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2. Comes.
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3. - Ooh.
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4. Thank you.
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6. I put my name in for seven songs,
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7. so I'll be back up here again.
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8. - Uh, yes.
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12. Honestly, you're like a crazy person.
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17. Brent Hoffman died.
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24. Hey, I really appreciate you guys
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26. - Yeah.
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31. - Yeah.
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32. Who is that, though?
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34. she's light-skinned, with the butt.
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35. Condom in the eye, Waterfalls.
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36. She's a classic. She's a cla...
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38. He knows.
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39. No, that's okay if you don't
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40. No, I know...
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41. - I know who she is.
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45. - Pretty talented.
- That was cool. We got high.
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47. - You guys want one?
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48. I would love a Molsons.
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49. - More Molsons.
- Favorite beer.
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50. I'm gonna go sing
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51. That's how much I... I love her
and know who she is.
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52. - Right.
- Excited.
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53. Do... what do you think?
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54. Poker Face.
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56. - I don't know.
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59. Not happening, chicken banger.
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62. it's Alice in Chains or nothin'.
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63. Oh, now, now.
What's your name, bud?
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64. Hey, I'm Blake.
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65. I'm a hard rocker too, so I get it.
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66. And I'm married, butt pirate.
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67. Hey.
Hang on, buddy.
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68. We're all friends, here.
No need for the name calling.
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69. - Fuck off, Eddie Bauer!
- You know what?
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- I've got this.
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71. You can't talk
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72. - Is that a fact?
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73. I bet I can pour
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74. Like that.
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75. Oh!
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76. Hey, come on, that's a...
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77. Hey, shit-head!
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78. Try that again, and this is
gonna happen to your dick.
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79. Yeah, that's right.
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80. That's your ding-dong in two pieces!
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81. Oh, I want you to hit me
so bad right now!
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82. Just fucking hit me!
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83. - Get out of here, you pussy!
- Yes, ma'am. Here.
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85. Now, get out of here... pussy.
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86. Here you go.
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87. You want to sing something, Adam?
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88. - No.
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89. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- It's okay.
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90. - Adam, come on.
- I feel stupid.
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91. No, we're gonna ge-
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92. - I know, he's very dumb.
- I feel stupid!
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93. Let's go to the bathroom.
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94. I would have DDT'd that dude,
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95. but I pulled my back
this morning... farting.
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96. I farted really hard.
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97. I don't know about fighting
anymore, you know?
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98. If you hit somebody,
and you kill them by accident,
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100. You couldn't have fought that dude.
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101. You're guarding all the Molsons.
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102. I had to guard the Molsons.
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103. If Jillian wouldn't have been
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104. we would have scared that dude
something no-nonsense.
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105. He was intimidated.
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106. - What was that?
- He was intimidated at first.
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107. Guys, come on.
We got punked.
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108. And we got saved by a girl.
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109. We might as well cut our nuts off,
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110. and turn them in to the dude sheriff,
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111. 'cause we don't deserve these
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112. We should just
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113. - Yeah.
- I mean, he's a man.
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115. He definitely had horrible B.O.
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116. I think that's a sign of giant balls.
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117. - Rank.
- Lucky.
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118. Testosterone stinks.
I smell like flowers.
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119. These hands of mine are so soft.
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120. It's like Chinese silk ribbon.
It's weird.
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121. They've never done anything
manly in my whole stupid life.
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122. Not one thing.
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123. I pet a llama once.
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124. That's the manliest thing
I've ever done.
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125. That was cool, though.
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126. We went to that petting zoo.
All those cute ducks.
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127. They were scary.
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128. Guys, this is what I'm talking about.
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129. We're going to petting zoos
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130. when we should be slitting
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131. Yeah, we should
slit throats of animals.
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132. We should be hunting or, like,
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133. pulling marlins out
of the ocean or, like, doing...
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134. What do men do?
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135. - We should go camping.
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136. - At the Brianna concert.
- Yes.
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137. No, Rihanna is out.
We cannot go to...
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138. We cannot be seen
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139. No, I've got the perfect thermos.
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140. We gotta hunt!
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141. We have to go and kill something!
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142. Hopefully not an innocent something.
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143. I don't like killing
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144. We'll pick on the animals
that obviously deserve it.
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145. First thing's first.
Let's go buy some guns.
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146. What do you mean that there's
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147. That doesn't seem real.
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148. We have the right to bear guns.
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149. I know that's a fact.
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150. Dude, it's the law.
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151. If a man disrespects you in a bar
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154. Shut up.
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155. God, gimme a gun!
Just gimme a gun, man!
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156. All right. All right.
So, we can't have guns.
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157. We just need weapons
that can kill things,
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158. and money is no object.
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159. I've got a credit card,
so let's make it happen.
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160. - Do you have one of these?
- Mm-hmm.
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161. It's pretty inten...
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162. 29.99 APR.
Not bad.
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163. Plus, I get Dannon points.
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164. - Ooh.
- I'll be stackin' dairy, homie.
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165. Oh, mama!
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166. Dude, look at
the craftsmanship of this bow.
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168. he said that this is the same one
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169. they used to light the torch
at the Lillehammer Olympics.
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170. Ooh, nice.
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171. - I think that was Muhammad Ali.
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172. But I'm not sweating it.
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173. 'Cause this crossbow's
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174. it's gonna explode a deer's head.
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175. Git 'er done.
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176. Yeah, git 'er "dune."
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177. Thank you for the vest, by the way.
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178. I feel like I'm in SWAT.
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179. Colin Farrell...
"Get at me! Get at me!"
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180. L.L. Cool J, "get at me!"
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181. And Ders, thank you
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182. Oh, what?
Whale Wars?
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183. Just friggin' harpoon guns?
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184. I don't know how it works yet, but...
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185. - Yeah. That's not how.
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186. Wait, so now you're on board to hunt?
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187. I thought you weren't
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188. Yeah.
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189. Yeah, but fish aren't animals.
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190. They're like the rodents of the sea.
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192. I wouldn't mind if we just
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193. I hate fish.
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194. Speaking of oceans,
who wants to take a dip?
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195. Oh!
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196. - Yeah, now we're talking.
- Here we go. Get in. Get in.
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197. Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid to swoop.
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198. I feel like such a man right now.
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199. Oh.
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200. Guys, you might wanna start small,
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201. - because I just put a piece in...
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202. - And I'm already buzzing.
- Whoo!
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203. Is that mint,
or is that just, like, coffee?
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204. I'm buzzing really hard
right now. That's good.
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205. Oh, my brain hurts a little.
I'm tingling.
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206. We should s'go right now.
S'go!
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207. - S'go!
- Yeah. Ooh.
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208. Yeah, baby!
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209. Oh, this song...
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210. - Actually sucks pretty bad.
- Very loud.
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211. Yeah, it's very intense.
This is what men listen to.
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212. Yeah!
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213. This is like Satan's lullaby.
It's brutal! It's masculine!
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214. Yeah.
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216. - I would love a marg.
- I'll take a marg.
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217. Man marg.
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218. It's not strawberry,
I hope you don't mind.
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220. That's cool. That's cool.
I'm okay with that.
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225. - They deal.
- 'Cause we're men.
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226. Who the heck
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227. Men don't eat lettuce!
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228. - I didn't pack lettuce.
- Men don't eat lettuce.
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229. But I will put some
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230. Lawry's.
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231. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I like that, man.
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232. - Yo, Blaze.
- Huh?
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233. You about ready
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234. - Learn the how-tos of drivin?
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235. I mean, you had your learner's
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Changing subjects.
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239. Oh, I know I do.
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240. But I'll take my ice cream first,
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241. because real men eat dessert first.
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242. Dessert first!
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243. Dessert first!
Dessert first!
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244. Dessert first! Dessert first!
Dessert first! Dessert first!
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246. Got to be pretty good hunting.
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247. I figure we can just
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248. You think a mountain lion
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249. would fit on the roof of the `Vo?
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250. Minus the head, of course,
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251. 'cause I've already
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252. - Right.
- Gears of War style.
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253. The `Vo can handle
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254. Yeah.
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257. Ah, Ders, come on!
Dude, what're you doing?
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258. I'm not doing anything.
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260. - Yes.
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261. The steering...
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262. - Just... it stopped.
- Oh, no.
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263. Should we go look at this thing?
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264. Yeah, let's do it.
Ders, here, take your Margarita.
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It's hot.
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267. Yeah.
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270. American muscle,
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277. - No, n-n-n-n-no!
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279. Gonna let somebody else
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280. - Yeah, we're a couple of men.
- Yeah.
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283. a couple of burgers, all right?
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284. 'Cause I know
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a little appetite worked up.
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286. Daddy's hungry.
Yeah.
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287. Hey, why don't we get
a full-on pop-dog?
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288. We're working
with a semi-pop-dog right now.
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289. - Coming right up.
- We're at a half-pop.
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290. We need to be a full-on pop-dog, yo.
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291. - Full-pop coming right up.
- Full pop-doggie.
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293. No, you popped the trunk there.
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294. - I know.
- Do you not know how to...
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295. No, I know.
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298. I think it's...
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299. We're at a half-pop-doggie right now.
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300. - I wanna go to the full pop.
- I know, I know, I know.
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302. when I was 16, there's a...
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304. Ha-ha!
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305. Oh! Yes!
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306. - Secret latch?
- Whoo!
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307. Did you see that, Blake?
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308. Um, Ders, secret latch?
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309. Secret latch.
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310. This guy knew about secret latches.
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311. - Unbelievable. I'm blown away.
- It's crazy.
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313. - What are we looking at?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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315. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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317. Yes.
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319. I think it's the gasket.
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320. - Mm.
- Yeah, that gasket...
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321. That's weird right there.
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322. This whole region right here
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323. You know what,
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326. - Possibly.
- Don't say that.
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327. I do know one thing is for sure.
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328. It's not the battery zone,
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330. Ooh, that's true.
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331. And we got margaritas to prove it.
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333. And we have waffles to prove it,
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334. and then we had the iPod dock
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337. It's the battery.
We wore down the battery.
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338. Here we go!
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339. - Oh!
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340. We can do it!
Put some glute into it!
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341. - Yeah.
- Here we go.
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342. Oh, this is cool!
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345. Ow, ow. I got it.
Anchor.
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346. Holy Moly, look at this classic.
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348. but nothing on the Swedish
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349. Yeah.
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350. That is American muscle.
That car fought in Vietnam.
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352. Here's my credit card.
Go get some man snacks.
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- Pay for the battery.
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- You got it.
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357. But not the peppered.
I've got acid reflux.
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363. - Yeah, schnapps. Cool, cool.
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- A dollar.
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- No cash.
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370. - Yeah.
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376. I'd tip you, but my buddy's
got my credit card, so.
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377. Hey-oh! And the Snacksters
are back-Ders!
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380. Uh, he didn't let me watch,
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381. but he's got
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382. - What?
- Really?
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383. - Yeah, you should check it out.
- Cool.
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386. It was, like, two,
or three, or... 200 bu...
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387. I think it was, like, 100 bucks.
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388. I don't know, money's
not a thing to me anymore.
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389. 'Cause I just charged to the game.
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390. Yeah, now with that credit card,
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391. you can get whatever you want,
whenever you want,
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392. and it's all, like, free, basically.
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393. Yeah, it's awesome.
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about the credit card...
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397. Okay, going north.
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398. If you're a viking, and you
scream that with a beard,
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399. - that's manly.
- Whoo!
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400. Wait.
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402. Grab your guns!
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403. Oh, is this... is this
the little guy we're gonna get?
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405. Just get your... thing.
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406. Holy Moly, she's a thick bitch.
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407. - She is.
- A worthy adversary.
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408. That's why I'm gonna string up
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409. Yeah, right, Ders.
First come, first kill, bud.
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410. I don't know, guys.
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411. It's just a dude
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413. Blake, it's cute.
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417. I'm not nervous right now.
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418. I didn't say you were nervous.
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419. Well, I'm not, then.
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420. Shh, quiet.
There's animals.
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- That was awesome!
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424. That's what I'm calling my
face now..."The girl catcher."
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425. Hey, Cassie,
I got you some corn nuts.
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426. You killed my raccoon.
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427. No, sir, back up.
We're hunting here, okay?
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428. Yeah, we're hunting, it's cool!
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429. Adam, finish him.
Babe-ality.
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430. - Good call. Babe-ality.
- Be humane.
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431. I'm just gonna swiftly
sever the spinal cord.
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432. - Save the good meat, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
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433. That's my Cassie!
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434. Oh, is that why it has a collar?
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435. I was... I was wondering
why it had a col...
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436. - Oh, it's yours.
- Oh, thank God.
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437. She's still breathing.
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438. I don't know about that.
That might be the rigamorphis.
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439. That was a really good hunting kick.
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440. - That was a death-blow, for sure.
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441. - Guys, guys, it's his pet.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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442. I'm just saying.
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443. Give me your car keys!
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444. I'll take her to the vet.
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445. Or we could let her die with dignity
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446. next to the trash can,
and then honor her legacy
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447. by mounting her
on the hood of the `Vo.
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448. - Yeah.
- That's a good idea.
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449. - Honor, legacy...
- Honor, dignity...
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450. Give me the keys!
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451. Look, sir, you can't just yell at us.
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452. We're three tough men.
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453. And if you want the keys,
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454. you're gonna have to go in my
pocket and get it yourself.
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455. Yeah, yeah.
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456. Don't think I don't know
how to reload this thing,
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457. 'cause I... I do...
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458. Yeah, and I'm, uh,
buzzing pretty good,
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459. so just buzz off, Buzzter.
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460. Shut up!
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461. You tried to kill the only thing
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462. that means anything to me
in this World.
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463. Now, gimme your car keys
or I'll rip your dicks off
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464. and You
in the holes that it leaves.
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465. She takes premium!
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466. Well, there goes our man trip.
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467. Thought you got it fixed.
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468. This is a stick!
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469. It is?
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470. Well, which one of you little
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471. and teach me how to drive?
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472. I can't, legally.
Yeah, I have a lot of DUIs.
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473. - I'll go...
- Come on!
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474. Guys, if I die, spread my ashes
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475. at the Pasadena aquatic center!
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476. - Okay.
- You have to pop the clutch.
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477. And at my funeral, play Kells!
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478. Okay, use the clutch.
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479. We should have
fought that dude, man!
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480. What is this weekend all about
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481. if we're still gonna
be giant pussies?
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482. Yeah, I know, but he said,
A hole."
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483. I shut down.
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484. Real men would have
stood up for themselves
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485. and fought the man,
but we're not real men,
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486. we're little... boys!
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487. I know.
What should we do?
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488. Maybe call our dads, or Karl?
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489. No, man!
We got to save Ders!
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490. That's what we got to do!
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491. But we better act fast.
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492. He's probably making Ders
give him road head.
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493. That feels good right there.
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494. Tell me when to pop.
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495. No, just...
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496. Well, here it comes.
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497. Go!
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498. - See?
- Yeah.
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499. - That's changing gears.
- Yeah.
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500. My dad taught me the same way.
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501. He put his hands on my feet,
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502. showed me how to work it.
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503. You swear you've never
done this before?
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504. Scout's honor.
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505. Well, you're damn good.
I'm impressed.
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506. Well, you're a damn good teacher.
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507. I... I appreciate your patience.
How's Cassie?
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508. She's gonna be all right.
I think she's okay.
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509. And again, I'm sorry about that.
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510. When I kicked her,
I didn't know she was your pet.
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511. It's just, me and my guys,
we set out on this man weekend
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512. to be, like, hunters, and prove
something to ourselves,
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513. when truth be told,
I'd rather be at home
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514. drinking boon's farm and just
bumping some Jamie Foxx, man.
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515. Jamie Foxx?
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516. - Yeah, yeah.
- What? Yes, I like Jamie Foxx.
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517. Yeah, me too!
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518. You realize you're
kind of like Jamie Foxx
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519. in that movie collateral right now?
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520. - Oh, my God, I am.
- Yeah!
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521. - That's so cool!
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522. - And that's... you're tom cruise.
- Yeah!
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523. Oh, man.
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524. - This is so cool.
- Oh, yeah, this is cool.
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525. God, they make
the best movies together.
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526. They need to do more.
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527. I gotta shift again.
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528. - Yep, go into third.
- Ready?
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529. I feel badass!
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530. Yeah, 'cause we are badass right now!
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531. This is so badass!
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532. But I've never driven before.
I don't know if I can do it.
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533. Ders' life is in our hands, okay?
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534. You got to step up
to the streets, man.
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535. Let's just catch up to 'em.
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536. Daddy Demamp
will take care of the rest.
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537. All right.
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538. Buckle up.
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539. We're about to get nuts.
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540. I got dry-roasted, but they
only had cashew hal... halves!
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541. Yeah! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
I'm doing it!
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542. - I'm doing it!
- Yeah!
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543. Hey, you ever see
that Jamie Foxx special, uh,
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544. i might need security?
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545. You ever see that?
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546. What do you think, Doug?
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547. Bo-wow-wow!
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548. - Bo-wow-wow!
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549. "I got the flag,
player, I got the flag."
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550. There she blows.
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551. Aye aye.
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552. Yo!
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553. - That's my buddies.
- Hey!
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554. Where did you get that car?
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555. Check it out!
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556. No, don't!
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557. Ders says that dude
is trying to kill him!
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558. I'm glad we made it here
before he got bludgeoned!
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559. Yeah, well, you know,
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560. when you got Uncle Blazer
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561. things tend to go un-bludgeoned!
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562. - Hey, what's he doing?
- I don't know!
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563. I'm Jamie Foxx and he's tom cruise!
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564. Yeah!
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565. Get up close!
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566. I'm gonna shoot out the tire!
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567. Yes.
You're okay to fire!
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568. I'm... yeah, I'm going to, okay?
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569. It's very windy up here!
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570. Yes, I know!
We'll get snacks later!
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571. I got... I'm not nervous!
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572. Damn it!
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573. Keep it steady in here, dude!
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574. Come on, man,
I'm a first-time driver.
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575. I'm like a student driver, basically.
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576. You're doing a great job, okay?
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577. Yeah, thanks, man.
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578. You're out of ammo!
Here, take this!
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579. Ooh, I like that.
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580. Adam, Ders needs you.
He saved your girl catcher.
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581. Thanks for calling it that, man.
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582. Kill shot!
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583. Okay, downshift.
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584. No!
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585. Dude!
Are you all right?
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586. Oh!
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587. I'm good. I'm good.
That didn't even hurt.
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588. - What?
- That didn't even hurt.
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589. It looked like it hurt,
but it didn't even.
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590. Okay, all right, we'll do
a little bit of this here.
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591. - Follow this.
- Yeah.
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592. - Follow this.
- Yeah, I'm... yeah, I am.
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593. - Okay, he's all right.
- Good to go! Whoo!
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594. All right, man,
let's kick this dude's ass, man!
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595. - No, no, no, guys! Guys!
- Yes!
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596. Guys, come on, relax.
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597. His name's Doug.
He's cool, okay?
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598. Smoothed things over.
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599. I was just gonna take him to the vet
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600. and co back and get you guys,
but what are you doing?
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601. We're... we were, uh,
gonna come back as heroes
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602. and save your ass, uh, though.
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603. Yeah, and, uh,
I drove the car though.
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604. - What?
- Yeah.
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605. And we bought a car
with your credit card though.
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606. You what?
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607. Well, you're gonna get
lots of yogurt though.
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608. Look, we're not cut out
for this guys' stuff.
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609. Can I just say that out loud?
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610. Hey, what the heck?
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611. This might not be
our will forte, who knows?
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612. It definitely isn't.
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613. We're no MacGrubers.
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614. Okay, so why don't we
just go get Doug,
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615. and kick it with his brother,
who owns a wiener-schnitzel?
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616. He said he'd hook us up right now.
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617. - What?
- Yeah, I'm starving.
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618. Yo, Jamie!
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619. Wow-wow-wow!
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620. What are you doing?
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621. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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622. - Tom!
- Tom?
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623. I mean, Doug!
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624. Well, there goes our...
Chili cheese dogs.
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625. Ah, it's okay.
Let's go to a bar.
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626. Let's go get drunk.
I'm ready to go.
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627. I'm okay, I'm good to go.
I'm good to... go right now.
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628. - Okay, shh.
- Whoo!
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629. I think I got a better idea.
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630. Oh, my gosh, you guys.
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631. Rihanna tore the roof
off that mothersucker tonight.
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632. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah, she did!
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633. She's good!
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634. By the way, guys, no more Kells.
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635. I want Rihanna's Take a Bow
played at my funeral.
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636. Good call.
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637. She was whipping her Booty
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638. like nothing I've ever seen before.
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639. I think I can do that.
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640. Take it down, you idiot.
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641. Oh, looks like we got a r-r-rude boy.
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642. Go home.
You're acting like children.
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643. Jillian?
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644. Excuse me, boys.
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645. Sir, you've got about
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646. before I beat your ass
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647. in front of your ugly,
funky-butt children!
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648. Yeah!
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649. They called me
the "Dad Ruiner" in high school!
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650. - What?
- Rihanna!
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