Xiaolin Showdown 2x22

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Chase Young is looking for an apprentice. Either Katnappé or Jack will be able to win it. Katnappé has reprogrammed the Warriors' U-bots to be evil. Master Fung informs the Warriors that their new threat is Chase Young, and he must teach the four monks to be deceptive in order to triumph. However, Omi is too trustworthy. After Chase chooses Katnappé to be his apprentice, Jack turns to the Warriors and asks to join the side of good. Omi trains Jack the best he can to release all the evil that is inside of him, but after Katnappé attacks the Temple, Jack takes off with the Warriors' Wu, which tests Omi's trust.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAH! AAH!

3. AAH! AAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

6. Master Fung: TODAY'S EXERCISE WILL TRAIN YOU TO FIGHT

7. AGAINST OUR NEWEST AND MOST INGENIOUS ENEMY.

8. I AM PREPARING YOU TO FIGHT CHASE YOUNG.

9. Master Fung: TODAY'S EXERCISE REQUIRES YOU TO RACE

10. TO THE TOP OF THESE ROCKS

11. AND USE DECEPTION IN ORDER TO WIN.

12. I GET IT. YOU WANT US TO THINK LIKE AN OUTLAW

13. SO WE CAN BEAT AN OUTLAW.

14. OMI, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT.

15. WHERE? I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING. UHH!

16. HOW 'BOUT A HAND, PARDNER?

17. AAH! WHOA! UHH!

18. AAH! WHOA!

19. I SEE. YOU OFFERED ME A HAND

20. ONLY TO DECEIVE ME.

21. I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON.

22. I SHALL NEVER BE DECEIVED AGAIN!

23. HA HA!

24. OW! MY LEG!

25. ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU.

26. WHOA! UHH!

27. OH, YEAH! WHOO HOO!

28. I AM IMPRESSED WITH YOUR WILLPOWER, KIMIKO.

29. IT MUST BE PAINFUL TO DANCE ON AN INJURED LEG.

30. HER LEG ISN'T INJURED, OMI.

31. SHE WAS JUST PULLIN' YOURS.

32. FACE IT, OMI, YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO TRUSTING.

33. OHH, I TRUST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY RIGHT.

34. THERE. WITH YOUR NEWLY INSTALLED OBEDIENCE CHIP,

35. YOU'LL DO ALL THE THINGS I HATE TO DO, ROBOJACK.

36. PREPARE FOR A LIFE OF CHORES, HOMEWORK,

37. AND PICKING UP AFTER ME.

38. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

39. NOW GET ME SOME PUDDING!

40. I GOT A BETTER IDEA, JACK.

41. YOU GET ME SOME PUDDING, AND YOURSELF A NEW FACE.

42. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

43. NO, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT!

44. I'M THE REAL JACK, JACK.

45. YOU'RE MY ROBOT!

46. WELL, I SAY I'M THE REAL JACK, JACK,

47. AND YOU'RE MY ROBOT.

48. AM NOT! ARE, TOO!

49. ARE, TOO! AM NOT!

50. UHH... UHH... UHH! UHH... UHH... UHH!

51. AAH! AAH!

52. AHEM.

53. CHASE, WHAT AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HACK INTO MY COMPUTER NETWORK.

54. I'M CALLING BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE ON AN APPRENTICE.

55. WOW, THANKS, BUT "APPRENTICE" DOESN'T QUITE WORK FOR ME.

56. TITLE-WISE, IT'S A BIG STEP DOWN FROM EVIL BOY GENIUS.

57. I'M NOT OFFERING YOU ANYTHING

58. BUT THE CHANCE TO WIN A JOB.

59. YOU'LL BE UP AGAINST KATNAPPE.

60. PURRRFECT.

61. KATNAPPE?

62. AAH!

63. UHH! AAH!

64. IF YOU WANT THE JOB,

65. YOU HAVE TO BEAT KATNAPPE TO THE NEXT SHEN GONG WU.

66. UHH... YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!

67. I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!

68. THE SHEN GONG WU WE'RE LOOKING FOR

69. IS CALLED THE WOOZY SHOOTER.

70. IT EMITS A PURPLE HAZE THAT CONFUSES PEOPLE

71. AND MAKES THEM ACT GOOFY,

72. LIKE GAME SHOW CONTESTANTS.

73. Jack and RoboJack: UHH! AAH!

74. IT LOOKS LIKE JACK SPICER HAS ALREADY TAKEN IN A BIG WHIFF!

75. AAH! UHH!

76. YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, JACK!

77. NO, YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, JACK!

78. DON'T TOUCH ME, JACK!

79. I'M LOOKING FOR THE "OFF" SWITCH, JACK!

80. IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE?

81. COULD JACK HAVE BUILT A ROBOT THAT'S EVEN MORE LAME THAN HIM?

82. OUR WOOZY SHOOTER IS THATAWAY!

83. SHEN GONG... WU!

84. Little Clay: HOWDY, PARDNER!

85. WELL, IF IT AIN'T MY LITTLE, METAL MINI ME.

86. EHH! UHH!

87. HOWDY, PARDNER!

88. YOUR HAIRCLIPS ARE SO RAD.

89. THANKS! OW!

90. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS FELL FOR THAT.

91. WHOA, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE BEHIND YOU.

92. OOH! WHERE?

93. UHH! UHH!

94. STEP ASIDE, LITTLE ME,

95. OR PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED.

96. YOU NEED NOT WORRY, O WISE ONE.

97. ALWAYS HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY.

98. I BELIEVE YOU, MY FRIEND.

99. WAAH! UHH!

100. YOU ARE SONNY BONY HEAD!

101. THE MINIBOTS MUST HAVE BEEN REPROGRAMMED,

102. BUT BY WHO?

103. BY ME-OW!

104. I STOLE THEM OUT OF YOUR PAPA'S GARAGE.

105. CAT-CH ME LATER.

106. CHASE, GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE. 2 OUT OF 3 WU?

107. YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN EVIL BOY GENIUS.

108. AND HE CAN'T EVEN DRESS HIMSELF!

109. LOOK! DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS!

110. HEY, I JUST HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY REDS AND BROWNS!

111. KATNAPPE HAS WON THE APPRENTICE POSITION.

112. YOU HAVE WON MY PITY.

113. SO IN A WAY, WE'RE ALL WINNERS.

114. I CAN'T BELIEVE LITTLE CLAY

115. TURNED ON ME LIKE THAT.

116. YOU RAISE 'EM THE BEST YOU CAN

117. AND THEY GO OFF AND BREAK YOUR HEART!

118. I SAY TOO MUCH TV AND THAT RAP MUSIC.

119. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

120. HUH? HUH? HUH?

121. MY ROBOJACK JUST CHANGED THE LOCKS ON MY EVIL LAIR.

122. MY MOM IS BAKING HIM COOKIES AS WE SPEAK.

123. JACK SPICER.

124. I KNOW, "PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED."

125. GO ON, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

126. YOU CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR NEW BATTLE TECHNIQUE

127. OF SELF-PITY.

128. MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE WAS TO BECOME THE MOST EVIL JERK IN THE WORLD,

129. AND I EVEN FAILED AT THAT.

130. IF IT IS OF ANY COMFORT,

131. I WILL ALWAYS THINK OF YOU AS A JERK.

132. YEAH, ME, TOO.

133. THE STINKIEST.

134. AS ROTTEN AS ROAD KILL IN JULY.

135. THANKS, GUYS.

136. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE ENEMIES YOU CAN COUNT ON

137. AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

138. UHH... PLEASE LET GO. THE 3 SECOND RULE!

139. UHH! JACK SPICER,

140. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT PERHAPS

141. YOU WERE MEANT TO FIGHT IN THE NAME OF GOOD?

142. YA THINK SO?

143. PERHAPS I COULD TEACH YOU.

144. WHY NOT? I AM PRETTY DESPERATE.

145. OHH, YOU FILL MY HEART WITH JOY! HA HA HA HA HA!

146. 3 SECOND RULE!

147. MASTER FUNG!

148. GOOD NEWS! JACK SPICER HAS AGREED TO JOIN THE FORCES OF GOOD!

149. OMI, I AM NOT SURE IF...

150. PLEASE, MASTER FUNG?

151. I WILL TEACH HIM,

152. AND AS YOU HAVE OFTEN SAID,

153. AHH. VERY WELL.

154. HUH? HUH? HUH?

155. OHH, THANK YOU, MASTER FUNG.

156. I PROMISE I WILL NOT LET YOU UP.

157. DOWN.

158. IN EVERY DIRECTION.

159. SHH.

160. AAH!

161. RISE AND SPARKLE, JACK SPICER!

162. IT IS TIME FOR YOUR TRAINING TO BEGIN!

163. OHH... LISTEN, CHEDDAR HEAD,

164. I'M REALLY NO GOOD UNLESS I GET MY 12 HOURS.

165. WAKE ME WHEN LUNCH IS READY.

166. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

167. ARM OF TORNAMI!

168. WAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

169. BEFORE WE TRAIN YOU, WE MUST UN-TRAIN YOU.

170. OOF!

171. WAAH!

172. I NEVER REALIZED BEING GOOD

173. WAS SO MUCH ABOUT CLEANLINESS.

174. WRING OUT THE HATE, JACK SPICER...

175. AND THE SOAP AS WELL.

176. WE DO NOT WANT MASTER FUNG TO GET A FOOT FUNGUS! HEE HEE!

177. OOH.

178. AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE SOAP.

179. I LIKE THE FRESH SMELL OF SPRING.

180. HA HA HA!

181. AAH!

182. SCRUB OUT THE ANGER, JACK SPICER,

183. AND THE YEARS OF BITTERNESS!

184. AND USE MORE ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP!

185. I'M KIND OF A GERM FREAK.

186. AAH!

187. WORK UNTIL THE EVIL IS DRAINED OUT

188. AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT GOODNESS!

189. AND OF COURSE, UNTIL THE TEA STAINS ARE GONE,

190. SOME OF WHICH ARE OVER 1,500 YEARS OLD.

191. LIKE THAT ONE, THERE.

192. HEY! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

193. NO, I DIDN'T.

194. I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

195. WHAT?

196. WELL, JACK SPICER?

197. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF YOUR FIRST DAY OF TRAINING?

198. YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

199. BUT HAVIN' SPICER AROUND AIN'T SO BAD.

200. ESPECIALLY SINCE HE DOES ALL OF OUR CHORES!

201. AND MY UNDERWEAR HAS NEVER SMELLED SO FRESH!

202. MMM! HEY! THOSE ARE MINE!

203. AND MY LITTER BOX IS CLEAN ENOUGH TO EAT OUT OF.

204. GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY.

205. GOOD NIGHT, OTHER LITTLE BUDDY.

206. HEY! HOLD ON, THERE!

207. THEY MAY BE CUTE AND CUDDLY,

208. BUT THEY ARE MOST DANGEROUS.

209. WOOZY SHOOTER!

210. HOW DOES THIS GO?

211. TYPHOON BOOM.

212. WATER.

213. NO, YOU'RE NOT WATER. HEH HEH!

214. I'M WATER.

215. HEE HA HA HA HO HO!

216. YOU'RE NOT WATER! YOU'RE A GIRL.

217. HA HA HA!

218. HA HA HA! HEY, LOOK!

219. CAN ANYONE ELSE TOUCH THEIR NOSE WITH THEIR TONGUE?

220. OH, NO! YOU ARE ALL GOOFY!

221. AND I AM GOOFY AS WELL!

222. GOOFY AND SCHMOOFY!

223. WHOA! AAH!

224. HEY!

225. UHH!

226. HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?

227. 4 MONKS DOWN,

228. AND ONE WHINY GEEK TO GO.

229. I'M NOT WHINY!

230. WOOZY SHOOTER!

231. REVERSING MIRROR.

232. HA HA HA! WHOA!

233. HA HA HA HA HA!

234. JACK SPICER, YOU HAVE DONE WELL.

235. NOW, LET US KICK SOME MINI BUTT TOGETHER!

236. TORNADO STRIKE WATER!

237. HEE HEE HEE HEE!

238. JUDALLET FLIP FIRE!

239. KIMIKO-BOT, TIME FOR A MAKEOVER,

240. KUNG FU STYLE.

241. SEISMIC KICK EARTH!

242. HOW ABOUT A DOSE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, LITTLE CLAY?

243. OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF!

244. TYPHOON BOOM WIND!

245. TIME TO SHOW MINI ME THE REAL ME.

246. HEH HEH HEH!

247. MASTER FUNG.

248. ONCE AGAIN GOOD HAS TRIUMPHED OVER EVIL,

249. AND WE OWE OUR VICTORY TO THE BRAVE ACTIONS

250. OF THE REFORMED JACK SPICER.

251. Master Fung: I SEE.

252. AND WHERE EXACTLY IS SPICER

253. AND THE SHEN GONG WU?

254. I TRUSTED HIM.

255. I HAVE TO ADMIT, SPICER,

256. I'M IMPRESSED.

257. ME, TOO.

258. IT'S SO UNLIKE YOU, JACK,

259. TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT.

260. YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF.

261. I WELCOME YOU AS MY NEW APPRENTICE.

262. OHH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

263. ALL I CAN SAY IS,

264. JACK SPICER HAS ARRIVED!

265. 3 SECOND RULE. AAH!

266. FIRST SPICER, THEN CAT LITTER.

267. WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HER?

268. BECAUSE SHE IS INJURED.

269. AND IT IS THE WAY OF THE XIAOLIN MONK

270. TO HELP THOSE IN NEED.

271. THAT'S RIGHT.

272. LISTEN TO THE CUTE ONE.

273. WHAT? IS IT MY FAULT I AM SO CUTE?

274. KATNAPPE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

275. YOU MUST REST YOUR INJURED PAW.

276. OH, HEH, RIGHT. WELL...

277. I WAS JUST... LONELY.

278. THEN YOU WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW

279. THAT I HAVE THE MINIBOTS TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.

280. THIS IS SO... THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

281. HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

282. PERHAPS YOU CAN TURN TO THE SIDE OF GOOD?

283. WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO RETURN ALL THE SHEN GONG WU

284. THAT JACK STOLE?

285. WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?

286. BECAUSE YOU ARE SO, SO CUTE!

287. SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD.

288. BUT IF I HELP YOU,

289. YOU HAVE TO KEEP OUR PLAN A SECRET.

290. THE OTHERS WOULD NEVER TRUST ME.

291. TIME FOR MY REVENGE, JACK SPICER!

292. HYAH!

293. HUH?

294. AAH! I DID NOT WANT THAT MUCH REVENGE!

295. THAT'S JUST ONE OF HIS STUPID ROBOTS.

296. NOW FOR THE WU.

297. LOOKS LIKE A MOST DIFFICULT SAFE TO SPLIT.

298. TO CRACK.

299. BUT IT IS JACK'S SAFE.

300. 1... 2...

301. DUH! 3.

302. WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

303. LEADER OF THE KUNG FOOLS AND HIS PET.

304. ROBO-JACKS, ATTACK!

305. HEY, BEHIND YOU, JACK!

306. THANKS, JACK.

307. JACK SPICER!

308. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

309. THE GAME IS TRUTH OR LIES.

310. LAST TO FALL WINS.

311. MY LOTUS TWISTER AGAINST YOUR SILK SPINNER.

312. LET'S GO!

313. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

314. GONG YI TAN PAI!

315. JACK SPICER,

316. TELLING THE TRUTH IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR ELEMENT.

317. YEAH, BUT SNEAKY IS.

318. AAAH!

319. WHOA!

320. JACK SPICER,

321. YOU SEEK WORLD DOMINATION

322. BECAUSE YOU FEEL SMALL AND WORTHLESS?

323. LIE!

324. NO. TRUTH!

325. WHOA!

326. MY TURN.

327. DO YOU WORK SO HARD AS A XIAOLIN MONK

328. BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ODDBALL GEEK WITH A BIG HEAD?

329. HA! THAT IS MOST RIDICULOUS.

330. LIE!

331. BUT YOU DO HAVE A BIG EGO.

332. NO! MY EGO IS THE RIGHT SIZE.

333. YOU LIED!

334. WHAAAH!

335. SILK SPINNER!

336. DID YOU STEAL THE SHEN GONG WU

337. BECAUSE YOU FEEL THAT YOU WOULD FAIL AT GOOD,

338. JUST AS YOU HAVE FAILED AT EVIL?

339. JACK SPICER, FAIL? LIE.

340. NO. TRUTH.

341. TRUTH, AND MORE TRUTH.

342. WHAAAH! LOTUS TWISTER.

343. DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME

344. WHEN I AGREED TO TURN GOOD?

345. OR DID YOU JUST TAKE ME IN

346. BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PROVE YOUR FRIENDS WRONG?

347. I BELIEVED YOU,

348. AND YOU DISAPPOINTED ME, DEEPLY.

349. REALLY? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

350. I WAS PLANNING TO TURN ON YOU ALL ALONG.

351. YOU LIE.

352. YOU DID TRY.

353. AAAH!

354. KATNAPPE, I HAVE DEFEATED JACK.

355. AND YOU HAVE ESCAPED WITH ALL THE SHEN GONG WU.

356. NICE WORK, MY LITTLE EVIL FREAKBOTS.

357. I SAY WE TAKE THE WU

358. AND HAVE A PURR-FECT EVIL WEEKEND.

359. HEY! OOF!

360. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

361. I KNEW YOU WOULD TWICE-CROSS ME,

362. SO I TWICE-CROSSED YOU FIRST!

363. THAT'S DOUBLE-CROSS, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

364. THAT IS WHY I ASKED KIMIKO TO REPROGRAM THE BOTS FOR ME.

365. UHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

366. DECEIVED BY A GNOME.

367. HEE HEE! I DID IT!

368. I AM AN ACCOMPLISHED XIAOLIN LIAR.

369. YOU HAD SOME DAY THERE, CHAMP.

370. YOU LIED YOUR HEAD OFF, BROKE INTO A LAIR,

371. CRACKED OPEN A SAFE, AND...

372. HAD A GIRL BEAT UP.

373. HMMM...

374. YES. FIGHTING ON THE SIDE OF GOOD IS MOST REWARDING.

375. OUR YOUNG APPRENTICE HAS MADE REMARKABLE PROGRESS.

376. SO, IS HE READY TO JOIN US?

377. NOT YET, BUT SOON.

378. HE HAS JUST TASTED EVIL.

379. IN TIME, HE WILL LEARN TO CRAVE IT.

380. I HAVE 4 ACES.

381. HE IS LYING.

382. THE DUDE IS PLAYING US.

383. WE GOT HIM THIS TIME.

384. READ THEM AND BEGIN YOUR WEEPING.

385. THAT'S READ 'EM AND WEEP,

386. AND I'M ABOUT TO.

387. OH, HOW DO YOU WIN EVERY HAND?

388. IT IS MOST SIMPLE. I CHEAT.

389. HEH HEH! NO! I AM A LIAR WHEN I SAY I CHEAT.

390. HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT LYING TO US NOW?

391. BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS.

392. I COULD NEVER LIE TO MY FRIENDS.

393. I AM MASTER OF DECEPTION. HA HA!

394. LET'S PLAY AGAIN!