Xiaolin Showdown 3x5

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Master Fung sends the Warriors on a quest to find the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. While on their quest, the Warriors will locate their new Wudai Weapons, each chosen for a particular monk. However, with Wuya and Jack hot on their trail, and Hannibal Bean secretly plotting something of his own, will the Warriors be able to succeed?

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1. You are to begin a new quest and follow this map

2. to the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.

3. Looks more like half a map to me.

4. The rest will reveal itself along the way

5. as will your new Wudai Weapons.

6. Always wanted my very own Wudai Weapon.

7. Uh! Hahh!

8. Omi!

9. Upon completing your journey

10. you will learn how to use your weapon.

11. But remember, you will not pick it

12. rather it will pick you.

13. I am most certain I will be the first pick.

14. I usually am.

15. crack

16. thud

17. stomp

18. - 'Wait!' - Eew!

19. I'm so over this!

20. Whoa, this place is rank!

21. Smells like wet coyote.

22. Yep, ain't it somethin'?

23. How's it going back there, Little Mary?

24. I think I swallowed a bug!

25. Or a bird.

26. The first Wudai Weapon will be found

27. at Rattlesnake Ridge.

28. Sounds like a nice, friendly place.

29. You know what's good about being a disembodied head?

30. No saddle sores.

31. I'm surprised Chase even let you come along.

32. Chase doesn't tell me what to do.

33. A-anyway, he thinks I went to a sleepover

34. with some evil friends.

35. Come on, we gotta keep moving if we're

36. gonna get to the treasure first.

37. Right, evil posse?

38. Yee-ha!

39. A boy and his toys, how amusing.

40. No reason to take a risk when you have a fool

41. who'll gladly do it for you.

42. crackle crackle crackle

43. plop

44. slurp

45. Mm?

46. Dojo-licious. He-he. Soup's on.

47. Whoo-whee! Those are my favorite words.

48. I call it, Dojo's Little Brown Surprise.

49. splat

50. (Omi) I believe we may have found

51. Rattlesnake Ridge.

52. 'Wudai Weapon at 10 o'clock!'

53. Yes!

54. My Wudai Weapon has chosen me!

55. gulp

56. Days like this, I'm glad I don't have feet.

57. Eh-eeh-eh-eh.

58. woosh

59. screech

60. - Oh! - 'Come to papa.'

61. Looks like we've got a winner.

62. Crouching Cougar!

63. Shen Gong Wu Pai!

64. Sorry, Omi. Maybe next time.

65. 'Well, dudes, the next Wudai Weapon's'

66. supposed to be here, at—

67. The Last Breath Cantina.

68. Kinda takes your breath away.

69. slam

70. Catchy little tune.

71. Look over there!

72. My Wudai Weapon is calling for me!

73. If you're looking for trouble, cowpoke

74. you sure enough found it.

75. Ah!

76. Step aside, and I will spare you

77. the humiliation of defeat.

78. Looks like I'm gonna have to teach y'all some manners.

79. Hahh!

80. Uhh! Aa-ha!

81. Aaa-ah!

82. Yuck! Ancient spit!

83. Uhh! Ah!

84. clang

85. Uhh!

86. whack

87. Hyah!

88. thud

89. Huh?

90. Sorry, Omi.

91. 'Next stop, Cactus Creek.'

92. The nearest I can tell

93. this is Cactus Creek..

94. or Cleveland.

95. Hmm. Tough call.

96. Finally! My Wudai Weapon!

97. Easy there, partner.

98. Or you're gonna wind up with more needles

99. than Siamese porcupine.

100. Come here, my Wudai Weapon.

101. Here, boy! Here!

102. Come here, boy!

103. Yes! It has heard me!

104. Looks like we've got company.

105. It's time to show these weeds

106. who's top of the food chain.

107. whack

108. (all) Aah! Uh!

109. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - Ooh! Aah!

110. Hyah! Hi-hyah!

111. Omi, are you okay?

112. I have a thousand needles in my backside!

113. What do you think?

114. Wudai Crater Earth!

115. Come on, Omi. Time to make hay.

116. My Wudai Weapon!

117. rattle rattle rattle

118. - Eee! - Oh.

119. Sorry, partner, but I-I think it's sweet on me.

120. All aboard! Next stop, anywhere but here!

121. I'd say they can't be more than a half-day's ride ahead.

122. 'Aah!'

123. Dojo, you don't look too good.

124. It's Dojo's Little Brown Surprise.

125. I feel it backing up on me.

126. Ah..

127. I think we've found your Wudai Weapon.

128. Uh?

129. No! This cannot be!

130. My Wudai Weapon is a pitiful stick!

131. And guarded by... nothing.

132. Oh, I am sorry.

133. I-I did not mean to hurt your feelings.

134. Uh!

135. (all) Ah!

136. crack crack crack

137. splash

138. Uh..

139. Where are we?

140. My guess, another creepy cave.

141. Looks like we hit pay dirt.

142. The Treasure of the Blind Swordsman!

143. Who dares to enter?

144. Yo, blind dude, we're over here.

145. Yaah! Yaah! Hai!

146. Uh, we're on a quest to find

147. the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman?

148. You must be the Xiaolin Warriors

149. who I've heard so much about.

150. And you must be the Blind Swordsman.

151. No. I am the guardian of the Treasure

152. protector of its magic

153. 'keeper of all its glory.'

154. Um, blind and chatty.

155. Who said that! Who?

156. How about we take a look inside your treasure chest, partner?

157. According to quest rules

158. your bravest must defeat me in battle in five moves.

159. Then the chest is yours.

160. But I cannot fight you.

161. You're old and blind.

162. whack

163. And I fight dirty!

164. You have four moves left.

165. You fight very well

166. for not knowing where you are.

167. Who are you? I thought I was fighting the cowboy!

168. Oh, he is standing behind you.

169. What? Where?

170. - Hyah! - A-a-ah!

171. Oh-h-h!

172. Ah, the oldest trick in the book.

173. Master Fung has taught you well, young warrior.

174. You have earned the right to take a look

175. and behold all its glory.

176. creak

177. What up? It's empty!

178. Sometimes one must look closely

179. to find what one is truly looking for.

180. I'm afraid we came a long way for nothing.

181. At least we still have our cool Wudai Weapons.

182. Ha-haa!

183. Anybody wish to trade?

184. I-I will do your chores.

185. burp

186. Uh, hey guys, can we go?

187. I think I now know the surprise

188. in Dojo's Little Brown Surprise.

189. What about the blind old man?

190. We cannot just leave him here

191. in this cave.

192. What? I live in a cave?

193. Cave, cave, cave..

194. Outlaw bots, attack!

195. screech

196. Well, howdy!

197. Jack, you stand no chance against

198. our most powerful Wudai Weapons.

199. Shimo Staff!

200. Uh. What do you do?

201. Ya-a-a-ah!

202. Uah.

203. Big Bang Meteorang!

204. Uh-oh.

205. crash

206. Blade of the Nebula!

207. pow

208. Arrow Sparrow!

209. boom boom boom

210. Oops!

211. Perhaps the magical weapons need batteries.

212. Excellent work, Jack.

213. With much dumb luck and assistance from the monks

214. you somehow managed to win.

215. And now, to count my booty.

216. Hey! Where's my booty?

217. Anybody got some antacid..

218. or a bucket?

219. Okay, eagle eye.

220. Where is it? Where's the treasure?

221. We'll just take pops with us.

222. We have ways of making blind swordsmen talk.

223. Evil ways!

224. No! You cannot take him!

225. Sorry, cheeseball. Just did!

226. Outlaw bots, saddle up!

227. Hey!

228. Uh?

229. Hey! Who is that? Where am I?

230. I need to use a bathroom!

231. What about the treasure chest?

232. What? That's disgusting!

233. You... you were talking to me?

234. Forget the chest! It's empty!

235. We got a train to catch.

236. smash

237. Once again Jack Spicer rocks.

238. Time to take this evil on the road!

239. Hee-haw!

240. swoosh

241. Didn't blind dude say something about looking close

242. to see what you're... looking to see?

243. Yes, but I do not think looking is one of his strengths.

244. But what if he was talking like the Fung-Meister?

245. When you're looking but not really looking.

246. Maybe if we concentrate and picture

247. what we're looking for, ready?

248. (all) Whoa!

249. You have summoned the spirit of the Blind Swordsman

250. loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest.

251. So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons?

252. Open your mind and trust that

253. 'your weapon will show you the way.'

254. Shimo Staff!

255. Hah!

256. Uh!

257. Hah! Hah!

258. Ho-hoo!

259. My weapon and I are most magnificent!

260. Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff!

261. Ha!

262. Huh?

263. crumble crumble

264. Whoo! Well, I'll be

265. a three-legged centipede!

266. Arrow Sparrow!

267. sizzle sizzle sizzle

268. boom

269. Burn, baby, burn!

270. Blade of the Nebula!

271. Huh?

272. Hah!

273. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

274. Come, Dojo, we must rescue

275. the blind old man at once!

276. Bad news, gang.

277. Looks like Dojo's got a dose

278. of whatever was in the surprise!

279. I'm afraid I'm grounded!

280. burp

281. Oh, man, that just is not right!

282. Hey! Hey, ghostly dude.

283. We could really use some help. Got any ideas?

284. Look to the treasure chest.

285. (all) Whoa! Wow!

286. Whoa! Nice steeds.

287. What about the chest?

288. It'll just slow us down. We'll grab it on the way back.

289. What's a four-letter word for idiot?

290. - Jack. - Perfect.

291. I believe this is your stop.

292. Outlaw bots, attack!

293. Yaah!

294. Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff!

295. crackle crackle crackle

296. Shimo Staff!

297. Hi-ya! Ha!

298. Hi-ya-a-a-ah!

299. Blade of the Nebula!

300. Ha!

301. whirr

302. bang bang bang

303. Arrow Sparrow!

304. boom

305. boom

306. Jack, grab the Wu and let's ride!

307. First you have to get by me.

308. - Aah! - Huh?

309. I challenge you

310. to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio.

311. Come on, let's take 'em!

312. No. We cannot dishonor his challenge.

313. Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spinner

314. against your Mantis Flip Coin

315. and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman!

316. The game is Emperor Of The Train.

317. Last man standing wins.

318. toot

319. (all) Let's go!

320. Xiaolin Showdown!

321. swoosh

322. (all) Gong Yi Tan Pai!

323. Thorn of Thunderbolt!

324. Aah!

325. crackle crackle crackle

326. Unh!

327. Silk Spinner!

328. Ha-ha-haa! Hiya!

329. No way! How'd you do that?

330. There are other ways to see

331. than just with your eyes!

332. Ah!

333. crackle

334. - Unh! - Aah!

335. Perhaps you'd like to surrender now?

336. Perhaps you'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes!

337. - He's blind! - Even better!

338. Time to double-team, Mr. No-Eyes! Ha-ha!

339. Jack's on an evil rant now!

340. Thorn of Thunderbolt!

341. Silk Spinner!

342. Mantis Flip Coin!

343. Uh! Aah!

344. Way to kick butt!

345. Especially when you can't see butt.

346. I do not understand.

347. How can someone without sight fight so well?

348. Again with the questions.

349. It is quite simple.

350. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes.

351. Didn't you hear me before?

352. That is the secret to the treasure chest.

353. The answers to all your questions lie inside.

354. You just have to look.

355. The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail!

356. Uh, you left it back on the trail.

357. Now, if you'll excuse me

358. I really must find the bathroom.

359. - Oh! - Aah!

360. Ha!

361. snap

362. Uh, I believe it's the other way, partner.

363. (Omi) 'The Treasure of the Blind Swordsman is gone!'

364. This is all my fault for leaving it behind.

365. Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it?

366. 'Hmm.'

367. I have a pretty good idea.

368. 'With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine'

369. soon, the rest of the world will follow.

370. Raah!