Xiaolin Showdown 3x2

Directed by Jeff Allen

The monks are now Wudai warriors, and they are going on their first Wudai quest. They received an omen from the singing old lady that the Bird of Paradise is coming. Their quest is to find the Bird of Paradise using a mystical leaf and using no Shen-Gong-Wu, they must search for the bird in Chase Young's domain. Using their new Wudai powers they've overcome obstacles that Chase Young has put in their way. When the warriors found the bird, they met with Chase and had a battle. At the end of the battle Jack appeared and took the bird. For our warriors, they were sad. Chase and Wuya left. And the same singing old lady comes back... What is the lady going to say to our warriors?

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1. Young monks, I see you have time to play

2. but you've not yet completed your chores.

3. Yeah, about that.

4. We figured, now that we're Wudai Warriors

5. we'd save our strength for more important things.

6. You know, like saving the world from evil and stuff.

7. If you are to become dragons one day

8. you must continue your efforts.

9. Now the hard work begins.

10. What a bummer? I thought we were done with the hard work.

11. What is that fascinating yet annoying sound?

12. The singing old lady is an omen.

13. Follow me and let us learn what the omen means.

14. I'm guessing it's an omen that someone's plum tone deaf.

15. Dojo, what are you doing?

16. We seem to have a few Wu missing in action.

17. So I put together a new system to keep track of them.

18. One big mess.

19. Dojo, have you seen the "Sacred book of Omens?"

20. Yeah, it's right here.

21. I was using it to level the table.

22. Thank you, Dojo Kanojo Cho.

23. I guess, I can use the Holy Scroll instead.

24. So, what omen are you looking for?

25. There's some old fossil lady who can't carry a tune outside.

26. Oh, yeah, I remember the old singing crackpot.

27. It means, the coming of the bird of paradise.

28. Dojo is correct.

29. "Whoever finds the bird of paradise

30. will receive powers like they've never known."

31. Oh, I must have the bird of paradise.

32. Powers like I've never known. Ah!

33. Young monks, now that you are Wudai Warriors

34. you are ready for your first Wudai quest.

35. Killer! Anything beats doing chores.

36. puff

37. You can do your chores when you return.

38. You are to search for the bird of paradise

39. but finding it will not be easy.

40. 'It is hidden in the land of Nowhere'

41. '"beyond the valley of Somewhere'

42. 'but not as far as the jungle of Neither Here Nor There."'

43. Hey, isn't the land of Nowhere run by Chase Young?

44. That's one scary neighborhood.

45. No problemo!

46. Let's get down to the vault and load up on Wu.

47. Not so fast.

48. From now on, you've to checkout your Wu using your Wu card.

49. 'It's part of what I like to call'

50. 'my Dewey Dojo system.'

51. I'm afraid that no Shen Gong Wumaybe used on the quest.

52. You'll rely only on your Wudai elements.

53. We can't bring anything with us?

54. You'll take along this leaf.

55. It looks like a mighty fine leaf but I hardly think

56. it's gonna make evil shake in its boots.

57. 'You'll float the leaf on water.'

58. 'And it will point the way.'

59. Woohoohoo! A magical leaf.

60. I'm most impressed.

61. You must remain focused.

62. If the dark forces of evil

63. were to learn of the bird of paradise..

64. '... the quest could be compromised.'

65. (Omi) 'You can count on us.'

66. 'Nothing will get past these lips'

67. 'not even sweet and spicy kung pow chicken.'

68. The bird of paradise.

69. If anyone deserves the bird, it's me.

70. I'll finally be able to knock off Chase Young as top evil dog.

71. He won't even know what hit him.

72. roar

73. I've heard of the bird of paradise.

74. But I understand that no one has ever actually seen it.

75. Some say that the power of the bird can crush mountains.

76. Dry up the seas, even split the world in two.

77. But then, that could be water-cooler talk.

78. The bird could be most dangerous in the wrong hands.

79. - Our hands. - Wuya.

80. I like the way you think. I'm most pleased.

81. You could show your pleasure by giving me Shen Gong Wu.

82. I said, I was pleased.

83. Not crazy.

84. Maybe we should check with leafy

85. to make sure we're on track.

86. If you would be so kind. Leafy?

87. Kind, strangers.

88. Would you help an old lady cross the river?

89. I'm afraid my feet aren't very steady.

90. - Sure, no problem. - Remember!

91. Remember what Master Fung told us about remaining focused.

92. Oh, my! Help me!

93. Help me!

94. He-e-elp!

95. Yah! Yah!

96. Ha!

97. Oh! Oh.

98. Oh, thank you.

99. Thank you so much for your kindness.

100. There must be something I can do to repay you.

101. Well, you could stop doing that.

102. Ha! Hey, look.

103. It's that no good snake in the grass Spicer.

104. Looks like, I'm on an evil egg roll here, baby.

105. The Jacky is backy.

106. Soon the bird of paradise will be mine.

107. And there's nothing that can stop me.

108. 'Whoa! Hoo! I'm okay.'

109. This is all my fault.

110. If only I had stay focused.

111. No, Raimundo, your heart was in the place

112. where it was supposed to be.

113. You did the honorable thing.

114. Without the leaf the Xiaolin monks are finished.

115. Still, they're quite resourceful.

116. I will not under estimate them as I've done in the past.

117. Guys, I have this creepy feeling..

118. like we're being watched.

119. Yes! I do too.

120. And I've a pretty good idea by whom.

121. Okay, little Mr. Leaf.

122. 'Point the way.'

123. You sure?

124. Okay, you're the man.

125. Looks like evil boy genius is also evil boy litter bug.

126. sniff sniff

127. Um-mh. Um-mh.

128. Can't be more than a few minutes old.

129. We're not far behind.

130. Where are we?

131. It's the Canyon Of Doom And Agony.

132. (Omi) 'I've never heard of such a place.'

133. Well, the names kinda new.

134. It used to be called Hummingbird Acres

135. but it attracted too many looky-loos.

136. I believe, it's time that we make

137. the monks trip... interesting.

138. 'Wait, wait one sec. I don't wanna miss anything.'

139. Not having a body for so long

140. I forgot about those things that come up every now and then.

141. Are we ready?

142. Yes, please carry on.

143. zap

144. rumble rumble rumble

145. crash crash crash

146. You got me into this. Do something.

147. Do something.

148. thwack

149. thump

150. Try as you wish, Chase Young, but you will not stop us

151. 'from reaching the bird of paradise.'

152. Yeah, but I gotta give him an "A" for effort so far.

153. Hey, guys, hurry, I think I found a way out.

154. Hoo-ey! That's the second biggest tongue I ever did see.

155. It appears that it is time for us to kick some tongue.

156. You said a mouthful.

157. 'Wudai Iron Palm.'

158. I say, we mosey on outta here while the mosin' is good.

159. Look out, everybody.

160. - What do we do now? - Let me handle this, partner.

161. It's my element that's makin' all of the ruckus.

162. Wudai Crater Earth.

163. Hoo-ey!

164. Whoa!

165. Clay, I never knew you had such wondrous powers.

166. Yeah, you and me both.

167. No!

168. A whole evil Canyon destroyed and not one monk buried alive.

169. Not to worry, the monks still have plenty of time

170. before meeting with certain failure.

171. Phew.

172. slurp

173. I never knew, how following Jack

174. could work up a fellas appetite.

175. Hey, the trail stops here.

176. Most peculiar.

177. (Omi) Jack Spicer, I demand that you stop hiding in the tree

178. and turn over the leaf at once.

179. I'm not hiding.

180. I'm being held prisoner.

181. Held prisoner by what?

182. A nest of baby birdies?

183. roar roar

184. You okay there, partner?

185. I-I've been better.

186. Whoa!

187. Thank you, Kimiko, for your help.

188. But I'm all good now.

189. I think it's time to fight fire with fire.

190. Wudai Mars Fire.

191. Hey-uh.. Whoa!

192. Way to go, fire girl.

193. 'Help!'

194. You've got to save me.

195. And exactly why is that?

196. Um, because we mean so much to each other.

197. Then you must promise to turn over the leaf

198. and to turn a new leaf over.

199. Okay, okay, you got a deal.

200. Do something!

201. Wudai Neptune Water.

202. Wudai Star Wind.

203. Yes, yes, I'm saved.

204. And the leaf is still mine.

205. thwack

206. Nice catch.

207. Well, I think, my work here is done.

208. Water.

209. Oh, magical leaf, which way?

210. '"The Bone Yard."'

211. Sounds like a nice, quiet place.

212. Well, let's make this fast, I wouldn't wanna wind up

213. as part of the landscape.

214. Look, it is the bird of paradise.

215. Uh, hello, are you the bird of paradise?

216. Bird of paradise. Bird of paradise.

217. Yes! I knew it. We've found the mystical bird.

218. And why is it, that you're so interested

219. in this bird of paradise?

220. Because we are Wudai Warriors and that's all you need to know.

221. Um, that's about all that we do know.

222. The land of Nowhere is my domain.

223. Therefore, the bird of paradise belongs to me.

224. No, the bird of paradise is ours.

225. We'll see about that, little one.

226. zap

227. Talk about crummy timing.

228. Oh, good, I have been looking for you.

229. I've come to payback your kindness.

230. roar

231. Gotta say, I can hardly blame the critter.

232. We must focus on our new and improved Wudai powers.

233. And we must do it together.

234. Wudai Orion Formation.

235. Wudai Crater Earth.

236. 'Wind.'

237. 'Fire.'

238. (Omi) 'Water.'

239. How did they learn to do that?

240. Apparently their Wudai powers have taken hold.

241. Check it and weep, baby.

242. I knew, I'd get the bird.

243. It appears that despite your impressive performance

244. 'you have lost.'

245. We maybe outside, but we are not down.

246. I think, he means, we are down but not out.

247. 'Oh, you all look so sad.'

248. I hope, I didn't cause you any trouble.

249. No, it's not you, it's us.

250. I'm afraid, we messed up big time.

251. Quite the opposite.

252. You see, I am the bird of paradise.

253. But we thought the bird of paradise

254. would be a regular bird.

255. I have come to payback your kindness by giving

256. 'each of you the greatest gift of all.'

257. Farm equipment?

258. In rescuing me, I've given you the gift

259. of discovering your finest qualities.

260. 'Courage, loyalty, strength and kindness.'

261. Those are the greatest gifts you could ever receive.

262. Yeah, even if they don't cost anything.

263. That was the purpose of the quest.

264. To arm you with the greatest powers of all.

265. The power that comes from within that can never be taken away.

266. Well, she's one mighty impressive bird.

267. But she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

268. You did well, young monks.

269. Your one mistake was to assume that

270. the bird of paradise was a bird.

271. 'Things are not always what they appear to be.'

272. The evil that you will soon encounter

273. will not always be so easy to recognize.

274. That is why you must remain cautious

275. and learn to see with your minds

276. and not just your eyes.

277. Master Fung worked his way through monk school doing magic.

278. I once saw him make all of China disappear.

279. It's true.

280. 'Okay, bird of paradise or whatever you call yourself.'

281. Out with it. Exactly what makes you so powerful?

282. What makes you so powerful?

283. Hey, I'll ask the questions around here.

284. I'll ask the questions around here.

285. Oh, yeah, tough guy?

286. Well, if you don't tell me what I wanna know

287. I'll, uh, I'll hurt you until you cry.

288. I-I-I'll hurt you until you cry.

289. What? No, no, no. You-you're bluffing.

290. - You're bluffing. - Okay, okay, maybe I'm.

291. Just-just take it easy.

292. Just take it easy! Just take it easy!

293. Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

294. I'll tell you whatever you want, sir, please!

295. 'Don't make me cry!'