Xiaolin Showdown 2x14

Directed by Stephen Sandoval • Matt Danner

Every thousand years, the Shen-Gong-Wu form Mala Mala Jong on their own. Mala Mala Jong's new quest is to use the Ring of Nine Dragons to form into the Fearsome Four. Now, he travels to find the Emperor Scorpion in order to control all the Shen-Gong-Wu. Will the Warriors be able to defeat Jong once more?

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. AAAAH!

3. AAAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. AAH! AAH! AAH!

6. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

7. DOJO, WHAT'S THE MATTER.

8. EITHER I GOT A HOLD OF SOME BAD SUSHI,

9. OR SOMETHING'S HAPPENING WITH THE SHEN GONG WU.

10. THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, EVEN FOR WU.

11. AAH!

12. HOLD ON, PARTNER.

13. I GOT YA!

14. AND I GOT YOU, BIG GUY!

15. WHOA!

16. YA!

17. ANYBODY ELSE FEEL A BREEZE?

18. OHH! OHH!

19. OOH, BAD IDEA.

20. VERY, VERY BAD!

21. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

22. OOF! OOF! OOF!

23. DOJO, DUDE, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T JUST FLY?

24. GOOD IDEA... JUST A LITTLE LATE!

25. BETTER LOOK OUT FOR MY MAD HOOK SHOT.

26. I'VE SEEN YOU SHOOT.

27. YOU'RE AS LAME AS ME.

28. HUH? MMM.

29. HA HA HA HA! HEH HEH HEH!

30. HA HA!

31. FOUL!

32. I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM!

33. DID, TOO! DID NOT!

34. STOP!

35. HUH?

36. THE RING OF 9 DRAGONS IS FOR CREATING EVIL,

37. NOT FOR COPYING YOURSELF FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT,

38. OR PICKING YOUR TEETH.

39. BESIDES, ONE OF YOU IS ABOUT ALL I CAN STAND.

40. HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE WU?

41. IT APPEARS THE TIME WE'VE LONG AWAITED

42. HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.

43. AH HA HA HA!

44. THE PLANETS HAVE ALIGNED THEMSELVES

45. AS THEY DO ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS.

46. "ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS."

47. THAT COULD ONLY MEAN BAD NEWS.

48. THE SHEN GONG WU WILL ACT ON THEIR OWN.

49. THEY WILL TRAVEL THE EARTH

50. UNTIL THEY FIND EACH OTHER.

51. ONCE THEY HAVE,

52. THEY WILL FORM MALA MALA JONG.

53. I KNEW IT— BAD NEWS.

54. HA! I AM NOT AFRAID.

55. I DEFEATED MALA MALA JONG BEFORE.

56. THIS TIME, MALA MALA JONG WILL BE FAR MORE POWERFUL.

57. IT WILL BE MADE OF MANY MORE SHEN GONG WU

58. AND WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT HAS FOUND THEM ALL

59. AND REALIZED ITS DESTINY

60. TO BECOME THE FEARSOME FOUR.

61. MALA MALA MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO FORM.

62. YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER BY LEARNING TO WISELY USE

63. YOUR INDIVIDUAL ELEMENTS.

64. I PROMISE YOU, WE WILL DEFEAT THIS EVIL TOGETHER,

65. EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF.

66. HA!

67. WHAA!

68. THIS PLACE IS CREEPIER

69. THAN AUNTIE MAY GIVIN' HERSELF A SPONGE BATH.

70. EW!

71. I SAY WE SPREAD OUT.

72. WE WILL COVER MORE DIRT.

73. EH! UGH!

74. FIRST TO FIND ANYTHING

75. WILL CALL OUT FOR THE OTHERS.

76. DOJO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

77. I DON'T KNOW.

78. I'M STILL THINKIN' ABOUT AUNTIE MAY'S SPONGE BATH.

79. THE SHEN GONG WU!

80. NOT SO FAST, BALDY.

81. FIRST YOU'LL HAVE TO GET BY JACK SPICER,

82. EVIL BOY GENIUS.

83. OHH! THIS IS MOST RIDICULOUS.

84. I DON'T NEED HELP TO DEFEAT JACK SPICER.

85. JACK SPICER!

86. I ORDER TO TO DECEASE AND DESIST AT ONCE!

87. THE RING OF 9 DRAGONS!

88. YOU HAVE ONLY WEAKENED YOURSELF

89. BY DIVIDING INTO SO MANY JACKS,

90. AND YOU HAD LITTLE UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO BEGIN WITH.

91. JACKS, ATTACK!

92. HYAH! HA!

93. YOW!

94. AAH!

95. AAH! AAH!

96. OH! OH! AAH!

97. HA HA HA HA!

98. HUH?

99. HA HA HA HA!

100. HA HA HA HA!

101. HYAH!

102. HA!

103. OOF!

104. OOF! OOF!

105. I WAS JUST GETTING HEATED UP.

106. HEE-HAW!

107. AAH! UNH!

108. AH! EXCELLENT WORK, JACK!

109. YOUR ACT OF STUPIDITY GAVE MALA MALA JONG TIME TO FORM.

110. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A TEAM PLAYER.

111. STEP ONE IS COMPLETE.

112. NOW WE MUST BE PATIENT

113. AND WAIT TO MAKE OUR NEXT MOVE

114. WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.

115. I SAY THE TIME IS NOW!

116. MALA MALA, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME ON MY QUEST

117. OF WORLD DOMINATION?

118. I MAY EVEN THROW IN TEAM JACKETS!

119. OHH...

120. RRRRR!

121. AAH!

122. OHH. OHH.

123. SOME DAYS, IT'S HARDLY WORTH BEING EVIL.

124. OMI, WHAT HAPPENED?

125. I AM AFRAID, UH...

126. MALA MALA JONG HAS COME TO LIFE.

127. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT HERE TOO LATE.

128. OH, MAN, I FEEL MORE EMBARRASSED

129. THAN A MULE AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY.

130. ACCORDING TO THE SCROLL, THE RISE OF MALA MALA JONG

131. WILL ALLOW A NEW SHEN GONG WU TO BE REVEALED.

132. IT IS CALLED THE EMPEROR SCORPION.

133. WHOEVER POSSESSES IT WILL HAVE CONTROL

134. OVER ALL SHEN GONG WU.

135. IF WE CAN FIND IT,

136. WE CAN USE IT TO BREAK MALA MALA JONG APART

137. BEFORE IT TURNS INTO THE FEARSOME FOUR.

138. EXCELLENT. GREAT ENDING AND NOT TOO LONG.

139. DRAGGED A LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE THOUGH.

140. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, RAIMUNDO.

141. HERE COMES THE BAD PART.

142. IF THE EMPEROR SCORPION FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS,

143. THE FEARSOME FOUR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

144. THIS WILL BE OUR ONLY CHANCE

145. TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION.

146. WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BAD PART?

147. HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA FIND MALA MALA JONG NOW?

148. RELAX! EVERYTHING IS GOING AS PLANNED.

149. WIPE YOUR NOSE.

150. HEY, I'M THE EVIL BOY GENIUS.

151. HOW COME I'M THE LAST TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

152. I PREFER TO KEEP THINGS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.

153. BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

154. YES. IT'S THE ONE THING YOU DO WELL.

155. THE RING OF 9 DRAGONS.

156. AAH!

157. MALA MALA, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

158. I SEE YOU'VE RECONSIDERED MY GENEROUS OFFER.

159. FIRST, WE HAVE TO WORK ON YOUR EVIL LAUGH.

160. TRY THIS.

161. HA HA HA HA HA!

162. OK, MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE ADVANCED.

163. HOW ABOUT WE START WITH AN EVIL SNEER?

164. HA HA HA HA!

165. RRR!

166. RARR!

167. WELL, YOU DEFINITELY HAVE THE EVIL ROAR DOWN.

168. RARR!

169. RRRR!

170. AAH!

171. AAH!

172. WHAT'S HE WANT?

173. HE'S LOOKING FOR A CERTAIN SHEN GONG WU.

174. BUT HE'S GOT MOST OF THEM,

175. EXCEPT FOR THE RING OF 9 DRAGONS,

176. WHICH I HAVE IN MY POCKET.

177. RARR!

178. AAH! WHAT'D I SAY?

179. UNH! AH!

180. AAH!

181. HEY, HEY! BOUNDARIES!

182. AAH!

183. AH HA... AAH!

184. YES! STEP TWO IS NOW COMPLETE.

185. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

186. THE EMPEROR SCORPION SHEN GONG WU

187. HAS JUST REVEALED ITSELF.

188. WHAT?

189. ONCE WE POSSESS IT,

190. WE WILL BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE FEARSOME FOUR.

191. THE WHO?

192. THEN TOGETHER, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!

193. OK, I GOT THAT PART.

194. LET'S DO IT.

195. UNH... UGH!

196. YII!

197. UNH!

198. COME ON, KIDS. WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE.

199. SO WHERE IS THE EMPEROR SCORPION?

200. THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

201. DRESS LIGHT.

202. IT'S ALWAYS SUMMER DOWN THERE.

203. AND BRING ICE.

204. TUNNEL ARMADILLO!

205. OOH! IF I WERE A SHEN GONG WU,

206. WHERE WOULD I HANG MY HAT?

207. ON A SMALL MOUND OF HARDENED LAVA.

208. WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

209. RARR!

210. OH, NO! WE'RE TOO LATE!

211. IT'S THE FEARSOME FOUR!

212. ACCORDING TO THE ANCIENT SCROLL,

213. THE FEARSOME FOUR'S APPEARANCE MARKS

214. THE END OF THE WORLD!

215. HELLO, XIAOLIN LOSERS!

216. READY TO ADMIT DEFEAT?

217. NEVER! I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND THE FEARSOME FOUR!

218. "I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND THE FEARSOME FOUR."

219. DUDE, GET OVER YOURSELF!

220. SO, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO TAKE?

221. I WILL TAKE THEM ALL!

222. HA! LOKI STRIKE!

223. RARR!

224. HAA!

225. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

226. HAAA!

227. HA! HA! HYAH! HYAH! HA! HA!

228. I CAN'T TELL. IS HE WINNING?

229. HUH!

230. I'M GUESSING NO.

231. I SAY IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME MALA MALA BUTT!

232. RAAAH!

233. HA!

234. AAH!

235. OOH!

236. OHH! OOF!

237. HAAA!

238. HAA!

239. HYAH!

240. I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR FUN,

241. BUT GUESS WHO GETS TO RULE THE WORLD.

242. YES! AT LAST, THE FINAL STEP TOWARDS WORLD DOMINATION

243. IS COMPLETE!

244. EMPEROR SCORPION!

245. FEARSOME FOUR, I COMMAND YOU TO...

246. LAUGH EVILLY.

247. HA HA HA HA!

248. NOW LAUGH EVILLY WHILE HOPPING ON ONE LEG.

249. HA HA HA HA!

250. ENOUGH GLOATING.

251. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

252. OK, OK, ONE SEC.

253. NOW, LAUGH EVILLY WHILE...

254. TAP DANCING!

255. HA HA HA HA!

256. HA HA HA HA!

257. AH HA! HA!

258. NOW, FOR THE GRAND EXIT LAUGH.

259. AH HA HA HA HA!

260. NOW THAT SPICER IS IN CONTROL OF THE FEARSOME FOUR,

261. THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM.

262. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BADLY WE MESSED UP.

263. YEAH. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY A FELLA'S RESPONSIBLE

264. FOR THE END OF THE WORLD.

265. NO! STOP!

266. IT IS MY FAULT.

267. WHEN MALA MALA FIRST CAME TOGETHER,

268. I COULD HAVE CALLED FOR YOUR HELP,

269. BUT I, UH...

270. CHOSE TO DO IT ALONE.

271. I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION THAT BEFORE.

272. IT DOESN'T MATER NOW.

273. WHOA! WE TRIED FIGHTING THE FEARSOME FOUR TOGETHER AND LOST.

274. YEAH! WE GOT OUR BUTTS HANDED TO US.

275. WHOA!

276. AAH!

277. WHOA!

278. WORKING TOGETHER IS MORE THAN JUST FIGHTING TOGETHER.

279. IT IS KNOWING HOW TO USE EACH OTHER'S STRENGTHS WISELY.

280. HEY, COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TRANSLATE?

281. WELL, I RECKON MASTER FUNG

282. IS SPEAKIN' OF OUR ELEMENTS.

283. IN OTHER WORDS, WE SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT WE DO BEST.

284. AH! IF ONLY SNOOZING WAS AN ELEMENT.

285. CHEER UP, KIDDO.

286. YOU'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO SAVE THE WORLD.

287. AND WHEN THAT TIME COMES,

288. I WILL SHOW TRUE LEADERSHIP BY, UH...

289. NOT SHOWING TRUE LEADERSHIP.

290. IT IS TIME TO TRIGGER THE DOOMSDAY SCENARIO.

291. AND WHICH DOOMSDAY SCENARIO WOULD THAT BE?

292. THE ONE WHERE WE UNLEASH THE EVIL FORCES

293. OF THE FEARSOME FOUR AND DESTROY THE WORLD!

294. AH HA HA HA HA!

295. RARR!

296. HA!

297. I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO US!

298. AND I BELIEVE YOU JUST RUINED

299. MY FRESHLY PAINTED WALL.

300. EMPEROR SCORPION!

301. FEARSOME FOUR, DO YOUR THING!

302. RARR!

303. DRAGON "X" COOL DAY FORMATION!

304. RARR!

305. KIMIKO, I BELIEVE THIS IS YOUR DEPARTMENT.

306. JUDO FLIP, FIRE!

307. RARR!

308. AAH!

309. RAI, LOOKS LIKE THIS BRONCO IS ALL YOURS.

310. TYPHOON FU, WIND!

311. AAH!

312. RARR!

313. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SWITCH PARTNERS, PARTNER?

314. TORNADO STRIKE, WATER!

315. UNH!

316. SEISMIC KICK, EARTH!

317. THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL EVIL?

318. YOU LOOK LIKE BIGGER LOSERS THAN JACK!

319. YOU KNOW WHAT DO DO!

320. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

321. AAH!

322. NO!

323. AAH!

324. WE CHALLENGE YOU TO AN 8-WAY XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

325. WE WAGER OUR FALCON'S EYE

326. AGAINST YOUR ORB OF TOURNABI.

327. RARR! RARR! RARR!

328. SOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME.

329. THE GAME IS THE ROPES OF DARKNESS.

330. LAST TO FALL WINS.

331. LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

332. HA!

333. GONG YI TAN PAI!

334. AAH!

335. WHAT A RIP-OFF!

336. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

337. AND THESE ARE THE GOOD SEATS.

338. OOH!

339. AAH! OH!

340. THE BLOOD SEEMS TO BE

341. QUICKLY LOOKING FOR MY HEAD.

342. OHH! AAH!

343. MALA MALA IS VERY GOOD AT GUESSING MY WHEREABOUTS.

344. I'M AFRAID IT'S MORE THAN GUESSING.

345. OH!

346. IF THEY CAN'T SEE YA, THEY CAN'T FIND YA.

347. OOH!

348. SORRY.

349. WAY TO GO, CLAY!

350. ONE DOWN, THREE TO—

351. GO!

352. FALCON'S EYE!

353. CLAY, GO LEFT!

354. NOW RIGHT! NOW LEFT AGAIN!

355. AAH!

356. CLAY, CATCH!

357. AAH!

358. FALCON'S EYE!

359. OMI, MALA MALA'S TO THE LEFT!

360. IS THAT MY LEFT OR YOURS?

361. OHH! OOH!

362. YAAH!

363. OMI, GRAB THE ROPE IN FRONT OF YOU!

364. UNH! OH!

365. RARR! RARR!

366. GO RIGHT, OMI!

367. NO, NO! YOUR OTHER LEFT!

368. POOR LITTLE FELLA'S GONNA LAST AS LONG

369. AS A DAB OF GRAVY ON MY UNCLE OTIS'S LOWER LIP.

370. O.K.

371. I HAVE AN IDEA!

372. JUDO FLIP, FIRE!

373. AAH!

374. RARR! RARR!

375. UNH!

376. TORNADO STRIKE, WATER!

377. ORB OF TOURNABI!

378. YOU DID IT, OMI!

379. GREAT JOB, DUDE!

380. YOU ARE THE BEST, BUDDY!

381. NO, MY FRIENDS.

382. WE ARE THE BEST.

383. GUESS HE DOESN'T HAVE

384. SUCH A BIG HEAD AFTER ALL.

385. SO, YOU READY TO DO THE HONORS

386. AND BREAK UP MALA MALA JONG FOR ALL OF US?

387. YES, BUT FIRST, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

388. EMPEROR SCORPION!

389. MALA MALA JONG, I UNDERSTAND THAT JACK LIKES BASKETBALL.

390. PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE A GAME.

391. COOL. SO WHO GETS FIRST PICK?

392. AAH!

393. OW! OW! UNH!

394. AAH!