Xiaolin Showdown 2x22

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Chase Young is looking for an apprentice. Either Katnappé or Jack will be able to win it. Katnappé has reprogrammed the Warriors' U-bots to be evil. Master Fung informs the Warriors that their new threat is Chase Young, and he must teach the four monks to be deceptive in order to triumph. However, Omi is too trustworthy. After Chase chooses Katnappé to be his apprentice, Jack turns to the Warriors and asks to join the side of good. Omi trains Jack the best he can to release all the evil that is inside of him, but after Katnappé attacks the Temple, Jack takes off with the Warriors' Wu, which tests Omi's trust.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAH! AAH!

3. AAH! AAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

6. Master Fung: TODAY'S

7. AND MOST INGENIOUS ENEMY.

8. TO FIGHT CHASE YOUNG.

9. Master Fung: TODAY'S

10. IN ORDER TO WIN.

11. I GET IT. YOU WANT US

12. SO WE CAN BEAT AN OUTLAW.

13. OMI, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT.

14. WHERE? I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING. UHH!

15. HOW 'BOUT A HAND, PARDNER?

16. AAH! WHOA! UHH!

17. AAH! WHOA!

18. I SEE. YOU OFFERED

19. ONLY TO DECEIVE ME.

20. MY LESSON.

21. DECEIVED AGAIN!

22. HA HA!

23. OW! MY LEG!

24. TO HELP YOU.

25. WHOA! UHH!

26. OH, YEAH! WHOO HOO!

27. WITH YOUR WILLPOWER, KIMIKO.

28. TO DANCE ON AN INJURED LEG.

29. HER LEG ISN'T INJURED, OMI.

30. PULLIN' YOURS.

31. FACE IT, OMI, YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO TRUSTING.

32. OHH, I TRUST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY RIGHT.

33. THERE. WITH YOUR NEWLY INSTALLED OBEDIENCE CHIP,

34. YOU'LL DO ALL THE THINGS I HATE TO DO, ROBOJACK.

35. OF CHORES, HOMEWORK,

36. AND PICKING UP AFTER ME.

37. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

38. NOW GET ME SOME PUDDING!

39. I GOT A BETTER IDEA, JACK.

40. YOU GET ME SOME PUDDING, AND YOURSELF A NEW FACE.

41. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

42. NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!

43. I'M THE REAL JACK, JACK.

44. YOU'RE MY ROBOT!

45. WELL, I SAY I'M THE REAL JACK, JACK,

46. AND YOU'RE MY ROBOT.

47. AM NOT! ARE, TOO!

48. ARE, TOO! AM NOT!

49. UHH... UHH... UHH! UHH... UHH... UHH!

50. AAH! AAH!

51. AHEM.

52. CHASE, WHAT AN HONOR MY COMPUTER NETWORK.

53. I'M CALLING BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE ON AN APPRENTICE.

54. WOW, THANKS, BUT "APPRENTICE" DOESN'T QUITE WORK FOR ME.

55. TITLE-WISE, IT'S A BIG STEP DOWN FROM EVIL BOY GENIUS.

56. I'M NOT OFFERING YOU

57. TO WIN A JOB.

58. YOU'LL BE UP AGAINST KATNAPPE.

59. PURRRFECT.

60. KATNAPPE?

61. AAH!

62. UHH! AAH!

63. IF YOU WANT THE JOB,

64. TO THE NEXT SHEN GONG WU.

65. UHH... YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!

66. ON TOP!

67. WE'RE LOOKING FOR

68. IS CALLED THE WOOZY SHOOTER.

69. AND MAKES THEM ACT GOOFY,

70. LIKE GAME SHOW CONTESTANTS.

71. Jack and RoboJack: UHH! AAH!

72. TAKEN IN A BIG WHIFF!

73. AAH! UHH!

74. YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, JACK!

75. NO, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, JACK!

76. DON'T TOUCH ME, JACK!

77. I'M LOOKING FOR THE "OFF" SWITCH, JACK!

78. IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE?

79. THAT'S EVEN MORE LAME THAN HIM?

80. IS THATAWAY!

81. SHEN GONG... WU!

82. Little Clay: HOWDY, PARDNER!

83. WELL, IF IT AIN'T MY LITTLE, METAL MINI ME.

84. EHH! UHH!

85. HOWDY, PARDNER!

86. ARE SO RAD.

87. THANKS! OW!

88. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS FELL FOR THAT.

89. WHOA, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE BEHIND YOU.

90. OOH! WHERE?

91. UHH! UHH!

92. STEP ASIDE, LITTLE ME,

93. DEFEATED.

94. YOU NEED NOT WORRY, O WISE ONE.

95. AND TRUSTWORTHY.

96. I BELIEVE YOU, MY FRIEND.

97. WAAH! UHH!

98. YOU ARE SONNY BONY HEAD!

99. REPROGRAMMED,

100. BUT BY WHO?

101. BY ME-OW!

102. YOUR PAPA'S GARAGE.

103. CAT-CH ME LATER.

104. CHASE, GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE. 2 OUT OF 3 WU?

105. EVIL BOY GENIUS.

106. AND HE CAN'T EVEN DRESS HIMSELF!

107. LOOK! DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS!

108. HEY, I JUST HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY REDS AND BROWNS!

109. THE APPRENTICE POSITION.

110. YOU HAVE WON MY PITY.

111. SO IN A WAY, WE'RE ALL WINNERS.

112. I CAN'T BELIEVE

113. TURNED ON ME LIKE THAT.

114. YOU RAISE 'EM

115. AND BREAK YOUR HEART!

116. AND THAT RAP MUSIC.

117. HOW YOU FEEL.

118. HUH? HUH? HUH?

119. THE LOCKS ON MY EVIL LAIR.

120. COOKIES AS WE SPEAK.

121. JACK SPICER.

122. I KNOW, "PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED."

123. GO ON, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

124. OF SELF-PITY.

125. EVIL JERK IN THE WORLD,

126. FAILED AT THAT.

127. IF IT IS OF ANY COMFORT,

128. THINK OF YOU AS A JERK.

129. YEAH, ME, TOO.

130. THE STINKIEST.

131. IN JULY.

132. THANKS, GUYS.

133. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE

134. AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

135. UHH... PLEASE LET GO. THE 3 SECOND RULE!

136. UHH! JACK SPICER,

137. OF GOOD?

138. YA THINK SO?

139. TEACH YOU.

140. WHY NOT? I AM PRETTY DESPERATE.

141. OHH, YOU FILL MY HEART WITH JOY! HA HA HA HA HA!

142. 3 SECOND RULE!

143. MASTER FUNG!

144. GOOD NEWS! JACK SPICER THE FORCES OF GOOD!

145. OMI, I AM NOT SURE IF...

146. PLEASE, MASTER FUNG?

147. I WILL TEACH HIM,

148. AND AS YOU HAVE OFTEN SAID,

149. AHH. VERY WELL.

150. HUH? HUH? HUH?

151. OHH, THANK YOU, MASTER FUNG.

152. NOT LET YOU UP.

153. DOWN.

154. IN EVERY DIRECTION.

155. SHH.

156. AAH!

157. RISE AND SPARKLE, JACK SPICER!

158. TO BEGIN!

159. OHH... LISTEN, CHEDDAR HEAD,

160. I'M REALLY NO GOOD UNLESS I GET MY 12 HOURS.

161. WHEN LUNCH IS READY.

162. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

163. ARM OF TORNAMI!

164. WAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

165. BEFORE WE TRAIN YOU, WE MUST UN-TRAIN YOU.

166. OOF!

167. WAAH!

168. CLEANLINESS.

169. WRING OUT THE HATE, JACK SPICER...

170. AND THE SOAP AS WELL.

171. A FOOT FUNGUS! HEE HEE!

172. OOH.

173. AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE SOAP.

174. SMELL OF SPRING.

175. HA HA HA!

176. AAH!

177. SCRUB OUT THE ANGER, JACK SPICER,

178. OF BITTERNESS!

179. ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP!

180. I'M KIND OF A GERM FREAK.

181. AAH!

182. BUT GOODNESS!

183. AND OF COURSE, UNTIL THE TEA STAINS ARE GONE,

184. ARE OVER 1,500 YEARS OLD.

185. LIKE THAT ONE, THERE.

186. HEY! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

187. NO, I DIDN'T.

188. I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

189. WHAT?

190. WELL, JACK SPICER?

191. OF TRAINING?

192. YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

193. BUT HAVIN' SPICER AROUND AIN'T SO BAD.

194. HE DOES ALL OF OUR CHORES!

195. HAS NEVER SMELLED SO FRESH!

196. MMM! HEY! THOSE ARE MINE!

197. IS CLEAN ENOUGH TO EAT OUT OF.

198. GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY.

199. GOOD NIGHT, OTHER LITTLE BUDDY.

200. HEY! HOLD ON, THERE!

201. AND CUDDLY,

202. MOST DANGEROUS.

203. WOOZY SHOOTER!

204. HOW DOES THIS GO?

205. TYPHOON BOOM.

206. WATER.

207. NO, YOU'RE NOT WATER. HEH HEH!

208. I'M WATER.

209. HEE HA HA HA HO HO!

210. YOU'RE NOT WATER! YOU'RE A GIRL.

211. HA HA HA!

212. HA HA HA! HEY, LOOK!

213. WITH THEIR TONGUE?

214. OH, NO! YOU ARE ALL GOOFY!

215. AS WELL!

216. GOOFY AND SCHMOOFY!

217. WHOA! AAH!

218. HEY!

219. UHH!

220. HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?

221. 4 MONKS DOWN,

222. TO GO.

223. I'M NOT WHINY!

224. WOOZY SHOOTER!

225. REVERSING MIRROR.

226. HA HA HA! WHOA!

227. HA HA HA HA HA!

228. JACK SPICER, YOU HAVE DONE WELL.

229. NOW, LET US KICK SOME MINI BUTT TOGETHER!

230. TORNADO STRIKE WATER!

231. HEE HEE HEE HEE!

232. JUDALLET FLIP FIRE!

233. KIMIKO-BOT, TIME FOR A MAKEOVER,

234. KUNG FU STYLE.

235. SEISMIC KICK EARTH!

236. OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, LITTLE CLAY?

237. OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF!

238. TYPHOON BOOM WIND!

239. THE REAL ME.

240. HEH HEH HEH!

241. MASTER FUNG.

242. OVER EVIL,

243. JACK SPICER.

244. Master Fung: I SEE.

245. AND THE SHEN GONG WU?

246. I TRUSTED HIM.

247. I HAVE TO ADMIT, SPICER,

248. I'M IMPRESSED.

249. ME, TOO.

250. IT'S SO UNLIKE YOU, JACK,

251. RIGHT.

252. YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF.

253. AS MY NEW APPRENTICE.

254. OHH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

255. ALL I CAN SAY IS,

256. JACK SPICER HAS ARRIVED!

257. 3 SECOND RULE. AAH!

258. FIRST SPICER, THEN CAT LITTER.

259. PUT UP WITH HER?

260. SHE IS INJURED.

261. AND IT IS THE WAY

262. IN NEED.

263. THAT'S RIGHT.

264. TO THE CUTE ONE.

265. WHAT? IS IT MY FAULT I AM SO CUTE?

266. KATNAPPE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

267. YOUR INJURED PAW.

268. OH, HEH, RIGHT. WELL...

269. I WAS JUST... LONELY.

270. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.

271. THIS IS SO... THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

272. REPAY YOU?

273. TO THE SIDE OF GOOD?

274. THAT JACK STOLE?

275. WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?

276. SO, SO CUTE!

277. SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD.

278. BUT IF I HELP YOU,

279. OUR PLAN A SECRET.

280. NEVER TRUST ME.

281. TIME FOR MY REVENGE, JACK SPICER!

282. HYAH!

283. HUH?

284. AAH! I DID NOT WANT THAT MUCH REVENGE!

285. THAT'S JUST ONE OF HIS STUPID ROBOTS.

286. NOW FOR THE WU.

287. DIFFICULT SAFE TO SPLIT.

288. TO CRACK.

289. BUT IT IS JACK'S SAFE.

290. 1... 2...

291. DUH! 3.

292. WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

293. AND HIS PET.

294. ROBO-JACKS, ATTACK!

295. HEY, BEHIND YOU, JACK!

296. THANKS, JACK.

297. JACK SPICER!

298. TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

299. TRUTH OR LIES.

300. LAST TO FALL WINS.

301. AGAINST YOUR SILK SPINNER.

302. LET'S GO!

303. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

304. GONG YI TAN PAI!

305. JACK SPICER,

306. YOUR ELEMENT.

307. YEAH, BUT SNEAKY IS.

308. AAAH!

309. WHOA!

310. JACK SPICER,

311. SMALL AND WORTHLESS?

312. LIE!

313. NO. TRUTH!

314. WHOA!

315. MY TURN.

316. YOU'RE AN ODDBALL GEEK WITH A BIG HEAD?

317. HA! THAT IS MOST RIDICULOUS.

318. LIE!

319. BUT YOU DO HAVE A BIG EGO.

320. NO! MY EGO IS THE RIGHT SIZE.

321. YOU LIED!

322. WHAAAH!

323. SILK SPINNER!

324. AT GOOD,

325. FAILED AT EVIL?

326. JACK SPICER, FAIL? LIE.

327. NO. TRUTH.

328. TRUTH, AND MORE TRUTH.

329. WHAAAH! LOTUS TWISTER.

330. TO TURN GOOD?

331. YOUR FRIENDS WRONG?

332. I BELIEVED YOU,

333. AND YOU DISAPPOINTED ME, DEEPLY.

334. REALLY? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

335. TO TURN ON YOU ALL ALONG.

336. YOU LIE.

337. YOU DID TRY.

338. AAAH!

339. KATNAPPE, I HAVE DEFEATED JACK.

340. WITH ALL THE SHEN GONG WU.

341. NICE WORK, MY LITTLE EVIL FREAKBOTS.

342. EVIL WEEKEND.

343. HEY! OOF!

344. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

345. TWICE-CROSS ME,

346. YOU FIRST!

347. THAT'S DOUBLE-CROSS, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

348. THE BOTS FOR ME.

349. UHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

350. DECEIVED BY A GNOME.

351. HEE HEE! I DID IT!

352. XIAOLIN LIAR.

353. THERE, CHAMP.

354. YOUR HEAD OFF, BROKE INTO A LAIR,

355. CRACKED OPEN A SAFE, AND...

356. HAD A GIRL BEAT UP.

357. HMMM...

358. YES. FIGHTING ON THE SIDE OF GOOD IS MOST REWARDING.

359. PROGRESS.

360. SO, IS HE READY TO JOIN US?

361. NOT YET, BUT SOON.

362. HE HAS JUST TASTED EVIL.

363. IN TIME, HE WILL LEARN TO CRAVE IT.

364. I HAVE 4 ACES.

365. HE IS LYING.

366. IS PLAYING US.

367. WE GOT HIM THIS TIME.

368. YOUR WEEPING.

369. THAT'S READ 'EM AND WEEP,

370. AND I'M ABOUT TO.

371. OH, HOW DO YOU WIN EVERY HAND?

372. IT IS MOST SIMPLE. I CHEAT.

373. HEH HEH! NO! I AM A LIAR WHEN I SAY I CHEAT.

374. YOU'RE NOT LYING TO US NOW?

375. MY FRIENDS.

376. TO MY FRIENDS.

377. I AM MASTER OF DECEPTION. HA HA!

378. LET'S PLAY AGAIN!