Xiaolin Showdown 1x13

Directed by Steve Lyons

Wuya uses Raimundo to steal Shen-Gong-Wu from the other three Chosen Ones. What then happens, she uses the Serpent's Tail & Reversing Mirror (a Shen-Gong-Wu that reverses the effects of another) to become human once again...

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

2. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

3. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

4. PREVIOUSLY

5. BEHOLD!

6. MALAMALA JONG!

7. HOW WILL WE FIGHT THIS MALAMALA JONG?

8. YOU AND THE OTHER CHOSEN ONES

9. WILL TAKE OUR SHEN GONG WU

10. AND FLEE THE TEMPLE GROUNDS IMMEDIATELY.

11. I'M NOT AFRAID OF THIS MALAMALA DING JONG THING.

12. DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!

13. ON TO THE SHEN GONG WU.

14. WHERE ARE THEY?

15. I'M NOT TELLING YOU DIDDLY.

16. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

17. THEY'RE ON MOUNT HAN.

18. I TOLD YOU TO PROTECT THE SHEN GONG WU.

19. BUT...

20. AAH!

21. NOW!

22. Master Fung: CONGRATULATIONS, YOUNG ONES.

23. YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELVES READY

24. FOR THE NEXT LEVEL.

25. I AM SORRY, RAIMUNDO,

26. YOU ARE NOT YET READY TO MOVE ON.

27. I'M SICK OF THIS PLACE.

28. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT BRAZIL.

29. NICE WORK, JACK.

30. EXCELLENT CRAFTSMANSHIP.

31. BEAT IT, WUYA.

32. NOW, JACK, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

33. CAN'T WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES?

34. YOUR MALAMALA JUNK GOES BUST,

35. AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOU BACK!

36. FORGET IT. NOT INTERESTED.

37. BUT YOU ARE INTERESTED, JACK,

38. IF YOU WANT TO RULE THE WORLD.

39. YOU SEE, YOU NEED ME TO LOCATE THE SHEN GONG WU.

40. I NEED YOU?

41. ACTUALLY, NOT SO MUCH.

42. BEHOLD!

43. THE JACK SPICER, EVIL BOY GENIUS,

44. SHEN GONG WU DETECTOBOT.

45. PAN PIN. THE WHAT?

46. GET THIS—

47. NOT ONLY CAN IT TELL WHEN A SHEN GONG WU IS ACTIVATED,

48. BUT IT CAN ALSO LEAD ME TO IT.

49. FACT IT, YOU OLD WITCH,

50. YOU'RE OBSOLETE.

51. WELL, GOT THAT WORLD CONQUERING TO DO.

52. LATER!

53. AND DON'T BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK.

54. OBSOLETE, AM I?

55. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

56. Master Fung: NOW, MY XIAOLIN APPRENTICES,

57. WITH YOUR NEW RANKING COMES THE LEARNING OF NEW SKILLS.

58. KIMIKO, IF YOU PLEASE.

59. SAY THE NAME OF THIS SHEN GONG WU

60. AND THEN YOUR DRAGON ELEMENT,

61. AND YOU SHALL UNLOCK A UNIQUE POWER.

62. YES, MASTER FUNG.

63. STAR HANABI, FIRE!

64. WHOA!

65. OHH!

66. BIG DEAL.

67. SINCE I'M NOT ONE OF THE SPECIAL XIAOLIN APPRENTICES,

68. CAN I GO PLAY GOO ZOMBIES 3?

69. NO, RAIMUNDO. BUT—

70. THE ZOMBIES WILL WAIT IN THEIR GOO.

71. OMI, CLAY, NOW YOU TRY.

72. OH, MAN.

73. ORB OF TONAMI, WATER!

74. THIRD ARM SASH. EARTH

75. ICE.

76. THIS SASH IS AS STRONG AS STONE.

77. WOW. STRINGING TOGETHER A COUPLE OF WORDS.

78. I CAN SEE WHY THAT'S RESERVED FOR APPRENTICE LEVEL.

79. RAIMUNDO, MY FRIEND,

80. I UNDERSTAND YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT,

81. BUT THIS CLOUDED DARKNESS

82. HAS A SLIVER OF LINING,

83. BECAUSE I SHALL TRAIN YOU NIGHT AND DAY.

84. UNTIL I'M AS GOOD AS YOU?

85. HA HA HA! NO.

86. YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT GOOD,

87. BUT WITH MY GUIDANCE,

88. YOU MAY BECOME ADEQUATE.

89. WOW, OMI, YOU SHOULD BE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.

90. REALLY?

91. OH, YEAH. YOU'VE MOTIVATED ME RIGHT OUT OF HERE.

92. RAIMUNDO, NO!

93. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

94. ALL THAT TRAINING,

95. ALL THOSE SHOWDOWNS,

96. AND FOR WHAT? TO GET DISSED?

97. NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU, MY BEAUTIFUL RIO DE JANEIRO.

98. A LOVELY CITY.

99. ISN'T IT?

100. WUYA! STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU UGLY GHOST HAG!

101. CALM YOURSELF, RAIMUNDO.

102. I AM ALONE, AND YOU KNOW I CANNOT HARM YOU.

103. SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

104. A FUNNY THING HAPPENED WHEN I ENTERED YOUR MIND—

105. NOT ONLY DID I DISCOVER THE LOCATION

106. OF THE HIDDEN SHEN GONG WU,

107. BUT I LEARNED A FEW OTHER THINGS.

108. HEY, LOTS OF GUYS SLEEP WITH TEDDY BEARS, ALL RIGHT?

109. OH, NOT THAT.

110. I LEARNED YOU'RE NOT AT ALL HAPPY BEING A XIAOLIN WARRIOR.

111. UH...

112. YES. I SENSED YOUR DISSATISFACTION

113. WITH THE ENDLESS TRAINING,

114. THE BARE BONES LIFESTYLE,

115. AND THE LACK OF APPRECIATION.

116. YOU GOT A POINT HERE?

117. I OFFER YOU A FASTER, MORE REWARDING WAY.

118. ONE THAT APPRECIATES YOUR UNIQUE TALENTS AND ABILITIES.

119. YOUR PIZZA AND SODA, SIR.

120. SWEET!

121. AHH!

122. I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES.

123. JOIN ME, RAIMUNDO, AND THE WORLD IS YOURS!

124. NO.

125. NO, I COULDN'T—I—

126. I'M SENSING A SHEN GONG WU!

127. WE COULD BEGIN OUR PARTNERSHIP RIGHT NOW.

128. WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAIMUNDO?

129. I...

130. I GOT TO GO.

131. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

132. Master Fung: AH, HERE IT IS.

133. THE REVERSING...

134. WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S THE SHEN GONG WU?

135. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN?

136. I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK, AND WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

137. WAIT A SECOND. HOW'D YOU KNOW

138. THERE WAS AN ACTIVE SHEN GONG WU?

139. UH... WELL, YOU KNOW, TIGER INSTINCTS AND ALL THAT.

140. SO, WHAT IS IT?

141. THE REVERSING MIRROR.

142. IT REVERSES THE EFFECTS OF ANY SHEN GONG WU.

143. FOR EXAMPLE, THE TWO TON TUNIC

144. WOULD BECOME AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.

145. WHOA!

146. OOH, THAT IS AS KIMIKO MIGHT SAY,

147. "HEAVY... OR NOT!"

148. JOKES AREN'T GOING TO GET SHEN GONG WU, PEOPLE.

149. SADDLE UP.

150. WHAT'S THE MATTER, WUYA?

151. NEED A HAND? HA HA HA.

152. IT'S TOO BAD YOURS ARE ALL GHOSTY.

153. THE REVERSING MIRROR'S MINE!

154. I FOUND IT FIRST!

155. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

156. FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS.

157. THE ONLY ONE WHO MAY BE A WEEPING LOSER

158. IS YOU, JACK SPICER! AND YOU, WUYA!

159. YOU SHALL WEEP OVER YOUR LOSS AS WELL!

160. WOW. THAT IS THE LAMEST TAUNT EVER.

161. STICK TO THE JUMPING AND KICKING, OMI.

162. AS YOU WISH.

163. AAH-CHAA!

164. AAH!

165. HUH! AAH!

166. HUH! AAH!

167. TOO SLOW.

168. GOT IT!

169. JACKBOTS, ATTACK!

170. WHOA!

171. YEAH!

172. AAH!

173. SPICER, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

174. WHAT'S THE MATTER, WUYA?

175. GOT NO ONE TO ROOT FOR?

176. BEAT IT, PEST.

177. FLASHLIGHT TAG IS THE GAME.

178. MY TIGER CLAWS AGAINST YOUR LOTUS TWISTER.

179. FIRST ONE CAUGHT IN THE LIGHT BEAM LOSES.

180. WHATEVER. LET'S GO.

181. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

182. GONG YI TAMPAI!

183. LOTUS TWISTER!

184. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

185. UH-OH.

186. AAH!

187. IF I GET MYSELF TIED UP IN A KNOT OVER THIS,

188. I'M GOING TO SUE.

189. AAH!

190. WHOA! SHOULD'VE PICKED A DIFFERENT SHOWDOWN.

191. HUH?

192. RAIMUNDO, HEAD TOWARD THE LIGHT!

193. HA HA HA HA!

194. UH-OH.

195. SORRY, PAL.

196. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

197. AAH!

198. WHAA-AA-OH!

199. OOH! AAH!

200. AAH!

201. SWELL.

202. UHH!

203. ALL RIGHT, RAIMUNDO!

204. WELL DONE, PARDNER.

205. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

206. RAIMUNDO, YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THE SHOWDOWN

207. WAS MOST IMPRESSIVE,

208. AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN A XIAOLIN APPRENTICE.

209. YOU'RE RIGHT, OMI. I'M NOT.

210. SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT THEM?

211. HUH? WHAT?

212. PARDON ME?

213. HEY! OH, BOY.

214. HA HA HA HA! WELL DONE, RAIMUNDO.

215. RAI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

216. I'M DONE WITH THIS WHOLE XIAOLIN THING.

217. FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN FIND ME ON THE HEYLIN SIDE.

218. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

219. SO LONG, XIAOLIN WARRIORS.

220. BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

221. HA HA HA HA HA!

222. YES! YES!

223. THIS IS THE PERFECT SPOT

224. FROM WHICH TO PLAN OUR CONQUEST OF THE WORLD!

225. UM... I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS IN STYLE—

226. VIDEO GAMES, COLD SODA, HOT PIZZA, LAP OF LUXURY.

227. ANY OF THAT RINGING A BELL?

228. PATIENCE, DEAR RAIMUNDO.

229. ALL THAT AND MORE WILL BE YOURS SOON.

230. THE REVERSING MIRROR IS THE KEY TO OUR VICTORY.

231. BUT TO USE IT TO ITS FULLEST EFFECT,

232. I NEED YOU TO RETURN TO THE XIAOLIN TEMPLE

233. ONE LAST TIME.

234. NO WAY. FORGET IT.

235. I'M DONE WITH THE XIAOLIN MOOK LIFESTYLE.

236. FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER CHUMP.

237. DID I MENTION YOUR OWN PROFESSIONAL SOCCER TEAM?

238. SOCCER TEAM?

239. YES. EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE

240. TO DRINK OUT OF THE WORLD CUP?

241. OK. SO, WHAT DO I DO?

242. HA HA HA HA HA!

243. UHH!

244. UHH... HUH!

245. UHH! UHH... UHH!

246. LET ME GUESS.

247. THERE'S SOME IMPERCEPTIBLE FAULT IN YOUR FORM

248. THAT ONLY YOU COULD POSSIBLY NOTICE.

249. OH, NO, KIMIKO.

250. MY FORM IS WITHOUT FLAWS, NATURALLY.

251. NATURALLY.

252. BUT STILL I AM DUMPED IN THE DOWNS.

253. EVEN TRAINING CANNOT LIFT MY GLOOMY SPIRITS.

254. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, OMI.

255. YEAH. SITTING ON MY SPURS WOULDN'T HURT AS MUCH AS THIS.

256. I CAN'T BELIEVE RAI HAS GONE BAD

257. JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET PROMOTED

258. TO XIAOLIN APPRENTICE.

259. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE RAIMUNDO HASN'T GONE BAD.

260. YOU CARE TO CONNECT THOSE DOTS FOR ME?

261. MAYBE RAIMUNDO IS ENACTING

262. SOME SECRET AND ELABORATE PLAN

263. DESIGNED TO... UHH...

264. LURE EVIL INTO A FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE?

265. YES! THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT RAIMUNDO IS DOING!

266. OMI, THAT MAKES NO SENSE...

267. AT ALL.

268. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

269. THE SHEN GONG WU VAULT?

270. SOMEONE'S OPENING IT.

271. RAIMUNDO, YOU HAVE RETURNED!

272. SEE? SECRET, ELABORATE PLAN.

273. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

274. WITH THE SERPENT'S TAIL, MY CLEVER FRIEND?

275. UH... STEALING IT?

276. OR SO IT WOULD APPEAR.

277. SECRET, ELABORATE PLAN.

278. OMI, THERE'S NO PLAN.

279. HE'S STEALING OUR SHEN GONG WU.

280. NOT ON MY WATCH. AAH!

281. URGH!

282. AAH-YAH!

283. SO THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE, HUH?

284. YOU TELL US, RAIMUNDO.

285. YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP THE SHEN GONG WU AND LEAVE.

286. NAH. I'M UP FOR A XIAOLIN SLAP DOWN.

287. AAH!

288. WIND!

289. I AM SEVERELY CONFUSED.

290. THIS PLAN SEEMS MORE ELABORATE THAN NECESSARY.

291. AAH!

292. AAH!

293. RAIMUNDO?

294. AAH!

295. WIND!

296. OMI, STOP HIM!

297. RAIMUNDO, I AM STARTING TO THINK

298. YOU ARE NOT ENACTING SOME SORT OF SECRET, ELABORATE PLAN.

299. NOTHING ESCAPES YOU, OMI.

300. NOT EVEN YOU.

301. WRONG. SERPENT'S TAIL!

302. AAH!

303. AAH!

304. DID HE ESCAPE?

305. RAIMUNDO REALLY HAS BETRAYED US.

306. RAIMUNDO STOLE OUR SHEN GONG WU?

307. THIS IS MOST TROUBLING.

308. IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,

309. PUT A PADLOCK ON THIS THING!

310. THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE.

311. HE ONLY RUSTLED UP ONE— THE SERPENT'S TAIL.

312. WHY WOULD RAIMUNDO TAKE JUST ONE SHEN GONG WU?

313. BECAUSE THAT ONE SHEN GONG WU IS ALL WUYA NEEDS.

314. IS THE SERPENT'S TAIL REALLY ALL THAT?

315. YOU GOT THAT OMINOUS THING GOING ON.

316. CARE TO SPILL THE BEANS?

317. ON ITS OWN THE SERPENT'S TAIL IS NO GREAT THREAT,

318. IT MAKES A SOLID PERSON GHOSTLY.

319. BUT COMBINED WITH THE REVERSING MIRROR—

320. IT WOULD TURN A GHOSTLY PERSON SOLID.

321. WUYA!

322. PRECISELY.

323. HA! SPECIAL DELIVERY.

324. THE SERPENT'S TAIL.

325. EXCELLENT!

326. I'LL SOON BE FLESH AGAIN.

327. ANYTHING, DOJO?

328. ZIP, NADA, BUPKUS.

329. PLEASE HURRY.

330. IF WUYA IS RESTORED TO HER FLESHY FORM,

331. LIFE AS WE KNOW IT MAY CEASE TO EXIST.

332. I GET IT! IT'S IMPORTANT!

333. I'M DOING MY BEST.

334. THE ADDITIONAL PRESSURE, I DO NOT NEED.

335. SORRY.

336. OH, FORGET IT.

337. IT'S JUST FRESHLY ACTIVATED SHEN GONG WU ARE EASY TO TRACK.

338. BUT AN OLD ONE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW—

339. WAIT. HOLD ON.

340. I GOT SOMETHING.

341. IS THAT THE SERPENT'S TAIL?

342. BINGO!

343. YOU READY?

344. I'VE WAITED 1,500 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT!

345. SO THAT'S A YES?

346. YES, YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

347. OK, OK. JUST JERKING YOUR CHAIN.

348. THAT'S FUNNY.

349. A JERK JERKING A CHAIN.

350. A JERK JERKING A CHAIN.

351. HA! MOST AMUSING, CLAY.

352. HA HA HA HA!

353. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T MISS?

354. OMI CONSTANTLY MISSING—

355. HI-YA!

356. HEY!

357. MISSING WHAT?

358. GIVE IT!

359. THIS? SORRY.

360. HA HA HA HA!

361. HAH! HAH!

362. TRY AGAIN.

363. AAH!

364. WHOOPS!

365. HA!

366. CUT IT OUT!

367. TOO LATE!

368. THEY'RE MAKING A BUFFOON OUT OF YOU.

369. NOT ANYMORE.

370. GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!

371. WHERE'S RAIMUNDO?

372. WHEREVER HE WANTS TO BE.

373. OHH!

374. AIRBALL!

375. UHH! AHH!

376. HAAH!

377. AAH!

378. UHH!

379. GO, BOY! USE IT!

380. HURRY!

381. SERPENT'S TAIL!

382. STOP! I CAN'T—

383. DO ANYTHING TO STOP YOU.

384. REVERSING MIRROR!

385. THIS IS BAD. VERY, VERY BAD.

386. IF I HAD HAIR, IT WOULD BE STANDING ON END.

387. IF I HAD BOOTS, I'D BE QUAKING IN THEM.

388. WANNA BORROW MINE?

389. NO THANKS. NO FEET.

390. WUYA?

391. IN THE FLESH.

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