Xiaolin Showdown 2x3

Directed by Mike Milo

After Katnappé releases Wuya from the puzzle box, the two form an unhealthy alliance. Jack builds another robot, but this time, it's a clone of himself, who is much quicker, smarter, and gets all the good jokes. Jack and his clone use the newest Shen-Gong-Wu, Shard of Lightning, to freeze time and quickly steal most of the Warriors' Shen-Gong-Wu. The Warriors must think of a plan to stop them, while Wuya starts to regret teaming up with Katnappé.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAAAH!

3. AAAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. AAH! AAH! AAH!

6. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

7. STAND ON YOUR MARKS.

8. SET YOURSELVES.

9. COMMENCE SWIFT CHORES.

10. GONG YI TAMPAI!

11. THIRD ARM SASH!

12. LOTUS TWISTER!

13. JET BOOTSU!

14. YEAH! YEE-HAH!

15. SHROUD OF SHADOWS!

16. ALL DONE.

17. EXCUSE ME.

18. JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT A XIAOLIN APPRENTICE,

19. DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD HAVE TO WASH YOUR DIRTY DISHES.

20. COME ON, RAIMUNDO.

21. THE SOONER WE FINISH OUR CHORES, THE MORE TIME WE HAVE TO HANG.

22. YES. ALTHOUGH I MIGHT CHOOSE A DIFFERENT ACTIVITY.

23. IT'S AN EXPRESSION, OMI.

24. UGGH.

25. I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT.

26. MM, NOTHING LIKE PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST.

27. OHH! SMUDGE,

28. YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY THREE ARMS.

29. BEES, YOU ARE ALSO DULY WARNED.

30. HURRY UP, CLAY, I'M DONE.

31. ME, TOO. I'M DONER THAN A RACK OF RIBS AT A TEXAS BARBECUE.

32. HAH!

33. NOW THAT WE HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF BATTLE

34. AND RAIMUNDO'S TRAPPED WUYA IN A PUZZLE BOX,

35. PERHAPS CHORES ARE THE ONLY USE WE'LL HAVE FOR THE SHEN GONG WU.

36. IT SURE WAS A LOT MORE FUN WHEN WE HAD SOMEONE TO FIGHT AGAINST.

37. STILL WATERS MAY BLANKET THE GREATEST OF UNSEEN HAZARDS.

38. THERE HE GOES AGAIN.

39. CAN SOMEONE GET ME A TRANSLATOR?

40. OH. THAT'S WHERE THOSE DISHES WENT.

41. OVERCONFIDENCE CAN BE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LACK OF CONFIDENCE.

42. WE KICKED EVIL'S BUTT.

43. WHY CAN'T WE JUST KICK BACK FOR A WHILE?

44. STOP EVERYTHING!

45. DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THE NEW SHEN GONG WU?

46. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO.

47. THE SHARD OF LIGHTNING

48. IS A MOST INTERESTING SHEN GONG WU.

49. IT GIVES THE USER THE POWER

50. TO TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

51. BUT ONLY FOR SHORT FLASHES OF TIME.

52. LET'S GO GET THAT SHARD!

53. OH, DARN. NOW I WON'T HAVE TIME TO FINISH MY DISHES.

54. THEY WILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

55. MY TRUSTY DETECTOR BOT WILL LEAD ME TO ANOTHER SHEN GONG WU.

56. EVIL BOY GENIUS JACK IS BACK!

57. HA HA HA HA!

58. CAN SOMEONE GET ME A LOZENGE?

59. YAA-HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

60. YOU'VE GOT TO FIND THE SHARD OF LIGHTNING

61. BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE!

62. WITH IT, EVIL CAN ONCE AGAIN RULE THE WORLD.

63. BLAH BLAH BLAH, WORLD DOMINATION.

64. LET'S FOCUS HERE.

65. WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

66. THE SHARD IS THERE.

67. NO. OVER THERE.

68. NO. THERE.

69. CAN'T YOU FOCUS YOURSELF? WHICH IS IT?

70. YOU ARE NOT SCARED, ARE YOU, DOJO?

71. ME? HEH HEH. SCARED OF A LITTLE ELECTRICAL STORM?

72. HEH HEH. THAT'S SO—YAA!

73. YOU KNOW, LIGHTNING'S ALWAYS DRAWN TO THE TALLEST OBJECT,

74. WHICH IN THIS CASE IS ME!

75. I AM WILLING TO BET MY BOTTOM THAT IS WHERE OUR SHARD IS.

76. UH, THAT'S YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR.

77. THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

78. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

79. YOU GUYS, EXCUSE ME.

80. I CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING FINE FROM RIGHT HERE.

81. WELL, WELL, LOOK WHAT THE KATNAPPé DRAGGED IN.

82. ME... OW.

83. WUYA!

84. YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D STAY IN THAT BOX FOREVER, DID YOU?

85. WELL, ANOTHER 1500 YEARS WOULD'VE BEEN NICE.

86. THE SHARD!

87. STOP THEM!

88. KITTIES, ATTACK!

89. UHH! AAH!

90. THAT WAS MOST SERIOUSLY PAINFUL.

91. AAH! NO, NO. NOT THE FACE!

92. DANG-BLASTED KITTENS.

93. I'M MORE OF A DOG PERSON MYSELF.

94. YAA!

95. BACK OFF, CAT LITTER.

96. THE SHARD IS OURS.

97. HAH. SOMEONE SMELLS LIKE WET FUR.

98. WUYA, YOU TEAMED UP WITH THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FURBALL?

99. YAAH!

100. LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY WAS INVITED TO THIS RODEO.

101. YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH THE PRIZE.

102. THERE IS NO WAY FOR YOU TO DEFEAT THE MIGHTY XIAOLIN WARRIORS.

103. TORNADO STRIKE WATER!

104. HYAH!

105. HA HA HA.

106. HYAH! HUHH! HII! YAA!

107. OUT OF MY WAY, O GREAT BALD ONE.

108. UHH!

109. NOT SO FAST THERE, PARDNER.

110. SEISMIC KICK EARTH!

111. WHAA-OHH!

112. THIS IS TOO EASY. JACK-BOTS, ATTACK.

113. WHOA-AAH!

114. HEY! WATCH THE CLAWS!

115. YOU'RE MESSING UP MY HAIR.

116. HUH?

117. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!

118. HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE SO FAST?

119. IT'S SURE A LONG WAYS DOWN.

120. HOPE YOU DON'T FALL.

121. AAH!

122. WHOA!

123. LATER, XIAOLIN LOSERS.

124. THE SHARD OF LIGHTNING.

125. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

126. I MAY HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO STOLE THE SHEN GONG WU,

127. BUT IT WAS YOUR BRILLIANT EVIL PLAN.

128. YOU'RE THE EVIL GENIUS.

129. NO. YOU'RE THE EVIL GENIUS.

130. NO. YOU'RE THE EVIL GENIUS.

131. UH! UH! UHH!

132. MASTER FUNG WAS RIGHT.

133. WE HAVE UNDERESTIMATED OUR ENEMY.

134. WHAT'S WITH JACK?

135. I'LL TELL YA. HE WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

136. EVEN HIS DISSES SEEMED TO BE BETTER.

137. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN JACK COMMENCES WITH THE GARBAGE TALK,

138. EVEN I MUST ADMIT GREAT BALD ONE WAS A GOOD DISS.

139. OUCH!

140. HOW DID JACK SUDDENLY GET SO GOOD?

141. HE MUST'VE BEEN PRACTICING WHILE SOME OF US

142. WERE USING SHEN GONG WU TO GET OUT OF DOING THE DISHES.

143. IF WE WANNA BEAT JACK,

144. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PRACTICE.

145. AH-CHOO!

146. AAH! WHOA!

147. YEAH. PRACTICE A LOT.

148. COME ON, COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

149. CHILL. EVIL CAN WAIT UNTIL MY NAILS DRY.

150. YOU GET ME THOSE SHEN GONG WU,

151. AND I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.

152. ANYTHING?

153. ANYTHING.

154. OK. FIRST, I ONLY WORK ONE HOUR A DAY,

155. WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS OFF.

156. WHAT?

157. NEXT, I WANT A CONDO.

158. OCEANVIEW, AND IT'S GOTTA ALLOW PETS.

159. AND I'LL NEED SOME NEW CLOTHES AND A CAR.

160. A CAT-ILLAC.

161. ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS DOWN?

162. AHH, THE THINGS I DO FOR EVIL.

163. YAA! YAA!

164. WHAA! COME ON, KIMIKO. SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

165. YAA! ANTISPLIT COIN.

166. SERPENT'S TAIL.

167. YES!

168. YOU'RE FAST! BUT ARE YOU FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH ME?

169. WHAT THE HECK?

170. UHH! DOGGONE IT.

171. EHH! UHH!

172. OW.

173. HUH. MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

174. I JUST HAD THE DARN THING.

175. SHEN GONG WU DON'T JUST VANISH INTO THIN AIR.

176. NNHH!

177. IT IS LIKELY THE WORK OF THE SHARD OF LIGHTNING.

178. JACK DID THIS?

179. HOW?

180. SHARD OF LIGHTNING!

181. Master Fung: AS SOON AS THE USER BRINGS FORTH THE POWER OF THE SHARD,

182. HE CAN MOVE SO FAST NO ONE CAN SEE HIM.

183. I GOT THE BIG GUY. YOU GET THE LITTLE MONK, JACK.

184. THE HAND IS FASTER THAN EVEN THE EYE OF DASHI.

185. THAT SHOULD TEACH THEM TO MESS WITH JACK SPICER.

186. WHAT TO DO WITH THE CHEESEBALL.

187. AH!

188. NAH. NOT EVIL ENOUGH.

189. WHY STOP THERE?

190. PERFECT!

191. Master Fung: BUT THE POWERS OF THE SHARD

192. ONLY LAST AS LONG AS THE FLASH OF LIGHTNING.

193. HUH?

194. UHH!

195. MY PANTS!

196. OH, MY SHOES!

197. A SQUIRREL?

198. A SQUIRREL! AAH!

199. WAIT. THERE ARE 2 JACKS?

200. OH, MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH SUCH CONFUSION.

201. WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL THE SHEN GONG WU.

202. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU XIAOLIN LOSERS CAN DO TO STOP US.

203. SHARD OF LIGHTNING!

204. UNBELIEVABLE!

205. LOOKS LIKE JACK HAS CREATED ANOTHER ROBOT.

206. THIS TIME ONE WHO GETS HIS JOKES.

207. HOW CAN THEY BOTH USE THE SHEN GONG WU AT THE SAME TIME?

208. AS LONG AS THEY ARE BOTH TOUCHING THE SHARD WHEN IT IS ACTIVATED,

209. THEY CAN BOTH USE ITS POWER.

210. WE GOT YOUR SHEN GONG WU. HA HA HA HA.

211. THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER.

212. SHARD OF LIGHTNING!

213. AAH! AAH! AAH!

214. I HAVE MISSPOKEN TOO SOON.

215. JACK AND HIS EVIL ROBOT TWIN HAVE TAKEN MOST OF THE SHEN GONG WU.

216. REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO HAVE LOST THE SHEN GONG WU

217. THAN NEVER TO HAVE WON ONE AT ALL.

218. NO, IT ISN'T.

219. I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO PREPARE.

220. RR, RR, RR, WAIT. ANOTHER SHEN GONG WU HAS ACTIVATED.

221. EXCELLENT.

222. THIS IS PERHAPS OUR LAST CHANCE TO DEFEAT JACK

223. AND, UH...

224. JACK!

225. AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE THE TOP CAT.

226. MEOW.

227. I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE.

228. NOW YOU MUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.

229. ME, ME, ME. YOU ARE SO BOSSY.

230. AND YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW.

231. AH, I SENSE ANOTHER SHEN GONG WU HAS REVEALED ITSELF.

232. UH, A LITTLE ADVICE.

233. MOUTHWASH.

234. WE'RE SO GOING TO RULE THIS PLANET.

235. YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED US ONCE.

236. UH, TWICE.

237. JUST TO BE ACCURATE.

238. WHATEVER. HEY!

239. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GONNA WIN AGAINST US NOW.

240. OH, YEAH? WELL, WE HAVE MORE SHEN GONG WU.

241. AND ALL THE GOOD ONE-LINERS.

242. JUST TRY TO CATCH US.

243. JACK-BOTS, ATTACK!

244. SEISMIC KICK EARTH.

245. JUDO LEI FLIP FIRE!

246. AHH! AAH!

247. TYPHOON PHOON! HYAH!

248. TORNADO STRIKE WATER!

249. JACK'S ROBOTS ARE NO MATCH FOR SKILLED WARRIORS LIKE ME.

250. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU

251. SO HE COULD GO AFTER THE SHEN GONG WU?

252. OH, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

253. WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE.

254. GREAT! NOW THERE'S 2 OF 'EM.

255. ANOTHER WHINER.

256. I'M NOT A WHINER.

257. FORGET ABOUT THEM. FIND THE SHEN GONG WU.

258. GO AWAY, JACK.

259. YOU TALKING TO ME?

260. OR ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

261. BOTH OF YOU. BEAT IT!

262. BOTH YOU YOU, BEAT IT!

263. STOP THAT! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.

264. STOP THAT. YOU ARE SO ANNOYING.

265. THAT'S IT. YOUR HOUR'S UP.

266. I AM OUT OF HERE.

267. YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

268. WE HAD A DEAL.

269. HEY, GHOST FACE. I QUIT.

270. NOTHING IS WORTH HAVING TO LISTEN TO THE WHINY TWINS IN STEREO.

271. UH, PERHAPS I WAS TOO HASTY

272. IN MOVING ON TO AN ALLIANCE WITH KATNAPPé.

273. YOU AND I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.

274. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

275. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. I GOT HIM.

276. HA HA HA.

277. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

278. I DO THE SPEAKING FOR BOTH OF US.

279. THE SHEN GONG WU IS OURS.

280. I WOULD NOT COUNT MY DUCKS

281. BEFORE THEY EMERGE FROM THEIR SHELLS.

282. THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.

283. MONKEY TREE ASSAULT.

284. YES! IT'S OURS!

285. NOT UNLESS YOU WIN IT THIS TIME.

286. THAT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S 2 AGAINST ONE!

287. NO, IT'S NOT.

288. I'M A SOLO ACT NOW.

289. WHAT?

290. I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM!

291. SO I'M SHOWDOWN CROSSING YOU. THAT'S WHAT EVIL PARTNERS DO.

292. YEAH, GOOD POINT.

293. WHAT NOW? IT'S A 3-WAY TIE.

294. WELL, DOJO, I RECKON IT'S TIME TO CHECK THE RULE BOOK.

295. HERE IT IS.

296. IT'S CALLED A SHOWDOWN TRIO.

297. KINDA OBVIOUS.

298. I CHALLENGE YOU, JACK SPICER,

299. AND ALSO YOU, JACK SPICER DOUBLE, TO A SHOWDOWN TRIO.

300. LAST MAN STANDING WINS THE GAME.

301. I WAGER THE TONGUE OF SAIPING.

302. I WAGER THE SHARD OF LIGHTNING.

303. I WAGER THE SHROUD OF SHADOWS.

304. I CHANGE MY MIND. I WANT THE SHROUD OF SHADOWS.

305. TOO LATE. IT'S ALREADY MINE.

306. LET'S GO. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

307. GONG YI TAMPAI!

308. HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, JACK.

309. NO. YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, JACK.

310. I KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE IT.

311. FACE IT. YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME.

312. AT LEAST I STILL GOT THE ROBOTS ON MY SIDE.

313. ROBOTS RULE!

314. YOU CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE, GHOSTS, OR ROBOTS.

315. FINE. I DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP.

316. HELLO. I'M READY TO SHOWDOWN HERE.

317. SHARD OF LIGHTNING.

318. HEY...

319. HUH?

320. OOH, I AM SO SCARED OF YOU.

321. SHROUD OF SHADOWS.

322. HA HA. HEE HEE.

323. HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?

324. UHH! AAH!

325. AAAHHH!

326. WOW! YOU REALLY ARE THE ULTIMATE EVIL MACHINE.

327. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NEXT, BALDY.

328. YOU ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT.

329. I WILL NOT UNDERESTIMATE YOU AGAIN.

330. EVEN WITH YOUR GARBAGE TALK.

331. SHROUD OF SHADOWS!

332. HAH!

333. JACK SPICER, DO YOU SEEK REVENGE ON YOUR ROBOT COUNTERPART?

334. UH... YEAH. WHY NOT?

335. THEN TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WAS YOU I WAS BATTLING?

336. HMM, FIRST I WOULD SNEAK UP ON YOUR LEFT AND HIT YOU.

337. UHH! OWW!

338. AND THEN I'D SWEEP-KICK YOU UNDER THE FEET.

339. AND IF THAT DIDN'T WORK, I'D CLIMB UP TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE

340. AND POUNCE DOWN ON YOU.

341. HEY!

342. I WILL NEED MORE HELP IF I WISH TO DEFEAT ROBO-JACK.

343. TONGUE OF SAIPING!

344. HUMMINGBIRDS. SWALLOWS.

345. SHOO! GET AWAY! AAH! AAH! AAH!

346. JAGUARS, POUNCE.

347. NICE JAGUAR.

348. FRIENDLY JAGUAR.

349. HOW DO YOU STOP AN ELEPHANT FROM CHARGING?

350. YOU DO NOT!

351. AAH!

352. TIME TO COMMENCE WITH CHORES.

353. SHARD OF LIGHTNING.

354. WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS OVER GRIME.

355. AND, RAIMUNDO, NO MORE DISAPPEARING ACTS.

356. WE BETTER HURRY. MASTER FUNG IS ALMOST HERE.

357. HAH!

358. 3 SECONDS. EXCELLENT TIME.

359. THAT LEAVES YOU THE REST OF THE DAY

360. TO COMPLETE THE OTHER TASKS ON MY LIST.

361. WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO USE THE SHARD TO SAVE TIME?