Xavier: Renegade Angel 1x3

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1. IT'S THE DRUMBEAT TO

2. WHICH OUR SPIRITS DANCE.

3. IT'S ONLY THE SIZE OF A FIST,

4. BUT IT PACKS A LOT MORE PUNCH.

5. SOME FOLKS SAY ITS EVERY BEAT IS

6. THE SOUND OF GOD KICKING AN

7. ANGEL IN THE FACE.

8. MY HEART'S BEATING TO HEAL THE

9. SUFFERING.

10. I WANT TO SPREAD THAT BEATING

11. AROUND TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE

12. THAN...

13. AND SO THE RABBI SAID, "NO,

14. YOU HAVE CHICKEN MOUTH."

15. HEY, YOU RUFFIANS,

16. LEAVE THAT POOR GIMP ALONE.

17. WHO YOU CALLING "GIMP,"

18. WEIRDO?

19. HE PROBABLY CAN'T

20. TELL YOU'RE MOCKING HIM.

21. HE'S OBVIOUSLY SLOW.

22. ROBBY'S NOT SLOW.

23. HE'S A GENIUS.

24. WELL, HE'S GOT A

25. FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.

26. LOOK.

27. I'M NOT 'TARDED LIKE ROBBY HERE,

28. SO I KNOW THAT A GROUP OF

29. STRAPPING BUCKS AS COOL AS YOU

30. WOULD NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME WITH

31. A BOY WHOSE LEGS ARE AS DEAD AS

32. A THANKSGIVING TURKEY WITH ALL

33. THE TRIMMINGS.

34. YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.

35. I'LL NEVER APOLOGIZE

36. FOR DEFENDING THE WEAK, THE

37. MEEK, AND THE USELESS.

38. PLUS, I'M A BOARD-CERTIFIED

39. WAHAKAMANA HEALER, AND THE WINDS

40. OF FATE HAVE SENT ME HERE TO...

41. GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIS LEG,

42. YOU PERV!

43. TAKE THAT.

44. TASTE THE PAIN.

45. IT'S CRANBERRY SAUCE.

46. TAKE THAT.

47. COME ON, ROBBY.

48. LET'S GO WASH THE POOR.

49. I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS.

50. I APOLOGIZE ABOUT MY FRIENDS,

51. MISTER.

52. THEY'RE JUST PROTECTIVE.

53. SO WHAT ARE YOU?

54. I'M THE ANSWER TO ALL

55. YOUR PRAYERS, BLOWN INTO YOUR

56. DEAD LAP BY THE WINDS OF FORTUNE

57. TO BE YOUR LIFE CRUTCH.

58. LET ME GET THOSE FACIAL

59. ABRASIONS SUTURED.

60. CUTE.

61. YOU WANT TO HELP ME.

62. THE PUPIL EMULATES THE MASTER.

63. COME ON.

64. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR.

65. HIS OFFICE IS RIGHT OVER HERE.

66. THIS IS YOUR POP'S

67. CHOP SHOP, HUH?

68. YEAH.

69. HE'S A CHRISTIAN-SCIENTIST

70. DOCTOR.

71. HE HEALS WITH PRAYER.

72. PAGING DR. HOLLIS.

73. WE'RE READY FOR THE OPERATION.

74. OH, SHOOT.

75. I GOT TO — I GOT TO GO MAKE

76. WATER.

77. SPRAY IT. DON'T SAY IT.

78. POOR KID'S NERVOUS AROUND HIS

79. NEW LIFE MYSTIC.

80. PEEP SHOW.

81. OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE A

82. ROUTINE DOUBLE BYPASS.

83. BOW YOUR HEADS, PLEASE.

84. DEAR LORD, WE JUST WANT TO THANK

85. YOU FOR YOUR GUIDING TOUCH.

86. LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

87. SCALPEL, LORD.

88. AND OH, LORD, WE JUST PRAY YOU

89. CAN MAKE A LATERAL INCISION IN

90. THE "CHESTICAL" CAVITY.

91. AND IN THIS TIME OF NEED, OH,

92. LORD, WE JUST PRAY YOU REPLACE

93. THE ARTERIAL VALICE WITH A

94. SYNTHETIC FLANGE GRAPPLER.

95. I SAID ARTERIAL VALICE, LORD.

96. WHAT, DID YOU SWITCH TO DECAF?

97. COME ON!

98. I'D LIKE

99. TO SEE THIS GUY PRAY AN

100. ABORTION.

101. WIPE, LORD?

102. HOAGIE, LORD?

103. THIS GUY'S PRETTY

104. GOOD.

105. OF COURSE, I WOULD HAVE GONE

106. WITH THE GRINDER.

107. AND SEW HIM UP.

108. IN YOUR ALMIGHTY NAME WE PRAY.

109. AMEN.

110. YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.

111. STAY OFF THAT KNEE FOR A WEEK.

112. OH!

113. HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE?

114. HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE?

115. IT'S JUST CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

116. THAT'S ALL.

117. OKAY, YOU CAUGHT ME.

118. IT'S ALL A TRICK.

119. IT'S JUST STRINGS AND MAGNETS.

120. SEE? I DO IT ALL.

121. PRETTY INGENIOUS,

122. KID.

123. YOUR BRAIN'S DOING ALL THE

124. LEGWORK AROUND HERE.

125. IF MY DAD FOUND OUT I WAS

126. USING SCIENCE TO HELP HIM WITH

127. HIS CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, HE'D BE

128. CRUSHED.

129. PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL HIM ABOUT

130. ALL THIS.

131. DADDY CAN'T EVER KNOW ABOUT MY

132. LAB.

133. HE THINKS SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND

134. THE LORD HEALS ALL.

135. HOW DOES HE EXPLAIN

136. THE FACT THAT HIS OWN SON'S LEGS

137. MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE ALL OVER

138. THEM?

139. HE NEVER SAYS THAT.

140. THESE ARE MY INVENTIONS.

141. THIS IS SPREADABLE BREAD.

142. AND IT'S SELF-EATING.

143. AMAZING.

144. I FEEL SO FULL.

145. I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM.

146. I GOT THAT COVERED.

147. BUT MY GREATEST AMBITION I DON'T

148. KNOW IF I'LL EVER ACHIEVE.

149. I WANT TO MAKE LIFE IN A PETRI

150. DISH OUT OF INERT CHEMICALS.

151. KID, LIFE IS JUST

152. DEATH IN DRAG.

153. DON'T DO ANY WEIRD STUFF LIKE

154. THAT.

155. THAT'S DANGEROUS!

156. NEEDS COCONUT.

157. TASTES A LITTLE BITTER.

158. IT COULD USE SOME COCONUT.

159. MAYBE A FIBROUS PROTEIN IS

160. JUST WHAT IT NEEDS.

161. A COCONUT WOULDN'T WORK.

162. BUT COCO-NUT, MY ARTIFICIAL

163. COCONUT SPREAD, MIGHT.

164. LIFE!

165. THAT DID IT!

166. I CREATED LIFE!

167. OH, YEAH?

168. ONE TIME I CREATED SOMETHING,

169. CALLED A "THURRITO."

170. IT'S A BURRITO WITHIN A BURRITO

171. WITHIN THE HEART OF THAT SAME

172. BURRITO.

173. IT'S A TOTAL MIND-BLINDER, BUT

174. YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT

175. IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

176. I JUST THINK THIS IS PRETTY

177. SIGNIFICANT.

178. YOU'RE NOT BETTER

179. THAN ME, OKAY?

180. JUST 'CAUSE YOU CREATED LIFE

181. DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOME KIND OF

182. GOD.

183. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN LIFE.

184. I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU

185. JEALOUS.

186. I JUST —

187. CONDESCENSION — THE

188. LAST REFUGE OF THE DIFFERENTLY

189. ABLED.

190. "CRYPICAL."

191. DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME FROM DOWN

192. THERE ON YOUR SPARKLING HIGH

193. HORSE.

194. YOU ARE JUST AS UGLY ON THE

195. INSIDE AS YOU ARE ON THE

196. OUTSIDE.

197. I FEEL I'M REASONABLY

198. ATTRACTIVE.

199. OH, YEAH?

200. STAND UP AND SAY THAT TO MY

201. FACE.

202. OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

203. YOU CAN'T STAND.

204. SO MAYBE I HAVE A MEMORY

205. PROBLEM, BUT AT LEAST I CAN —

206. UH, I CAN DO THE...

207. STAND?

208. NO, THANKS, GUY.

209. I'M BEAT.

210. NOW WHERE WAS I?

211. OH, YEAH, I WAS WALKING OUT OF

212. HERE.

213. YOUR THURRITO-HATING EGO-TUDE

214. JUST TURNED YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL

215. INTO YOUR GUARDIAN ENEMY.

216. YOU'D BE SO PROUD OF ME, MOM.

217. I'M NOT GONNA BE ANOTHER

218. EINSTEIN.

219. IT'S NOT JUST MY

220. HEART THAT'S HARDENING.

221. ANOTHER DEVIL'S-FOOD CAKE,

222. DOCTOR?

223. IT'S YOUR THIRD ONE TODAY.

224. I'M HOOKED ON THESE.

225. WHAT'S THE SECRET?

226. I FILL EACH CAKE WITH A DOZEN

227. DEVILED EGGS.

228. THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

229. WELL, I TELL YOU.

230. I'D SWIM THROUGH A LAKE FULL OF

231. WATER FOR THESE CAKES.

232. THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD

233. PUT OUT THE RAGING FIRE IN MY

234. BELLY FOR THESE CAKES.

235. THAT'S AN ODD THING TO SAY.

236. DOC, YOUR SON SHOWED

237. ME HIS PRIVATE PLACES, AND NOW

238. I'M GOING TO SHOW THEM TO YOU.

239. MAGNETS AND WIRES!

240. SO ROBBY WAS CONTROLLING

241. EVERYTHING.

242. IT'S ALL LIES.

243. NOW HE'S PLAYING THE

244. ULTIMATE LIAR.

245. HE'S PLAYING GOD RIGHT

246. UNDERNEATH YOUR NOSE.

247. SO ALL THIS GOD STUFF WAS A

248. LIE?

249. IT'S ALL JUST SCIENCE?

250. MY LIFE IS A LIE.

251. THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT ME!

252. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THAT.

253. I CAN'T LIVE!

254. LISTEN, BRO.

255. GOOD HANG, BUT I GOT TO MOTOR.

256. GOT TO TAKE A FLOAT ON A GLOAT

257. BOAT IN LAKE JUST DESSERTS.

258. HEARD YOUR DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT

259. YOUR LAB OF LIES.

260. WHAT? IS HE MAD?

261. HE'LL GET OVER IT.

262. ALL THAT IS REAL IS

263. ANNIHILATION.

264. DO YOU THINK SO?

265. KNOW SO.

266. DAD?

267. JUST LIKE YOU'LL GET

268. OVER THAT.

269. YOU NEED TO MOVE ON FROM LOSING

270. YOUR FATHER BACK THERE.

271. YOU NEED CLOSURE.

272. CLOSURE?

273. THE EXPLOSION HASN'T EVEN ENDED

274. YET.

275. IT SURE SEEMS LIKE THAT

276. EXPLOSION IS LASTING A LONG

277. TIME.

278. HEY, LOOK, MOM.

279. THIS EXPLOSION AIN'T STOPPING.

280. WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PHOTO

281. OF ME AND MY WIFE WITH THE

282. EVER-EXPLOSION?

283. T-SHIRTS!

284. GET YOUR EVER-EXPLOSION

285. T-SHIRTS!

286. RED-HOT EVER-BOOMING

287. EXPLODING-ONION ON A STICK!

288. CHILI CORN CONE EGG!

289. EVER-EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR!

290. DON'T GET A CHILI CORN CONE

291. EGG!

292. GET A CHILI CONE CORN EGG!

293. THAT

294. HEARTBEAT... IT'S — MY GOD.

295. LISTEN UP.

296. THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY

297. EXPLOSION.

298. IT'S ALIVE.

299. SHUT UP!

300. THAT WEIRDO'S GOT A HARD-ON

301. FOR THE EXPLOSION!

302. PLEASE.

303. YOU'RE MAKING IT ANGRY.

304. YOUR MAKING ITS SOUL ANGRY.

305. ANGRY?

306. EXPLOSION'S TOO STUPID TO GET

307. ANGRY.

308. THAT THING HAS NO MORE SOUL

309. THAN AN EXPLODING MONKEY!

310. THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT

311. ME!

312. OH, MY GOD.

313. IT'S ALIVE!

314. I KNEW IT!

315. OUT OF THE WAY!

316. WE'RE GONNA BLOW IT UP!

317. YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT

318. STRONGER.

319. DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE.

320. I'LL KILL THE EXPLOSION.

321. BUT HOW?

322. WHAT DOES AN EXPLOSION WANT?

323. WHAT IS EVER-EXPLOSION BAIT?

324. I'D SWIM THROUGH A LAKE FULL

325. OF WATER FOR THESE CAKES.

326. THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD

327. PUT OUT THE RAGING FIRE IN MY

328. BELLY FOR THESE CAKES.

329. THAT'S AN ODD THING TO SAY.

330. THANKS, MADDY.

331. THIS WILL LURE HIM TO THE LAKE.

332. YOO-HOO, COME AND GET IT.

333. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO

334. THE LAKE?

335. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO

336. THE LAKE?

337. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE

338. LAKE?

339. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE

340. LAKE?

341. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO

342. THE LAKE?

343. OH, NO, I'M HEADED RIGHT TOWARDS

344. THE CYCLONE.

345. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO

346. THE LAKE?

347. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO

348. THE LAKE?

349. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET

350. THERE?

351. BY CAR?

352. I'M DRIVING RIGHT

353. NOW.

354. OKAY, FIRST, YOU'RE GOING TO

355. WANT TO GET IN YOUR CAR.

356. THEN, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO START

357. YOUR CAR.

358. A LOT OF PEOPLE GET HALFWAY TO

359. THE LAKE, AND THEY REALIZE THEY

360. FORGOT TO START THEIR CAR.

361. WHAT?

362. I'M JUST JOSHING YOU.

363. THAT'S JUST LAKE HUMOR.

364. OH, I'LL FIND IT

365. MYSELF.

366. MAN, I'LL NEVER SELL THESE

367. ARROWS.

368. AAH!

369. ENOUGH.

370. LISTEN. I CREATED YOU.

371. YOU'RE MY MISTAKE.

372. DAD?

373. YOUR FATHER CURSED

374. GOD.

375. HE ABANDONED ALL HE BELIEVES IN.

376. DON'T TRUST HIM.

377. HE WANTS TO EXPLODE US ALL.

378. LISTEN, DAD.

379. AS YOUR SON AND YOUR CREATOR, I

380. REALIZE I WAS WRONG TO

381. DISRESPECT YOUR RELIGION.

382. NOW THAT I CREATED LIFE, I NOW

383. BELIEVE IN GOD, 'CAUSE I BELIEVE

384. IN ME.

385. IT'LL BE OKAY IF YOU JUST

386. SURRENDER YOUR HEART TO GOD.

387. WE CAN START OVER.

388. YOU KNOW, THIS IS

389. PRETTY GOOD FOR CAKE.

390. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

391. COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG,

392. DAD — ME AND BELIEF.

393. FRITTATA!

394. SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS, DAD,

395. BUT I CAN'T LET THE ARMY GET A

396. HOLD OF A WEAPON AS POWERFUL AS

397. YOU.

398. I PROMISED MOM I WOULDN'T BE

399. ANOTHER EINSTEIN.

400. AT LEAST HE DIED WITH

401. GOD IN HIS HEART.

402. YOU CAN TASTE IT.

403. COULD USE A LITTLE COCONUT.

404. WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

405. UH, NOTHING.

406. I MEAN, I JUST ATE THE HEART OF

407. AN EXPLOSION.

408. ALWAYS TOUGH TO KILL

409. YOUR DAD, BUT YOU MADE THE RIGHT

410. CHOICE, KID.

411. I GUESS YOUR BRAIN ISN'T AS DUMB

412. AS YOUR LEGS.

413. JUST DON'T GO ENTERING YOUR LEGS

414. IN ANY SPELLING BEES.

415. MIGHT GET STUNG.

416. BUT DON'T WORRY.

417. AS YOUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, I WILL

418. ALWAYS BE HERE WITH YOU.

419. WELL, I GOT TO RAMBLE.

420. THEY SAY WHEN YOU DIE, YOU

421. YOUR PANTS, BUT NOT ME.

422. I'M GONNA MY HEART.