1. - Satan's power is fierce,Copy !req
2. but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!Copy !req
3. Wolf!Copy !req
4. David!Copy !req
5. Gibraltar!Copy !req
6. Samson'.!Copy !req
7. Ram!Copy !req
8. For more information
on the Lord's Force,Copy !req
9. visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.Copy !req
10. And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.Copy !req
11. - Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
12. How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?Copy !req
13. I thought I knew
about every single buff dude.Copy !req
14. - No, Samson?Copy !req
15. With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."Copy !req
16. - No, no, no. Ram.Copy !req
17. With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.Copy !req
18. That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.Copy !req
19. - Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?Copy !req
20. We have to see
these buff-ass dudes.Copy !req
21. - Tomorrow.Copy !req
22. And we are going.Copy !req
23. And then
after we watch the show,Copy !req
24. I'm gonna try out
for the Force.Copy !req
25. - All right, but you know
those guys are, like,Copy !req
26. Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?Copy !req
27. - Yeah, no,
I'm very religulous.Copy !req
28. You know, Father, Son,
Holy-what have you.Copy !req
29. Noah's Art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.Copy !req
30. Unconditional love
for Jesus Christ.Copy !req
31. Do you guys
wanna watch a videoCopy !req
32. of a dude
blowing his brains out?Copy !req
33. - Uh, I do, and I don't.Copy !req
34. - Well, we are going to.Copy !req
35. - Annie, this is
for you and the kids.Copy !req
36. There's no other way.Copy !req
37. - Let's just, uh,Copy !req
38. put on some twerk videos
or something, right?Copy !req
39. - Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.Copy !req
40. $5'Copy !req
41. - Brat-dogs.Copy !req
42. - Whoo! Brat me, braj!
- Mm.Copy !req
43. Comm' right up,
my brat braxa.Copy !req
44. j Mm'.Copy !req
45. - Hey, tickets!Copy !req
46. Who's got some tickets?Copy !req
47. I'll trade you
a beer and a brat for a ticket.Copy !req
48. - Man, I cannot
even believe-Copy !req
49. the one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.Copy !req
50. - God, we gotta
get in there.Copy !req
51. I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.Copy !req
52. For real.Copy !req
53. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
54. - We just gotta ask ourselves,
W.W.J.Z. do?Copy !req
55. - What would-
what would Jay-Z do?Copy !req
56. - Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.Copy !req
57. - I don't want it.Copy !req
58. - There you go.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
59. - Yeah, we just left our stub.
Went to get-Copy !req
60. - Oh, whoa. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.Copy !req
61. You need tickets
to get in here.Copy !req
62. - No, they said we actually
didn't needCopy !req
63. to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.Copy !req
64. Hate carrying
too many stubs around.Copy !req
65. - Oh, well, I hate it
when jokestersCopy !req
66. try to pull
a fast one on me,Copy !req
67. so why don't you guys go and,
uh, get out of the line, please?Copy !req
68. Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right.Copy !req
69. You know what?
We'll come clean.Copy !req
70. We never bought tickets.
We're lying to you,Copy !req
71. which proves we need to get in
there and see the Lord's Force,Copy !req
72. so we can become
better peopleCopy !req
73. and not liar people.Copy !req
74. - We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.Copy !req
75. I mean,
I used to make my, uh,Copy !req
76. G.l. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbors Barbies.Copy !req
77. - Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always triedCopy !req
78. to make my dog
have sex with my catCopy !req
79. 'cause I wanted a cat-dog.Copy !req
80. Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,Copy !req
81. and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. When I go to Subway,
I ask for a water glass,Copy !req
83. and I always
fill it with FrescaCopy !req
84. because I'm a monster, sir.Copy !req
85. - Okay, guys,
you're not gonna get in.Copy !req
86. Now, there's an 8:00 A.M.
service here in the morning.Copy !req
87. You guys come back, you get your
church in that way, all right?Copy !req
88. Now, please
get outta the line.Copy !req
89. - No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacherCopy !req
90. talk
about stupid church stuff.Copy !req
91. I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' crossCopy !req
92. over their big ol' head!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
93. - Hew
Now, I'm gonna call security.Copy !req
94. Now, get outta here!
- Oh.Copy !req
95. - All right.
- Jesus.Copy !req
96. - You know what?Copy !req
97. Someday I'm gonna
be on the Lord's Force,Copy !req
98. and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiotCopy !req
99. for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.Copy !req
100. - Phone book. Rip!
- Show 'im.Copy !req
101. - Just like the Lord's Force!
- Show him.Copy !req
102. Just like the Lord's Force!Copy !req
103. Whatever.
You see how far I threw that?Copy !req
104. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
105. - Got muscles.Copy !req
106. - HewCopy !req
107. - Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,Copy !req
108. but you know what?Copy !req
109. In all seriousness,
suck on my dick, dude!Copy !req
110. Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!Copy !req
111. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!Copy !req
112. - Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!Copy !req
113. - Hey
- What's up?Copy !req
114. - How you guys doing?
- Good.Copy !req
115. - Okay, I'm sorry, they're-
they're a little starstruck.Copy !req
116. I don't get starstruck.Copy !req
117. I saw Tony Shalhoub
at the airport one time.Copy !req
118. Didn't even mention Monk.Copy !req
119. Just winked.Copy !req
120. - Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?Copy !req
121. - No, 'cause we
didn't even see it.Copy !req
122. Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.Copy !req
123. Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the headCopy !req
124. and put it on YouTube!Copy !req
125. - Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.Copy !req
126. - Yeah.
Stay strong, use His power.Copy !req
127. - Wait, hang on.Copy !req
128. Um, we're gonna
go out for a beer.Copy !req
129. Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.Copy !req
130. - I could go for one.
It's been a while.Copy !req
131. - You know
that's not a good idea.Copy !req
132. Hey, thanks a lot, guys.Copy !req
133. - Wait. Uh-Copy !req
134. - No. Hey!
- Adam-Copy !req
135. - no, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!Copy !req
136. You guys are my heroes!Copy !req
137. - Easy there, tiger.
Back in your cage.Copy !req
138. —buy you a beer?Copy !req
139. - One beer.Copy !req
140. - Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!Copy !req
141. - So there I was.Copy !req
142. 600 pounds across my back
in front of 10,000 people...Copy !req
143. when I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.Copy !req
144. - Only it wasn't
the voice of angels.Copy !req
145. - Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.Copy !req
146. I blew my eardrums out.Copy !req
147. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
148. Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?Copy !req
149. - Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.Copy !req
150. - What? No, come on.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
151. - We'll get you
another round.Copy !req
152. - We just got here.
We haven't even taken shots yet.Copy !req
153. - Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.Copy !req
154. - Shots?
- You're doing a shot.Copy !req
155. Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...Copy !req
156. - Everybody!Copy !req
157. - Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.Copy !req
158. - Here we go,
here we go.Copy !req
159. - I gotta tell you guys,Copy !req
160. this is the most fun
I've had in months.Copy !req
161. - Most fun in my life.Copy !req
162. - To new friends!Copy !req
163. New friends!Copy !req
164. - Whoa'.!Copy !req
165. - Whoo!Copy !req
166. - Hey, now that
we're best friends,Copy !req
167. I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone booksCopy !req
168. and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.Copy !req
169. - Let us go
have a smoke real quick,Copy !req
170. we'll be right back.
- Yes. Thank you so much!Copy !req
171. Thank you so much. You-you have
no idea what this means to me.Copy !req
172. - They're so cool.
- Thank you!Copy !req
173. - Dudes, we should
go out thereCopy !req
174. and smoke a cigarette
with the Lord's Force.Copy !req
175. - Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.Copy !req
176. And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, 'Worth it!"Copy !req
177. - I've never even
smoked a cigarette,Copy !req
178. but here I am,
sittin' here,Copy !req
179. talkin' about going to smoke one
with the Lord's Force!Copy !req
180. - Yeah! The Lord's Force!Copy !req
181. - Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
182. All right,
who's ready to smoke?Copy !req
183. - Where's he at?
Where they at?Copy !req
184. - Chill out.Copy !req
185. - Holy smokes.Copy !req
186. - Okay,
this isn't a big deal.Copy !req
187. I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?Copy !req
188. Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.Copy !req
189. Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.Copy !req
190. - Tss, yeah.Copy !req
191. Probably just checking
each others breath,Copy !req
192. making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.Copy !req
193. - Yes.
- You know?Copy !req
194. - Sure.Copy !req
195. - HewCopy !req
196. - Oh, God.Copy !req
197. - Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?Copy !req
198. What're you guys doing?Copy !req
199. - Okay,
it's not what you think.Copy !req
200. - Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?Copy !req
201. Well, then what is it?Copy !req
202. - It's gay chicken.Copy !req
203. You know, that-
that's what we were doing.Copy !req
204. Just, um, you know,Copy !req
205. old-fashioned gay chicken.Copy !req
206. - Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?Copy !req
207. - Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?Copy !req
208. That's where
two totally straight guysCopy !req
209. try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?Copy !req
210. - Yeah, it's like a-
- Oh!Copy !req
211. - See? He just-
- He lost.Copy !req
212. - No, I think I won.Copy !req
213. - Shut the heck up now!Copy !req
214. Now, listen,
it's Adam and Eve,Copy !req
215. it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?Copy !req
216. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
217. Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?Copy !req
218. I'll check in with Him.Copy !req
219. Uh, oh, Lord...Copy !req
220. yeah, uh,
I got a problem d-Copy !req
221. Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?Copy !req
222. Come on. Really?Copy !req
223. Okay, well,
You're the boss.Copy !req
224. Sorry, gays,
you're off the Force.Copy !req
225. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?Copy !req
226. What about Tampa?Copy !req
227. - No, this is it, okay?Copy !req
228. Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.Copy !req
229. Now, get your purses
outta the van.Copy !req
230. - But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.Copy !req
231. These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.Copy !req
232. Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.Copy !req
233. Sorry about Tampa.
- Dudes...Copy !req
234. - Oh, man, I feel terrible.Copy !req
235. Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.Copy !req
236. We just made 'em
lose their jobs.Copy !req
237. - I am not going back to fucking
Duluth to live with my stepmom.Copy !req
238. I'm not.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
239. You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.Copy !req
240. Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash at.Copy !req
241. Like a La Quinta Inn.Copy !req
242. - Oh, everybody
get some rest?Copy !req
243. Huh? Here, let me top you off.
- Thanks.Copy !req
244. - There you go. And for you.
Right in there.Copy !req
245. - Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.Copy !req
246. We just wanna
take care of our boys.Copy !req
247. We're glad
to have you here.Copy !req
248. And since we do
have you here,Copy !req
249. uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.Copy !req
250. Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.Copy !req
251. - Yeah.Copy !req
252. - Hey, we're not gay.Copy !req
253. I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.Copy !req
254. - No, you guys
definitely aren't gay.Copy !req
255. Nobody's saying you're gay.
- No.Copy !req
256. - Dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.Copy !req
257. - Yeah. Exactly.Copy !req
258. - Okay, I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
259. maybe I am gaY-Copy !req
260. - What? No.Copy !req
261. All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.Copy !req
262. - He's not.Copy !req
263. - No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.Copy !req
264. Sometimes when I get drunk,Copy !req
265. I go to Boston Market,
I eat chicken.Copy !req
266. We're like the same dudes.Copy !req
267. - Yeah, you're drunk.Copy !req
268. Weird things happen
when you're drunk.Copy !req
269. Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.Copy !req
270. I thought
it was beef jerky.Copy !req
271. - I don't know,
I'm just...Copy !req
272. I'm just very confused
about everything right now.Copy !req
273. - Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.Copy !req
274. Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?Copy !req
275. Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,Copy !req
276. and then you'll
probably hate it,Copy !req
277. and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.Copy !req
278. - There you go.Copy !req
279. One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,Copy !req
280. and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
281. - Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.Copy !req
282. - Drunk night.Copy !req
283. - Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.Copy !req
284. - That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.Copy !req
285. Let's go eat some eggs
or something.Copy !req
286. - Yup, no feelings there.Copy !req
287. No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.Copy !req
288. Good-what are they-
- Yeah, good-Copy !req
289. - Wha-why? Why?Copy !req
290. - Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.Copy !req
291. - Ahh...Copy !req
292. - What's going on
over here?Copy !req
293. My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
294. Break it up! Break it up!
Right now! Okay.Copy !req
295. - Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.Copy !req
296. Okay, so...Copy !req
297. - I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposalCopy !req
298. that I was going to
give to you guys,Copy !req
299. and here it is.
- Yes.Copy !req
300. - Let's start a new rival squad
to the Lord's Force.Copy !req
301. We can, uh, work out here,Copy !req
302. we can even perform
in the front yard...Copy !req
303. Guys-okay. ..
- Gentlemen?Copy !req
304. - Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,Copy !req
305. we'll be here
brainstorming.Copy !req
306. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
307. $5'Copy !req
308. $5'Copy !req
309. - Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...Copy !req
310. - Come back later.
- And I will.Copy !req
311. - Oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.Copy !req
312. - No worries.Copy !req
313. - You guys
are showering together?Copy !req
314. To conserve water.
Pfft.Copy !req
315. Yup.
Very considerate.Copy !req
316. What?Copy !req
317. You guys have
monster cocks.Copy !req
318. Chicks must love
sucking those.Copy !req
319. Congratulations.
That's awesome.Copy !req
320. - Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!Copy !req
321. - Kick it!Copy !req
322. First of all,
I just want to sayCopy !req
323. we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.Copy !req
324. - Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...Copy !req
325. c-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortableCopy !req
326. with your comfortableness.Copy !req
327. - I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,Copy !req
328. but be careful.Copy !req
329. 'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at nightCopy !req
330. when you're working out,Copy !req
331. and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.Copy !req
332. - Anyway, uh,
given, you know,Copy !req
333. the events
of the last day or so,Copy !req
334. we've revised the proposal
that we had the other dayCopy !req
335. to something
a little more apropos.Copy !req
336. Adam.Copy !req
337. We give you...Copy !req
338. the Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?Copy !req
339. The Gaylord's Force.Copy !req
340. If you can take
the pain of a man's unitCopy !req
341. pressing into your ass,Copy !req
342. you've got the strength
to do anything.Copy !req
343. - Is one slogan
that we're toying with.Copy !req
344. - You know, I actually
haven't seen this tee shirt,Copy !req
345. and I don't approve of it.Copy !req
346. Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,Copy !req
347. so I should probably
audition for you right now.Copy !req
348. Check this out.Copy !req
349. Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!Copy !req
350. - Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!Copy !req
351. A freakin' phone boold
Let's do this!Copy !req
352. - Give it to 'em, Adam.Copy !req
353. - I don't have
my phone book here.Copy !req
354. I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
I'll get it. I'll get it.Copy !req
355. - Hurry up. hU'Y UP-Copy !req
356. - So, you see where
we're going with this, right?Copy !req
357. It's basically a powerful,
healthy messageCopy !req
358. that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,Copy !req
359. or, um...
- MmmmCopy !req
360. - Okay, what're you doing?Copy !req
361. - Are you having sex
with each other?Copy !req
362. - We're not having sex.
We're just...Copy !req
363. soaking.Copy !req
364. Yeah, but I think
this soakCopy !req
365. is about to turn
into a power wash,Copy !req
366. so if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.Copy !req
367. - Okay, you know what?Copy !req
368. - I don't mind having you here.
Right?Copy !req
369. I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the screwin',Copy !req
370. and the screamin'
when you ejac.Copy !req
371. But I need to know if you wanna
be a part of this show or not.Copy !req
372. 'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of his buttCopy !req
373. and get to working!
Do you get me?Copy !req
374. - Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.Copy !req
375. - We're interested.Copy !req
376. - All right.
- Yeah!Copy !req
377. Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.Copy !req
378. Oh, man.Copy !req
379. This stage
is about to be so gay.Copy !req
380. - So gay.
- So straight.Copy !req
381. Could be. You know?Copy !req
382. - What the heck
do you want, breeder?Copy !req
383. - Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.Copy !req
384. - Well, they're
not interested, Rev.Copy !req
385. - You mean they're
not interestedCopy !req
386. in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?Copy !req
387. Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?Copy !req
388. - 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.Copy !req
389. - All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're notCopy !req
390. going with him-
you're ready to rehearse.Copy !req
391. We got a stage.
- You better hopeCopy !req
392. that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,Copy !req
393. 'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.Copy !req
394. Reverend Troy
needs us back.Copy !req
395. - You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,Copy !req
396. and he was cool with it.Copy !req
397. - We're not like that.Copy !req
398. It was just a phase.
- Pssh.Copy !req
399. - What'd I say?Copy !req
400. These dudes aren't
gay dudes, dudes.Copy !req
401. They're straight dudes.
- Wait-Copy !req
402. - Dudes.
- What?Copy !req
403. I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktailCopy !req
404. out of each others butts.Copy !req
405. - Get in the fuckin' vanCopy !req
406. or I'll have
Jesus fuckin' ChristCopy !req
407. cut your fuckin'
balls off!Copy !req
408. - Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?Copy !req
409. I'll even put your name
on the list.Copy !req
410. - Oh, you gotta be
kidding me, man.Copy !req
411. - I will see you
at that show!Copy !req
412. - We had a business
together, brah!Copy !req
413. - Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?Copy !req
414. - It's a pl-plus-
- It's a plus two?Copy !req
415. - Is it "plus two,"
or is it all of us?Copy !req
416. Or some of us plus one,
or what?Copy !req
417. - A separate thing?Copy !req
418. - Is it each of our names
individually,Copy !req
419. or did you put us
into a group?Copy !req
420. - The bible says
that SatanCopy !req
421. wants to turn the world
into darkness.Copy !req
422. But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,Copy !req
423. has shown usCopy !req
424. we can take
that darkness...Copy !req
425. and we can turn it
into light!Copy !req
426. We are the Lord's Force!Copy !req
427. And we are going
to murder the devil!Copy !req
428. Can I hear ya?Copy !req
429. Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...Copy !req
430. I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.Copy !req
431. I'm talkin' aboutCopy !req
432. David!Copy !req
433. Ooh!Copy !req
434. I know Noah
had a couple of these.Copy !req
435. Let's bring out The WolflCopy !req
436. - Whoa'. Yeah'.!Copy !req
437. Oh!Copy !req
438. - Oh. yeah!Copy !req
439. Now, last but not least,Copy !req
440. I wanna bring out
the twin towers of Babel.Copy !req
441. I'm talkin' about
Samson and Ram!Copy !req
442. - Here we go now.Copy !req
443. - Yeah!Copy !req
444. - Let's hear it for 'em.Copy !req
445. - Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!Copy !req
446. - Now, let's watch
these two warriorsCopy !req
447. lift this
1,000-pound crossCopy !req
448. above their heads
to the glory of God.Copy !req
449. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
450. - Come on, guys.
Come on.Copy !req
451. Come on, guys,
you can do it!Copy !req
452. - What's the matter, Ram suck
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