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- Oh, my God, Jackie.
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- Yeah. You're welcome.
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- Mm.
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- Ugh.
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'cause nobody asked you.
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you're our best player.
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- Is this a pep talk?
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someone to guide them.
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buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...
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by its author.
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we'll be right back.
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for State Senator.
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- I'm about to drive
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- I want to play in my room.
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- Are you kidding me?
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She totally choked.
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- She's a liability.
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- 'Kay.
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- Amen!
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- Oh, my God.
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- Christ! Yes!
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- "Fine."
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- Hi, Kyle.
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- Thanks. I will.
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- Mm-hmm.
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478. Just admit you did it on purpose.
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479. - Excuse me?
- You heard me.
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480. - You're wasted.
- And you're a fucking sociopath.
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481. Whoa! Calm down.
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482. No! Listen, you guys,
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483. we don't have to worry
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484. - because Taissa fixed it for us.
- What?
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485. What's she talking about?
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486. She's talking
about Taissa's little plan.
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487. Oh, please.
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488. Don't you have a bong to hit
or a dick to suck?
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489. Don't talk to her that way.
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490. Oh, fuck off, Shauna.
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491. I don't need you to defend me.
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492. Last time I checked, you were fine
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493. - with the whole freeze-her-out strategy.
- Okay, seriously,
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494. what are you talking about?
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495. Shut the fuck up, Laura Lee!
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496. No, no, no, stop it.
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497. Somebody needs to take
her wasted ass home.
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498. Say that again, bitch. Say that again.
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499. I-I will say it again!
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500. Cat fight!
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501. Cat fight!
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502. That's it!
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503. Enough!
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504. Yellowjackets, with me!
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505. Now!
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506. I don't know what the fuck that was,
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507. but I do know that it's over.
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508. We're about to go to nationals.
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509. And based on what
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510. we might as well not even bother
getting on that plane.
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511. All right.
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512. Everybody line up.
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513. No, I'm fucking serious. Line up!
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514. Come on!
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515. Here's what we're gonna do.
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516. I want each of you to go down this line
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517. and say one nice, true thing
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518. about every other girl on this team.
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519. What is this, fucking Girl Scout camp?
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520. Who wants to go first?
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521. I'll go, Jackie.
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522. Taissa,
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523. you are beautiful in the eyes of our Lord.
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524. Mm.
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525. Van,
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526. you are beautiful...
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527. Oh, my God!
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528. Okay, Laura Lee, fall back.
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529. Fuck.
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530. Okay. I'll go first.
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531. Taissa Turner.
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532. You have more fight in you
than anyone I've ever known.
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533. I'm inspired by your determination.
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534. Vanessa Palmer.
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535. Your smile makes me
feel happy every time I see it.
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536. Laura Lee.
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537. I truly admire your faith.
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538. Nat.
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539. I love that you don't care
what anybody thinks.
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540. And you're so completely yourself.
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541. She's also deadly at beer pong.
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542. So, go on. Tell her.
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543. Come on, guys.
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544. Laura Lee, you have very shiny hair.
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545. Thank you, Van.
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546. Lottie...
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547. you never talk shit unless
someone really deserves it.
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548. Also...
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549. I like your Pilgrim hat.
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550. I'm sorry,
for what I said before,
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551. about you...
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552. I didn't, you know,
mean to hurt her.
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553. Okay.
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554. Hi.
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555. Hi.
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556. Are-are we cool?
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557. I don't know.
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558. You haven't said
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559. Okay.
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560. Shauna Shipman.
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561. You are...
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562. a terrible dancer
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563. and you have seriously
questionable taste in music...
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564. and you can't hold
your liquor for shit.
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565. But you're the only one
who's always been there for me.
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566. You're the best friend I've ever had.
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567. You know that, right?
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568. Yeah. I know.
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569. Okay.
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570. Let's get you home.
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571. Misty?
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572. Turn on Port Monmouth. It's faster.
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573. Shauna's house is on the way.
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574. Come on. I'm past curfew.
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575. I have a curfew, too, you know.
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576. Yeah, but...
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577. you know what my parents are like.
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578. Love you.
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579. Jeff, pull over.
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580. Are you gonna puke?
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581. Pl... Don't puke in my car, Shauna.
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582. Just pull over.
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583. Whoa, hey.
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584. Hey, I-I thought
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585. We're not.
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586. Again.
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587. If you come inside me,
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588. I will raise the baby out of spite
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589. and train it to become a killing machine
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590. that eventually hunts you down.
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591. Got it?
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592. Uh-huh.
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593. Okay.
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594. Tell me you love me.
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595. I won't hold you to it, okay?
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596. Just say it.
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597. I love you, Shauna.
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598. Say it again.
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599. I love you, Shauna.
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600. We need to talk.
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601. Mom.
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602. Mom.
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603. Mom!
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604. Come on.
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605. Just let me find my keys.
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606. I already got a ride.
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607. Love you.
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608. Remember, the most important thing
is to have fun.
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609. Love you.
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610. Here, I'll give you guys a hand.
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611. Wicked.
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612. I can't believe your dad paid
for a private plane.
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613. It's pretty much
his only form of parenting.
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614. I guess I'll take it.
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615. Well, thank you,
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- Mr. Matthews!
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617. Whoa, whoa, hey, JV.
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618. Didn't they tell you?
New blood's got to earn a seat.
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619. Oh, I-I thought that I could...
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620. No, I'm 100% messing with you.
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621. You want some Fruit by the Foot?
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622. I've got, like, a mile of it.
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623. Hey, hey, hey. Not so fast, girls.
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624. - Javi.
- Yeah.
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625. For your ears.
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626. Nuh-uh, buttmunch. Get out of here.
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627. All right, hustle up.
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628. It's gonna be a long flight.
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629. This is your captain.
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630. Our flight plan to Seattle has us going
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631. - a bit farther north than expected.
- Hey.
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632. You okay?
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633. - We're gonna try to avoid...
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634. a storm system that's coming in.
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635. Should get some great views...
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636. of the Canadian Rockies.
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637. Remember when you came
to Hilton Head with us in second grade
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638. and you cried the whole flight?
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639. Sit back, enjoy the flight.
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640. Here.
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641. Swiped these
from my mom's medicine cabinet.
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642. Valium.
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643. She's got,
like, a never-ending supply,
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645. I know.
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646. I'm basically the best.
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647. And here.
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648. It's a good luck charm.
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649. Now nothing can touch you.
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650. Sorry I'm late.
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651. A reporter approached me today.
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652. She said she was with the local paper,
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653. but I googled her,
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654. and she wasn't credited
in any bylines anywhere.
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655. These people come out
of the woodwork every few years
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656. on some anniversary or another.
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657. You know that.
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658. There's no reason to think
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659. I can think of a few.
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660. We agreed.
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661. Say no more than we have to,
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663. Shauna.
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664. I saw you on fucking television, Ty.
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665. If someone's digging,
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667. Take care of it.
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668. Thank you.
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670. She's in rehab. Again.
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671. And there's still no sign of the others?
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672. No.
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673. Not for months.
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674. Okay.
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675. Then we're fine.
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676. So long as nobody does anything crazy...
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677. we have nothing to worry about.
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678. Nice ride.
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679. I'm Dave. The manager.
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680. Hi, Dave.
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681. I'm sorry. It's just...
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682. Haven't seen anyone around this unit
since I've been here.
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683. Vultures have been circling it for years,
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685. "Long as the bill's paid."
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686. You local?
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687. Was.
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688. Been a while since I've been...
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690. Then welcome back.
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691. Thanks.
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692. I wasn't sure how I'd feel, but...
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693. I think it'll be good to...
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695. Happy Friday, Mrs. DeGenaro.
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696. Time for your meds.
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697. We been a good girl today?
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698. Mm.
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700. You know, you're never gonna get
your strength back up
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702. Gloria.
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704. I have told you,
you just have to press the button
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706. I just changed those sheets.
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707. You know...
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708. I think the morphine
might be upsetting your tummy.
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709. Let's skip this dose.
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710. Mm-mm.
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711. Don't fuck with me.
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