Xavier: Renegade Angel 1x1

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When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

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1. WHAT

2. DOTH LIFE?

3. ARE WE JUST FLESHY BLIPS IN SOME

4. MEANINGLESS STEW OF COSMIC

5. OBLIVION?

6. OR IS IT VICE-REVERSA?

7. IS OUR EVERY TROLLOP THROUGH

8. FATE'S GARDEN INFUSED WITH A

9. MYSTIC —

10. HEY, BUNGHOLE, CEASE THAT

11. INNER YAPPING.

12. I DON'T WANT NO

13. TROUBLE, MISTER.

14. FREAK! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT

15. TROUBLE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE

16. WANDERED INTO BURBURY,

17. CONNECTICUT.

18. PLEASE, I'M JUST A

19. SIMPLE SEEKER ON A SPIRIT QUEST

20. TO DISCOVER...

21. WHAT DOTH LIFE?

22. WE DON'T GOT NO FREAKS HERE

23. IN BURBURY, AND WE'S DONE HATE

24. FREAKS WITH OPEN, UNQUENCHABLE

25. CANS OF PHILOSOPHICAL

26. THIRST-WORMS.

27. YOU'RE GONNA REGRET

28. THAT.

29. YOU'VE SHATTERED MY SHAKHASHIRI.

30. I HOPE Y'ALL CAN PLAY IT 3

31. FEET UP YOUR ASS.

32. DON'T KNOW.

33. BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO TRY.

34. WHAT YOU GONNA DO,

35. BIRD-BEAST, FLY AWAY ON YOUR

36. CUDDLE BONE?

37. YEAH, CUDDLE THIS

38. B-B-B-B-B-BONE.

39. BEST STAY WAY FROM THAT

40. WEIRDO.

41. YOU'LL CATCH THE FELINE AIDS.

42. YEAH, FROM ME.

43. M-M-M-MEOW.

44. DO YOURSELF A SOLID.

45. WALK AWAY.

46. JUST WALK AWAY.

47. WHAT'S THE MATTER,

48. CH-CH-CHICKEN?

49. FRIGHTENED?

50. OR DO YOU PREFER, WHAT'S THE

51. MATTER, CHICKEN?

52. F-F-FRIGHTENED?

53. PLEASE WALK AWAY.

54. YOU MAY NEED MY HELP SOMEDAY.

55. WALK AWAY.

56. YEAH, HELP ME PUNCH YOUR NECK

57. OFF.

58. WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-

59. WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WEL-WELCOME TO

60. BURBURY.

61. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

62. WELL, MA'AM, I

63. SUPPOSE I'M SEEKING A DEEPER

64. STRATA OF TRUTH.

65. PERHAPS YOU CAN ANSWER THE ONE

66. QUESTION THAT HAS PLAGUED

67. THINKERS FOR ALL TIME.

68. WHAT DOTH LIFE?

69. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

70. PROCESSING.

71. PROCESSING.

72. PROCESSING.

73. PROCESSING.

74. PROCESSING.

75. PROCESSING.

76. DEPTH OVERLOAD.

77. DEPTH OVERLOAD.

78. YOU ALL RIGHT, MISTER?

79. SORRY OUR COMPUTER'S FRITZING ON

80. Y'ALL.

81. I'LL BE FINE.

82. I'M A SURVIVOR.

83. WE'RE A DYING BREED.

84. I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE WANTING TO

85. HEAR MY STORY.

86. WHAT?

87. I DON'T LIKE TO TELL

88. PEOPLE MY STORY, BUT YOU —

89. YOU'VE BEEN SO VERY KIND.

90. ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GET

91. GOING.

92. LIFE.

93. YOU COULD SAY IT STARTED WHEN I

94. WAS A KID.

95. LIKE MOST FOLKS, I'VE ALWAYS

96. BEEN DIFFERENT, BUT NOT LIKE THE

97. OTHERS.

98. OTHER KIDS COULD BE CRUEL.

99. THEY'D CALL ME NAMES — DWEEB,

100. CHIMP, HONKY, DWEEBY CHIMP,

101. HONKY DWEEB, AND, WORST OF ALL,

102. CHOMPSKY HONK.

103. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S OVER 87

104. COMBINATIONS OF THOSE

105. SOUL-SCALDING WORDS?

106. I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY.

107. LIFE.

108. ADOLESCENCE WAS BETTER.

109. WENT TO THE PROM WITH A MODEL,

110. BUT SHE LEFT WITH SOME JOCK.

111. DYKE.

112. BUT THEN I FELT SOMETHING IN MY

113. GUT — THE PALPABLE SUSPICION

114. THAT I HAD A DEEPER CALLING IN

115. LIFE.

116. SO I SOUGHT OUT THE WISDOM OF

117. THE ANCIENTS, EXPLORING THE

118. SPIRIT REALM OF THE SOUL.

119. ONE DAY, TRAGEDY STRUCK.

120. I WAS GROPING ENLIGHTENMENT IN

121. MY BEDROOM, AND BEFORE YOU COULD

122. SCREAM "MURDER BY ARSON," OUR

123. HOUSE WAS ON FIRE.

124. COULDN'T SAVE MY PARENTS.

125. CORONER RULED IT A SIMPLE CASE

126. OF DEATH BY MYSTERIOUS FIRE, BUT

127. I ALWAYS SENSED THAT THERE WAS

128. SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT.

129. NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY SO-CALLED

130. FATHER WAS A SCIENTIST IN SOME

131. TOP SECRET CAPACITY I'VE YET TO

132. UNVEIL.

133. YET...

134. YET — YET — YET...

135. SO NOW I WANDER THE COUNTRY,

136. LOOKING FOR THE MAN WHO KILLED

137. MY FATHER AND, I SUPPOSE,

138. SEEKING ANSWERS TO LESS TANGIBLE

139. QUESTIONS OF LIFE.

140. IF I HELP A FEW FOLKS ALONG THE

141. WAY, SO BE IT.

142. SO, YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO

143. SAVE PEOPLE?

144. POWERS ARE FOR THE

145. WEAK.

146. I HAVE NO POWERS.

147. I MEAN, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE

148. POWER TO BLOW MINDS WITH MY

149. WEAPONS-GRADE PHILOSOPHICAL

150. INSIGHTS.

151. I'M A THOUGHT-OCOSTER.

152. I'M A CONUNDRUMMER IN A BAND

153. CALLED LIFE PUZZLER.

154. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M TAKING

155. OFF.

156. LATER.

157. HELL, I'VE FLIPPED

158. MORE LIDS THAN A MONKEY IN A

159. SOUP KITCHEN OF THE MIND.

160. DOES THAT MAKE ME A HERO?

161. NO.

162. OW, THAT — THAT TRUCK WAS

163. NOWHERE NEAR ME.

164. IS THAT F-F-FREAK H-HARASSING

165. YOU?

166. OR WOULD YOU PREFER "HER ASS IN"

167. YOU?

168. I'M HER PROTECTORATE.

169. SHE OWES HER LIFE TO ME, AND NOW

170. I'M HER SOUL SLAVE.

171. THAT'S GOOD.

172. LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

173. "WRITE THAT DOWN."

174. OH, HE'S HARMLESS.

175. WHAT Y'ALL DOING?

176. WE GOT A LOAD OF COMPUTERS

177. FROM ALL AROUND TOWN WHICH JUST

178. GOT VIRUS.

179. WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO DUMP THEM IN

180. THE LANDFILL.

181. YOU MUST LOVE THE EARTH LIKE

182. YOU LOVED YOUR MOTHER.

183. KISS YOUR MOTHER, YOUNGLING.

184. GO ON.

185. HARDER.

186. SHE WANTS IT HARDER.

187. IT HURTS.

188. DON'T SULLY THE SACRED LANDSCAPE

189. OF OUR MOTHER EARTH WITH THOSE

190. INFECTED COMPUTERS.

191. DUMP THEM IN THE LAKE WHERE NO

192. ONE CAN SEE THEM.

193. LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK.

194. YOU GAVE ME A NASTY GASH.

195. I BETTER TAKE A LOOK

196. AT YOU STAT.

197. I'M A CERTIFIED WAHOCKAMANA

198. HEALER.

199. YOU SEE...

200. AW.

201. I SPENT NINE YEARS

202. AS THE PUPIL OF A WISE

203. APACHESTANI SHAMAN.

204. PLEASE, I DON'T HAVE TIME.

205. CHIEF WAS DEEP.

206. HE WAS BALLSY.

207. HE TAUGHT THE WAY OF THE HEAL.

208. IN ORDER TO HEAL THIS WOUND,

209. YOU MUST PLAY A SHAKHASHIRISK

210. WIND TRANCE.

211. YOUR FAILURE IS MERELY A PORTENT

212. OF DISAPPOINTMENTS TO COME.

213. CONFRONT YOUR FUTURE.

214. WOW, THAT'S ME YEARS

215. FROM NOW.

216. I LOOK CUT.

217. HEY, THAT'S A NICE CHUNK OF

218. CHICKEN ON MY ARM.

219. LOOK, WE'RE IN HIS VISION — MY

220. VISION.

221. WHAT THE —

222. HEY, SHAKE HANDS WITH

223. YOUR FUTURE, OLD FRIEND.

224. OOH, FRITTATA.

225. LATER, CHOMPSKY HONK.

226. YEAH, I TRICKED THE TRICKSTER.

227. SEE, STILL GOT THE SCAR TO PROVE

228. IT.

229. I'M JUST GONNA GO TAKE A

230. SHOWER.

231. LOOK AT THE TWO OF

232. US.

233. WE CAN BE LIKE BEAUTY AND THE

234. BEAST.

235. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

236. WILL YOU BE MY BEAST?

237. YEAH, DUMP THEM 'PUTERS,

238. BOYS.

239. DUMP 'EM ALL.

240. DEPTH OVERLOAD.

241. DEPTH OVERLOAD.

242. DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-

243. DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEP-DEPTH

244. OVERLOAD.

245. OH, PEEP SHOW.

246. OOH, FRITTATA, I'M WATCHING A

247. WOMAN WASHING.

248. I WISH I COULD SEE MYSELF

249. WATCHING WASHING.

250. WHAT...

251. THE...

252. WATER.

253. THE COMPUTER VIRUS — IT'S IN

254. THE LAKE.

255. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

256. THE VIRUS IS IN THE

257. WATER.

258. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

259. IF THE COMPUTER VIRUS

260. IS INFECTING PEOPLE, THEN I NEED

261. TO GET A HUMAN VIRUS TO

262. INFECTICIDE THE COMPUTER.

263. WELCOME TO THE U.S. ARMY.

264. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

265. I NEED SOME OF THAT

266. DISEASE YOU GUYS INVENTED.

267. CRACK?

268. THE OTHER ONE.

269. AIDS?

270. THAT'S THE SPICE.

271. YOU'LL NEED TO FILL OUT AN

272. HC24-A REQUISITION FORM.

273. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

274. THAT.

275. I SHOULDN'T DO THIS, BUT HERE.

276. SOMEONE LEFT THIS IN THE LOST

277. AND FOUND.

278. FRITTATA.

279. JUST GOT TO DUMP THIS LOAD IN

280. THAT DIRTY 'PUTER'S FLOPPY SLOT

281. AND COLLECT MY KUDOS.

282. HEY, THERE'S THAT FREAK BEAST

283. WHAT CAUSED THIS PLAGUE UPON

284. US.

285. YOU CAN ALL FRET NOT.

286. I HAVE THE CURE RIGHT HERE.

287. CURE? GIVE ME THAT.

288. YOU DON'T WANT TO

289. DRINK THAT.

290. AHH. CURE-ALICIOUS.

291. IS IT WORKING?

292. YEAH, CLIP, IT'S WORKING.

293. JUST GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT.

294. I'M SCARED.

295. IS THAT YOU, GRANDMAMA?

296. OH, COME HERE.

297. OH, CLIPPLE.

298. Y'ALL JUST KILLED MY BEST

299. PLATONIC MALE FRIEND.

300. AND NOW I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR

301. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...

302. I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE

303. STUTTER.

304. HE SEEMS TO BE STUCK IN SOME

305. SORT OF A GL-GL-GLITCH.

306. AND YOU'S THE DEVIL WHAT BROUGHT

307. COMPUTERIZED VIRAL SHAME TO OUR

308. TOWN.

309. I'M GONNA POUND YOU DOWN.

310. DOWN — DOWN — DOWN — DOWN —

311. DOWN — DOWN — DOWN — DOWN —

312. DOWN — DOWN — DOWN — DOWN...

313. DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.

314. DIB-DIB...

315. YOWSER, THIS TOWN'S GONE

316. BOWSER.

317. FREAK ANY— WHY'D I EVER HELP

318. THAT FREAK ANY— WHY'D I EVER

319. HELP THAT FREAK ANY— WHY'D I

320. EVER HELP THAT FREAK ANY—

321. CAN'T STOP THINKING

322. ABOUT ME, HUH?

323. I KNOW THE FEELING.

324. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

325. "WHAT DOTH LIFE" SET MY

326. PONDER CIRCUITS TO SPIRIT SEEK

327. BEYOND THEIR CAPACITY TO

328. DIGITALLY SIMULACULATE.

329. THIS IS A DEFCOM 5 LEVEL

330. SYSTEM-WIDE DEGENERATIVE

331. THOUGHT-TASTROPHE.

332. TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-

333. TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-

334. TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE-TASTROPHE...

335. NOW'S NOT THE BEST

336. TIME, BUT YOUR BROTHER DIED OF A

337. SHAMEFUL LIFESTYLE CHOICE.

338. YOUNGLING, YOU MUST TAME THE

339. BEAST WITH YOUR SOUL-SOOTHING

340. SONG.

341. NO TIME TO GAB.

342. I'VE GOT TO COBBLE TOGETHER A

343. MAKESHIFT SHAKHASHIRI TO TAME A

344. CERTAIN BEAST.

345. SEE YOURSELF OUT.

346. THAT MUSIC — SO SOOTHING.

347. IT'S THE NOTES HE'S NOT PLAYING.

348. SO RELAXING.

349. RETURNING.

350. RESTORING.

351. MY ARM.

352. JUST NEEDED A HAND TO

353. TAME THE BEAST.

354. SYSTEM NORMALIZED.

355. WELCOME TO BURBURY.

356. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

357. ALL SYSTEMS BACK TO

358. GO, HUH?

359. I BETTER JUST TEST YOU OUT TO

360. MAKE SURE YOU'RE SAFE.

361. HERE'S A NEW LITTLE

362. PHILOSOPHICAL QUERY FOR YOU TO

363. CHOMP ON.

364. OH, MY GOD!

365. WHAT A THOUGHT.

366. IT'S INTENSE!

367. LISTEN, THIS IS NEVER

368. EASY TO SAY.

369. YOU AND I BOTH KNEW WHAT WE HAD

370. COULDN'T LAST.

371. I DO LOVE YOU.

372. BUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A

373. LADY NAMED RAMBLIN' ON.

374. SO MAYBE WE ARE

375. JUST BLIPS IN A VOID OF

376. NOTHINGNESS.

377. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO WALK

378. AWAY.

379. WALK AWAY.

380. HEY, WHERE YOU HEADED,

381. MISTER?

382. WHICHEVER PATH FRAU

383. DESTINY SETS BENEATH THIS

384. SEEKER, THIS PUPIL OF THE

385. UNIVERSE IS AS GOOD AS ANY.

386. COOL.

387. CHECK THIS OUT.