Xiaolin Showdown 3x11

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Kimiko uses her PDA, the Mind Reader Conch, Changing Chopsticks and the Eye of Dashi to connect herself to a satellite so that she can read the world's thoughts. Hannibal Bean spies on her and acquires secret information about Chase's weakness by the Heylin Eclipse. Wuya teams up with Hannibal in an effort to destroy Chase and steal all the Shen-Gong-Wu.

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1. Whoa!

2. Wudai Neptune Ice!

3. whoosh

4. Wudai Mars Fire!

5. Aah!

6. Whoa!

7. Ow!

8. thud

9. It appears we are defeated.

10. Judolette Flip!

11. (Omi) 'And by a mere girl.'

12. Hey.

13. 'And then I miniaturized the Mind Reader Conch'

14. 'and the Changing Chopsticks.'

15. And wired them to my PDA.

16. So you knew our every move before we did.

17. 'Isn't that kinda like havin' a fistful of extra aces'

18. 'at the poker table?'

19. I knew it!

20. She's a girl. She had to be cheating.

21. Actually this very situation

22. is covered in the Wu training manual.

23. Under, "Too bad, sucker."

24. What?

25. Let me see that manual.

26. Very ingenious.

27. This will bode well for you when it comes time

28. to pick a leader.

29. I fear with the Heylin Eclipse growing near

30. 'great evil will soon follow.'

31. 'Evil more powerful than ever before.'

32. Yes. But I am growing more powerful every day too.

33. Ahh!

34. You do not think I could do this by accident.

35. If I can just hack into that satellite

36. I'll be able to read everyone's thoughts.

37. Changing Chopsticks.

38. Mind Reader Conch.

39. Eye Of Dashi.

40. boom

41. rizz rizz

42. Yes, I am in.

43. whoosh

44. 'Let's hear what Dojo's thinking'.

45. I never should have got into those cookies.

46. Oh, that hurts.

47. Life don't get better than this.

48. I feel sad for those who will never know

49. what it's like to be me.

50. Goal!

51. I rule.

52. Hey! Stay out of my head!

53. 'I don't let anything go on in there.'

54. And for the record, Juggling livestock's harder

55. than it looks.

56. Sorry, guys. I-I didn't think you would mind.

57. Kimiko, you must learn discretion.

58. Nevertheless, sometimes the lesson is in the journey.

59. You are quite wise, Master Fung.

60. You ever notice how he never takes a side.

61. And that's why I love the big galoot and..

62. Nice robe.

63. I'm sorry, but I was only testing it on you guys.

64. It's for keeping an eye on evil.

65. rizz rizz

66. Hmm. What evil beauty!

67. Not bad for 1500 years old.

68. She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head.

69. Impenetrable bull bubble-bots. It's so simple.

70. Oof!

71. I truly am the Evil Emperor Of Darkness.

72. Mm-mm. There's nothing so comfy as warm bottom feathers.

73. Way too much info.

74. Kids, big news!

75. Little green dude, you couldn't have run more than six steps.

76. According to the Conch, Dojo's sensing a new Wu.

77. Ants In The Pants.

78. What? Give me that scroll!

79. '"The Ants In The Pants Wu releases a colony of ants"'

80. 'that will make your opponent scratch like a..'

81. A hound dog with front row seats at a flea circus.

82. 'It's a blast at parties'

83. But a pretty lame Wu in battle, so

84. if we don't get it, no biggie.

85. Looks like we got competition already on their way.

86. Dojo, you think you can fly?

87. Sorry, but I'm spent.

88. - Too many cookies. - We gotta hurry.

89. 'Silver Manta Ray!'

90. Where's that Wu? Ah-ha!

91. Bubble-bots! Attack!

92. rat-ta-tat-tat

93. boom

94. No, no. Shoot through the holes.

95. huff huff huff

96. Ah!

97. Well, way to mix it up, Spicer.

98. Usually we have to break a sweat before we kick your sorry butt.

99. Oh, we're late again.

100. This sort of thing never happened

101. when I didn't have a body.

102. The monks have proven most lucky.

103. Or most clever.

104. Ying Yang, I have a job for you.

105. Whoo! Way to go, Kimiko!

106. You're like the prize mule at the County fair.

107. Uh, thanks.

108. But it's really this device that deserves the credit.

109. Of course, I invented it.

110. No girl will become leader before me.

111. I could have built that machine.

112. Hmm. Baby back ribs.

113. rizz rizz

114. My fellow warriors

115. there appears to be a weak link amongst us.

116. It's Wuya. She's not to be trusted.

117. 'Once I rid myself of that pesky clown-face'

118. 'I'll have time to focus on my true enemy.'

119. 'Hannibal Bean.'

120. But for now, we must remain patient

121. until the full eclipse of the sun has passed.

122. During those minutes, I will be weakened

123. and you will all slip into a deep sleep.

124. Excellent evil work, Ying Yang.

125. Now, I know what they know, and more.

126. Ha ha ha ha!

127. Hurry, guys, if we can get to Chase

128. before the eclipse ends

129. we'll be able to snag back our Wu.

130. I must admit. Your idea is most wondrous.

131. It should have been my idea! Mine, mine, mine.

132. Oh, I wonder if she's listening.

133. The Jack-o is back-o in action!

134. Jack-o! We do not have time to fight you.

135. We have true evil to battle.

136. Hey! It don't get more evil than this.

137. Bubble-bots, attack!

138. Kaijin Charm! Shimo Staff!

139. Water!

140. Longhorn Taurus!

141. Big Bang Meteorang!

142. Earth!

143. boom

144. Crest Of The Condor! Blade Of The Nebula!

145. Wind!

146. boom

147. Cat's Eye Draco! Arrow Sparrow!

148. 'Fire!'

149. boom

150. rattle rattle

151. We must remain patient

152. until the full eclipse of the sun has passed.

153. 'During those minutes I will be weakened'

154. 'and you will all slip into a deep sleep.'

155. So, the mighty Chase Young has a chink in his armor.

156. Hey, sugar, how'd you like to join forces?

157. Sounds absolutely evil.

158. And I know just where Chase keeps his Wu.

159. Hah!

160. On the warranty it says there im-impe-impenetrable.

161. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff.

162. Have you had enough?

163. Yeah, that should about cover it.

164. I'll drop by for the rest later.

165. Hey, something's going on with Chase.

166. And Wuya and Hannibal!

167. thud

168. I've waited a long time for this.

169. Not so almighty, are we today?

170. boom

171. And now, to finish him off!

172. I maybe weakened, but I'm not... helpless!

173. We have no time.

174. We must get the Shen Gong Wu.

175. Hannibal must have hacked into my system.

176. That's how he found out about Chase's weakness.

177. Hannibal alone is a potent threat.

178. But together with Wuya, their evil forces could mean

179. the end of the world.

180. Where have I heard that before?

181. Oh, yeah, previously on "Xiaolin Showdown".

182. I'm sorry, but I feel somewhat responsible.

183. Somewhat?

184. You know, that is going to cost you leadership points.

185. Yes, Master Fung.

186. The world has been placed in grave danger.

187. And let us not forget by whom.

188. 'Look, the Heylin Eclipse is at the strongest point.'

189. We've got to do something.

190. Okay, since we can't allow Chase or Hannibal

191. to defeat the other..

192. What if we made sure Jack were to win?

193. An excellent plan, Raimundo.

194. I will remember it when it comes time

195. to pick a leader.

196. Now, I am losing points to Raimundo!

197. And he was last to make apprentice!

198. What do you want?

199. We are here to surrender.

200. Yes, you are indeed a most powerful warrior.

201. We'd need years of training and we'd still lose to you.

202. Well, I'm glad you've finally come to your senses.

203. I would have given you a thrashing.

204. Only I... kind of locked myself inside.

205. Use your tiger powers to bust out.

206. Tiger powers? Oh, right. Tiger powers.

207. Doo-o!

208. Fist Of Tebigong.

209. Wow-wee! Did I do that?

210. I for one, am very impressed.

211. And it's not just us.

212. Listen to what the others are thinking.

213. Do not underestimate Jack Spicer.

214. Those bubble-bots are genius.

215. Spicer has taken his martial art skills to a new level.

216. 'Dojo, get out of the shot!'

217. He is truly evil and cunning.

218. Yes! It is time to make my move.

219. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!

220. 'The Cannon Blaster acts like a cannon that blasts.'

221. 'Anyway, the holder can literally'

222. 'turn into a human cannonball.'

223. Ooh! I was wanting to turn into a human cannonball.

224. Hey, you're already halfway there.

225. Look! We got Wu dead ahead.

226. Hee-haw!

227. Where's that no good hombre Spicer?

228. I can't tell.

229. He's either out of range or just not thinking.

230. 'I see you brought your kittens to do your fightin'.'

231. And I see you brought my house keeper to do yours.

232. Once you're defeated you're welcome to join us.

233. Oh, not as equals, but to do our bidding.

234. 'You might as well give up.'

235. Your worst nightmare is here.

236. You're not gonna take your shoes off, are you?

237. Nah! Bubble-bots, attack!

238. rat-ta-tat-tat

239. boom

240. We have to make sure Jack wins.

241. We'll wait until he gets into trouble and needs our help.

242. zing zing zing

243. rizz rizz rizz

244. boom

245. I guess that would be right about now.

246. Dojo, did you bring the Wu?

247. Oh, mm.

248. Yeah, it's in here somewhere.

249. Oh.

250. Changing Chopsticks.

251. Golden Finger.

252. Ruby Of Ramses.

253. Ooh.

254. I'll see we've been practicing.

255. Ants In The Pants.

256. Time to rid the world of this insect.

257. Kuzusu Atom.

258. boom

259. Huh!

260. 'Shroud Of Shadow.'

261. slam

262. A-a-ah.

263. Jack Spicer has been cocked cold.

264. Orb Of Tornami.

265. Dojo, did you bring the Treasure Of The Blind Swordsman with you?

266. Oh, yeah. Right next to my new home entertainment center.

267. Changing Chopsticks.

268. Treasure Of The Blind Swordsman

269. we summon your help.

270. I need you to turn me into Jack.

271. But only temporarily.

272. Serpent's Tail.

273. Oh.

274. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio.

275. I'll wager my Moby Morpher

276. against your Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail.

277. I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.

278. The game is Last To Drop Wins.

279. Let's go Xiaolin Showdown.

280. Gong Yi Tanpai!

281. Ow.

282. Moby Morpher.

283. Ha ha ha.

284. whack whack

285. (Omi) You can defeat them, Jack.

286. I'm sure of it.

287. Kimiko does not stand a chance.

288. Why are you rooting for Jack?

289. Uh, no reason.

290. just like to go with the underdogs.

291. Mind Reader Conch.

292. I locked away that foolish vegetable once

293. 'I can do it again.'

294. You crossed the wrong bean

295. when you crossed Hannibal Roy Bean!

296. Mind Reader Conch.

297. That Chase has girly hair

298. a real warrior shaves his head, like me.

299. Ha! You could pour fertilizer on that head

300. and nothing would grow!

301. Uh, Moby Morpher.

302. boom

303. wham

304. zap

305. Last To Drop Wins.

306. Hah!

307. - Ooh. - Yes.

308. Yeah, you go, girl.. Boy.

309. Don't grow too comfortable.

310. Our paths will cross again.

311. You can count on it.

312. You surprised me, Spicer.

313. And I'm rarely surprised.

314. But never fooled.

315. By the way, love the perfume.

316. Phew.

317. Call me sentimental

318. but I was pulling for you all along.

319. Hit the road, you old witch.

320. Jack, this is the side of you that I've never seen before.

321. And I like it.

322. Halloween's over get me out of this.

323. zap

324. - Phew. - What happened?

325. You were most magnificent.

326. The way you defeated Chase and Hannibal.

327. I-I did?

328. Yeah, yeah, now I remember.

329. The Evil Emperor Of Darkness wins again.

330. I'm the best. I'm triumphant.

331. Uhh.

332. And I'm very, very sleepy.

333. Uh.

334. (Omi) 'Oh, get off. Ow!'

335. 'Oof, smashing my head.'