Xiaolin Showdown 2x25

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Master Fung tells the Warriors that one of them will soon advance to Wudai Warrior level, and each one is convinced that it is them. A new Shen-Gong-Wu is revealed, the Ying Yo-Yo, which acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang world. After losing the Wu, the Warriors learn that Master Fung has been taken and transported to the Ying-Yang world, but they cannot rescue him without the Ying Yo-Yo. Omi goes to Chase Young for help, who agrees to assist him. After finding the Yo-Yo, Omi enters the Ying-Yang world and rescues Master Fung, but upon leaving, Omi's good chi stays while his bad chi begins to take over . . .

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAH! AAH! AAH!

3. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

4. YOUNG MONKS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

5. SOUND LIKE END OF THE WORLD TIME.

6. ON THE CONTRARY. I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

7. HEY, THERE'S A FIRST.

8. MY BAD.

9. IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE YOU ROSE

10. TO APPRENTICE WARRIORS.

11. NOW THE TIME HAS ARRIVED THAT ONE WILL RISE

12. TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF WUDAI WARRIOR.

13. ONLY ONE?

14. SO, WHO'S THE LUCKY MONK,

15. GRANDMASTER FUNG?

16. SORRY, SIR.

17. I WILL TELL YOU TOMORROW,

18. BUT IF YOU LOOK DEEP INSIDE,

19. YOU WILL ALREADY KNOW.

20. I WAS HOPING WE'D ALL RISE TOGETHER.

21. OH, ME, TOO.

22. THAT IS WHY I WILL WORK EXTRA HARD

23. TEACHING YOU,

24. UNTIL THAT DAY COMES WHEN YOU, TOO,

25. ARE READY TO BECOME WUDAI WARRIORS.

26. WHOA, PARDNER.

27. AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE?

28. IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?

29. WHO ELSE IS IT GOING TO BE, RAIMUNDO?

30. HEE HEE HEE HA. HA HA HA—

31. WHEW.

32. I AM SORRY.

33. I WAS NOT LAUGHING AT YOU, BUT WITH YOU.

34. I'M NOT LAUGHING.

35. HERE'S A WILD THOUGHT. MAYBE IT'S ME.

36. BUT YOU ARE A GIRL.

37. AIII...

38. AND YOUR POINT?

39. NOTHING. I LIKE GIRLS.

40. UNH!

41. DOJOBOT, WITH YOU NOW GUARDING THE TEMPLE,

42. OUR SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE IMPENETRABLE.

43. AS ALWAYS, YOUR GENIUS IS ONLY EXCEEDED

44. BY YOUR RUGGED GOOD LOOKS.

45. HOW'S IT GOIN' THERE, LITTLE PARTNER,

46. AND EVEN LITTLER PARTNER? HEH HEH!

47. IT GOES WELL.

48. SO, UH, NOT TO BEAT AROUND THE TUMBLEWEED,

49. UH, TELL ME, GOOD BUDDY,

50. WHO DID MASTER FUNG PICK?

51. OH, MASTER FUNG DOESN'T TELL ME THE BIG STUFF.

52. I MAY BE A MAGICAL DRAGON,

53. BUT I ALSO GOT A BIG, MAGICAL MOUTH.

54. BUT IF IT WASN'T ME, AND YOU KNEW,

55. YOU WOULD GIVE ME A SIGN?

56. YEAH. I GUESS.

57. THANKS, PARTNER.

58. I OWE YOU.

59. FOR WHAT?

60. DOJO...

61. WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME,

62. SO, IS IT ME? IS IT ME? IS IT ME?

63. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

64. YES! I KNEW IT!

65. KNEW WHAT?

66. JUST BETWEEN US, EL DUDE-O DRAGON-O,

67. AM I THE ONE?

68. JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.

69. THE ONE WHAT?

70. OH, YEAH!

71. THANKS, BUDDY!

72. DOJO, WHAT IS GOING ON?

73. THERE'S BEEN A BIG MISTAKE.

74. THEY ALL THINK THAT MASTER FUNG SHOWS THEM.

75. SO YOU ARE SAYING IT IS NOT THEM

76. BECAUSE IT IS ME!

77. YOU HAVE CONFIRMED WHAT I ALREADY KNEW!

78. I CAN SEE WHY MASTER FUNG DOESN'T TRUST YOU

79. WITH A SECRET.

80. HEH HEH, WHICH—

81. DID I MENTION THAT YOU'RE SO ADORABLE?

82. WE'VE GOT A CATEGORY 5 WU ALERT.

83. THE YING YO-YO JUST REVEALED ITSELF.

84. Master Fung: THE YING YO-YO IS ONE OF THE LESSER-KNOWN SHEN GONG WU.

85. IT ACTS AS A PORTAL TO THE YING-YANG WORLD—

86. A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WITH LAWS OF ITS OWN.

87. ONE MUST REMAIN CAUTIOUS.

88. ITS POWERS ARE NOT FULLY UNDERSTOOD.

89. IT'S NOT THAT MYSTERIOUS.

90. THE DOCS ON IT ARE JUST MISSING.

91. A FEW PAGES WERE LOST DURING THE GREAT POTATO FAMINE OF THE 1400s.

92. FOR A WHILE, PAPER WAS CONSIDERED A POTATO SUBSTITUTE.

93. WE MUST LEAVE AT ONCE.

94. IT WILL BE GOOD EXPERIENCE

95. FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT MAKE WUDAI WARRIOR

96. TO WORK WITH A WUDAI WARRIOR.

97. I TOTALLY AGREE. GLAD YOU SEE IT THAT WAY.

98. SORRY, KIDS, UH...

99. BUT I'VE GOT A SLIVER IN MY TAIL.

100. OOH, WAY TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY.

101. THEN WE WILL USE OTHER TRANSPORTATION.

102. SHEN GONG ROO!

103. DO WE HAVE TO RIDE IN THE POUCH?

104. WHOA! WHOOOOOA...

105. THE TIME HAS ARRIVED TO LAUNCH MY PLAN

106. FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

107. OOH, EXCELLENT!

108. SO, WHAT DO WE DESTROY FIRST?

109. IT'S THE MONKS THAT HAVE ME CONCERNED.

110. ESPECIALLY ONE.

111. NOT OMI AGAIN.

112. OMI, OMI, OMI!

113. IT'S ALWAYS OMI!

114. ONE DAY OMI WILL GROW STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT ME.

115. IF NOT DELIVERED TO THE SIDE OF DARKNESS SOON,

116. I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DESTROY HIM.

117. UNH! UNH! UNH!

118. OH, BAD IDEA HAVING LUNCH

119. RIGHT BEFORE RIDING IN THE SHEN GONG ROO.

120. YEAH. WITH EACH BOUNCE IT'S LIKE EATING THE SAME MEAL ALL OVER AGAIN.

121. MMM. BEANS.

122. SHEN GONG WU DEAD AHEAD!

123. JACK SPICER HAS ARRIVED!

124. JACK SPICER, PREPARE FOR A XIAOLIN BUTT KICKING!

125. YOU KICKED HIS BUTT LAST TIME.

126. I SHOULD KICK HIS BUTT.

127. NO, YOU ALWAYS KICK HIS BUTT.

128. IT'S MY TURN TO KICK HIS BUTT.

129. I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I GOT TO KICK HIS BUTT.

130. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. TIME OUT!

131. THIS TALK IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO EVIL.

132. ESPECIALLY IN THE FACE OF MY NEW... ARMY OF EVIL.

133. JACK SPICER, YOUR NEW ARMY OF EVIL

134. LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOUR OLD ARMY OF EVIL.

135. YEAH, WELL, LOOK AGAIN, SWEET PEA.

136. WE NOW HAVE EVIL CLUB JACKETS.

137. ARMY OF EVIL, ATTACK!

138. BLEEEAAAAAAAA!

139. FIRE!

140. SEISMIC KICK!

141. AAH!

142. AS THE NEW WUDAI WARRIOR,

143. IT IS UP TO ME TO RETRIEVE THE YING YO-YO.

144. OH, I AM SORRY, BUT DOJO TOLD ME

145. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.

146. DOJO TOLD ME I WAS THE ONE.

147. ME, TOO!

148. NO WONDER THAT SNEAKY LITTLE LIZARD

149. WANTED TO STAY BEHIND.

150. TOO BAD! YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!

151. YOU CAN STICK A FORK IN ME

152. BECAUSE I'M DONE, BABY!

153. SMELL YA LATER! HA HA HA HA!

154. DOJO, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

155. Y-YOU WOULDN'T STRIKE A 1,500-YEAR-OLD DRAGON

156. W-W-WITH ASTHMA.

157. YES. WHO WILL TELL?

158. I'LL GET THE SACK.

159. LOOK, I INSIST.

160. I'LL GIVE BACK ALL OF THE COOL GIFTS YOU EVER GAVE ME...

161. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE FRUIT BASKET.

162. THAT WAS DELICIOUS.

163. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

164. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE

165. I JUST GOT THROWN FROM A BRONCO,

166. THEN STOMPED ON.

167. DID I MISS SOMETHING?

168. OH, MY GOSH. LOOK! DOJOBOT,

169. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

170. I'M AFRAID I HAVE A

171. CRACKED MEMORY CHIP.

172. HOW DID ALL OF THIS HAPPEN

173. WITHOUT US HEARING ANYTHING?

174. WE'D BETTER CHECK THE VAULT.

175. DON'T TRY TO TALK.

176. YOU NEED TO REST YOUR BATTERIES.

177. LOOKS LIKE NONE OF THE WU ARE MISSING.

178. I DON'T GET IT.

179. IF WHOEVER DID THIS WASN'T AFTER WU,

180. THEN WHAT?

181. MASTER FUNG... HE'S GONE!

182. YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY MASTER FUNG'S POOCH.

183. I'D KNOW THAT ROUND BELLY ANYWHERE.

184. WHERE IS MASTER FUNG?

185. I'M AFRAID, MYSTICALLY SPEAKING,

186. HE'S LEFT US FOR THE YING-YANG WORLD.

187. THIS IS THE WORK OF JACK SPICER.

188. HE IS THE ONE WITH THE YING YO-YO.

189. I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER.

190. HOW COME NO SHEN GONG WU ARE MISSING?

191. OMI, YOU'VE USED THE FOUNTAIN OF WI AND THE EGOSCOPE.

192. YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF DESTROYING EVIL.

193. MAYBE WE CAN USE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED

194. TO HELP FIND MASTER FUNG.

195. BUT I CANNOT DO THAT.

196. WHY IN TARNATION NOT?

197. BECAUSE I GAVE CHASE YOUNG MY WORD.

198. WHY WOULD A XIAOLIN MONK

199. HAVE TO KEEP HIS WORD TO AN EVIL VILLAIN LIKE CHASE?

200. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, UNLIKE YOU,

201. I TAKE MY WORD AS A XIAOLIN MONK VERY SERIOUSLY!

202. HONOR IS WHAT SEPARATES US FROM EVIL.

203. I RECKON FROM NOW ON WE SHOULD VOTE ON WHAT TO DO.

204. IN CASE OF A TIE, DOJO WILL DECIDE.

205. ME?

206. THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!

207. LOOK. THE PRESSURE IS ALREADY MAKING MY TONGUE SWELL.

208. VOTE? THAT IS MOST RIDICULOUS!

209. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A DELICACY?

210. CHANGING CHOPSTICKS!

211. EHH!

212. Jack Spicer: ALL RIGHT, ONCE WE LAUNCH OUR ATTACK AGAINST THE TEMPLE

213. AND HAVE ALL THE SHEN GONG WU,

214. WE WILL DIVIDE UP THE WORLD INTO AN EVIL FEDERATION.

215. VLAD WILL GET THE COUNTRIES WITH THE FUNNY NAMES...

216. HEH HEH, VLAD LIKES!

217. TOBY MO WILL GET THE SUSHI BARS

218. AND THE BIG & TALL MEN'S SHOPS.

219. Toby Mo: EXCELLENT.

220. AAH!

221. AND CYCLOPS WILL GET THE... LANDFILLS.

222. WHERE IS CYCLOPS?

223. YOU ONE-EYED FREAK!

224. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

225. NOT TO DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET?

226. WHOA-OO-OOOA!

227. GILLS OF HAMACHI!

228. HAVE TO WARN THE OTHERS.

229. OMI, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

230. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

231. WE MUST DO SOMETHING.

232. I'M AFRAID YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE.

233. WHAT'S THE COMBINATION TO THE VAULT, COW BRAINS?

234. MY LIPS ARE SEALED, BUDDY.

235. TICKLEBOT, UNSEAL THOSE LIPS!

236. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

237. BEFORE JACK FINDS CLAY'S TICKLE SPOT,

238. AND THEN HE WILL HAVE ALL THE SHEN GONG WU.

239. COLOR ME PARANOID, BUT I'VE GOT

240. A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. ME, TOO.

241. BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

242. CHASE YOUNG IS THE ONLY ONE

243. WHO CAN HELP US FIND MASTER FUNG.

244. YEAH, BUT HE'S ALSO THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS,

245. AND HIS DIET INCLUDES...

246. CUTE, INNOCENT DRAGONS.

247. MMM... WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD?

248. AAH!

249. NEVER MIND.

250. CHASE YOUNG,

251. I MUST TALK TO YOU.

252. YOU ARE HERE ABOUT MASTER FUNG.

253. HE'S MISSING, AND YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE YING-YANG WORLD.

254. YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

255. LET'S SAY I HAVE MY SOURCES.

256. I MUST FIND A WAY TO GET THE YING YO-YO FROM JACK SPICER.

257. OF COURSE. AND I WILL HELP YOU.

258. I DO NOT WISH TO SOUND UNGRATEFUL,

259. BUT WHY?

260. BECAUSE SPICER'S AN INSECT,

261. AND I ENJOY SQUASHING INSECTS.

262. GRRR... ROOOAHRR.

263. REMEMBER, OMI,

264. THERE IS ALWAYS A PLACE FOR YOU HERE AT MY SIDE.

265. I COULD NEVER JOIN THE DARK FORCES.

266. NEVER SAY NEVER.

267. THE WORLD IS A COMPLEX PLACE.

268. SOMETIMES OUR DESTINY IS DETERMINED

269. BY EVENTS THAT ARE OUT OF OUR CONTROL.

270. I'M TIRED OF LAUGHING.

271. JACK SPICER!

272. I ORDER YOU TO SURRENDER AT ONCE!

273. AW, OF COURSE I WILL SURRENDER...

274. BUBBLEHEAD!

275. YOU HAVE MADE A VERY WISE DECISION.

276. MAN, YOU'RE ABOUT AS SHARP AS A BUTTER KNIFE.

277. EVIL DREAM TEAM, ATTACK!

278. TOP THAT!

279. HEY, WHERE'D ALL THE CATS COME FROM?

280. NOT THAT I CARE.

281. MY EVIL WARRIORS CAN TAKE YOUR KITTENS ANY DAY.

282. TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT WHAT YOU CALL "THE KITTENS."

283. AAH!

284. SAVOR THE MOMENT, YOUNG WARRIOR.

285. THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

286. ARMY OF WARRIORS,

287. RIP THEM TO PIECES!

288. AAH!

289. REEEEEEOW!

290. AAH!

291. AAAAAAH!

292. AAH! AAH!

293. CHIMP YANKING CHAIN!

294. ROOSTER FRYING EGGS!

295. DOGS PLAYING POKER!

296. HEH HEH HEH HEH...

297. THANKS, OMI.

298. I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

299. AWW...

300. I WOULD FIGHT, BUT I'M WEARING MY GOOD CLOTHES.

301. AAH!

302. AAH! AAAAAH! AHH! AAH! AAH! AHH! AAH!

303. OMI, I BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

304. HEY, WHY'S HE HELPING US?

305. I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER,

306. BUT FIRST WE MUST RESCUE MASTER FUNG.

307. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA THERE, PARTNER.

308. WE DON'T KNOW HOOEY ABOUT THIS YING-YANG PLACE.

309. I VOTE WE TALK TO DOJO FIRST.

310. I AGREE. WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GETTING INTO.

311. A TRUE WARRIOR ACTS FIRST AND WORRIES LATER.

312. YING YO-YO!

313. MASTER FUNG!

314. MASTER FUNG!

315. MASTER FUNG!

316. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOA...

317. UNH!

318. MASTER FUNG, ARE YOU OK?

319. MASTER FUNG?

320. MASTER FUNG!

321. DON'T WORRY. I WILL HELP YOU.

322. YING YO-YO!

323. OMI, YOU DID IT!

324. WAY TO GO, PARTNER.

325. HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE FUNGMEISTER?

326. LOOKS LIKE NOBODY'S HOME.

327. HE DOES THIS WHEN HE'S CRANKY

328. AND NOT IN THE MOOD TO TALK.

329. ANYWAY, OMI, IT'S SURE GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

330. BUT I AM NOT BACK.

331. I AM NOT COMING BACK.

332. COME ON, DUDE, IF THIS IS ABOUT BEFORE,

333. WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

334. WHEN I TRIED TO LEAD, NONE OF YOU WOULD FOLLOW.

335. WHEN I TRIED TO TALK, NONE OF YOU WOULD LISTEN.

336. ONLY ONE PERSON STOOD BY ME,

337. BELIEVED IN ME, AND TRUSTED ME.

338. THAT IS WHERE I CHOOSE TO GO.

339. YOU HAVE MADE A WISE CHOICE, YOUNG WARRIOR.

340. AT LAST, THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN REALIZED.

341. WHAT'S GOING ON?

342. THE END OF THE WORLD!

343. 1,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS.

344. NOW THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE HEYLIN WAY,

345. I WILL RULE THE WORLD

346. WITH YOU AT MY SIDE.

347. THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

348. THAT SHOULD BE ME STANDING THERE.

349. AW, ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID,

350. NEVER THE BRIDE.

351. I CAN'T BELIEVE OMI HAS FALLEN TO THE DARK SIDE.

352. DON'T SEE HOW THINGS CAN GET ANY WORSE.

353. MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TAKE THAT WELL-DESERVED VACATION.