Xiaolin Showdown 1x11

Directed by Tim Eldred

Not a single Shen-Gong-Wu has been revealed for the past few weeks, making the Xiaolin Warriors edgy. Suddenly, 4 Shen-Gong-Wu are revealed at the same time. In order to accomplish this task, the Warriors split up. Kimiko goes to a swamp, Raimundo to a beach, Clay to the Arctic, and Omi to a desert. However, Jack and Wuya are also trying to get these new Shen-Gong-Wu. Katnappé, Tubbimura, and the Chameleon-Bot (version 2.0) decide to help Jack and Wuya track them down. What happens when there are 4 Xiaolin Showdowns at the same time? How will the Xiaolin Warriors prevail?

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

2. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

3. AAH!

4. AAH!

5. AAH! AAH!

6. AAH! AAH!

7. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

8. WHAT'S THE WORD, DOJO?

9. WE GOT OURSELVES A BITE THIS MORNIN'?

10. ZIP. NOTTA. BUPKIS.

11. NOT EVEN A NIBBLE.

12. IS IT MEDICALLY POSSIBLE

13. TO ACTUALLY DIE FROM BOREDOM?

14. IT'S BEEN, LIKE, FOREVER

15. SINCE THE LAST SHEN GONG WU WENT ACTIVE.

16. 2 WEEKS, 4 DAYS, 6 HOURS.

17. LOOK TOWARD THE BRIGHT DIRECTION.

18. THIS ONLY GIVES US MORE TIME TO BOND TOGETHER.

19. THROUGH RIGOROUS TRAINING.

20. THE BOULDER WAS EASILY BROUGHT DOWN BY GRAVITY.

21. BRINGING IT UP WILL TAKE SOMETHING FAR MORE ELUSIVE—

22. TEAMWORK.

23. COME ON, KIMIKO.

24. PULL YOUR WEIGHT ALREADY.

25. YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING.

26. WHY NOT? YOU DO ALL THE HEAVY SNORING.

27. IT SHAKES THE TEMPLE RAFTERS.

28. UNH! YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM

29. WHEN YOU'RE ON THE CELL PHONE 24-7?

30. "OH, NO WAY! HE SAID THAT? OH, NO WAY.

31. "WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY?

32. OH, NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY."

33. AND COULD YOU POSSIBLY DOWNLOAD

34. A MORE ANNOYING RING TONE?

35. WHAT?

36. YOU BROUGHT YOUR CELL PHONE?

37. BOY, RAIMUNDO'S REALLY GOT YOU PEGGED.

38. OH, DON'T EVEN COME AT ME

39. WITH THAT MALE BONDING VIBE, CLAY.

40. I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAIN NONSTOP

41. ABOUT RAIMUNDO'S MUSIC.

42. WHAT ABOUT MY MUSIC?

43. WELL...

44. AND I QUOTE,

45. "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

46. "A SINGLE WORD THEM FOLKS ARE SINGIN' 'BOUT,

47. AND I USE THE TERM SINGIN' MIGHTY LOOSELY."

48. I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT.

49. DO I?

50. PLEASE, MY FRIENDS.

51. REMEMBER THAT WE ARE MOST POWERFUL

52. WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER.

53. WE MUST ACCEPT EACH OTHER'S BAD POINTS

54. ALONG WITH THE GOOD.

55. IF YOU GUYS HAD ANY GOOD POINTS, I MIGHT—

56. OH, OW!

57. WHOA! UNH!

58. UNH!

59. OH! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?

60. I WAS MERELY ATTEMPTING TO BOND OUR GROUP.

61. OH, STOW IT, POLLYANNA.

62. FOR REAL, OMI. YOUR GOODY-GOODY ATTITUDE

63. IS GETTING ON ALL OF OUR NERVES.

64. WHOO! AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?

65. IS IT ME, OR DO YOU DETECT

66. A LITTLE TENSION IN THE GROUP, HMM?

67. OH. WHILE WE BICKER,

68. THE FORCES OF DARKNESS ARE MOST CERTAINLY GROWING STRONGER.

69. WHO ATE THE LAST PUDDING CUP?

70. I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON OPERATING MY ROBOTS WITHOUT PUDDING!

71. WUYA!

72. WHAT?

73. YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING

74. ON GATHERING SHEN GONG WU.

75. NOT PUDDING.

76. WHAT SHEN GONG WU?

77. YOU HAVEN'T SENSED ANY IN WEEKS.

78. PROBABLY BEEN TOO BUSY

79. SCARFING DOWN OTHER PEOPLE'S PUDDING CUPS!

80. I'M GHOSTLY. I DON'T EAT.

81. WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOU DON'T SWEAT EITHER.

82. BUT YOU STILL MANAGE TO PUT OFF

83. SOME SERIOUS B.O., SISTER.

84. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN SMELL ANYTHING

85. CONSIDERING HOW OFTEN

86. YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE FINGERS UP YOUR NOSTRILS.

87. YOU'D THINK THERE WAS AN ENTIRE VAULT

88. OF SHEN GONG WU UP THERE—

89. I'M SENSING A SHEN GONG WU.

90. IT'S ABOUT TIME, WOMAN.

91. OMI, PLEASE TELL CLAY HE'S BLOCKING MY LIGHT.

92. CLAY, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM—

93. OMI, TELL KIMIKO THAT I'LL CAST MY SHADOW

94. WHEREVER I DARN WELL PLEASE.

95. KIMIKO, CLAY RESPONDS—

96. TELL CLAY THAT MAYBE IF HIS SHADOW WASN'T SO FAT AND HUGE...

97. CLAY, KIM—

98. OMI, TELL KIMIKO AND CLAY

99. THAT THEY'RE BOTH

100. GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

101. GAME ON, PARTY PEOPLE!

102. SHEN GONG WU ALERT. WE GOT A LIVE ONE.

103. LOOKS LIKE IT'S THIS WAY.

104. WHOA, HOLD ON.

105. IT COULD BE A DOUBLE HEADER.

106. OH, IT'S NOT ONE BUT 2 SHEN GONG WU!

107. WAIT! COULD THIS BE...

108. IT'S 3! A SHEN GONG WU HAT TRICK!

109. OH! 3 SHEN GONG WU!

110. NO, WAIT!

111. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

112. IT'S NOT 3, B-B-B-B-BUT...

113. 4!

114. 4 SHEN GONG WU

115. ACTIVATING AT THE SAME TIME!

116. OW! WHOO! OH, OH, OH!

117. OW OW! OW OW OW!

118. OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH. DID I MENTION...

119. OWW!

120. A FLOCK OF BIRDS WILL GATHER MORE SEEDS

121. IF THEY FLY IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.

122. THAT MEAN WE'RE SPLITTING UP? GOOD.

123. YEAH, FINE BY ME.

124. I RECKON WE COULD ALL STAND TO RIDE SOLO FOR A SPELL.

125. OH.

126. I'VE CALLED IN HELP FROM SOME OLD FRIENDS.

127. KATNAPPE.

128. MEOW.

129. PRRR.

130. THE CHAMELEON BOT.

131. VERSION 2.0

132. AND TUBBIMURA.

133. SOMEONE MENTION THERE WOULD BE PUDDING CUPS?

134. WE DON'T NEED THESE LOSERS.

135. I CAN SO HANDLE THIS ON MY OWN.

136. YOU CAN SO NOT.

137. YOU SEE, SHEN GONG WU

138. ARE NOT THE ONLY THINGS

139. I PLAN TO CAPTURE. EW.

140. I HAVE DETERMINED THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY

141. YOU WILL EVER BE SUCCESSFUL, JACK SPICER.

142. AND THAT'S IF YOUR COMPETITION IS ELIMINATED...

143. ONCE AND FOR ALL.

144. THE FIRST SHEN GONG WU

145. IS CALLED "THE LOTUS TWISTER."

146. IT HAS THE POWER TO TURN YOUR LIMBS

147. INTO STRETCHABLE RUBBER.

148. I'M ON IT.

149. OUR NEXT TARGET IS THE LONGI KITE.

150. WITH IT, ONE CAN SAIL THROUGH THE AIR.

151. A DESERTED ISLAND? SWEET.

152. TAKE YOUR TIME PICKIN' ME UP.

153. UNH.

154. THE THIRD SHEN GONG WU

155. IS THE TONGUE OF SAIPING.

156. IT ALLOWS YOU TO TALK TO ANIMALS.

157. HOW VERY DR. DOOLITTLE.

158. IT'S THAT WAY.

159. I RECKON ANIMALS MIGHT MAKE FOR SOME BETTER COMPANY.

160. THAT LEAVES THE SUN CHI LANTERN.

161. IT ALLOWS THE USER TO UNITE HIS CHI ENERGY

162. WITH ANYONE ILLUMINATED BY THE LANTERN'S GLOW.

163. HOT. COLD. HOT AGAIN.

164. HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS TODAY.

165. WHAT IS A DRAGON TO DO?

166. THE LOTUS TWISTER, HEH.

167. EASY PICKIN's.

168. MEOW.

169. KATNAPPE!

170. UP FOR A CAT FIGHT?

171. UNH, UNH.

172. THE LONGI KITE. NICE.

173. WHOA.

174. EXCUSE ME.

175. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA SHARE THAT WITH ME?

176. WELL, I'D LIKE TO. BUT...

177. SHARING ISN'T REALLY MY THING.

178. HEY! UNH!

179. UNH! UNH!

180. HUH?

181. GREETINGS, DRAGON OF THE EARTH.

182. YAAAHHH!

183. UNH! OOH!

184. UNH! OOH!

185. UNH.

186. WELL, LOOKEE HERE.

187. A STANDOFF.

188. THE SUN CHI LANTERN.

189. HUH?

190. STEP ASIDE, LITTLE MAN.

191. JACK SPICER.

192. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT.

193. KATNAPPE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

194. MY MANTIS FLIP COIN...

195. AGAINST YOUR TWO TON TUNIC.

196. WE'LL RACE OVER THIS HERE ICE.

197. ONLY THERE'S A TWIST.

198. WE EACH CARRY A GLASSFUL OF WATER

199. AND YOU CAN'T SPILL A DROP.

200. VERY WELL. I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE WITH A TWIST.

201. LET'S GO.

202. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

203. GONG YI TAMPAI!

204. OH, NO!

205. OH! AAH!

206. UNH. UNH.

207. UNH. UNH.

208. AAH! UNH.

209. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GATOR HOPPING.

210. HYAH!

211. UNH! MANTIS FLIP COIN!

212. YAAAH!

213. UNH! UNH!

214. UNH! UNH.

215. IT'S A GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK.

216. THE SHEN GONG WU HIDES, AND WE SEEK IT.

217. THIS IS GONNA BE BIG.

218. THE FALCON EYE GIVE ME THE EDGE.

219. HUH?

220. AAH!

221. SERPENT'S TAIL.

222. THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR.

223. HYAH! HAH!

224. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON THIN ICE.

225. EAT MY SAND, BALDY.

226. I ALMOST FORGOT.

227. I MADE YOU SOME FRIENDS

228. SO YOU WOULDN'T BE LONELY.

229. THEY'RE UPGRADES. GET IT? UPGRADES—

230. 'CAUSE THEY'RE TALL?

231. YOUR JOKE IS MOST OBVIOUS, JACK SPICER.

232. NEVER MIND.

233. SPIDER BOTS, DESTROY HIM!

234. UNH! UNH! AAH! AAH!

235. TANGLED WEB COMB!

236. ALMOST THERE.

237. HA!

238. BETTER HURRY, KATNAP, OR—

239. HELLO, OPERATOR?

240. PLEASE CONNECT ME TO MS. KIMIKO TOHO.

241. UH-OH.

242. OH! OH!

243. AAAHHH!

244. UNH! COME ON, COME ON, WHERE IS IT?

245. ALLOW ME.

246. UH, NICE SHARKY?

247. GO SLOW, COWBOY.

248. OOH! UNH! SHUCKIN' FISH THE BEST YOU CAN DO, PARTNER?

249. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR A SNACK.

250. MUCH OBLIGED. BUT I'M MORE OF A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK KINDA GUY.

251. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU.

252. GO ON, LITTLE DOGIES.

253. COME ON, GET.

254. WAH HA HA HA!

255. WHOA!

256. UNH! WATER!

257. HYAH!

258. PHEW.

259. UNH!

260. UNH.

261. AAH, AAH!

262. PHEW.

263. MY, MY. LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.

264. UNH! I HATE YOUR CAT PUNS.

265. REALLY?

266. WHOA!

267. I FIND THEM PURRRFECT.

268. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

269. MMMPH!

270. MMMPH!

271. UNH!

272. HOW ABOUT DOUBLE OR NOTH—

273. UNH!

274. UNH! UNH! UNH!

275. AAAHHH!

276. CHANGING CHOPSTICKS.

277. THE TONGUE IS MINE!

278. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GOT A BLANKET YOU COULD SPARE?

279. HEY!

280. MMMPH, MMMPH!

281. NO, NO, NO! MMMPH!

282. AAH!

283. NO FAIR! YOUR WATER!

284. BLEAH! WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP!

285. I WIN YOUR SHOWDOWN WITH A TWIST, JACK SPICER!

286. AH.

287. I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE THIS VICTORY

288. WITH MY FRIENDS.

289. KIMIKO! RAIMUNDO! CLAY!

290. CHECK ME IN, MY FRIENDS.

291. I HAVE SEVERELY TROUNCED UP AND DOWN JACK SPICER'S BUTTOCKS!

292. HELLO?

293. MY FRIENDS?

294. THEY ARE NOT HERE, OMI.

295. CAPTURED?

296. ALL 3 OF MY FRIENDS?

297. IT IS A NEW TACTIC BY WUYA.

298. WE SHOULD HAVE ANTICIPATED IT.

299. I MUST GO AFTER THEM AT ONCE.

300. I DON'T KNOW, KID.

301. YOU'RE FACIN' SOME PRETTY STEEP ODDS HERE.

302. WUYA'S FORCES ARE VERY STRONG.

303. AND YOU WILL BE ALONE.

304. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MASTER,

305. I AM ALONE.

306. THE SUN CHI LANTERN?

307. IS THAT THE ONLY SHEN GONG WU YOU BROUGHT?

308. I MEAN, I'M ALL FOR PACKIN' LIGHT.

309. BUT...

310. IT IS ALL THAT I WILL NEED.

311. HYAH!

312. MMM.

313. EEE...

314. UNH!

315. MY FRIENDS!

316. HEARING THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICES AGAIN

317. WILL GIVE ME TREMENDOUS PLEASURE.

318. OMI! RUN! IT'S A TRAP!

319. THAT DID NOT GIVE ME AS MUCH PLEASURE AS I HAD HOPED.

320. AH, SO PREDICTABLE.

321. THE LITTLE MONK COULDN'T RESIST

322. RESCUING HIS PRECIOUS FRIENDS.

323. YOU KNOW, THIS TRAP WOULD NEVER HAVE WORKED

324. IF I HADN'T LOST MY XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

325. WAIT, THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.

326. SOON, WE WILL HAVE ALL 4 OF THE CHOSEN ONES

327. OUT OF THE WAY.

328. AND THE REST OF THE SHEN GONG WU

329. WILL BE EASY PICKIN's.

330. EVEN FOR JACK.

331. MMMPH!

332. THE WEAK TALK.

333. THE STRONG TAKE ACTION!

334. YES, AND SO WE SHALL! ATTACK!

335. AAH, HYAH!

336. UNH! UNH!

337. EEEUNH!

338. YOU FOOLS! HE HAS YOU FIGHTING EACH OTHER!

339. YEAH.

340. UNH!

341. PFFT!

342. AND SO IT ENDS.

343. SUN CHI LANTERN!

344. STOP HIM! HE'S MERGING

345. HIS CHI ENERGY WITH THE OTHERS!

346. FIRE!

347. EARTH!

348. WIND!

349. AAH!

350. MEEOOWW!

351. FIRE!

352. UNH!

353. MEOW!

354. WIND!

355. OOH AAH WAH!

356. EARTH!

357. UNH!

358. DON'T MAKE ME BUST YOU UP, LITTLE MAN.

359. AAH HA! AAH!

360. WAIT! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

361. GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!

362. OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF!

363. 4 OOFS. THAT'S ALL OF 'EM.

364. OMI, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

365. "THANK YOU" SOUNDS LIKE A MIGHTY GOOD PLACE TO START.

366. YEAH, YOU KICKED SOME MAJOR BUTT BACK THERE, BRO.

367. IT WAS NOT ME.

368. IT WAS ALL OF US.

369. WE GOT THE SERPENT'S TAIL,

370. THE ORB OF TOURNAMI...

371. THE LONGI KITE...

372. AND THE TONGUE OF SAIPING,

373. WHICH I DO NOT RECOMMEND TOUCHING.

374. WE HAVE DONE WELL. BUT WE STILL HAVE

375. ONE TASK TO ACCOMPLISH.

376. Y'ALL READY NOW?

377. ALL TOGETHER.

378. ON 3.

379. 1, 2, AND...

380. 3!

381. WELL DONE, MY YOUNG DRAGONS.

382. STUPENDOUS! YEAH, PARTNERS!

383. WE RULE!

384. WE ROCK! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

385. YEE-HAW!

386. OOH.

387. MMM, OH.

388. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

389. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—