1. I take care of him
every single day.Copy !req
2. All day long. And you're gonna bawl me out
for one night with my friends?Copy !req
3. You think I'm stupid?Copy !req
4. - You think I'm gonna believe this shit?
- No. I think you're paranoid.Copy !req
5. You need help.Copy !req
6. I'm not done talking to you.Copy !req
7. - Don't touch me!
- Or what? What are you gonna do?Copy !req
8. - Let go of me. You're hurting me.
- You think I'm a fool?Copy !req
9. Is that what you think of me?Copy !req
10. - Why can't you just do right...
- No, please!Copy !req
11. and love me
like you're supposed to, huh?Copy !req
12. It's been said
that dreams are illustrationsCopy !req
13. from the book
your soul is writing about you.Copy !req
14. So why do I keep dreaming
about my childhood?Copy !req
15. Dr. Nicky would have said
I have unprocessed feelingsCopy !req
16. about how my parents
didn't take very good care of me.Copy !req
17. But now you do.Copy !req
18. In so many ways.Copy !req
19. Hey, you.Copy !req
20. You make me kinder,Copy !req
21. more selfless.Copy !req
22. You make me feel good.Copy !req
23. So good, I forget whatever darkness
resurfaced in my sleep.Copy !req
24. I lose myself in you,Copy !req
25. find myself through you,Copy !req
26. and when I'm with you,Copy !req
27. we're the only two people on Earth.Copy !req
28. It's Forty.Copy !req
29. Can that wait?Copy !req
30. No, I ignored him three times last night.Copy !req
31. Okay. Hey.Copy !req
32. Lovey, where you been?Copy !req
33. Uh, Phone died. What's up?Copy !req
34. Ted Hope is what's up.Copy !req
35. Ran into him at NeueHouse.Copy !req
36. Told him I am this close
to attaching Hendy to my new project,Copy !req
37. and he wants to see the full pitch.Copy !req
38. Can you even process that?Copy !req
39. That's great.Copy !req
40. That's really great.Copy !req
41. Now all I need to do is mind meld
with our idea machine, Will.Copy !req
42. You haven't heard from him, have you?Copy !req
43. He... um... hmm.Copy !req
44. Yeah, you know,
I haven't heard much from him.Copy !req
45. The guy must really not be feeling well.Copy !req
46. Yeah, poor guy. Oh.Copy !req
47. One other thing.Copy !req
48. My inner Sasquatch is coming out,Copy !req
49. so I'm gonna need you
to, uh, cut my hair before this meeting.Copy !req
50. Yeah, okay. Tomorrow afternoon?Copy !req
51. Yeah. Uh, why do you sound
so out of breath?Copy !req
52. I'm on the elliptical, you know. Gotta go.Copy !req
53. Old me would be annoyed
by such an intrusion.Copy !req
54. But new meCopy !req
55. - wasn't even fazed by it.Copy !req
56. - And you know why that is.
- Oh, right there!Copy !req
57. Because I finally feelCopy !req
58. like I'm becoming a better man.Copy !req
59. That's so fucking good!Copy !req
60. And it's all because of you.Copy !req
61. Didn't peg you for an outer space guy.Copy !req
62. Oh, it came with the apartment.Copy !req
63. Along with the pink, fuzzy pillows.Copy !req
64. Hey, you can see my house from here.Copy !req
65. - All the better to spy on you.Copy !req
66. Not that I've needed to
since I trust you completely.Copy !req
67. Let me guess.Copy !req
68. Forty?Copy !req
69. When you text him back just...Copy !req
70. don't tell him about us.Copy !req
71. But if your brother knew about us,
maybe he'd give us some space.Copy !req
72. Remind me again...Copy !req
73. why "us" is a secret.Copy !req
74. Whenever I start dating someone,Copy !req
75. Forty tends to feel threatened.Copy !req
76. You know, he doesn't have
many people to count onCopy !req
77. so he needs me.Copy !req
78. And his sobriety is always
the most fragile in the first...Copy !req
79. you know, right after he's slipped.Copy !req
80. Let's just give him a week or twoCopy !req
81. before we, you know,Copy !req
82. shove our euphoria in his face.Copy !req
83. Even your empathy is a turn-on.Copy !req
84. If you're euphoric now, just wait,Copy !req
85. just wait until Santa Barbara
this weekend.Copy !req
86. I know.Copy !req
87. And there goes Santa Barbara.Copy !req
88. What if...Copy !req
89. we take a rain checkCopy !req
90. on Santa Barbara?Copy !req
91. The more time you spend with him now,
the cooler he'll be when we do tell him.Copy !req
92. Anything for you, Love.Copy !req
93. I'm seeing him tomorrow night.Copy !req
94. Okay.Copy !req
95. Well, I guess that means
we'll have to make up for thatCopy !req
96. lost Santa Barbara sex some other way.Copy !req
97. So, this is what it feels like
to be nourished and at peace.Copy !req
98. Um what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
99. Working on a project?Copy !req
100. What project?Copy !req
101. I told you, I don't want—Copy !req
102. I'm not hanging out
with Henderson anymore.Copy !req
103. Why? What'd he do?Copy !req
104. He just drinks too much.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
105. This explains why she hasn't
been texting Henderson all week.Copy !req
106. Huge relief.Copy !req
107. Goetz's dad's girlfriend needs a PACopy !req
108. for a short that starts shooting
next week.Copy !req
109. Painfully derivative,
but a credit's a credit.Copy !req
110. Till then,Copy !req
111. I'm expressing myself through collage.Copy !req
112. I never thought I'd say this,
but I feel for Delilah.Copy !req
113. She's only trying to protect her sister
from the same sleazeballCopy !req
114. she fell victim to.Copy !req
115. Just... do not ruin my walls.Copy !req
116. Yeah, she so wants to be at power top.Copy !req
117. - Tell me about it.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
118. Can you believe she put
that spy software on my phone?Copy !req
119. Shit.Copy !req
120. - You sure it was her?
- Who else would it be?Copy !req
121. So you're not gonna tell her you know?Copy !req
122. Obviously not.Copy !req
123. It's way more useful
if she thinks it's still working.Copy !req
124. This is what I get
for trying to out-tech a teenager.Copy !req
125. It's a good thing I have another way
to keep tabs.Copy !req
126. Henderson's jacktop.Copy !req
127. Even if he's realized
it's gone missing by now,Copy !req
128. I've disabled Find My Friends,Copy !req
129. and he hasn't been diligent enough
to un-sync his IMs.Copy !req
130. Ellie hasn't fallen in line,Copy !req
131. she's gotten craftier.Copy !req
132. I could tell Delilah, but then
I'd have to explain how I know.Copy !req
133. Or I could take care of it.Copy !req
134. The brave, good, right thing to do,Copy !req
135. the kind of man you'd want me to be.Copy !req
136. People have secret rooms
to hide something shamefulCopy !req
137. and doubtless, illegal.Copy !req
138. If I find what Hendy's hiding,Copy !req
139. I can get him arrested and Ellie safe.Copy !req
140. I'll make you proud.Copy !req
141. With Hendy out of town,
perfect time to get back inside his house.Copy !req
142. But first, there's someone else
I have to take care of.Copy !req
143. Eat it up.Copy !req
144. I paid a lot
for those macrobiotic sea vegetables.Copy !req
145. Okay.Copy !req
146. Okay what?Copy !req
147. Okay, let's have the conversation.Copy !req
148. If I let you out...Copy !req
149. then what?Copy !req
150. Is this a joke?Copy !req
151. No, the only joke is me pretending
that keeping a man in a cageCopy !req
152. is helping me be my best self.Copy !req
153. No.Copy !req
154. What's your plan?Copy !req
155. My plan is...Copy !req
156. to forget any of this happened...Copy !req
157. and to live happily ever after
with Gigi in Manila.Copy !req
158. Gigi, Will's internet fiancée,Copy !req
159. a.k.a. least promising plan of all time.Copy !req
160. If you bring me the Beast Wars box
in my coat closet,Copy !req
161. I can make a fake passport,Copy !req
162. and you will never hear from me again.Copy !req
163. I have an idea.Copy !req
164. You like games.Copy !req
165. Love 'em, in other contexts, dude.Copy !req
166. Right.Copy !req
167. I will let you out...Copy !req
168. if you proveCopy !req
169. you'll never turn me in.Copy !req
170. Prove my loyalty?Copy !req
171. And how am I supposed to do that
from inside a cage?Copy !req
172. I don't know. You're smart.
I believe in you.Copy !req
173. Don't give up.Copy !req
174. You need something
to get your brain juices flowing.Copy !req
175. You need a project.Copy !req
176. What do you need this time?Copy !req
177. I need Henderson's home security disabled.Copy !req
178. - He's hiding something.Copy !req
179. Sounds familiar.Copy !req
180. You're gonna need a jammer.Copy !req
181. Question is which kind,Copy !req
182. so I'll need to know what system he's got.Copy !req
183. Oh, am I allowed to touch a laptopCopy !req
184. to help you...Copy !req
185. help me help you do this thing?Copy !req
186. Stop. That one.Copy !req
187. Is that a sign by the hedge?Copy !req
188. People put those signs around their house
to make them feel safeCopy !req
189. because they are, respectfully,Copy !req
190. idiots of the highest magnitude.Copy !req
191. 'Cause it only makes it easier
for people like meCopy !req
192. to find out which frequency
they're broadcasting on.Copy !req
193. Once you jam the frequency,Copy !req
194. all the sensors are disabled.Copy !req
195. Good ol' Hendy has obviously
never seen The Bling Ring.Copy !req
196. Okay, Hendy, where's the toy room?Copy !req
197. What is this? Like a Narnia situation?Copy !req
198. Oh, Mr. Tumnus.Copy !req
199. Huh.Copy !req
200. Wouldn't have pegged him
for a Dickens guy.Copy !req
201. Oh, how very supervillain-y.Copy !req
202. It's like Hendy's id
ate too much candy and pornCopy !req
203. and threw it all up.Copy !req
204. 'Cause nothing's worse
than a sex dungeon with dust bunnies.Copy !req
205. Could he be more obvious?Copy !req
206. Delilah was right.Copy !req
207. He's a bad man
who deserves to be punished.Copy !req
208. It's only fitting
that she break the story wide open.Copy !req
209. Come on.Copy !req
210. You can do this.Copy !req
211. - Attagirl, get to work.Copy !req
212. With Hendy being capably dealt with,Copy !req
213. I can go back to my Love bubble with you.Copy !req
214. No, you don't understand.Copy !req
215. - Oh, my God.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
216. - That is crazy.
Hey!Copy !req
217. - Look who I ran into.
- Hi.Copy !req
218. Old me might have been annoyed
by this coincidence,Copy !req
219. but your friends are refreshingly chill
and easy to talk to.Copy !req
220. I read in our Kundalini Cookbook
that golden milk is a life-changer.Copy !req
221. Into Kundalini, okay.Copy !req
222. Actually, I'm not, but Gabe is.Copy !req
223. Constantly retweets his guru.Copy !req
224. I mean, I'm just curious, I'm a novice.Copy !req
225. Oh, I can help you out with that.Copy !req
226. - Will it help my stress-induced gastritis?
- What?Copy !req
227. Oh, Emma showed up to set the other day
with her head and eyebrows shaved,Copy !req
228. so I spent the last 72 hours
emotionally blowing the directorCopy !req
229. just trying to get her, like, un-fired.Copy !req
230. - What've you done about the tummy stuff?
- Ashita..Copy !req
231. - Good.
- But she says it's a pitta imbalance,Copy !req
232. Of course.Copy !req
233. Yeah, but she refuses to do blood cleanse.Copy !req
234. - Because it tastes like fresh anus.Copy !req
235. Did she just say "blood cleanse"?Copy !req
236. Tell me you're doing reiki. Come on.Copy !req
237. Or, you know, cupping will help.Copy !req
238. This is great, but it's not
gonna work because, hello,Copy !req
239. it's past life trauma.Copy !req
240. Always.Copy !req
241. Shit, that wasn't a joke. Say
something. Say something, anything.Copy !req
242. Have you tried going to the doctor?Copy !req
243. Like, a Western medicine doctor?Copy !req
244. I'm kidding.Copy !req
245. I'm obviously kidding.Copy !req
246. - That's funny.Copy !req
247. I mean, everyone
has their own lens, right?Copy !req
248. Of course.Copy !req
249. You're disappointed.Copy !req
250. I flunked, I embarrassed you.
How do I fix this?Copy !req
251. Okay, can we just tell 'em?Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. We didn't accidentally run into you guys.Copy !req
254. - We planned it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
255. - Surprise!
- Really?Copy !req
256. - Yeah.
- Well...Copy !req
257. If I didn't know you better,
I'd call that a sneaky,Copy !req
258. insecure Beck kind of move.Copy !req
259. Do I know you better?Copy !req
260. Okay, so...Copy !req
261. I just thought...Copy !req
262. that if I was going to meet
your insanely tight inner circle,Copy !req
263. you know, I would get in my headCopy !req
264. and, like, research everyone, and...Copy !req
265. I just wanted you
to be able to be relaxed.Copy !req
266. You did this for me.Copy !req
267. Okay.Copy !req
268. Then can someone please tell me
what the hell a pitta imbalance is?Copy !req
269. - Oh, yes.
- Oh, honey.Copy !req
270. I thought you would never ask. Um,Copy !req
271. it's usually stress-induced...Copy !req
272. I love him.Copy !req
273. And just like that,Copy !req
274. I'm part of the tribe.Copy !req
275. No longer on the outside looking in,
thanks to you.Copy !req
276. Did you invite him?Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. Hey, Forty, I thought it was your day off.Copy !req
279. Just coming in for my green juice.Copy !req
280. - Well, join us. Grab a bun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. Wait, Love, weren't you checking out
agave wholesalers today?Copy !req
282. Yeah, I was going to
and then we all ran into each other.Copy !req
283. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
284. Why don't you just sit down?Copy !req
285. Why?Copy !req
286. So you can lie to my face right now?Copy !req
287. Yeah, I've been knowing
that you two were hooking up.Copy !req
288. And I was just waiting
for you to come clean.Copy !req
289. And you don't even have the decencyCopy !req
290. to invite me to your coming-out brunch.Copy !req
291. We can talk when I cut your hair—Copy !req
292. No, you're not touching my hair!Copy !req
293. Forty, this is not the time or place.
You need to stop it now.Copy !req
294. Hey, hey. Just let him go.Copy !req
295. What Forty needs are boundaries.Copy !req
296. - Oh!Copy !req
297. It isn't him.Copy !req
298. He's punishing me.Copy !req
299. God.Copy !req
300. I hope he's not drinking.Copy !req
301. I should— I should text his sponsor.Copy !req
302. Honestly, you could both
use some boundaries.Copy !req
303. But I don't blame you.
Every one of us has a blind spot.Copy !req
304. - No.Copy !req
305. I shouldn't.Copy !req
306. This is crazy.Copy !req
307. I am... crazy!Copy !req
308. You're not crazy.Copy !req
309. You are trying to be a good sister.Copy !req
310. Here is where old me would suggest
you need to distance yourself,Copy !req
311. even if that meant pushing Forty
further toward the edge.Copy !req
312. Then why do I feel so shitty?Copy !req
313. But new me, the me I'm becoming
because of you,Copy !req
314. is going to make this better for you, me,
and Forty.Copy !req
315. Forty wants to be—Copy !req
316. Can you just...?Copy !req
317. Forty wants to be included.Copy !req
318. All right? So let's include him.Copy !req
319. Standing Sunday brunch thing.Copy !req
320. Beach day once a month.Copy !req
321. - Once.Copy !req
322. Yeah, I think he would really like that.Copy !req
323. Starting now,
I'm gonna be a better friend.Copy !req
324. I'm gonna help him come up
with a killer pitch.Copy !req
325. Busier he is with a viable project,
the less dependent he'll be on you.Copy !req
326. I cannot ask you to do that.Copy !req
327. You didn't. It would be my honor.Copy !req
328. Aw, man.Copy !req
329. That...Copy !req
330. That was heaven.Copy !req
331. That was medicine.Copy !req
332. They should bottle you, Delilah.Copy !req
333. They should.Copy !req
334. You okay?Copy !req
335. What? Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
336. You sure? You seem...Copy !req
337. kinda distant.Copy !req
338. I'm sorry,
are we that kind of fuck buddy now?Copy !req
339. You know, we can talk about real stuff...Copy !req
340. without violating
the fuck buddy code of ethics.Copy !req
341. It's— It's been done.Copy !req
342. Okay. Um...Copy !req
343. I am... dealing with a thing.Copy !req
344. And I could actually use
some professional advice.Copy !req
345. Like from... Yeah, of course.Copy !req
346. But like so fucking off the record,
it's not even funny.Copy !req
347. Okay, OTR, I got it.Copy !req
348. Okay.Copy !req
349. Someone anonymously...Copy !req
350. sent me some photos that I know for a factCopy !req
351. were taken by a certain
high-profile celebrity.Copy !req
352. And some of the girls in the photos,Copy !req
353. maybe all...Copy !req
354. are underage.Copy !req
355. That prick you've been trying to nail,
Henderson.Copy !req
356. Maybe one of your sources
is trying to give you some more ammo.Copy !req
357. Maybe.Copy !req
358. I want to write the exposé. I want to...Copy !req
359. nail his one remaining ball
to the ceiling, but...Copy !req
360. the more that I think about it...Copy !req
361. I'm one of the girls.Copy !req
362. Oh, no, man, Delilah—Copy !req
363. And if I break the story,
and it comes out laterCopy !req
364. that the same thing happened to me,
then I lose all credibility.Copy !req
365. The whole story just gets picked apart.Copy !req
366. I could take the photos into Sex Crimes.Copy !req
367. I'll say that I got them anonymously.Copy !req
368. Yeah, so some star-fucker cops
can get paid off to bury them? Yeah.Copy !req
369. I know the right people
to talk to, Delilah.Copy !req
370. Don't you trust me?Copy !req
371. Okay.Copy !req
372. Come on, people must have told you
you look like a model.Copy !req
373. - We should get a drink sometime.
- You're single?Copy !req
374. It's complicated.Copy !req
375. I'm going out of town tomorrow,
but I could take you out tonight.Copy !req
376. Tonight doesn't work,
but how about now?Copy !req
377. Seems like you've got
your hands full already.Copy !req
378. Oh, he's a big boy.Copy !req
379. I'm gonna need you to stay here for a bit.Copy !req
380. Read your book. I'll be back.Copy !req
381. - Don't go too short like last time, okay?
- I'm not.Copy !req
382. You asked me to do this.Copy !req
383. Top of the morning, will.I.am.Copy !req
384. I hope we didn't wake you.Copy !req
385. I hope we did.Copy !req
386. So I can apologize
for losing my shit yesterday.Copy !req
387. Oh, it's already forgotten.Copy !req
388. You are one magnanimous motherfucker.Copy !req
389. And we...Copy !req
390. are going to make a great team.Copy !req
391. Right. I told Forty that you said
you would help him with his project.Copy !req
392. - Only so I can have more of you.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
393. Schweet.Copy !req
394. I had to push the Ted Hope meeting
because I was irate after...Copy !req
395. Well, we don't need to talk
about the brunch anymore.Copy !req
396. Uh, but It's fine. I'll pitch him
when he gets back from South By.Copy !req
397. Sounds like a plan.Copy !req
398. But you and I should get started
this afternoon.Copy !req
399. - Okay.
- Also, Lovey said somethingCopy !req
400. about all of us going
to the beach later today?Copy !req
401. Oh, right.Copy !req
402. Sooner than I'd care to, but...Copy !req
403. Great.Copy !req
404. But I need Love...Copy !req
405. to go with me
to buy a new suit for the pitch.Copy !req
406. Sure, let's go shopping.Copy !req
407. No, like, just me and Love.Copy !req
408. I get self-conscious
when I go suit shopping because of...Copy !req
409. my thighs.Copy !req
410. Forty, Will and I have plans.Copy !req
411. It's fine. Will doesn't mind.Copy !req
412. Do you, old sport?Copy !req
413. Your brother is a monster.Copy !req
414. Not at all.Copy !req
415. Happy shopping.Copy !req
416. Becoming a better person
is way more aggravating than I thought,Copy !req
417. but I'm still going to find a way
to help your brother.Copy !req
418. How's book one?Copy !req
419. Margarita just rescued the rape victim
from eternal damnation.Copy !req
420. So, uh, you know... light beach reading.Copy !req
421. That's the book guy?Copy !req
422. He doesn't play for your team.Copy !req
423. No fair. You already have Hendy
so why do you get all the hot zaddies?Copy !req
424. Okay, first,Copy !req
425. Will is like a eunuch to me.Copy !req
426. And Hendy?Copy !req
427. He is not my zaddy either.Copy !req
428. Which reminds me,Copy !req
429. I'm going to his screening tonight.Copy !req
430. Text me and invite me to sleep over
so D thinks I'm at your place.Copy !req
431. Thank you.Copy !req
432. Why hasn't Delilah
gotten Henderson arrested yet?Copy !req
433. Flaming Hot Cheetos.Copy !req
434. Stress food, very bad sign.Copy !req
435. Management should really get that fixed.Copy !req
436. What do you need, Apartment Three?Copy !req
437. Just wanted to make sure
you got that envelope on your doorstep.Copy !req
438. How did you know about that?Copy !req
439. I saw a girl drop it off.Copy !req
440. What'd she look like?Copy !req
441. I saw her from behind.
She had a... hoodie.Copy !req
442. Why?Copy !req
443. Nothing.Copy !req
444. Doesn't seem like nothing.Copy !req
445. Hey, is someone harassing you?Copy !req
446. No.Copy !req
447. Delilah, I've seen the look on your face.
If someone is bothering you, just—Copy !req
448. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
449. If someone is bothering you,
go to the cops.Copy !req
450. - I'll go with you.
- Would you relax? Nobody's stalking me.Copy !req
451. This is about Henderson.Copy !req
452. The woman you saw dropped
his kiddie porn photos on my doorstep.Copy !req
453. Well, this is great, right?Copy !req
454. I showed 'em to a cop,
and he said they're uselessCopy !req
455. and he can't do shit with them
because Henderson's not in them.Copy !req
456. And the backdrop's completely nondescript.Copy !req
457. Bastard's smart.Copy !req
458. - Shit. Shit, shit, shit!
- So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
459. Stick 'em in a drawer until somebody else
blows the whistle on him.Copy !req
460. If the police had found them on Henderson
or in Henderson's house,Copy !req
461. then they could've made a case,
but as it is...Copy !req
462. whoever swiped them
bungled the shit out of this.Copy !req
463. Double fuck!Copy !req
464. Promised to help your brother,
but now I have to make sureCopy !req
465. Ellie doesn't
walk into the jaws of perversion.Copy !req
466. I'll have to keep it short with Forty.Copy !req
467. Sit down.Copy !req
468. In the end,Copy !req
469. our guy has to murder all three women.Copy !req
470. It's like... the ultimate irony.Copy !req
471. So what do you think?Copy !req
472. That it sounds like the most
anti-feminist horror film in history,Copy !req
473. - which is saying a lot.
- I think it's really good.Copy !req
474. You don't think it gets wonky
in the middle?Copy !req
475. - No.
- You don't think we need to, like,Copy !req
476. spitball that page 90 shit?Copy !req
477. He's not going to let me leave
until I say...Copy !req
478. Honestly, I think it's genius.Copy !req
479. Okay...Copy !req
480. don't throw the G word around
if you don't mean it, Will.Copy !req
481. - I do.
- I knew it.Copy !req
482. Man, I wish I could go
to South By Pitch Fest tomorrow.Copy !req
483. It's fine.Copy !req
484. Gives us more time
to work the dough, right?Copy !req
485. I think we are on a roll.Copy !req
486. I think... we should go all night?Copy !req
487. How do I get out now
without this six-foot-one babyCopy !req
488. throwing a tantrum?Copy !req
489. No, no.
You don't want to overwork the dough.Copy !req
490. I think you should go to South By tonight.Copy !req
491. Pitch it tomorrow.Copy !req
492. - For reals?
- Take the red-eye.Copy !req
493. You said Ted Hope is there, right?Copy !req
494. Show him you're in demand.Copy !req
495. Start a bidding war.Copy !req
496. - Fuck yeah.
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
497. - I'm gonna do it.
- Good for you.Copy !req
498. Where you been?Copy !req
499. At the market.Copy !req
500. For four hours?Copy !req
501. You should ask your son.Copy !req
502. He wanted to play hide-and-seek
and scare Mommy.Copy !req
503. I'm gonna get the rest of the groceries.Copy !req
504. You're old enough to know that your mom...Copy !req
505. sometimes accidentally tells a little lie.Copy !req
506. But I know you always tell the truth.Copy !req
507. Come here, Joey.Copy !req
508. Come here.Copy !req
509. Pain, it can make people truthful.Copy !req
510. Hey.Copy !req
511. What you doing with that rope?Copy !req
512. Don't worry, it's for Henderson.Copy !req
513. Uh-huh...Copy !req
514. And what exactly
are you planning to do to him?Copy !req
515. Gonna get him to confess on video,Copy !req
516. ruin his career, and get him arrested.Copy !req
517. Why? What'd you think I was gonna say?Copy !req
518. Someone else, not you...Copy !req
519. a less stable person might see...Copy !req
520. Hendy's depravity
as justification for killing him.Copy !req
521. That's not me.Copy !req
522. I know.Copy !req
523. I know it's not.Copy !req
524. You're thoughtful, controlled...Copy !req
525. The more I learn about you,Copy !req
526. the more clearly I see
the answer to your question.Copy !req
527. How can you...Copy !req
528. be sure I'll be loyal once you let me out?Copy !req
529. The answer is...Copy !req
530. there is no answer.Copy !req
531. No matter what I say, you will never
be sure if I'll turn you in.Copy !req
532. But I need to be sure, Love, for us.Copy !req
533. Hold on.Copy !req
534. I know you want to do the right thingCopy !req
535. or you wouldn't have asked at all.Copy !req
536. I've done business with bad people,
you're not them.Copy !req
537. You...Copy !req
538. do bad things when you feel trappedCopy !req
539. or, key, to protect someone, which...Copy !req
540. we all hope we would have the courage
to do that.Copy !req
541. To me, that makes you more good than bad.Copy !req
542. I think you're a good man.Copy !req
543. You could kill Henderson,Copy !req
544. but you're letting justice
take its course.Copy !req
545. That's what a good man would do.Copy !req
546. He's biased, but I hope he's right.Copy !req
547. But to really be good, Joe,Copy !req
548. you have to let me out of here.Copy !req
549. Another impossible puzzle, Love,Copy !req
550. but for you, I'll try to solve anything.Copy !req
551. It's not the best time,
but you always come first.Copy !req
552. Hey, you.Copy !req
553. Did you tell Forty
to take a red-eye to South By?Copy !req
554. I may have mentioned it, yeah.Copy !req
555. I really wish you would have asked me.
Film fests are tough on his sobriety.Copy !req
556. I didn't realize that, I'm sorry.Copy !req
557. I appreciate that,
but it still feels weird,Copy !req
558. like you were trying
to get him out of townCopy !req
559. so that you wouldn't have
to deal with him.Copy !req
560. Being attracted to very smart women
is a double-edged sword.Copy !req
561. - I would never do that.
- He said you used the words "bidding war."Copy !req
562. I should lie.Copy !req
563. Half-truths just end up getting me burned
so I should lie.Copy !req
564. Will, please do not make this worse
by lying to me.Copy !req
565. I have to because I can't tell you
the whole truth,Copy !req
566. which happens to be I did it
to save someone helpless.Copy !req
567. Speaking of, need to stop her, now.Copy !req
568. Hello? Are you there?Copy !req
569. Yeah, I'm— I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
570. You're right.Copy !req
571. I just wasn't thinking. I messed up.Copy !req
572. And from now on, I'll do better.Copy !req
573. I promise.Copy !req
574. That is what I needed to hear.Copy !req
575. Now I have to go.
I don't want to miss my flight.Copy !req
576. - Your flight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. I'm going to be Forty's sober companion
at South By.Copy !req
578. Kill me now.
Kill Forty, kill everything.Copy !req
579. - Have a great trip.
- Call you from Austin.Copy !req
580. Perfect. Now I have to get Ellie out
of Henderson's, then get his confession.Copy !req
581. I'm not sure how to do either.Copy !req
582. What could go wrong?Copy !req
583. - @Ellie-Eyeballs, hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
584. So bad news.
Jonah's girl came down with the fluCopy !req
585. and Jonah's the one with the print,Copy !req
586. so no screening tonight. Sorry.Copy !req
587. Here, I'll call you an Uber.Copy !req
588. Wait, dude, I came all this way.Copy !req
589. We can still hang.Copy !req
590. I can show you my short.Copy !req
591. It's still in progress, but—Copy !req
592. Listen, we're friends and it's cool.Copy !req
593. I mean, you're massively cool, but...Copy !req
594. you're also 15,Copy !req
595. so we're not hanging out
in my house alone.Copy !req
596. What is his game here?Copy !req
597. Okay, neurotic.Copy !req
598. I'm not some random girl child.Copy !req
599. And you said for weeks
you would watch my short.Copy !req
600. All right, fine.Copy !req
601. But you have to promise me
you won't tell anybodyCopy !req
602. that you were here alone with me, okay?
'Cause it's kinda—Copy !req
603. I get it.Copy !req
604. I'm a vault. Scout's honor.Copy !req
605. Oh, this is his clever trick
to make her feel safe,Copy !req
606. like she chose.Copy !req
607. - You're a filmmaker.Copy !req
608. I saw some Rear Window
and a little bit of...Copy !req
609. Florida Project, but with your own pathos.Copy !req
610. I— I think you could've
held on the last image a bit longer.Copy !req
611. That's what I was thinking.Copy !req
612. I'm proud of you, Eyeballs.
Now I really wanna hear your feature idea.Copy !req
613. Great. I've got a whole pitch prepared—Copy !req
614. And I have, like, a super early morning.Copy !req
615. Dude, ten minutes.Copy !req
616. It's right up your alley
and I think you'll like it enoughCopy !req
617. to share it
with your producing partners, really.Copy !req
618. Well, I never pitch without
at least one Scotch in me for luck,Copy !req
619. so in your case, what do you want? Juice?Copy !req
620. Uh, yeah, I'll take a watermelon.Copy !req
621. Okay.Copy !req
622. No alcohol. Interesting.Copy !req
623. And a twist of GHB
for roofie-ing the teenaged girl.Copy !req
624. What the heck?Copy !req
625. A little piece of advice: don't get a cat.Copy !req
626. Here.Copy !req
627. Cheers.Copy !req
628. To making art.Copy !req
629. To his dose kicking in first,
which it will.Copy !req
630. It's a hell of a lot stronger.Copy !req
631. All right.Copy !req
632. What the fuck. Hey.Copy !req
633. Hey, hey.Copy !req
634. Huh? What?Copy !req
635. Easy, easy. You're gonna hurt yourself.Copy !req
636. Who are you?Copy !req
637. Untie me!Copy !req
638. - Oh, white male celebrity privilege.
- Help me! Help! Help me!Copy !req
639. You know this room is soundproof.Copy !req
640. - You built it to be soundproof.
- Help me!Copy !req
641. Help me!Copy !req
642. I'm going to help you after you confessCopy !req
643. to what you've been hiding
in this little...Copy !req
644. secret room.Copy !req
645. Secret room? What...?Copy !req
646. You mean this room
that everybody knows about?Copy !req
647. This is just standard, mass-produced
Pleasure Chest kink.Copy !req
648. It's not illegal.Copy !req
649. Hiding his real perversion
behind healthy fetishes is smartCopy !req
650. and evil.Copy !req
651. I'm not talking about kink,Copy !req
652. I'm talking about your thing
for underage girls.Copy !req
653. Like the one upstairs, for starters.Copy !req
654. Ellie? I never touched her.Copy !req
655. I don't have a thing for underaged girls.
This is insane!Copy !req
656. The pictures in your cigar box
suggest otherwise!Copy !req
657. Those aren't mine.Copy !req
658. I'm holding them for a friend, all right?
He knows he needs help.Copy !req
659. I'm not gonna kill him.Copy !req
660. Just scare him into telling the truth.Copy !req
661. What are you doing?
No, what are you doing?Copy !req
662. No, no no! What do you want?
What do you want?Copy !req
663. - Ow!
- No, no! What do you want?Copy !req
664. You know what I want.Copy !req
665. The truth.Copy !req
666. Okay, okay!
They're mine, they're mine!Copy !req
667. Okay, I— I never touched them, I swear.Copy !req
668. They would fall asleep
and I would take their tops off,Copy !req
669. snap a few photos, which I wouldn't
share with anyone, and then...Copy !req
670. Who gets hurt? Nobody.
They don't even remember.Copy !req
671. Delilah remembers.Copy !req
672. You're wrong.Copy !req
673. And if you believe any
of what you just said, you're sick.Copy !req
674. These are kids.Copy !req
675. Listen, man,
if I did this to your girlfriend...Copy !req
676. a long time ago or something,
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
677. I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
678. I can pay you both.Copy !req
679. I don't want your money.Copy !req
680. I want your confession on video.Copy !req
681. What?Copy !req
682. I can't do that.Copy !req
683. That would destroy me.
I'd lose everything.Copy !req
684. Oh...Copy !req
685. You deserve to.Copy !req
686. No, no, no! Okay, okay, okay!
I'll do it, I'll do it! Please.Copy !req
687. Remember...Copy !req
688. this is of your own volition.Copy !req
689. Okay.Copy !req
690. Don't look so scared. Take a breath.Copy !req
691. Now, look into the camera.Copy !req
692. What do you want me to say? What, I'm...?Copy !req
693. I'm a sicko?Copy !req
694. Okay, fine, I'm— I'm bad.Copy !req
695. All right, I'm disgusting.Copy !req
696. What, do you think I like this shit?Copy !req
697. My stepdad, he— he touched me.Copy !req
698. Stop that.Copy !req
699. When I told my mom about it,
she made me promise not to tell anyone.Copy !req
700. - No, stop. I don't want stories.
- All this started when I was nine.Copy !req
701. - I was only nine years old.
- Henderson— Henderson, shut up.Copy !req
702. - This happened to you too, didn't it?
- No. No, no, no.Copy !req
703. - That's why you're doing this?
- No.Copy !req
704. You hate yourself
so you're trying to destroy me?Copy !req
705. I'm warning you.Copy !req
706. - We're the same.
- No, no...Copy !req
707. I'm nothing... like you.Copy !req
708. I know you. You...Copy !req
709. You're from my party, right?
You're Forty's friend.Copy !req
710. You were trying to help him,
you were trying to be a hero.Copy !req
711. Is that what you think this is, huh?Copy !req
712. You feel like you're a piece of shit
so you're trying to be a hero.Copy !req
713. - That's enough.
- Ruining my life is not gonna save youCopy !req
714. from your demons, all right?
What we went through, this shit stays.Copy !req
715. No amount of sex or drugs
or success or religionCopy !req
716. or surviving fucking ball cancer,Copy !req
717. that's not gonna save you, okay?
Nothing can.Copy !req
718. He's trying to get in my head.Copy !req
719. - Love can.
- We're nothing alike.Copy !req
720. Love is the biggest phony of them all.Copy !req
721. You want something real?
An orgasm is real.Copy !req
722. He's desperate.Copy !req
723. He's trying to win with words and ideas
that add up to nothing,Copy !req
724. but the truth: he is bad.Copy !req
725. Someone needs to stop him
and he knows it.Copy !req
726. No.Copy !req
727. No, this isn't me.Copy !req
728. This isn't me anymore.Copy !req
729. I didn't want to do that.
I didn't do that.Copy !req
730. Get it together.Copy !req
731. A suicide.Copy !req
732. He slit his wrist, regretted it...Copy !req
733. went for help, fell going up the stairs.Copy !req
734. No, no no no, can't have another
jar of urine scenario.Copy !req
735. Shit.Copy !req
736. Hendy?Copy !req
737. All right, later, loser.Copy !req
738. I'm leaving.Copy !req
739. I just have to clean up my blood.Copy !req
740. No, no, no!
That is my blood mixing with his.Copy !req
741. The robots are not our friends.Copy !req
742. This can still look
like an ill-conceived suicide.Copy !req
743. I just need to clean what got smearedCopy !req
744. while leaving the rest alone.Copy !req
745. I can still be good.Copy !req
746. Tonight was just a setback.
Everyone has setbacks.Copy !req
747. Okay, okay. Be cool.Copy !req
748. - Is there a problem, officer?
- You were illegally crossing, sir.Copy !req
749. A little late
to be taking out the trash, huh?Copy !req
750. What's in the bag?Copy !req
751. Stuff... for Goodwill.Copy !req
752. This is it, the end of our story.Copy !req
753. Hendy was right, I was delusional
to think love could save me.Copy !req
754. What the...?Copy !req
755. These are limited edition.Copy !req
756. They're too... big.Copy !req
757. They're yours if you want 'em.Copy !req
758. All right, here.Copy !req
759. I was gonna write you up
for jaywalking, but, uh...Copy !req
760. you can go.Copy !req
761. I've been spared.Copy !req
762. I've been saved,
and there has to be a reason for that.Copy !req
763. Maybe it's because Hendy was wrong.Copy !req
764. Love is real, and I have more to give.Copy !req
765. Hey, man, uh, can I get a Texas Trio?Copy !req
766. And the bread, is that gluten-free?Copy !req
767. Do you have gluten-free bread?
Could you work that out for me?Copy !req
768. - Yeah, we got that. No problem.Copy !req
769. How are you, dude?Copy !req
770. Good. Just getting my grub on.Copy !req
771. Gonna go on a a diet for sure.Copy !req
772. Maybe it's because I help peopleCopy !req
773. who need someone to look out for them.Copy !req
774. Growing up,Copy !req
775. I felt unsafe.Copy !req
776. Powerless.Copy !req
777. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
778. You kept Mama's secret.Copy !req
779. Joey, you're such a good boy.Copy !req
780. Do you want to know another secret?Copy !req
781. One of these days...Copy !req
782. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch.Copy !req
783. All your fake passport stuff,Copy !req
784. everything you need.Copy !req
785. You're...Copy !req
786. letting me out?Copy !req
787. This might be the dumbest mistake
I've ever made,Copy !req
788. but if Will's right,Copy !req
789. it's also the one thing that will prove...Copy !req
790. that I'm good.Copy !req
791. I knew it.Copy !req
792. I knew you'd do the right thing.Copy !req
793. I can rest now, Love,Copy !req
794. knowing I'm the man you want me to beCopy !req
795. and the bad is behind us.Copy !req
796. - You ready?
- Yeah, but we need to buy another ticket.Copy !req
797. I met this, uh,
total smokeshow at breakfast.Copy !req
798. We were both reaching for the queso,Copy !req
799. and it was, like, this...Copy !req
800. insane destiny moment.Copy !req
801. That's not like you.Copy !req
802. I know. Um, I just...Copy !req
803. Look, I've never felt
like this before, okay?Copy !req
804. Just, like, instantly, like...
Oh, my God, there she is.Copy !req
805. You look amazing.Copy !req
806. Um, this— this is my sister, Love.Copy !req
807. Hi.Copy !req
808. I'm Amy.Copy !req