Xiaolin Showdown 1x4

Directed by Steve Lyons

Jack recruits Katnappé, confident that she will be the one to finally take down the Xiaolin Warriors. Using the Golden Tiger Claws, Katnappé goes untouched against her foes and constantly outsmarts them. However, she also misuses them by pilfering from numerous places for her own pleasure. Omi and the rest start to get frustrated, and begin to stragetize on how they'll be able to stop this "cat burglar".

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

2. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

3. AAH! AAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. AAH! AAH!

6. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

7. I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING HERE, WUYA.

8. YOU SENSED THE SHEN GONG WU,

9. I PICKED 'EM UP WITH MY SOLID HANDS.

10. UH, HELLO. I'VE GOT HANDS—

11. 2 OF THEM.

12. STAY OUT OF THIS, ASHLEY.

13. MY EVIL NAME'S KATNAPPE, DOOFUS.

14. WHO ARE YOU CALLING DOOFUS, KITTY LITTER?

15. WHO ARE YOU CALLING KITTY LITTER, ROBO FREAK?

16. ENOUGH! CEASE YOUR BICKERING.

17. POINT IS, WE DON'T NEED HER TO RULE THE WORLD.

18. WE'RE DOING FINE.

19. FINE, YOU SAY?

20. THEN WHERE IS THE EYE OF DASHI?

21. WELL, I, UH...

22. WHERE IS THE 2 TON TUNIC?

23. IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. UH, MAYBE...

24. WHERE ARE THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS?

25. OK, SO I'VE HAD SOME BAD LUCK.

26. FACE IT. YOU NEED KATNAPPE.

27. PRRR.

28. PLEASE HURRY, KIMIKO.

29. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE

30. THE TIGER CLAWS IN ACTION.

31. HOLD YOUR JETS, OMI.

32. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

33. THESE CLAWS CAN TRANSPORT YOU

34. ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, RIGHT?

35. THAT'S THE STORY.

36. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

37. UNH!

38. OH, OH, OH.

39. OH, OH.

40. UNH!

41. WHOA, WHAT A VIEW.

42. WHAT?

43. A TEMPLE.

44. THAT IS SO ROMOX.

45. ROMOX...

46. ROMOX...

47. ROMOX.

48. NOW BACK TO THE TEMPLE.

49. HOW WAS IT? WHERE DID YOU GO?

50. WHAT WAS IT LIKE? DID YOU BRING ME A PRESENT?

51. TIGHT, THE MOUNTAINTOP,

52. A LITTLE BREEZY, AND SORRY, NO.

53. YOU'RE UP, CLAY.

54. ANY WORDS OF WISDOM BEFORE I GIVE 'EM A WHIRL?

55. JUST DECIDE WHERE YOU WANNA GO,

56. AND THE CLAWS TAKE YOU THERE...

57. AND KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE TUNNEL AT ALL TIMES.

58. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

59. OH, WHERE DO YOU THINK HE IS GOING?

60. SOMEPLACE WITH AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.

61. WHOO-EEE!

62. NO PLACE LIKE BILLY BOB'S TEXAS STYLE

63. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.

64. MY TURN! MY TURN!

65. HA HA HA!

66. TOO SLOW.

67. TIGER CLAWS!

68. HEY, NOT FAIR!

69. YOU WANT THESE?

70. HYAH! OOPS.

71. HERE YOU GO.

72. HYAH! HUH?

73. FRONT OF OMI.

74. BEHIND OMI.

75. TO THE LEFT OF—WHOA.

76. HOLD YOUR HORSES, PARTNER.

77. IT'S OMI'S TURN.

78. GIVE THE LITTLE FELLA A CHANCE.

79. WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP,

80. I MUST POINT OUT THAT I AM NOT LITTLE.

81. I AM SMALL BONED.

82. OH. MY MISTAKE, LITTLE, UM, PARTNER.

83. AH, AT LAST.

84. THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS ARE MINE TO WIELD.

85. GOLDEN TIGER—

86. STOP EVERYTHING!

87. WE GOT A HOT ONE.

88. A NEW SHEN GONG WU HAS REVEALED ITSELF.

89. UNH. TALK ABOUT ROTTED TIMING.

90. ROTTEN TIMING.

91. THAT, TOO.

92. WHAT'S UP WITH THE GLOWING X?

93. THEY'RE CHOPSTICKS.

94. Master Fung: THE CHANGING CHOPSTICKS

95. ARE WONDROUS SHEN GONG WU.

96. THEY CAN SHRINK YOU DOWN TO THE SIZE

97. OF A GRAIN OF RICE.

98. OOH, REAL SCARY.

99. HEY, HEY!

100. THE BIGGER THEY ARE,

101. THE HARDER THEY FALL.

102. SO THE SMALLER THEY ARE, UH...

103. THE LIGHTER THEY FALL?

104. YEAH, THAT'S IT. YEAH, RIGHT.

105. IF WE ARE LUCKY,

106. MAYBE I WILL USE THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS

107. IN A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

108. LET US REMOVE THE LEAD.

109. GET THE LEAD OUT.

110. THAT, TOO.

111. OK, KATNAPPE,

112. YOU WANNA FIND THE CHANGING CHOPSTICKS, HUH?

113. WELL, CHECK THIS.

114. PERSONAL ROBOTIZED ARMY—

115. OR THE COMPLETE JACK SPICER EVIL PACKAGE.

116. I DIDN'T BRING ROBOTS— JUST MY KITTENS.

117. HA! KITTENS! WHAT CAN THEY...

118. OH, DID I MENTION THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED SUPER KITTENS?

119. UH, NO. THAT— THAT DIDN'T COME UP.

120. DELICIOUS, KATNAPPE.

121. SIMPLY DELICIOUS.

122. NOW FIND ME THE CHANGING CHOPSTICKS.

123. I'M SO ON IT. MEOW.

124. WHO IS THAT?

125. AND WHAT'S WITH THE TACKY COSTUME?

126. YO, GIRL. SEEN A MIRROR LATELY?

127. UNH!

128. HEY! THESE ARE STICKS.

129. WELL DONE, KATNAPPE.

130. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW I CAN COUNT ON SOMEONE.

131. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S BRAIN SURGERY.

132. OMI!

133. YES, WUYA.

134. YOU AND YOUR MINIONS

135. SHALL NOT ESCAPE WITH THE SHEN GONG WU.

136. I CHALLENGE YOU—

137. UH, NAME, PLEASE?

138. KATNAPPE.

139. KATNAPPE, I CHALLENGE YOU

140. TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

141. OK.

142. HA! KATNAPPE CAN'T DO A SHOWDOWN.

143. SHE'S SHEN GONG WU-LESS—

144. IF THAT'S A WORD.

145. WHICH IS WHY YOU WILL GIVE HER YOURS.

146. SO NOT.

147. HAND OVER THE FIST OF TEVI GONG.

148. ONLY BECAUSE I THINK THIS WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON.

149. BETTER NOT LOSE IT.

150. DOOFUS.

151. WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE, OMI?

152. A GAME OF TAG.

153. TAG? MEOW.

154. LET'S GO. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

155. I MUST WARN YOU.

156. WITH MY MIGHTY TIGER CLAWS, I CAN DISAPPEAR,

157. AND THEN REAPPEAR IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

158. YOUR FIST OF TEVI GONG WILL BE OF NO USE.

159. I SHALL WIN VERY FAST.

160. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

161. HOW DO WE START THIS THING?

162. SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHOWDOWN.

163. HUSH, BOY.

164. WE START LIKE THIS.

165. GONG YE TAMPEI!

166. FIST OF TEVI GONG!

167. WHOA-OH!

168. OH! TIGER CLAWS!

169. OH.

170. TAG.

171. YOU LOSE.

172. HA! LOOK AT ME! I WON VERY FAST. HA!

173. WHAT HAPPENED? I BLINKED AND MISSED IT.

174. WELL DONE, KATNAPPE.

175. WELL DONE.

176. "WELL DONE, KATNAPPE. WELL DONE."

177. MY DEAR GIRL,

178. THERE IS MUCH EVIL FOR ME TO TEACH YOU.

179. BUT—BUT I'M YOUR EVIL FAVORITE.

180. NOT ANY MORE.

181. IN FACT, WITH KATNAPPE BY MY SIDE,

182. I DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR MINDLESS ROBOTIC CONTRAPTIONS.

183. HEY, HEY, DON'T INSULT THEM.

184. THEY'VE GOT EMOTION CHIPS.

185. COME WITH ME, KATNAPPE.

186. TOGETHER, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!

187. UH, NICE OFFER AND ALL,

188. BUT I DON'T WANNA RULE THE WORLD.

189. WHAT?

190. WELL, NOT WITH YOU, AT LEAST.

191. I MEAN, BOSSY MUCH?

192. AND JACK—EECH! WHINEY LITTLE WEIRDO.

193. I AM NOT!

194. WHATEVER. I'M OUT.

195. BUT I WILL KEEP THESE.

196. THEY ACCESSORIZE REALLY WELL.

197. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

198. NO!

199. WELL, WHO'S YOUR EVIL FAVORITE NOW?

200. DO I HEAR...

201. Jack Spicer?

202. I HAVE FAILED.

203. FAILURE IS THE ROAD I NOW WALK.

204. DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP, OMI.

205. SURE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE

206. TO GET THOSE CHOPSTICKS, BUT...

207. CHOPSTICKS? OH, OH, YES.

208. THE CHANGING CHOPSTICKS.

209. I AM UPSET BECAUSE I LOST THEM.

210. MY SORROW HAS NOTHING TO DO

211. WITH THE MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS.

212. GOOD COVER. WE COMPLETELY BOUGHT IT.

213. THE POINT IS, YOU LOST.

214. IT HAPPENS. JUST MOVE ON.

215. ON THE CONTRARY, KIMIKO.

216. THERE ARE NO LESSONS IN VICTORY.

217. BUT A THOUSAND IN DEFEAT.

218. HOW CAN THAT BE TRUE, MASTER?

219. IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE TO ME.

220. ALLOW ME TO ILLUSTRATE.

221. I CHALLENGE YOU TO STEAL THIS ELEPHANT FROM ME.

222. IF YOU SUCCEED, NO CHORES FOR ONE WEEK.

223. OH, YEAH. COOL, YEAH.

224. BUT IF YOU LOSE,

225. YOU MUST HAND SCRUB THE FLOORS OF THE GRAND HALL.

226. THOSE ARE SOME MIGHTY STEEP STAKES, MASTER FUNG.

227. WE CAN DO IT.

228. NO DOUBT.

229. WE ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.

230. UNH, UNH, UNH.

231. UNH.

232. UNH! OH.

233. TOO OBVIOUS.

234. HYAH! HYAH! UNH! UNH!

235. AAH!

236. PERHAPS YOU DO NOT WISH TO WIN.

237. HYAH!

238. WHOA, WHOA!

239. AAH!

240. GOTCHA.

241. COME ON, LITTLE DOGIE.

242. UNH. WELL, THAT'S PLUM DISAPPOINTIN'.

243. HEY, HE BROKE IT.

244. CAN HE DO THAT?

245. MASTER,

246. HOW COULD WE WIN SUCH A CONTEST?

247. YOU COULDN'T.

248. WHAT?

249. YOUR GOAL,

250. MY YOUNG DRAGONS IN TRAINING, WAS TO WIN,

251. WHILE MINE WAS SIMPLY NOT TO LOSE.

252. THAT IS VICTORY ENOUGH FOR ME.

253. OK, THAT'S ONE LESSON.

254. WHERE ARE THE OTHER 999?

255. UH, PERHAPS YOU WILL LEARN THOSE

256. AS YOU SCRUB THE GRAND HALL FLOORS.

257. DON'T FORGET TO GET IN-BETWEEN THE TILES.

258. HA HA HA HA!

259. HEY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED

260. TO HAND SCRUB THE FLOOR, RAIMUNDO.

261. YOU'RE BEING TOO LITERAL.

262. BESIDES, THIS IS MORE FUN.

263. HEY.

264. I DON'T THINK SKATIN' IS ONE OF THE THOUSAND LESSONS

265. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNIN'.

266. PERHAPS ONE LESSON IS PROPER SCRUBBING TECHNIQUE.

267. I FIND A CIRCULAR MOTION WORKS BEST.

268. YOU MISSED A SPOT.

269. THANKS. WHAT'S THAT?

270. SORRY. IT WAS JUST THE WIND.

271. OH, YOU MISSED A SPOT, TOO, OMI.

272. OH, MY. THANK YOU, KIMIKO.

273. I HAVE LEARNED A LESSON IN DILIGENCE.

274. ONLY 998 TO GO.

275. OH. I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT OFF A BULL,

276. OR A BULL JUST GOT OFF OF ME.

277. AH. OH. OW.

278. IT EVEN HURTS TO WEB SURF.

279. OH, THE SORENESS IS RUSHING TO MY HEAD.

280. OW. UNH.

281. HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT THIS.

282. I SURE HOPE THIS IS WORTH THE WALK. OOH.

283. IT IS. THERE ARE A DOZEN STORIES ON THE WEB

284. ABOUT A GIRL IN A CAT COSTUME ROBBING STORES

285. AND THEN DISAPPEARING.

286. KATNAPPE.

287. WOW, WHAT DEDUCTIVE SKILLS.

288. WE MUST STOP HER. UNH.

289. RIGHT AFTER I STOP THE WOBBLING IN MY LEGS.

290. YOU'VE GOT A NEWS ALERT.

291. SHE'S AT THE MALL OF THE WORLD.

292. DOJO!

293. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE MALL OF THE WORLD?

294. THIS OFFICIAL XIAOLIN BUSINESS,

295. OR ARE WE GONNA JUST HANG OUT AT THE FOOD COURT?

296. IT IS MOST OFFICIAL, DOJO.

297. KATNAPPE'S USING THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS TO COMMIT CRIMES.

298. WHAT? HOP ON! WE'VE GOT A CAT TO DECLAW!

299. AH. NOT A BAD HAUL.

300. KATNAPPE!

301. YOU ARE MISUSING THE POWERS OF A SHEN GONG WU.

302. YOU MUST SURRENDER!

303. YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST.

304. WATER!

305. AAH! HYAH!

306. UNH! TIGER CLAWS!

307. OMI! HANG ON, KID!

308. AH.

309. SAY, ARE YOU GENETICALLY ALTERED SUPER KITTENS?

310. AAH!

311. HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW.

312. THIS IS WHY I'M NOT A CAT PERSON.

313. FIRE!

314. UNH!

315. WIND!

316. TOO SLOW.

317. AAH! UNH!

318. HOLD ON THERE, KATNAPPE.

319. ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT, COWBOY, OR JUST STAND THERE?

320. I'M SORRY, MA'AM. BUT DO YOU HAVE SOME MALE KINFOLK

321. I COULD FIGHT INSTEAD?

322. COME ON, CLAY, GET HER!

323. SORRY, GUYS, CAN'T DO IT.

324. I CAN'T FIGHT A GIRL.

325. HMM. THEN THIS'LL BE QUICK.

326. AAH! UNH!

327. CLAY, MAN, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

328. CHIVALRY IS DEAD.

329. SEE YOU, XIAOLIN WARRIORS.

330. I'VE GOT MORE SHOPPING TO DO.

331. MEOW.

332. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS

333. WHERE SHE SLAPPED US SILLY AND GOT AWAY,

334. I THINK THAT WENT PRETTY WELL.

335. HEY, GUYS, ANY INSPIRATIONS YET?

336. NOT YET.

337. FINE. I'LL JUST BE FLYING IN CIRCLES.

338. DON'T MIND ME.

339. WE NEED A PLAN TO STOP KATNAPPE.

340. LET'S START WITH A PLAN TO FIND KATNAPPE.

341. SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE.

342. YOU KNOW, BACK HOME, WE HAVE A SAYIN'.

343. WANNA CATCH A ROOSTER? GO WHERE IT CROWS.

344. SHE'S ALREADY BEEN EVERYWHERE I'D GO.

345. TOY STORES, MUSIC SHOPS, CANDY STORES.

346. AH, BUT THAT'S YOU.

347. WHERE WOULD A CAT FANATIC GO?

348. I'M GUESSIN' THE DOG PARK IS OUT.

349. GOT IT. CATATONIA LAND.

350. CATA-WHATA-WHO LAND?

351. THE BEST AMUSEMENT PARK IN THE WORLD.

352. THE SCARIEST ROLLERCOASTERS, THE FASTEST RIDES,

353. AND THE BEST COTTON CANDY ANYWHERE.

354. AND EVERYTHING'S SHAPED LIKE CATS.

355. JUST AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CATS.

356. UGH!

357. THAT'S WHERE SHE IS.

358. I GUARANTEE IT.

359. HURRY, DOJO! TO CATATONIA LAND!

360. MALLS, THEME PARKS,

361. YOU KIDS SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST PLAYIN' HOOKEY?

362. HMM. I'LL HAVE A SWIPE.

363. HEY, THAT'S MINE!

364. UNH, UNH.

365. HUH?

366. OW! MY TURN.

367. OH, MAYBE I WAS WRONG.

368. I DON'T SEE ANY SIGN OF KATNAPPE.

369. ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACES.

370. MEE-OWW-OWW-OWW!

371. THE 9 LIVES COASTER.

372. WHOO-WHEE!

373. CAN I SIT THIS ONE OUT?

374. ROLLER COASTERS MAKE ME BARF.

375. WE'LL BE READY FOR HER WHEN SHE GETS OFF.

376. WILL WE? HOW CAN WE WIN

377. WHEN SHE HAS ALREADY DEFEATED US TWICE?

378. SHE PACKS ONE HECK OF A WALLOP.

379. EVEN WITHOUT THE TIGER CLAWS.

380. THERE ARE NO LESSONS IN WINNING.

381. BUT A THOUSAND LESSONS IN DEFEAT.

382. ALL I'VE LEARNED IS CLAY WON'T FIGHT A GIRL.

383. I AM STRUCK BY INSPIRATION!

384. MEOW. BACK FOR MORE?

385. SWEET. I LIKE KICKING YOUR BUTTS.

386. IT IS NOT OUR BUTTS

387. THAT SHALL BE KICKED. CLAY?

388. HOWDY, MA'AM.

389. OH, RIGHT. HA HA.

390. YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT ME?

391. NOPE. I CANNOT, WILL NOT,

392. AND SHOULD NOT EVER FIGHT A GIRL.

393. BUT TECHNICALLY, A BEAR HUG AIN'T FIGHTIN'.

394. HEY, LET GO OF ME!

395. NO CAN DO, MA'AM.

396. FINE. KITTIES, ATTACK!

397. HEADS UP.

398. HUH? AH. UNH!

399. UNH!

400. UNH! UNH! UNH!

401. UNH, UNH, HYAH.

402. UNH. AAH! UNH.

403. AH, VICTORY!

404. THERE SHE IS!

405. TOLD YOU MY BLOODHOUND BOTS COULD TRACK DOWN KATNAPPE.

406. NOW HAND OVER THE TIGER CLAWS.

407. BUT—BUT I JUST GOT THEM.

408. YEAH, THAT'S A REAL TEAR JERKER.

409. TIGER CLAWS! UNH!

410. UNH! UNH!

411. AAH!

412. UNH!

413. WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

414. I SENT THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS

415. TO THE EARTH'S CORE.

416. IT'S BEEN NICE NOT FIGHTIN' WITH YOU, MA'AM.

417. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU'RE SO STUPID.

418. PERHAPS I WILL NEVER GET TO USE THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS.

419. BUT NEITHER WILL YOU.

420. GET IN, ASHLEY.

421. AND THAT'S VICTORY ENOUGH FOR US.

422. YOU OK, OMI?

423. YOU REALLY WANTED TO USE THOSE TIGER CLAWS.

424. ONE DOES NOT ALWAYS GET WHAT ONE WANTS, KIMIKO.

425. GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER ONE

426. OF MASTER FUNG'S THOUSAND LESSONS.

427. THESE THOUSAND LESSONS? I'M NOT GETTIN' 'EM.

428. I GET 3, MAYBE 4, TOPS.

429. SO TRUE.

430. NOT GETTING ALL THE LESSONS, ARE WE?

431. THEN PERHAPS A REFRESHER IS REQUIRED.

432. I SHALL GUARD THIS JADE MONKEY,

433. IF YOU CAN STEAL IT FROM ME.

434. PASS. DITTO.

435. WAIT FOR ME.

436. I MEAN NO DISRESPECT, MASTER,

437. BUT I AM SO OUTTA HERE.

438. I'D SAY THEY LEARNED ONE MORE LESSON.

439. NEVER BET AGAINST FUNG.

440. UP HIGH.

441. DOWN LOW.

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