Xiaolin Showdown 2x23

Directed by Jeff Allen

Jermaine returns and joins the Warriors as a Wudai Warrior, which is more advanced than a Xiaolin Apprentice. Omi is discouraged that Jermaine is ranked higher than him, and they constantly confront each other because of it. Jack soon learns that Jermaine's master is Chase Young, who doesn't know Chase is on the side of evil. Upon hearing this, the Warriors rush to notify Jermaine before it's too late. However, because of his encounter with Omi earlier, Jermaine refuses to listen.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAH! AAH!

3. AAH! AAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

6. HEY, A PICK-UP GAME. I'M IN!

7. NO, DOJO. THIS IS NO GAME.

8. THE YOUNG MONKS ARE ABOUT TO LEARN AN EXERCISE

9. THAT TEACHES HUMILITY.

10. OH, I AM THE VERY BEST AT HUMILITY.

11. THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN FILL MY SOCKS.

12. SHOES. SHOES.

13. THE IDEA IS TO PASS THE BALL AROUND

14. IN PERFECT RHYTHM WHILE WORKING

15. NOT TO SHOW UP ANY FELLOW WARRIOR.

16. EVEN RAIMUNDO? THAT WILL BE MOST DIFFICULT.

17. OH, I'LL TRY NOT TO SLOW YOU DOWN.

18. TRY AS YOU WILL, BUT YOU CANNOT HELP YOURSELF.

19. TAKE IT AWAY, IF YOU CAN.

20. OOH, TOO QUICK.

21. TOO SNEAKY. TOO BAD.

22. NOW THAT'S GOT TO BE MY HOMEY OMI.

23. JERMAINE!

24. WHAT UP?

25. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GIVE US A HOLLER

26. YOU WERE COMING?

27. I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU

28. AND I HAVE SOME BIG TIME NEWS.

29. YOU BROUGHT ME A PRESENT. OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

30. UH, THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I DIDN'T.

31. PEACOCK FANNING FEATHERS!

32. WELL, I'LL BE A GOAT'S NANNY.

33. IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU SAYING...?

34. YOU GOT IT RIGHT, KID.

35. THIS HOMEBOY IS NOW A MONK WARRIOR.

36. THIS IS MOST EXCITING.

37. I WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW.

38. WELL, MAYBE NOT EVERYTHING,

39. BUT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN HANDLE.

40. THANKS, OMI, BUT—

41. MAYBE ONE DAY WITH MY GUIDANCE,

42. YOU, TOO, SHALL RISE TO BECOME

43. AN ACCOMPLISHED APPRENTICE LIKE US.

44. OMI DOG, SLOW DOWN, MAN.

45. I'VE ALREADY MOVED PAST APPRENTICE.

46. I'M A WU DAI WARRIOR.

47. THAT'S FANTASTIC! WAY TO GO, DUDE!

48. WOW, YOU'VE TAKEN TO XIAOLIN

49. LIKE A HOG TO MUD.

50. SO, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE MOVED UP

51. TO A HIGHER LEVEL THAN ME.

52. UH, YEAH. I GUESS SO.

53. I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

54. MY MASTER TOLD ME I'M THE FASTEST LEARNER HE'S EVER TAUGHT,

55. AND HE THINKS I'LL MAKE DRAGON IN RECORD TIME.

56. MAYBE I SHOULD SHOW YOU AROUND.

57. SURE THING.

58. I ALWAYS WANTED TO CHECK OUT OMI'S CRIB.

59. YOU HEAR THAT?

60. HE THINKS I SLEEP IN A CRIB!

61. TUBBI, YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS FELT

62. A CERTAIN EVIL CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US.

63. I MIGHT BE TALKED INTO TAKING YOU ON.

64. CALL ME TUBBIMURA.

65. WHERE IS WUYA?

66. I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE'S...

67. OFF VISITING HER MOTHER.

68. HA HA HA!

69. I HEARD SHE DROPPED YOU FOR CHASE YOUNG.

70. THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?

71. I WANTED TO SEE THAT LOOK.

72. HA HA HA!

73. HEH HEH HEH!

74. OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

75. I SAW CHASE FIRST,

76. AND NOW SHE'S THE ONE WITH HIM.

77. LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS FAIR IN THE EVIL WORLD.

78. UGH! TELL ME ABOUT IT.

79. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WORKING JACK-BOTS LEFT.

80. ALL I HAVE ARE JACK-BOT CUT-OUTS.

81. SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PAY ME

82. FOR MY SERVICES?

83. I WAS THINKING IN TRADE?

84. I WILL TAKE THE HELI-BOT.

85. NO! NOT THE HELI-BOT!

86. MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE IT TO ME WHEN I TURNED EVIL.

87. AAH! IT IS MINE NOW.

88. NYAH!

89. THAT'S GOOD.

90. HYAH! HYAH!

91. HYAH!

92. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

93. WHOA, OMI, WHAT'CHA DOING?

94. YOU APPEAR TO BE HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR SHADOW,

95. SO I AM ASSISTING YOU.

96. UH, IS ANYTHING WRONG, MAN?

97. YOU'VE BEEN KIND OF BUGGIN' EVER SINCE I GOT HERE.

98. NO, I'M NOT BUGGIN'!

99. I'M JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

100. NEWS FLASH, KIDS!

101. A BONA FIDE WU SIGHTING.

102. IT'S THE MANCHURIAN MUSCA.

103. WHOEVER POSSESS IT HAS THE POWER

104. TO TURN INTO A TEENY, TINY FLY.

105. BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU,

106. IT COMES WITH A CRAVING FOR SUGAR.

107. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TURN INTO A FLY?

108. TO SNOOP.

109. YOU KNOW, "A FLY ON THE WALL."

110. IF WE HURRY,

111. WE CAN BEAT RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC.

112. PERHAPS JERMAINE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US

113. AND WATCH ME DEFEAT EVIL.

114. COOL. YOU SURE IT'S OK?

115. OH, YES! IT WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LEARN

116. BY WATCHING THE VERY BEST DRAGON IN TRAINING.

117. I DO THAT EVERY MORNING

118. WHEN I EXERCISE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR.

119. HYAH! HYAH!

120. WHOA!

121. JACK SPICER, IF YOU THINK

122. YOU CAN INTIMIDATE XIAOLIN WARRIORS

123. WITH THAT BEAST, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.

124. MUFFIN FACE?

125. HE BELONGS TO TUBBI.

126. I HAVE TO WALK HER TWICE A MONTH.

127. TWICE A DAY.

128. YOU ARE TO CLEAN MY PLACE TWICE A MONTH.

129. HERE IS THE LIST OF THE OTHER THINGS I WANT.

130. THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE

131. TO NEGOTIATE OUR DEAL.

132. NOW GET TO WORK.

133. MANTIS FLIP COIN!

134. UHH!

135. I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE HOW A XIAOLIN WARRIOR GETS

136. TO THE SHEN GONG WU FIRST.

137. I GOT YOUR BACK, KID.

138. UHH!

139. HYAH!

140. TANGLE WEB COMB!

141. SWORD OF THE STORM.

142. AAH!

143. HUH?

144. ORB OF TORNAMI!

145. HEY!

146. WHOA-OH-OH!

147. UHH!

148. YES!

149. SCORE ONE FOR THE BAD GUYS.

150. YO, OMI, YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN'.

151. I AM NOT TAKING A TRIP.

152. YOU HOT DOGGING IT COST US A SHEN GONG WU.

153. ARE YOU SAYING IT IS MY FAULT?

154. I'M SAYING SOME POSER MAY NEED A REFRESHER COURSE

155. ON HOW TO BE A XIAOLIN WARRIOR.

156. A REFRESHER COURSE?

157. I SHOULD BE TEACHING THE REFRESHER COURSE!

158. MAN, YOU GOT AN EGO BIGGER THAN THAT DOME OF YOURS.

159. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN MY DOME,

160. AND I THANK YOU TO LEAVE MY DOME

161. OUT OF IT!

162. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY, MAN?

163. HEY, THERE ARE 3 THINGS I LEARNED NOT TO TALK ABOUT.

164. RELIGION, POLITICS,

165. AND OMI'S HEAD.

166. HYAH!

167. BOYS AND GIRLS,

168. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THESE 2 DRAGON BUDDIES

169. ALWAYS SEEN TOGETHER LIKE PEAS AND CARROTS.

170. IS THIS STORY GONNA BE LONG OR SHORT?

171. IT'LL TAKE AS LONG AS IT TAKES!

172. LONG STORY.

173. THEN ONE DAY, THEY HAD THIS SPAT,

174. ANGRY, WICKED WORDS WERE EXCHANGED,

175. WORDS THAT COULD NEVER BE TAKEN BACK.

176. AND WHEN IT WAS OVER,

177. THESE TWO FRIENDS WOULD NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.

178. IT'S FUNNY,

179. BUT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE FIGHT WAS ABOUT.

180. OH, WAIT.

181. NOW I REMEMBER!

182. CHUCK WANTED TO BORROW MY YO-YO.

183. MY FAVORITE YO-YO.

184. THE TREASURED FAMILY YO-YO!

185. I POLITELY TOLD CHUCK NO,

186. BUT DID HE LEAVE IT AT THAT?

187. NO! HE SNUCK INTO MY ROOM

188. AND HE TOOK IT ANYWAY!

189. AND THEN HE LOST IT. LOST IT!

190. OH, HE PLAYED DUMB, NEVER SAID A WORD,

191. UNTIL ONE NIGHT I CAUGHT HIM TALKING IN HIS SLEEP,

192. THE ONLY TIME THAT SCOUNDREL COULD EVER TELL THE TRUTH!

193. I'M HAPPY HE'S GONE.

194. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU, YO-YO THIEF!

195. AH, PHOOEY!

196. DOJO, WHY'D YOU SPIT IN MY FOOD?

197. OH, SORRY. ANYWAY...

198. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MY STORY?

199. THAT SOME FRIENDSHIPS AREN'T WORTH SAVING.

200. OH, YES.

201. YES.

202. NO. NO, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

203. YOUNG MONKS, PERHAPS A LITTLE SPARRING

204. MIGHT BE IN ORDER.

205. THEY'RE READY TO RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS

206. AND YOU WANT TO ARM THEM?

207. OFTEN WHEN 2 WARRIORS ENGAGE IN BATTLE,

208. THE BATTLE BRINGS THEM CLOSER TOGETHER.

209. AAH! AAH!

210. SPELL EATING DIRT! KICK AND CANCEL!

211. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

212. I'M NOT SURE THAT THE FIGHTING IS BRINGING THEM TOGETHER.

213. REPULSE THE MONKEY.

214. REPULSE THE MONKEY?

215. AAH!

216. NOW AS HUMBLE WARRIORS,

217. I SUGGEST YOU SHAKE HANDS

218. AND LEAVE YOUR TROUBLES BEHIND.

219. JERMAINE, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE

220. WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE?

221. SOMETHING CAME UP.

222. ANYWAY, I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST IF I JUST JET ON OUT OF HERE.

223. BEFORE YOU CATCH YOUR PLANE,

224. WHERE DID YOU LEARN REPULSE THE MONKEY?

225. JUST SOMETHING MY MASTER TAUGHT ME.

226. WHY?

227. NO REASON.

228. MANCHURIAN MUSCA!

229. WHAT AN EVIL-DOER HAS TO DO

230. TO STAY IN BUSINESS.

231. "BEACH WEAR, ROLLER BLADES,

232. FUZZY PINK SLIPPERS."

233. OOH, SUGAR!

234. YOU HAVE DONE WELL, YOUNG MONK.

235. YOU'RE ONLY ONE ASSIGNMENT AWAY

236. FROM MOVING TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

237. YOU WILL HAVE THEN EARNED A PERMANENT PLACE AT MY SIDE.

238. YO, I'M READY FOR ANYTHING YOU CAN THROW ME, BOSS MAN.

239. I'M SURE YOU ARE.

240. YOUR TASK IS TO CAPTURE THE NEXT SHEN GONG WU,

241. THE GOLDEN FINGER WILL ALLOW WHOEVER POSSESSES IT

242. THE POWER TO FREEZE HIS OPPONENT MOMENTARILY.

243. BUT CAPTURING THE GOLDEN FINGER WILL

244. BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU THINK.

245. I DON'T GET IT.

246. YOU WILL WHEN THE TIME COMES, YOUNG MONK.

247. NOW GO AND PREPARE.

248. I DON'T GET IT, EITHER.

249. WHY IS THE GOLDEN FINGER SO IMPORTANT?

250. IT ISN'T. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS,

251. WHO JERMAINE WILL FIGHT TO GET IT.

252. BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW HE'LL BE THERE

253. TO FIGHT HIM?

254. THE MESSENGER IS ALREADY ON HIS WAY.

255. HA HA HA!

256. HA HA HA!

257. HA HA HA!

258. ENOUGH.

259. SORRY.

260. LET'S SEE...

261. "UKULELE, SKATE BOARD, LAVA LAMP."

262. CHEER UP, SAD DUDE.

263. I'M SURE JERMAINE WILL GET OVER IT.

264. YES, BUT I AM NOT SURE IF I WILL.

265. AAH!

266. JACK SPICER, YOU NO-GOOD RUSTLER.

267. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

268. N-N-NOTHING.

269. I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

270. YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL OUR WU.

271. PREPARE FOR AN UNMERCIFUL DEFEAT.

272. NO, I'M HERE TO STEAL YOUR LAVA LAMP.

273. SOUNDS LIKE ONE EVIL BOY GENIUS

274. HAS HIT SOME HARD TIMES.

275. LOOK, THERE'S STILL A LOT OF STUFF

276. I GOT TO GET TUBBIMURA.

277. MAYBE WE CAN AGREE TO A...

278. TRADE.

279. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?

280. CLAY'S COWBOY HAT.

281. HEY, NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAT.

282. WELL, I'M SITTING ON SOME PRETTY JUICY INFO.

283. IT HAS TO DO WITH JERMAINE

284. AND IT'S NOT GOOD.

285. I ORDER YOU TO SPILL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS RIGHT NOW!

286. WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?

287. I THINK HE MEANS SPILL YOUR GUTS.

288. HUH? OHH.

289. JERMAINE IS PART OF CHASE YOUNG'S CREW.

290. I SAW HIM WITH MY OWN 100 EYES.

291. HUH?

292. I WAS A FLY AT THE TIME.

293. WHAT A LOAD OF HAY.

294. JERMAINE WOULDN'T DO THAT.

295. HE WOULD IF HE DID NOT KNOW CHASE YOUNG WAS EVIL.

296. LOOK!

297. IT IS THE GOLDEN FINGER!

298. AAH!

299. WHOA!

300. HYAH!

301. STEP OFF, OMI.

302. THIS SHEN GONG WU IS MINE.

303. JERMAINE,

304. CHASE YOUNG HAS BEEN USING YOU.

305. HE IS ON THE SIDE OF EVIL!

306. SAY WHAT? OMI'S RIGHT.

307. CHASE IS USING YOU.

308. WE WOULDN'T STEER YOU WRONG, PARTNER.

309. YOU'D SAY ANYTHING TO HELP CUE BALL.

310. THAT'S RIGHT, JERMAINE. BLOCK OUT THEIR WORDS.

311. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.

312. HYAH!

313. GOING SOMEWHERE?

314. NO, BUT YOU ARE.

315. JUDALLET FLIP. FIRE!

316. TYPHOON BOOM. WIND!

317. SEISMIC KICK. EARTH!

318. UHH!

319. OHH!

320. REMEMBER, NO WU,

321. NO MORE WALKS FOR MUFFIN FACE.

322. IF ANYONE DESERVES THE GOLDEN FINGER, IT'S ME.

323. NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.

324. AAH!

325. AAH! AAH!

326. AAAAAAAH.

327. I CHALLENGE YOU, JERMAINE,

328. YOU, JACK SPICER,

329. AND YOU TUBBIMURA,

330. TO A SHOWDOWN TSUNAMI.

331. THE GAME IS BATTLE OF THE GLADIATORS.

332. I WAGER MY MANCHURIAN MUSCA

333. AGAINST YOUR RUBY OF RAMSES.

334. I WAGER SHROUD OF SHADOWS.

335. YO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WAGER.

336. JERMAINE WAGERS THE LASSO BOA BOA.

337. LET'S GO!

338. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

339. WHOA!

340. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

341. GONG YI TAN PAI!

342. NICE KITTY.

343. PRETTY KITTIES.

344. AAH!

345. AAH! AAH! AAH!

346. MANCHURIAN MUSCA!

347. UHH!

348. SHROUD OF SHADOWS!

349. RUBY OF RAMSES!

350. AAH! UHH!

351. LASSO BOA BOA.

352. WHOA!

353. AAH!

354. JERMAINE, YOU MUST STOP.

355. IF YOU WIN, CHASE YOUNG WILL CONTROL YOU.

356. THERE WILL BE NO GOING BACK!

357. OMI, STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD AND JUST FIGHT, MAN.

358. CHASE WANTS US TO FIGHT.

359. THIS WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG.

360. WHAT IS MORE EVIL

361. THAN TURNING 2 FRIENDS AGAINST EACH OTHER?

362. I THINK YOU DID THAT.

363. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HAPPY FOR ME?

364. I WAS!

365. I WAS JUST NOT HAPPY FOR ME.

366. I MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE JEALOUS.

367. OH, YOU THINK?

368. SO WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU NOW?

369. BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

370. GO AHEAD.

371. DEFEAT THE YOUNG MONK AND RECEIVE YOUR REWARD.

372. OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING!

373. YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH ME, ARE YOU?

374. NO, BUT I WILL IF YOU WANT.

375. OH, MAN.

376. I REALLY HAVE BEEN ON THE SIDE OF EVIL.

377. WHOO! WAY TO GO, GUYS!

378. NO!

379. YOU JUST CAN'T QUIT!

380. THEY CAN AND THEY HAVE, GHOST HAG.

381. RECKON WE GOT OURSELVES A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN DRAW.

382. NO WINNER? WHAT A RIP-OFF!

383. YOU WOULDN'T SEE THIS IN THE OLD DAYS.

384. OH, SORRY.

385. HEY, I WANT MY STUFF BACK!

386. NO, I WILL KEEP EVERYTHING.

387. THINK AGAIN, BUBBA. I PRESS ENTER

388. AND DOGGY BREATH IS A UFM.

389. UNIDENTIFIED FLYING MUFFIN FACE.

390. AAH! NO!

391. NOT MY MUFFIN FACE!

392. OK! OK!

393. I WILL RETURN YOUR STUFF.

394. IT APPEARS THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED

395. THE FORCES OF GOOD.

396. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THINGS DIDN'T TURN OUT

397. EXACTLY AS I PLANNED?

398. BECAUSE YOU... LOST?

399. NO, OMI. YOU WON.

400. YOU WERE THE ONE I WAS TESTING

401. AND YOU PASSED AS I EXPECTED.

402. MAN, THAT GUY IS WIGGIN' OUT.

403. I THINK AS YOU SAY,

404. IT IS TIME TO BOOGER ON OUT OF HERE.

405. I SURE HOPE YOU MEAN BOOGIE.

406. I WISH YOU WOULD STAY.

407. MASTER FUNG SAYS YOU WOULD MAKE

408. AN EXCELLENT XIAOLIN MONK,

409. AND SO DO I.

410. THANKS, OMI DOG,

411. BUT I GOT SOME THINKING TO DO FIRST.

412. I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, THOUGH.

413. OPEN SEATING ON THE DOJO-0 TRAIN.

414. PERHAPS WHEN YOU RETURN

415. YOU COULD TEACH ME A FEW MOVES.

416. TEACH YOU MOVES?

417. YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE RUNNING A FEVER.

418. OF COURSE I WILL REPAY YOU MANY TIMES OVER

419. BY TEACHING YOU FAR MORE VALUABLE MOVES.

420. HA HA HA!

421. NOW THAT'S THE OMI DOG I'VE GROWN TO KNOW AND LOVE.

422. YES, I BELIEVE WE ALL HAVE.