Xiaolin Showdown 3x7

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

In preparation for going up against Hannibal Bean, Master Fung sends the Warriors and Dojo to a new temple, which turns out to be run by Master Monk Guan. Due to the arduous training and hostility with Guan, Raimundo quits and seemingly joins Hannibal Bean.

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1. The Fancy Feet is no ordinary Wu.

2. 'Whoever posses the Wu'

3. 'can move faster than anything in the world.'

4. 'It's quiet handy when chasing an evil doer'

5. 'or running away from a bully half your size.'

6. Ooh, I've always wanted Fancy Feet.

7. Hey, I would settle for just feet.

8. Guys, we got Wu at 5 o'clock.

9. Ying Yang, looks like we have unwelcome company.

10. Looks like we're gonna kick Bean butt.

11. He he. You don't think I'd be so foolish as to come... alone.

12. Whoa!

13. It is the Blind Swordsman.

14. What is your wish, my master?

15. Would you be so kind as to get rid of these... pests?

16. whoosh

17. Ugh, this is so gross.

18. Hey, look, the Bean dude's gone!

19. 'I'm afraid now with the treasure'

20. of the Blind Swordsman

21. he will be even more difficult to stop.

22. So what wise saying do you have for us?

23. I have none.

24. Come on, Master Fung, I'm sure you can whip out

25. one of those old cheesy sayings.

26. That we all love... listening to..

27. I'm afraid I'm out of old cheesy sayings.

28. Now, if you want I can bring your file.

29. Duh, not that you'd keep such a file.

30. I mean, they just come to you. Right?

31. 'I have decided to send you to a new temple.'

32. One better equipped in preparing you

33. to face Hannibal Bean.

34. Dojo will accompany you.

35. You're sending me away!

36. Away, away!

37. Is it because of the secret file slip?

38. I assure you that I will be here when you get back.

39. That's what my last master said when he went for a soda

40. and never returned!

41. I don't wanna go.

42. Please, don't make me go.

43. Strong little lizard.

44. - Urgh! - It's okay.

45. - Ugh, let go. - Ugh, come, Dojo.

46. Are you doing this because I like polka music?

47. Because I can change.

48. Just don't send me away!

49. crash

50. Nice view!

51. You know, when picking a temple

52. it's all about location, location, location.

53. Master Monk Guan!

54. - How's it hanging, dude? - Now I'll be a goat's nanny.

55. I can't believe it. This is your temple?

56. That is correct.

57. Welcome, young monks. Please come inside.

58. Don't worry, you'll always be number one with me. Mwah.

59. Please take our guests' belongings to their quarters.

60. Hey! He stays.

61. Your training will begin tomorrow.

62. You may take the rest of the day to relax.

63. I've prepared a meal for you.

64. Eat and sleep, my kind of training.

65. Last one in is a rotten egg!

66. Yeah!

67. chomp chomp chomp

68. Hey, save somethin' for us.

69. At the end of your training

70. one of you will be chosen

71. to challenge Hannibal Bean.

72. And win back the treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

73. I will try to appear most surprised when I am picked.

74. But to succeed, you must remain alert.

75. Hannibal is out there and always closer than anyone thinks.

76. That old man has..

77. Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes!

78. - Aaah! - 'Move it!'

79. Oh-h, must be a bad dream.

80. That means you too, young prince, move it

81. move it, move it!

82. I am tough but I am fair.

83. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say.

84. And never, ever ask any questions.

85. Do I make myself clear?

86. Yes, Master Monk Guan!

87. Good. Now, any questions?

88. Have you lost your mind?

89. What did I say about questions?

90. - Drop and give me 20! - Yeah. One-one, one-two..

91. I can't hear you!

92. One-one, one-two, one-three

93. one-four, one-five..

94. Your time with Master Fung has made you soft.

95. But I will make you strong!

96. Now, let's start with a five-mile run before we train.

97. O-oh!

98. Oh!

99. 'Now, to the kitchen for your chores!'

100. Wudai Neptune, water!

101. splash

102. Wudai Star, wind!

103. whoosh

104. Wudai Mars, fire!

105. Wudai Crater, Earth!

106. thud

107. 'We don't have all day.'

108. When you are done, you can wash them once more

109. before nightfall.

110. But they're already clean enough to eat off of, see?

111. That sounded like a question!

112. Uh, 147, 148..

113. Nose to the ground!

114. Now, what? One, two..

115. splash

116. clank clank clank

117. thud thud thud

118. whoosh

119. clank

120. whoosh

121. Phew!

122. Ah!

123. Break time!

124. Master Monk Guan said

125. we're not allowed to quit

126. until we fall down.

127. Well, you're not exactly

128. on his good side, partner.

129. Yeah, well, I don't care what he thinks.

130. How much worse can he make it?

131. 'Was that a question?'

132. No! I mean, yes, but..

133. Hey, I can ask them questions, can't I? Oops!

134. Since Raimundo insists on behaving like a clown

135. he should have a clown's name.

136. He will be called Bobo.

137. Bobo?

138. You lookin' at me, Bobo?

139. You can always quit and leave now!

140. No, you can't do that.

141. I got no place to go!

142. I do not know what to say.

143. But I am most sorry... Bobo!

144. - He he he he! - Aah!

145. I've never seen this side of Master Monk Guan before.

146. He kind of reminds me of... me!

147. Spear of Guan!

148. - Ha! Ha! Ha! - Big Bang Meteorang!

149. clang

150. Arrow Sparrow!

151. kaboom

152. Yeah!

153. Huh?

154. Poor Raimundo.

155. There must be something we can do

156. to make our little Bobo feel better.

157. Well, we could start by not calling him Bobo.

158. whoosh

159. Master Monk Guan, we need to talk.

160. About Rai.

161. Uh, we just don't think he has been given a fair shake.

162. - Sir! - I see.

163. And I agree.

164. - Huh? - Bobo has failed us.

165. Because we have failed Bobo.

166. When one of us fails, we all fail.

167. And I do not tolerate failure!

168. But that is not what we meant.

169. Since Bobo cannot learn on his own

170. I will place him under the care of my best student

171. 'Omi.'

172. - Yes! - Huh?

173. I mean, I'm pleased to be the best.

174. Not for your humiliation, Bobo.

175. Omi will teach you everything.

176. How to dress, how to eat

177. and how to sleep.

178. But Bobo knows how to dress and eat.

179. And when it comes to sleeping

180. there is no one who sleeps longer.

181. You're only making things worse.

182. I do not see how that is possible.

183. From no on, when Bobo fails

184. he will not be punished.

185. You all will be punished.

186. What? Why should they be punished for me?

187. Another question? Drop and give me 50.

188. Uh, come on.

189. One-one, one-two, one-three—

190. No! Stop it!

191. You don't have to worry about me messing up anymore

192. because I quit!

193. Oh!I almost feel pity for the poor boy.

194. Well, almost.

195. - 'My poor, dear boy!' - Huh?

196. 'There's no excuse for how you've been treated..'

197. bullied and humiliated.

198. Have you been spying on me?

199. I've been watching over ya.

200. Sort of like a guardian angel.

201. That's creepy.

202. thud

203. Your friends did nothing

204. when you needed them the most.

205. I don't need anyone.

206. Everyone needs a friend.

207. And I'd like to be yours.

208. I'm not that desperate.

209. Anyway... what could you do?

210. I can help you get what you want most..

211. evil.

212. Yeah!

213. I would like that.

214. Boy, you may still have a dark future ahead of you.

215. Oh, yeah!

216. Oh, man!

217. Raimundo, what's going on?

218. Oh! That's what.

219. - Out of my way, gecko. - Gecko?

220. Bobo, put down the Shen Gong Wu

221. and return to your room at once.

222. Hey, you're not my boss anymore, Guano man.

223. This cannot be happening.

224. Our Bobo is turning to the dark side... again.

225. The name is Raimundo

226. not Bobo. Aah!

227. I cannot allow you to do this to yourself.

228. Aah!

229. Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are you doin'?

230. whoosh

231. We're your friends!

232. Yeah, yeah!

233. whoosh whoosh whoosh

234. Aah!

235. I got all the friends I need right here.

236. Come, my boy! Let's celebrate our new partnership.

237. - Whoa! - Shimo Staff!

238. Hi-yah!

239. Raimundo, gather the Wu

240. while the Blind Swordsman

241. entertains our friends.

242. whoosh whoosh

243. boom

244. Ah-cha!

245. Big Bang Meteorang!

246. clang

247. Arrow Sparrow!

248. pew pew

249. aah aah

250. splat splat

251. crash

252. Raimundo, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

253. You're on, my Fancy Feet against your..

254. what do you have left?

255. One second, please.

256. Aahh!

257. chomp chomp

258. Uhh, the Gills of... Hamachi.

259. The game will be called Xiaolin Sparring.

260. Last monk standing wins.

261. Hmm.

262. With only the Gills of Hamachi..

263. Omi doesn't stand a chance.

264. Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

265. Time to do what I do best.

266. Kick round butt.

267. I would not count my butts before they hatch.

268. Gong Yi Tan Pai!

269. splat

270. Ugh!

271. Fancy Feet!

272. Fancy Feet!

273. Ya! Ya! Ya!

274. Fancy Feet!

275. Ugh.

276. Fancy Feet!

277. Ugh! Aah!

278. splash

279. Fancy Feet!

280. Ugh!

281. Poor little Omi's gettin' kicked around

282. like a pigskin at a football game.

283. Nothing I enjoy more, than a one-sided battle.

284. Omi, I know you can win.

285. I have trained you.

286. Remember, the fate of the world

287. 'lies in your hands.'

288. Ugh.

289. Wudai Neptune, water!

290. Whoa! Aah!

291. Gills of Hamachi!

292. splash

293. Wudai Star, wind!

294. crash

295. Poor little guy's like a fish out of water.

296. Perhaps you would like to increase our wager?

297. In the middle of a showdown?

298. Okay, we got an official time-out here.

299. According to the rule book

300. that changes like the seasons

301. one side can go all in

302. by calling a Shen Yi Bu all in.

303. Wow, pretty high stakes.

304. I will wager all of our Shen Gong Wu

305. against the ones you stole.

306. And the treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

307. Not sure..

308. if that is..

309. ..a wise wager.

310. I reckon there may be some wisdom to those words.

311. I accept your wager.

312. Your misguided faith in the cheeseball is touchin'.

313. End it now... but make it sting.

314. Oh, I'll make it sting alright.

315. Ugh!

316. Ooh!

317. Ooh!

318. Gah!

319. - Looks like you win. - Huh?

320. N-o-o-o!

321. I was cheated, cheated!

322. - Way to go, Omi. - Whoo-wee, yeah!

323. How did you do it?

324. I have no idea.

325. I was cheated, cheated, cheated.

326. Uh-uh-uh!

327. According to the rule book, it's legal.

328. In technical terms, it's called

329. a Xiaolin Showdown Dive.

330. I assure you, you have not heard the last

331. of Hannibal Roy Bean.

332. Especially you, Raimundo.

333. Buzz off, Bean breath.

334. Phoo!

335. You did well, Raimundo.

336. As I had expected you would do.

337. You mean, this thing between you and Raimundo

338. was all an act?

339. Just a little con that me

340. and the Guan meister worked up.

341. Well, how come you left us out in the cold?

342. I knew Bean would be watching.

343. If I said anything, he would've known.

344. So all along Raimundo

345. was the one to be chosen?

346. And not... me?

347. Omi, you have many talents.

348. But I needed someone with special skills.

349. Someone dark, ruthless

350. shady, rebellious.

351. Hey, thanks a lot. I'm just glad to do my part.

352. Well, looks like we're gonna need more bandages

353. or you're gonna need a smaller head.

354. Sorry about the butt-kicking.

355. But I had to make it look good.

356. I understand.

357. You did it for a good cause.

358. And I hope one day, I can return the favor.

359. 'Raimundo..'

360. for a job well done

361. I want you to have this.

362. Wow, no way!

363. The Spear of Guan.

364. swish swish swish

365. I do not understand.

366. Ugh, you gave me the Spear of Guan.

367. Well, it's not exactly

368. the only one I have.

369. They're numbered.

370. Three hundred eighty-four is one of my favorites.

371. Yah, hah, wah, woo!

372. 'Three eighty-four, baby!'