Xiaolin Showdown 3x1

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Now with the world under his rule and Omi one of his many jungle cats, Chase is all-powerful. The world is in jeopardy, and it's up to the monks, Dojo and Jack to restore peace. The invisible creature that escaped the Ying-Yang world turns out to be the Chi guardian, who is out to retrieve every chi that was taken. After the creature takes Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay's chi, Dojo and Jack devise a plan on getting it back along with trapping the Chi guardian back in the Ying-Yang world. Once the Warriors' chi returns, they challenge Chase to a showdown in order to finally bring Omi back to the side of good.

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1. (Omi) Previously on "Xiaolin Showdown"..

2. 'The Ying Yo-Yo acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World. '

3. You are here about Master Fung.

4. He's missing and you must travel to the Ying-Yang World.

5. Ying Yo-Yo!

6. The Ying Yo-Yo is actually

7. one of two Shen Gong Wu.

8. The Ying Yo-Yo and the Yang Yo-Yo.

9. When leaving the Ying-Yang World, you must have both Wu

10. or the good part of you will be left behind.

11. I will rule the world with you at my side.

12. The Serpent's Tail is also missing.

13. That can only mean one thing.

14. 'Serpent's Tail, Reversing Mirror.'

15. It's good to be all powerful again.

16. We'll just have to go into the Ying-Yang World

17. and find both Omi and Master Fung's chi.

18. Hey! Watch where you.. Ooh!

19. Omi, I missed you so.

20. Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying-Yang World.

21. Instead of coming out whole

22. 'he must've left behind all of his evil.'

23. Omi swore his loyalty to me.

24. Chase Young is right, as a Xiaolin monk

25. I am bound by my words.

26. meow

27. Omi belongs to me.

28. Now and forever!

29. 'Aah, there is nothing like'

30. the smell of ash in the morning.

31. I have never seen you look so... evil.

32. Omi's essence combined with my own has allowed me

33. to grow stronger!

34. Soon I will enslave every living creature

35. and plunge the world into eternal darkness.

36. Now, we'll have none of that.

37. swoosh

38. Evil can be most rewarding.

39. (Omi) 'One time, you were on the side of good.'

40. 'Perhaps there is still some good inside of you.'

41. swoosh

42. No, don't think so.

43. Don't worry, Omi, in time you too will

44. learn to appreciate evil.

45. I must warn you..

46. that my purring should not be mistaken as a sign

47. that I approve of your actions.

48. I just happened to like having my ears scratched.

49. Again, please.

50. Poor, Omi, he looks so sad

51. with that big furry head.

52. Yeah, the one time the little fella needs us

53. and we're about as useless as a catfish on a bicycle.

54. Good morning, all!

55. Master Fung, I brought you your morning tea.

56. But I usually bring Master Fung his morning tea.

57. - Allow me to pour, please. - No!

58. I'm the one who pours Master Fung's tea.

59. But I'm already in mid-pour.

60. He's probably saying

61. "It's okay, I know you mean well."

62. Here, Master Fung.

63. You can use my laptop computer to talk to us.

64. Ow! Ow! Ow! Thank you, Kimiko.

65. Master Fung, is there anything we can do to get Omi back?

66. You must break Chase Young's hold

67. by challenging him for Omi's freedom.

68. 'If you lose, you too will lose your freedom.'

69. And then all hope will have been lost.

70. Like the feeling in my legs.

71. Hey! Cheap shot.

72. I say go for it.

73. I know you guys can't lose.

74. And what makes you so sure?

75. Because you have good on your side.

76. And when you have good, you got the world on a string.

77. Hmm. There it goes again.

78. There goes what?

79. That!

80. thud

81. Dragon X Kumei Formation!

82. (all) Whoa-a-a-ho!

83. It's no use.

84. Dragon X Kumei won't work without Omi.

85. Where is it?

86. Ah!

87. Sword of the Storm! Wind!

88. roar

89. thud

90. roar

91. Spear of Yun!

92. What in the name of blueberry jam is that thing?

93. roar

94. The Chi creature is the guardian of the chi

95. in the Ying-Yang World.

96. It uses its tongue to suck chi from its victims.

97. It won't rest until it replaces the chi that was taken.

98. Guys, we gotta act now!

99. I say we go find Omi before things get any weirder.

100. If that's even possible.

101. Go, young monks.

102. I will watch the Chi creature while you are away.

103. Here, may be you should hold on to this Silk Spitter

104. and the Glove of Jisaku just in case.

105. beep beep

106. And the Reversing Mirror.

107. Wouldn't want anything to happen to my number one guy!

108. M-mwah.

109. But I'm supposed to be the one who kisses

110. Master Fung on the noggin.

111. Once I rid myself of the other monks

112. nothing will stand between me

113. and total evil domination.

114. And what evil plan do you have in mind for them?

115. None. The Chi creature will handle things for us.

116. roar

117. 'Silk Spitter.'

118. You will have to do better than that, old monk!

119. Hah!

120. Be careful what you wish for.

121. You fight well for someone with brittle bones.

122. But not well enough.

123. I'm so sorry, Master Fung.

124. I wish there was something I could do.

125. Oh, poor little kitty-witty want something to do?

126. Here's a ball of yarn. Knock yourself out.

127. He he he.

128. I do not understand why

129. but I find this ball of yarn most fascinating.

130. Be brave, young warrior, the battle is not over.

131. Oh, I beg to differ.

132. Serpent's Tail!

133. roar

134. Oh, this isn't good.

135. Doesn't it know we're on the same side?

136. You will have to find your chi else where.

137. I suggest that you look that way.

138. roar

139. 'Sounds like we've got company.'

140. Sword of the Storm! Wind!

141. roar

142. thud

143. Star Hanabi! Fire!

144. 'Fist of Tebigong! Earth!'

145. roar

146. thud

147. Oh!

148. I sure hope that's you, Clay.

149. Or at least a bear.

150. Please, don't suck my chi.

151. I have so little.

152. It's just me, good buddy.

153. Come on, we have to find the others

154. so we can save Omi and the world.

155. 'There they are.'

156. Look, we're saved!

157. Guys! You don't know how glad I am to see you.

158. I-S-P-A-F-A-I-C-S.

159. 'Never try to teach a pig dancing, waste your time.'

160. Hey!

161. We're too late, they've been de-chied.

162. Elephant tusks cannot grow out of dog's mouth.

163. Water that is too pure has no fish.

164. Alrighty, all we have to do is, use the Ying Yang Yo-Yo

165. to draw the chi creature back into the Ying-Yang World

166. and find our pal's chi.

167. That's all? And I suppose

168. we'll be done in time to catch a movie.

169. Great idea. My treat, little buddy.

170. We're sunk!

171. The Yang Yo-Yo is missing.

172. Well, we still have the Ying Yo-Yo.

173. What do you have, tofu for brains?

174. If you leave the Ying-Yang World without both Wu

175. you'll go back to your former evil self.

176. Not that it wouldn't be an improvement.

177. Then that's what I must do.

178. The world is at stake.

179. Not to mention the lives of my good friends.

180. You'd be willing to do that for us?

181. Even after all of the mean things we've said?

182. Yeah, water off a duck's back.

183. I know when I return I won't miss being good.

184. But... I wish I would.

185. Oh, yes!

186. Please try to remember me for how I am.

187. And not how I will be.

188. I wish there was something I could do.

189. Actually there is. I will need a goat.

190. As bait to draw the chi creature out.

191. Where am I supposed to find a goat?

192. Jack.

193. I don't think this is a very good idea.

194. Ja-a-ack. Ja-a-ack.

195. thud thud

196. Ja-a-ack!

197. Ying Yo-Yo. Ha ha!

198. The Ring of Nine Dragons!

199. Alright, find the chi, Jack. And I'll distract the creature.

200. Good thinking, Jack.

201. By the way, I'm proud to call you Jack..

202. Jack.

203. Ying Yo-Yo.

204. 'I'll take those.'

205. - The Spear of Yun! - Hey! What's going on?

206. This is no way to treat an evil boy genius.

207. I have much washing to do before I catch the next wave.

208. And the next.

209. I say you do for a nice chi break, wash boy.

210. gulp

211. Hey, what's goin' on?

212. Why am I washing Chase's underwear?

213. No time to explain.

214. We've got to get Kimiko and Clay back.

215. I must make the floor clean enough to eat off of.

216. Almost there.

217. gulp

218. gulp

219. This is way too creepy.

220. Hmm. What's that funny taste in my mouth?

221. Not bad just, you know, funny.

222. I knew I should've devoured you when I had the chance.

223. Uh, b-bad idea.

224. I think I maybe coming down with something.

225. Could be contagious.

226. According to the ancient scrolls, we have the right

227. to challenge you for Omi's freedom.

228. And what do you wish to wager?

229. The only thing you'd be willing to play for.

230. Our eternal loyalty.

231. No! I cannot allow you to do this for me.

232. I accept your offer.

233. But no Shen Gong Wu.

234. You will rely only on your martial art skills.

235. The game is Xiaolin Soccer.

236. First to score four points wins.

237. You and your jungle cats against the four of us.

238. - The four? - That's right.

239. Omi-cat is playing with us.

240. Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

241. kaboom

242. 'Gong Yi Tan Pai!'

243. Hey, what do we do for a ball?

244. Oh!

245. thud

246. Yeah! Yeah!

247. Go get 'em, Chase! Yes!

248. I hate the away games.

249. The crowd's always against you.

250. swoosh

251. pow

252. roar

253. Ha ha ha.

254. Remember what Master Fung once said.

255. "The way to defeat Chase Young is to stop seeing him

256. as the greatest warrior of all times."

257. Chase taught you your best moves.

258. How can we beat someone like that?

259. By using different moves.

260. And by getting back my dots!

261. Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble!

262. Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers!

263. Sparrow Eating Hotdog!

264. Sparrow Eating Hotdog?

265. swoosh

266. Way to go, Omi-cat!

267. Looks like we're not dead yet.

268. That is correct!

269. Omi-cat has more lives than you can skin!

270. Judolette Flip Fire!

271. Yeah!

272. Typhoon Boom Wind!

273. It appears I have taught you well.

274. No, it appears that you have taught me too well.

275. Dragon X Kumei Formation!

276. swoosh

277. thud thud

278. thud

279. thud

280. Since I gave my word

281. you are free to go.

282. But now that you have tasted evil it may not

283. be so easy the next time.

284. I think the evil in you is stronger than you know.

285. (Omi) I wish to apologize for the trouble I caused.

286. Because of me the world almost fell into the forces

287. of evil for eternity.

288. I knew the secret to defeat evil

289. and I refused to use it.

290. Perhaps I am not worthy to be a Xiaolin monk.

291. I wouldn't be so sure.

292. Remember when you first used

293. the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle Scope?

294. You thought you saw how to destroy evil.

295. But what you did not see was me holding the Reversing Mirror.

296. You saw the opposite of destroying evil.

297. So if Omi had listened to us and broke his word..

298. It would've been good that would've been destroyed.

299. - Not evil. - Thank you for telling me that.

300. It was very good of you.

301. Perhaps I've been right about you all along.

302. The good in you maybe stronger than you know.

303. 'It is good to be back.'

304. Remember when I told you that only one would rise

305. to the ranks of Wudai Warrior?

306. The time has come to announce the chosen one.

307. Congratulations, Omi.

308. - Glad for you, partner. - Way to go!

309. I do not know what to say

310. except I do not believe I am the most worthy.

311. As I was saying..

312. congratulations Omi, Kimiko

313. 'Raimundo and Clay.'

314. I am most pleased.

315. And most confused.

316. You said only one of us would rise.

317. That is correct.

318. Only one would rise.

319. But not until you worked together as one.

320. I don't know about you but I think

321. he makes this stuff up as he goes along.