1. Previously on
Yellowjackets...
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2. You are pregnant, right?
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3. When did you fall out of love
with Dad?
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4. - There's a lot of baggage.
- Baggage.
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5. You mean Jackie.
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6. Sammy, you painted
a word on our front door.
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7. You want to tell us why?
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8. The bad one did it, the lady in the tree.
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9. No matter what gets written on my door,
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10. I am staying in this race.
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11. I don't know what you think
you're doing, but, um...
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12. I've got my eye on you.
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13. Does that look like wax?
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14. Travis did not put it there.
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15. Who would do that? Why?
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16. "Gather $50K cash."
I'm calling Shauna.
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17. We should have a séance.
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18. - You must spill blood.
- Blood?
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19. The oil tanker leaked
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20. approximately 11 million gallons of oil.
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21. There's no way gas prices won't go up.
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22. Exxon Valdez is gonna pay
billions in cleanup,
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23. but you know
who's really gonna foot the bill?
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24. We are. Right at the pump.
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25. For more
on this story, here's Matt Stone.
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26. Not only did the spill decimate
the wildlife of Prince William Sound,
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27. but it drastically damaged
the local Alaskan industries
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28. and its communities.
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29. Christ, Lottie, stop it! That's enough.
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30. It's just getting worse.
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31. You saw what happened, Malcolm.
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32. - I can't listen to this.
- Why can't you accept
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33. the possibility that there are things
in this world we don't understand?
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34. Our daughter didn't save us,
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35. because she can't see the future.
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36. Lottie is sick, and we are taking her
to a psychiatrist.
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37. That's the end of it.
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38. Seriously?
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39. How the fuck are there no fucking berries?
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40. The birds could be
picking them off.
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41. Or-or mice.
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42. I'd eat the crap out of a mouse right now.
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43. - Ew.
- Gross.
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44. You know, some animals live off
eating their own vomit.
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45. Okay. Thanks for that image, Lot.
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46. Did Dead Cabin Guy tell you that,
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47. or do you guys just chat
about blood and stuff?
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48. No, we mostly talk about
how Danny Mears dumped you
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49. for his own cousin.
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50. Hey, they're second cousins.
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51. And that's totally legal, you know.
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52. Hey, look, ignore Mari, okay?
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53. I don't think she's taken a shit
in, like, two weeks.
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54. Yeah.
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55. Are you okay?
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56. What's wrong?
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57. Nothing.
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58. It-it... it's fine.
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59. Okay.
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60. Shauna?
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61. Randy.
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62. - Are you staying here?
- Yeah.
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63. Tammy kicked me out.
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64. We're going through one
of our little "divorces" right now.
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65. - Ah.
- She'll come around.
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66. Might be cheaper to keep her.
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67. - Know what I'm saying?
- Yup.
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68. Are... you staying here?
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69. Um, no. What? No.
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70. Um, oh, sure, because, um,
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71. my, uh, book club...
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72. meets at the coffee shop
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73. on Lincoln, so,
you know what parking is like.
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74. It's just so crazy, so...
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75. And don't rat me out.
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76. Hey, I'm no narc.
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77. Check this out.
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78. - Wow.
- Wiskayok High 'till I die!
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79. Buzz, buzz, buzz. Yup.
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80. All right, all right, listen,
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81. give Jeff a big man hug from me.
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82. - Sure.
- You two.
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83. You're the real deal. Jeff's a lucky man.
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84. Well, uh, good luck with Tammy.
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85. Thanks.
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86. You look like shit.
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87. Uh, well, back at you.
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88. How's Jeff?
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89. Is he still hocking futons?
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90. Okay, no, no, no.
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91. We're not doing this, okay?
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92. Not after all the shit we've been through.
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93. Now, we got a situation here.
We're gonna deal with it.
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94. Together.
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95. Okay, fine. What's-what's going on?
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96. Is that Travis?
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97. Someone strung him up
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98. and then tried to cover their tracks.
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99. We think it's the same person
who's blackmailing us.
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100. What? Blackmail?
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101. But you didn't...
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102. get one of these?
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103. What?
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104. No. What do they want?
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105. Fifty grand in cash
to keep their mouth shut.
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106. We're not sure exactly
what they know, but...
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107. I sure as hell don't want to find out.
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108. You both got one?
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109. Misty did, too.
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110. I mean, it's got to be someone
from the team, right?
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111. Like, who else would know about this?
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112. That reporter.
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113. Wait, wait. I thought I told you
to take care of her.
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114. I threatened a lawsuit.
I told her to back off.
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115. Fuck this.
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116. What are you doing?
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117. I'm gonna bring Jessica Roberts...
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118. great fake name, by the way... to us.
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119. And I'll just say,
"Oh, I'm ready to tell my story."
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120. No, because if it is not her,
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121. then we are just handing her
the exact kind of story she's looking for.
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122. Yeah, Shauna's right, Nat. Please.
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123. Please, just put the phone down.
Stop it. Stop it!
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124. - Natalie.
- Fucking put the phone down.
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125. You know I don't like when you yell at me.
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126. - Can you get the money?
- I'm working on it.
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127. Once you do,
we put a GPS tracker in with the cash,
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128. and that way we can follow it and see who,
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129. what we're-we're dealing with...
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130. together.
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131. I cannot believe I'm about to say this,
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132. but should we loop Misty in?
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133. No. She could be part of this.
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134. Well, she did take me to see Travis,
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135. but first she fucked with my car.
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136. Still, she's been helping me
to figure it all out.
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137. Oh, yeah, 'cause, naturally.
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138. Um, is there anything else
I should know about,
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139. or does the blackmail,
Travis maybe being murdered,
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140. and this one playing buddy cop
with Misty fucking Quigley
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141. just about cover it?
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142. See you tomorrow, Val.
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143. - I'm bringing cronuts.
- Great.
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144. Shauna? Shauna?
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145. You ready to go? Brunch with the Taylors?
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146. Oh, no. That's not until Tuesday.
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147. No, brunch is today, Wednesday.
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148. Do you think it's Monday?
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149. Do you not want to go to this thing?
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150. Course I want to go.
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151. It's her birthday.
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152. Jackie was my best friend.
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153. Shauna.
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154. Shauna, breathe with me.
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155. There we go.
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156. Okay. It's crowning.
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157. Push! Push!
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158. Oh.
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159. He's so beautiful, just like his father.
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160. "Boob"?
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161. Are you five?
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162. Yeah, I write what I know.
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163. Is that even a word,
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164. - or are you just feeling me up?
- Concentrate.
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165. You always win, anyway.
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166. Yeah. Why do you think I like to play?
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167. Jesus, Tai.
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168. Treat me like a lady.
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169. I don't know how they got so dirty.
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170. Well, you're forgiven
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171. if I get another turn.
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172. Oh.
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173. Shh. Shh.
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174. Scared of what other people think?
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175. Nope. Just not interested in the drama.
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176. Oh. Drama.
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177. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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178. They are gonna find out eventually.
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179. You know that, right?
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180. Not if we get the hell out of here.
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181. What?
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182. I want to go look for help.
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183. Okay, um,
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184. we are surrounded
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185. by hundreds of miles of wilderness.
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186. How do you know that for sure?
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187. What if there's, like, a town,
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188. or an outpost or something
closer than we think?
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189. It's not like we're on an island.
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190. If we head south
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191. - long enough, eventually...
- Tai. Tai.
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192. You go tearing off into the woods,
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193. how the fuck are you gonna survive?
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194. I don't know.
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195. But I know what'll happen if we stay.
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196. Hey. Where have you been?
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197. Had to pee.
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198. What are you doing up?
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199. Bad dream.
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200. What was it this time?
A cheeseburger-baby?
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201. I never should have
told you about that.
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202. What am I gonna do, Tai?
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203. I heard Katie Lindstrom did it
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204. with the underwire of her bra last year.
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205. Have you lost your mind? You'll die.
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206. I'll probably die either way.
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207. I'm in the middle of nowhere,
and the ob-gyn on call
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208. is Misty fucking Quigley.
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209. At least this way I won't die
having my best friend...
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210. What... were you about to say?
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211. Shauna?
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212. That at least this way I won't die
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213. having my best friend's boyfriend's baby.
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214. It's Jeff's?
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215. Whoa.
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216. Okay.
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217. I mean...
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218. Wow. Yeah.
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219. But still, Shauna, it's not worth dying
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220. to keep Jackie from finding out.
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221. I have a plan, all right?
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222. To head south and find help.
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223. So just wait.
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224. Please. Promise me
you won't do anything stupid.
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225. Here we go.
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226. Ta-da.
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227. - Oh, wow.
- Ah. Mmm.
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228. I know it's silly to do this every year,
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229. but it's not a real birthday
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230. - without presents.
- Oh.
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231. Thank you.
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232. Oh.
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233. - Oh. Yup.
- Yeah.
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234. It's... She's got little babies.
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235. That is nice. That's very pretty.
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236. It's-it's lovely.
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237. Jackie just adored rabbits.
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238. Dig in before it gets cold.
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239. - Great.
- Deal.
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240. You two have an anniversary
coming up, don't you?
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241. Yup. Yeah, pretty soon.
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242. Jackie would've been so happy for you.
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243. I truly believe that.
She was generous that way.
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244. And she always worried about you
finding someone, Shauna.
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245. Silver linings, I suppose.
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246. You two are a-a better match.
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247. You're both the type to be content.
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248. You don't want more than, well...
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249. - ... what you have.
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250. Oh, I don't mean that in a bad way.
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251. No, I mean, it's nonsense,
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252. all this talk about having it all.
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253. The fact is, you just can't be remarkable
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254. and raise a family.
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255. And you're the mother
of such a special little child.
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256. I don't even like my daughter.
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257. - I don't.
- She's...
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258. It's an inside joke. She's kidding.
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259. Oh.
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260. How is Callie?
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261. Um...
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262. Well, she's 16 going on 30.
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263. She reminds me so much
of Jackie at that age.
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264. - Yeah.
- Mm.
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265. Callie's got college coming up,
doesn't she?
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266. It's so expensive now.
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267. Jeff works hard,
but he's the only one that contributes.
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268. Uh, financially, I mean.
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269. Providing for Callie's education
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270. must keep you both up at night.
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271. But we'd be happy to help. It would be...
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272. No.
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273. Thank you, Mrs. Taylor,
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274. but, um, that's not necessary.
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275. Jeff and I have it covered.
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276. Just let us know if you change your mind.
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277. - Sure.
- Mm-hmm.
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278. If you'll excuse me, I, uh, have to go
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279. - to the little girls' room.
- Sure.
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280. I never thought I'd be desperate
enough to want to eat a rabbit.
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281. Oh, well...
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282. I mean, what even is a rabbit?
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283. A squirrel with floppy ears
and a pom-pom on its ass?
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284. Like, why? What even is that?
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285. It's a rabbit. What is this question?
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286. I'd sell my firstborn
for a cheesesteak right now.
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287. Maybe stop talking about food?
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288. I think I miss cheesesteaks
more than I miss Jeff.
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289. That even possible?
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290. No, I miss Jeff more.
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291. Fuck. I miss his smell and...
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292. the way he'd rub my wrist with his thumb
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293. when we were holding hands, and...
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294. I even miss his stupid
Ace Ventura impressions.
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295. He must be losing his mind right now.
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296. Did I tell you he said he loved me
the day before we left?
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297. No, you didn't.
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298. Yeah. Yeah, I-I didn't say it back, and...
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299. I should have.
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300. I'm sure he knows how you feel.
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301. Wait. Do you... love him?
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302. - I just thought that...
- I don't know. I...
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303. I just... shouldn't have
made him wait is all.
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304. I just got so caught up
in making everything perfect,
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305. and now, if we die out here,
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306. someone else is gonna be
his first, and I'm...
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307. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. You okay?
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308. Yeah, I'm just hungry.
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309. Oh. Here.
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310. Take this.
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311. It's your last piece. I...
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312. You need it more than me. Here.
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313. Just take it.
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314. Thank you.
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315. Come on.
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316. - Oh. Sorry.
- It's cool.
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317. Maybe just... slow down a little bit.
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318. Sorry, sorry. That just...
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319. It tickles.
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320. Mm.
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321. Uh.
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322. Ow.
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323. Mm.
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324. I'm obviously just gonna keep
screwing this up, so whatever.
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325. Maybe we should just head back.
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326. Come on. Who hasn't rolled over
a broken tray table
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327. while making out
in a blood-stained death trap?
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328. You're a really good kisser, you know?
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329. I don't want to go back yet.
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330. Do you?
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331. - Ooh.
- Oh, nice.
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332. Ooh.
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333. Natalie and Travis sittin' in a tree.
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334. K-I-S-S-I...
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335. I think they were doing
a bit more than kissing.
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336. Hey, Nat, what exactly
are you and Flex hunting for
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337. out there, anyway?
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338. I hear it's beaver season!
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339. Ah, sit and spin, assholes.
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340. Is this why we don't have any food?
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341. 'Cause you've been too busy running
for mayor of pound town?
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342. Uh, go fuck yourself?
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343. I guess we shouldn't be surprised.
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344. Nat's always down for a good time, right?
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345. I can't magically conjure a deer, Jackie.
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346. But keep talking shit,
I'll find something to shoot.
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347. Oh, wow. Oh, you're so tough.
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348. I'm not scared of you, burnout.
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349. No. You're jealous.
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350. 'Cause you're
an uptight, prudish little bitch.
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351. Hey! Knock it off.
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352. Both of you.
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353. I know how you feel, Nat.
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354. I have a secret boyfriend, too.
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355. Shh.
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356. Yes, I understand it's a joint account,
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357. but I shouldn't need my wife's signature
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358. for a withdrawal of any size.
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359. Can I increase the cap?
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360. You know what? Thanks for your help.
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361. Hey, Sam, why don't you and Biscuit
go play in your room for a little bit
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362. while I talk to Mom?
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363. About what?
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364. What have I told you about getting
into grown folks' business?
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365. Come on, Biscuit. Let's go. Come on.
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366. Simone, I'm sorry.
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367. We're taking Sammy
to see a child psychologist.
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368. Today. I made the appointment.
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369. You need to be there by 3:00.
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370. How could you do that without telling me?
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371. Are you for real right now?
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372. And where the hell did you go last night?
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373. You promised we were gonna
have a conversation.
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374. This is not a request, Taissa.
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375. Look. I know you're upset.
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376. I am beyond upset.
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377. I don't even know who the hell
you are right now.
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378. The woman I saw out there yesterday
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379. was not the woman that I married.
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380. You lied straight to my face, Taissa!
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381. When I started that press conference,
I was going to drop out.
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382. Looking at you, Sammy,
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383. I remembered why I got into this.
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384. And this was not just my dream.
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385. This is our dream.
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386. Giving up on it felt like
giving up on us, and...
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387. Three o'clock.
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388. Our son needs help.
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389. And if this is really about us,
you will fucking be there.
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390. Okay, read it back to me.
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391. Okay.
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392. So I'll go, "You're Jeff, right?"
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393. And then, he'll nod or whatever,
and then I'll say,
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394. "Your friend Randy told me
that you asked him
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395. to ask me to ask Jackie if she likes you."
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396. Just don't say
that I told you to ask him.
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397. I don't want him to think
that I've been, like,
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398. pining over him or whatever.
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399. What if he says yes?
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400. Then just be like, "Okay. Cool."
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401. Definitely don't act
like you know I like him back.
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402. Wait.
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403. Do you, like, like like him?
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404. Oh, my God.
Jackie, why didn't you tell me?
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405. It's not your fault.
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406. What happened.
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407. I know.
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408. Um, what?
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409. Actually, you don't know.
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410. It's totally your fault.
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411. But we were kids.
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412. And it was awful.
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413. Why are you here?
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414. Why are you here?
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415. Where you been?
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416. You left me all alone down there.
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417. Hmm.
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418. Do you ever wish...
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419. Do you want to go?
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420. We can leave if you want.
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421. We just have to make it through dessert.
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422. To Jackie,
whose light shone too bright
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423. to ever be extinguished from our memories.
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424. Happy Birthday, baby.
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425. Happy birthday.
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426. Cheers.
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427. To Jackie.
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428. We're reading Elena Ferrante
in our book club,
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429. and it reminds me so much of you girls.
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430. It can't always have been easy
for you, Shauna.
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431. Jackie was just so... gifted.
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432. I can't imagine how exhausting
it must've been,
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433. always comparing yourself
to someone so beautiful
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434. and smart.
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435. Shauna got into Brown.
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436. She's, uh,
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437. the smartest person I've ever met.
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438. Are-are you a genius?
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439. Did you ever take one of those tests?
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440. - I...
- You should take one of those.
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441. - I haven't.
- Shauna and I were sleeping together
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442. when Jackie and I were still a couple.
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443. Which is, obviously, you know, a shitty,
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444. uh, thing.
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445. But there it is.
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446. Because the truth is Jackie was amazing.
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447. But so was my damn wife.
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448. And she still is.
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449. And I may have been an idiot then...
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450. but at least
I was smart enough to see that.
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451. And this really is the best tuna quiche
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452. I've ever tasted, Mrs. Taylor.
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453. The behavior you've described
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454. suggests any number of things.
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455. A psychogenic fugue, dissociative amnesia.
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456. It'll take more sessions
to get a firm grasp
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457. on what's going on.
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458. Oh.
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459. I'm sorry. Please continue.
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460. Ah, well, that's-that's about it.
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461. We certainly need more sessions.
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462. So, any thoughts
on what Dr. Sandlow had to say,
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463. or were you too busy checking your inbox?
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464. Oh. Wow.
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465. We just learned our son
doesn't remember any of the things
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466. we accused him of.
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467. - He thinks he's telling the truth.
- According to the shrink.
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468. What, you don't believe her?
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469. Shrinks make their living off of problems
that don't get solved.
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470. You know, for someone who went
through some shit of their own,
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471. it never ceases to amaze me
how shut off you are to help.
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472. "Psychogenic this, dissipated that."
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473. Okay, okay, beyond all the jargon,
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474. did she actually have any fixes?
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475. She says his behavior stems
from overwhelming stress.
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476. For fuck's sake.
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477. Sammy is not okay, Tai.
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478. And I don't know how or why,
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479. but we're his moms,
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480. Jesus, watch out!
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481. I'm sorry.
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482. What the fuck?
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483. It's okay. We're okay.
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484. Travis. Hey.
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485. Uh, you want to grab a seat for a sec?
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486. Been wanting to talk to you.
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487. Okay.
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488. Okay.
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489. Uh...
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490. yeah, look, um,
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491. girls like to talk, right?
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492. So, I've, uh, heard a few things.
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493. Yeah?
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494. Like what?
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495. All right, look, man,
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496. whatever is up between you
and Natalie is your business.
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497. Okay? But where it could become
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498. our business is if...
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499. you know.
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500. Okay, fuck.
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501. Travis, the last fucking thing
that we need out here right now
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502. is a baby to take care of.
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503. Not to mention the risk to Natalie.
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504. I... I got it covered, Coach.
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505. Do you? I mean, like, literally?
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506. 'Cause the pull-out method... it sucks.
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507. Only a 78% chance of success.
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508. I don't know. You tell me.
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509. If 22% of your players
couldn't make it onto the field,
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510. would you really want to play that game?
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511. Uh, uh, I mean,
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512. I'll just make sure that I...
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513. Oh.
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514. Weren't we only gonna be
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515. - Who-who were you...
- Yeah, you know what, Travis?
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516. That's really not your business.
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517. Mm, I think
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518. Okay, Jesus Christ, man. Just take them.
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519. All right?
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520. And please be sure to use 'em.
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521. Oh, fuck me.
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522. Hey. You get the money?
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523. - I can't.
- Can't?
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524. You're supposed to be the rich one.
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525. I'm going through some shit
with my family right now.
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526. My wife and I aren't really
in a place where I can ask her
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527. to co-sign a withdrawal of 50 grand, so...
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528. Fine. I'll get it.
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529. How? You're gonna sell your soul?
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530. Just be ready
when this fucker texts again,
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531. okay?
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532. Oh. Over here.
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533. Come on! I'm gonna try to catch it!
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534. - Come on!
- Catch!
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535. - No. No.
- Oh, good one!
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536. What are you doing here?
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537. Thought you might be hungry.
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538. I've got stuff to do.
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539. I got time.
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540. Follow me.
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541. Well, thank you very much.
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542. I'll take those from you.
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543. Thank you.
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544. Oh, man.
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545. When you said errands,
I was thinking more like the dry cleaners.
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546. Why'd you sell it?
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547. I was a different person
back when I bought it.
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548. Now what?
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549. My ex just called.
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550. There's something I've got to do.
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551. Um, I can totally drop you off.
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552. Unless you, uh, want to return the favor?
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553. You gonna drive fast?
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554. Tai.
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555. I don't wish I'd married Jackie.
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556. I don't wish things were different.
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557. I mean, it's not like
I've never thought about it,
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558. uh, but... no, I...
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559. We've made a life together, Shauna.
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560. And, no, it's not... it's not perfect.
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561. It's not what either of us
thought it was gonna be, but...
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562. - You think?
- It's...
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563. I have no regrets.
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564. None. And I want you to know that.
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565. And how we started out was not...
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566. No, it wasn't
our finest moment or anything.
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567. For Christ's sake, we were kids, Shauna.
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568. Yeah, but that doesn't make it right.
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569. Yeah, well, come on.
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570. Jackie was gonna break up
with me anyway.
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571. I was the high school boyfriend.
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572. That's all I was ever gonna be.
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573. But you and me... we, uh...
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574. Well, we built... We're still together.
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575. That's got to count for something.
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576. I love you, Shauna.
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577. Come on.
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578. All right, team, let's go!
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579. Looking good out there, Mase.
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580. - Where's Mom?
- Uh, she got stuck at work, so...
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581. now you're stuck with me.
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582. This is my friend, Natalie.
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583. I've known her since I was your age.
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584. Hi.
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585. Hey.
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586. When we were in high school together,
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587. Natalie was on the team
that won the state championship.
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588. Whoa! You won states?
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589. It was a long time ago.
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590. Did you go to nationals?
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591. We never actually made it.
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592. - Why? Did you get hurt?
- Mase?
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593. Better head on out there.
Time-out's about to end.
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594. Hey, Mase?
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595. The other team's sweeper is
really weak on the right,
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596. so run directly at him, feint left,
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597. when he turns his hips,
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598. cut hard the other direction.
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599. Cool. Okay.
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600. Yeah!
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601. Yes.
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602. Lottie, have you seen Shauna?
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603. Uh...
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604. Lottie, have you?
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605. I think she went that way. Wait! Um...
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606. Were you, uh...
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607. were you outside last night eating dirt?
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608. - What the actual fuck? No.
- But...
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609. I can't do crazy right now, Lot.
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610. Oh. Cheese and rice.
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611. You scared me.
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612. Sorry.
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614. need something?
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615. I guess I wanted to ask you something.
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616. I think it's about God.
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617. I think I'm seeing things.
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619. Like prophets and stuff?
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620. I was taught that visions were
God's way of communicating.
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621. They could either be
a warning or a revelation.
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622. But how did they know
they weren't just crazy?
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623. I think because God gave them faith.
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624. It's the substance of things
that are hoped for...
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625. and the evidence of things unseen.
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626. They knew it because they believed it.
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627. Jesus wants us to do
the right thing in the world.
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628. Like, He wants to help us to do it.
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629. If you accept Him into your heart,
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630. He'll help you discern
the true from the false.
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631. But...
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632. how do I accept Him into my heart?
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633. I have an idea.
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634. Shauna!
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635. Shauna!
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636. Shauna! Shauna!
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637. Okay, okay, uh...
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638. You're not gonna do this alone, okay?
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639. I'm gonna help you...
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640. if you let me.
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641. - Okay.
- Okay.
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642. Okay.
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643. Okay.
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644. Okay. Keep going.
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645. Stop! Stop!
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646. Take it out! Take it out! Take it out!
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647. I can't do it. I can't do it.
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648. I know. I know, it's okay.
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649. I don't want to die!
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650. It's okay.
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651. Dear Heavenly Father, please accept Lottie
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652. into Your loving embrace,
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653. so that she may recognize
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654. be cleansed of her sins,
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655. and welcomed into the Kingdom of Heaven.
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656. In Your name we pray. Amen.
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657. Amen.
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658. Let your faith in Him
be your guiding light.
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659. What? What? What is it?
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660. I saw fire. And light.
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661. That's the Holy Spirit!
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662. You've been touched!
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663. We won.
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664. Oh.
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665. And that move you gave Mason clinched it.
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666. Funny. Whenever I tried to do it,
it never worked for me.
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667. Where is he?
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668. Off with a friend, for pizza.
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669. Keep him away from the crazy lady, huh?
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670. I don't think you're crazy.
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671. You've been through a lot.
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672. And that's okay with me.
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673. I'm sorry!
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674. I'm sorry, it's just...
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675. your face was so serious.
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676. Okay. I'm just...
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677. Shit, I mean...
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678. you want to?
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679. Uh, no, um...
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680. I mean, yeah, I...
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681. I just didn't mean to, um...
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682. It's okay.
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683. Wait.
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684. What number would I be?
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685. What?
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686. How many guys have you...
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688. Are you serious right now?
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689. I just want to know if, uh...
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690. If what?
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691. If I'm a slut?
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692. Un-fucking-believable.
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693. You know, Jason Russo
screwed half the girls
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694. on the volleyball team...
what does that make him?
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695. He's a dude and...
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696. he's not the one with his hand on my...
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697. No. You do not get to judge me, dude.
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698. The '50s called, they want
your dumb-ass attitude back.
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699. Welcome to 1996.
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700. Our vaginas have, like, monologues now.
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701. And newsflash, girls like to do stuff too.
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702. You don't have a monopoly on that.
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703. Like, why is it your job to want to do it
and my job to say no?
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704. Why do you get all the wants and needs?
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705. Who made up
that stupid fucking rule, anyway?
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706. Okay, okay. Jesus.
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707. I'm sorry.
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708. You gonna tell me
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709. No. Um...
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710. Seriously?
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711. Why the fuck not?
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712. Well?
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713. Because it's none, okay?
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715. Oh.
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717. makes you feel any better, I've...
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718. I've only been with two guys.
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719. Levi Houser sophomore year,
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720. and this guy I met at a show last summer.
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721. He was older,
and I was kind of fucked-up and it...
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722. It wasn't great.
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723. So now you know. Okay?
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724. No matter what Jackie says,
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725. it means something to me, Travis.
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726. Like, it-it really means something.
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727. Especially with you.
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728. Nat, stop.
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729. Look.
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730. Grab the gun.
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731. Shh.
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732. I don't stink. Yes!
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733. Misty Quigley.
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734. You call at last.
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735. You know your plan isn't working.
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736. My plan? That's rich.
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737. Well, I could help.
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738. Meet me tonight. Kolmar and Main.
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739. I'll be waiting in a...
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740. Hospital green Fiat.
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741. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.
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742. Uh, looks like I,
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743. uh, I'm gonna have to go back
into the store tonight.
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744. Inventory database
still giving you trouble?
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745. Yeah, and with the end
of quarter taxes, you know.
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746. Well, do you want me
to come with you? I could help.
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747. No, no, no. It's gonna be pretty boring.
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748. Why don't you get a jump
on your book club?
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749. Yeah, I'll find something to do.
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750. So...
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752. Good night.
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753. Sleep tight.
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754. Don't let the fact
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756. Oh, my God. Meat. Fuck yeah!
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757. - Oh, thank you, Lord!
- Yes, I'm starving.
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758. - Oh, meat!
- Finally!
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759. Whoa. That thing is gnarly.
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760. It's like Freddy Krueger
and Bambi had a baby.
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761. - I'm not eating that.
- Guys, relax.
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762. Deer shed their antlers every season.
This is normal.
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763. Shauna, do the honors?
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765. That normal too, Coach?
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766. I'm not crazy.
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767. No.
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768. You have a gift.
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769. We cannot keep
fucking doing this, you guys.
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770. What happens when winter gets here?
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771. We fucking starve to death or freeze?
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772. We can't count
on getting rescued anymore.
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773. All of us know that is not gonna happen.
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774. We have to save us.
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775. That's why I'm gonna go find help.
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776. I'm leaving in the morning.
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