Xiaolin Showdown 1x10

Directed by Steve Lyons

Clay's dad shows up at the Xiaolin Temple with the intention of bringing Clay back to the ranch for good. Clay tries, however, fails to convince his dad that he needs to stay with his fellow Xiaolin Warriors. Daddy Bailey takes his son back to Texas, but Dojo later realizes that Clay's dad is unawarely wearning an inactive Shen-Gong-Wu around his neck, thinking its a lone star. It activates and now the gang must travel to Texas to stop Jack from stealing Clay's Dad's Shen-Gong-Wu.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

2. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

3. AAH! AAH!

4. AAH! AAH!

5. AAH! AAH!

6. AAH!

7. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

8. ARE YOU SURE CLAY WANTS US TO DO THIS?

9. OF COURSE.

10. REMEMBER, IF THE HAT DOESN'T HOLD 10 GALLONS,

11. HE GETS TO RETURN IT FOR A FREE ONE.

12. BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MILK?

13. COWBOYS, COW MILK.

14. MILK COMES FROM COWS, TOO?

15. WE GET OURS FROM MOUNTAIN GOATS HERE.

16. HEY, FELLAS!

17. HUH?

18. ONLY 91/2 GALLONS.

19. YOU GET A FREE HAT!

20. RAIMUNDO!

21. THINK FAST!

22. OHH! GRR.

23. AAH!

24. HEY, WHAT'S ONE HAT

25. COMPARED TO YOUR BEST FRIEND RAIMUNDO'S LIFE?

26. YOU ARE TEXAS TOAST, RAI.

27. ECCH! UHH!

28. UHH! OHH!

29. AH, RAIMUNDO. HAVE YOU SEEN CLAY?

30. I HAVE A SURPRISE VISITOR FOR—

31. SWEET YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS, BOY.

32. DADDY?

33. WE ARE MOST HONORED

34. TO HAVE SUCH A FAMOUS CATTLEMAN

35. VISIT THE XIAOLIN TEMPLE.

36. DID YOU KNOW THEY MAKE MILK FROM COWS?

37. UH, YEAH.

38. I RECKON I DID.

39. IT'S A MIGHTY PURTY TEMPLE, CLAY,

40. BUT IT DON'T LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF TRAINING I HAD IN MIND

41. WHEN I LET YOU COME HERE.

42. DADDY, THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN—

43. I THINK IT'S TIME

44. CLAY CAME BACK ON HOME TO THE RANCH.

45. BUT THE QUEST FOR THE SHEN GONG WU IS IMPORTANT.

46. MORE IMPORTANT THAN LISTENING TO YOUR DADDY?

47. NO, SIR.

48. THE XIAOLIN HAVE ALWAYS TAUGHT RESPECT

49. FOR THE WAYS OF THE ELDERS.

50. IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR SON TO RETURN, WE WILL—

51. HEADS UP, FOLKS!

52. BRAND-NEW SHEN GONG WU COMING THROUGH!

53. SAY, NICE THINGAMABOB.

54. THAT'S THE LONE STAR OF TEXAS.

55. BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.

56. IT GETS PASSED FROM DADDY TO SON.

57. YOU KNOW,

58. IT LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR.

59. I THINK I'VE SEEN ONE JUST LIKE IT.

60. DOJO, THE SHEN GONG WU?

61. HUH? OH, RIGHT.

62. AH, THE ORB OF TORNAMI.

63. ITS SMALL MOUTH HOLDS BACK

64. A MIGHTY FLOOD.

65. HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT LITTLE CARTOON FELLA

66. MOVE LIKE THAT?

67. THIS IS PERFECT.

68. DADDY CAN COME ALONG FOR A SHEN GONG WU ROUNDUP.

69. THEN YOU'LL SEE WHY I GOT TO STAY HERE.

70. AND YOU CAN TELL ME THE ANCIENT SECRET

71. OF MAKING MILK FROM COWS.

72. HA HA!

73. THE ORB OF TORNAMI IS MINE!

74. BOW BEFORE ME.

75. HA HA HA!

76. HURRY UP, BOY.

77. YOU GLOAT TOO MUCH.

78. DON'T UNDERCUT MY EVIL MOMENT, PLEASE.

79. NOW WHERE WAS I?

80. OH, YEAH. EVIL LAUGH.

81. HA HA HA!

82. JACK SPICER ALREADY HAS THE SHEN GONG WU.

83. BUT WE CAN STILL SURPRISE HIM.

84. I HAVE A VERY GOOD PLAN.

85. WHAT ARE YOU,

86. SOME KIND OF LADIES KNITTING CLUB?

87. JUST GET IN THERE AND HOGTIE THAT RUNT.

88. YES, SIR.

89. HEY!

90. CLAY!

91. OH, BOY.

92. HA HA HA! UHH!

93. GET THE SHEN GONG WU, YOU FOOL.

94. ORB OF TORNAMI!

95. LOOKIE, LOOKIE. THE GANG'S ALL HERE.

96. DROP THE SHEN GONG WU, JACK.

97. WELL, CLAY, SINCE YOU ASKED NICELY,

98. I'LL... LAUGH IN YOUR SORRY BUMPKIN FACE!

99. HA HA HA!

100. BOY, GET IN THERE

101. AND FACE THAT CHUMP IN THE CHOPS.

102. UHH!

103. ORB OF TORNAMI!

104. WHOA, PARTNER!

105. WHOA!

106. UHH!

107. A PERFECT STRIKE!

108. I'D LOVE TO STAY AND GLOAT,

109. BUT I'M TOLD I DO TOO MUCH OF THAT.

110. OH, SO TRUE.

111. SO I'LL JUST SAY MY PATENTED EXIT LINE.

112. SO LONG, LOSERS!

113. HA HA HA!

114. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, CLAY?

115. YES. I HAD A VERY, VERY GOOD PLAN.

116. LOTS OF KICKING AND FLIPPING AND—

117. I'M SORRY,

118. BUT I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF TO DADDY.

119. THE ONLY THING YOU PROVED

120. IS WHAT A MISTAKE I MADE LETTING YOU JOIN

121. THIS SILLY XIAO-POW RING-A-DING QUEST

122. IN THE FIRST PLACE!

123. SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR PALS, CLAY,

124. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING HOME TO TEXAS,

125. AND YOU AIN'T COMING BACK.

126. KIMIKO.

127. RAIMUNDO.

128. CLAY.

129. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

130. I GOT STUBBY LITTLE DRAGON HANDS.

131. AHH, I MISS CLAY.

132. IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME, IS IT?

133. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

134. I STILL GET TO MAKE FUN OF OMI,

135. BUT HALF THE TIME, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M DOING IT.

136. I WONDER WHAT CLAY IS DOING RIGHT—

137. YOU MAKE FUN OF ME?

138. OH, MAN. I MISS CLAY.

139. TOO BAD HIS DADDY'S SUCH A STUBBORN COWBOY.

140. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO DIG THE MAN'S SENSE OF STYLE.

141. THAT TIE SLIDE THINGY IS REALLY—

142. WHOA!

143. WHAT IS IT, DOJO?

144. I JUST REALIZED

145. WHY THE LONE STAR LOOKED SO FAMILIAR.

146. IT'S THE STAR HANABI.

147. I'M GUESSING THAT'S A SHENG GONG WU.

148. YEAH. IT MUST BE INACTIVE.

149. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T NOTICE BEFORE.

150. BUT IF IT ACTIVATES,

151. JACK AND WUYA WILL BE ALL OVER IT

152. LIKE KIJU FLIES ON A SUN BERRY BLOSSOM.

153. I MISS CLAY AND HIS COLORFUL METAPHORS.

154. AH, NOTHING LIKE THE OPEN RANGE, HUH?

155. LOOKS LIKE THEY EVEN GOT A CATTLE DRIVE GOING ON.

156. OOH! I WILL MILK YOU AND YOU AND YOU.

157. OOH, AND YOU WITH THE LONG HORNS, GET READY!

158. SORRY TO BURST YOUR MILK BUBBLE THERE, OMI,

159. BUT THOSE AREN'T MILKING COWS.

160. THEY'RE MORE THE GET-ALONG LITTLE-DOGIE KIND.

161. PERHAPS.

162. BUT ONCE I MASTER THE ART

163. OF THE MILKED COW,

164. NONE WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST ME!

165. I NEVER HEARD SUCH HOGWASH.

166. BUT THEY WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU, DADDY.

167. THE LONE STAR HAS BEEN IN THE FAMILY

168. SINCE THE FIRST SETTLER DUG IT UP

169. RIGHT HERE BACK IN 1849.

170. YEAH, BUT WHO DO YOU THINK BURIED IT BACK IN 549?

171. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO HOLD A SHEN GONG WU.

172. ONCE IT BECOMES ACTIVE,

173. JACK SPICER AND WUYA

174. WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT.

175. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, DADDY.

176. THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN TAKE

177. THAT STAR FROM ME IS CLAY,

178. AND THAT'S ONLY AFTER HE PROVES HE'S A MAN,

179. A REAL TEXAS MAN.

180. BUT, DADDY—

181. TELL YOU WHAT,

182. YOU WANT TO SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT,

183. YOU MOVE THAT HERD DOWN TO THE RIVER.

184. OOH, HERD OF COWS?

185. I WILL FINALLY MASTER THE ART

186. OF THE MILKED COW!

187. SON, THIS AIN'T NO DAIRY FARM.

188. IT'S A BEEF RANCH.

189. THERE'S OLD BESSIE OUT IN THE BARN.

190. SHE'S STILL A MILKER.

191. ALL RIGHT, HAVE AT HER.

192. THE REST OF Y'ALL CAN HELP CLAY.

193. YOU START TOMORROW, CRACK OF DAWN.

194. UM, I'M REALLY MORE

195. OF A CRACK OF NOON GUY MYSELF.

196. DAWN IS COOL, TOO.

197. OH, ALL RIGHT.

198. I'M UP, I'M UP.

199. IS SOMEONE PLAYING MARACAS?

200. AAH! RATTLESNAKE!

201. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

202. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

203. UH, I HARDLY KNOW YOU.

204. AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST.

205. THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!

206. AAH!

207. OOH-WHEE!

208. THAT'S A RIGHT PURTY OUTFIT, KIMIKO.

209. NOT MY USUAL THING,

210. BUT ANYTHING WITH SEQUINS

211. CAN'T BE ALL BAD.

212. OH, I FEEL SILLY...

213. AND SLEEPY.

214. WELL, THAT'S THE LIFE OF A COWBOY...

215. EXCEPT THE SILLY PART.

216. CLAY! CLAY! UHH!

217. UH, I MAY NEED A SMALLER HAT.

218. PERHAPS A 6-GALLON?

219. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT, OMI.

220. VERY WELL. HAVE FUN ON THE RANCH, COWPOKES!

221. RETURN THIRSTY FOR MILK,

222. BECAUSE I WILL BE MAKING BUCKETS OF IT.

223. PFFT.

224. GOOD MORNING, OLD BESSIE.

225. MY NAME IS OMI,

226. AND I WILL BE YOUR MILKER THIS MORNING.

227. NOW LET US SHAKE HANDS

228. AND HAVE A GOOD, CLEAN MILKING.

229. AH, YES.

230. I WILL SHAKE YOUR MILKING PARTS INSTEAD.

231. AAH!

232. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

233. AAH! AAH! AAH!

234. OK, BUCKAROOS,

235. LET'S GET THIS CATTLE DRIVE A-MOVING!

236. YEAH.

237. GIDDY-UP.

238. RAIMUNDO!

239. WHOA! MAMA! STUPID!

240. HATE COWS!

241. AAH! UHH!

242. WHAT DID I JUST LAND IN?

243. THAT WOULD BE A COW PIE.

244. NO. I KNOW PIES.

245. PIES HAVE CHERRY OR APPLE OR RHUBARB.

246. THIS IS NO PIE!

247. I APOLOGIZE

248. IF MY GREETING WAS IMPROPER.

249. I AM NEW AT THIS.

250. LET US MAKE PEACE AND THEN MAKE MILK.

251. SHALL WE BE FRIENDS, OLD BESSIE?

252. AAH!

253. OH, BOY. WE GOT A STRAY.

254. HEY, KIM, YOU GO ROUND HIM UP.

255. WE'LL GET THE REST MOVING FOR THE RIVER.

256. ROPINGACOW.COM.

257. COULD YOU TRY GALLOPING

258. A LITTLE LESS BOUNCY?

259. YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

260. LET ME DOWN.

261. HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING DOWN, COW.

262. I ROPE YOU. YOU GET ROPED.

263. NOBODY GETS HURT. NOBODY SUES.

264. READY? GO.

265. HOLY COW!

266. I MEAN, HOLY YOU!

267. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!

268. KIKO? KIMIKO.

269. I TOTALLY CAUGHT A COW.

270. CAN YOU BELIEVE—

271. AAH!

272. GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGIES.

273. YAH! MOVE THOSE SIRLOINS AND T-BONES.

274. HOWDY!

275. KIMIKO?

276. COME ON IN. THE DIRT'S FINE.

277. AHA!

278. AAH!

279. HECK OF A GOOD DAY'S WORK, COMPADRES.

280. OHH. TELL THAT TO MY SADDLE SORES.

281. WHERE'S OMI WITH MY MILK?

282. OLD BESSIE,

283. YOU ARE A VERY WORTHY FOE,

284. BUT YOU WILL BE MILKED!

285. AAH!

286. AAH!

287. UHH! YOU WILL BE MILKED TOMORROW!

288. OH, HELLO.

289. I WAS JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT

290. TO MY NEW FRIEND OLD BESSIE.

291. HOW ARE THE COWS?

292. ALL AT THE RIVER,

293. JUST LIKE DADDY WANTED.

294. THEN THE STAR HANABI'S OURS!

295. WELL, I HOPE SO.

296. DADDY DON'T IMPRESS THAT EASILY.

297. GUYS! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER THE RANCH FOR YOU!

298. THE STAR HANABI JUST WENT ACTIVE.

299. OH, NO. DADDY!

300. YOU 2 MUST BE SOME KIND OF GOOFY.

301. IF I AIN'T GIVING THE LONE STAR

302. TO MY OWN SON,

303. I SURE AIN'T GIVING IT

304. TO A MAMA'S BOY LIKE YOU.

305. DID I SOUND LIKE I WAS ASKING PERMISSION?

306. JACK BOTS, ATTACK!

307. HEY! HEY!

308. GET OFF OF ME!

309. UHH! UHH!

310. DADDY!

311. NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE, CLAY.

312. TOO BAD ABOUT THE SUDDEN CHANGE IN WEATHER.

313. ORB OF TORNAMI!

314. UHH! WHOA!

315. AAH!

316. HA HA HA!

317. GRAB MY HAND!

318. UHH!

319. HA HA! JACK SPICER.

320. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME

321. WITH MY OWN XIAOLIN ELEMENT?

322. OLD BESSIE.

323. YOU ALL RIGHT, DADDY?

324. HA! YEAH.

325. NOW GET THAT NO-GOOD RUSTLER.

326. IS IT JUST ME

327. OR ARE THEY MAKING THIS EASIER EVERY TIME?

328. DON'T GET COCKY, BOY.

329. JUST GET TO SAFETY.

330. SAFETY FROM WHAT?

331. NO! THAT'S CHEATING!

332. JACK BOTS, ATTACK!

333. UHH!

334. HYAH!

335. OHH! UHH!

336. THERE YOU ARE, OLD BESSIE.

337. NOW STAY HERE AND DON'T WORRY.

338. COULD YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?

339. AAH!

340. HYAH!

341. JACK, I CHALLENGE YOU

342. TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

343. CLAY, I CHALLENGE—

344. CRUD. ALL RIGHT, YOU PICK.

345. MY SERPENT'S TAIL

346. AGAINST YOUR ORB OF TORNAMI.

347. THE ORB'S GETTING OLD.

348. HOW ABOUT THE SWORD OF THE STORM?

349. I HAVEN'T USED THAT TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

350. AND YOU AIN'T GONNA THIS TIME NEITHER.

351. THE STAR GOES INTO A HAYSTACK,

352. AND WHOEVER FINDS IT WINS.

353. WHAT IS THIS? XIAOLIN HOEDOWN?

354. COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OF A HICK?

355. WHATEVER. I ACCEPT.

356. UHH!

357. LET'S GO. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.

358. BESSIE, YOU'VE BEEN REMODELING?

359. WHAT ARE THESE FOR?

360. RECKON WE'RE SUPPOSED TO RIDE 'EM.

361. UH-UH. I DON'T DO SADDLES.

362. WHOO-HOO!

363. FINE. LET'S GET IT ON.

364. GONG YI TAMPAI!

365. CHECK THE BOTTOM, CLAY.

366. IT'S GOT TO BE AT THE BOTTOM.

367. IT'S NOT DOWN THERE!

368. BUT YOU AIN'T EVEN DIGGED THERE YET.

369. YOU NEED A PITCHFORK!

370. SOMEBODY GET HIM A PITCHFORK!

371. WHOA, NELLY!

372. STOP WASTING TIME WITH THE LITTLE GUY!

373. COWBOY UP, BOY.

374. I'M TRYING.

375. SERPENT'S TAIL!

376. I SEE IT!

377. NO! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

378. I THOUGHT SOCCER DADS WERE BAD. UGH!

379. UHH!

380. AAH!

381. HAVE THIS.

382. SWORD OF THE STORM!

383. HA HA HA!

384. THE STAR!

385. GIDDY-UP!

386. NO TIME TO DILLYDALLY, SON.

387. GET IN THERE!

388. UHH!

389. DADDY, I LOVE YOU,

390. BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND,

391. ZIP YOUR YAP

392. AND LET ME GET THE JOB DONE MY WAY!

393. HUH? MM-HMM.

394. UM, CLAY,

395. I KNOW THIS IS A BIG DADDY-SON MOMENT AND ALL,

396. BUT...

397. ALL FOR JACK.

398. COME TO PAPA.

399. HYAH!

400. HA HA.

401. YEE-HAW!

402. HUH?

403. HUH?

404. AAH!

405. WHOO-HOO! YEAH! YEAH!

406. AND THAT'S HOW WE TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS,

407. KUNG FU COWBOY STYLE.

408. YEE-HAW!

409. THE WAY I FIGURE IT,

410. THIS STILL BELONGS TO YOU, DADDY.

411. WHOA! TIME-OUT THERE, COWBOY.

412. CLAY, YOU WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE.

413. IT IS NOT SAFE FOR YOUR DADDY OR THE WORLD

414. TO LEAVE IT HERE.

415. MAYBE SO, BUT IT AIN'T MINE,

416. LEASTWAYS NOT TILL I'M A MAN.

417. CLAY, I RECKON YOU'VE BEEN A MAN

418. LONGER THAN I REALIZED.

419. GONNA BE A SHAME TO LOSE

420. SUCH FINE RANCH HANDS,

421. BUT I GUESS Y'ALL GOT A BIGGER JOB TO DO,

422. WHAT WITH SAVING THE WORLD AND ALL.

423. HA! THANKS, DADDY.

424. AW, DON'T THANK ME.

425. YOU DO ME PROUD.

426. HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT?

427. I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY.

428. NOW PICK UP YOUR TOYS, JACKIE,

429. AND LET'S GO HOME.

430. IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, DADDY BAILEY.

431. COME VISIT US SOMETIME

432. SO WE CAN WORK YOU LIKE A DOG.

433. UHH! HEY, I'M JUST SAYING!

434. PLEASURE MEETING YOU BOTH.

435. HEY, WHERE'S THE LITTLE FELLA?

436. OLD BESSIE,

437. MY NEW FRIEND WHOSE LIFE I SAVED.

438. I THINK I WILL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL.

439. HA! WHO IS THE MASTER NOW!

440. AAH!

441. UHH!

442. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

443. AHH!

444. NOW THAT'S A COWBOY.

445. WHOO! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, DADDY.

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