1. No! No!Copy !req
2. Domo!Copy !req
3. You ranted, sir?Copy !req
4. I'm ruined!
Ratings are off.Copy !req
5. Video's in the toilet.
My sponsors
want to deep-fry me!Copy !req
6. And your action figures
aren't selling!Copy !req
7. You designed the show.
So change it.Copy !req
8. Change it?
You cold sore!Copy !req
9. Just try replacing me!Copy !req
10. You've abused
every decent actor
in the galaxy.Copy !req
11. You're a soulless,
sadistic bag of pus,Copy !req
12. and you smell!Copy !req
13. Flattery, young man,
will get you
absolutely nowhere!Copy !req
14. You little vermin!Copy !req
15. You're all dog meat!
Look at this.Copy !req
16. See this nose hair?
It can act
better than you!Copy !req
17. Actually, if I hold it up
to the light, it looks
like you, in a tuxedo!Copy !req
18. He had a point,
O Bulbous One.Copy !req
19. What do you mean?Copy !req
20. Tell me we have
a replacement.Copy !req
21. Tell me, please!Copy !req
22. Nothing proven,
Most Congealed Master.Copy !req
23. The X-Men.
A bit primitive,Copy !req
24. and from a backwater
dimension we don't
usually bother with.Copy !req
25. Do I look like a man
that cares?Copy !req
26. I don't care!
Get them!Copy !req
27. Mojo can make a star
out of anyone!Copy !req
28. Instantaneous test numbers
are good in all dimensions,Copy !req
29. O Potentate
of Programming.Copy !req
30. The passion!
The drama!Copy !req
31. And we can get them cheap!Copy !req
32. I'm making money just
standing here thinking
about it! Am I standing?Copy !req
33. You may have
done it again.Copy !req
34. Of course I have!
I am a genius!Copy !req
35. Get Mojo the X-Men!Copy !req
36. This is
the finest television
available today.Copy !req
37. Digital everything.
1,300 scan lines.Copy !req
38. Does it have a built-in
surge protector?Copy !req
39. Our last television
met with
an unfortunate accident.Copy !req
40. Accident?
I don't understand.Copy !req
41. You'd have to
know Jubilee.Copy !req
42. She won't have
any trouble with
our new remote control.Copy !req
43. Uh-uh.Copy !req
44. Don't touch that dial!Copy !req
45. That's odd.Copy !req
46. Hey, I warned you!Copy !req
47. Nobody tunes out
Mojovision!Copy !req
48. Who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
49. Let's not get off
on the wrong foot, bubby.Copy !req
50. Can we talk?Copy !req
51. I've had my eye
on your career.
Forceful, heroic.Copy !req
52. Loved what you did
with the Sentinels!
Star potential!Copy !req
53. Sorry, it must have
been the producer
I had for lunch.Copy !req
54. I mean, the thing
with the eye blasts.
Talk about your x-ray specs,Copy !req
55. baby, you'll knock
them dead!Copy !req
56. Who are you?
Is this some kind
of sick joke?Copy !req
57. Cyclops, sweetheart!Copy !req
58. I'm offering you X-Men
a lifetime contract!Copy !req
59. With the standard
non-survival clauses.Copy !req
60. Don't worry,
it's just a formality.Copy !req
61. I'm still not sure
what you're selling, pal,
but we're leaving.Copy !req
62. A rejection!Copy !req
63. Well, well, I should
have known betterCopy !req
64. than to try to help out
some ungrateful
amateur act from a...Copy !req
65. From a dirt-bag
dimension like yours!Copy !req
66. Who do you think you are?
You're nothing! A nobody!Copy !req
67. And nobody
says "No" to Mojo!Copy !req
68. Listen up, one-eye.Copy !req
69. I make the program decisions
around here!Copy !req
70. Stop it! He can't survive
much more!Copy !req
71. Tell it to a lawyer.Copy !req
72. Do I interfere
in your contract
negotiations?Copy !req
73. Like I need some
two-bit supporting actressCopy !req
74. telling me how
to run my business!Copy !req
75. What is this?
The Fourth of July?Copy !req
76. Scott!
Are you all right?Copy !req
77. Now that's what
I call entertainment! Spiral!Copy !req
78. Would you show our cast
to the studio
and call wardrobe?Copy !req
79. They look like
they dressed
out of a dumpster!Copy !req
80. I mean, really.Copy !req
81. Excuse me one moment,
would you, please?Copy !req
82. The auditions are closed.Copy !req
83. Time to report to the set.Copy !req
84. Jean!Copy !req
85. What an entrance!Copy !req
86. Can you hear that applause?
They love you guys!Copy !req
87. Stick with me
and you, X-Men,
will be stars.Copy !req
88. Not like that ungrateful
has-been...Copy !req
89. What's his name?Copy !req
90. Longshot,
O Depraved Omelet.Copy !req
91. Longshot.Copy !req
92. He'll never eat lunch
in this universe again!Copy !req
93. He's gone,
he's history,
he's jet fumes.Copy !req
94. He is forgotten,
O Corrupter of Crania.Copy !req
95. You've got about 10 seconds
to send us back!Copy !req
96. Excuse me, are you
threatening me?Copy !req
97. Hey, hey, hey,
this isn't a comedy!Copy !req
98. If you can't keep
your lines straight,Copy !req
99. I can write you
out of the first act!Copy !req
100. Power tends to corrupt,Copy !req
101. and absolute power
corrupts absolutely,Copy !req
102. as seems evident.Copy !req
103. Hey, furball,
you had all your shots?Copy !req
104. And what, pray tell,
are you X-Men
going to give thisCopy !req
105. mind-numbed bunch
of couch potatoesCopy !req
106. and the trillions
watching at home?
What do they want to see?Copy !req
107. Peace? Freedom?Copy !req
108. Maybe good government?Copy !req
109. They want blood and guts
and love and hate.Copy !req
110. They want entertainment!Copy !req
111. You give them action!
Action! Action!Copy !req
112. The X-Men don't fight
without a reason!Copy !req
113. Violence and destruction
are not forms of amusement.Copy !req
114. Trust me,
O My Performing Cattle,
they are!Copy !req
115. And if ratings don't go up
with every show,Copy !req
116. I'll cancel the series
and its performers
permanently!Copy !req
117. Control room,
it's showtime!Copy !req
118. What happened
to Storm?Copy !req
119. Scott!Copy !req
120. How did we
get out here?Copy !req
121. I think we can thank
our friend Mojo.Copy !req
122. Where did that
come from?Copy !req
123. Over there!Copy !req
124. Torpedo!Copy !req
125. This one's mine.Copy !req
126. Now to give them
the slip.Copy !req
127. We can't outrun those!Copy !req
128. I shall deal
with the airborne threat!Copy !req
129. Wind and water,
whirl and rage!Copy !req
130. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
131. Cyclops!
We must abandon ship!Copy !req
132. Now that's what I call
a slam-bang ending!Copy !req
133. Listen to that
audience response!Copy !req
134. I'm getting numbers here
that mathematicians
have never heard of.Copy !req
135. The ratings are going
through the roof!Copy !req
136. I may have to
let them live.Copy !req
137. You're sick!Copy !req
138. Scott and Storm
are human beings!Copy !req
139. You can't destroy them,
just to keep
people amused!Copy !req
140. Do I look like a man
that cares?Copy !req
141. Hey, control room,
bring up show number two.Copy !req
142. Control room.Copy !req
143. Control room!Copy !req
144. We've got to get somebody
to help with the filing.Copy !req
145. Where's Rogue?Copy !req
146. Out of the blackness
of space comes...Copy !req
147. Rogue Star!Copy !req
148. I tell you,
this gal, Rogue, is big!Copy !req
149. Every kid in your dimension
will give her right armCopy !req
150. for a pair of Rogue gloves!Copy !req
151. What's going on,
Beast?Copy !req
152. Looks like
old blubber gutsCopy !req
153. stuck us
in some high-tech
shooting gallery.Copy !req
154. Oh, dear.Copy !req
155. Deft maneuver, my dear.
But a bit breathtaking.Copy !req
156. We may be outgunned.
But this little honey
sure can handle.Copy !req
157. Stupendous!Copy !req
158. We are stable,Copy !req
159. but I fear our course
is taking us into the sun!Copy !req
160. Dang-blasted thing
won't turn!Copy !req
161. Hey!Copy !req
162. Rogue!Copy !req
163. Unhand her,
you repulsive
reptilians!Copy !req
164. Beast! Beast! Beast!Copy !req
165. That's colossal!Copy !req
166. I give it two flippers up.Copy !req
167. Next!Copy !req
168. And now it's Wolverine,
starring in...Copy !req
169. I Dream of Jean!Copy !req
170. Let's give it up.
Push that
applause button, Spiral.Copy !req
171. Let's rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
172. Wolverine! Listen!
Mojo said
it's only entertainment.Copy !req
173. He won't let us win!Copy !req
174. He's controlling everything
that happens!Copy !req
175. I'm going to try...Copy !req
176. Jean!Copy !req
177. What a love story!Copy !req
178. Am I moved
by this mush, or what?Copy !req
179. The highest ratings ever
for an educational show!Copy !req
180. Entertainment.
It's just television.Copy !req
181. Electronic images
created by machines.Copy !req
182. Logan!Copy !req
183. Hang on, Jean!Copy !req
184. Electronic images
created by machines,Copy !req
185. and machines can be affected
by psycho-kinetic energy!Copy !req
186. What...
What is this?Copy !req
187. No!Copy !req
188. Control room!Copy !req
189. What are you doing up there?
Sitting on your hands!Copy !req
190. Go to a commercial!
Go to reruns!Copy !req
191. Go to an infomercial!
Go to something!Copy !req
192. I'm losing my audience
to a bunch of dead trees!Copy !req
193. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
194. I'm setting
the X-Men free.Copy !req
195. So they can get out
of my time slot.Copy !req
196. Hey, hey, hey!
You make them into starsCopy !req
197. and they just turn on you.Copy !req
198. No!Copy !req
199. How about giving me
a lift, Rogue?Copy !req
200. Any time, sugar.Copy !req
201. Hold it!Copy !req
202. This, if you haven't
been paying attention,
is my dimension!Copy !req
203. Get with the program
or get crushed!Copy !req
204. Can someone please tell me
what just happened?Copy !req
205. Everything
that Mojo created is gone.Copy !req
206. Especially
the audience.Copy !req
207. Well, nothing lasts forever,
especially in television.Copy !req
208. Did I tell you I used to
go out with an actress
with two heads?Copy !req
209. Yeah?
Was she nice?Copy !req
210. Yes and no.Copy !req
211. Bubula!Copy !req
212. Come here.
Come here, yeah.Copy !req
213. You look great. Lost weight?
Had the face-lift? Whatever.Copy !req
214. Listen, it's time we did
a fresh start, you know.Copy !req
215. Now, we did a little re-think
on that re-write
for are-group on are-draft.Copy !req
216. No, I'm talking new show,
new time slot,
new dimension,Copy !req
217. bigger hair, less money.
The whole nine yards!Copy !req
218. Look!
A jungle picture!Copy !req
219. That must be
your Citadel.Copy !req
220. Yes, when I built it,
I felt I was creating
a new world here.Copy !req
221. Magneto, we must
help her!Copy !req
222. No, Charles!Copy !req
223. The creature attacking
the woman is Sauron.Copy !req
224. His powers would make him
a dangerous foe,Copy !req
225. even if we still
had our own.Copy !req
226. There is nothing
we can do.Copy !req