1. Previously on
Yellowjackets...Copy !req
2. Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
3. We're going to motherfucking nationals!Copy !req
4. All I know is that
what happened was a tragedy.Copy !req
5. Those girls were special.Copy !req
6. Hustle up. It's gonna be a long flight.Copy !req
7. - They were champions.
- I fucking love you, Jackie.Copy !req
8. If we're each other's first,
then we'll be linked forever.Copy !req
9. Jeff's a virgin?Copy !req
10. Shauna Shipman.Copy !req
11. You're the only one who's always
been there for me.Copy !req
12. Jeff, pull over.Copy !req
13. I thought we weren't doing this again.Copy !req
14. - Tell me you love me.
- I love you, Shauna.Copy !req
15. The plane crashed,
a bunch of my friends died,Copy !req
16. and the rest of us starved and scavengedCopy !req
17. and prayed for 19 months
until they finally found us.Copy !req
18. I'm Taissa Turner,
and as State Senator,Copy !req
19. I want to lead New Jersey
out of the wilderness.Copy !req
20. We agreed.Copy !req
21. Stay out of the public eye.Copy !req
22. Have you talked to Nat?Copy !req
23. She's in rehab, again.Copy !req
24. After they rescued us, I...Copy !req
25. I lost my purpose.Copy !req
26. I finally know how to get it back.Copy !req
27. Buzz! Buzz!
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!Copy !req
28. The Lord is my shepherd,
and even though I walkCopy !req
29. through the valley
of the shadow of death...Copy !req
30. We'll reset
after 30 seconds. Confirm.Copy !req
31. Twenty-two out. Speed brake!Copy !req
32. Speed brake.Copy !req
33. - Dump fuel.
- Dumping fuel!Copy !req
34. Hello?Copy !req
35. Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.Copy !req
36. What do you want, Becky?Copy !req
37. Sorry.
I'm sure you're, like, so busy.Copy !req
38. We just thought you should
know that Robbie Delgado,Copy !req
39. he's telling everybody
you two did anal in the janitor's closet.Copy !req
40. Well, for your information,Copy !req
41. I've never even been
in the janitor's closet.Copy !req
42. So where'd you guys do it then?Copy !req
43. I didn't...Copy !req
44. I didn't do anal with Robbie Delgado.Copy !req
45. But you've done it with somebody else.Copy !req
46. Do you, like, love anal?Copy !req
47. No. No, I-I've never...Copy !req
48. You know what I think?Copy !req
49. I think you wish someone
would do anal to you, Misty.Copy !req
50. Only, you're too ugly
to, like, find a victim.Copy !req
51. Ah. Mm.Copy !req
52. You can think what you want.Copy !req
53. "Opinion is the wilderness
between knowledge and ignorance."Copy !req
54. That's Plato.Copy !req
55. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
56. You're such a fucking weirdo.Copy !req
57. Come on.Copy !req
58. - Come on.
- Come on. Go.Copy !req
59. Please, God.Copy !req
60. Push it out! Push it out!Copy !req
61. Shauna. Okay. Shauna, get the fuck up!Copy !req
62. Push! Push!
Come on, come on. Go, go, go!Copy !req
63. Help! Help, help! Help!Copy !req
64. - Help me, help me, help me.
- It's Van.Copy !req
65. - I'm stuck!
- We have to help her.Copy !req
66. - I can't breathe! Help me!
- I'm coming, Van!Copy !req
67. - Help me!
- I'm coming.Copy !req
68. Come on. Oh, God.Copy !req
69. It's stuck.Copy !req
70. I can't get out! Can't get out.Copy !req
71. Hurry up!Copy !req
72. - Oh, my God!
- Shauna, we got to go.Copy !req
73. We got to go.Copy !req
74. - Shauna, we have to go!
- Shauna! No!Copy !req
75. Shauna!Copy !req
76. We have to go back inside!Copy !req
77. - Have you seen Van?
- Sorry.Copy !req
78. Has anybody seen...? Have you seen Van?Copy !req
79. Have you seen Van?Copy !req
80. Van?Copy !req
81. Help!Copy !req
82. Coach Scott.Copy !req
83. Coach Scott!Copy !req
84. Help!Copy !req
85. I'm coming!Copy !req
86. Coming. Oh!Copy !req
87. Coming! Coach. Coach!Copy !req
88. Let me see.Copy !req
89. - Hey, girls, is it, uh...?
- Yeah?Copy !req
90. Can you move it?Copy !req
91. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
92. Here. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
93. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
94. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
95. Oh, fucking God!Copy !req
96. - Coach? Coach?
- Coach? Coach?Copy !req
97. Shauna, please.
There's nothing we could do.Copy !req
98. Jesus. Coach.Copy !req
99. Surprise.Copy !req
100. Van.Copy !req
101. - Van!
- Ty.Copy !req
102. What the fuck?Copy !req
103. Help me move him!Copy !req
104. Bubble baths.Copy !req
105. Walks in the rain.Copy !req
106. Muscular calves.Copy !req
107. Escalators.Copy !req
108. Knuckles. Steamed clams.Copy !req
109. Obviously.Copy !req
110. But enough about me.Copy !req
111. What turns you on, Stan?Copy !req
112. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
113. I don't know, just, uh...Copy !req
114. the usual stuff.Copy !req
115. Hair.Copy !req
116. Oh. Well.Copy !req
117. I can work with that.Copy !req
118. Another Rioja, hon?Copy !req
119. - No, that's, uh...
- That'd be great.Copy !req
120. It's just, I have to be up
kind of early tomorrow, so...Copy !req
121. I-It's six o'clock.Copy !req
122. And I thought you said
that you just got fired.Copy !req
123. Well, technically,
I said there were some...Copy !req
124. intradepartmental redundancies
post-merger,Copy !req
125. so, you know, I wasn't really fired
so much as it's, uh...Copy !req
126. What the hell?Copy !req
127. I suppose one more drink won't kill me.Copy !req
128. And did we want to take
a look at some menus?Copy !req
129. Oh, I think just...Copy !req
130. I honestly don't see how we couldn't.Copy !req
131. Like this, got it?Copy !req
132. As much as you can and fast.Copy !req
133. We're gonna need
to change the bandages soonCopy !req
134. and then hourly after that.Copy !req
135. If he even lives that long.Copy !req
136. Don't say that.Copy !req
137. Just...
just, uh, keep ripping them up.Copy !req
138. Okay?Copy !req
139. Yeah. Good, good, good.Copy !req
140. Ow. Watch it.Copy !req
141. Hold still, then.Copy !req
142. No, no, no.
It's-it's too loose, here.Copy !req
143. - Fuck.
- You need to stop the bleedingCopy !req
144. without cutting off the circulation.Copy !req
145. How do you know how to do all this?Copy !req
146. I took the Red Cross
babysitter training class. Twice.Copy !req
147. Okay.Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. All right, bleeding's slowing down.Copy !req
150. We need to disinfect it somehow.Copy !req
151. Um, maybe something from the bar cart?Copy !req
152. There wasn't one.Copy !req
153. I mean, it was just soda.
It's cheaper that way.Copy !req
154. Maybe somebody brought contraband.Copy !req
155. Okay. Wow.Copy !req
156. Well, did you?Copy !req
157. Obviously.Copy !req
158. But I stashed it in my bag,
and God knows where that is now.Copy !req
159. Guys, how about this?Copy !req
160. Hey, that's m... uh...Copy !req
161. a great idea, Van.Copy !req
162. Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.Copy !req
163. Actually, this could work. Okay.Copy !req
164. Lie back. Lie back.Copy !req
165. Lie back.Copy !req
166. - Lie back. Lie back.
- Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
167. Fuck, my leg!Copy !req
168. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
169. Is it bad?Copy !req
170. How bad is it?Copy !req
171. - Well, the good news is I...
- You're gonna be fine, Coach.Copy !req
172. You got pretty banged up,
but Misty's doing a really good job.Copy !req
173. Right, Misty?Copy !req
174. Fuck.Copy !req
175. We have to tell him.Copy !req
176. And freak him out worse?Copy !req
177. Are you really that psyched
to tell him you choppedCopy !req
178. his fucking leg off with an axe?Copy !req
179. - Yeah?
- Hey. It's me.Copy !req
180. Yeah. I know. Do you not know
how cell phones work?Copy !req
181. - Are you home?
- Maybe.Copy !req
182. Oh, do you not know
how being home works?Copy !req
183. What do you want, Mom?Copy !req
184. I just realized I forgot
to defrost the chuck.Copy !req
185. Literally, what are you
even talking about?Copy !req
186. For dinner tomorrow. Can you just...
take it out of the freezer, please?Copy !req
187. Fine, okay.
What does it look like?Copy !req
188. Like a little refrigerator
on top of the big refrigerator.Copy !req
189. It's meat, Callie.
It looks like frozen meat.Copy !req
190. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
191. Callie, I have to go. Sorry.Copy !req
192. Who taught you how to drive?Copy !req
193. - Are you okay?
- No, actually, I'm not.Copy !req
194. Because you, sir, are a fucking asshole.Copy !req
195. Wow.Copy !req
196. You know, usually it takes people
at least a few minutesCopy !req
197. of conversation to figure that out.Copy !req
198. You're good.Copy !req
199. What is, what is this? Adorable?Copy !req
200. Are you trying to be adorable with me?
Does that usually work for you?Copy !req
201. You know what, this...Copy !req
202. this is not my fault, okay?Copy !req
203. Because you can't just stop
without warning.Copy !req
204. It is... it's crazy!Copy !req
205. Look, I'm honestly
not sure what to do here.Copy !req
206. Because, A, you rear-ended me,
so technically this is your fault.Copy !req
207. And B, that's literally
what taillights are for.Copy !req
208. How do you know
your taillights aren't out?Copy !req
209. Are they?Copy !req
210. That's not the point. I...Copy !req
211. You are so mad,
and yet so wrong.Copy !req
212. Look, you clearly took
the worst of it here.Copy !req
213. We probably don't need to get
our insurance involved.Copy !req
214. Oh, God. Really?Copy !req
215. You got a pen?Copy !req
216. - A pen?
- Well, I figuredCopy !req
217. if I asked for your phone
I might end up in the hospital.Copy !req
218. Oh. Okay, um...Copy !req
219. Here you go.Copy !req
220. That's the number of a body shop.Copy !req
221. I know a good guy there.Copy !req
222. He owes me a favor.Copy !req
223. Just give him a call.Copy !req
224. He'll take care of you, okay?Copy !req
225. Oh, okay.Copy !req
226. I'm Adam, by the way.Copy !req
227. Shauna.Copy !req
228. So tell me, kids.Copy !req
229. How's the sex?Copy !req
230. Yeah, I...Copy !req
231. we've just, um...Copy !req
232. we've both been very busy...Copy !req
233. - Yeah.
- ... recently.Copy !req
234. And Jeff's had a lot of...
late nights,Copy !req
235. - um, at work...
- Yeah, we've been havingCopy !req
236. a lot of problems
with the inventory database...Copy !req
237. back at the store.Copy !req
238. Right. Well, I've said it before,
and I'll say it again.Copy !req
239. Marriage lives up here, dies down here.Copy !req
240. That's quite the catchphrase.Copy !req
241. I want to assign you two
some real homework this week.Copy !req
242. Not only are you gonna have sex,Copy !req
243. but I want you to share a fantasyCopy !req
244. with each other,
something you've never shared before.Copy !req
245. - No.
- Awesome.Copy !req
246. I know you've been together
a very long time,Copy !req
247. but that is all the more reason
to try something new.Copy !req
248. Just trust me.Copy !req
249. You may findCopy !req
250. you can still surprise each other.Copy !req
251. Well, this is me.Copy !req
252. Thanks for the ride home. I, uh...Copy !req
253. I can't believe my car wouldn't start.Copy !req
254. Just one of those things,
I guess, so weird.Copy !req
255. Well, this-this-this was, uh...Copy !req
256. Do you want to come inside? Um...Copy !req
257. You could meet Caligula.Copy !req
258. Um...Copy !req
259. Oh. I see.Copy !req
260. It's because you think I'm ugly.Copy !req
261. What?Copy !req
262. God, Misty, you're so stupid.Copy !req
263. I...Copy !req
264. I think you're... y-you're very...Copy !req
265. If you thought I was pretty,
you'd come inside.Copy !req
266. So, is it just, uh, the one bird, or...Copy !req
267. Stan, you're so funny.Copy !req
268. Now, Caligula is
a little protective of me,Copy !req
269. but it's all for show.Copy !req
270. He's a total sweetheart, really.Copy !req
271. But do shield your eyes
if he comes at your face.Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Hello, Misty.Copy !req
274. You crazy fucking bitch.Copy !req
275. Okay, yeah. I'm out of here.Copy !req
276. Hey, Nat.Copy !req
277. It's been a while.Copy !req
278. Yeah.Copy !req
279. You haven't changed.Copy !req
280. I take it you know why I'm here.Copy !req
281. The postcard.Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. The fucking postcard.Copy !req
284. So what does it mean?Copy !req
285. You tell me.Copy !req
286. Oh. You think...Copy !req
287. Hold that thought.Copy !req
288. I didn't send it, silly.Copy !req
289. See? I got one, too.Copy !req
290. It came in the mail about a week ago.Copy !req
291. It's from an online app, so the postmark
on the envelope is useless.Copy !req
292. How do I know you didn't
send it to yourself?Copy !req
293. Well, I could ask you the same thing,Copy !req
294. so I guess we'll just have
to believe each other.Copy !req
295. So who's next on your suspect list?Copy !req
296. I have a lot of theories,
but do you want to go first?Copy !req
297. Oh! Do you want something to drink?Copy !req
298. I've got tea, I've got coconut La Croix,
I have sherry in the cupboard.Copy !req
299. I'm gonna need something
a little stronger than that.Copy !req
300. Oh, you got me a drink.Copy !req
301. I can't believe
I've never been here before.Copy !req
302. It's so, um... so edgy.Copy !req
303. So what have you got?Copy !req
304. Oh.Copy !req
305. Well, if I've learned anything
in the citizen detective community...Copy !req
306. - The what?
- Citizen detective.Copy !req
307. We're like, um, we're like
private investigators,Copy !req
308. except for no one hired us
or asked for our help.Copy !req
309. We work together online
to solve cold cases.Copy !req
310. Disappearances, murders. It's super fun.Copy !req
311. So I've been asking myself,Copy !req
312. "What does the person
who sent these postcards want?"Copy !req
313. To scare us, to mess with our heads,Copy !req
314. make us think about...Copy !req
315. what happened out there.Copy !req
316. It's obviously a threat.Copy !req
317. Who's Jessica Roberts?Copy !req
318. She claims to be a reporter,
but I think that's a lie.Copy !req
319. She's been nosing around.Copy !req
320. She claims she has a book deal, but...Copy !req
321. Well, how could she know about...?Copy !req
322. You know.Copy !req
323. Maybe somebody talked.Copy !req
324. You found Travis?Copy !req
325. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
326. Talk about someone
who didn't want to be found.Copy !req
327. Here you go, ladies,
from the gentleman in the back.Copy !req
328. Says it's your drink of choice.Copy !req
329. Hey.Copy !req
330. Hi.Copy !req
331. Wow.Copy !req
332. It really is you.Copy !req
333. Hi!Copy !req
334. - Hey. I'm, um...
- Kevyn.Copy !req
335. It's Misty. Misty Quigley.
From third period Spanish.Copy !req
336. Misty, right. Of course.Copy !req
337. Man.Copy !req
338. Natalie.Copy !req
339. Well, it's nice to see you.Copy !req
340. Yeah. Yeah, you, too.Copy !req
341. Sorry, is this a, is this a bad time?Copy !req
342. You in the middle of something?Copy !req
343. - Mm-hmm.
- Right.Copy !req
344. Got it.Copy !req
345. Well, uh...Copy !req
346. I don't know how long
you're in town for, but just in case,Copy !req
347. I'll leave this.Copy !req
348. If you maybe want to maybe get a drink
another 20 years from now,Copy !req
349. you'll know how to reach me.Copy !req
350. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
351. All right.Copy !req
352. Dang. If somebody had told meCopy !req
353. that's how goth freak
Kevyn Tan would grow up...Copy !req
354. Didn't you two used to be friends?Copy !req
355. Best friends.Copy !req
356. So you sure this is him?Copy !req
357. Travis?Copy !req
358. Yeah.Copy !req
359. I don't know.Copy !req
360. It's gonna hurt for a second.
Ready? One, two, three.Copy !req
361. Arm through. You got it.
You got it. Come on, come on,Copy !req
362. - come on, you got it.
- Man, Misty is awesome.Copy !req
363. Dad?Copy !req
364. Fuck. Javi!Copy !req
365. - Dad?
- Go find Travis.Copy !req
366. Now. Javi, stop!Copy !req
367. Shit.Copy !req
368. Travis, hey.Copy !req
369. Your brother's trying
to get back on the plane.Copy !req
370. I think he's looking for your dad.Copy !req
371. The door ripped open
when we were going down.Copy !req
372. He was trying to help one of you idiots
put on an oxygen mask, and, uh...Copy !req
373. he fell out.Copy !req
374. Yeah, well, that...Copy !req
375. fucking sucks, but...Copy !req
376. your brother's still here, so...Copy !req
377. maybe you should go help him.Copy !req
378. Well, maybe you should mind
your own fucking business, hmm?Copy !req
379. I come bearing gifts. You're welcome.Copy !req
380. Yes! Rumba's!Copy !req
381. So this is your move?Copy !req
382. You think you can miss
the parent-teacher conferenceCopy !req
383. and just buy us off with picadillo?Copy !req
384. Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy.Copy !req
385. With you, it's more like cross my fingers,
hope for the best.Copy !req
386. Well, we already ate
at, you know, dinnertime.Copy !req
387. Which is why I got the sandwiches
for lunch tomorrow.Copy !req
388. - And the...
- Pastelitos!Copy !req
389. pastelitos for dessert.Copy !req
390. I am sorry.Copy !req
391. Goddamn strategy meetings.Copy !req
392. So, how was it?Copy !req
393. Did I miss anything big?Copy !req
394. Uh, hey, kiddo.Copy !req
395. Why don't you and Manny take
one of those pastelitosCopy !req
396. and go watch some TV?Copy !req
397. Uh-oh. That can't be a good sign.Copy !req
398. His teacher's concerned.Copy !req
399. She says he's having
a hard time making friends.Copy !req
400. - That's it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
401. Do we know for sure
the other kids don't suck?Copy !req
402. - Ty.
- I'm kidding.Copy !req
403. - Obviously.
- I know.Copy !req
404. But, I mean, I was kind of a loner
when I was his age.Copy !req
405. There's nothing wrong
with a little self-reliance.Copy !req
406. I should have been there.Copy !req
407. But you really think
there's something to worry about here?Copy !req
408. - Why do you think...
- Maybe.Copy !req
409. - ... I call it...
- I don't know.Copy !req
410. Maybe putting him
in public school was a mistake.Copy !req
411. No, no. Education is the cornerstone
of your platform, and you are right.Copy !req
412. If everybody who can just bails
on the public system...Copy !req
413. What you're doing is important, Ty.
It matters.Copy !req
414. What we're doing.Copy !req
415. It's just been an adjustment, that's all.
I'm used to you being there.Copy !req
416. I'm always here.Copy !req
417. I hate these buttons.Copy !req
418. Oh, motherfucker.Copy !req
419. Need a little help over there?Copy !req
420. What, am I not surprising you with how...Copy !req
421. sexy this is?Copy !req
422. You know, I was thinking...Copy !req
423. you know, about what the, uh,
the therapist said earlier today,Copy !req
424. with the whole... fantasy thing?Copy !req
425. Yeah?Copy !req
426. Yeah. I was... you know,
I was just thinkingCopy !req
427. maybe it-it could be
kind of hot if, uh,Copy !req
428. you pretended to be a customer
at the store.Copy !req
429. All right, your fantasy is...Copy !req
430. for me to pretend to buy furniture?Copy !req
431. - It's dumb.
- No. No, no, no.Copy !req
432. - Hey.
- I don't know.Copy !req
433. It's not. It's not dumb.Copy !req
434. It's, um...Copy !req
435. It's great.Copy !req
436. - Let's try it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
437. Yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
438. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
439. All right.Copy !req
440. I... You know,
I think I should leave my clothes on,Copy !req
441. 'cause I don't think I would go shopping
without them.Copy !req
442. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
443. Oh, I'll, uh, meet you halfway.Copy !req
444. - Then we can... Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. Oh. Oh, okay.Copy !req
446. Uh...Copy !req
447. Pardon me.Copy !req
448. - Okay. No. No, that's...
- Just, I'm gonna do something different.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
451. I just can't do it.Copy !req
452. Nah, you're doing great.
Maybe I should start.Copy !req
453. - Yes.
- All right.Copy !req
454. You... Mm-hmm.Copy !req
455. Hi.Copy !req
456. I, uh, I couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
457. that you were eyeing
this credenza over here.Copy !req
458. I'm the owner.Copy !req
459. Hank.Copy !req
460. I'm... Tabitha.Copy !req
461. Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
462. Is there anything special
that I can help you with today, Tabitha?Copy !req
463. Actually, yes.Copy !req
464. I'm... here to make a return.Copy !req
465. Why would you be returning something?Copy !req
466. I don't know. Not as, like a...Copy !req
467. I don't know. Just a...Copy !req
468. My-my armoire.Copy !req
469. It's too big.
I should have taken measurements.Copy !req
470. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
471. No. I'm not m... I'm trying to...Copy !req
472. I...Copy !req
473. I just feel a little stupid.Copy !req
474. - Right.
- Jeff.Copy !req
475. Do you not think
it's a bit weird? It's, like...Copy !req
476. What is this?Copy !req
477. Nothing. Just, I-I got
into a fender bender this afternoon,Copy !req
478. and it was not a big deal.Copy !req
479. We exchanged information,Copy !req
480. - so it's just his...
- So, wait, wait, wait. You...Copy !req
481. You got in an accident today?Copy !req
482. And you're just mentioning that now?Copy !req
483. How bad was it, Shauna?Copy !req
484. Like I just said, it was not a big deal.Copy !req
485. - I'm fine, by the way.
- I can see you're fine.Copy !req
486. How about that armoire?Copy !req
487. It's... not working.Copy !req
488. No shit.Copy !req
489. Oh, my God. Where are you going?Copy !req
490. I'm just gonna jerk off,
watch some SportsCenter before bed.Copy !req
491. She hates me now.Copy !req
492. Maybe just give her some time.Copy !req
493. For the record,Copy !req
494. I was trying to save you.Copy !req
495. I thought that...Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. Oh, wait.Copy !req
498. Oh, where's the other one?
They're supposed to be together.Copy !req
499. Ah!Copy !req
500. - Oh. Oh.
- Is this it?Copy !req
501. Let's go.Copy !req
502. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
503. - Javi, Javi, Javi, come here.
- Dad?Copy !req
504. Please.Copy !req
505. - It's Dad.
- Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah.Copy !req
506. Holy macaroni, is-is that...?Copy !req
507. He's got to be dead, right?Copy !req
508. What the fuck?Copy !req
509. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
510. Okay, who has the best arm?Copy !req
511. - What?
- I do, Jackie.Copy !req
512. - What?
- Thinking we could...Copy !req
513. try and throw things at him
and see if he moves.Copy !req
514. You want to throw rocks at Coach
who fell out of a fucking plane?Copy !req
515. I didn't say rocks.
Someone's shoe or whatever.Copy !req
516. Oh, yeah, that's a fuck-ton smarter.Copy !req
517. You're on fire today, Jackie.Copy !req
518. Oh, wait.
That was supposed to be me, huh?Copy !req
519. - What?
- Okay, guys, stop it.Copy !req
520. We need a plan here.Copy !req
521. We could lower him with ropes?Copy !req
522. Vines, then? I don't know.Copy !req
523. Fuck's sake, Laura Lee, we're not gonnaCopy !req
524. - Tarzan him out of a tree.
- Oh...Copy !req
525. - You got a better idea?
- Than shoes and vines?Copy !req
526. Sure. Let's just cut
the fucking tree down.Copy !req
527. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
528. - No, don't!
- Travis, Travis, Travis!Copy !req
529. Travis!Copy !req
530. Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here.Copy !req
531. - Come here.
- Come on. Come down.Copy !req
532. - Let him go!
- Come back down!Copy !req
533. This is all I could find, okay? So just
grab a corner and if somebody falls on it.Copy !req
534. - Travis, grab the...
- Travis.Copy !req
535. - Travis.
- Stop.Copy !req
536. Just come down.Copy !req
537. Okay.Copy !req
538. Okay. Tie those down.Copy !req
539. Dad?Copy !req
540. Dad?Copy !req
541. - Travis, get back!
- Get back!Copy !req
542. So, the prince would like you
to read to him.Copy !req
543. Apparently, you're better at the voices.Copy !req
544. Tell me he's opened his shades.Copy !req
545. No, still refusing to.Copy !req
546. It's like Dracula's crypt in there.Copy !req
547. Just as...Copy !req
548. All right, I'm going. I'm going. Let's go.Copy !req
549. Scooch.Copy !req
550. I'm sick of reading.Copy !req
551. Since when?Copy !req
552. You want to go to the park?Copy !req
553. No.Copy !req
554. - Why not?
- No friends.Copy !req
555. I'm your friend, Sammy.Copy !req
556. Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
557. Ah.Copy !req
558. Okay, let's see if you can get this.Copy !req
559. - Ah?
- A bunny?Copy !req
560. That's right.Copy !req
561. Um, how about...Copy !req
562. this?Copy !req
563. A snail?Copy !req
564. Oh. You are good.Copy !req
565. Um, oh, oh,
you will never get this one.Copy !req
566. Mom?Copy !req
567. Oh.Copy !req
568. Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Um, you know what? Let's-let's...Copy !req
569. Let's go take a walk around the block.Copy !req
570. You can take your scooter.Copy !req
571. Why did you do this?Copy !req
572. Answer me.Copy !req
573. So she can't see me.Copy !req
574. Who?Copy !req
575. The lady in the tree.Copy !req
576. She watches me at night.Copy !req
577. Look at me and tell me what you mean.Copy !req
578. I just did.Copy !req
579. Sammy.Copy !req
580. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.Copy !req
581. - Yeah?
- Hi.Copy !req
582. Um, I'm sorry. Who is this?Copy !req
583. Wow.Copy !req
584. I guess I didn't make much
of an impression.Copy !req
585. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
586. I guess you've been thinking
about what you did,Copy !req
587. and you just can't live with yourself?Copy !req
588. Do you not do "Hello"?Copy !req
589. Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short.Copy !req
590. Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender.Copy !req
591. Okay, I heard it.Copy !req
592. I'll get to the point.Copy !req
593. You never called the shop
about your fender.Copy !req
594. How do you know that?Copy !req
595. 'Cause I'm the guy who works there.Copy !req
596. I thought the surprise
might be... adorable?Copy !req
597. Oh, if you must know, I-I...Copy !req
598. I just can't afford something
like that right now.Copy !req
599. You can't afford free?Copy !req
600. Wait. Are you serious?Copy !req
601. Yeah. If you have dinner with me.Copy !req
602. What, no clever comeback?Copy !req
603. No, thank you. No, thanks.Copy !req
604. Look, Adam...Copy !req
605. My actual name? That's a good start.Copy !req
606. I-I just can't.Copy !req
607. I'm sorry.Copy !req
608. No, um, I'm the sorry one.Copy !req
609. I just thought...Copy !req
610. What?Copy !req
611. Well, you seemed like someone
who doesn't play by the rules, Shauna.Copy !req
612. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
613. I'm an idiot. Um, just forget it.Copy !req
614. Enjoy the rest of your... minivan.Copy !req
615. Here.Copy !req
616. Okay.Copy !req
617. Hello?Copy !req
618. Travis?Copy !req
619. I'm sorry.
I think you have the wrong number.Copy !req
620. I just wanted to be like, "Dude,
of course it's cheap construction.Copy !req
621. You bought a $300 sofaCopy !req
622. made by blind kids in Bangladesh.Copy !req
623. What-what are you expecting, man?Copy !req
624. I mean, Altamura leather?Copy !req
625. Mortise and tenon joints?"Copy !req
626. I'm sorry if I'm interrupting you two
completely not giving a shit.Copy !req
627. Jeff.Copy !req
628. - So you are listening?
- Of course we're listening. Yes.Copy !req
629. Callie, can you...?Copy !req
630. - Anything new in school?
- Nope.Copy !req
631. This chili is really good tonight.Copy !req
632. It's really good. New recipe?Copy !req
633. Actually, it is.Copy !req
634. Callie forgot to take the meat
out of the freezer,Copy !req
635. so I killed a rabbit in the garden.Copy !req
636. Skinned it chin to anus...Copy !req
637. Jesus Christ, Mom.Copy !req
638. Okay, you're in a mood.Copy !req
639. You are so freaking weird.Copy !req
640. I'm sure the plane has
an emergency transmitterCopy !req
641. sending out a distress signal.Copy !req
642. They'll be here to rescue us by morning.Copy !req
643. Still...Copy !req
644. maybe we should conserve some foodCopy !req
645. in case they don't get here
till later in the day?Copy !req
646. You want to save the CornNuts?Copy !req
647. Mari, you okay?Copy !req
648. Looks like you did Allie a big favor
by breaking her leg.Copy !req
649. I'm in the market for a new bed.Copy !req
650. What?Copy !req
651. Something... king-sized?Copy !req
652. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
653. Damn it, Shauna.Copy !req
654. What about Callie?Copy !req
655. She's at Kyle's.Copy !req
656. So, um,Copy !req
657. you should know,Copy !req
658. my new bed needs to be really sturdy,Copy !req
659. so we should probably...Copy !req
660. - test a few options.
- Mm.Copy !req
661. Mmm.Copy !req
662. Mmm.Copy !req
663. You okay, Laura Lee?Copy !req
664. This is all my fault.Copy !req
665. I did something really bad.Copy !req
666. I kept screwing up
in my piano lesson last week.Copy !req
667. Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me.Copy !req
668. "Sharp. F sharp. F sharp."Copy !req
669. I just... I couldn't take it anymore,Copy !req
670. so I called her a bad word.Copy !req
671. Just in my head, but...Copy !req
672. God heard me.Copy !req
673. Now we're all being punished.Copy !req
674. What did you call her?Copy !req
675. Cunt.Copy !req
676. I steal shitty clothes from T.J. Maxx.Copy !req
677. - What?
- I return them,Copy !req
678. and I get credit that I never use,Copy !req
679. and I have thousands of dollars
in T.J. bucks.Copy !req
680. What? Really?Copy !req
681. I, uh...Copy !req
682. I used to sneak downstairs
after everybody had gone to bedCopy !req
683. and watch the Color of NightCopy !req
684. so I could pause it
on Bruce Willis's wang.Copy !req
685. That is definitely why we crashed.Copy !req
686. I mean,Copy !req
687. Jeff's not bad, but damn.Copy !req
688. Right?Copy !req
689. That's so funny.Copy !req
690. Hmm. Mm.Copy !req
691. Misty.Copy !req
692. Your leg is gone.Copy !req
693. I chopped it off.Copy !req
694. What?Copy !req
695. I saved your life.Copy !req
696. No. No.Copy !req
697. But you're not out of the woods yet.Copy !req
698. No. No, that's not...Copy !req
699. It's imposs...Copy !req
700. What about you, Shipman?Copy !req
701. Any secrets big enough
to crash a goddamn plane?Copy !req
702. Um...Copy !req
703. What the fuck, Misty?Copy !req
704. I had to stop the bleeding
for good.Copy !req
705. Well, thank you
for shopping with us, Tabitha.Copy !req
706. Mmm.Copy !req
707. You're welcome.Copy !req
708. Mmm. I'm gonna take a quick shower.Copy !req
709. Okay. Great.Copy !req
710. You were just kidding
about the rabbit thing, right?Copy !req
711. - Huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
712. - It's chicken.
- Obviously.Copy !req
713. Oh. Woo!Copy !req
714. I didn't know
Misty was capable of that.Copy !req
715. No, no. I don't know
how Misty knows half of that shit,Copy !req
716. but honestly, thank God.Copy !req
717. Sorry. I just...Copy !req
718. We would be so completely fucked
if she wasn't here.Copy !req
719. Everything okay?Copy !req
720. I was getting coffee,
and I... and I saw you.Copy !req
721. Engine trouble?Copy !req
722. Looks like it.Copy !req
723. You going someplace?Copy !req
724. Well, I'm off today and tomorrow, too.Copy !req
725. Just saying.Copy !req
726. Where you going?Copy !req
727. I was actually thinking
of taking a little trip up north.Copy !req
728. To see Travis.Copy !req
729. Oh. But your car.Copy !req
730. Well...Copy !req
731. I had some errands to run,
but, um, but you know, I could...Copy !req
732. I could take you up there if you wanted.Copy !req
733. It could be like a road trip.Copy !req
734. Fine. But I'm driving.Copy !req
735. Do you prefer podcasts or showtunes?Copy !req
736. Why'd you buy two?Copy !req
737. Oh, I always get two of things.Copy !req
738. That way, I'll have some to share.Copy !req
739. Like candy bars and sandwiches,
New York style pretzels,Copy !req
740. uh, calzones from the stromboli place,Copy !req
741. those raspberry lemonades from Michael's.Copy !req
742. Everybody loves those.Copy !req
743. Good pumpernickel from the bagelry.Copy !req