1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.Copy !req
2. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.Copy !req
3. I AM CALM.
MY MIND IS CLEAR.Copy !req
4. I AM NOT DISTRACTED BY
THIS MOST IRRITATING OF NOISES!Copy !req
5. OH! OH! I'D LIKE TO SEE
HOW LONG YOU'D LASTCopy !req
6. WITH
A SHEN GONG WU RASH!Copy !req
7. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, DOJO?Copy !req
8. OOH, THERE MUST BE
A BIG PILE OF
SHEN GONG WUCopy !req
9. GETTING READY TO REVEAL
THEMSELVES ALL AT ONCE.Copy !req
10. SO WHEN IS
THIS COLLECTION OF CATSCopy !req
11. JUMPING OUT OF THE BAG?Copy !req
12. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
13. BUT I HOPE IT'S SOON.Copy !req
14. MY WHOLE BODY IS ONE
BIG ITCH OF ANTICIPATION.Copy !req
15. UH, YEAH,
TOO MUCH INFORMATION.Copy !req
16. SORRY. LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST OF
THE SHEN GONG WU JUST POPPED.Copy !req
17. IT SAYS
THE CRYSTAL GLASSESCopy !req
18. ALLOW THE WEARER
TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE.Copy !req
19. I ALREADY KNOW
MY FUTURE.Copy !req
20. I WILL BE THE MOST WISE
AND POWERFULCopy !req
21. AND SWIFTEST
OF ALL XIAOLIN DRAGONS!Copy !req
22. YOU LEFT OUT
MODEST.Copy !req
23. I DO NOT THINK
THE FIST OF TEBIGONGCopy !req
24. WAS MEANT
FOR THIS PURPOSE.Copy !req
25. OHHH, YEAH!Copy !req
26. YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
OHH, YEAH.Copy !req
27. EWW! LET'S HOPE THE REST
OF THOSE SHEN GONG WUCopy !req
28. REVEAL THEMSELVES BEFORE
YOU RUN OUT OF SCALES.Copy !req
29. OOH, IS IT
GETTING COLDER OUT HERE?Copy !req
30. IT SHOULD BE.
WE'RE IN RUSSIA.Copy !req
31. NEXT TIME,
I'M HIDING
THE SHEN GONG WUCopy !req
32. IN THE TROPICS
NEAR A 4-STAR HOTEL.Copy !req
33. WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE
THE RURAL EQUIVALENT OF A MALL.Copy !req
34. MAYBE THEY'LL SELL US
SOME SALVE.Copy !req
35. MM-MMM! WARM GRUB
SMELLS DELICIOUS.Copy !req
36. THERE IS NO TIME
FOR SNACKING.Copy !req
37. WE'RE SEEKING
A RASH REMEDY.Copy !req
38. UH, YEAH!
FOR OUR PET GECKO.Copy !req
39. AH, MY FRIENDS,
IF IT IS REMEDY YOU SEEK,Copy !req
40. I HAVE VENDOR FOR YOU—ME!Copy !req
41. WHAT CAN WE GET
FOR THIS?Copy !req
42. IS OLD FAMILY RECIPE
FOR ITCH.Copy !req
43. HERE.
UGH!Copy !req
44. ALSO WILL REMOVE PAINT.Copy !req
45. YEAH, FINE,
WE'LL TAKE IT!Copy !req
46. HA HA!Copy !req
47. WELL?Copy !req
48. NO, NOTHING!
I DON'T FEEL A—Copy !req
49. OOH... AHH. YEAH.Copy !req
50. MORE! MORE! MORE!Copy !req
51. OOH! SENSING
A SHEN GONG WU!
THAT-A-WAY!Copy !req
52. AH, YOU FRIEND POINTS
TO OLD TOWN TEMPLE.Copy !req
53. 2 KILOMETERS NORTH.
YOU CANNOT BE MISSING IT.Copy !req
54. HE WASN'T KIDDING.Copy !req
55. YOU'D HAVE TO BE A BLIND CROW
TO MISS THE SIDE OF THAT BARN.Copy !req
56. THE CRYSTAL GLASSES
ARE WITHIN OUR GRASP.Copy !req
57. UH-OH! EITHER THEY'VE GOT
REALLY BIG INSECTS IN RUSSIACopy !req
58. OR THAT BUZZING
IS THE SOUND OF—Copy !req
59. JACK SPICER,
MASTER OF EVIL.Copy !req
60. AT YOUR SERVICE.Copy !req
61. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US,
JACK SPICER.Copy !req
62. TELL YOU WHAT?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE
THIS INTERESTING?Copy !req
63. JUST ME VERSUS
ALL OF YOU,
NO WEAPONS.Copy !req
64. HYAH! OH!Copy !req
65. I THINK TECHNICALLY THAT
QUALIFIES AS A WEAPON.Copy !req
66. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
67. YEAH, AND TECHNICALLY
YOU ALL QUALIFY AS SUCKERS.Copy !req
68. HA HA HA!
DON'T MIND IF I DO.Copy !req
69. UNH! UNH! AAH!Copy !req
70. WHOA!Copy !req
71. TWO TON TUNIC!Copy !req
72. DIDN'T SEE
THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU?Copy !req
73. TANGLE WEB COMB!Copy !req
74. GOING UP!Copy !req
75. AAH! OOF!Copy !req
76. JACK IS GETTING AWAY!
UNH! STOP HIM!Copy !req
77. GOT IT COVERED!
SWORD OF THE STORM!Copy !req
78. WHOA!Copy !req
79. FIST OF TEBIGONG!Copy !req
80. REVERSING MIRROR!Copy !req
81. OOF! UNH...Copy !req
82. UNH!Copy !req
83. I HAVE BEEN TEBIGONGED.Copy !req
84. HA HA HA! HUH?Copy !req
85. HEY! WHOA! NO! NO!Copy !req
86. AAH!Copy !req
87. AAH! MY CART!Copy !req
88. HAS BEEN IN FAMILY
FOR GENERATIONS!Copy !req
89. THEN YOU COME! BOOM!Copy !req
90. UNH. HEY, GIVE ME
THOSE GLASSES.Copy !req
91. I—AAH!Copy !req
92. FIRST YOU BREAK FAMILY CART,
AND THEN YOU GO ATTACK ME?Copy !req
93. OH, HI, GUYS.Copy !req
94. GO AHEAD AND SHOW THEM
WHO'S IN CHARGE!Copy !req
95. AAAH!Copy !req
96. LOVE TO STAY, GOTTA GO!Copy !req
97. I THANK YOU FOR RETRIEVING
OUR SHEN GONG WUCopy !req
98. FROM THE VILLAINOUS
JACK SPICER.Copy !req
99. IS NOTHING.Copy !req
100. ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU WERE GREAT!Copy !req
101. YEAH, MAN,
YOU GOT THE MOVES.Copy !req
102. HECK, WE COULD ALWAYS
USE ANOTHER PARTNER
ON OUR TEAM.Copy !req
103. WE COULD?Copy !req
104. HA HA HA!Copy !req
105. WELCOME, YOUNG VLAD.Copy !req
106. THANK YOU, MASTER FUNG.Copy !req
107. VLAD IS A MOST WELCOME
ADDITION TO OUR TEAM.Copy !req
108. BUT HE IS THE LAST ONE,
RIGHT? HEH.Copy !req
109. YEAH. I MEAN,Copy !req
110. JUST HOW MANY DRAGONS
IN TRAINING CAN THERE BE?Copy !req
111. YEAH.Copy !req
112. THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
113. EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT
A DRAGON APPRENTICE
LIKE YOU GUYS,Copy !req
114. I STILL OUTRANK
THE NEW GUY!Copy !req
115. DA. I AM, HOW YOU SAY,
LOWEST BRANCH
ON TREE, YEAH?Copy !req
116. THAT'S RIGHT, VLAD!
THE WORST CHORES ARE YOURS.Copy !req
117. DUSTING, POLISHING,
AND SWEEPING.Copy !req
118. OH, IS MY PLEASURE,
RAIMUNDO. THANK YOU.Copy !req
119. MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP HIM
ON PERMANENTLY.Copy !req
120. HAVE SUCCESSFULLY
INFILTRATED XIAOLIN TEMPLECopy !req
121. AND NOW READY TO TAKE
EVIL PLAN TO NEXT PHASE.Copy !req
122. EXCELLENT!
OH, AND, VLAD,Copy !req
123. NEXT TIME YOU FAKE A FIGHT,
TRY NOT TO BE SO CONVINCING.Copy !req
124. WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MR. JACK SPICER.
YOU ARE BOSS.Copy !req
125. BECAUSE I SUFFERED
A TEBIGONGING TO RETRIEVE THEM.Copy !req
126. ONLY 'CAUSE YOU LET JACK
GO REVERSING MIRROR
ON YOUR SORRY BUTT.Copy !req
127. IS I WHO GOT GLASSES
FROM BAD MAN.Copy !req
128. SORRY, VLAD.
NEW GUYS LAST—HUH?Copy !req
129. SORRY, RAI.
DRAGON APPRENTICES FIRST.Copy !req
130. HUH?
HUH?Copy !req
131. PERHAPS WE SHOULD SETTLE THIS
WITH A CHALLENGE.Copy !req
132. OHH!Copy !req
133. A SIMPLE GAME OF TAG
SHOULD SUFFICE.Copy !req
134. MERELY TOUCH MY TUNIC
AND THE GLASSES ARE YOURS.Copy !req
135. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!Copy !req
136. HEY!Copy !req
137. BY LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE,
I KNOW YOUR MOVESCopy !req
138. BEFORE YOU DO.Copy !req
139. OW!Copy !req
140. AW, FORGET IT.Copy !req
141. I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT.Copy !req
142. THE POWER OF THE CRYSTAL GLASSES
SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.Copy !req
143. ONLY THE WISEST OF DRAGONS
SHOULD ATTEMPT TO USE THEM.Copy !req
144. WHY ARE YOU
WEARING SUNGLASSES
ON A NON-SUNNY DAY?Copy !req
145. THEY MAKE ME LOOK COOL.Copy !req
146. WHY DO YOU WANT
TO LOOK COLD?Copy !req
147. NEVER MIND. YOU UP
FOR A CHALLENGE?Copy !req
148. WHATEVER IT IS,
I ACCEPT!Copy !req
149. AND I WILL BE
VICTORIOUS!Copy !req
150. I WANT YOU TO HIT ME
AS HARD AS YOU CAN.Copy !req
151. A MOST UNUSUAL CHALLENGE,
BUT IF YOU INSIST.Copy !req
152. HYAH! YAAH!Copy !req
153. AAH! UNH!Copy !req
154. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD TIGER
INSTINCTS, OMI?Copy !req
155. OH, SO PREDICTABLE.Copy !req
156. HYAAAH!Copy !req
157. LEFT. RIGHT.
SWEEP THE FEET. DUCK.Copy !req
158. VLAD SAYS HI.Copy !req
159. HELLO, FRIENDS.Copy !req
160. WAIT!
THIS IS NOT RIGHT! YAAH!Copy !req
161. LOOKING FOR THESE?Copy !req
162. RAIMUNDO, DID YOU
NOT HEAR MASTER FUNG?Copy !req
163. THIS SHEN GONG WU
IS NO TOY. RRR!Copy !req
164. HA HA HA!
IS FUNNY.Copy !req
165. HUH?Copy !req
166. THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG.Copy !req
167. HOWEVER...Copy !req
168. OUR FRIENDS ARE NOT
WISE DRAGONS LIKE YOU, OMI.Copy !req
169. VLAD, I WAS—I WAS JUST
LOCKING UP THE VAULT AND—Copy !req
170. AND DID YOU SAY I WAS WISE?Copy !req
171. YOUR SIGHT IS NOT CLOUDED
BY SILLY DISTRACTIONS.Copy !req
172. THAT IS WHY YOU WILL BE
GREAT DRAGON WARRIOR.Copy !req
173. HMM. I THINK
YOU ARE RIGHT, VLAD!Copy !req
174. IT IS
SUCH SHAME WE CANNOT
LOOK INTO FUTURECopy !req
175. AND SEE YOU IN ALL
YOUR BIG HEROIC GLORY.Copy !req
176. OH, BUT WE CAN!Copy !req
177. THE CRYSTALS GLASS?
BUT MASTER FUNG SAID—Copy !req
178. ONLY A WISE DRAGON SHOULD
USE THIS SHEN GONG WU.Copy !req
179. SO I'LL JUST WISELY
TAKE ONE LITTLE PEEK.Copy !req
180. IS OUR SECRET.Copy !req
181. CRYSTAL GLASSES!Copy !req
182. OH, YES! MY HEROIC DESTINY
IS COMING INTO FOCUS!Copy !req
183. WHAT IS THIS? THE TEMPLE!Copy !req
184. MY FRIENDS!Copy !req
185. WHAT MONSTER IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS TERRIBLE EVIL?Copy !req
186. IT IS... ME.Copy !req
187. I AM THE GREAT EVIL!Copy !req
188. YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS
ONE WHO WOULD GO OVER
TO THE DARK SIDE.Copy !req
189. YEAH,
AND RAI HERE WOULD KNOW.Copy !req
190. YOU SURE YOU WERE LOOKING
THROUGH THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THE GLASSES?Copy !req
191. MM-HMM.Copy !req
192. YEAH, AND WHY WERE YOU
EVEN LOOKING IN THEM
TO BEGIN WITH, OMI?Copy !req
193. MY INNER EVIL!
IT MADE ME LOOK!Copy !req
194. IT'S TAKING OVER ALREADY!
IT IS DECIDED.Copy !req
195. IN ORDER TO SAVE THE FUTURE,
I MUST GIVE UP MY POSITIONCopy !req
196. AS A XIAOLIN DRAGON
IN TRAINING.Copy !req
197. WAAAH!Copy !req
198. UNH!Copy !req
199. THERE'S ONLY ONE PATH
FOR YOU NOW.Copy !req
200. YOU MEAN,
THE PATH OF EVIL?Copy !req
201. NO. IN MY COUNTRY,
MAN OF HONORCopy !req
202. TAKES A LONG WALK,
ALONE, NEVER TO RETURN.Copy !req
203. IS HONORABLE THING.Copy !req
204. UH, GUYS?
OMI'S GONE.Copy !req
205. OH, HE'S PROBABLY
IN THE STOREROOM,Copy !req
206. PRACTICING HIS
FLYING LEOPARD ATTACK.Copy !req
207. NO. I MEAN, LIKE,
HE IS GONE GONE.Copy !req
208. HE LEFT A NOTE
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
209. DID ANYONE KNOW
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
210. MM-MM-MMM.Copy !req
211. HEY, I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN LOOK.Copy !req
212. LOOKING INTO THE
FUTURE TO SEE WHERE
YOU WILL FIND OMICopy !req
213. SOUNDS LIKE
THE IDEA OF A
WISE DRAGON TO ME.Copy !req
214. CRYSTAL GLASSES!Copy !req
215. WE WILL FIND HIM
BY A FROZEN RIVER
NEAR HOCK ROCK!Copy !req
216. OH, HEY! HEY, VLAD!
YOU GOT ANY MORE OF
YOUR BABUSHKA SALVE?Copy !req
217. VLAD?Copy !req
218. OH, PLEASE, BABUSHKA,
YOU GOTTA BE IN HERE
FOR OLD DOJO. OH!Copy !req
219. OH, LET'S SEE. SOCKS,
CHEKOV, JACK SPICER'S
REVERSING MIRROR.Copy !req
220. WHY WOULD VLAD
HAVE JACK SPICER'S
REVERSING MIRROR...Copy !req
221. UNLESS...Copy !req
222. I GOTTA WARN THE OTHERS!
WE GOTTA—Copy !req
223. EHH!Copy !req
224. IT'S HAPPENING!
THE TREASURE TROVE
OF SHEN GONG WUCopy !req
225. HAS REVEALED ITSELF! UHH!Copy !req
226. WHOA! THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
227. NOW THE ONLY THING
I WANT TO HEAR
IS VLAD SAYING—Copy !req
228. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.Copy !req
229. SO, OMI IS OUT OF
THE PICTURE THEN.Copy !req
230. DA! BY THE TIME THE OTHERS
FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON,
IT WILL BE TOO LATE.Copy !req
231. AND WE'LL ALREADY
HAVE ALL THE NEW
SHEN GONG WU.Copy !req
232. YOU SHOULD NOT
HAVE COME FOR ME. DID
YOU NOT READ MY LETTER?Copy !req
233. YEAH, AND WE'RE
NOT BUYING IT.Copy !req
234. BUT I SAW IT
WITH MY OWN EYES!Copy !req
235. DOJO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THE WOOD BOX?Copy !req
236. BL-BL-BL! IT WAS VLAD!
THAT SNAKE IS REALLY
WORKING FOR JACK!Copy !req
237. NO WAY!
WHAT!Copy !req
238. EVEN WORSE, MY RASH
IS STARTING TO BLISTER.Copy !req
239. CAN WE KEEP THIS ON
A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS?Copy !req
240. WE'D BETTER HURRY, OR WE
COULD LOSE OUT ON OUR
SHEN GONG WU BONANZA!Copy !req
241. HOP ON!Copy !req
242. EW!
EW!
EW!Copy !req
243. GAHH!Copy !req
244. LEAVE ME BE.
I AM EVIL.Copy !req
245. I WILL CORRUPT
YOUR QUEST.Copy !req
246. LESS TALK,
MORE DEFROST.Copy !req
247. THE SHEN GONG WU
ARE MINE, ALL MINE!Copy !req
248. SORRY TO BUST UP
YOUR LITTLE HOE-DOWN,Copy !req
249. BUT WE'LL TAKE THOSE
OFF YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
250. WHAT? HOW CAN THIS BE?Copy !req
251. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
HOW WERE YOU SO FAST
WITH THE FINDING OF HIM?Copy !req
252. WE USED A SHORTCUT.Copy !req
253. JACK-BOTS, ATTACK.Copy !req
254. UHH!Copy !req
255. YAHH!
UHH!Copy !req
256. WHAT? YAHH!Copy !req
257. HYAH!Copy !req
258. UHH!Copy !req
259. TWO TON TUNIC!Copy !req
260. HEY!
UHH!Copy !req
261. UHH!Copy !req
262. SNAP OUT OF IT, OMI.
WE COULD USE THE HELP!Copy !req
263. SOON YOU WILL BE
MY GREATEST ALLY.Copy !req
264. I'LL EVEN WRITE YOU
YOUR OWN EVIL THEME MUSIC.Copy !req
265. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
266. UHH!Copy !req
267. WHOA! WHOA!
SLOW DOWN!Copy !req
268. UHH!Copy !req
269. UHH!Copy !req
270. UHH!Copy !req
271. UHH!Copy !req
272. SWEET! WE GET THE WU
AND THEY'RE ALL WET.Copy !req
273. OOH, IS THIS SHEN GONG WU!Copy !req
274. OUR CROSSING VICTORY OVER
WEAK-MINDED LITTLE ONES
IS COMPLETE.Copy !req
275. OK, HIRED MUSCLE.
NOT PAID TO GLOAT.Copy !req
276. BUT WAS SO EASY
TO TRICK WEAK-MINDED OMICopy !req
277. INTO BELIEVING
HE WOULD BECOME EVIL.Copy !req
278. HE WEARS
THE CRYSTALS GLASS,Copy !req
279. HAS NO IDEA
FUTURE HE SEES IS
REVERSE MIRROR TRICK.Copy !req
280. AH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
281. WHAT?Copy !req
282. THIS IS WHY GLOATING
SHOULD BE LEFT TO
THE MASTERMIND.Copy !req
283. UHH! TSUNAMI STRIKE WATER!Copy !req
284. UHH!Copy !req
285. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
286. IT IS TIME FOR PAYBACK,
YOU LYING TRICKSTER!Copy !req
287. I CHALLENGE YOU TO
A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!Copy !req
288. THE CONTEST IS,
BE THE FIRST TO GET OUTCopy !req
289. BEFORE THE CAVE
FILLS WITH WATER.Copy !req
290. I WAGER TWO TON TUNIC.Copy !req
291. AND I WAGER
THE CRYSTAL GLASSES.Copy !req
292. LET'S GO!Copy !req
293. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!Copy !req
294. GONG YI TAMPAI!Copy !req
295. HUH?Copy !req
296. UHH!Copy !req
297. IT IS NO CONTEST,
BEATING ONE SO PUNY.Copy !req
298. UHH!Copy !req
299. EHH!Copy !req
300. RRARR!Copy !req
301. UHH! UHH, UHH!Copy !req
302. UHH! YAHH!Copy !req
303. UHH! UHH, UHH!Copy !req
304. UHH! YAHH!
TWO TON TUNIC!Copy !req
305. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
306. UHH, UHH!Copy !req
307. YAAH! UHH, UHH!Copy !req
308. UHH, UHH!
UHH, UHH!Copy !req
309. UHH, UHH!
UHH, UHH, UHH!Copy !req
310. UHH!Copy !req
311. CRYSTAL GLASSES!Copy !req
312. HUH?Copy !req
313. HAH!Copy !req
314. IS IMPOSSIBLE.
IS NO WAY OUT.Copy !req
315. WATER!Copy !req
316. HUH?Copy !req
317. HA HA! YOU FOOL!
YOU HAD THAT VICTORY!Copy !req
318. HYAH!Copy !req
319. I DO NOT THINK SO.Copy !req
320. WATER!
HUH?Copy !req
321. AAH!Copy !req
322. WAHH!Copy !req
323. UHH!Copy !req
324. UHH! YOU ARE STILL
JUST LITTLE BOY!Copy !req
325. YOU'LL NEVER
FIND WAY OUT!Copy !req
326. ALLOW ME TO
SHOW YOU THE POWER OF WATER!Copy !req
327. ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!Copy !req
328. DOJO!Copy !req
329. WAAH!Copy !req
330. UHH!Copy !req
331. NOW WHO'S ALL WET?Copy !req
332. OOF!Copy !req
333. OW!Copy !req