Xiaolin Showdown 2x20

Directed by Jeff Allen

Master Fung gives the Warriors their new and most important responsibility: guarding the Heylin seed from the forces of evil. But when they fail, they must find the Moonstone Locust to defeat the evil plant. Meanwhile, Vlad returns and forms a partnership with Jack.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAH! AAH!

3. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

4. RUBY OF RARITIES.

5. DRAGON TO MONKEY 3.

6. YES!

7. NICE MOVE, OMI.

8. WHOA! YES! YES!

9. I AM IN HEAT.

10. NO, OMI. YOU'RE ON FIRE. ON FIRE.

11. OK. ENOUGH JAWING. NOW IT'S OUR TURN.

12. LET'S SEE.

13. TIGER TO—

14. I HAVE A BETTER MOVE.

15. OMI, YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING FOR ONE SIDE.

16. YES, BUT THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET.

17. ROOSTER TO OX 6.

18. SWORD OF THE STORM.

19. MY TURN. HA!

20. NOT TO WORRY. I HAVE A CLEVER PLAN.

21. STAR HANABI!

22. AND THAT IS GAME POINT.

23. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM, OMI.

24. THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE PLEASURE IN SHARING IN MY TRIUMPH.

25. Master Fung: TIME FOR PLAY IS FOLLOWED BY TIME FOR LEARNING.

26. OHHH!

27. WHEN CARING FOR PLANTS AS DELICATE AS ORCHIDS,

28. ONE MUST EMPLOY A MEASURE OF DISCIPLINE.

29. YEAH, YOU NEED DISCIPLINE JUST TO STAY AWAKE.

30. I BELIEVE MINE IS WINNING.

31. IT'S NOT A RACE, PARDNER,

32. BUT I THINK MINE IS AHEAD BY A LEAF.

33. YOUR—THIS CANNOT BE.

34. GROW FASTER, ORCHID! FASTER!

35. REMEMBER, A WARRIOR MUST FIRST LEARN TO CONTROL HIS PATIENCE

36. BEFORE HE CAN CONTROL HIMSELF.

37. I BET HE WRITES THESE SAYINGS ON THE PALM OF HIS HAND.

38. NO, RAIMUNDO, I WRITE THEM INSIDE MY EYELIDS.

39. THAT IS WHY I BLINK SO OFTEN.

40. B-U-S-T-E-D.

41. OOH.

42. SINCE YOU ALL DESIRE SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING,

43. IT IS TIME I INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR GREATEST RESPONSIBILITY.

44. DAG-NAR—

45. WHAT IS THAT MOST EARTHY SMELL?

46. YEAH. IT REMINDS ME OF CLAY'S BOOTS.

47. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN DOWN HERE?

48. FOR OVER 1,500 YEARS, MONKS JUST LIKE YOU

49. HAVE BEEN GUARDING THE CONTENTS OF THIS VAULT.

50. IT IS NOW THE TIME FOR YOU TO ASSUME THE TASK.

51. BELIEVE ME, YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR A GREATER HONOR.

52. YOU'RE ALL GROWING UP SO FAST.

53. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.

54. BEHOLD, THE HEYLIN SEED.

55. IT'S JUST A LITTLE SEED.

56. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT FELL OFF

57. OF MY TRIPLE-DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

58. TENDING ORCHIDS SOUNDS MORE EXCITING.

59. SMALL IT MAY BE, BUT THE HEYLIN SEED

60. IS POTENTIALLY THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE FORCE ON EARTH.

61. YOU ARE PULLING ON MY FEET.

62. THE HEYLIN SEED IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.

63. IT IS NEVER TO BE PLANTED

64. OR ALLOWED NEAR DIRT OR WATER OR SUNLIGHT.

65. SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LEAVE IT IN THE BOX.

66. MY KIND OF JOB.

67. HAS THE POWER OF THE SEED EVER BEEN UNLEASHED?

68. YES!

69. IT HAPPENED 1,500 YEARS AGO.

70. NEARLY ENDED LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

71. THIS SPECIAL VAULT WAS BUILT TO KEEP THE SEED

72. WHERE NO EVILDOER WILL EVER REACH IT AGAIN.

73. THE SEED IS SO SCARY,

74. IT MAKES MY SCALES STAND ON END!

75. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA DO!

76. OH! THE SEED!

77. I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

78. IF IT EVER FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS!

79. YES. WELL...

80. NEEDLESS TO SAY, YOU MUST GUARD IT WITH YOUR LIVES.

81. THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS UPON YOUR VIGILANCE.

82. I NEED A COLD COMPRESS.

83. UHH!

84. HOW COULD A PUNY LITTLE SEED BE SO POWERFUL?

85. SURE IS QUIET.

86. EVER SINCE WUYA HIT THE ROAD,

87. THE WORLD JUST...

88. IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME.

89. NOT THAT I MISS HER.

90. WHO NEEDS A STINKY OLD GHOST ANYWAY?

91. ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE YOU.

92. MY NEW AND IMPROVED DETECTO-BOT.

93. AS ALWAYS, YOU'RE BRILLIANT, JACK.

94. BRILLIANT.

95. IT'S OK. DON'T BE SCARED.

96. GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE STILL ON TIPPY-TOP OF TOES, JACK.

97. AAH! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?

98. WHAT KIND OF VILLAIN WOULD I BE

99. IF I NOT SNEAK IN AND OUT OF PLACES?

100. UHH!

101. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

102. I HEAR WUYA DUMPED YOU... AGAIN.

103. NOBODY DUMPED ME. I DUMPED WUYA.

104. THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY SAY ON THE INTERNET.

105. I'M ON THE INTERNET?

106. JA, IN WARRIOR CHAT ROOMS EVERYWHERE.

107. YOU BIG LAUGHINGSTOCK.

108. NOW WHEN PERSON LOSES EVERYTHING,

109. NEW HIP THING TO SAY IS "OH! I GOT JACKED."

110. WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANYWAY?

111. SO IMPATIENT WE ARE.

112. WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HEYLIN SEED?

113. I READ SOMETHING ABOUT IT IN EVIL SEEDS AND GARDENS.

114. WHY?

115. THERE IS RUMOR ON INTERNET

116. THAT XIAOLIN MONKS GOT SEED.

117. SO?

118. SEED IS PURE EVIL.

119. SUPPOSED TO BE MORE POWERFUL THAN SHEN GONG WU.

120. REALLY?

121. WE SHOULD JOIN FORCES,

122. BECOME BIG-TIME EVILDOERS.

123. MAYBE EVEN HAVE OWN EVIL REALITY SERIES.

124. EVIL REALITY SERIES?

125. I LOVE IT!

126. I LOVE, TOO!

127. ARE YOU SURE MASTER FUNG SAID IT WAS OK

128. TO TAKE THE HEYLIN SEED OUT OF THE VAULT?

129. DON'T SWEAT IT, BIG GUY. IT'S UNDER CONTROL.

130. YOU MEAN IT IS OUT HERE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION?

131. HE'LL NEVER KNOW.

132. BESIDES, HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PROTECT A BOX?

133. Detecto-bot: ACCORDING TO MY SENSORS,

134. WE ARE VERY CLOSE TO THE HEYLIN SEED.

135. CHOW TIME!

136. GET 'EM WHILE YOU CAN...

137. WHICH WON'T BE FOR LONG.

138. HEY, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, GUYS.

139. WHERE'S THE BOX?

140. IT WAS HERE A SECOND AGO.

141. OH, THIS IS MOST TROUBLING.

142. THE HEYLIN SEED IS MIS—AAH!

143. UHH!

144. IT'S SPICER! HE TOOK THE SEED!

145. AND THE HOT DOGS.

146. WHOA!

147. UHH! COME BACK HERE WITH THEM DOGGIES,

148. YOU NO-GOOD, LOWDOWN SNAKE.

149. YOU YELLOW-BELLIED,

150. DIRTY LITTLE SIDEWINDER,

151. I'M GONNA GET YOU!

152. IT APPEARS THAT WE HAVE JUST BEEN JACKED.

153. THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

154. MAYBE SEED IS IMPOSTOR.

155. I'VE HAD WORSE THAN THIS STUCK IN MY TEETH.

156. IT'S NOTHING!

157. LOOKS LIKE EVIL REALITY SHOW—PFFT— KAPUT.

158. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE THE DREAM.

159. IS IT ME, OR IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

160. AAH! BONJOUR.

161. I'M A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN, NO?

162. WHAT—WHAT DO YOU WANT?

163. I AM AT YOUR COMMAND, MASTER.

164. MAYBE WE GOT RIGHT SEED AFTER ALL.

165. OH, YOU DON'T MIND IF I CALL YOU MASTER, MASTER, DO YOU?

166. NO, I KINDA LIKE IT.

167. AND I'LL CALL YOU... GIGI.

168. YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW EVIL PET.

169. OH, I'M A VERY, VERY LUCKY PLANT, DON'T YOU KNOW?

170. MEOW! MEOW!

171. AND A VERY, VERY EVIL PLANT, TOO.

172. YES. I AM, WHAT YOU SAY, A NUTTED PLANT. HA HA!

173. HA HA HA!

174. ONLY TIME WILL TELL HOW YOUR ERROR IN JUDGMENT

175. WILL IMPACT US ALL.

176. IF I CRAWLED INTO A HOLE, I COULDN'T FEEL ANY LOWER.

177. PERHAPS IF IT WAS A VERY DEEP HOLE...

178. GUYS, I—I THINK I NEED AN ANTACID.

179. SOUNDS LIKE POPCORN.

180. KIND OF MAKES YOU SICK AND HUNGRY AT THE SAME TIME.

181. I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THIS

182. SINCE THE LAST TIME THE HEYLIN SEED WAS UNLEASHED.

183. THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!

184. ARE YOU SURE?

185. I'M SURE.

186. THE MOONSTONE LOCUST MUST REVEAL ITSELF SOON,

187. OR WE ARE, AS CLAY MIGHT SAY,

188. IN A HEAP OF HURT.

189. MOONSTONE LOCUST?

190. IT IS THE ONLY SHEN GONG WU THAT CAN STOP THE HEYLIN SEED.

191. APPRENTICES DO NOT FEAR PLANTS.

192. YOU SHALL FEAR THIS ONE.

193. WE MUST PROTECT THE SHEN GONG WU.

194. HELLO!

195. HA! HA HA!

196. THAT NO-GOOD, THIEVIN' PLANT'S

197. GOIN' RIGHT FOR OUR WU.

198. IT'S TIME TO TURN THIS WEED INTO MULCH.

199. YU LO FLIP! FIRE!

200. HA HA HA!

201. TYPHOON BOOM! WIND!

202. I MUST ADMIT,

203. I HAVE NEVER BATTLED A MORE STUBBORN WEED.

204. TORNADO STRIKE! WA—

205. NO! WATER WILL ONLY MAKE IT GROW STRONGER.

206. SEISMIC KICK! EARTH!

207. THIS MUST BE WHAT HAPPENED 1,500 YEARS AGO.

208. WELL, WE AIN'T ABOUT TO LET SOME TUMBLEWEED BEAT US.

209. IT IS TIME TO KICK PLANT BUTT!

210. THAT IS, IF THEY HAVE THEM.

211. THERE IS NO POINT TO RESIST.

212. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T WIN.

213. YOU ARE FINISHED.

214. SURRENDER!

215. IT'S OVER! HA HA HA!

216. OH, I JUST REMEMBERED.

217. DON'T TOUCH THE FLOWERS,

218. THERE'S SOMETHING UNUSUAL ABOUT THEM.

219. NOW YOU TELL US?

220. I'M TURNING INTO A PLANT!

221. OH, YEAH. THAT MUST BE IT.

222. SEE YOU LATER, XIAOLIN MONKEYS!

223. IT IS GONE FOR NOW,

224. BUT IT WILL BE BACK.

225. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, EITHER.

226. COMRADE JACK, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY.

227. I SAY WE NAME EVIL REALITY SHOW AFTER YOU.

228. GETTING JACKED. HA HA HA!

229. I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE... THE BEGINNING...

230. OF A LONG... AND EVIL FRIENDSHIP.

231. HA HA HA! DON'T YOU KNOW?

232. GIGI!

233. YOU'VE GROWN UP.

234. AND, OF COURSE, I'M WISER.

235. I'VE LEARNED MUCH FROM YOU, JACK.

236. VLAD NOT SO MUCH.

237. I AM NO LONGER TAKING ORDERS.

238. I AM TAKING OVER.

239. HA HA HA!

240. WHAT HAPPENED TO "MASTER"?

241. WELL, FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL CALL ME MASTER.

242. AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?

243. AAH!

244. WELL, I GO BYE-BYE NOW.

245. NO FRIENDSHIP LASTS FOREVER.

246. AAH!

247. HEY, THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN EVIL SUPER GENIUS!

248. AH, BUT IS WAY TO TREAT EVIL POTTED PLANT NOW.

249. NOW WHAT WE DO?

250. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE COULD USE A GOOD WATERING.

251. MASTER?

252. WHY, IT IS TIME TO REARRANGE THE ORDER OF THE FOOD CHAIN.

253. FROM NOW ON, THE PLANT KINGDOM WILL BE ON TOP!

254. HA HA HA!

255. DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELVES.

256. WE WILL CARE FOR YOU

257. UNTIL YOU ARE BACK ON YOUR FEET.

258. I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE FEET.

259. YOU, TOO, CLAY, ARE LOOKING SO MUCH BETTER.

260. MMM. I ADMIRE YOUR TASTY FRUIT.

261. WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU GO PLUCKING THERE, PARDNER.

262. MASTER FUNG, TELL US WHAT TO DO.

263. REMAIN DISCIPLINED, LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES,

264. AND MAKE SURE WE GET PLENTY OF MORNING SUN.

265. I NEVER THOUGHT WATERING AND PRUNING YOUR FRIENDS

266. WOULD BE SUCH HARD WORK.

267. OOH! AAH!

268. AAH! AAH!

269. OH, YOU ARE MOST WONDROUS.

270. YEAH, I KNOW.

271. BUT WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS.

272. THE MOONSTONE LOCUST HAS FINALLY REVEALED ITSELF.

273. THE WU CAN BE USED TO UNLEASH A SWARM OF STONE LOCUSTS

274. THAT WILL DEVOUR THE HEYLIN SEED PLANT.

275. WE MUST RETRIEVE THE MOONSTONE LOCUST AT ONCE

276. AND SAVE OUR FRIENDS.

277. I HOPE YOU HAVE OTHER TRANSPORTATION.

278. I THINK I'M GETTING ROOT ROT.

279. RUSHING COUGAR!

280. I PROMISE, WE SHALL RETURN YOU ALL TO NORMAL.

281. AND IF NOT, WE'LL BE SURE TO TURN YOUR TOPSOIL ONCE A MONTH

282. AND KEEP YOU INSECT-FREE.

283. AAH!

284. BAH!

285. MOONSTONE LOCUST!

286. I MUST STOP IT BEFORE IT CAN DESTROY ME!

287. HERE, MY LITTLE FLOWER.

288. YOU MUST SHOW ME TO THE SHEN GONG WU, NO?

289. WHAT SHEN GONG WU?

290. TAKE ME TO THE SHEN GONG WU

291. BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO PLANT FOOD!

292. YES, MASTER.

293. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MASTER.

294. YOU ARE SUCH A WIENIE.

295. I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

296. MAYBE WE SHOULD SLOW DOWN. WOULDN'T WANNA GET A TICKET.

297. THERE IT IS!

298. THE MOONSTONE LOCUST.

299. RAIMUNDO, GET THE SHEN GONG WU.

300. I WILL PLACE A COVER OVER YOUR BACKSIDE.

301. I SURE HOPE YOU MEAN YOU GOT ME COVERED.

302. GO ON!

303. WE'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU!

304. AAH!

305. RAIMUNDO, IT IS ALL UP TO YOU NOW!

306. WAAA!

307. YEAH!

308. NO! NO FAIR!

309. YO, YO, YOU OVERGROWN WEED,

310. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

311. MY FALCON'S EYE FOR YOUR THORN OF THUNDERBOLT.

312. I ACCEPT.

313. AND I SHALL NEED A GOOD BARRIER.

314. MY REVERSING MIRROR AGAINST YOUR GILLS OF HAMACHI!

315. FIRST ONE TO FIND THE MOONSTONE LOCUST WINS.

316. LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

317. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

318. GONG YI TAN PAI!

319. FALCON'S EYE.

320. COME ON, RAI.

321. YOU'RE A XIAOLIN WARRIOR,

322. AND HE'S A WEED!

323. THORN OF THUNDERBOLT!

324. GILLS OF HAMACHI!

325. WHERE DID THAT FOOL GO NOW?

326. REVERSING MIRROR!

327. COME ON, RAI.

328. HA HA HA!

329. NO!

330. COULD SOMEONE MOVE? I CAN'T SEE A THING.

331. LOOKS LIKE, AS THEY SAY, GAME OVER!

332. HA HA HA!

333. THORN OF THUNDERBOLT!

334. OH, IT'S OVER, ALL RIGHT.

335. REVERSING MIRROR!

336. NO!

337. SACRE BLEU!

338. OH, YEAH!

339. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL HAVING A GREEN THUMB.

340. I WILL NOT ALLOW A BUG LIKE YOU

341. TO DESTROY ALL THAT I HAVE CREATED.

342. I NEVER COULD STAND VEGETABLES.

343. YOU GUYS ARE SO ARROGANT.

344. MOONSTONE LOCUSTS!

345. AAH!

346. AAH!

347. AAAAH!

348. YOU COULD NOT HAVE JACKED THIS WORSE IF YOU TRIED.

349. NOT TRUE.

350. YOU'RE AN EVEN BIGGER JACK THAN ME.

351. C'EST LA VIE, SALAD-BREATH.

352. A MOST EXCELLENT JOB, RAIMUNDO.

353. I COULD NOT HAVE FOUGHT BETTER MYSELF.

354. OK, I COULD.

355. I JUST DID NOT WANT TO TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR GLORY.

356. AND I PROMISE, MASTER FUNG,

357. FROM NOW ON, I WILL PRACTICE EXTRA DISCIPLINE

358. AND BE MORE MINDFUL OF MY DUTIES.

359. SO, WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF SOCCER?

360. HA HA!