1. The Fancy Feet
is no ordinary Wu.
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2. 'Whoever posses the Wu'
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3. 'can move faster than
anything in the world.'
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4. 'It's quiet handy
when chasing an evil doer'
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5. 'or running away
from a bully half your size.'
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6. Ooh, I've always
wanted Fancy Feet.
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7. Hey, I would settle
for just feet.
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8. Guys, we got Wu at 5 o'clock.
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9. Ying Yang, looks like
we have unwelcome company.
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10. Looks like
we're gonna kick Bean butt.
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11. He he. You don't think I'd be
so foolish as to come... alone.
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12. Whoa!
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13. It is the Blind Swordsman.
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14. What is your wish, my master?
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15. Would you be so kind as
to get rid of these... pests?
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16. whoosh
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17. Ugh, this is so gross.
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18. Hey, look, the Bean dude's gone!
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19. 'I'm afraid now
with the treasure'
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20. of the Blind Swordsman
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21. he will be even more
difficult to stop.
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22. So what wise saying
do you have for us?
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23. I have none.
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24. Come on, Master Fung,
I'm sure you can whip out
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25. one of those old cheesy sayings.
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26. That we all love...
listening to..
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27. I'm afraid I'm out
of old cheesy sayings.
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28. Now, if you want
I can bring your file.
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29. Duh, not that
you'd keep such a file.
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30. I mean, they just
come to you. Right?
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31. 'I have decided to send
you to a new temple.'
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32. One better equipped
in preparing you
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33. to face Hannibal Bean.
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34. Dojo will accompany you.
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35. You're sending me away!
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36. Away, away!
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37. Is it because
of the secret file slip?
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38. I assure you that I will
be here when you get back.
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39. That's what my last master
said when he went for a soda
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40. and never returned!
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41. I don't wanna go.
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42. Please, don't make me go.
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43. Strong little lizard.
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44. - Urgh!
- It's okay.
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45. - Ugh, let go.
- Ugh, come, Dojo.
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46. Are you doing this
because I like polka music?
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47. Because I can change.
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48. Just don't send me away!
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49. crash
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50. Nice view!
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51. You know, when picking a temple
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52. it's all about location,
location, location.
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53. Master Monk Guan!
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54. - How's it hanging, dude?
- Now I'll be a goat's nanny.
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55. I can't believe it.
This is your temple?
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56. That is correct.
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57. Welcome, young monks.
Please come inside.
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58. Don't worry, you'll always
be number one with me. Mwah.
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59. Please take our guests'
belongings to their quarters.
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60. Hey! He stays.
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61. Your training
will begin tomorrow.
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62. You may take the rest
of the day to relax.
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63. I've prepared a meal for you.
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64. Eat and sleep,
my kind of training.
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65. Last one in is a rotten egg!
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66. Yeah!
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67. chomp chomp chomp
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68. Hey, save somethin' for us.
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69. At the end of your training
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70. one of you will be chosen
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71. to challenge Hannibal Bean.
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72. And win back the treasure
of the Blind Swordsman.
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73. I will try to appear
most surprised when I am picked.
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74. But to succeed,
you must remain alert.
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75. Hannibal is out there and always
closer than anyone thinks.
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76. That old man has..
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77. Up and at 'em! Training
out front in five minutes!
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78. - Aaah!
- 'Move it!'
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79. Oh-h, must be a bad dream.
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80. That means you too,
young prince, move it
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81. move it, move it!
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82. I am tough but I am fair.
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83. All I ask is for you
to do exactly as I say.
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84. And never, ever
ask any questions.
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85. Do I make myself clear?
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86. Yes, Master Monk Guan!
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87. Good. Now, any questions?
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88. Have you lost your mind?
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89. What did I say about questions?
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90. - Drop and give me 20!
- Yeah. One-one, one-two..
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91. I can't hear you!
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92. One-one, one-two, one-three
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93. one-four, one-five..
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94. Your time with Master Fung
has made you soft.
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95. But I will make you strong!
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96. Now, let's start with
a five-mile run before we train.
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97. O-oh!
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98. Oh!
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99. 'Now, to the kitchen
for your chores!'
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100. Wudai Neptune, water!
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101. splash
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102. Wudai Star, wind!
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103. whoosh
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104. Wudai Mars, fire!
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105. Wudai Crater, Earth!
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106. thud
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107. 'We don't have all day.'
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108. When you are done,
you can wash them once more
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109. before nightfall.
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110. But they're already clean
enough to eat off of, see?
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111. That sounded like a question!
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112. Uh, 147, 148..
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113. Nose to the ground!
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114. Now, what? One, two..
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115. splash
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116. clank clank clank
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117. thud thud thud
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118. whoosh
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119. clank
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120. whoosh
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121. Phew!
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122. Ah!
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123. Break time!
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124. Master Monk Guan said
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125. we're not allowed to quit
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126. until we fall down.
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127. Well, you're not exactly
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128. on his good side, partner.
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129. Yeah, well, I don't care
what he thinks.
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130. How much worse can he make it?
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131. 'Was that a question?'
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132. No! I mean, yes, but..
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133. Hey, I can ask them
questions, can't I? Oops!
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134. Since Raimundo insists
on behaving like a clown
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135. he should have a clown's name.
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136. He will be called Bobo.
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137. Bobo?
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138. You lookin' at me, Bobo?
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139. You can always quit
and leave now!
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140. No, you can't do that.
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141. I got no place to go!
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142. I do not know what to say.
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143. But I am most sorry... Bobo!
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144. - He he he he!
- Aah!
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145. I've never seen this side
of Master Monk Guan before.
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146. He kind of reminds me of... me!
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147. Spear of Guan!
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148. - Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Big Bang Meteorang!
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149. clang
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150. Arrow Sparrow!
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151. kaboom
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152. Yeah!
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153. Huh?
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154. Poor Raimundo.
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155. There must be
something we can do
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156. to make our
little Bobo feel better.
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157. Well, we could start
by not calling him Bobo.
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158. whoosh
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159. Master Monk Guan,
we need to talk.
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160. About Rai.
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161. Uh, we just don't think
he has been given a fair shake.
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162. - Sir!
- I see.
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163. And I agree.
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164. - Huh?
- Bobo has failed us.
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165. Because we have failed Bobo.
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166. When one of us fails,
we all fail.
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167. And I do not tolerate failure!
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168. But that is not what we meant.
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169. Since Bobo cannot
learn on his own
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170. I will place him under
the care of my best student
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171. 'Omi.'
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172. - Yes!
- Huh?
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173. I mean, I'm pleased
to be the best.
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174. Not for your humiliation, Bobo.
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175. Omi will teach you everything.
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176. How to dress, how to eat
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177. and how to sleep.
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178. But Bobo knows
how to dress and eat.
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179. And when it comes to sleeping
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180. there is no one
who sleeps longer.
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181. You're only making things worse.
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182. I do not see
how that is possible.
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183. From no on, when Bobo fails
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184. he will not be punished.
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185. You all will be punished.
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186. What? Why should
they be punished for me?
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187. Another question?
Drop and give me 50.
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188. Uh, come on.
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189. One-one, one-two, one-three—
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190. No! Stop it!
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191. You don't have to worry
about me messing up anymore
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192. because I quit!
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193. Oh!I almost feel
pity for the poor boy.
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194. Well, almost.
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195. - 'My poor, dear boy!'
- Huh?
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196. 'There's no excuse for
how you've been treated..'
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197. bullied and humiliated.
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198. Have you been spying on me?
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199. I've been watching over ya.
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200. Sort of like a guardian angel.
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201. That's creepy.
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202. thud
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203. Your friends did nothing
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204. when you needed them the most.
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205. I don't need anyone.
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206. Everyone needs a friend.
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207. And I'd like to be yours.
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208. I'm not that desperate.
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209. Anyway... what could you do?
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210. I can help you get
what you want most..
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211. evil.
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212. Yeah!
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213. I would like that.
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214. Boy, you may still have
a dark future ahead of you.
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215. Oh, yeah!
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216. Oh, man!
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217. Raimundo, what's going on?
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218. Oh! That's what.
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219. - Out of my way, gecko.
- Gecko?
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220. Bobo, put down the Shen Gong Wu
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221. and return to your room at once.
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222. Hey, you're not my boss
anymore, Guano man.
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223. This cannot be happening.
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224. Our Bobo is turning
to the dark side... again.
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225. The name is Raimundo
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226. not Bobo. Aah!
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227. I cannot allow you
to do this to yourself.
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228. Aah!
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229. Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill
are you doin'?
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230. whoosh
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231. We're your friends!
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232. Yeah, yeah!
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233. whoosh whoosh whoosh
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234. Aah!
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235. I got all the friends
I need right here.
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236. Come, my boy! Let's celebrate
our new partnership.
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237. - Whoa!
- Shimo Staff!
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238. Hi-yah!
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239. Raimundo, gather the Wu
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240. while the Blind Swordsman
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241. entertains our friends.
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242. whoosh whoosh
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243. boom
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244. Ah-cha!
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245. Big Bang Meteorang!
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246. clang
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247. Arrow Sparrow!
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248. pew pew
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249. aah aah
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250. splat splat
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251. crash
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252. Raimundo, I challenge you
to a Xiaolin Showdown.
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253. You're on, my Fancy Feet
against your..
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254. what do you have left?
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255. One second, please.
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256. Aahh!
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257. chomp chomp
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258. Uhh, the Gills of... Hamachi.
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259. The game will be
called Xiaolin Sparring.
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260. Last monk standing wins.
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261. Hmm.
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262. With only
the Gills of Hamachi..
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263. Omi doesn't stand a chance.
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264. Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
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265. Time to do what I do best.
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266. Kick round butt.
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267. I would not count my butts
before they hatch.
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268. Gong Yi Tan Pai!
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269. splat
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270. Ugh!
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271. Fancy Feet!
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272. Fancy Feet!
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273. Ya! Ya! Ya!
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274. Fancy Feet!
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275. Ugh.
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276. Fancy Feet!
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277. Ugh! Aah!
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278. splash
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279. Fancy Feet!
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280. Ugh!
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281. Poor little Omi's
gettin' kicked around
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282. like a pigskin
at a football game.
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283. Nothing I enjoy more,
than a one-sided battle.
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284. Omi, I know you can win.
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285. I have trained you.
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286. Remember, the fate of the world
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287. 'lies in your hands.'
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288. Ugh.
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289. Wudai Neptune, water!
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290. Whoa! Aah!
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291. Gills of Hamachi!
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292. splash
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293. Wudai Star, wind!
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294. crash
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295. Poor little guy's
like a fish out of water.
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296. Perhaps you would like
to increase our wager?
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297. In the middle of a showdown?
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298. Okay, we got an official
time-out here.
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299. According to the rule book
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300. that changes like the seasons
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301. one side can go all in
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302. by calling
a Shen Yi Bu all in.
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303. Wow, pretty high stakes.
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304. I will wager
all of our Shen Gong Wu
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305. against the ones you stole.
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306. And the treasure
of the Blind Swordsman.
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307. Not sure..
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308. if that is..
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309. ..a wise wager.
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310. I reckon there may be
some wisdom to those words.
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311. I accept your wager.
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312. Your misguided faith
in the cheeseball is touchin'.
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313. End it now... but make it sting.
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314. Oh, I'll make it sting alright.
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315. Ugh!
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316. Ooh!
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317. Ooh!
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318. Gah!
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319. - Looks like you win.
- Huh?
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320. N-o-o-o!
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321. I was cheated, cheated!
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322. - Way to go, Omi.
- Whoo-wee, yeah!
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323. How did you do it?
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324. I have no idea.
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325. I was cheated, cheated, cheated.
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326. Uh-uh-uh!
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327. According to the rule book,
it's legal.
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328. In technical terms, it's called
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329. a Xiaolin Showdown Dive.
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330. I assure you,
you have not heard the last
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331. of Hannibal Roy Bean.
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332. Especially you, Raimundo.
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333. Buzz off, Bean breath.
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334. Phoo!
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335. You did well, Raimundo.
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336. As I had expected you would do.
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337. You mean, this thing
between you and Raimundo
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338. was all an act?
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339. Just a little con that me
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340. and the Guan meister worked up.
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341. Well, how come you left
us out in the cold?
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342. I knew Bean would be watching.
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343. If I said anything,
he would've known.
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344. So all along Raimundo
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345. was the one to be chosen?
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346. And not... me?
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347. Omi, you have many talents.
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348. But I needed someone
with special skills.
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349. Someone dark, ruthless
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350. shady, rebellious.
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351. Hey, thanks a lot.
I'm just glad to do my part.
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352. Well, looks like
we're gonna need more bandages
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353. or you're gonna need
a smaller head.
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354. Sorry about the butt-kicking.
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355. But I had to make it look good.
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356. I understand.
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357. You did it for a good cause.
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358. And I hope one day,
I can return the favor.
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359. 'Raimundo..'
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360. for a job well done
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361. I want you to have this.
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362. Wow, no way!
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363. The Spear of Guan.
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364. swish swish swish
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365. I do not understand.
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366. Ugh, you gave me
the Spear of Guan.
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367. Well, it's not exactly
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368. the only one I have.
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369. They're numbered.
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370. Three hundred eighty-four
is one of my favorites.
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371. Yah, hah, wah, woo!
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372. 'Three eighty-four, baby!'
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