Xiaolin Showdown 1x3

Directed by Steve Lyons

To wield the latest Shen-Gong-Wu, the Tangle Web Comb, Kimiko must learn total focus. With her quick trigger temper, that's not easy. Will Kimiko use the Tangle Web Comb to save the day and defeat the forces of evil?

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1. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

3. WAH!

4. WAH!

5. XIALOLIN SHOWDOWN!

6. YOU KNOW THIS IS A SHOWDOWN, RIGHT, KIMIKO?

7. YOU KNOW THOSE BOOTS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DWEEB, RIGHT, JACK?

8. SO NOT THE CASE.

9. THESE SHEN GONG WU, THE JET BOOTSU,

10. ALLOW ME TO DEFY GRAVITY.

11. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY BYE-BYE TO THE MONKEY STAFF,

12. 'CAUSE THAT ONE'S AS GOOD AS MINE, TOO.

13. YOU WISH.

14. FIST OF TEPPA GONG!

15. ARRGH!

16. OH, LIKE THAT'S GONNA WORK.

17. I'M DEFYING GRAVITY, REMEMBER?

18. OH! OH! OH!

19. CLASSIC MISCALCULATION.

20. YOUR HOT LITTLE HEAD HAS ENSURED YOUR DEFEAT.

21. AAH!

22. AAH!

23. OH, MAN!

24. HEY, CHECK IT AND WEEP, BABY.

25. THE FIST OF TEPPA GONG IS MINE!

26. THE JET BOOTSU ARE MINE!

27. HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

28. THE MONKEY STAFF IS MINE, TOO.

29. I HAVE THE AGILITY AND THE BALANCE OF A MONKEY.

30. HEY, AND A REALLY COOL TAIL.

31. BRRR!

32. THIS WATER'S COLD.

33. I'M TELLING YOU,

34. I DON'T KNOW HOW MY COUSIN NESSIE STANDS LIVING HERE.

35. OF COURSE, IF YOU ASK ME,

36. SHE LIKES ALL THE ATTENTION.

37. HEY, LOOK! IT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

38. HEY, LOOK! IT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

39. SEE?

40. OHH, KIMIKO,

41. PLEASE, DO NOT FEEL SAD.

42. I DON'T.

43. I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY, EITHER.

44. I WAS MERELY GOING TO POINT OUT

45. THAT YOU COULD NOT EXPECT TO DO BETTER, AS YOU'RE A GIRL.

46. PARDON ME?

47. SINCE WE MET, I HAVE BEEN STUDYING ALL ABOUT GIRLS

48. FROM THIS 11th CENTURY TOME.

49. "THE ANCIENT GUIDE TO FEMALES"?

50. YES. IT TELLS US THAT YOUR TALENTS LIE ELSEWHERE.

51. IN THE KITCHEN, FOR EXAMPLE.

52. DON'T BE SO HARD ON KIMIKO.

53. SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO DO HER LEVEL BEST,

54. WHICH WAS PRETTY GOOD, CONSIDERING...

55. CONSIDERING WHAT?

56. CONSIDERING YOU'RE SUCH A HOTHEAD.

57. I BELIEVE HER FAILURE WAS DUE TO HER LACK OF UPPER BODY STRENGTH.

58. I'LL SHOW YOU UPPER BODY STRENGTH!

59. LOOK OUT. SHE MIGHT USE HER SLIP AND FALL MOVE ON YOU.

60. SHEN GONG WU ALERT!

61. WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

62. AHH, THE TANGLE WEB COMB.

63. COOL. WHAT DOES IT DO?

64. OH, MAN, THAT'S HAIRY.

65. WELL, LET'S QUIT DILLY-DALLYIN' AND GO GET IT.

66. NOWHERE TO GO. IT'S HERE, BABY.

67. HERE? AS IN RIGHT HERE?

68. THAT'S WHAT HERE TRADITIONALLY MEANS.

69. RIGHT HERE!

70. THIS ONE'S ALL MINE!

71. KIM'S RIGHT. IT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE HERS.

72. SHE HAS TO REPLACE THE ONE SHE JUST LOST.

73. SORRY.

74. I MEAN THE 2 SHE JUST LOST.

75. DO GIRLS KNOW HOW TO SWIM?

76. GOT IT!

77. IT'S A... COMB.

78. CUTE.

79. I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU FOUND A COMB, KIMIKO.

80. OH, YES. ACCESSORIZING IS WITHIN YOUR TALENTS.

81. AS A FEMALE.

82. GRRR! STAND BACK AND PREPARE TO BE IMPRESSED!

83. TANGLE WEB COMB!

84. OH, YEAH! I AM SO—

85. IN TROUBLE!

86. AAH!

87. HEY!

88. UH, I DON'T THINK SHE'S USIN' IT RIGHT.

89. YOU GUYS WANT TO GO LOOK THROUGH KIMIKO'S STUFF?

90. OHH, I HAVE NEVER LOOKED THROUGH A GIRL'S STUFF BEFORE.

91. THIS SHOULD BE ENLIGHTENING.

92. HEY! HEY!

93. TOUCH MY STUFF AND I'LL—

94. KIMIKO, ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?

95. NO. I JUST NEED TO PRACTICE.

96. UNH! UGH!

97. YES. THE TANGLE WEB COMB IS A DIFFICULT

98. SHEN GONG WU TO MASTER.

99. IT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE FOCUS.

100. I AM SO ALL ABOUT ABSOLUTE FOCUS.

101. AND I NEVER MET AN ACCESSORY I COULDN'T HANDLE!

102. MM-HMM.

103. I SEE.

104. HUH?

105. AAH! OOH!

106. THANKS.

107. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT STUPID COMB.

108. I WAS TOTALLY FOCUSED.

109. IS THAT SO?

110. THEN PLEASE DEMONSTRATE YOUR TREMENDOUS FOCUS.

111. HOW?

112. POUR SOME TEA.

113. HA HA. IS THIS A JOKE?

114. IT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE FOCUS TO SUCCESSFULLY POUR TEA

115. FROM THAT POT INTO THOSE CUPS WITHOUT SPILLING A SINGLE DROP.

116. ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS A SERIOUS WASTE OF TIME.

117. SEE? TOTALLY FOCUSED.

118. YUCK! YUCK!

119. THIS CANDY IS MOST UNPLEASANT.

120. THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S LIPSTICK.

121. OOPS! I THINK I DELETED SOMETHING.

122. HEY! THAT'S MY LIPSTICK!

123. AND MY P.D.A.!

124. KEEP POURING, KIMIKO.

125. LOOK, GUYS! KIMIKO'S SERVING UP TEA.

126. AHH! THE TRADITIONAL FEMALE ROLE.

127. TEA SURE WOULD HIT THE SPOT RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

128. ARE YOU MAKING COOKIES?

129. WE COULD USE COOKIES OR SOMETHING.

130. OH, YES. SOMETHING TASTIER THAN THIS.

131. MASTER FONG!

132. KEEP POURING.

133. BUT—

134. YOU MUST DROWN OUT ALL DISTRACTIONS,

135. QUIET THE STORM OF YOUR MIND.

136. ONLY THEN WILL YOU ACHIEVE ABSOLUTE FOCUS.

137. OOPS.

138. HEH HEH HEH.

139. THE NEXT ONE WILL BE PERFECT.

140. I AM VERY SURPRISED

141. KIMIKO CAN LIFT SUCH A HEAVY POT

142. WITH HER DELICATE FEMALE ARMS.

143. WHAT?

144. AAH!

145. WANT TO BET CHORES ON WHEN KIMIKO WILL FIND HER FOCUS?

146. THIS CENTURY OR NEXT?

147. GRRR!

148. I'M LOVING THIS!

149. I HAVE A TAIL!

150. SEE? I'M HAPPY.

151. LOOK AT ME! I'M A MONKEY IN A TREE!

152. WE HAVE WORLD DOMINATION TO PLAN.

153. AH, WHAT'S THE POINT OF WORLD DOMINATION

154. IF YOU CAN'T HAVE A LITTLE FUN?

155. KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE!

156. I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS HAVE PARTIES.

157. DROP THE MONKEY STAFF!

158. THE LONGER YOU HOLD IT, THE MORE MONKEY-LIKE YOU WILL BECOME!

159. I DON'T SEE IT.

160. INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

161. INTRUDER ALERT!

162. EXCUSE ME.

163. HA HA HA HA HA.

164. SORRY.

165. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY WAS DOWN HERE.

166. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

167. OH! TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE PARTY.

168. BORING.

169. STANDARD FOR MY FOLKS' PARTIES.

170. SNOB FEST A-GO-GO.

171. SO ARE YOU JACK,

172. THE KID THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT UPSTAIRS?

173. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME?

174. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

175. ARE THEY CALLING ME A GENIUS?

176. MORE LIKE WEIRDO.

177. WEIRDO? WHAT SO WEIRD ABOUT ME?

178. OOH, MY MONKEY STRENGTH.

179. HEY! STOP TOUCHING!

180. YOU KNOW, THIS SCREAMS EVIL LAIR OF A SUPERVILLIAN

181. INTENT ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

182. REALLY?

183. YEAH!

184. I LIKE.

185. INDEED!

186. WHAT AN INTRIGUING YOUNG WOMAN.

187. OUT! OUT!

188. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

189. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHRIEK,

190. YOU MONKEY-FACED FREAK.

191. YEAH. A MONKEY-FACED FREAK WHO TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS.

192. OOH.

193. IF ONLY YOU COULD DEAL WITH THE XIAOLIN WARRIORS AS EFFECTIVELY...

194. WE WOULDN'T—

195. AAH!

196. AHH, I AM SENSING A NEW SHEN GONG WU,

197. THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

198. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS?

199. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS?

200. WHAT ARE THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS?

201. TIGER CLAWS MADE OF GOLD.

202. AND? AND? SPILL IT, WOMAN!

203. WHOEVER WIELDS THEM CAN TRANSPORT THEMSELVES TO ANY LOCATION THEY CHOOSE.

204. HMM. WE MUST RETRIEVE THEM.

205. WITH THE TIGER CLAWS IN OUR ARSENAL,

206. WE SHALL BE INVINCIBLE!

207. YOU THINK I COULD GET A TIRE SWING INSTALLED IN HERE?

208. OHH!

209. THE GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS ARE INSIDE THAT PALACE?

210. THAT'S WHAT THIS RASH IS TELLING ME.

211. OHH.

212. WONDER IF THERE'S AN OINTMENT FOR THIS?

213. AH.

214. HOW DO WE GET IN THERE?

215. MAYBE IF WE KNOCK ON THE DOOR

216. AND ASK REAL NICE-LIKE?

217. THAT'S THE EMPEROR'S PALACE.

218. THEY DON'T JUST LET ANYBODY IN THERE.

219. WE NEED CONNECTIONS.

220. OH! NO WORRIES.

221. I'LL CALL MY DAD.

222. UH-HUH.

223. MOUSHI, MOUSHI, PAPA.

224. KIMIKO. YEAH.

225. I NEED A FEW INVITES TO THE EMPEROR'S PALACE.

226. NO WAY. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. NO.

227. NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

228. REALLY? DO I HAVE TO?

229. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

230. WELL?

231. WE'RE IN, BUT THERE'S A CATCH.

232. SHUT IT.

233. [LAUGHING[

234. I THINK KIMIKO'S CLOTHING

235. IS MOST APPROPRIATE.

236. SHE, AT LAST, RESEMBLES A GIRL.

237. WHERE ARE YOUR FORMAL DUDS, OMI?

238. THESE ARE MY FORMAL ROBES, CLAY.

239. THEIR THREAD COUNT IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER.

240. NOTICE THE EXQUISITE SHEEN.

241. LET'S FIND THESE TIGER CLAWS AND BAIL.

242. ARE YOU PLANNING ON WALKING 3 STEPS BEHIND US?

243. NO, I'M PLANNING ON LEAVING YOU IN MY DUST!

244. BE CAREFUL OR YOU'LL...

245. AAH!

246. FALL.

247. NEED A HAND?

248. WHAT I NEED IS FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF MY WAY!

249. STUPID KIMONO!

250. FOCUS.

251. YOU CAN DO THIS.

252. FOCUS.

253. KIM'S LOOKING WOBBLY.

254. ANYBODY WANT TO DOUBLE OUR BET?

255. SAY 2 WEEKS OF CHORES?

256. FOCUS.

257. ANY SIGN OF THE CLAWS?

258. THESE ARE LION CLAWS. VERY SIMILAR.

259. BUT NO DICE.

260. OHH, DICE. ARE WE LOOKING FOR DICE, TOO?

261. AW.

262. NOTHIN' HERE BUT DUST BUNNIES.

263. I KNOW IT'S DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE.

264. BUT MORE DOWN THAN HERE.

265. AHH...

266. HUH?

267. LOOK! THERE'S A DOOR.

268. A STAIRCASE INTO THE DARKNESS.

269. HOW VERY—

270. CREEPY?

271. YES.

272. AFTER YOU, KIMIKO.

273. UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED?

274. OH, YES! FEMALES ARE EASILY FRIGHTENED.

275. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE, OMI.

276. CAN ANYONE SEE ANYTHING?

277. WHAT'S THAT MOANING?

278. QUIT YOUR INCESSANT MOANING AND GET THE TIGER CLAWS, YOU FOOL.

279. CAN'T HELP IT.

280. I'M BANANA NAUSEATED. UGH!

281. IT'S JACK.

282. AND HE'S HEADED TOWARDS—

283. THE TIGER CLAWS!

284. UGH! I SO DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

285. JACK-BOTS...

286. GET RID OF THEM! NOW!

287. AND GET ME SOME GINGER ALE.

288. YES, SIR.

289. AHH! THANKS.

290. YOU CAN CROSS THEM NOW.

291. WATER!

292. AHH-CHA!

293. EARTH!

294. THANKS FOR DROPPIN' BY.

295. OR, UH, JUST DROPPIN'.

296. WIND!

297. AAH! HYAH!

298. WHY DO YOU BUILD THESE STUPID MACHINES?

299. THEY'RE USELESS!

300. MY MOM SAID I NEEDED A HOBBY.

301. THAT'S BETTER. NOW FOR THE CLAWS!

302. AIEAA!

303. NOT SO FAST, JACK.

304. FIRE!

305. HYAH!

306. SWEET.

307. KIMIKO, I CHALLENGE YOU

308. TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

309. NAME YOUR GAME, JACK.

310. A RACE ACROSS THE BRIDGES.

311. FIRST ONE OVER WINS.

312. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIMIKO?

313. I SAY LET'S GO!

314. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

315. GONG YI TAMPAI!

316. MIGHT BE BETTER IF I WAS WEARING HIGHTOPS!

317. GET IN THE GAME, GIRL!

318. ANYONE WANT TO DOUBLE OUR LITTLE WAGER AGAIN?

319. OMI? CLAY?

320. OK!

321. OOH OOH OOH!

322. THIS IS TOO EASY!

323. AAH!

324. AAH!

325. AAH!

326. UNH! HA HA HA!

327. THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.

328. HA HA HA HA!

329. STUPID SHOWDOWN.

330. HEY, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU?

331. UMH!

332. IT HELPS IF YOU DON'T FALL ON YOUR BUTT.

333. TANGLE WEB COMB!

334. YES!

335. UH-OH!

336. HA HA HA HA!

337. NO!

338. LET ME GO, YOU STUPID—

339. HUH?

340. Master Fung: YOU MUST DROWN OUT ALL DISTRACTIONS,

341. QUIET THE STORM OF YOUR MIND.

342. ONLY THEN WILL YOU ACHIEVE ABSOLUTE FOCUS.

343. THE TIGER CLAWS ARE MI—AAH!

344. HEY!

345. OW!

346. AAH OOH!

347. IT WORKED!

348. BIG DEAL. YOU GOT THE MONKEY STAFF.

349. SHE HAS ACHIEVED ABSOLUTE FOCUS!

350. TOO BAD I'M ONLY ONE... SMALL... STEP—

351. OH...

352. NO!

353. AAH!

354. HA HA HA HA!

355. WHOO HOO!

356. AHH!

357. AAH!

358. TOLD YOU SHE WOULD.

359. LOOKS LIKE YOU WIN THE BET, PARTNER.

360. I NEVER DOUBTED HER FOR A SECOND.

361. WE SHALL DO ALL YOUR CHORES FOR THE NEXT WEEK.

362. FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS.

363. WE DOUBLED... TWICE.

364. REMEMBER?

365. ACTUALLY I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD FORGET.

366. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

367. UNH!

368. GOOD JOB!

369. YOU WHIPPED OLD JACK BUT GOOD!

370. KIMIKO, YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME MUCH

371. ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF WOMEN.

372. I NOW COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THE MODERN FEMALE.

373. LET'S JUST SAY

374. YOU'VE MADE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

375. WHICH IS GOOD.

376. I'M HOPING TO GET A LITTLE MORE RESPECT AROUND HERE.

377. YOU GOT IT, MONKEY BUTT!

378. HA HA HA!

379. HA HA HA!

380. GIRLS HAVE TAILS?

381. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR INCOMPETENCE.

382. YOU LOST YET ANOTHER XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

383. COULDN'T HELP IT.

384. I HAD BANANAS AND TIRE SWINGS ON MY MIND.

385. MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU UNDERESTIMATED YOUR OPPONENT.

386. THERE MUST BE OTHER COMPETENT HUMANS IN THIS REALM

387. I COULD WORK WITH.

388. I'M YOUR GIRL.

389. CRUSH HER!

390. MEOW!

391. MEOW!

392. YEOWL!

393. CALL ME KATNAPPE.

394. MEOW.

395. AAH! EVIL DIVA!

396. SHE IS EVIL.

397. MY DEAR GIRL, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SHEN GONG WU?

398. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

399. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—