Xiaolin Showdown 3x4

Directed by Jeff Allen

It is Chinese New Year and everyone except Omi receives gifts from their families. In an effort to cheer him up, Master Fung suggests Omi go on a quest to find where he belongs. The Warriors travel to a town where everyone looks exactly like the young monk. There, Omi finally finds his 'parents', though they are not exactly what he expected. Much to his fellow Warriors' dismay, Omi decides to stay with them on their farm. Now with one less warrior at the Xiaolin Temple, Wuya, Hannibal Bean and Jack plot to break into the Temple to steal Shen-Gong-Wu ... However, they do not know that they are being closely watched.

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1. crackle crackle

2. There's nothin' like Chinese New Year

3. to put a smile on these dragon lips.

4. Oh, mom got me a picture pillow

5. and me is a little one wrestlin' the family pig.

6. She always knows what I want.

7. Papa bought me a black box decrypter.

8. Now I'll be able to hack into anyone's email.

9. 'What, with eight brothers and sisters'

10. 'and aunts and uncles comin' out the wazoo'

11. I scored big time.

12. Boo! Whoa!

13. I wonder what my great, great, great, great

14. Uncle Tiamat sent me.

15. His bones. How thoughtful.

16. Hey, Omi boy, why aren't you grabbin' the booty?

17. I do not feel like grabbing my booty.

18. Poor kid gets this way every year around this time.

19. Oh, you mean, because he's an orphan and has no family.

20. Nice, Rai, now why don't you just go kick him?

21. Hey, I didn't mean anything.

22. 'Besides, it's not all bad being an orphan.'

23. 'Think of what you save on gifts.'

24. I don't think you're getting through.

25. I'm sorry for being such a lower.

26. You mean, a downer?

27. Uh, not that you are.

28. I am sad because I do not have a last name.

29. 'Kimiko is a Tohomiko'

30. Clay is a Bailey, Raimundo is a Pedrosa.

31. I am a blank.

32. - Even Dojo has a last name. - You better believe it.

33. Kanojo Cho from the Northern Cho Cho clan.

34. How about we find your last name?

35. - One that fits like, um.. - Omi Greenberg.

36. - What? - Thank you.

37. But I do not want someone else's name, I want my name.

38. Then you should go on a quest, Omi.

39. A quest to find out who you are

40. and where you belong.

41. Is that possible?

42. Follow your Wudai instincts wisely, little monk.

43. At the end of the journey, you shall find your reward.

44. Isn't it interesting

45. how the littlest one longs for parents he never had?

46. Yeah, yeah, breaks my heart.

47. With that knowledge, I just might be able

48. to help you with your problem.

49. Problem? What problem?

50. I can feel your need to be evil.

51. 'I know it's Chase Young who's keeping you jailed'

52. 'always in his shadow. An echo of'

53. 'how bad you could really be.'

54. I don't know what you're talking about.

55. Mm-hmm.

56. But if you have any evil thoughts to share

57. I'm all ears.

58. Do you really think you can fool me

59. with that teeny-tiny pimple on the face of evil?

60. 'A little more to the right.'

61. Your other right. There.

62. Perfect.

63. You are the greatest master, master.

64. Yes, I am.

65. Great masters are so under appreciated.

66. Whoever is standing my light, better move.

67. Or it's the scrap heat, baby.

68. Better watch who you call "baby"..

69. Baby.

70. Ah!

71. - How did you get in? - Not very difficult.

72. I walked in.

73. You should lock your door, Jack.

74. Ha! You may have a body

75. but I know you're still powerless.

76. slam

77. Powerless enough for you?

78. - Hmm? - Yeah, well.

79. I went easy on you, be-because you're girl.

80. Now, what do you want?

81. I need your help.

82. You sure have a funny way askin' for it.

83. - Why should I help? - Hello, my boy.

84. A-a-ah! Touch me and I'll scream.

85. You did scream.

86. Then I'll scream louder.

87. Just keep that evil jelly bean away from me.

88. Who are you callin' a jelly bean?

89. Moby Morpher!

90. Jelly bean? No, I-I said Hannibal Bean.

91. But I like jelly beans especially the green ones.

92. You will help me get Shen Gong Wu.

93. So I will one day get my powers back.

94. Uh, you sure Chase won't mind?

95. What dragon breath doesn't know, won't hurt him.

96. Over there. No, to the left.

97. No, right. Wait! Stop!

98. Stop here? In mid air?

99. Are you crazy?

100. Um, maybe we should give it a rest

101. and start over in the mornin'?

102. Why brother? I've no idea where we should go.

103. I'm like the blonde leading the blonde.

104. I think you mean, the blind leading the blind.

105. Remember what Master Fung said?

106. Follow your instincts and they will take you there.

107. Or somewhere.

108. Nowhere. That's where it's taking me.

109. No wh..

110. 'Over there.'

111. Ifthat isn't a sign, I don't know what is.

112. I believe we should go that way.

113. No, duh!

114. You know, Omi, about these signs..

115. I would have thought they would be more

116. you know, mystical.

117. Now, Dojo you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips

118. before it gives you it's presents.

119. Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth.

120. Oh!

121. I thought it was look a gift horse in the mouth.

122. Are you seein' what I'm seein'?

123. Is this weird or is it just me?

124. What is weird about a town of

125. exceptionally good-looking people.

126. Well, little buddy, all the good-lookin' people

127. 'look just like you.'

128. This must be where I came from.

129. My parents must be here.

130. If we break apart, we can cover ourselves with more dirt.

131. I'm guessing split up and cover more ground.

132. Omi! Omi, I found your parents.

133. They are just outside of town.

134. But I think you need to know that—

135. There's nothing more I need to know.

136. Except that my parents are here.

137. 'Ha ha! Wo! Woo-hoo!'

138. You found Omi's parents?

139. Yeah, but I'm not sure they're exactly what Omi is expecting.

140. buzz

141. (Omi) 'This is where my parents live?'

142. Son, is that you?

143. (Omi) 'Mother? Father?'

144. Poor little guy.

145. 'I don't know how things could get any worse for him.'

146. Omi Crud.

147. My last name is Crud?

148. Omi Crud!

149. I think you spoke too soon, partner.

150. You could not always have been farmers.

151. I bet you have a colorful past.

152. Fought many brave battles.

153. Huh, the only brave battles I can recall fighting

154. were with your mother.

155. We go acted like cats and dogs.

156. Usually over doing chores or bowl of rice.

157. And you're certain that Omi is your son?

158. I mean, Omi is not the only one in town with a big yellow head.

159. Just look at his baby photos.

160. Here's Omi when he got his first dot.

161. And here he is breaking his first board.

162. And here's a lock of his baby hair.

163. Actually that's all he ever grew.

164. No doubt about it. Omi is their boy.

165. We're just so tickled to have our little Omi back.

166. Oh, we miss him so.

167. We never knew what happened to him all those years ago.

168. One second he was here

169. and the next..

170. We figured we must have got him mixed in with the produce

171. and sold him off as a grapefruit.

172. Anyway, I think I better get back to the chores.

173. Still got to plough the back forty, you know.

174. splat splat splat

175. No, father.

176. Allow me.

177. Oh..

178. 'No-now there's a good son.'

179. Snake Dancing Doggy.

180. Cow Sucking Cheese!

181. Pig Eating Sausage!

182. Horse Stealing Cart!

183. Hah!

184. Goat Churning Butter.

185. Ha-uh-uh.

186. Monkey Painting House.

187. Ha-a-ah..

188. Omi, you must be tired.

189. I made up your old room for you.

190. Just like it always was.

191. O-old room?

192. But I have a room back at the temple.

193. No, you'll be staying here

194. with us from now on.

195. Looking after the farm

196. will be a full-time job.

197. You... you want me to leave the temple?

198. We..

199. We just want you to be happy.

200. You don't have to care for your parents

201. if you don't want to.

202. I'm sure we'll find

203. some way to get by.

204. Or not.

205. splat splat

206. No. I will... stay.

207. You are my mother and father.

208. It is my duty.

209. Think about what you're sayin', buckaroo.

210. You can't stay. You're a Xiaolin monk.

211. No, I am a Crud first.

212. But, Omi, until a few hours ago

213. you were just a grapefruit to them.

214. These are my parents.

215. It is the only honorable thing to do.

216. Are you sure about this?

217. Yes. This is goodbye.

218. Not goodbye.

219. We'll come back and visit and you'll visit us and..

220. Hmm..

221. swoosh

222. (Omi) Goodbye, my friends.

223. 'Supper time, Omi.'

224. 'We're having your favorite, chicken feet.'

225. 'Then right after you do the dishes'

226. 'you can give us a sponge bath.'

227. It's hard to believe the little round dude's gone.

228. He made bad slang an art form.

229. We should be happy for him.

230. He wanted to find his family and he did.

231. Now he knows who he is.

232. Yeah, a... Crud.

233. Excellent!

234. With cheddar head out of the way.

235. The young warriors will be mortally weakened.

236. Which means we move on the temple.

237. Booyah! Rock 'n' roll.

238. Ah-ah, shake it till you break it, baby.

239. Um, too tired to care.

240. Uh..

241. cock-a-doodle-doo

242. No!

243. - Good morning, little monk. - Chase Young.

244. I'm not here to fight you, little one.

245. - But to warn you. - Warn me?

246. caw

247. Do you know where the other monks are?

248. Asleep.

249. whack

250. They're in trouble and need your help.

251. I do not believe you.

252. Look into the crow's eyes.

253. With cheddar head out of the way.

254. The young warriors will be mortally weak.

255. Which means we move on the temple.

256. Hannibal Bean, Wuya and Jack?

257. Why are you telling me this?

258. Just something I thought you ought to know.

259. In case you wanted to do anything about it.

260. You want me to leave my parents

261. and forfeit my honor.

262. But I will not.

263. Even if they are old

264. fat and... smelly.

265. They need me.

266. And tonight I have to clean their teeth.

267. Little do they suspect.

268. It'll be like taking Shen Gong Wu from a baby.

269. Looks like you just stepped into the wrong crib.

270. Light sleepers.

271. Well, you know what they say.

272. The early bird catches the worm

273. or worms.

274. - Hey, nice dis. - Worm?

275. You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean.

276. Oh, yeah. Well, listen, Mr. Musical Fruit.

277. I eat beans for lunch.

278. Well, eat this! Moby Morpher!

279. Wudai Orion Formation!

280. I think you're missing someone round

281. who looks like a cheese snack.

282. He's right. Without Omi, we're sunk.

283. Jackbots, attack!

284. Uh-ah!

285. Get along, little doggy. Not!

286. Think you have enough for me?

287. And then some, you old witch!

288. Hyah!

289. Never insult your elders.

290. Especially when I can kick your butt.

291. It's just you and me, Bean dude.

292. Poor, Raimundo.

293. Always one step behind.

294. Even with his fellow monk.

295. thud

296. (Omi) 'Need any help from a cowpoke?'

297. Hey, you're not supposed to be here.

298. Well, what comes in circles

299. goes the other way in circles.

300. Somebody translate. I'll be up all night.

301. Uh, I'm guessing what goes around comes around.

302. Oh, please. That wasn't even close.

303. Wudai Orion Formation!

304. Jackbots, attack!

305. crash

306. Oh, you'll need more than Kung-Fu

307. just stop Hannibal Roy Bean!

308. How about Kung-Fu cowpoke style?

309. ding smack wham

310. Oh!

311. Way to go, Omi.

312. Omi, rocks!

313. Nice farm moves partner.

314. It is the Crud in me.

315. In fact, I call it Crud-Kung Cow Fu!

316. Omi, the Shen Gong Wu.

317. Mother?

318. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

319. The game is bamboo hopping.

320. First to fall, loses.

321. My mother, on the side of evil?

322. When you're a parent, you'll understand.

323. My Orb of Tornami against your

324. Lasso Boa-Boa!

325. How did you get my orb?

326. I went through your pocket when you were clipping

327. your father's toe nails.

328. Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

329. Gong Yi Tanpai!

330. Whoa..

331. That's for not cleaning your room.

332. And that's for not eating your

333. 'sweet and spicy chicken feet!'

334. And you call that a sponge bath?

335. whack whack

336. Who-o-a-a!

337. There's nothing sweeter than

338. a mother's love for her son.

339. Tear him up, mom!

340. Mother and son should not fight! It is not right.

341. I'm your mother. I tell you what's right.

342. And that's for never calling!

343. But I did not even know you existed.

344. Don't talk back to your mother!

345. Don't think of her as your mother.

346. Yeah, just think of her as a really evil old person.

347. But with a bad hip.

348. No, I will not raise

349. my hand to you mother.

350. Fine by me.

351. I have no trouble of raising a hand to you.

352. Orb of Tornami!

353. Wudai Neptune! Water!

354. Where did I go wrong?

355. Mother!

356. No-o-o-o!

357. thud

358. She's not your mom.

359. She's a robot!

360. A robot?

361. Hey, they made me do it.

362. They made me build all the robots.

363. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots

364. to look like your relatives.

365. If you had any.

366. We figured if we could break up the dream team

367. We could take all the Wu.

368. Ah, it would have worked too.

369. If you hadn't shown up.

370. Let us just say that a little bird

371. told me to.

372. caw caw caw

373. Chase Young.

374. Quickly we must return the Shen Gong Wu to the vault.

375. Shroud of Shadow.

376. Hey, uh, what about my escape needs?

377. Are the Shen Gong Wu safe?

378. Of course, they are.

379. You just took them to the vault.

380. Didn't you?

381. They were not very good parents.

382. But at least they were my parents... for a while.

383. Your parents are still out there somewhere.

384. You can still find them.

385. What is more

386. you succeeded in your quest

387. to find where you belong.

388. But I am back where I started.

389. That is right. This is your home.

390. Happy New Year, Omi.

391. Hah!

392. Hmm..

393. I hope you like chocolates.

394. Whether I find my parents or not

395. I know I will always have a family.

396. You ate all my chocolates?