Xiaolin Showdown 2x19

Directed by Stephen Sandoval

Upon watching Jack lose to the Warriors once again, Chase Young decides to help by having him steal the Tongue of Saiping and combine it with the Monkey Staff to control an army of green monkeys. After succeeding, Jack sends his army to fight the Warriors and ultimately wins, trapping them inside the Xiaolin Temple. Also, two new Shen-Gong-Wu are revealed, the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle Scope, that when combined, are able to reveal the greatest secrets of the universe -- and how to rid the world of evil forever. While the Warriors are trapped, Chase tries to find these Wu first.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

2. AAH! AAH! AAH!

3. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

4. WHOO! YEEHAW!

5. YEEHAW!

6. HAWYEE!

7. HA HA!

8. YAH-HEE!

9. AAH!

10. TONGUE OF SAIPING!

11. HORSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

12. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAP OVER THE HEDGE,

13. NOT EAT THROUGH IT.

14. IT'S TOO HIGH. I'M LOWERING IT.

15. PERHAPS IF YOU DID NOT EAT SO MUCH,

16. YOU COULD LEAP HIGHER.

17. WELL, PERHAPS IF WE SWITCHED PLACES,

18. YOU COULD CARRY ME AROUND FOR A WHILE.

19. YAH!

20. WOULD YOU MIND TURNING DOWN THE VOLUME?

21. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GET A LITTLE SHUT-EYE.

22. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?

23. YOU ARE A VERY LAZY ANIMAL.

24. WHAT A MOUTH ON SOMEONE SO SMALL!

25. I AM NOT SMALL! I AM COMPACT!

26. YEAH. ANY MORE COMPACT, AND WE'D NEED A MICROSCOPE TO FIND YOU!

27. YOU ANIMALS ARE ALL VERY RUDE

28. AND VERY LAZY!

29. NO MORE WATER FOR ANY OF YOU!

30. HOOO HOOO HOOO! HAAA HAAA HAAA!

31. MONKEY PUNCH! HYAH!

32. HOOO HOOO HOOO! HAAA HAAA HAAA! UHH!

33. DON'T TELL NOW, MONKEY BOY.

34. UHH! OW!

35. OW! UHH!

36. UHH! HOO-HOO-HA!

37. UHH!

38. PERHAPS I SHOULD HOLD ON TO THIS, YOUNG MONK,

39. UNTIL YOU LEARN TO GET ALONG WITH ANIMALS QUIETLY.

40. DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOYS AND GIRLS!

41. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A MAGNITUDE 8.0 SHEN GONG WU ALERT!

42. THE FOUNTAIN OF HUI HAS JUST REVEALED ITSELF.

43. WHEN ACTIVATED, IT PROVIDES UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE.

44. SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY HANDY WU IF YOU'RE DOING A CROSSWORD PUZZLE.

45. I'M AFRAID BY ITSELF, IT CAN ONLY PROVIDE RANDOM INFORMATION,

46. BUT WHEN COMBINED WITH ITS SISTER SHEN GONG WU

47. THE EAGLE SCOPE,

48. THE TWO CAN BE USED TO UNLOCK

49. THE GREATEST SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.

50. YOU MEAN LIKE WHY BABOONS

51. HAVE SUCH COLORFUL BUTTOCKS?

52. YES, AND EVEN GREATER SECRETS.

53. ALL ABOARD... THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND RIDING A VERY LAZY ANIMAL.

54. IT APPEARS JACK SPICER HAS CHOSEN NOT TO SHOW UP

55. AT A BATTLE HE WILL MOST CERTAINLY LOSE.

56. WRONG AGAIN. I SHOW UP

57. AT ALL THE BATTLES THAT I'M CERTAIN TO LOSE.

58. DO YOU EVEN THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK?

59. SO WHERE ARE YOUR ROBOTS? DID YOU PROGRAM THEM TO RUN AWAY? HA HA!

60. LOOK AGAIN AND WEEP, BABY.

61. THEY HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.

62. JUNK-BOTS, ATTACK!

63. LOOKS LIKE EVIL DOESN'T PAY AS WELL AS IT USED TO.

64. DON'T KNOW WHETHER WE SHOULD FIGHT 'EM

65. OR HAVE OURSELVES A GARAGE SALE.

66. WHAT IN TARNATION?

67. DRAGON EXCUMAI FORMATION!

68. THE FOUNTAIN OF HUI! HA HA!

69. YOU FOOL! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

70. I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A LONGER EXTENSION CORD?

71. HOO! YEAH!

72. HEY! WHOO!

73. GIVIN' EVIL A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED BUTT KICKIN'

74. IS BECOMING MY FAVORITE SPORT.

75. THE YOUNG MONKS HAVE GROWN QUITE STRONG IN A SHORT TIME.

76. PERHAPS IT IS TIME THEY ARE GIVEN A TASTE OF TRUE EVIL.

77. CHASE YOUNG! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!

78. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

79. HOW ABOUT A SANDWICH? A CHURRO?

80. I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

81. LOOK! HE'S TOUCHING MY HAND!

82. DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT MONKEY STAFF?

83. YES. RIGHT HERE!

84. FOR MY PLAN TO WORK,

85. I MUST ALSO HAVE

86. THE TONGUE OF SAIPING!

87. I'M AFRAID THE MONKS HAVE THAT WU...

88. BUT I CAN GET IT FOR YOU.

89. GOOD.

90. WHY DO YOU NEED IT?

91. IF IT WAS IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO KNOW,

92. I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

93. SAY NO MORE. THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION.

94. OW!

95. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS.

96. BY THE TIME IT IS OVER,

97. YOU WILL LEAD YOUR OWN EVIL ARMY.

98. WOW! THAT IS SO COOL!

99. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN EVIL ARMY!

100. WE'LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY.

101. HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?

102. LOOK! JACK SPICER!

103. DOES HE REALLY THINK WE'D FALL

104. FOR THE TROJAN HORSE ROUTINE?

105. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

106. YAH!

107. HYAH!

108. I SMELL SOMETHING MOST ROTTEN IN DENVER.

109. THAT'S DENMARK, AND I DO, TOO.

110. PERHAPS WE SHOULD POST A GUARD TO WATCH OVER THE VAULT.

111. I'M SO BRILLIANT, I SOMETIMES SCARE EVEN ME.

112. AAH-AAH-AAH!

113. HAH HAH HOO! HAH HAH!

114. HMM.

115. HEY!

116. HUH?

117. HMM. I HAVE A MOST UNUSUAL SENSATION IN MY SPINE.

118. AAH! YAH!

119. UHH!

120. UHH!

121. EH?

122. HUH?

123. HA HA HA HA HA!

124. TONGUE OF SAIPING!

125. MONKEYS OF THE JUNGLE!

126. I SUMMON YOUR PRESENCE!

127. TODAY I ASSEMBLE THE GREATEST MONKEY ARMY OF ALL TIMES

128. IN THE NAME OF EVIL!

129. IT IS THE YEAR OF THE GREEN MONKEY.

130. MONKEY POWER IS STRONGEST NOW

131. AND THE MONKEY STAFF MOST DANGEROUS TO WHOEVER LOSES IT.

132. YOUR ORDERS ARE SIMPLE!

133. YOU WILL FOLLOW THE BIG MONKEY AND DO AS HE DOES!

134. THIS IS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

135. AAH! IF MOM COULD ONLY SEE ME NOW!

136. HMM. MM-HMM.

137. YEP. LOOKS LIKE AN INSIDE JOB TO ME.

138. I DON'T GET IT.

139. WHO WOULD GO THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE

140. JUST TO STEAL THE TONGUE OF SAIPING?

141. SOMEONE WHO HAS A PLAN FAR MORE EVIL

142. AND THE PATIENCE TO UNLEASH IT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT...

143. WHEN MONKEY POWER IS MOST POWERFUL.

144. WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR FAVORITE PRIMATE!

145. NOT ONLY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MONKEY...

146. HE SMELLS LIKE ONE, TOO.

147. CONSIDERING IT'S JACK SPICER,

148. ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT.

149. HEY, HEY! EASY ON THE DISSES.

150. I'M HERE TO TAKE OVER.

151. OH, YEAH? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?

152. I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK ME THAT.

153. ME AND MY ARMY OF MONKEYS!

154. TONGUE OF SAIPING!

155. MONKEYS, ATTACK!

156. HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!

157. ATTACK!

158. HYAH!

159. UHH! UHH! UHH!

160. UHH! HUH?

161. AAH!

162. HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!

163. ERRRRR... UHH!

164. OOH.

165. AAH!

166. UH-AH-AH-AH!

167. AH-AH-AH! OH-OH-OH!

168. UH-UH-UH-YAAH!

169. PBBBT!

170. I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MUCH BITIN' AND SCRATCHIN'

171. SINCE THE LAST THANKSGIVING.

172. THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!

173. UHH!

174. WE ARE TRAINED XIAOLIN WARRIORS,

175. AND THEY ARE MERE JUNGLE BEASTS!

176. REPULSE THE MONKEYS!

177. HUH?

178. AAH!

179. YAAH!

180. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WE WON!

181. HOO HOO HOO HOO!

182. I SOUND LIKE A MONKEY!

183. I THINK LIKE A MONKEY!

184. I LOOK LIKE A MONKEY!

185. I AM A MONKEY!

186. PBBBT!

187. MAYBE THE FOUNTAIN OF HUI

188. COULD SHOW US WHAT TO DO.

189. YOU HEARD MASTER FUNG.

190. WITHOUT THE SISTER WU, IT'S USELESS.

191. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE USELESS.

192. WE MUST TRY SOMETHING!

193. AAH!

194. FOUNTAIN OF HUI!

195. HUH?

196. AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

197. UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH!

198. STAND BACK! HE'S GONNA BLOW!

199. AAH! YOU OK THERE, PARDNER?

200. THE ATOMIC MASS OF HYDROGEN IS 1.007.

201. THE CHEETAH IS THE SWIFTEST LAND ANIMAL.

202. THE LONGEST TOENAIL IS 7-FEET, 3 INCHES.

203. EW! WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

204. AN 11-LETTER NOUN FROM THE ROOT WORD "TO INFORM."

205. IT LOOKS LIKE OMI HAS BLOWN A GASKET.

206. A RING STRIP OR SHEET OF RUBBER

207. OR METAL PACKED AROUND A PISTON OR PIPE JOINT.

208. LUMINATRAMICROSCOPIC- SILICONVOLCANOCONEOSIS

209. HAS EXCEEDED ELECTROPHOTOMICROGRAVITY

210. AS THE LONGEST WORD IN THE DICTIONARY.

211. A LOT OF INFO, BUT ALL USELESS.

212. THAT TOENAIL TIDBIT WAS KIND OF INTERESTING.

213. YOUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION IS BRILLIANT,

214. ESPECIALLY THE PART OF TURNING JACK INTO A MONKEY.

215. ANYWAY, IT'S NECESSARY FOR ME

216. TO KEEP THE MONKS OCCUPIED.

217. THE EAGLE SCOPE CANNOT FALL INTO THEIR HANDS.

218. NO! NEVER!

219. WHY NOT?

220. WITH BOTH SHEN GONG WU,

221. THEY WILL LEARN THE SECRET TO RID THE WORLD OF EVIL...

222. FOREVER.

223. THE SPEED OF LIGHT— 186,000 MILES PER SECOND

224. FROM HERE TO THE MOON WHEN THE MOON IS IN PARITY,

225. WHICH MEANS IT'S CLOSER IN IT'S OWN ORBIT...

226. FEELING ANY BETTER, OMI?

227. OH! I STILL HAVE A SPLITTING SORENESS BETWEEN MY EARS!

228. DID YOU KNOW THE LONGEST EAR

229. IS 51/2 INCHES? OW!

230. MAYBE WE CAN USE OUR SHEN GONG WU,

231. TO GET PAST THE MONKEYS.

232. OUR BEST WU IS ALL CORRALLED UP IN THE VAULT.

233. WE'LL NEVER GET TO IT.

234. HMM. LOOKS TO ME LIKE JACK'S LOST ALL INTEREST IN WU.

235. DO YOU THINK HE EVEN REMEMBERS HE'S A HUMAN?

236. I KNOW I DON'T.

237. AAH! I GOT A MONKEY ON MY BACK!

238. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET THE MONKEY OFF MY BACK!

239. CHILL, LITTLE GREEN DUDE.

240. IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.

241. NO! A NEW WU IS ABOUT TO REVEAL ITSELF!

242. OOH. ALONG WITH MY LUNCH.

243. EAGLE SCOPE!

244. WHEN COMBINED WITH ITS SISTER WU, THE FOUNTAIN OF HUI,

245. IT CAN UNLOCK ANY SECRET...

246. WELL, THE KID'S STILL BL-BL-BL-BL-BL.

247. INCLUDING HOW TO RID THE WORLD OF EVIL!

248. NOW I UNDERSTAND!

249. JACK IS A MERE PUPPY!

250. PUPPET, I'M GUESSING.

251. CHASE YOUNG IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THIS!

252. HE MUST MAKE CERTAIN THAT HE GETS TO THE EVIL SCOPE FIRST!

253. WAY TO USE THE OLD MELON, OMI!

254. HOW CAN WE STOP HIM?

255. AS LONG AS MONKEY JACK IS OUT THERE,

256. WE'RE GOING NOWHERE!

257. TO BEAT THE MONKEY,

258. ONE MUST THINK LIKE A MONKEY.

259. HUH?

260. MONKEY JACK, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

261. I WAGER THE MANTIS FLIP COIN AGAINST YOUR MONKEY STAFF!

262. THAT WAS MOST UNNECESSARY.

263. THE GAME IS THE BATTLE OF THE MONKEY BARS.

264. THE FIRST TO FALL INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT LOSES!

265. LET'S GO!

266. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

267. OMI TOKAI!

268. PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED, MONKEY BOY!

269. OW!

270. I HAVE BEEN BITTEN BY JACK SPICER!

271. WHOA! MONKEY JACK SURE IS HUNGRY!

272. UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH! UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH!

273. YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

274. UHH!

275. UHH!

276. I MUST ADMIT,

277. MONKEY JACK IS A MUCH MORE WORTHY OPPONENT

278. THAN REGULAR JACK.

279. HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!

280. HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!

281. MANTIS FLIP COIN!

282. JUST GIVE HIM SOME 10-BUCK RUNNIN' ACTION, ALL RIGHT, OMI?

283. UHHHH-UHH!

284. BANANA, PLEASE.

285. DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON WINNING FIRST?

286. OH, MONKEY BOY, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!

287. I THINK THAT MOVE WOULD HAVE WORKED ON JACK

288. EVEN IF HE WASN'T A MONKEY.

289. YOU SURE MADE A MONKEY OUT OF THAT BIG APE! WITH THE BEST OF THEM!

290. WE HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR MUCH-DESERVED PRAISES.

291. WE MUST GET TO THE EAGLE SCOPE!

292. HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

293. WHERE AM I?

294. WHO AM I?

295. WHY DO I SMELL LIKE... EW!

296. AAAAAAAH!

297. DOJO, WHERE IS IT?

298. IT'S RIGHT... NOT HERE.

299. WE'RE TOO LATE.

300. WE BLEW OUR CHANCE TO RID THE WORLD OF EVIL!

301. WE MAY HAVE LOST THE BATTLE,

302. BUT I HAVE A FEELING THE WAR HAS ONLY BEGUN.

303. THE FOOLS! HA HA HA! NOW THAT WE HAVE THE EAGLE SCOPE,

304. THEY HAVE LOST ANY CHANCE TO DEFEAT US.

305. BUT GAINED EVERY CHANCE TO JOIN US.

306. JOIN US? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

307. HEH HEH HEH! NO, NO, NO!

308. I MEAN, THAT'S BRILLIANT!

309. I SPEAK OF ONE MONK IN PARTICULAR.

310. AS A CHAPTER OF HIS LIFE CLOSES,

311. A NEW ONE SHALL SOON OPEN.

312. WHO? WHICH ONE?

313. THE CHOSEN ONE.

314. THE ONE WHO I PLAN TO LET RULE BY MY SIDE

315. FOR ETERNITY.

316. THE MONKEY STAFF IS MOST RELAXING.

317. I DO NOT KNOW HOW I EVER MANAGED

318. WITHOUT A TAIL BEFORE.

319. OOH OOH! AAA AAA!

320. WHEN YOU'RE DONE, MIND IF I GIVE IT A TRY?

321. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A TAIL.

322. YOU AND ME BOTH, PARTNER.

323. I GUESS IT MUST BE A BOY THING.

324. NOW, IF YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AWAY,

325. I FEEL AN URGE TO SCRATCH IN A PLACE

326. WHERE I HAVE NEVER SCRATCHED BEFORE.

327. OOH...