1. Previously on
Yellowjackets...Copy !req
2. Obviously,
we can't leave him here.Copy !req
3. What did you need my help with?Copy !req
4. We need you to get rid of a body.Copy !req
5. Nobody else knows
about the blackmail?Copy !req
6. - Randy.
- Randy Walsh?Copy !req
7. He's my best friend, Shauna.
I had to turn to somebody.Copy !req
8. - Nah, you lied to me.
- I made a mistake.Copy !req
9. Well, apparently, so did I.Copy !req
10. I need your help.Copy !req
11. Somebody closed Travis's bank account,Copy !req
12. and I need to find out who.Copy !req
13. Lottie's dreams and omens
and whatever the fuck that is.Copy !req
14. - What is it?
- I think it will keep you safe.Copy !req
15. My wife moved out.Copy !req
16. I took a 15-year marriage,
and set it on fire. For what?Copy !req
17. We have dresses, we have booze.Copy !req
18. - We can have a Moon Homecoming.
- A Doomcoming.Copy !req
19. Someone seen the mushrooms?Copy !req
20. Uh, yep. They're in the stew.Copy !req
21. I think Misty poisoned me again.Copy !req
22. I think she poisoned all of us.Copy !req
23. - Misty, just stop!
- Aah!Copy !req
24. I don't love you. I love Paul!Copy !req
25. - Who's Paul?
- He's my boyfriend.Copy !req
26. Something's coming.Copy !req
27. We won't be hungry much longer.Copy !req
28. You took something
that doesn't belong to you.Copy !req
29. What? Hey!Copy !req
30. No. Gloria? When?Copy !req
31. Last night. Another stroke.Copy !req
32. - And she was so young.
- She was 89.Copy !req
33. I can't believe I didn't get
to say goodbye to her.Copy !req
34. Do you know
if they'll be having a service?Copy !req
35. I was like a daughter to her.Copy !req
36. Oh, that's okay,
I'll just ask Kenny at the morgue.Copy !req
37. He's always got the 4-1-1.Copy !req
38. Anyways, I got to go.Copy !req
39. Just came by to grab my Tupperware.Copy !req
40. You ladies have fun.Copy !req
41. - Ah.
- Here.Copy !req
42. What, are you planning
on taking home leftovers? Hmm.Copy !req
43. I needed a cover story.Copy !req
44. I got gloves, waste disposal bags,
oxygenated bleach.Copy !req
45. Uh, why didn't we just go to the store?Copy !req
46. Because 12 percent
of all killers are caughtCopy !req
47. buying cleaning supplies.Copy !req
48. Also, regular bleach leaves behind
hemoglobin for the luminol tests.Copy !req
49. This stuff is the good stuff.Copy !req
50. Well, good to know, Misty.Copy !req
51. Listen, before we go, I just want
to go over the terms of our deal.Copy !req
52. Oh. What do you want,
a blood oath from me?Copy !req
53. I said I would go, so... I'm going.Copy !req
54. Christ, I've been looking
everywhere for you.Copy !req
55. Are you all right? I...Copy !req
56. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
57. Well, last night, I...Copy !req
58. I'm fine. No, a-actually,
I'm better than fine.Copy !req
59. I finally got laid,
so I'm fucking great. Hmm?Copy !req
60. Look, I don't care about what happened
with you and Jackie right now.Copy !req
61. I just need to know that you're okay.Copy !req
62. Travis, they had a fucking knife
to your throat.Copy !req
63. They were going to...Copy !req
64. - I don't know, but I know that...
- I said I was fine, didn't I?Copy !req
65. I'm gonna go look for Javi.Copy !req
66. He's not here?Copy !req
67. - Well, do you want any help?
- Nope.Copy !req
68. Well, aren't we a bunch of Gloomy Gusses.Copy !req
69. Who died?Copy !req
70. No, but seriously. Who is this guy?Copy !req
71. Misty? Really?
This is your big brainstorm?Copy !req
72. Do you have a better idea?Copy !req
73. I think what you mean
to say is, "Hi, Misty.Copy !req
74. It's so great to see you
after all this time.Copy !req
75. Thanks for swinging by
and helping us cover up a murder."Copy !req
76. Why does everyone keep using that word?Copy !req
77. It's not like I woke up
this morning and thought,Copy !req
78. "Hmm. What am I gonna do today? I know.Copy !req
79. I'll find out my boyfriend
is a creepy stalkerCopy !req
80. and stab him to death."Copy !req
81. I'm going to prison. I'm going to prison
for the rest of my life.Copy !req
82. No, you're not. None of us are.Copy !req
83. As long you listen to me
and do exactly what I say. Okay?Copy !req
84. So, if you haven't already turned off
your phones, I suggest you do that now.Copy !req
85. - Where's his?
- I-I took it home,Copy !req
86. and I put it in my safe.Copy !req
87. Okay, as soon as we're done here,
you're gonna go home,Copy !req
88. you're going to wipe it
and destroy the SIM card.Copy !req
89. All right? And then do
the same thing to yours.Copy !req
90. I didn't see any security cameras.Copy !req
91. Did anybody, neighbors,
see you come in here?Copy !req
92. I-I don't think so.Copy !req
93. Okay, great.
Then we're just destroying evidence.Copy !req
94. Shauna, you're the best
with a knife, clearly.Copy !req
95. So you'll handle the body.Copy !req
96. I mean, cut it up.Copy !req
97. Oh, God. Are you okay to do that?Copy !req
98. - Yeah.
- I'll help you.Copy !req
99. So, then, it's just me and Tai
on, uh, clean-up duty.Copy !req
100. Oof, boy, he sure was
a gusher, huh?Copy !req
101. Well, what are we waiting for, ladies?
Let's suit up and get to work.Copy !req
102. Thanks.Copy !req
103. Do you still remember how to do that?Copy !req
104. It's just like riding
a really gross, fucked-up bike.Copy !req
105. So, after your boyfriend killed Travis,Copy !req
106. you didn't notice
that he was acting weird?Copy !req
107. Natalie, stop it.Copy !req
108. I was with him the day Travis died.Copy !req
109. Okay?Copy !req
110. Well, he was working with somebody else.
That's so obvious.Copy !req
111. I need to get my hands on his cell phone.
I need to see his texts.Copy !req
112. Or maybe it's just a coincidence.Copy !req
113. And Travis did actually just kill himself.Copy !req
114. All this time, you've been looking
for some big conspiracy.Copy !req
115. What if the truth is just that...Copy !req
116. we're all fucked in the head
from what happened to us,Copy !req
117. and you're searching
for answers that don't exist?Copy !req
118. No. That didn't occur to me.Copy !req
119. Nat.Copy !req
120. I know what it's like.Copy !req
121. The numbness, the-the paranoia.Copy !req
122. Sometimes I look at the world around me,Copy !req
123. and it's like
all the light has just gone out of it.Copy !req
124. Maybe Travis just couldn't stand
to live like that anymore.Copy !req
125. And maybe you need
to start trying to forgive him.Copy !req
126. Ooh, I just got
the craziest case of déjà vu.Copy !req
127. And here I thought the worst thing
that was gonna happen to me this weekCopy !req
128. was losing the election.Copy !req
129. Well, I voted for you.Copy !req
130. And I only registered
so I could get jury duty.Copy !req
131. When do they call the results?Copy !req
132. Tomorrow.Copy !req
133. Oh, God. Is that the...Copy !req
134. The rest is, um, draining in the tub.Copy !req
135. Okay, perfect, so when that's done,Copy !req
136. put it in a suitcase and bury it out
at Hacklebarney Park.Copy !req
137. I've got a shovel in my trunk,
which you can borrow.Copy !req
138. I do want it back.Copy !req
139. And I took the liberty of packing up
some of his clothes, some booksCopy !req
140. and toiletries and stuff.Copy !req
141. And I'll take this with me
and get rid of it.Copy !req
142. That way, if anyone comes looking for him,
it just looks like he went on a trip.Copy !req
143. And after that? I mean,
what if an animal digs him up?Copy !req
144. What if a hiker's dog sniffs him out?Copy !req
145. Well, it won't matter.Copy !req
146. I mean, torsos are useless.
Duh.Copy !req
147. That's the whole point.
You only have to worryCopy !req
148. about the head and the hands.Copy !req
149. So, what's the plan with those?Copy !req
150. Don't worry about it. I'll handle that.Copy !req
151. Hey, I, uh...
I boiled some drinking water,Copy !req
152. if you guys are as hungover as I am.Copy !req
153. Has anyone seen Jackie?Copy !req
154. I have nothing to say to you.Copy !req
155. - To any of you, I mean...
- ... what the fuck?Copy !req
156. Yeah, like you're so innocent.Copy !req
157. Hey, I'm not the one who went
completely fucking insane last night.Copy !req
158. Right, no, you were too busy
screwing Travis.Copy !req
159. Whoa, hey, look, I'm sureCopy !req
160. that we all said and did...Copy !req
161. some stuff that we regret last night
on account of the shrooms.Copy !req
162. So, I think that the best thing
for us to doCopy !req
163. - is just...
- Wait, wait. Shrooms?Copy !req
164. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
165. That makes sense.Copy !req
166. Oh, shit. The broth.Copy !req
167. You drugged us?Copy !req
168. No, I didn't.Copy !req
169. Okay, yeah, it was an accident.
They were meant for Ben.Copy !req
170. Oh, my God.
Do you have any idea how crazy you are?Copy !req
171. They were my mushrooms.Copy !req
172. And you stole them to put them
in your stupid soup.Copy !req
173. Besides, you know, none of this
would have even happenedCopy !req
174. if he wouldn't have tricked me
into falling in love with him.Copy !req
175. - Oh, Misty, would you...
- Wait. Stop!Copy !req
176. Do you hear that?Copy !req
177. Oh, God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
178. Okay.Copy !req
179. All right. Everyone stay calm.Copy !req
180. How the fuck are we supposed to do that?Copy !req
181. Who-who has the gun?
Where's the gun?Copy !req
182. Natalie has it. We saw her.Copy !req
183. Shauna, the knife.Copy !req
184. Lot, don't.Copy !req
185. - Lottie, what are you doing?
- Shh.Copy !req
186. What if they know it was us?Copy !req
187. Look, I mean, it's-it's-it's fine.Copy !req
188. Come on. Just act normal.Copy !req
189. I'm fucking choking here, dude.Copy !req
190. I-I've been in, like,
a million conversations.Copy !req
191. Why can't I think of anything to say?Copy !req
192. There he is.Copy !req
193. Oh, hey.Copy !req
194. Your Highness.Copy !req
195. Wow.Copy !req
196. Somebody's been working out.Copy !req
197. I mean, I've seen
your commercials, but these days,Copy !req
198. with all the filters
and the Facetunes and the whatnot,Copy !req
199. you never really know.Copy !req
200. - Hey, Allie.
- Oh. Hi, Randall.Copy !req
201. Where's Shauna? I haven't seen her yet.Copy !req
202. You know, she's running a little late.Copy !req
203. This place looks
really great, by the way.Copy !req
204. Thank you. I feel such a sense
of responsibility, you know?Copy !req
205. Not just as class chair,
but as a member of the team.Copy !req
206. I don't know if you know this,Copy !req
207. but I was supposed to be
on the plane that day.Copy !req
208. Yeah, right. That must be, uh...Copy !req
209. - weird.
- It is.Copy !req
210. These reunions are such an important way
to honor the unique bond we all share.Copy !req
211. Our trauma bond.Copy !req
212. And this is the big one.Copy !req
213. Ten? Who cares?Copy !req
214. Twenty? Everyone is busy
with kids, careers.Copy !req
215. But 25? That's reunion pay dirt, baby.Copy !req
216. Tonight is gonna be special.Copy !req
217. Shauna is coming, isn't she?
You both did RSVP.Copy !req
218. Yeah. Uh, yeah. You know, she'll be here.Copy !req
219. I am so, so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
220. I mean, I'm just devastated.Copy !req
221. She was like a mother to me.Copy !req
222. Which, if you think about it,
kind of makes us sisters.Copy !req
223. I'm sorry. Um, who are you again?Copy !req
224. Misty. Misty Quigley. From Sunnyview.Copy !req
225. I was your mother's nurse.Copy !req
226. Or, as I like to think of it,
her guardian angel.Copy !req
227. Of course.Copy !req
228. Well, thank you for coming.Copy !req
229. I'm sure Mom was lucky to have you.Copy !req
230. Oh. I was the lucky one.Copy !req
231. Well, she was really there for me
when I needed it.Copy !req
232. Always smiling, always laughing.Copy !req
233. Well, not literally, of course.Copy !req
234. After the last stroke,
she pretty much lost all controlCopy !req
235. of her facial musculature,Copy !req
236. but you could still really sense
her inner joy.Copy !req
237. Um, I'm sorry. Are you confused?Copy !req
238. My mother was Gloria DeGenaro.Copy !req
239. May she rest in peace.Copy !req
240. Are you okay?Copy !req
241. How is it possible that this is
the most scared I've been all day?Copy !req
242. Right?Copy !req
243. Oh, my God! Oh, hey, girl.Copy !req
244. Hey! It's been forever.
What have you been up to?Copy !req
245. - Tell me.
- Um, yeah.Copy !req
246. You know, gardening,Copy !req
247. PTA, dismembering my lover's corpse.Copy !req
248. Oh, okay.Copy !req
249. Come on.Copy !req
250. Wait up.Copy !req
251. - Wow!
- Wow.Copy !req
252. I said I would come.Copy !req
253. I made a deal, okay?Copy !req
254. All right. Let's fucking do this.Copy !req
255. - Good.
- I can't believe you're all actually here.Copy !req
256. This is gonna be so much fun.Copy !req
257. Okay, let's get a picture.
Who can take a picture?Copy !req
258. Muriel! Muriel, get over here.Copy !req
259. - Come on, photo of the year.
- Oh, with me?Copy !req
260. Nobody blink.Copy !req
261. Here, I can help you with that.
I already got the fire started.Copy !req
262. Yeah, right.Copy !req
263. Like we're gonna trust you
around the food.Copy !req
264. Okay, I'm just trying to help.Copy !req
265. - Okay? So just...
- Oh, my God, Misty.Copy !req
266. Just get the fuck away!Copy !req
267. Shauna, don't.Copy !req
268. It'll make you sick.Copy !req
269. Hey.Copy !req
270. Come on.Copy !req
271. Talk to me.Copy !req
272. Why?Copy !req
273. So you get to tell me how dumb I am?Copy !req
274. You're not dumb.Copy !req
275. I think something
really, really scary happened to you,Copy !req
276. and you're trying to deal with it.Copy !req
277. I get that, but, Van...Copy !req
278. I saw something, Tai...Copy !req
279. after... it happened.Copy !req
280. I don't think I was dead.Copy !req
281. But I wasn't really alive, either.Copy !req
282. I think I was, like...Copy !req
283. in-between...Copy !req
284. or something.Copy !req
285. You were in shock.Copy !req
286. - Your body was...
- No.Copy !req
287. I know what I saw.Copy !req
288. I don't know what it meant.Copy !req
289. But I know I saw something.Copy !req
290. Something was out there with us.Copy !req
291. Okay, so...Copy !req
292. you had a near-death experience.Copy !req
293. And now you believe in, what?Copy !req
294. Ghosts?Copy !req
295. Tree demons?Copy !req
296. Wood sprites? Come on.Copy !req
297. Don't do that.Copy !req
298. I get that you're scared, too.Copy !req
299. But don't act like you have any clue
what's happening out here.Copy !req
300. Because you don't.Copy !req
301. Van.Copy !req
302. You believe that Sporty Spice is
the most underrated Spice Girl.Copy !req
303. You believe that Scully is
way too good for Mulder.Copy !req
304. - You do not believe in whatever this is...
- Yeah, well, maybe I do.Copy !req
305. And if that's gonna be a problem...Copy !req
306. then just say it.Copy !req
307. Okay?Copy !req
308. No.Copy !req
309. It's... It's not. It's-It's okay.Copy !req
310. We're okay, okay?Copy !req
311. I wish I could say I remember him better.Copy !req
312. You two were a lot alike, actually.Copy !req
313. Why?Copy !req
314. 'Cause we both loved you?Copy !req
315. He killed himself.Copy !req
316. He really... killed himself.Copy !req
317. I know.Copy !req
318. Kev?Copy !req
319. Are you coming?Copy !req
320. I got to go.Copy !req
321. But, uh...Copy !req
322. take care of yourself.Copy !req
323. Okay?Copy !req
324. I hope you find...Copy !req
325. whatever it is you really need.Copy !req
326. Hi, uh, can I have, uh, two cabernets,Copy !req
327. a beer, and a white wine spritzer, please?Copy !req
328. Sup, foxy lady?Copy !req
329. Uh, you know what?Copy !req
330. Could you make that, uh,
four tequila shots, doubles?Copy !req
331. Hell yeah! We partying tonight or what?Copy !req
332. Um...Copy !req
333. Shit.Copy !req
334. He told you, didn't he?Copy !req
335. If you ever tell anyone
what the two of you did,Copy !req
336. I will fucking end you.Copy !req
337. I will gut you like a pig.Copy !req
338. And if they find your body,
which they won't, it won't matter,Copy !req
339. because you
will be un-fucking-recognizable.Copy !req
340. Understand?Copy !req
341. So you're mad, then?Copy !req
342. Yeah, Randy. I'm mad.Copy !req
343. And I can't be mad at Jeff right now,
so... looks like it's you.Copy !req
344. Thank you so much.Copy !req
345. I get that.Copy !req
346. Good.Copy !req
347. You're a good friend.Copy !req
348. Should we wait for Natalie and Travis?Copy !req
349. Uh, you know what? I'm pretty sure
they've got some stuff to sort out, so...Copy !req
350. they can eat when they get back.Copy !req
351. Lottie, last night you saidCopy !req
352. we wouldn't be hungry much longer.Copy !req
353. How did you know?Copy !req
354. I just did.Copy !req
355. Yeah, it's called getting lucky.Copy !req
356. The bear probably just smelled us
and came looking for food, okay?Copy !req
357. Probably had something wrong with him.Copy !req
358. It didn't look sick.Copy !req
359. Honestly, at this point,
I don't even think I care.Copy !req
360. Can we just eat?Copy !req
361. Wait.Copy !req
362. Should we maybe say something?Copy !req
363. Like-Like thanks or grace or whatever?Copy !req
364. Yeah.Copy !req
365. Let's just make it quick. Okay?Copy !req
366. Lot?Copy !req
367. Let's join hands.Copy !req
368. Ooh, shooters!
I've never done one of these before.Copy !req
369. That's a good call.Copy !req
370. I swear to God,
if one more person tells meCopy !req
371. I've been in their thoughts and prayers...Copy !req
372. - ... I will...
- I want to make a toast.Copy !req
373. To old friends.Copy !req
374. Can I have everyone's attention, please?Copy !req
375. - Boo!
- Shut the fuck up, Doug.Copy !req
376. You're a grown man.Copy !req
377. as "a union that is happening again."Copy !req
378. "A convention of friends,Copy !req
379. relatives, or associates
after a period of separation."Copy !req
380. And indeed, a graduating class
will forever be unitedCopy !req
381. by their shared high school experience.Copy !req
382. But as the Wiskayok High Class of '96,Copy !req
383. we are united by something even greater.Copy !req
384. Together, we went
through a tragedy, and tonight...Copy !req
385. together, I'm hopeful
we can finally, truly heal.Copy !req
386. But in order to move forward,
we must first look back.Copy !req
387. For this gift from the wilderness,
we give our thanks.Copy !req
388. To the spirit of the bear who sacrificed
so that we could survive,Copy !req
389. we give our thanks.Copy !req
390. Thank you.Copy !req
391. And to the ancient gods of the sky
and the dirt, we give our thanks.Copy !req
392. Thank you.Copy !req
393. You didn't say it.Copy !req
394. Jackie didn't say it.Copy !req
395. They were our classmates, our teachers,Copy !req
396. our friends, but they were more than that.Copy !req
397. They were strong.Copy !req
398. They were courageous.Copy !req
399. They were, and they remain,Copy !req
400. a true inspiration.Copy !req
401. No, I did not thank the dirt
for bringing us a brain-dead bear.Copy !req
402. What is even happening right now?
The fuck is wrong with you all?Copy !req
403. It's fine, you guys.
She doesn't have to...Copy !req
404. Oh, shut up, Tai.Copy !req
405. Don't pretend
like you weren't a part of it.Copy !req
406. What, we're...
We're-We're just not gonna talk about it?Copy !req
407. We just howl at the moon now
and have fucking orgies?Copy !req
408. And somehow I'm the one
who did something wrong?Copy !req
409. - Whoa, wait, what?
- Jackie, calm down.Copy !req
410. Don't tell me to calm down!Copy !req
411. What were you gonna do to Travis
last night, Shauna?Copy !req
412. Answer me.Copy !req
413. I don't know. I don't remember.Copy !req
414. Bullshit.Copy !req
415. You had a knife to his throat.Copy !req
416. If we hadn't come,
you would have killed him.Copy !req
417. Just shut up!Copy !req
418. None of this would have happened
if it wasn't for you. If you hadn't...Copy !req
419. Hadn't what?Copy !req
420. Huh?Copy !req
421. Stolen him?Copy !req
422. Wow.Copy !req
423. The irony.Copy !req
424. Shauna was fucking JeffCopy !req
425. behind my back, you know that?Copy !req
426. Yeah, that's who's really responsible
for her little bundle of joy.Copy !req
427. It was you.Copy !req
428. You read my journal.Copy !req
429. How could you?Copy !req
430. You were my best friend.Copy !req
431. - You-You... You don't even like him.
- And how would you know?Copy !req
432. You're so obsessed with yourself,Copy !req
433. I'm surprised you're aware
other people even exist.Copy !req
434. You know you never even asked me
if I wanted to go to Rutgers?Copy !req
435. You just assumed
I'd go wherever you wanted.Copy !req
436. You tell me what to wear,
what to do, who to hook up with.Copy !req
437. I don't even like soccer!Copy !req
438. But you just get everything you want...Copy !req
439. all the time like it's nothing.Copy !req
440. And the rest of us, we're just extras
in the movie of your fucking life.Copy !req
441. Oh, my God, you're such a cliché.Copy !req
442. Oh, is the,
is the sad little sidekick mad?Copy !req
443. Did I force you to live
in my shadow, Shauna?Copy !req
444. It must be hard
being this jealous all the time.Copy !req
445. What? You're so fucking jealous of me,
you can barely breathe.Copy !req
446. Are you quoting Beaches at me right now?Copy !req
447. What? No.Copy !req
448. I'm not jealous of you, Jackie.Copy !req
449. I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
450. Because you're weak.Copy !req
451. And I think that deep down, you know it.Copy !req
452. Oh, I'm sure
everyone back home is so fucking sadCopy !req
453. to be losing
their perfect little princess,Copy !req
454. but they'll never know how tragic
and boring and insecure you really are.Copy !req
455. Or how high school was the best
your life was ever gonna get.Copy !req
456. Fuck you.Copy !req
457. That's it.Copy !req
458. You know what? That's it.Copy !req
459. That's it. Get-Get out.Copy !req
460. - Go on, get out!
- No.Copy !req
461. I can't be around you, I-I can't even
fucking look at you right now.Copy !req
462. Well, that sounds like your problem.Copy !req
463. So maybe you should leave.Copy !req
464. Maybe you'd be better off...Copy !req
465. since we're all so crazy.Copy !req
466. Okay, everybody just stop.
Nobody is going outside.Copy !req
467. - Stay out of it, Coach.
- You know what? Fine.Copy !req
468. Jackie, come on. Don't go outside.Copy !req
469. Don't pretend like this isn't what
you wanted the entire fucking time.Copy !req
470. I don't even know who you are anymore.Copy !req
471. Or maybe you never did.Copy !req
472. Now, traditionally, we'd end tonightCopy !req
473. with a dance
from our class king and queen.Copy !req
474. But while she isn't here with us,Copy !req
475. I know that this...Copy !req
476. is what Jackie would have wanted.Copy !req
477. Jeff. Shauna.Copy !req
478. Get up here!Copy !req
479. Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
480. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
481. - You want to make a break for it?
- Yeah!Copy !req
482. Come on, you two!
Get your butts on the dance floor.Copy !req
483. Dance, dance, dance!Copy !req
484. Come on!Copy !req
485. Here we go!Copy !req
486. Um, yeah.Copy !req
487. I'm fine.Copy !req
488. So, um...Copy !req
489. did you...Copy !req
490. Like, did they... Is he...Copy !req
491. Yes.Copy !req
492. I took care of it.Copy !req
493. But, um...Copy !req
494. I think the less
you know about it, the better.Copy !req
495. Right.Copy !req
496. You know, I think
we're gonna be all right.Copy !req
497. Well...Copy !req
498. don't hold out on me.Copy !req
499. How was the reunion?Copy !req
500. It was, uh...Copy !req
501. It was amazing.Copy !req
502. Sorry I slept in so late.
I'm a little hungover, to be honest.Copy !req
503. - Mm.
- We did shots.Copy !req
504. Sounds pretty wild.
- It was.Copy !req
505. I mean, it was just so fun
to be with old friends, you know?Copy !req
506. And everyone wanted to talk to us.Copy !req
507. It really showed me how people want...Copy !req
508. no, need to hear my story.Copy !req
509. But I'm still strapped to a bed here,
so I'm guessing there's a "but" coming.Copy !req
510. I want to do this. I really do.Copy !req
511. But how do I know that the second
I let you go, you're not gonna...Copy !req
512. What, gonna go to the police?Copy !req
513. Misty, do you know what I do for a living?Copy !req
514. Stick your nose
into other people's business?Copy !req
515. I'm a fixer.Copy !req
516. I clean up messes
for the rich and the powerful.Copy !req
517. It's fucking disgusting work.Copy !req
518. I'd say it was soul-crushing,Copy !req
519. if I remembered what it felt like
to have one.Copy !req
520. Honestly, the kind of money
we're talking about here,Copy !req
521. even my little slice of it...Copy !req
522. I have done a lot of things
that I cannot forget or undo,Copy !req
523. but at least I'd be able
to stop adding to the list.Copy !req
524. So if you think this little stay
here at the Caligula Inn isCopy !req
525. enough to make me rethink our partnership,Copy !req
526. you haven't gotten to know me at all.Copy !req
527. Hey. I'm glad you called.Copy !req
528. Sorry I wasn't there last night.
I just didn't think that, um...Copy !req
529. You know.Copy !req
530. How are you?Copy !req
531. Well, I'm working
on my concession speech, so...Copy !req
532. I'm sorry, Tai.Copy !req
533. Are you?Copy !req
534. Look, I'm calling
to let you know that, uh,Copy !req
535. I'll be swinging by later tonight
to pick up some things,Copy !req
536. some clothes, toys for Sammy.Copy !req
537. Yeah, of course. Uh, I won't be there.Copy !req
538. I have to be with my staff
for when they announce the results.Copy !req
539. You don't want me to be there.Copy !req
540. I just think
it might be easier for Sammy.Copy !req
541. Right, is he there?
Can I talk to him?Copy !req
542. He's actually on a playdate
with, uh, a kid named Elvis,Copy !req
543. if you can believe that.Copy !req
544. Look, I'll call you tomorrow.
You can talk to him then, okay?Copy !req
545. Okay.Copy !req
546. I love you, Simone.Copy !req
547. I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
548. I parked your car out front.Copy !req
549. I even filled up your gas tank
and topped up your wiper fluid.Copy !req
550. Misty.Copy !req
551. What?Copy !req
552. - Misty!
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
553. I threw them out, but...
It's a disgusting habit.Copy !req
554. And do you have any idea
how bad those things are for you?Copy !req
555. Yeah. It's why I do it.Copy !req
556. Come on,
you know I'm just gonna buy more.Copy !req
557. Save me a stop.Copy !req
558. So, what's our next move?
Dr. Phil? Oprah?Copy !req
559. Should I get a, um, uh, a publicist?Copy !req
560. Eventually, yes.Copy !req
561. Uh, first, I'm just gonna call
a few contacts I haveCopy !req
562. at the big lit agencies.Copy !req
563. But you let me worry about all that,
you know, earn my keep.Copy !req
564. You just, for now, start thinkingCopy !req
565. about who you want
to play you in the movie.Copy !req
566. Meryl Streep.Copy !req
567. No, no, no. No. Scarlett Johansson.Copy !req
568. Okay.Copy !req
569. Or who's the one in that thingCopy !req
570. about, um, those rich ladies
that kill that guy?Copy !req
571. Fuck.Copy !req
572. Javi?Copy !req
573. Javi!Copy !req
574. Javi!Copy !req
575. I, uh...Copy !req
576. I can't... I can't find him.Copy !req
577. - Well, he-he might be at the cabin.
- No.Copy !req
578. Something happened last night.Copy !req
579. Then I'll help you look.Copy !req
580. I don't want your help.Copy !req
581. I know.Copy !req
582. I don't want your fucking help, Nat.Copy !req
583. I know.Copy !req
584. Mm. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
585. I fucking love you, Natalie.Copy !req
586. What the fuck?Copy !req
587. Fucking bitch.Copy !req
588. This good boy was
actually a very bad dog.Copy !req
589. Oh.Copy !req
590. - I think we should get a cat.
- Hmm?Copy !req
591. I think cats are underrated.Copy !req
592. Mm.Copy !req
593. - Yeah.
- Well, I hope this cat behaves itself.Copy !req
594. It'll wind up in the chili pot.Copy !req
595. - Weirdo.
- Hey.Copy !req
596. What's up, Kokomo?Copy !req
597. What is happening right now?Copy !req
598. - Just...
- We're watching television.Copy !req
599. Why don't you join us?Copy !req
600. I have trig homework, and this is weird.Copy !req
601. You can sit down for a while.
Your homework can wait. Now come on.Copy !req
602. Come on. I was about to make popcorn.Copy !req
603. Now turning
to the state senate race,Copy !req
604. where results are expected momentarily
in Taissa Turner's effortCopy !req
605. to unseat incumbent Phil Bathurst.Copy !req
606. Come on. Get out here.Copy !req
607. It's almost time.Copy !req
608. behind Bathurst in the polls...Copy !req
609. - Okay.
- ... leaving her supporters' hopes tonightCopy !req
610. for victory remote at best.Copy !req
611. Shh. Everybody, quiet down.Copy !req
612. This is it.Copy !req
613. Now, with numbers
coming in from precinctsCopy !req
614. throughout the 31st district,Copy !req
615. it's starting to look like this race was
much closer than anyone anticipated.Copy !req
616. Just go talk to her.Copy !req
617. I didn't know
commercials still existed.Copy !req
618. Ouch.Copy !req
619. You know, I'm in a commercial.Copy !req
620. In local news, authorities
are asking for assistanceCopy !req
621. in finding a Hoboken artist
who's gone missing.Copy !req
622. Sheriff O'Conner says Adam Martin,
36, was last seen Monday.Copy !req
623. Concerned family and friends saidCopy !req
624. they have not heard from him
in several days,Copy !req
625. prompting them to alert authorities
about his disappearance.Copy !req
626. Of course I burned it.Copy !req
627. But, um, then I added a whole bunch
of butter, so it should be okay.Copy !req
628. Okay, kiddo, why don't you go up
to your room and grab some toys?Copy !req
629. I'm gonna get the suitcase
from the basement.Copy !req
630. No matter what, just know
that we ran a good race.Copy !req
631. Yeah.Copy !req
632. Oh, my God.Copy !req
633. It's official.
Wow. In a stunning upset,Copy !req
634. Taissa Turner has defeated
incumbent Phil Bathurst...Copy !req
635. to become New Jersey's
first Black womanCopy !req
636. elected to the state senate.Copy !req
637. Turner! Turner!
Turner! Turner! Turner!Copy !req
638. Turner! Turner! Turner!Copy !req
639. Hey.Copy !req
640. This is stupid.Copy !req
641. I'm sorry. Okay? I-I'm really sorry.Copy !req
642. Come inside.Copy !req
643. Please?Copy !req
644. Thanks. I was freezing out there.Copy !req
645. I'm so tired. Hmm.Copy !req
646. Here. This will help.Copy !req
647. Hot chocolate?Copy !req
648. How?Copy !req
649. Where did you find this?Copy !req
650. Does it matter?Copy !req
651. - Shauna.
- It's fine.Copy !req
652. It's all gonna be fine.Copy !req
653. I love you, Jackie.Copy !req
654. We all love you, Jackie.Copy !req
655. You're the best friend I've ever had.Copy !req
656. You know that, right?Copy !req
657. I know.Copy !req
658. It's not as bad as you thought. Is it?Copy !req
659. So glad you're joining us.Copy !req
660. We've been waiting for you.Copy !req
661. No.Copy !req
662. Oh, my God. It snowed?Copy !req
663. Holy shit.Copy !req
664. Jackie!Copy !req
665. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
666. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
667. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
668. No!Copy !req
669. No, Jackie!Copy !req
670. Wake up! No!Copy !req
671. Jackie, wake up!Copy !req
672. No!Copy !req
673. No, Jackie, wake up.Copy !req
674. No!Copy !req
675. No.Copy !req
676. No!Copy !req
677. Jackie!Copy !req
678. No.Copy !req
679. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
680. Get out! No! No.Copy !req
681. Stop!Copy !req
682. Hey, you've reached Natalie.
You know what to do.Copy !req
683. Natalie, fucking call me,
goddamn it.Copy !req
684. What the hell have you gotten into?Copy !req
685. Look, I did what you asked.Copy !req
686. I dug into Travis's bank account
and found out who emptied it.Copy !req
687. I think someone's following me.Copy !req
688. Who the fuck is Lottie Matthews?Copy !req
689. Versez le sang, mes beaux amis.Copy !req
690. And let the darkness set us free.Copy !req