1. Oh, how I miss soaring the skies
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2. as a disembodied head.
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3. Sometimes you don't appreciate
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4. what you don't have
until you have it.
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5. Being evil was so much easier
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6. when I wasn't flesh!
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7. No bathing, no makeup
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8. no midnight trips
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9. to the evil, little girls' room.
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10. I'm sensing a new Shen Gong Wu
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11. the Rio Reverso.
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12. I must find a way to—
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13. To what?
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14. Find more Shen Gong Wu?
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15. No, to, uh..
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16. change my hairstyle.
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17. I was thinking big hair
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18. really big hair.
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19. You better change your attitude
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20. or you won't have any hair.
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21. He doesn't trust me, does he?
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22. Which is exactly why
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23. I must get
to the Rio Reverso first!
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24. Hm, crow, how would you like
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25. to work with me a while?
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26. It's the Rio Reverso..
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27. a tricky little Wu
that can turn any object
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28. back into its original form!
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29. Looks like we got
the usual unwelcome company.
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30. Jackbots, attack!
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31. Find the Wu, Dojo
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32. while we punish their watches.
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33. Clean their clocks.
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34. Excellent. Let them
fight one another.
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35. Soon the Shen Gong Wu
will be all mine!
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36. Wudai Crater Earth!
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37. Wudai Neptune Water!
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38. boom
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39. Now, where could that Wu be?
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40. Check out the spring in my step.
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41. Wudai Mars, fire!
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42. Wudai Star Wind!
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43. Perhaps Jack could use
a little help.
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44. Ruby of Ramses.
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45. Hey, guys, I found it!
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46. It's right over..
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47. Hey, the Jack man did it!
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48. I guess I don't know
my own evil strength.
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49. whirr whirr
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50. It'll be safe enough with Jack
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51. and easy enough to retrieve.
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52. I don't know what hurts more.
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53. My butt or getting my butt
kicked by Jack Spicer.
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54. At least Jack did not take
our dignity.
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55. Remember, success
is how high you bounce
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56. when you hit bottom.
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57. Oh, here we go.
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58. Another lesson on why
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59. getting our butts kicked
is good for us.
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60. Raimundo, it is not
the winning or the losing
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61. but the journey itself.
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62. No, it's the winning!
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63. Journeys are for tourists!
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64. I say, we raid Spicer
and take back our Wu!
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65. Patience, young monk.
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66. A house built on no foundation
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67. is a house surely to crumble.
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68. We're not building a house!
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69. We're fighting evil and we're
losing to the second team!
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70. And I don't like losing!
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71. How cool is this!
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72. Rio Reverso!
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73. And now, to answer
the greatest question of all..
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74. "Which came first?"
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75. Rio Reverso!
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76. cluck
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77. Perhaps there are things
we're not meant to know.
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78. Looks like someone made a mess!
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79. I'll just use the Wu
to put you back new.
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80. 'Rio Reverso!'
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81. So that's where they all went.
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82. Another mystery solved.
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83. 'And my own baby dinosaur.'
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84. This is so cool!
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85. I can create my own
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86. evil army of dinosaurs!
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87. I've always wanted my own
evil army of dinosaurs.
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88. Something so evil
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89. should never be left to someone
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90. so pathetic.
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91. Soon the Shen Gong Wu
will all be mine
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92. and Chase Young
will be bowing to me.
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93. Wuya..
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94. you are far too predictable.
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95. Nice security.
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96. Whoa!
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97. Easy there, boys,
or whatever you are.
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98. Meet my crack security team.
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99. Dino-Dude.
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100. 'Dino-Dash'
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101. 'and Dino-Gal.'
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102. Aren't they dino-cute?
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103. What exactly do they dino-want?
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104. Dino-meal, of course.
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105. Hey, can we knock off
the dino-talk?
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106. It's really annoying.
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107. chomp
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108. It's too bad you're dino-alone.
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109. They've really dino-worked up
a dino-appetite!
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110. clang creak
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111. You are going to chew
on that sentence, Jack Spicer!
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112. I think the little fella means
eat those words.
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113. You guys are just in time
for dinner.
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114. And guess who's the main course?
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115. We can take these
overgrown lizards easy.
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116. Still feeling cocky, Kimiko?
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117. Din-din, dinos.
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118. Bon appetit!
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119. growl growl
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120. screech screech
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121. sniff sniff
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122. Ingrates! They were nothing
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123. but little puddles of oil
when I found them.
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124. And that's what we're gonna
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125. turn you into, a little puddle.
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126. I still have a-a backup plan,
you know?
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127. All-all evil geniuses
have a backup plan.
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128. Oh, yeah. Jackbots, attack!
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129. Jack's backup plan
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130. sounds a lot
like the same old plan.
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131. whirr whirr
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132. How about
a little this, buddy?
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133. Hyah.
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134. boom
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135. Hey, girlie boy is getting away
with Rio Reverso!
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136. vroom vroom
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137. vroom vroom
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138. Wudai Star Wind!
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139. screech
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140. Ruby of Ramses!
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141. thud thud
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142. Hey, no fair!
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143. That's my Wu!
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144. Didn't I teach you anything?
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145. Evildoers do not whine.
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146. I'm not whining.
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147. I'm making an argument.
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148. Now, give it..
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149. Give it back!
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150. The jig is down!
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151. You are at the top of your rope!
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152. Spoon over that Wu.
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153. Oh-oh, I-I got it!
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154. The jig is up.
You're at the end of your rope.
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155. Fork over the Wu!
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156. Very good, Jack.
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157. Now, let me tell you
what you have won.
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158. Ruby of Ramses!
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159. Hyah.
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160. Oh, huh.
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161. I'd love to stay and gloat,
but I have evil to do.
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162. No fair!
That's my evil thought.
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163. This is all my fault.
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164. I should have waited
until we had a plan.
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165. No, we were all just as
anxious to go after Jack.
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166. I am just glad
it was not actually
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167. Jack Spicer who beat us.
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168. But, Wuya, at least now
the world makes sense.
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169. Orb of Tornami! Ice!
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170. Oh, thanks.
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171. But now that Wuya's got the
Reverso we got bigger problems.
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172. So we can defeat
a few dinosaurs.
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173. It's not like they were,
ooh, squirrels.
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174. No, the old hag
won't think small like that
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175. she'll be thinking..
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176. Yeah, anyway, Raimundo
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177. where I come from
we have a saying
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178. "Follow the oil."
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179. E-excuse me, um, Chaser.
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180. No closer, worm.
What is it?
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181. I know what it's like
having disloyal partners.
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182. It seems like I go through
two or three a week.
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183. Remain standing, Spicer.
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184. Anyway, I was thinking, uh
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185. may be we could help
each other out.
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186. I've put a tracker
on the Rio Reverso
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187. before Wuya stole it from me.
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188. Pretty evil, huh.
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189. So Wuya has the Rio Reverso.
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190. And I know right where it is.
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191. Which means
I know where Wuya is.
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192. Maybe if I help you,
I can have my Rio Reverso back.
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193. Please.
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194. An amusing proposition, Spicer.
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195. Oh, ooh, sorry, must have
sat on my bottled water.
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196. Now, be a useful insect
and take me to Wuya
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197. and the Rio Reverso is yours.
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198. Looks like evil-boy genius has
gained some respect around here.
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199. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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200. Rio Reverso!
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201. 'Uh-oh. Looks like
we're too late.'
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202. Time for evasive action.
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203. What kind of evasive action?
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204. I don't have the slightest idea!
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205. Oh, what happened?
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206. I feel so much pressure
in my head.
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207. Sorry, partner.
That would be me.
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208. chomp chomp chomp
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209. Now, do exactly as I say.
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210. Eat the young monks
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211. starting with the yummy-looking
little cheese ball.
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212. I am no cheese ball,
I am a Xiaolin Warrior!
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213. Easy there, partner.
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214. I think she's a little out
of your weight class.
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215. Nice choppers.
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216. The way you care for your teeth,
I'm surprised you went extinct.
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217. He he he.
Could use a mint, though.
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218. Chase, oh,
what a delightful surprise.
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219. My my, that isn't Shen Gong Wu
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220. in your hand, is it?
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221. Oh this? It's a gift for you.
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222. Oh, now,
you've spoiled everything.
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223. Liar liar, pants on fire!
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224. You stole that from me.
And you stole my idea too.
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225. That dinosaur should be mine.
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226. Okay, you can have him.
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227. You ratted me out, Jack.
You fink!
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228. Yeah, well, Chase and I
are now teamed up.
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229. How do you like those apples?
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230. Oh, so much crisscrossing.
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231. This proves there's truly
no honor among thieves.
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232. T-Rex, now you be a good lizard
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233. and rip them all to pieces!
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234. Eagle Scope.
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235. I say I am famished.
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236. I feel like I haven't had
a crumpet to eat
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237. in 16 million years.
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238. Chase, what have you done?
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239. Do you really think
you can buy me
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240. with ruddy sugar cubes,
little git?
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241. Just giving T-Rex
a new outlook on things.
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242. Wait. Chase, help me.
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243. I think you can handle
things from here.
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244. Enjoy your evil meal deal.
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245. I knew we'd make a great team.
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246. So what's on the agenda, CY?
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247. When you're done with her
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248. here's something else
to chew on.
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249. thud
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250. sniff sniff
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251. What is that simply yummy aroma?
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252. Mm, just like chicken.
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253. No, that's just my new cologne.
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254. Oh, chi-chicken.
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255. We cannot just stand by
and watch Wuya and Jack
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256. be chewed up by a big dinosaur.
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257. You're right. Someone better get
the camcorder.
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258. Ruby of Ramses.
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259. Ruby of Ramses.
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260. Oh, no!
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261. Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu!
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262. Changing Chopsticks.
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263. chomp
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264. Not on me, you fool!
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265. Changing Chopsticks.
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266. Ooh! Huh!
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267. Rio..
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268. Now, where was I, ducky?
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269. Oh, yes, I was getting me
some sweets.
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270. Dojo, you're practically
one of them critters.
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271. Have any ideas?
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272. I beg your pardon.
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273. That's like me saying
you're practically a monkey
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274. 'just because she speaks
with a British accent'
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275. 'doesn't make her smart.'
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276. 'Like a dragon,
we fly, breathe fire'
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277. chew with our mouths closed.
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278. Time to kick some Dino Butt!
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279. Shimo Staff!
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280. Ah!
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281. Whoa-a-a-a!
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282. Ahh!
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283. Blade of the Nebula!
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284. Whoa!
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285. Big Bang Meteorang!
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286. clang
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287. Arrow Sparrow!
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288. Oh, please.
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289. I take my tea hotter than that.
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290. 'Wudai Fire Shield!'
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291. kaboom
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292. Cool.
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293. Looks like it's time to make
some new chums.
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294. If we don't do something
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295. we could wind up
the ones extinct.
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296. I got us into this,
but this time I've got a plan.
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297. clang clang
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298. T-Rex, I challenge you
to a Xiaolin Showdown.
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299. My Ruby of Ramses against
your Changing Chopsticks.
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300. Jolly, good,
the game is Jurassic Chess.
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301. Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
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302. fee
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303. (all)
Gong Yi Tanpai!
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304. Velociraptor to Trackadon three
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305. Ruby of Ramses.
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306. Hmm, Benko's Opening.
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307. You think you're rather clever.
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308. Velociraptor to T-Rex three.
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309. Benko's Opening,
Reversed Alekhine.
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310. As I expected.
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311. Triceratops
to Diplodocus three.
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312. 'Ruby of Ramses!'
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313. 'Changing Chopsticks.'
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314. I never knew Raimundo
was a chess player.
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315. I never knew Raimundo could do
anything using his head.
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316. - How do you think he's doing?
- Chess was never my game.
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317. I'm more of a Tic-Tac-Toe
kind of dragon.
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318. 'Stegosaurus to
Brontosaurus five!'
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319. thud
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320. Ruby of Ramses!
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321. Hi-yah! Raimundo!
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322. Whoa!
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323. Lovely, you fell
right into my trap.
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324. No, I'm afraid
you fell into my trap.
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325. Ruby of Ramses!
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326. Ah!
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327. Sorry, Dino,
but that's check and mate.
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328. 'No!'
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329. Ye-es! Way to go, Raimundo!
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330. - Whoo-hoo.
- He he.
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331. I never saw anyone whoop
a dinosaur before.
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332. Yeah, chess is a lot more
physical than I thought.
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333. What are we gonna do with her?
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334. We can't just turn
her back into oil.
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335. We can't just
set her free either.
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336. What if we take her back
to the temple?
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337. What are y'all talking about?
Master Fung can barely feed me.
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338. I think he will not mind.
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339. Changing Chopsticks.
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340. It's funny,
but they were a lot cuter
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341. when they're the size
of your pinky.
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342. What a Dojo.
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