Xiaolin Showdown 2x18

Directed by Mike Milo

Upon seeing the rare Heylin comet circling the Earth, Master Fung orders the Warriors to not use any Shen-Gong-Wu for three days. The comet makes the Wu have a mind of their own if used by anyone. Wuya sees this as an opportunity to tempt the Warriors to use the Wu. After using the Golden Tiger Claws and Sword of the Storm to save his hometown from a volcano eruption caused by Jack and Wuya, Raimundo literally becomes attached to the Claws. The Shen-Gong-Wu begin to have a mind of their own and attach to Raimundo, making him 'monster-like'. Once Raimundo loses all his self control, Wuya plans to take over his body and finally carry out her plans to rule the world.

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

2. AAH! AAH! AAH!

3. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

4. I BELIEVE WE HAVE CHOSEN THE PERFECT SPOT

5. FOR OUR NEW MEDITATION GARDEN.

6. I KNOW A MUCH FASTER WAY TO DIG A TRENCH.

7. OMI, GIVE ME THE ORB.

8. I DO NOT THINK THAT IS WISE, RAIMUNDO.

9. THE ORB OF TORNAMI TAKES MUCH DISCIPLINE TO MASTER.

10. YEAH, YEAH. MY MIDDLE NAME IS DISCIPLINE.

11. ORB OF TORNAMI!

12. WHOOOOOOOOOA...

13. AAH! AAH!

14. SORRY, BUT I THINK THE ORB IS DEFECTIVE.

15. I'M PRETTY SURE SOMETHING IS DEFECTIVE,

16. AND IT'S NOT THE ORB!

17. AND I AM HAVING MOST SERIOUS DOUBTS

18. THAT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS "DISCIPLINE"!

19. HEY, KIDS,

20. CHECK OUT THE COOL LIGHT SHOW IN THE SKY.

21. IT'S JUST A COMET.

22. BE WARY OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS, RAIMUNDO.

23. FALCON'S EYE.

24. AS I FEARED...

25. IT THE RARE AND EVIL HAILIN COMET.

26. UNTIL IT PASSES IN 3 DAYS,

27. YOU MUST NOT USE ANY SHEN GONG WU,

28. FOR THIS IS A TIME OF GREAT DANGER.

29. THE ONLY GREAT DANGER I SENSE IS THE ONE

30. WHERE WE HAVE TO DO OUR CHORES

31. WITHOUT ANY WU.

32. THE XIAOLIN WARRIORS WILL BE TEMPTED

33. TO USE THEIR SHEN GONG WU.

34. IF THEY DO, THE CONSEQUENCES

35. COULD BE MOST EVIL!

36. BUT WE CAN USE OURS, RIGHT?

37. NO, YOU FOOL!

38. YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THEM!

39. EVEN THE MONKEY STAFF?

40. ESPECIALLY THE MONKEY STAFF!

41. BEING EVIL IS ALL SO COMPLICATED.

42. THE SHEN GONG WU WILL HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN

43. DURING THIS PERIOD.

44. AAH!

45. WE MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE

46. OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP EVIL ALONG.

47. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

48. REMEMBER, NO SHEN GONG WU FOR 3 DAYS.

49. I KNOW I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE

50. WHEN I SAY YOU HAVE MY WORD.

51. IN FACT, THERE CAN BE NO GREATER TEST

52. OF OUR SELF-DISCIPLINE.

53. WITH WILLPOWER AND OUR BARE HANDS,

54. WE CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!

55. I AM PLEASED YOU FEEL THAT WAY,

56. FOR OUR NATURAL GARDEN WOULD BE EVEN MORE NATURAL

57. IF THE ROCKS AND STREAM WERE OVER THERE.

58. AWW... AWW... AWW...

59. IT IS TIME TO TEST THE WILLPOWER

60. OF THE XIAOLIN MONKS

61. AND PUT MY EVIL PLAN INTO ACTION.

62. JACK, FIRE THE LASER.

63. JACK!

64. AAH!

65. WUYA, WITH YOU IT'S HARD TO TELL

66. IF I'M COMING OUT OF A NIGHTMARE

67. OR GOING INTO ONE!

68. JUST SHUT UP AND FIRE THE LASER!

69. UHH. I'D LIKE TO MEET THE DUDE

70. WHO SAID HARD WORK WAS GOOD FOR YOU.

71. I'D POP HIM IN THE NOSE.

72. THAT IS, IF I COULD RAISE MY ARMS.

73. VOLCANO IN BRAZIL!

74. THAT'S TUBEREJO, MY HOMETOWN!

75. COME ON, CLAY, WAKE UP!

76. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

77. UHH... CLAY!

78. TATERS...

79. KIMIKO, WAKE UP!

80. OMI?

81. AH, MONKEY STRIKE.

82. OOH...

83. SORRY, GUYS,

84. BUT THERE'S SOMETHIN' I GOTTA DO.

85. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

86. AAH! AAH! AAH!

87. SWORD OF THE STORM!

88. CYCLONE WIND!

89. THAT'S WEIRD.

90. UNH! UNH! UHH!

91. UHH! AAA! UNH!

92. UHH! UHH! UNH!

93. MAYBE WE CAN TALK THIS OVER.

94. AAA! AAA! WHOA!

95. AAH! UNH!

96. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

97. HELP! HELP!

98. RAIMUNDO...

99. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY?

100. LOOK, GUYS, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

101. THERE WAS THIS FREAK VOLCANO

102. NEAR MY HOMETOWN.

103. I TRIED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU WERE ALL ASLEEP,

104. AND I KINDA USED SOME WU TO SAVE EVERYONE.

105. AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BIG FESTIVAL,

106. AND EVERYONE TOOK TURNS CARRYING ME AROUND,

107. UH, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

108. THERE JUST HAPPENED TO BE A VOLCANO

109. NEAR YOUR HOMETOWN,

110. WHERE THERE JUST HAPPENED TO BE A FESTIVAL?

111. DO WE LOOK LIKE WE WERE BORN NEXT WEEK?

112. BUT IT'S TRUE!

113. AND THEN THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS

114. WOULDN'T COME OFF.

115. I COULDN'T CONTROL IT.

116. WELL, I BELIEVE HIM.

117. AT LEAST THE "I COULD NOT CONTROL IT" PART.

118. MAYBE WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GIVE YOU A HAND

119. GETTIN' THAT WU OFF YOUR HAND.

120. UHH!

121. WHOA!

122. HEY, OVER THERE!

123. UNH! OOH!

124. AAH! AAH!

125. AAH! AAH!

126. WHOA!

127. AAH! UNH!

128. I CAN'T HELP IT!

129. THIS WU HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!

130. WE MUST KEEP A CAREFUL WATCH

131. ON OUR REBELLIOUS MONK,

132. AS HIS SELF-CONTROL

133. IS NO LONGER IN CONTROL.

134. UH, WHEN WAS IT EVER IN CONTROL?

135. WE MUST NOT ALLOW HIM NEAR ANY MORE SHEN GONG WU

136. UNTIL THE COMET HAS PASSED.

137. HUH! WHAT? HUH?

138. I WAS JUST MAKING SURE YOU WERE ASLEEP.

139. WELL, CAN YOU DO IT WITHOUT WAKING ME

140. EVERY FEW SECONDS?

141. THEN HOW WILL I KNOW?

142. UNH! HUH?

143. HUH?

144. WHERE AM I?

145. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

146. OH, NO. NOT AGAIN!

147. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

148. UNH! UHH!

149. UNH! OH! OH! UHH!

150. OH! UHH!

151. UHH! UHH! UNH! UNH!

152. Raimundo, shouting: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

153. UHHHHHH.

154. HELP! I'M BEING WU-NAPPED!

155. I WARN YOU, SHEN GONG WU,

156. YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR A XIAOLIN WAR—

157. AAH! UNH!

158. AAH! AAH!

159. AMAZING.

160. YEAH, AND TOTALLY CREEPY.

161. NO! I'M AMAZED IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FOOLS

162. WHO USED SHEN GONG WU INSTEAD OF MY FOOL.

163. EASY, CIRCUS FACE!

164. ONCE ENOUGH WU ATTACH TO RAIMUNDO,

165. HE WILL LOSE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS WILLPOWER.

166. HE WILL CEASE TO EXIST.

167. SO?

168. THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO POSSESS

169. HIS SHEN GONG WU BODY!

170. AT LAST I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL FORCE

171. IN THE WORLD!

172. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

173. POOR RAI.

174. WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM...

175. JUST SO I CAN GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND!

176. WE MUST NOT BE TOO HARD ON RAIMUNDO.

177. IT IS THE SHEN GONG WU THAT IS CONTROLLING HIM.

178. YES, BUT IF HE HAD NOT USED THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS IN THE FIRST PLACE,

179. WE WOULD NOT BE DOWN A LAKE WITH NO PADDLES!

180. HEY, KIDS, SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

181. I DID A LITTLE RECON OVER BRAZIL,

182. AND IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS A LAVA FLOW.

183. IF IT WASN'T FOR A CERTAIN HERO WE ALL KNOW,

184. ONE VILLAGE WOULD BE TOAST.

185. SO RAIMUNDO WAS TELLING THE TRUTH?

186. THAT'S A FIRST!

187. I SHOULD HAVE BELIEVED HIM.

188. WE ALL SHOULD HAVE, PARTNER.

189. YES, BUT I HAD THE WATCH WHEN HE WANDERED OFF.

190. HE NEEDED A TRUE FRIEND,

191. BUT ALL HE HAD WAS ME.

192. HUH?

193. RAIMUNDO, WE HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

194. GO AHEAD, JACK.

195. WE'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE RAIMUNDO

196. THE GLOVE OF JISAKU?

197. NO FIGHT? NO DEPOSIT? NOTHING?

198. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

199. DO IT. I DON'T GET IT.

200. SUPER-EVIL BOY GENIUS, HUH?

201. WHO ELSE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO CHEAT

202. ON AN I.Q. TEST?

203. NO, I CAN'T!

204. Wu: YES, YOU CAN!

205. NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

206. OW! OW! OH!

207. SEE? RAIMUNDO'S WILLPOWER IS ALREADY GROWING WEAK.

208. WHOA! UNH!

209. NOOOOO!

210. RAI, WAIT!

211. YOU CAN'T GO WITH THEM!

212. IT'S FIGHTING TIME, RIGHT?

213. SIT STILL, SILLY BOY.

214. RAIMUNDO, WE ARE ALL VERY SORRY

215. ABOUT THE THINGS WE SAID.

216. YEAH. AND WE'RE SORRY ABOUT NOT BELIEVING

217. HOW YOU SAVED YOUR HOMETOWN, BUDDY.

218. PLEASE COME BACK TO THE TEMPLE

219. SO WE CAN HAVE YOU...

220. DE-WUed.

221. I... AM... TRYING!

222. RRRRRR—AARRRRRR!

223. RAIMUNDO, YOU MAY LOOK STRANGE ON THE OUTSIDE,

224. BUT I KNOW INSIDE YOU ARE STILL

225. A XIAOLIN WARRIOR.

226. THANKS, HOMEY. UHH.

227. WAY TO GO.

228. YOU LOST THE GLOVE OF JISAKU.

229. I KNEW IT. THE PLAN WAS STUPID,

230. HAD NO CHANCE, AND—

231. IT WENT EXACTLY AS INTENDED.

232. OH.

233. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

234. RAIMUNDO,

235. YOU ARE LOOKING MUCH BETTER.

236. YOUR INNER WARRIOR HAS REGAINED

237. MUCH SELF-CONTROL OVER THE SHEN GONG WU.

238. Wu: LICK MY FEET, CUE BALL!

239. NO, DON'T LISTEN TO ME!

240. SHUT UP!

241. YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF APES!

242. UH, CAN WE BE PERFECTLY FRANKENSTEIN WITH YOU?

243. YEAH, RAI DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

244. HE LOOKS... PATCHED TOGETHER.

245. NOT TO MENTION HUGE, FREAKISH, AND SCARY.

246. REMEMBER, UGLY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP.

247. DOJO IS A HIDEOUS FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON,

248. BUT LOOK PAST THAT.

249. OUCH.

250. INNOCENT DRAGON CAUGHT IN THE DIS FEST.

251. WE'D BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

252. AT A SAFE DISTANCE.

253. NOT TO WORRY.

254. I HID ALL OUR SHEN GONG WU.

255. HE WOULD HAVE NO WAY TO FIND THEM,

256. EVEN IF HE TRIED.

257. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

258. OH, NO, IT'S THE GLOVE OF JISAKU!

259. IT IS ATTRACTING ALL THE WU I HID.

260. AAH! UHH!

261. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

262. WHILE THERE'S SOMETHING OF RAI LEFT TO SAVE.

263. RAIMUNDO, WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

264. UHH!

265. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

266. YOU ARE GOIN' NOWHERE, PARTNER.

267. NOT WITHOUT GOIN' THROUGH US FIRST.

268. RRRRRRR...

269. AAH! AAH! AAH!

270. UH, PERHAPS THAT WAS NOT THE BEST CHOICE OF WORDS.

271. IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL I POSSESS HIS BODY

272. ALL TO MYSELF.

273. SOON I WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL CREATURE ON EARTH.

274. BUT I GET TO KEEP THE MONKEY STAFF?

275. I'LL PUT THIS SO EVEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

276. YOU CAN BE MY FIRST LOYAL SUBJECT

277. OR THE FIRST BOY GENIUS I DESTROY!

278. I CHOOSE... LOYAL SUBJECT?

279. Master Fung: THE HAILIN COMET HAS AT LAST PASSED.

280. IT IS NOW SAFE TO USE THE SHEN GONG WU

281. TO RESCUE RAIMUNDO.

282. YEAH, WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

283. BUT HOW CAN WE STOP HIM?

284. HE BEAT US BEFORE,

285. AND HE'S ONLY GOTTEN STRONGER

286. AND GROSSER.

287. REMEMBER, IT WILL BE 4 AGAINST ONE.

288. WAIT A MINUTE, 4?

289. I STILL BELIEVE RAIMUNDO WILL BE FIGHTING WITH US

290. FROM THE INSIDE.

291. THE TIME HAS COME.

292. HIS BODY HAS LOST ALL OF ITS SELF-WILL.

293. SAY GOOD-BYE TO RAIMUNDO

294. AND HELLO TO YOUR EMPRESS OF EVIL. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

295. UM, ONCE YOU BECOME RAIMUNDO,

296. ARE YOU A HE OR A SHE?

297. UHH!

298. I JUST WANT TO GET MY PRONOUNS STRAIGHT.

299. NOT SO FAST!

300. JACK, STOP THEM!

301. MY JACKBOTS ARE IN THE SHOP FOR A TUNE-UP.

302. OH, YOU WIMP!

303. FINE, I'LL HANDLE THIS MYSELF!

304. I'M AFRAID YOU ARE TOO LATE.

305. WUYA?

306. IN THE WU.

307. WUYA, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A 4-WAY

308. ALL OR NOTHING COSMIC CLASH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN

309. FOR RAIMUNDO!

310. UM, IS THAT POSSIBLE?

311. HMM. ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL RULE BOOK,

312. YOU CAN BE PLAYED FOR IF YOU'RE OVER 1/2 WU

313. AND LOOK KIND OF FREAKISH.

314. IT'S ON PAGE 121.

315. RRRRRRR!

316. WE WAGER THE TANGLE WEB COMB,

317. LOTUS TWISTER, AND FIST OF TEBIGONG

318. AGAINST YOUR HELMET OF JONG,

319. THIRD ARM SASH, AND MANTIS FLIP COIN.

320. AGREED.

321. THE GAME IS STEAL THE WU.

322. WHOEVER KNOCKS ALL THE WU FROM THE OTHER FIRST

323. WINS.

324. LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

325. OH, MY HOUSE!

326. DOJO WILL BE THE KEEPER OF THE SHEN GONG WU

327. UNTIL ALL IS DONE.

328. REALLY?

329. I'VE NEVER BEEN PART OF A SHOWDOWN BEFORE.

330. JUST FIND A PLACE

331. WHERE YOU WON'T GET IN THE WAY, PARTNER.

332. I PICK HAWAII.

333. SWEET!

334. GONG YI TAN PAI!

335. FIST OF TEBIGONG!

336. THIRD ARM SASH!

337. WHOA!

338. WAY TO GO, WUYA!

339. WU! WU! WU! WU!

340. TANGLE WEB COMB!

341. Wu: MANTIS FLIP COIN!

342. OUCH.

343. AAH!

344. AND NOW I HAVE 2.

345. YES! LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL OVER.

346. SO MUCH EVIL, AND AN ETERNITY TO ENJOY IT.

347. LOTUS TWISTER!

348. THIRD ARM SASH!

349. HYAH!

350. MANTIS FLIP COIN!

351. CAREFUL, OMI.

352. WE'RE PLUM DOWN TO OUR LAST WU.

353. SHE CAN SEE OUR EVERY MOVE.

354. WE MUST CONFUSE HER.

355. UNH! UHH!

356. HYAH! UHH!

357. LOTUS TWISTER!

358. AAH!

359. INCOMING!

360. SHROUD OF SHADOWS!

361. HEY, THAT'S CHEATING!

362. THAT WASN'T ONE OF THE SHEN GONG WU WAGERED!

363. YOU'RE FIGHTING EVIL.

364. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

365. HOW DO WE FIGHT AN ENEMY WE CAN'T SEE?

366. BY RELYING ON A FRIEND WHO WE CAN'T SEE,

367. BUT I AM SURE IS STILL THERE.

368. DRAGON EXCUMAI FORMATION!

369. DRAGON... EXCUMAI FORMATION.

370. HE HEARD US!

371. REMEMBER, RAIMUNDO,

372. A WARRIOR'S REAL POWER IS HIS INNER POWER.

373. RRRRRRR... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

374. HYAH!

375. AAH!

376. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

377. SORRY WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.

378. YOU SURE HAD US WORRIED FOR A SPELL.

379. HEY, USUALLY I'M THE ONE WHO MESSES UP

380. A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

381. LOOKS LIKE THE SHOE IS ON A DIFFERENT FOOT...

382. IF YOU HAD A FOOT. HEH HEH.

383. RRRRRR!

384. AAAAAAAH!

385. IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE, RAI,

386. AND I MEAN ONLY ONE PIECE.

387. I'M JUST GLAD TO HAVE WUYA OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

388. UH, SO TO SPEAK. YECH!

389. I SEE RAIMUNDO HAS ACCEPTED YOUR APOLOGIES

390. FOR NOT BELIEVING HIM.

391. NICE FORM!

392. RAIMUNDO, I PROMISE FROM NOW ON,

393. WHENEVER YOU HUMILIATE YOURSELF

394. IN FAILURE,

395. I WILL BELIEVE YOU.

396. OH, THANKS, DUDE.

397. NO MATTER HOW RIDICULOUS

398. OR UNBELIEVABLE YOUR EXCUSE.

399. PPPBBBFFFTTT!