copy !req
590. Jesus, what kind of assholes have you
dated that care about that kind of stuff?Copy !req
591. Why are you here?Copy !req
592. Uh, I need those pictures back.Copy !req
593. Um... why?Copy !req
594. I think you look great...Copy !req
595. for the record.Copy !req
596. Yeah, uh, they're trying to get a full
picture of what Henderson was into.Copy !req
597. I told them that I got a lead on someoneCopy !req
598. who has some knowledge of some
young girls that we could follow up with.Copy !req
599. D, they want to know why he did it.Copy !req
600. Okay.Copy !req
601. What's wrong?Copy !req
602. I left them right here. I...Copy !req
603. Hi.Copy !req
604. Have you guys seen my brother?Copy !req
605. No, not since cornhole.Copy !req
606. Are we literally drinking
the Kool-Aid right now?Copy !req
607. Goodbye, cruel world.Copy !req
608. Candace must go,
but first things first.Copy !req
609. Time to apologize.Copy !req
610. You're more important than my pride.Copy !req
611. Love, I'm sorry.Copy !req
612. I cannot be the one
that makes you feel better right now.Copy !req
613. I am looking for my brother
and trying to handle my mother and—Copy !req
614. Okay, I'll help. I'll find Forty.Copy !req
615. Okay.Copy !req
616. Thank you.Copy !req
617. - Delilah, hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
618. Any chance you're with Ellie?Copy !req
619. That's what I get
for not parent-spying on her for an hour.Copy !req
620. No, but I— I have some texts from her.
Hang on.Copy !req
621. Okay, uh, the— the Alex Theater
is doing a Chandler thing.Copy !req
622. - You could try that, but I gotta go.
- Okay, thanks.Copy !req
623. Fucking crackheads.Copy !req
624. Um...Copy !req
625. My parents aren't just parents,Copy !req
626. they're lovers.Copy !req
627. They're, um...Copy !req
628. I hate rom-come.Copy !req
629. - I do. Take away my ovaries.Copy !req
630. Want to know why?Copy !req
631. Because throughout my life,
when I look at my parents,Copy !req
632. their love doesn't feel like one.Copy !req
633. You know, it's, um...Copy !req
634. fighting over which toilet paper to buy.Copy !req
635. And then...Copy !req
636. plunging the toilet together
when it gets clogged.Copy !req
637. - It's being there...Copy !req
638. when someone's damage
makes them impossible.Copy !req
639. Knowing...Copy !req
640. that they are so much more
than their worst moments.Copy !req
641. You're not talking about them.Copy !req
642. Contrary to internet opinion,Copy !req
643. my parents' love is not perfect.Copy !req
644. You're talking about us.Copy !req
645. It's, uh...Copy !req
646. It's sticky,Copy !req
647. messy,Copy !req
648. often potentially way too much to handle.Copy !req
649. But it is so much better than perfect,
because...Copy !req
650. it's real.Copy !req
651. Wait. Wait, I want to go.Copy !req
652. Forty...Copy !req
653. No, I want to go. I want to go.Copy !req
654. Um...Copy !req
655. - Forty?
- Um, remember...Copy !req
656. when they, uh, they dragged us
to the Hoffman InstituteCopy !req
657. because, uh,
they had differing definitionsCopy !req
658. of the word "monogamish"?Copy !req
659. - That was real.Copy !req
660. - I have more. I just, uh—
- Enough, son.Copy !req
661. I— I just need a smoke.Copy !req
662. Just need a smoke.Copy !req
663. Oh, um, not that one. No, it's fine.
It's— it's okay. Got it. It's okay.Copy !req
664. - It's okay.
- Oh!Copy !req
665. It's fine. Everything's...Copy !req
666. You look lovely, Mom.Copy !req
667. Let's go. It's okay. Shh.Copy !req
668. - I don't feel good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
669. I do.Copy !req
670. Let's party!Copy !req
671. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
672. - How are you guys doing?
- You've done enough.Copy !req
673. All you ever have to do
is keep your brother safe. You failed.Copy !req
674. You disgust me.Copy !req
675. You're a fucking hypocrite.Copy !req
676. Earth mommy dearest.Copy !req
677. Oh, Love.Copy !req
678. It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
679. - It's okay.Copy !req
680. It's okay.Copy !req
681. I saw what your mom did.
Are you okay?Copy !req
682. My dad hit me a lot.Copy !req
683. Why couldn't you tell me?Copy !req
684. Probably...
same reason you couldn't tell me.Copy !req
685. I couldn't tell you
because I wanted us to stay us.Copy !req
686. I didn't want it to be polluted
by all this fucking...Copy !req
687. I guess...Copy !req
688. my life has been dark.Copy !req
689. Well, who you really are...Copy !req
690. the dark, that's not a burden.Copy !req
691. You don't have to push that away from me.Copy !req
692. I want to know you.Copy !req
693. I want to know you.Copy !req
694. You know, the more I get to know you,
the nicer it is.Copy !req
695. I don't just mean the cute parts.Copy !req
696. As far as I'm concerned...Copy !req
697. we will stay us...Copy !req
698. no matter what.Copy !req
699. Yeah, I feel like I've been, um...
I've been acting weird,Copy !req
700. and I feel like it's because
there's all these thingsCopy !req
701. that I felt like I couldn't tell you,
but, like, fuck that.Copy !req
702. Okay, um...Copy !req
703. You remember the, um...Copy !req
704. the Nilla Wafers, the au pair?Copy !req
705. Of course.Copy !req
706. My parents started AnavrinCopy !req
707. when we were, like, 13.Copy !req
708. And they hired this woman, Sofia.Copy !req
709. She was, like, 19. She was from Spain.Copy !req
710. The way Forty tells it...Copy !req
711. she was his first love.Copy !req
712. To this day, he does not acknowledgeCopy !req
713. that it was was abuse.Copy !req
714. And eventually my parents
caught them together,Copy !req
715. and...Copy !req
716. so much shit ensued.Copy !req
717. And... they let her go.Copy !req
718. And she was troubled.Copy !req
719. She killed herself.Copy !req
720. Forty's the one who found the body.Copy !req
721. Yeah, and nothing has ever
really been the same.Copy !req
722. My parents kept everything quiet
with money.Copy !req
723. Yeah.Copy !req
724. I get that Forty is a lot. I know.Copy !req
725. And I know
that I take care of him too much.Copy !req
726. But...Copy !req
727. you've met my parents now,
so you know why.Copy !req
728. I'm stuck with him.Copy !req
729. No.Copy !req
730. We are.Copy !req
731. I don't think
I've ever been in love before.Copy !req
732. - It's been infatuation.Copy !req
733. This is it.Copy !req
734. Accepting you're not perfect
and loving you more for it.Copy !req
735. What the fuck?Copy !req
736. I'm sorry, did that trigger you?Copy !req
737. Can I tell you I love you yet?Copy !req
738. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
739. In the meantime, let me say...Copy !req
740. I love you...Copy !req
741. Love.Copy !req
742. Ugh, it's a complicated word.Copy !req
743. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
744. Is there another word we can use?
Our word?Copy !req
745. Um...Copy !req
746. I wolf you.Copy !req
747. I wolf you too.Copy !req
748. I like it.Copy !req
749. It's like you're part of my pack.Copy !req
750. I am your pack.Copy !req
751. - Hey!
- Klepto.Copy !req
752. The police came for these.Copy !req
753. - The actual police or your fuckboy?
- Why would you take these?Copy !req
754. I couldn't believe he would do this.Copy !req
755. But I do now.Copy !req
756. I'm sorry I was being such an asshole.Copy !req
757. It's okay.Copy !req
758. I think we should burn those.Copy !req
759. If these photos were ever leaked...Copy !req
760. every time someone googled the girls,Copy !req
761. it would just...Copy !req
762. What would you want done with yours?Copy !req
763. Hey, just so you know...Copy !req
764. nothing could ever
make me see you different.Copy !req
765. Tell me again what happened.Copy !req
766. Um, my boyfriend... ex...Copy !req
767. We fought.Copy !req
768. And he...Copy !req
769. He took me to the woods.Copy !req
770. Um...Copy !req
771. I don't remember what happened next.Copy !req
772. I just... I— I woke up.Copy !req
773. Like...Copy !req
774. buried.Copy !req
775. We sent a car out. No tire marks.Copy !req
776. No, he dug a grave.Copy !req
777. A lot of tree removal in that area, right?
Loose dirt.Copy !req
778. No one saw anything?Copy !req
779. You happen to take any pictures
or save any texts between you?Copy !req
780. No!Copy !req
781. He has my phone!Copy !req
782. I mean, isn't there any DNA
where he buried me alive?Copy !req
783. This isn't CSI, all right?
We're in Putnam County.Copy !req
784. So you have no proof?Copy !req
785. Honey, let me level with you, all right?Copy !req
786. I looked you up.Copy !req
787. - You have a rap sheet.Copy !req
788. Ever had any friends go through
with reporting assault?Copy !req
789. This'll be labeled domestic violence.Copy !req
790. This isn't—Copy !req
791. He tried to murder me.Copy !req
792. The best we can do
is get a restraining order.Copy !req
793. Right, temp for three months.Copy !req
794. For a permanent one,
you'll have to stand before a judge,Copy !req
795. - so will he.
- But it will be permanent?Copy !req
796. Well, three years.Copy !req
797. And then file again.Copy !req
798. If you have no pics, no proof...Copy !req
799. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
800. He thinks you're dead?Copy !req
801. You want some really
off-the-record advice?Copy !req
802. Stay that way.Copy !req
803. This is unreal.Copy !req
804. Figured you'd come find me.Copy !req
805. Crazy family
we've fallen into, huh?Copy !req
806. So now you see I'm not—Copy !req
807. I'm not afraid of you anymore.Copy !req
808. If you really had something on me...Copy !req
809. - you would've turned me in already.
- I'm not afraid of you either.Copy !req
810. Why would you be afraid of me?Copy !req
811. Candace, it was an accident.Copy !req
812. End of story.Copy !req
813. I never tried to kill you.Copy !req
814. Yeah. You know what they say?Copy !req
815. You never know if you're fight or flight
until you're forced to find out.Copy !req
816. Turns out...Copy !req
817. I'm fight.Copy !req
818. So now I found you,Copy !req
819. I'm not going anywhere,Copy !req
820. and I don't care what story
you tell yourself,Copy !req
821. because all I have to do
is wait for you to mess up.Copy !req
822. Murder has a way of following you.Copy !req
823. And you're not getting away with it.Copy !req
824. Things aren't over with Candace.Copy !req
825. But I have to rest
before I plan my next move.Copy !req
826. Wellness is exhausting.Copy !req
827. Huh.Copy !req
828. A postcard from Will in Manila.Copy !req
829. It's going well with Gigi.Copy !req
830. If I stay committed to being a good man,Copy !req
831. things might work themselves out.Copy !req
832. My God, why aren't they burning?Copy !req
833. We need kindling.Copy !req
834. Oh, man.Copy !req
835. Evidently, there's toxins in Polaroids.Copy !req
836. All right, there's one more.Copy !req
837. - Aw.
- I wolf you.Copy !req
838. Mm. Do you now?Copy !req
839. - Yeah.Copy !req
840. Do you want to go to the stockroom?Copy !req
841. Yes, I would like that very much.Copy !req
842. Stop with the PDA.Copy !req
843. Before anybody asks...Copy !req
844. Amy picked me up from a meeting,Copy !req
845. where I found a new sponsor.Copy !req
846. Can't name names, but, uh...Copy !req
847. - let's just say the Academy robbed him.Copy !req
848. Anyway, I will have to make amends.Copy !req
849. So I promise I will apologize
to both of you...Copy !req
850. whenever I get to that step.Copy !req
851. You don't need to do that.Copy !req
852. I'm just glad you're okay.Copy !req
853. I really am.
And, um, I'm staying busy too.Copy !req
854. I mean... adapting this book
Amy found for us is going to consume me,Copy !req
855. in the best way possible.Copy !req
856. - Thank fuck we got that option.Copy !req
857. What's the book?Copy !req
858. I thought you were busy prepping
Bang, Marry, Kill.Copy !req
859. Yeah, that felt like more
of a second feature.Copy !req
860. But, uh...
Amy turned me on to this memoir.Copy !req
861. Yeah, this main character, Beck...Copy !req
862. she really speaks to me, you know?Copy !req
863. - She just wanted to be loved.
- Mm.Copy !req
864. - She's worse than Eva Braun.
- Oh! Ugh!Copy !req
865. Anyway, just waiting for the deal points
to come through, but—Copy !req
866. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
867. Holy fuck.Copy !req
868. - No way.
- What?Copy !req
869. - Hold on.
- What happened?Copy !req
870. No way.Copy !req
871. Now they're saying
they think Henderson was murdered.Copy !req
872. Benji, Peach, Beck,
Ron, Jasper, Henderson...Copy !req
873. Well, if— if that's true,
a famous man like Henderson,Copy !req
874. they won't stop
until they find who did it, right?Copy !req
875. - Right.
- He won't get away with it.Copy !req
876. Murder has a way of following you.Copy !req