1. I'm gonna clear it.Copy !req
2. - Get 'em.
- Nope.Copy !req
3. That didn't...
that didn't work at all.Copy !req
4. - Ow. Ow.
- A little bit.Copy !req
5. Hey, if you guys see anything
ninja-related, tell me,Copy !req
6. 'cause I am back on my
ninja kick.Copy !req
7. - Okay.
- I'm gonna get a shower radio,Copy !req
8. so I can literally
rog out with my cog out.Copy !req
9. Or we could just stick
to the camping list,Copy !req
10. get the supplies we need,
right?Copy !req
11. Definitely,
but first, I want to getCopy !req
12. the stuff that I want
to get first.Copy !req
13. - Yeah.
- Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
14. - I'm gonna do that too.
- All right, just...Copy !req
15. you know, travel shampoos.
Look for 'em.Copy !req
16. Come on, 35 bucks?
For what?Copy !req
17. Oh, plugs into the car.
That's cool.Copy !req
18. Going camping there,
Paul Bunyan?Copy !req
19. Uh, no, me and my buddies areCopy !req
20. gonna follow a concert tour,Copy !req
21. so we're just gonna,
like, be camping out.Copy !req
22. - That sounds fun.
- Yeah, it should be.Copy !req
23. I'm not really
a great outdoors guy, though.Copy !req
24. You know, unless there's
a bald-headed bear.Copy !req
25. - Yeah.
- From the movie, um...Copy !req
26. what movie's that?Copy !req
27. It's the great outdoors.
What are you doing?Copy !req
28. - Shh.
- I don't think we should...Copy !req
29. are you pregnant?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
30. It's not for you to knowCopy !req
31. what's inside this belly.
You're squeezing so hard.Copy !req
32. - You like that?
- I like it.Copy !req
33. Oh, look at that.
Someone's up.Copy !req
34. - Oh, yeah.
- Someone's up.Copy !req
35. I'm up.Copy !req
36. - Morning.
- I'm up and at 'em.Copy !req
37. Don't do that with your face.
Don't do that.Copy !req
38. I don't like that.
That's better.Copy !req
39. Oh, God, all right,
all right, all right.Copy !req
40. Aha.Copy !req
41. Wait, did you just take
a picture of me?Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Uh, um, no.
No.Copy !req
44. I'm, uh... I'm all right.Copy !req
45. I'm just getting some pants.Copy !req
46. - How about a larger size?
- No, I-I think they're good.Copy !req
47. So.Copy !req
48. Wear 'em out.Copy !req
49. Good day.Copy !req
50. Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com
Resync for DEMAND by antibioCopy !req
51. Yo, Ders.Copy !req
52. Check it out.
Look who we ran into.Copy !req
53. Tez has let us...Copy !req
54. he's gonna let us
borrow his rv to goCopy !req
55. to the Xzibit concert
this weekend.Copy !req
56. - Yes!
- Cool.Copy !req
57. I have to admit, I was, like,
stressing really about it, guys,Copy !req
58. but I think now this...Copy !req
59. this trip's gonna be
a little less in tents.Copy !req
60. "In tents"? Get it?
"In tents." That's good.Copy !req
61. That's good.
That's good.Copy !req
62. "In tents."
That's good.Copy !req
63. - Oh, yeah.
- Thanks.Copy !req
64. Yeah, but tents
are for children.Copy !req
65. Rvs are for cool-ass
widowed grandpasCopy !req
66. who are single
and ready to tingle.Copy !req
67. Yeah, we're gonna beCopy !req
68. some tangling-ass grandpas
this weekend, man.Copy !req
69. What's up
with the kid's ski pants, huh?Copy !req
70. Michael Jackson special?Copy !req
71. Everything half-off kids?Copy !req
72. I was reading
this joke calendar back there.Copy !req
73. June was funny, man.
You should get it.Copy !req
74. I will,
but it's, like, 12 bucks.Copy !req
75. You are not gonna believe what
just happened to me.Copy !req
76. Uhoh!
Hottie coming through, y'all.Copy !req
77. I'd like you to meet
my bangin'-ass wife, Colleen.Copy !req
78. - Hi. How you doing?
- Hey.Copy !req
79. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
80. Oh, monty, I'll see you
at the checkout, okay?Copy !req
81. Hey, did you get
those baby naming books.Copy !req
82. I did.Copy !req
83. Y'all, check this out.
We having a little girl.Copy !req
84. And we gonna name her Montessa.Copy !req
85. No, we're not.
We talked about this.Copy !req
86. Okay.Copy !req
87. - Okay, I'll see you there.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
88. Ten years of marriage,
and she still got a assCopy !req
89. like a black tennis player.Copy !req
90. Ain't that right, guys?Copy !req
91. What?
I...Copy !req
92. Didn't see it. Wouldn't look.Copy !req
93. She's your wife.Copy !req
94. Listen, y'all,
I gotta go break me offCopy !req
95. a piece of
this country white bread.Copy !req
96. You 'bout to get
re-pregnatized, girl!Copy !req
97. So, uh, you said something
crazy happened?Copy !req
98. Yeah.
I, um...Copy !req
99. I just saw O.J. Simpson trying
on isotoners that way.Copy !req
100. - O.J. Simpson is here?
- Yeah, just over there.Copy !req
101. He's my favorite killer.
O.J.!Copy !req
102. - He's trying gloves on?
- Yeah.Copy !req
103. O.J.!Copy !req
104. - This is bad.
- O.J.?Copy !req
105. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
106. Buddy, hey, ho.
Hold up, hold up.Copy !req
107. What are you trying to do?
You trying to kill me?Copy !req
108. I didn't know you were there,Copy !req
109. but it sounds like
a good idea now.Copy !req
110. What are you doing, dude?Copy !req
111. What's it look like I'm doing?Copy !req
112. Okay, I want to talk
to you bros just beforeCopy !req
113. y'all bros just went
to the concert,Copy !req
114. so I slept behind
your bros' car, dudes.Copy !req
115. - That makes sense.
- Karl, I already told you, man.Copy !req
116. You can't come to the concert.Copy !req
117. - I'm sorry.
- Why not?Copy !req
118. 'Cause you always get crazy
and start fights at concerts.Copy !req
119. - Always.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
120. - You do.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
121. Dude, do you not remember
the 311 mosh pit?Copy !req
122. Yeah, that was a great pit,
man.Copy !req
123. Very chill mosh.
Great people in there.Copy !req
124. Yeah, really chill until you
bit through a little girl's ear.Copy !req
125. I'm sorry, Blake, but I was
just trying to come original.Copy !req
126. You hit Rebeca Mcentire
in the tit with a rock.Copy !req
127. Yeah, that's what you said.Copy !req
128. You said,
"take this, reba tits,"Copy !req
129. and you threw a rock.
You... you did that.Copy !req
130. It's the live music, okay?
It's the energy of it all.Copy !req
131. You know,
it just, like, goes in,Copy !req
132. and it takes over my soul,
and then it 9/11s my whole body,Copy !req
133. sending it in to "cha-os,"
and I'm just, like...Copy !req
134. but really concerts
are just a placeCopy !req
135. for you to find people to fight,
right?Copy !req
136. - Yeah.
- Great, that's what I thought.Copy !req
137. - Sorry, Karl.
- Hey, horrible seeing you.Copy !req
138. Stay stupid, human penis.
Later, duder.Copy !req
139. Wait, guys.
What about the rap music van?Copy !req
140. What am I gonna do with that?Copy !req
141. I don't know.
You could wash it.Copy !req
142. Oh, wash it?
Yeah, that's gonna do...Copy !req
143. Go ahead.
Go to work, man.Copy !req
144. Whoo!Copy !req
145. - Oh, my gosh.
- Ho.Copy !req
146. We're doing it, guys.Copy !req
147. We're officially
doing road rules, man.Copy !req
148. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- This is great.Copy !req
149. Do you guys know what
this thing does to panties?Copy !req
150. Sops them, then drops them.
Yes, it does.Copy !req
151. Yeah, chicks love dudes
with RVs.Copy !req
152. My Uncle drives one.Copy !req
153. Gets laid all the time.
Yeah?Copy !req
154. He's a coke dealer also,
so that mightCopy !req
155. have something to do with it.Copy !req
156. It's probably what he did
to buy the RV, you know?Copy !req
157. And I want the best bed
'cause I'm probablyCopy !req
158. gonna be doing some "fugzin'."Copy !req
159. - Well, we all want that.
- You better be.Copy !req
160. Yeah. But whoever touches
the RV first gets it.Copy !req
161. Wait no. What?Copy !req
162. - Oh! You suckers.
- Damn it, Adam.Copy !req
163. You have to give us a little bit
of advance notice.Copy !req
164. Whoever touches the other side,
gets to control the radio.Copy !req
165. Ready, set, go.
Wait, no...Copy !req
166. I said ready, set, go.Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. Uh, hey, Montez.Copy !req
169. We're just gonna take a tour
of the RV if that's cool.Copy !req
170. You want me to take
your garba... okay.Copy !req
171. You have a bag full
of double-ended dildos?Copy !req
172. That's used.
That's was used probably.Copy !req
173. Strap-ons...
is this Evan stone?Copy !req
174. What's he's doing back there?Copy !req
175. Is that Evan stone?
He's my favorite.Copy !req
176. Man, that's $1,200 worth
of premium sex toys.Copy !req
177. Got them for Colleen
for our ten-year anniversary.Copy !req
178. Made her a music video,
but it's all over, man!Copy !req
179. It's over!
Why is that?Copy !req
180. 'Cause she cheating on me, man!Copy !req
181. - Whoa.
- Wait.Copy !req
182. Did she... she...
did she tell you that?Copy !req
183. Um, but she didn't say anything
about, like, who it might beCopy !req
184. or, like, what the person
looks like, right?Copy !req
185. Man, I heard her on the phone
talking aboutCopy !req
186. she worried about gettin' a std.Copy !req
187. Like she got some kind of thing
called coochie mold.Copy !req
188. - What?
- Awesome, dude.Copy !req
189. I actually just won a foot race,
so I'm entitled to the best bed.Copy !req
190. So is that in the front?Copy !req
191. Hey, you can't use this
any more, dummy.Copy !req
192. I'm living in there.
Okay, for sure.Copy !req
193. Like, what the
happened to my life?Copy !req
194. I had it all.Copy !req
195. Tell you what, man,
if I catch this dude,Copy !req
196. I'm gonna cut his dick off.Copy !req
197. I'm just gonna take it
and just rip it.Copy !req
198. I'll put it in a microwaveCopy !req
199. and cook it.
Oh, right.Copy !req
200. Yeah, 'cause, like, cheaters.Copy !req
201. We hate 'em.
They make me sick.Copy !req
202. But you know,
maybe you should treat 'em nice.Copy !req
203. I'm gonna go, uh, throw up
'cause I'm so sickCopy !req
204. of hearing about
your horrible situation, man.Copy !req
205. You okay, Tez?
You seemed bummed, dude.Copy !req
206. - Hey, Jillian.
- Hmm?Copy !req
207. I got to see Montez'sCopy !req
208. emergency contact information
right now.Copy !req
209. Oh, is there an emergency?Copy !req
210. Uh, kind... he's okay.Copy !req
211. But kind... yes, kind of.
A little bit.Copy !req
212. Well, there needs to be
an emergency, Anders.Copy !req
213. Unless...Copy !req
214. You let me paint your nails.Copy !req
215. Damn it.Copy !req
216. Hey, um, Colleen,
this is Anders Holmvik.Copy !req
217. We met the other day
in the camping section.Copy !req
218. You might remember.
I hope you do.Copy !req
219. Anyway, um, you took a picture
of me which was not cool,Copy !req
220. and we need to talk about that.Copy !req
221. By the way, amazing hand job.Copy !req
222. Um, anyway, you know what?
I'll come to you.Copy !req
223. Don't... don't even call me back,
okay?Copy !req
224. Uh, take care.Copy !req
225. I can't have my chick
cuckolding me like this.Copy !req
226. Just thinking about this dude
drive me bananas!Copy !req
227. Whoo! B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a.Copy !req
228. I need... I need to know
who is it, man.Copy !req
229. - Who is it?
- Okay. Fine.Copy !req
230. Well, what if we could find out
who it was?Copy !req
231. Would you let us
have the RV then?Copy !req
232. - Yeah, sleuth. We'll sleuth.
- Sleuth it out.Copy !req
233. How y'all gonna do that?Copy !req
234. Does she suspect
that you know anything?Copy !req
235. Have you been weird to her
a little bit?Copy !req
236. - Are you a little weird?
- No.Copy !req
237. I took off in the rv
this morning.Copy !req
238. - Okay, all right.
- Okay, there you go.Copy !req
239. Right, so, uh,
why don't you tell herCopy !req
240. that you went on
a hunting trip, right?Copy !req
241. And then... and then when she gets
all, like, horny...Copy !req
242. - Yeah, like they always are.
- Like chicks constantly do.Copy !req
243. - Yes, constantly juicing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
244. And then she invites
her new stud over...Copy !req
245. And when he's about
to pound her,Copy !req
246. we pound him.Copy !req
247. Or you.
Okay, good.Copy !req
248. Adam, great call
with the safety harnesses, bud.Copy !req
249. - Yeah, right?
- I feel so secure up here.Copy !req
250. No, I've actually fallen out
of a lot of trees as a kid,Copy !req
251. so I was like,
"we need a safety harness."Copy !req
252. You know, a bunch of rope tied
around our waists. That's safe.Copy !req
253. - Good call.
- How you doing on that steak?Copy !req
254. I'm good for now. I'm
probably gonna want more though.Copy !req
255. - Yeah.
- I love steak.Copy !req
256. I absolutely love...
we should go on more steak-outs.Copy !req
257. - Yeah.
- What... what are you doing?Copy !req
258. Well, Blake,
when you have a fine steak,Copy !req
259. you got to complement it
with a fine wine, my baby.Copy !req
260. Okay, now I have heard that,
but you are eating berries.Copy !req
261. Don't be thick, man.
Not with me.Copy !req
262. Where do you think
wine comes from?Copy !req
263. Berries.
They're little wine balls.Copy !req
264. Like a fine "peanut garagio."Copy !req
265. Right?
I'm a chef.Copy !req
266. Oh, my gosh, dude.
Dude, look.Copy !req
267. Look, here he comes.
I'ma call Montez.Copy !req
268. - Yeah.
- Montez?Copy !req
269. We have our perpetrator.
He is here.Copy !req
270. We're... we're looking at him now.Copy !req
271. Yeah, don't worry, Tez.
He looks like a bitch.Copy !req
272. We're gonna get him, dude.Copy !req
273. Yup, yes.
He's on his way.Copy !req
274. All right, kick ass.
All right.Copy !req
275. - Look, babe, the party's over.
- I'm sorry. Party?Copy !req
276. Yeah. Wait, oh.Copy !req
277. You're gonna act like we didn't
have the best time of our lives?Copy !req
278. I'll never forget
how much I ejac'd,Copy !req
279. and I'm sure you had a climax
that was unbearable,Copy !req
280. even though I didn't even
touch you, but it's gotta stop.Copy !req
281. I'm sorry, what do you...
what do you want?Copy !req
282. Oh, God, you don't get it.
Look,Copy !req
283. you gotta delete the photo
from your phone, now.Copy !req
284. Right, okay.
Let me get my phone.Copy !req
285. Oh, thank you.
I'm just gonna...Copy !req
286. all right, so we're gonnaCopy !req
287. have to get pretty physical
right now.Copy !req
288. It's been a long time since
I've gotten physical.Copy !req
289. Dude, don't even worry
about it, I brought weapons.Copy !req
290. - I brought weapons.
- Really? Okay.Copy !req
291. Look, check it out.
I got a slingshot.Copy !req
292. Cool, I'll take that.
I'll take that,Copy !req
293. unless you have
a grenade launcher.Copy !req
294. Well well,
I have something better.Copy !req
295. I have the tetanus ball.Copy !req
296. It's a tennis ball
with rusty nails in it.Copy !req
297. Okay, I'm gonna want
the slingshotCopy !req
298. 'cause this looks
pretty stupid.Copy !req
299. What are you...
you're supposed to throw...Copy !req
300. how are you gonna pick
that back up, man?Copy !req
301. You're gonna... you're gonna
tetanus-ize yourself.Copy !req
302. No, no, see, that's what
you're not taking into account.Copy !req
303. I have a protector glove
that you wear,Copy !req
304. so maybe... maybe you should think
that over before you call...Copy !req
305. - very, very smart move.
- Thank you.Copy !req
306. But also,
I will take the slingshoot.Copy !req
307. Well, no,
I don't think you shouldCopy !req
308. because you don't even know
how to sling-shoot.Copy !req
309. Well,
did you see my practice runs?Copy !req
310. Well, I did,
and it didn't look right.Copy !req
311. No, it looked pretty good.Copy !req
312. Okay. You have no ammo,
so you can't...Copy !req
313. - give me! Give me!
- No, fine.Copy !req
314. - Aah!
- Adam?Copy !req
315. Adam?
Oh, oh, my, oh, my...Copy !req
316. - help me!
- Adam! Oh, my God!Copy !req
317. Help! Help me!Copy !req
318. Uh, yeah,
just give me the slingshot.Copy !req
319. - And hold the back.
- Nice try! Cut me down!Copy !req
320. All right, just...
well, don't break your neck!Copy !req
321. Help!
My friend is choking!Copy !req
322. Ders?Copy !req
323. Blake?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
324. - What? You're the cheater?
- Yeah, I'm the cheater, okay?Copy !req
325. At the store the other day,Copy !req
326. she gave me
a over-the-pants H.J.Copy !req
327. And, dude, you should have seen
what I did in my pants.Copy !req
328. - Really?
- Unreal.Copy !req
329. I just, like,
barfed out of my thing.Copy !req
330. No way.
How many ounces are we talking?Copy !req
331. Like a, like a gusher's worth?
Or like a Capri sun?Copy !req
332. Like five busts
of I don't know how much.Copy !req
333. Oh, that's why you were
wearing ski pants.Copy !req
334. You were dealing
with the stain probably.Copy !req
335. Dude, now I get it.Copy !req
336. Oh!
Adam, Adam!Copy !req
337. Adam's choking, he's dying, man.
We got to cut him down.Copy !req
338. - What are you talking...
- Come on, come on!Copy !req
339. - What?
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
340. - Get something sharp.
- Here, here, here, here.Copy !req
341. Oh, come on.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.Copy !req
342. Come on, come on!
He's right through here!Copy !req
343. Wait, man, you're not
supposed to run with these.Copy !req
344. - I know! No!
- What are you guys doing?Copy !req
345. - Just drop the stupid thing!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
346. - Oh, cut him down!
- I got him.Copy !req
347. - Cut him down! Come on!
- Adam!Copy !req
348. Use some strength, you pussy!Copy !req
349. They're not cutting!
I'll be back.Copy !req
350. No, no, no!
My little baby!Copy !req
351. My little baby! My little angel!Copy !req
352. - Oh, my God. I got a big knife!
- Ders, what took you so long?Copy !req
353. - I got a big knife! Back up!
- Cut him down!Copy !req
354. Oh!Copy !req
355. You all right?Copy !req
356. - I thought we lost ya.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
357. - It's all right.
- Oh, my God! I almost died!Copy !req
358. - I know.
- I almost died!Copy !req
359. That was so scary!Copy !req
360. Thank you for saving me!
It's okay, it's all right.Copy !req
361. It's all right.
I had a realization.Copy !req
362. I've been alive for 24 years,Copy !req
363. and I haven't even done anything
with my life.Copy !req
364. - Don't say that. Come on.
- You have too.Copy !req
365. - I haven't done anything!
- Come on.Copy !req
366. I've never even jet skied
off a waterfall.Copy !req
367. - Hey, no one's done that.
- Yeah, not many do.Copy !req
368. I've never even hot-air
ballooned around the world.Copy !req
369. - It's very expensive.
- Yes.Copy !req
370. I've never...Copy !req
371. Even seen The Expendables.Copy !req
372. We did, though.
On Valentine's day.Copy !req
373. Whatever the point is,
I need to do more badass stuff!Copy !req
374. And watch more classic movies.Copy !req
375. I haven't even seen
Beauty And the BeastCopy !req
376. in, like, seven years,
and that was my favorite movie.Copy !req
377. - Okay.
- And I'm blowing it!Copy !req
378. All right, so what the hell
are you guys doing?Copy !req
379. Ders, what are you doing here?Copy !req
380. Let's go get this cheater.Copy !req
381. Let's go get this cheater
as a team.Copy !req
382. - No, Adam, Adam, Adam.
- Team best friends.Copy !req
383. Adam, Ders... Ders
is actually the cheater.Copy !req
384. He got a hand job
from Montez's pregnant wife.Copy !req
385. - Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
386. It was this out-of-control,
over-the-pants hand job that...Copy !req
387. it was like a tantric
explosion of everything.Copy !req
388. - Over the pants, though?
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. No, man, that's not
how you want to do it.Copy !req
390. What? Wow, dude, has the
Internet melted your brain?Copy !req
391. Come on.
Over the pants is fine.Copy !req
392. - No way, man.
- Hey!Copy !req
393. - You got to go under the pants.
- Y'all find him?Copy !req
394. - Uh.
- Um, here.Copy !req
395. No, we didn't. He escaped.
He ran away. He was very fast.Copy !req
396. Well, what did he look like?
Did you see him?Copy !req
397. Actually, no.
We don't know if it's a he,Copy !req
398. a she, an it.
We're not sure.Copy !req
399. No, look, I could tell you
exactly what he looks like.Copy !req
400. And it's about time
you knew too.Copy !req
401. - Yes.
- What are you doing, Ders?Copy !req
402. I'm doing what's right, okay?Copy !req
403. Tez, you're my work friend,
and you deserve to know that...Copy !req
404. after the Xzibit concert,
he deserves to know.Copy !req
405. Who is it?Copy !req
406. Montez, the guy
that's your wifeCopy !req
407. is named Karl Hevacheck.Copy !req
408. Karl Hevacheck.Copy !req
409. - Heva-
- check.Copy !req
410. Who gives a fuck. Bring his ass
to me right now.Copy !req
411. Hmm, now,
I wonder what a rap mu...Copy !req
412. "musage" van is?Copy !req
413. - Karl.
- Ooh.Copy !req
414. Hey, so what's new, guys?Copy !req
415. Welcome to my new life here
in the rap massage van,Copy !req
416. where I give homeless people
free bum rubs.Copy !req
417. - God, it smells like, uh...
- It's like...Copy !req
418. - like...
- Um...Copy !req
419. well, it smells like you're
massaging homeless people.Copy !req
420. - Yeah, that's...
- That's exactly what it smell...Copy !req
421. that's a good way
to describe it.Copy !req
422. All right, now look, man,
we got soup kitchens,Copy !req
423. places for homeless people
to eat.Copy !req
424. But we don't have
massage kitchens,Copy !req
425. places for massages
to go down on homeless people.Copy !req
426. Hey, Karl,
I'm sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
427. but we have an opportunity
for you and it's pressing.Copy !req
428. - Shh!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. Karl, we'd like to you join us
at the Xzibit concert.Copy !req
430. Interested?Copy !req
431. I've been thinking a lot
about what you guys said,Copy !req
432. and you're absolutely right,
you know.Copy !req
433. Trying to find my inner peace.Copy !req
434. And right now,
I've kind of found itCopy !req
435. in this dude's giant back.Copy !req
436. I'm lovin' it, I'm lovin' it.Copy !req
437. So, uh, I'm gonna have to say
na-nay-no, my brothers.Copy !req
438. No, Karl.
Come on, dude.Copy !req
439. All you got to do is pretend
like you were having sexCopy !req
440. with our co-worker's wife,Copy !req
441. and then he's probably
gonna beat you up,Copy !req
442. just like you wanted.Copy !req
443. Can Mike come?Copy !req
444. There's your boy.Copy !req
445. I want you to come here
and see this.Copy !req
446. - Who are you calling?
- Is this the dude?Copy !req
447. Am I the dude?
Yeah, I'm the dude, man.Copy !req
448. I'm the dude, homey.Copy !req
449. I'm the one
who's been giving your wifeCopy !req
450. the stinky, man.Copy !req
451. So what are you gonna do?
Just punch me right here, man.Copy !req
452. - I wanna be your bitch.
- Hit him.Copy !req
453. - Yup, make him bleed.
- Whoo!Copy !req
454. I would like to know what
was she saying about me?Copy !req
455. Hold on, what you...
what you say?Copy !req
456. I said,
what was she saying about me?Copy !req
457. What was she saying about you?
Uh...Copy !req
458. Oh, dude, she was saying that
you have a tiny little dick.Copy !req
459. All right,
like a tootsie roll, man.Copy !req
460. While I have
the Charleston chew,Copy !req
461. the king-sized version,Copy !req
462. and you know your bitch
has a sweet tooth.Copy !req
463. Oh!
- He's got him!Copy !req
464. Yeah! What's up, now?
Hit me. Hit me, man.Copy !req
465. I'm more referring
to her emotional needs.Copy !req
466. Emono, there's nothing
emotional about it, man.Copy !req
467. You don't get it.
You can't "f" right,Copy !req
468. and I gave her
the dunking donut,Copy !req
469. and then I had that bitch doingCopy !req
470. cirque du soleil
all over the room.Copy !req
471. Man, she creamed her panties
for me.Copy !req
472. - Oh!
- God damn it!Copy !req
473. And guess what
she called me, man.Copy !req
474. She called me the king.Copy !req
475. I'm king Karl.
Say it, Mike.Copy !req
476. - He the king.
- I'm... say it, Mike.Copy !req
477. He's the king!Copy !req
478. - One more time, Mike.
- He the king!Copy !req
479. I'm the king, man.
And guess what.Copy !req
480. You just the prince, man.Copy !req
481. You prince "mooted."
"Mooted," you a bitch.Copy !req
482. Okay? And that baby
in your wife's stomach?Copy !req
483. - Guess what, man.
- Too far.Copy !req
484. That's mine, dude.
Sorry, but you're not a daddy.Copy !req
485. You're not a daddy.
Now hit me, man.Copy !req
486. You know what?
I'm glad you here,Copy !req
487. 'cause I want you to see this.Copy !req
488. Come on, man. You get first.
You get number one.Copy !req
489. Come on, Ted.Copy !req
490. - Ugh!
- Oh!Copy !req
491. Hell, yeah, bitch.Copy !req
492. - Okay.
- Yup, you got him. That's it.Copy !req
493. - Good to go.
- Oh! Yeah.Copy !req
494. Look what you got me doing,
woman!Copy !req
495. Look what you got me doing.Copy !req
496. - Oh, that's gonna bruise.
- Tez, stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
497. I wish I was dead!Copy !req
498. Give that... oh! Oh!
Karl, you know...Copy !req
499. Karl! Wait!
Tez, I'm the cheater.Copy !req
500. What?Copy !req
501. Oh, okay.Copy !req
502. Oh, Jesus.
This is a dildo.Copy !req
503. That's a dildo, guys.
Oh, gross, man.Copy !req
504. That's right.
I'm the guy.Copy !req
505. Oh, man, that was a rush.
That was great.Copy !req
506. I don't need to go
to the concert any more.Copy !req
507. Dude, that was a sick mosh.Copy !req
508. - Mm-hmm.
- That was awesome.Copy !req
509. - Okay, okay.
- Man, it was awesome, bro.Copy !req
510. - Yeah.
- Thanks, Karl.Copy !req
511. Right on. See you guys.
Hey, Mike, let's go.Copy !req
512. Somebody better tell me what
the hell is going onCopy !req
513. 'fore I whoop y'all
with this two-headed dilly.Copy !req
514. Look, Tez, I had no idea
that Colleen was your wifeCopy !req
515. when she gave me that standing
H.J. In that store, okay?Copy !req
516. - Hand job?
- Yes.Copy !req
517. - Over the pants?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
518. - Standing?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
519. I mean,
that's all right with us.Copy !req
520. What?
- That's okay with you guys?Copy !req
521. For our ninth anniversary,
I told her she can giveCopy !req
522. as many hand jobs
over the pants as she wants.Copy !req
523. Oh, my God.Copy !req
524. - You're the perfect wife.
- Yeah.Copy !req
525. Why, what do you...
what do you get?Copy !req
526. Overthe-blouse titty nibbling
in pub.Copy !req
527. Titty nibbling?Copy !req
528. I would love to titty nibble
in p... okay. Yup, yup.Copy !req
529. I applaud your relationship.Copy !req
530. I want to get married.
That sounds awesome.Copy !req
531. I don't know about all of that.Copy !req
532. I have a bone to pick with you,
woman.Copy !req
533. I want to know where
you've been sneaking off toCopy !req
534. in the middle of the night?Copy !req
535. Why are you telling peopleCopy !req
536. you're worried about getting
coochie mold?Copy !req
537. Monty, no,
I don't have coochie mold.Copy !req
538. I was getting a mold
made of my coochie... For you.Copy !req
539. What?Copy !req
540. - I'm... I don't know.
- What?Copy !req
541. - Ah!
- Whoa.Copy !req
542. Yes, oh, my God.Copy !req
543. - Surprise.
- Look at that.Copy !req
544. Beautiful, that is beautiful.Copy !req
545. Hey,
it's our tenth anniversary.Copy !req
546. And I wanted it to be perfect
for you, you know.Copy !req
547. When this baby comes,
I'm gonna be sliced openCopy !req
548. like a sea bass,
and I want you happy.Copy !req
549. That's true.
Babies ruin vaginae.Copy !req
550. This is the sexiest, freakiest,
most beautiful giftCopy !req
551. you have ever gotten me,
but you know what?Copy !req
552. We need to quit
this perverted arms raceCopy !req
553. before somebody gets hurt.Copy !req
554. - Oh, are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
555. Baby, I don't want to have sex
with this coochie mold.Copy !req
556. I want to have sex
with your real coochieCopy !req
557. for the rest of my life.Copy !req
558. - Aw.
- You know what? Here.Copy !req
559. I'm "bequeefing" this to you.Copy !req
560. You're queefing this to me?Copy !req
561. - Oh, cool.
- Use it well.Copy !req
562. Mm, girl, come here.
You about to get tore up.Copy !req
563. Montez, you're not a total
piece of.Copy !req
564. Man, you're the man.
I got the baby oil.Copy !req
565. Go on in there with
your fine ass, girl.Copy !req
566. You're my hero, thank you.
This is such a cool thing.Copy !req
567. - Hey, hey!
- We were gonna go.Copy !req
568. Close the door.Copy !req
569. Can we borrow the R...
you said we could...Copy !req
570. we're supposed to borrow it
to go to the Xzibit concert?Copy !req
571. - Just hurry up.
- Do you remember?Copy !req
572. All right, we'll just wait.
We'll wait a little bit.Copy !req
573. Well, it's been like an hour.Copy !req
574. Should we go get a snack
or something?Copy !req
575. Yeah, it's hot, man.
I could go for a drink.Copy !req
576. - Whoa!
- Yes. Anything but a squirt.Copy !req
577. Nice.Copy !req
578. Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com
Resync for DEMAND by antibioCopy !req