1. - Whoo!
That is a mom butt right there-Copy !req
2. Long and low.
- Whoa.Copy !req
3. Daddy likes mom butts.Copy !req
4. - Have you guys ever looked
at your checks before?Copy !req
5. - Direct deposit, dude.
- No. No, I haven't.Copy !req
6. - It's bizarro, man.Copy !req
7. It says I only get, like,
half of my money here.Copy !req
8. - Seriously?Copy !req
9. Who's FICA?
Why am I paying him $55?Copy !req
10. - Meeda-Meed-a-care?Copy !req
11. I don't even know what that is.Copy !req
12. That's not even a real thing.Copy !req
13. - All right, guys.
They're taxes.Copy !req
14. - Ders, what are taxes?
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. - Uh, society-
It's a big pie, right?Copy !req
16. We got to help cook it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
17. - Okay, you guys know brackets-
basketball, you know?Copy !req
18. - Yeah, no, I know those.Copy !req
19. - So it's progressive
bracketology.Copy !req
20. - You're losing me, bud.
- Yeah.Copy !req
21. - Taxes,
they pay for roads,Copy !req
22. like, fire trucks,
schools, this park.Copy !req
23. - Really?Copy !req
24. So my tax money paid
for this whole park right here?Copy !req
25. - Yes. Yeah.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
26. - So you're saying that we paid
for everything at this park?Copy !req
27. - Yeah.
- We paid for the sand?Copy !req
28. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
29. - Well, fine,
then I'm taking some.Copy !req
30. - So we paid for that slide
and that swing setCopy !req
31. and that bench
over there, right?Copy !req
32. I'm an owner?
- Yeah, you're owning.Copy !req
33. - That's-I like that.
Taxes are cool.Copy !req
34. - We definitely own
that, then...Copy !req
35. Right?Copy !req
36. - Oh, yeah, we do.Copy !req
37. Taxes rule!Copy !req
38. I forgot my paycheck.
Turn around.Copy !req
39. - Well, I think we can officially sayCopy !req
40. this house is now a home.Copy !req
41. - Can you guys imagine going
to a bar and telling a babe,Copy !req
42. "Uh, yeah, you know,
I got a dragon at my house"?Copy !req
43. - "You should come over,
play with my dragon."Copy !req
44. And my-and that's also
another term for my dick.Copy !req
45. - Oh, you know what
we need to do?Copy !req
46. Name him.
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. - Yes, but it's got
to be something hard.Copy !req
48. It is badass.
- Yeah, very badass.Copy !req
49. - Hello, "Cee Lo Green."Copy !req
50. - Ooh, I like that.Copy !req
51. What about "Ivan Drago-n,"Copy !req
52. like the guy who had
the sinister flattop?Copy !req
53. - "Reptar," right?
From Rugrats.Copy !req
54. That's badass, dude.
- Yeah.Copy !req
55. - That was such a Tommy move
by me by naming him that.Copy !req
56. It's so Tommy.
- Reptar's good.Copy !req
57. - Should I get a flattop?Copy !req
58. - I really feel like you guys
aren't hearing me.Copy !req
59. I came up
with the perfect name.Copy !req
60. It's "Cee Lo Green."
He has those-Copy !req
61. those short, T-rex arms,
and, I mean, he's a thug.Copy !req
62. He was in Goodie Mob.Copy !req
63. - So that's a no
on the flattop?Copy !req
64. - Hey, fuck the Dragons!Copy !req
65. - What?
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
66. Watch your mouth!
This is a family neighborhood!Copy !req
67. - Yeah!
Fuck you, dickhead!Copy !req
68. - Yeah, you got a problem
with Reptar,Copy !req
69. you got a problem with me!Copy !req
70. - Did you see that poseur
with the skateboard?Copy !req
71. Hey, skateboarder dude,
why don't you, uh,Copy !req
72. find a real identity?
'Cause you're lying to yourself.Copy !req
73. - I'm a taxpayer!
What are you?Copy !req
74. A sax player in the band,
you idiot?Copy !req
75. - Oh, get 'em.Copy !req
76. - Yeah, probably.
That's a cool instrument.Copy !req
77. - Nerd!
- Nerd!Copy !req
78. - Let's, uh-let's finish
drinking some beers,Copy !req
79. because the sweetest revenge
is living well.Copy !req
80. Darius Rucker said it,
so you know it's real.Copy !req
81. - I miss Darius Rucker.
- You're right.Copy !req
82. Let's cool our guns.
- Love that song.Copy !req
83. He was in Bush, right?
- I think not.Copy !req
84. - What do you say
we finish these beersCopy !req
85. and, uh,
celebrate at the bar?Copy !req
86. - I like it.
- I like that idea.Copy !req
87. Dibs on your hair gel, dude.Copy !req
88. - Our dragon
is gonna seal the deal,Copy !req
89. Cee Lo Green style.Copy !req
90. - Yeah, definitely.
But his name's Reptar.Copy !req
91. - But it's actually
Cee Lo Green.Copy !req
92. - Don't make me
swing on you, bro.Copy !req
93. - Yeah.
- Oh, you're gonna swing on me?Copy !req
94. - All right, all right.
- I'll swing on-Copy !req
95. - Okay,
everyone's a tough guy!Copy !req
96. Everybody's a tough guy!
- Swing on you, bro.Copy !req
97. - How about I swing
right over the top?Copy !req
98. - Kiya! Kiya!Copy !req
99. - Watch it, bro.Copy !req
100. I got the meanest uppercut
in freaking Cucamonga.Copy !req
101. - Let it all out, little guy.Copy !req
102. Oh, nice!
Good distance.Copy !req
103. Good work, bud.
Proud of you.Copy !req
104. Ders!
Ders, wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
105. - What's up?
We going to the bar?Copy !req
106. - They're robbing us!
- Oh, my God. What?Copy !req
107. - No! Cee Lo!
- That's our Reptar!Copy !req
108. - I got to get a photo.
I'm gonna get the plates.Copy !req
109. - Coming for you!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
110. - Ders!
- Wait. What are you doing?Copy !req
111. - Ders, grab!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
112. - Help! Grab me!
Don't let go!Copy !req
113. - What are you doing?
- Don't let go!Copy !req
114. - I got you.
I got you. I got you.Copy !req
115. You all right?Copy !req
116. - Reptar!Copy !req
117. - I got a picture.
- Did you take it for me?Copy !req
118. - Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- Reptar!Copy !req
119. - Oh, damn it.
The camera was the wrong way.Copy !req
120. - Reptar!
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
121. You look just like that guyCopy !req
122. who was raping his kids
in the basement in Austria.Copy !req
123. - I know. I know.
It's the eyebrows.Copy !req
124. - Okay, so what do we got?Copy !req
125. - Three suspects-
one I'm almost pretty sureCopy !req
126. was wearing
a letterman's jacket.Copy !req
127. - A letterman's jacket.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
128. - Okay, good.
Car?Copy !req
129. - Too drunk to see cars.Copy !req
130. - I was still vomiting.Copy !req
131. - That was pretty impressive.
That was a world record maybe.Copy !req
132. - Yeah, well, I told you.
Time it.Copy !req
133. - One stopwatch.
We'll buy that.Copy !req
134. Uh, what else?Copy !req
135. - Oh, I did find this-Copy !req
136. a filtered clove cigarette,Copy !req
137. which lets me know
there has to beCopy !req
138. at least one poseur involved
in this equation.Copy !req
139. - One clove, one poseur.Copy !req
140. - Okay, so what
are we thinking?Copy !req
141. Head down to the school,
bust some skulls,Copy !req
142. pull some rip-and-runs?Copy !req
143. - Eh, you know what?Copy !req
144. I think for once,
muscle's not our best play.Copy !req
145. We got to be smart.
- Yep.Copy !req
146. - We got to be sneaky.Copy !req
147. Going undercover.Copy !req
148. Check it out.
I brought some disguises.Copy !req
149. - Whoa!
Cool!Copy !req
150. Good idea.
- No.Copy !req
151. - I like that.
Underclassman them-very smart.Copy !req
152. Here's my only concern.Copy !req
153. Ders looks old as fuck.
Let's be honest.Copy !req
154. Look at that face.Copy !req
155. It's very old and wrinkly
looking.Copy !req
156. - No, it's not.
It's smooth.Copy !req
157. Uh, but we're
not going undercover.Copy !req
158. So why don't we go talk
to the principalCopy !req
159. like normal people,
bossmen-to-bossman?Copy !req
160. - Fuck principals.
- Yeah.Copy !req
161. - If we want justice, we have
to take it into our own hands.Copy !req
162. - Mm-hmm, we got to go,
"Where's the statue?"Copy !req
163. And they're like,
"Oh, don't hit-Copy !req
164. You're so much stronger than me.
Don't hit me."Copy !req
165. This is blood, and then they
tell us where the statue is.Copy !req
166. - That's the rip-and-runs.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
167. But also undercover, though.
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. - I'm not gonna drive
unless we do it my way.Copy !req
169. - Well, then we walk.
- Then I'm out.Copy !req
170. - Then we go
to the principal's office.Copy !req
171. - Great.Copy !req
172. - This school has, like,
a real-deal football squad.Copy !req
173. This guy, their quarterback,
Quaid Franklin-Copy !req
174. he's just awesome.Copy !req
175. He's, like, so cool.Copy !req
176. - Hey, uh, hi.Copy !req
177. Uh, we need to see
the principal, pronto.Copy !req
178. It's an emergency.Copy !req
179. - Do you have an appointment?Copy !req
180. - Just tell him Adam DeMamp
from TelAmeriCorpCopy !req
181. is here to see him.Copy !req
182. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
183. If you don't have an
appointment, you have to leave.Copy !req
184. - Wow. Really?Copy !req
185. That's weird,
because as a taxpayer,Copy !req
186. I'm almost positive
that I pay your salary.Copy !req
187. Right, Ders?
- Yeah, absolutely right.Copy !req
188. So you kind of work
for us, lady.Copy !req
189. Chop, chop.Copy !req
190. - Look, three of your students
stole a statueCopy !req
191. that we as taxpayers legally
stole from a public park.Copy !req
192. - Taxpayers.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
193. - So what do you guys do?Copy !req
194. Do you coordinate with the fuzz?
Do you work alone?Copy !req
195. Rip-and-runs,
bust some skulls?Copy !req
196. I'm happy to rip-and-run.Copy !req
197. - I have your information.Copy !req
198. There's the door.
Use it.Copy !req
199. - Oh, "use it"?
Okay.Copy !req
200. Well, we might as well,Copy !req
201. since, as taxpayers,
we own that door.Copy !req
202. - We own that door.
- We own that door.Copy !req
203. - Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
204. - You know what?
You're fired!Copy !req
205. - You're fired!
- You're done here.Copy !req
206. - You're fired!
- You're done!Copy !req
207. - Hey, let's take this door.Copy !req
208. - We're taking this door.Copy !req
209. - Let's take the door out.
- We're taking this door.Copy !req
210. - Get the hinges.
- Let's take the-Copy !req
211. - You're fired, lady.
- That's for you.Copy !req
212. - You're never gonna
teach again!Copy !req
213. - Oh!Copy !req
214. JNCOs are coming back
hard, dude.Copy !req
215. Look at these.
- They are back.Copy !req
216. - Yeah.
- You look gorgeous.Copy !req
217. - Thank you.
You look like Russell Brand.Copy !req
218. - Both you guys look cool.
I want a disguise.Copy !req
219. - Okay, well, this is Plan B-
Plan Blake.Copy !req
220. We should have done it
right off the bat.Copy !req
221. This is what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
222. I'm just gonna hang out here,Copy !req
223. kind post up,
looking like a poseur.Copy !req
224. Dig around for dirt
with my mind shovel.Copy !req
225. - Ah, good call.Copy !req
226. I'm gonna go find
the football players,Copy !req
227. since they're, like, the popular
and attractive crowd.Copy !req
228. I'll slide right in
undetected,Copy !req
229. just like I did
in high school.Copy !req
230. - Wait, you hung out
with the jocks in high school?Copy !req
231. - Yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
232. - What about you, Ders?Copy !req
233. Can't run around
looking like that.Copy !req
234. You're gonna get hired
as a science teacher.Copy !req
235. - You're a funny guy.
I wouldn't worry about me, okay?Copy !req
236. Last night,
I watched Coach Carter,Copy !req
237. picked up a few pointers.Copy !req
238. I think I'll be fine.Copy !req
239. In fact, I'm gonna go
straight to the source,Copy !req
240. where the bebe kids be at.Copy !req
241. Dang!Copy !req
242. What's up
with all these books?Copy !req
243. - Hang on, now, son.
You here for detention?Copy !req
244. - Nah, man, I'm here for
the booty-scratching contest.Copy !req
245. Come on, man.
Keep up, keep up.Copy !req
246. Not playing today.
Jokes all day.Copy !req
247. Damn. Where you learn
how to draw like that?Copy !req
248. Will you do my name next?Copy !req
249. It's Shawn-ders.Copy !req
250. And yours is?Copy !req
251. - What's up, dudes?
Want a clove?Copy !req
252. - No, we're good, man.Copy !req
253. - You know what I like to do?Copy !req
254. Get together with some
of my close dude friends,Copy !req
255. share a clove,
steal statues.Copy !req
256. You guys ever do anything
exactly like that ever?Copy !req
257. - Can't say that we have.Copy !req
258. - Nice mustache,
by the way.Copy !req
259. - Thank you.Copy !req
260. What's up, big dog?
Want a clove?Copy !req
261. Here, try.Copy !req
262. - Oh, I get it.Copy !req
263. Coach probably doesn't like
you smoking, huh?Copy !req
264. But you don't care,
do you?Copy !req
265. 'Cause you're a bad dude.Copy !req
266. You like getting into trouble,
stealing stuff...Copy !req
267. maybe a statue?Copy !req
268. Talk to me, big man.Copy !req
269. - Yo, get the hell away from me,
you poseur.Copy !req
270. - No doubt.
No doubt. Definitely.Copy !req
271. What up, dogs?
Yeah, man.Copy !req
272. What's up?
I'm Adam DeMamp.Copy !req
273. I just transferred
from the other schoolCopy !req
274. that's pretty far away
from here.Copy !req
275. Um... little bit about me.Copy !req
276. I train with kettlebells,
and my favorite moviesCopy !req
277. are Notorious and Blow,Copy !req
278. so I'm, like, a-just real.Copy !req
279. I'm so-a real dude
like you guys.Copy !req
280. - Hey, what's up,
dudes, babe?Copy !req
281. - Whoa.
You're Quaid Franklin.Copy !req
282. You're so good
at football, dude.Copy !req
283. I read this whole paper
about you.Copy !req
284. 14 touchdowns,
2,238 yards.Copy !req
285. He's going to Nebraska
next year.Copy !req
286. It's-you're the man, dude.Copy !req
287. - Yeah, who are you?Copy !req
288. I'm-I'm Adam DeMamp.Copy !req
289. I just introduced myself,
but...Copy !req
290. They used to call me
Meat Mountain in high school.Copy !req
291. - Yo, dudes.Copy !req
292. There's this nerd in
the bathroom that's trying to,Copy !req
293. like-I don't know-
fuck dudes or something.Copy !req
294. - That's one thing
that I hate-nerds!Copy !req
295. Right?
Ugh!Copy !req
296. Let's go pound this nerd!Copy !req
297. Quaid, let's go pound
this nerd-Copy !req
298. me and you, bro!Copy !req
299. Bash bros!
Bash bros!Copy !req
300. Let's go, Quaid and Adam!Copy !req
301. Let's go, Wolves.Copy !req
302. Let's go!Copy !req
303. - Hey, man,
how come you're here?Copy !req
304. Me?
I was stealing, man.Copy !req
305. Got caught up
stealing statues.Copy !req
306. You ever steal statues, man?Copy !req
307. You ever steal,
like, a, uh-Copy !req
308. a dragon statue?Copy !req
309. - Excuse me.
- Huh?Copy !req
310. - Please be quiet.
Thank you.Copy !req
311. - Man, I didn't even
do anything.Copy !req
312. Dang!
Okay?Copy !req
313. - That's it.
You know, Shawn-ders-Copy !req
314. - What?
- That's it.Copy !req
315. We're going to the office.
- Okay.Copy !req
316. - Give me your I.D.
Let's see it.Copy !req
317. - You know anything
about a stolen statue?Copy !req
318. - We're going to the office.
- Man, stop. Get off me, dude!Copy !req
319. - How about we give
your parents a call?Copy !req
320. - What? Okay, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
321. I'm not Shawn-ders, okay?Copy !req
322. - Let's go, Wolves!Copy !req
323. Let's go-oh!Copy !req
324. Wrong guy.
That's-Copy !req
325. We should go check
another bathroom.Copy !req
326. - No, no, no.
That's him.Copy !req
327. And it's time
to whup his ass.Copy !req
328. - No!Copy !req
329. Or hear me out.Copy !req
330. We could really punish
this perv...Copy !req
331. and...Copy !req
332. give him a swirly.Copy !req
333. - All right.
- Yeah!Copy !req
334. - I just washed my hair.
No, no, man.Copy !req
335. - Come on.
- Hold on!Copy !req
336. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
337. - Everybody out, now!Copy !req
338. - Good thing I had this chain.Copy !req
339. Might have lost my wallet.Copy !req
340. Go, Wolves.Copy !req
341. - Gentlemen, this is
a high school.Copy !req
342. I could have you
thrown in jail.Copy !req
343. - Yeah, a jail we pay for
with our taxpayer money.Copy !req
344. Right, Ders?
- Correct-o-mundo.Copy !req
345. - No, that's not cor-Copy !req
346. Good God, you smell.Copy !req
347. So, what, some of my students
stole a dragon from you?Copy !req
348. - Cee Lo Green.Copy !req
349. She was classy and beautiful.Copy !req
350. - His name's Reptar.Copy !req
351. - Well, I imagine
they did thisCopy !req
352. because we're playing
the Dragons this weekend-Copy !req
353. our big rival.Copy !req
354. - You didn't think to notifyCopy !req
355. surrounding community members
with dragon statues?Copy !req
356. - That makes sense to me.Copy !req
357. - Here's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
358. Good afternoon, RC South.Copy !req
359. It has come to my attention
that some studentsCopy !req
360. have stolen property from
our residential neighbors-Copy !req
361. a dragon statue.Copy !req
362. Now, if the statue is not
returned within a week,Copy !req
363. the pep rally
will be canceled.Copy !req
364. So if you want to have
a pep rally,Copy !req
365. please return the statue to-Copy !req
366. What's your damn address?Copy !req
367. - 1456 Halmin Drive.Copy !req
368. - 1456 Halmin Drive.Copy !req
369. Hey, let's show the communityCopy !req
370. what the Wolves
are really made of.Copy !req
371. Good day.Copy !req
372. - Nope.Copy !req
373. - God!
- There we go.Copy !req
374. - Dude, are you smoking
those for real now?Copy !req
375. - Yeah, they calm my nerves.Copy !req
376. I mean, I saw my life flush
before my eyes today.Copy !req
377. - Okay, just keep
the smoke out the door, man.Copy !req
378. - Yeah, lose the scarf too.Copy !req
379. You look like you're in
30 Seconds to Mars.Copy !req
380. - What the hell?Copy !req
381. - Ah!Copy !req
382. What the-Copy !req
383. - We're under attack!Copy !req
384. - This is war.
We're going to war now.Copy !req
385. We just got to start war.Copy !req
386. - Yeah, well, maybe you
shouldn't have gave awayCopy !req
387. our home address.Copy !req
388. - Guys, look!Copy !req
389. - Get him.Copy !req
390. Did that look awesome?Copy !req
391. - Uh, yeah!Copy !req
392. - But you are
in poop water, dude.Copy !req
393. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
394. - Welcome to the club,
dickhead!Copy !req
395. - Where's Reptar?Copy !req
396. - I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
397. - The dragon, you bitch!Copy !req
398. And he has a name,
and it's actually Cee Lo Green.Copy !req
399. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
400. - No, it is isn't.
- I swear to God I don't know.Copy !req
401. I only came here tonight 'cause
it's what everyone was doing.Copy !req
402. - Give me a break,
little guy.Copy !req
403. If everybody jumped off
a bridge,Copy !req
404. would you do that too?Copy !req
405. Huh?Copy !req
406. - Sometimes I don't know.Copy !req
407. - That's actually really sad.Copy !req
408. - It is sad.Copy !req
409. - Peer pressure, it's a very
real thing at their age.Copy !req
410. But where's the dragon,
you bitch?Copy !req
411. - I don't know
about any dragon.Copy !req
412. I was only trying
to fit in.Copy !req
413. I'm just the fat kid.Copy !req
414. They dared me to poop!Copy !req
415. You got to believe me!Copy !req
416. - I believe you.Copy !req
417. Guys, can we have the room?Copy !req
418. - Lucky I don't swing
on you, fool!Copy !req
419. - Swing on you so bad.Copy !req
420. - All right, all right,
all right.Copy !req
421. Come on, dry off.Copy !req
422. Sorry about those dudes.Copy !req
423. It's just, uh,
they love that dragon.Copy !req
424. I love it.
It's crazy.Copy !req
425. You ever had anything
stolen from you?Copy !req
426. - I lost a bike once.Copy !req
427. I went in for a Snapple,
I came out,Copy !req
428. and it was gone.Copy !req
429. - Yeah, I'll bet.
What kind of Snapple?Copy !req
430. - I don't remember.Copy !req
431. - Me neither.
See?Copy !req
432. We're not so different,
you and me.Copy !req
433. So why don't you just
go ahead and tell meCopy !req
434. where my dragon is?Copy !req
435. - All right.Copy !req
436. A couple of the guys
are taking it to a partyCopy !req
437. to chop it up.Copy !req
438. - Okay, where's the party?Copy !req
439. - You know the Panda Express
on Camilla RoadCopy !req
440. right before the freeway?Copy !req
441. - Yeah, I do.Copy !req
442. - They're
at a weird white houseCopy !req
443. with a red door
right across from that.Copy !req
444. If you hurry,
you'll get there just in time.Copy !req
445. - Ready to talk now?Copy !req
446. - Oh, my God!
- Huh, tough guy?Copy !req
447. - Hey, yo, DeMamp, I got it.
I got it. I got it.Copy !req
448. - Oh, but-Copy !req
449. All right, let's go figure out
how to put thisCopy !req
450. back in the 'Vo.Copy !req
451. - Here we are, boys.Copy !req
452. We ready to do this?Copy !req
453. - I say we go inside
and show these pricksCopy !req
454. what happens when you mess
with the Best Friend Brigade.Copy !req
455. - That's us.
- Yeah, baby, let's do this.Copy !req
456. Wait.Copy !req
457. Let's do this right.Copy !req
458. Your katana, sir.Copy !req
459. - You just-
Actually, just, uh-Copy !req
460. - Right.
Right.Copy !req
461. - Yeah.Copy !req
462. Let's go.
- Get out.Copy !req
463. You didn't see me
with the sword?Copy !req
464. I was gonna flick it-
- No, it was great.Copy !req
465. It was really cool.Copy !req
466. - Game's over, little-Copy !req
467. - Girls, what's going on here?Copy !req
468. Oh, sweet Jesus.Copy !req
469. - The principal was in on it
the whole time?Copy !req
470. - No, Adam, I think
that chubby dude played us.Copy !req
471. - Yuh-huh.Copy !req
472. - Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.Copy !req
473. - Again, we're sorry,
Principal Senn.Copy !req
474. It just, uh, those kids-Copy !req
475. I don't understand 'em.Copy !req
476. - They're insane.Copy !req
477. - They're just terrible people,Copy !req
478. and I don't know
how you do it, Wes.Copy !req
479. - Well, I'm a functioning
alcoholic.Copy !req
480. - Cool dad.Copy !req
481. - Nice.
- One for the road, boys?Copy !req
482. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
483. - Ders, take us home.Copy !req
484. We got a fat boy
that needs a jump.Copy !req
485. - Let's do it.Copy !req
486. Again, take care.Copy !req
487. - Hey.Copy !req
488. - We hope you find
your dragon.Copy !req
489. - Thank you, ladies.Copy !req
490. - And we think your hair
is really cute.Copy !req
491. - Still got it.Copy !req
492. - Play on, player.Copy !req
493. - That's it.Copy !req
494. Somebody's getting
the Tsongan death grip.Copy !req
495. - Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
496. I live here.
You don't.Copy !req
497. Might have to swing on a fool.Copy !req
498. - Gonna double up on a guy.Copy !req
499. - Whoa.Copy !req
500. Party's closed, boys.Copy !req
501. - Quaid, what up, dude?
It's DeMamp.Copy !req
502. Bash bros.
Remember that from earlier?Copy !req
503. - You can't come in.Copy !req
504. - Hey, where you want me
to put these beers?Copy !req
505. - Ah, wherever, dude.Copy !req
506. But, uh, stay out
of the front bedroom.Copy !req
507. Deandre's banging
Leila Strachan in there.Copy !req
508. Dude, chick's on pace to bang
everyone tonight, you know?Copy !req
509. - I can smell
the coochie already.Copy !req
510. - Oh, where'd he learn that?Copy !req
511. - In my-in the front bedroom?Copy !req
512. That's-that's my bedroom.
That's awesome.Copy !req
513. - That's cool, dude.
- That's cool.Copy !req
514. - Okay, I get it.
You took over our house.Copy !req
515. Very good.
Good job.Copy !req
516. But where's
the dragon statue and-Copy !req
517. Ah! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
518. - You're not getting in.Copy !req
519. - That is it.
I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
520. Nobody smokes in my house.Copy !req
521. Ow! Ow!
Don't, please! Ow!Copy !req
522. You know what? You set us up.
We drove out to that house.Copy !req
523. - Ha-ha.
That's awesome.Copy !req
524. Did you say hi
to Principal Senn?Copy !req
525. - You wish.
Ow!Copy !req
526. Oh!Copy !req
527. That wasn't even a-
Wasn't-Copy !req
528. - Here's the deal.Copy !req
529. You call the cops,
and we'll be back hereCopy !req
530. every weekend
for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
531. We'll pass it down
from class to classCopy !req
532. like a tradition
or some gay shit like that,Copy !req
533. or you get lost,
let us party tonight,Copy !req
534. and we'll call things even.Copy !req
535. - What about our statue?Copy !req
536. Bad news.Copy !req
537. He's totally decapitated.
- Ouch.Copy !req
538. - All right.Copy !req
539. Uh, here's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
540. Since we ruined your statue,Copy !req
541. I'll let you bros party.Copy !req
542. - Thank you.
- All right, yeah.Copy !req
543. - However, couple of rules-Copy !req
544. head to the back
and stay there.Copy !req
545. Beer only,
and don't talk to Ashley.Copy !req
546. She belongs to AJ.Copy !req
547. - I bet she's hot.
I bet she's hot.Copy !req
548. - And if you decide
to grow some ballsCopy !req
549. and break my rules,Copy !req
550. my homey will light you up.Copy !req
551. - Okay. All right.
- Cool.Copy !req
552. - All right, cool.
- We got it. We got it.Copy !req
553. - Thank you so much.
- All right.Copy !req
554. 5 bucks a cup.Copy !req
555. - Like-oh, okay.Copy !req
556. Plus tax or whatever?
- What? No.Copy !req
557. - Well, thank you.
- Cool.Copy !req
558. - No taxes.
- Wow, no taxes.Copy !req
559. Wow, you guys are rich
or something.Copy !req
560. All right, hey, you know what?
My treat.Copy !req
561. But you owe me later, so...Copy !req
562. - All right, have a good time.Copy !req
563. - Hey, thank you guys so much.
Thank you.Copy !req
564. This is really cool.
We really appreciate it.Copy !req
565. Thank you very much.
- Don't be douches, dudes.Copy !req
566. - Hey, did anybody
want a clove?Copy !req
567. Ow, man!Copy !req
568. All right.Copy !req
569. - Nice.Copy !req
570. Retail subrip by jeem.Copy !req