Xiaolin Showdown 3x9

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

After learning a con dragon named Chucky Choo sold fake Shen-Gong-Wu to them, Wuya, Jack, and Cyclops vow revenge on him. Will the monks and Dojo be able to protect the misguided dragon? Or will Dojo and Chucky's past get in the way?

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1. 'The Kuzusu Atom'

2. 'is the most dangerous Wu.'

3. 'Whoever possesses it can vaporize his enemies at will.'

4. It's also pretty nifty for cleaning your room

5. when you forget to pick up after yourself.

6. - I gotta talk! - Ah!

7. It-it could be you-you-know-who!

8. - Woo-hoo.. - Dojo, give it back!

9. You've already used up most of my minutes!

10. Master Fong, what a pleasant surprise.

11. Dojo, my answering machine

12. is filled with messages from you.

13. What is so urgent?

14. I... I miss you!

15. And I miss you too.

16. But you must stop calling every five minutes.

17. Master Fong?

18. Who's that?

19. W-what? Oh, uh, no one.

20. There. There!

21. Dojo, this is Frenchie Foo.

22. Just an old friend passing through.

23. Another dragon?

24. Dojo, it isn't like that.

25. Uh, no. It's table tennis at 3:00.

26. Then pool time.

27. Dojo, gimme that!

28. Oh, no, not until I get to the bottom of this!

29. - Hold on there, little missy. - Dojo!

30. - Look in! - Look out!

31. How much further to the Kuzusu Atom Shen Gong Wu?

32. About 20 miles.

33. That way.

34. Master Fong, are you still there?

35. Master Fong, speak to me.

36. Master Fong!

37. buzz buzz buzz

38. I tell you, these are the finest Shen Gong Wu in the market.

39. Each with a lifetime warranty.

40. Psst. I'm interested in Shen Gong Wu.

41. Well, you came to the right place.

42. Scary lady.

43. What can I do you for?

44. The name is Wuya. And I'll take all of them.

45. Nice doing business with you, W.

46. How can I help you, pretty kitty?

47. sniff sniff sniff

48. growl

49. I'm Jack Spicer.

50. The prince of darkness.

51. Of course you are, Your Highness.

52. And I've got just what every dark prince wants.

53. Wowie!

54. Hey... how do I know these Wu really work?

55. Well, I see you know your Wu.

56. Go ahead. Take one for a spin.

57. Shroud of shadows!

58. Prince? Oh, where did you go?

59. Shroud of shadows!

60. I'm here! Ha ha! I was here all along!

61. Wow! These are the best Wu ever!

62. hmm

63. Time to look for fresh fish.

64. (Omi) Are you certain the Kuzusu Atom lies under the falls?

65. I got a nose for Wu.

66. Unless my sinuses are acting up.

67. Gills of Hamachi!

68. whoosh whoosh whoosh

69. Wudai Warriors, double your efforts!

70. Raimundo, triple yours.

71. There it is!

72. Aw, this is gonna be easier

73. than tippin' heifers durin' a full moon.

74. Jack Spicer, you are, like, so not getting this Wu!

75. "Jack Spicer, you are, like, so not getting this Wu!"

76. Wrong! Meet my new fish-bots.

77. You're such a freak!

78. Dolphins are mammals, not fish!

79. So what? They all have flippers!

80. Fish-bots, attack!

81. Nothin' I dislike more than a smart alec Tursiops truncatus

82. Yeah, bottlenose dolphin.

83. pew pew pew

84. boom

85. Fish-bots, attack!

86. pew pew pew

87. Urgh! Take that, Charlie!

88. pew pew pew

89. boom

90. pew pew pew

91. pew pew pew

92. boom

93. splash splash splash

94. It's over baby.

95. Thorn Of Thunderbolt.

96. Silk Spitter.

97. Hey..

98. thud

99. You can color me gone.

100. Shroud of Shadows!

101. 'I'm am so invisible.'

102. How'd you do that?

103. Wudai Neptune Water!

104. Pre boarding young monks

105. and the pitiful in need of assistance.

106. That's me! We're saved!

107. Uh, think again, chowder head.

108. poing

109. (Omi) 'Water!'

110. Time to put the Kuzusu Atom to bed.

111. And then time to put Dojo to bed.

112. What a strange and colorful dragon.

113. I wonder where he came from.

114. poing poing

115. Please don't hurt me, I didn't know they weren't real.

116. What's not real?

117. Umm, uh, nothing.

118. Uh, uh, I'm just d-delirious

119. from the lack of food and sleep.

120. I've been on a long, lo-o-ong journey.

121. Are you like a world traveler dude?

122. Okay, uh, I'm a world traveler dude

123. who's nothing but scales and bones.

124. Did I mention I haven't eaten or slept in days?

125. Uh, you are welcome to stay with us.

126. Oh, no, I-I really couldn't impose.

127. You think I could have a room facing west?

128. I hate wakin' up too early in the afternoon.

129. And then Genghis Khan rides up

130. waving the most humongous sword

131. 'and boasting how he took it from his latest conquest.'

132. He is surprised to find everyone snickering.

133. Then he looks down and sees the price tag

134. still dangling from the handle.

135. Ha, you should've seen the look on that palooka's red face.

136. Uh, he maybe a tyrant, but he was still good people.

137. You know so many famous people.

138. Oh, yeah.

139. Attila the Hun, Alexander the Great

140. Ivan the terrible.. Now there was a sweetie.

141. Never understood how he got that name.

142. Hey, guys.

143. I just checked the fridge. We're out of ice cream.

144. Dojo, there's someone I would like you to meet.

145. (Omi) 'Wait, y-you know each other?'

146. You!

147. No good yo-yo thief!

148. Oh, hey! Ow! That hurts.

149. My guess, would be yes.

150. Hey, come on, ease up, will you?

151. This is the no good con dragon I told you about.

152. The one who stole the family yo-yo.

153. You got it all wrong, Dojo.

154. Alright, I'll give you, he's handsome.

155. But Chucky Choo is more slippery than—

156. A baby oinker in a pig catching contest?

157. Yeah. When you shake his hand you better count your fingers.

158. I'm pretty sure that's how I lost my feet.

159. There must be some mistake.

160. No. No, there's no mistake.

161. Dojo's right on all accounts.

162. Liar, don't listen to him.

163. Because he just.. Uh!

164. Go on.

165. It's true. I was once a bad dragon..

166. who did bad things.

167. But the worst thing I ever did was to lose the friendship

168. of my closest friend.

169. But I've changed since then.

170. And I hope one day I'll be lucky enough

171. to earn back that friendship.

172. What do you say, Dojo?

173. O-o-ow!

174. Alright, I see I'm getting some mixed signals

175. on how you feel about me.

176. - Chucky. - No.

177. I'll be in my room.

178. Out by the end of the day.

179. Or the week.

180. End of the month, the very latest.

181. And if you run out for more ice cream

182. you know where to find me.

183. Hmph!

184. A little privacy, please?

185. I just came to say goodbye.

186. And good riddance.

187. I know what the family yo-yo meant to you.

188. That's why before I leave for good..

189. The family yo-yo!

190. Yeah, I found it years ago

191. but I had no idea where to find you.

192. Ha-ha, I never doubted you

193. for a moment, buddy boy!

194. Loop-de-loop.

195. Three leaf clover.

196. Lift the spinner.

197. Gravity grip.

198. Around the world!

199. I see you still got the moves.

200. thud

201. Ha-ha-ha.

202. Ha, Dojo, you can always make me laugh.

203. Now, look at you. A great mystical dragon.

204. I'd be lying if I didn't say I'm just a bit jealous.

205. You? Jealous of moi?

206. But you're the world traveler.

207. Uh, yeah, about that.

208. Uh, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

209. thud

210. whirr

211. 'Right behind you, Dojo.'

212. What.. Whoa-whoa!

213. thud

214. I guess I walked the dog

215. when I should've looped a loop.

216. 'You really thought'

217. you could get away with it?

218. Selling us fake Wu!

219. That's low. Even for evil.

220. That's what I was trying to tell you.

221. But it's all over.

222. Yes, all over for this con team.

223. No, not me! I'm a straight arrow dragon.

224. whirr whirr whirr

225. We saw how chummy you two were.

226. Like peas and carrots.

227. Cyclops will watch over you.

228. While your pal here helps me get some real Wu.

229. But he's not my pal!

230. For your sake, you'd better hope he is.

231. Because if he doesn't come through..

232. pew pew pew

233. boom

234. We're... gonna have a nice camp fire?

235. (all) Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

236. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

237. Hey, guys. I was online shopping for shoes.

238. - Guess what I found? - Shoes?

239. I'll be a Texas road apple.

240. Who in gosh-darn would sell Dojo?

241. I cross referenced the user name

242. with a double helix tracer decoding worm.

243. Wuya is demanding Wu for Dojo.

244. thud thud

245. Dojo! Are you alright?

246. I've been better!

247. Someone toss me a life preserver!

248. Or a mint!

249. Put your hands up!

250. We've got you hombres surrounded.

251. Grr.

252. zap

253. Blade of the Nebula!

254. Huh?

255. Unh!

256. Shimo Staff!

257. Arrow Sparrow!

258. Big Bang Meteorang!

259. crash

260. What in tarnation's goin' on?

261. (Omi) My Wudai Weapon is..

262. an imposter!

263. 'Mine's a forgery too!'

264. - Mine too! - They all are.

265. Oh, good job, Chucky.

266. At least someone I work with is competent.

267. You low-down snake in the grass.

268. Hey, I'm just lookin' out for number one, pal.

269. Cyclops, keep our friends

270. occupied while I gather our Wu.

271. gulp

272. thud

273. thud

274. thud

275. Dojo, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

276. But Dojo does not have any Wu!

277. It says right here "that a mystical dragon

278. "can be Wu-less in a showdown

279. if he has no criminal record."

280. Well, huh, there was the, uh, the, uh..

281. No convictions.

282. The game is Xiaolin Pinball.

283. The first to reach one million points wins.

284. Let's go.

285. - Xiaolin Showdown! - Xiaolin Showdown!

286. ting ting ting

287. - Gong Yi Tan Pai! - Gong Yi Tan Pai!

288. pew pew pew

289. ding ding ding

290. peep peep peep

291. ting ting ting

292. Say, this could be a pretty cool ride!

293. Dojo, keep your ears on the game!

294. Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

295. clank clank clank

296. peep peep peep

297. Whoo-hoo! Way to go, Dojo!

298. peep peep peep

299. We know you can do it, Dojo!

300. thud

301. He's toast.

302. Unh!

303. Prepare to loose your first showdown.

304. I liked you better when you were legless.

305. I could relate more.

306. tring tring tring

307. I'm sorry. I cost us all the Wu.

308. Do not feel sad, Dojo.

309. At least you came in second.

310. Well, I hate to overstay my welcomes.

311. So, see you, W.

312. Not so fast.

313. This time I'm making sure the Wu work.

314. Let's see how it rids us of one annoying dragon.

315. (all) Hyah!

316. Kuzusu Atom!

317. Why'd you vaporize all our Wu?

318. I didn't do it on purpose you fool.

319. Wow! You're a bigger bull head than me.

320. Urgh!

321. If only I didn't buy into you turning your life around

322. we wouldn't have lost all our Wu!

323. Umm, not exactly.

324. Wuya only had the fake Kuzusu Atom.

325. But I saw her vaporize all our Wu.

326. No, you only thought you did.

327. The Wu that was vaporized

328. was my counterfeit collection.

329. Then where is the real Wu?

330. I stashed it in the one place it'd be safe.

331. Dojo's nose!

332. Changing Chopsticks!

333. ting ting ting

334. I thought I was just coming down with a cold.

335. With Wuya thinking all the Wu were destroyed

336. she'll leave you alone.

337. I never doubted you for a moment.

338. Orb of Tornami!

339. Aah!

340. Had to make sure.

341. 'It was nice of Master Monk Guan to make'

342. 'Chucky Choo the new temple dragon.'

343. I'm just glad to be back where I belong.

344. And what did you promise?

345. Never to send you away again.

346. Never, ever, ever, ever again.

347. Most people spend their lives

348. searching for good friends.

349. If you are lucky, you'll find maybe one.

350. And I have so many, including Chucky.

351. I wish he were here.

352. But at least I have my family yo-yo

353. 'to remember him by.'

354. 'Hey! This is a fake!'