Xavier: Renegade Angel 1x5

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1. YIN.

2. YANG.

3. THIS WORLD IS STITCHED FROM A

4. BALLET OF OPPOSING FORCES.

5. WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF DAY?

6. NIGHT!

7. WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE

8. OF BLACK?

9. WHITE!

10. WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE

11. OF SALT?

12. PEPPER!

13. NO.

14. THEY'RE JUST TWO SPICES TRYING

15. TO GET BY.

16. SHALAM! YOU GOT ME.

17. YOU'RE SO SMART.

18. SO...

19. THAT'S THE WAY I CRY.

20. THAT'S THE WAY I CRY.

21. I WAS TRAINED FOR 22

22. YEARS TO FIGHT WITH MY FEET.

23. BUT IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO

24. CONSOLE WITH HIS FEET.

25. THAT'S-A SO NICE.

26. SUCH-A COMPASSIONATE PIGGIES.

27. UNLOAD YOUR TROUBLES

28. UNTO ME, EVEN IF IT'S TOUGH TO

29. SWALLOW.

30. I'M USED TO SWALLOWING HUGE

31. LOADS.

32. I'M-A GONNA GO BROKE.

33. I'M-A JUST A SIMPLE SHOP OWNER.

34. I'M-A GONNA GO OUT OF THE

35. BUSINESS.

36. I'M GOING TO HELP

37. YOU, EVEN IF IT KILLS US BOTH.

38. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

39. EVERY MORNING, WITH MY HANDS,

40. I SPLICE-A GENETICALLY UNIQUE

41. DOMESTIC ANIMALS.

42. BUT NOBODY SHE WANT-A THE FREAKY

43. PET.

44. THIS ALL LOOKS LIKE

45. GOOD PRODUCT.

46. NICE PLACE.

47. I GOT-A THE CHEEKY

48. CHIPMUNKY — 90% OF CHEEK.

49. I GOT-A THE POCKET HIPPO.

50. ALL THE CUTE OF THE HIPPO WITH

51. ALL THE GOT-A THE POCKET.

52. I GOT-A THE DEER-CAT.

53. I GOT-A THE GIRUPPY.

54. I GOT-A THE FUNNY-BUNNY.

55. I GOT-A THE PANDELEPHANT-BABY.

56. AND I GOT-A THE UNFUNNY-BUNNY.

57. THAT'S A GOODIFUL PET TO MEET.

58. OR A LITTLE OF EACH.

59. I EVEN GOT-A THE BAG-A THE

60. PURR.

61. WE GONNA HAVE-A TO PUT THEM TO

62. THE DEATH.

63. AY, CHIHUAHUA!

64. POOR AY-CHIHUAHUA.

65. MY WHOLE-A FAMILY BEEN LIVING

66. OFF OF THE DONKEY KONG CHOPS FOR

67. WEEKS.

68. IT'S NOT YOUR STORE.

69. YOU NEED A 'TUDE COLONIC TO

70. ENVISUALIZE YOUR SUCCESS.

71. LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M AN

72. EIGHTH-DEGREE IMAGINATIONIST.

73. PICTURE WITH ME THIS STORE

74. CROWDED WITH CUSTOMERS, SWARMED

75. WITH PATRONS.

76. IT'S-A WORKING.

77. MY EYES — SHE SEES-A SUCCESS.

78. I'M-A FILLED WITH-A HOPE.

79. ACT NATURAL.

80. SEE THOSE GUYS OVER MY LEFT

81. SHOULDER?

82. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE

83. ODD THAT THEY'RE WEARING

84. TRENCH COATS?

85. THAT'S-A NO BIG DEAL.

86. IT'S 95 DEGREES

87. OUTSIDE.

88. I THINK SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO GO

89. DOWN.

90. STAY CALM.

91. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

92. YOU, EMPTY OUT THE REGISTER,

93. OR THE OLD MAN GETS DEAD.

94. HE DOESN'T NEED THIS

95. MONEY.

96. HE'S GOT-A THE POWER OF POSITIVE

97. THOUGHTS.

98. THAT WAS THE LAST OF MY

99. CASHAMAZOO.

100. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW MY

101. FAMILY WILL SUFFER AND STARVE.

102. I CAN HELP YOU

103. VISUALIZE THAT, TOO.

104. DADDY, YOU SAID I COULD

105. CHOOSE ANYTHING I WANT FOR MY

106. DAY GIFT, DADDY.

107. JUST PICK IT QUICK, SON.

108. I'S NEGLECTING MY POOR OIL

109. FIELDS.

110. DINO-GOOSE — BORING.

111. WOLF-AKEET, GYNO-MOOSE — SLEEPY

112. BEEF.

113. ALL BORES ME.

114. I CAN'T ABIDE BOREDOM.

115. I'LL NEVER FIND A PET UNIQUE

116. ENOUGH TO PLEASE ME.

117. THIS INSOLENT

118. MICROBILLIONAIRE IS CRUISIN' FOR

119. A BRUISIN'.

120. CRAWLIN' FOR A BRAWLIN'.

121. ACHIN' FOR A SPIRITUAL

122. AWAKENIN'.

123. POEM DONE.

124. I WANT THAT ONE, DADDY.

125. BUY HIM.

126. HOW MUCH FOR THIS ONE?

127. I AM NOT FOR SALE.

128. HEE-HEE. HOW SILLY.

129. HE AMUSES ME, DADDY.

130. BUY HIM.

131. LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU $3,000 TO

132. SPEND TWO HOURS WITH MY SON.

133. I HAVE MY DIGNITY.

134. MY DIGNITY?

135. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.

136. IF YOU DON'T GET HIM FOR ME, I

137. SWEAR I'LL START LOVING MOMMY

138. MORE THAN YOU.

139. I'LL GIVE YOU $50,000 FOR ONE

140. DAY WITH MY SON.

141. GIVE THE MONEY TO

142. HIM.

143. I'LL DO IT.

144. BUT ONLY TO TEACH THIS LITTLE

145. BRAT THE FUTILITY OF HIS GREEDY

146. WAYS.

147. I'M GONNA NAME HIM AFTER ME.

148. COME ON, ME.

149. WRAP HIM UP.

150. AND NOW THE GURU

151. SHALL MAKE THE PUPIL HIS

152. UNDERLING.

153. THE NIBLET SHALL SUP FROM THE

154. EAR.

155. THE POET SHALL MAKE THE METAPHOR

156. HIS MEANING.

157. AND THE DANCER SHALL MAKE

158. MOVEMENT IN HIS UNITARD.

159. A PRESENT? FOR ME?

160. OH, GOODY.

161. IT'S PERFECT.

162. I HAVE AGREED TO TAKE

163. YOU ON AS MY DISCIPLE, BUT YOU

164. MUST OBEY MY EVERY ORDER.

165. SIT, BOY.

166. SIT, ME.

167. I'M GONNA BREAK YOU

168. DOWN USING NAVAHO MYSTICISM OR

169. CHEROKEE FISTICISM.

170. WISE ELDERS TAUGHT THAT

171. RESORTING TO VIOLENCE WILL NEVER

172. CHANGE A PERSON ON THE INSIDE.

173. IN CONFLICT, YOU MUST RIP YOUR

174. OPPONENT A NEW ASSHOLE IN HIS

175. CONSCIOUSNESS.

176. SOON, HIS MIND WILL BE OPEN TO

177. ALL TRUTH.

178. ALL HOLE.

179. NO ASS.

180. BUT, MASTER, YOU

181. CAN'T PUNCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR

182. MIND.

183. HOLD THIS BOARD.

184. IDIOT.

185. HE TOTALLY MISSED THE BOARD.

186. SIT SO I CAN RIDE YOU.

187. I'LL USE MY MENTAL

188. JUDO ON THE BOY.

189. "IF I ALLOW YOU TO CONTROL ME,

190. YOU SURRENDER CONTROL TO ME,"

191. JUST QUOTH THE WISE MAN.

192. GALLOP.

193. GO! FASTER!

194. FASTER!

195. THE MASTER KNOWS

196. THESE MATERIAL POSSESSIONS ARE

197. MEANINGLESS.

198. YOU'RE RIGHT.

199. THEY MEAN NOTHING.

200. SMASH THINGS.

201. SMASHING IDEA.

202. OH, IT IS FUN.

203. THE MASTER KNOWS IT

204. IS WRONG TO WASTE.

205. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

206. EAT IT.

207. EAT IT OFF THE FLOOR.

208. LICK UP MY WASTE.

209. NOW I'VE GOT HIM

210. EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY

211. BRAIN.

212. WOULD YOU TREAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER

213. THIS WAY?

214. OH, GRAND IDEA.

215. YOU DRESS UP LIKE MY DEAD

216. GRANDMUMMY.

217. MASTER SAYS THE FORCE

218. OF INNER DIGNITY WILL ERODE THE

219. HUMILIATION OF YOUR OPPRESSORS.

220. HEE-HEE-HEE. YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

221. SMASH YOURSELF IN THE RAISINS,

222. GRANDMUMMY.

223. BY SMASHING MYSELF IN

224. THE RAISINS, I'M SMASHING YOUR

225. MIND IN THE BALLS.

226. IT DIDN'T WORK.

227. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THOSE

228. HORRID GROANING SOUNDS?

229. I'M IN PAIN, YOU

230. LITTLE TURDLET.

231. SILLY.

232. PAIN IS A MYTH MADE UP BY POOR

233. PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK.

234. TEARS ARE AS REAL AS A UNICORN'S

235. HORN.

236. I'VE GOT A UNICORN'S-HORN BELT.

237. LET'S PLAY A BOARD GAME.

238. I'M BORED.

239. I WIN!

240. WHAT'S MY PRIZE?

241. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING MY PRIZE?

242. YOUR PRIZE IS UP

243. HERE.

244. IS IT A PUPPY?

245. WE BETTER WHIP OPEN THE CRATE

246. BEFORE HE SUFFOCATES LIKE ALL

247. THE REST.

248. I'VE GOT A GAME TO

249. PLAY.

250. OH, GOODY. FINALLY A GAME.

251. IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

252. I WANT TO PLAY.

253. IT'S A ROLE-PLAYING

254. GAME.

255. WE'LL SWITCH PLACES.

256. OH, HELLO.

257. I AM THE FANCY SON OF

258. COFFERS WORTHINGTON.

259. YOU MUST DO WHAT I SAY.

260. I OWN YOU.

261. BUT I'M JUST AN INSOLENT PET,

262. AND I BRISTLE AT THE ORDERS OF

263. MY OWNER.

264. I JUST WANT TO YAMMER ON ABOUT A

265. DUMB WISE MASTER AND HAVE SILLY

266. FLASHBACKS.

267. WELL, GO AHEAD.

268. HAVE ONE.

269. WHAT?

270. YOUR SUPERIORITY IS A GRAY

271. PHANTOM.

272. TO REACH TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU

273. MUST LEARN TO BECOME ONE WITH

274. THE UNIVERSE.

275. WHERE AM I?

276. WHO ARE YOU, OLD MAN?

277. HAVE SOMEONE BRING ME MY

278. BRAMBLEBERRY BROTH.

279. CHOP-CHOP.

280. ONCE YOU CONNECT TO THE

281. MOTHER CONSCIOUSNESS, YOU SEE WE

282. ARE ALL THE SAME CREATURE IN

283. DIFFERENT FORMS.

284. THIS PLACE BORES ME, AND I AM

285. GOING HOME.

286. I CAN'T BE LATE FOR — FOR MY...

287. NIGHTMARE.

288. IF THIS IS WRETCHED MISERY,

289. DADDY, THEN WHAT IS THIS

290. MOISTURE SEEPING FROM MY

291. BEAUTIFUL EYES?

292. YOU'VE MADE THE BREAKTHROUGH.

293. YOU HAVE DISCOVERED SUFFERING.

294. AND SO YOU CAN RETURN.

295. SO PAIN IS REAL.

296. I HATE IT!

297. I INTEND TO BUY UP ALL THE

298. SUFFERING IN THE WORLD AND DROWN

299. IT IN THE OCEAN LIKE A KITTEN.

300. I KNOW MUCH ABOUT

301. SUFFERING.

302. I HAVE BEEN A STUDENT OF PAIN.

303. THE SUM OF MY LIFE PONDER CAN BE

304. GLIMPSED BY PEERING THROUGH MY

305. PSYCHE CRYSTAL.

306. WRONG SIDE.

307. THROUGH HERE.

308. EVERY LUXURY HAS A DEEP

309. PRICE.

310. EVERY INDULGENCE, A COSMIC

311. COST.

312. EACH FIBER OF PLEASURE YOU

313. EXPERIENCE CAUSES EQUIVALENT

314. PAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE.

315. THIS IS THE FIRST LAW OF

316. EMODYNAMICS.

317. JOY CAN BE NEITHER CREATED NOR

318. DESTROYED.

319. THE BALANCE OF HAPPINESS IS

320. CONSTANT.

321. FACT — EVERY TIME YOU EAT A

322. BITE OF CAKE, SOMEONE GETS

323. HORSEWHIPPED.

324. FACTOR — EVERY TIME TWO PEOPLE

325. KISS, AN ORPHANAGE COLLAPSES.

326. FACTEST — EVERY TIME A BABY IS

327. BORN, AN INNOCENT ANIMAL IS

328. SEVERELY MOCKED FOR ITS PHYSICAL

329. APPEARANCE.

330. DON'T BE A PLEASURE HOG.

331. YOUR EVER SMILE IS A DAGGER.

332. HAPPINESS IS MURDER.

333. VOTE "YES" ON PROPOSITION 1231.

334. THINK OF SOME KIDS.

335. SOME KIDS.

336. MY FROLICKING LIFE OF

337. LAUGHTER HAS BLOOD ON ITS HANDS.

338. CAKE TASTES LIKE A WHIPLASH ON

339. MY TONGUE.

340. I FARTED ON THE DOORKNOB OF

341. JUSTICE.

342. WAIT UNTIL MY DADDY FINDS OUT

343. ABOUT THIS.

344. HE'LL HELP WITH ALL HIS

345. WONDERFUL MONEYS.

346. YOUR DAD IS THE WORST

347. OF IT ALL.

348. HE INVENTED THE WORTHINGTON

349. SPORT RIGGER.

350. DADDY WOULD NEVER ABIDE THIS

351. IF HE COULD SEE THE WORLD

352. THROUGH THE EYES OF THE WISE

353. NATIVE TRIBESMEN.

354. GREAT IDEA.

355. WE INJECT YOUR FATHER WITH THIS

356. INDIAN BLOOD.

357. HE'LL SEE THE WORLD AS A NOBLE

358. INDIAN.

359. THIS IS HOW I SLEEP.

360. GO, BLOOD.

361. CLEANSE MY DADDY'S GREED-STRICT

362. CHAKRA.

363. I FEEL THE INDIAN BLOOD

364. COURSING UP THROUGH MY SOUL.

365. I AM A NATIVE AMERICAN.

366. AT LEAST 15%.

367. THAT MEANS I CAN OPEN ME UP A

368. CASINO.

369. YEE!

370. HOW, Y'ALL.

371. INJUN CHIEF WORTHINGTON HERE

372. SAYING COME ON DOWN TO MY

373. SPANKIN'-NEW FIREWATER CASINO.

374. COME BET ON RED.

375. OUR SLOTS ARE LOOSER THAN LOCAL

376. SQUAW.

377. AND WE GOT THE TRAIL OF BEERS

378. POKER LOUNGE.

379. MY TRIBE'S GENOCIDE IS YOUR

380. BONA FIDE.

381. COME SEE IF YOU CAN WIPE US OUT,

382. CHIEF SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

383. SAYS.

384. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,

385. WAMPUM.

386. AND, FELLERS, IT'S ALL BUILT

387. ON AN ANCIENT INJUN STRIP CLUB.

388. THEIR TOTEM POLE DANCES AND LAP

389. RAIN DANCES WILL MAKE YOUR POLE

390. DANCE AND YOUR LAP RAIN.

391. JUST GOT TO KEEP MY INJUN BLOOD

392. LEVELS UP TO THE LEGAL LIMIT,

393. AND I'LL GET RICHER EVERY DAY.

394. PUT DOWN THE NEEDLE.

395. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?

396. FROM YOU, ALL RIGHT?

397. I LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU.

398. DADDY, HOW CAN YOU DISGRACE

399. THE SACRED NATIVE

400. INTERCONNECTEDNESS?

401. I WANT UNIVERSAL ONENESS.

402. CAN'T YOU BUY IT FOR ME, DADDY?

403. SOON, I CAN BUY YOU THE DANG

404. OLD MOON, BOY.

405. I MOVED MY OIL PUMPS TO THE

406. INJUN BURIAL GROUND, AND I'S

407. ABOUT TO HIT THE MOTHER VEIN AND

408. SUCK OUT THAT SWEET WAMPUM

409. SAUCE.

410. THE PROPHECY IS

411. FORETOLD.

412. BY DEFINITION, A PROPHECY IS

413. THAT WHICH IS FORETOLD.

414. EUREKA!

415. WE DONE STRUCK RED GOLD!

416. UH-OH.

417. THE PROPHECY.

418. SAVAGES.

419. THEY'RE KILLING WOMEN AND

420. CHILDREN.

421. IF PROP 1231 HAD PASSED, THIS

422. WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

423. ONLY ONE THING CAN SAVE US NOW.

424. IT'S ALL HOOKED UP.

425. LET HER BLOW.

426. NOW GO ON.

427. RE-GENOCIDE THOSE SAVAGES OVER

428. THERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT

429. THEM HERE.

430. MY GOD.

431. THIS CEMETERY'S TAINTED WITH

432. ARAB BLOOD.

433. JI-I-I-HAD!

434. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM

435. HERE, RIGHT, KID?

436. NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

437. I JUST WANT TO —

438. W-WHERE DID HE GO?

439. WHELP, I GUESS IT'S

440. TIME FOR ME TO RAMBLE ON — TO

441. MOSEY DOWN THAT ROAD OF LIFE.

442. AND HEY, VOTE "YES" ON

443. PROPOSITION 1231.

444. THE KIDS — A WHOLE, HUGE, BIG

445. BUCKET OF KIDS.