1. Satan's power is fierce,Copy !req
2. but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!Copy !req
3. Wolf!Copy !req
4. David!Copy !req
5. Gibraltar!Copy !req
6. Samson!Copy !req
7. Ram!Copy !req
8. For more information
on the Lord's Force,Copy !req
9. visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.Copy !req
10. And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.Copy !req
11. - Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
12. How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?Copy !req
13. I thought I knew about
every single buff dude.Copy !req
14. No, Samson?Copy !req
15. With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."Copy !req
16. No, no, no. Ram.Copy !req
17. With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.Copy !req
18. That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.Copy !req
19. Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?Copy !req
20. We have to see these buff-ass dudes.Copy !req
21. Tomorrow.Copy !req
22. And we are going.Copy !req
23. And then after we watch the show,Copy !req
24. I'm gonna try out for the force.Copy !req
25. All right, but you know
those guys are like,Copy !req
26. Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?Copy !req
27. Yeah, no, I'm very religulous.Copy !req
28. You know, father, son,
holy... what have you.Copy !req
29. Noah's art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.Copy !req
30. Unconditional love for Jesus Christ.Copy !req
31. Do you guys wanna watch a videoCopy !req
32. of a dude blowing his brains out?Copy !req
33. Uh, I do, and I don't.Copy !req
34. Well, we are going to.Copy !req
35. Annie, this is for you and the kids.Copy !req
36. There's no other way.Copy !req
37. Let's just, uh,Copy !req
38. put on some twerk videos
or something, right?Copy !req
39. - Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.Copy !req
40. Brat-dogs.Copy !req
41. - Mm!
- Enjoy. EnjoyCopy !req
42. hey, tickets!Copy !req
43. Who's got some tickets?Copy !req
44. I'll trade you
a beer and a Brat for a ticket.Copy !req
45. Man, I cannot even believe...Copy !req
46. The one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.Copy !req
47. God, we gotta get in there.Copy !req
48. I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.Copy !req
49. For real.Copy !req
50. What're we gonna do?Copy !req
51. We just gotta ask ourselves,
W-W-J-Z-do?Copy !req
52. What would...
What would Jay-Z do?Copy !req
53. - Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.Copy !req
54. I don't want it.Copy !req
55. - There you go.
- Thank you much.Copy !req
56. Yeah, we just left our stub...Copy !req
57. Oh, woah. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.Copy !req
58. You need tickets to get in.Copy !req
59. No, they said we actually didn't needCopy !req
60. to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.Copy !req
61. Hate carrying too many stubs around.Copy !req
62. Oh, well, I hate it when jokestersCopy !req
63. try to pull a fast one on me,Copy !req
64. So, why don't you guys go
and, uh, get outta line, please?Copy !req
65. - Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right. You know what?Copy !req
66. We'll come clean.
We never bought tickets.Copy !req
67. We're lying to you,Copy !req
68. which proves we need to get in
there and see the Lord's ForceCopy !req
69. so we can become better peopleCopy !req
70. and not liar people.Copy !req
71. We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.Copy !req
72. I mean, I used to make my, uh,Copy !req
73. G.I. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbor's Barbies.Copy !req
74. Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always triedCopy !req
75. to make my dog have sex with my catCopy !req
76. 'cause I wanted a cat-dog.Copy !req
77. Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,Copy !req
78. - and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
79. When I go to subway,
I ask for a water glass,Copy !req
80. and I always fill it with fresca,Copy !req
81. because I'm a monster, sir.Copy !req
82. Okay, guys you're not gonna get in.Copy !req
83. Now, there's an 8:00 A.M.
service here in the morning.Copy !req
84. You guys come back, you get your
church in that way. All right?Copy !req
85. Now, please get outta the line.Copy !req
86. No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacherCopy !req
87. talk about stupid church stuff.Copy !req
88. I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' crossCopy !req
89. - over their big ol' heads!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
90. Hey!
Now, I'm gonna call security.Copy !req
91. - Now, get outta here!
- Oh.Copy !req
92. - All right.
- Jesus.Copy !req
93. You know what?Copy !req
94. Someday I'm gonna
be on the Lord's Force,Copy !req
95. and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiotCopy !req
96. - for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.Copy !req
97. - Phone book. Rip!
- Show him.Copy !req
98. Just like the Lord's Force!
Just like the Lord's Force!Copy !req
99. Whatever.
You see how far threw that?Copy !req
100. Uh-huh.Copy !req
101. Got muscles.Copy !req
102. Hey!Copy !req
103. Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,Copy !req
104. but you know what?Copy !req
105. In all seriousness,
suck on my, dude!Copy !req
106. Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!Copy !req
107. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!Copy !req
108. Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!Copy !req
109. - Hey.
- What's up?Copy !req
110. - How you guys doing?
- Good.Copy !req
111. Okay, I'm sorry, they're...
They're a little starstruck.Copy !req
112. I don't get starstruck.Copy !req
113. I saw Tony Shaloub
at the airport one time.Copy !req
114. Didn't even mention Monk.Copy !req
115. Just winked.Copy !req
116. Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?Copy !req
117. No, 'cause we didn't even see it.Copy !req
118. Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.Copy !req
119. Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the headCopy !req
120. and put it on Youtube!Copy !req
121. Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.Copy !req
122. Yeah.
Stay strong, use his power.Copy !req
123. Wait, hang on.Copy !req
124. Um, we're gonna go out for a beer.Copy !req
125. Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.Copy !req
126. I could go for one.
It's been a while.Copy !req
127. You know that's not a good idea.Copy !req
128. Hey, thanks a lot, guys.Copy !req
129. Wait. Uh...Copy !req
130. - No. Hey!
- Adam...Copy !req
131. No, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!Copy !req
132. You guys are my heroCopy !req
133. easy, there, tiger.
Back in your cage.Copy !req
134. buy you a beer?Copy !req
135. One beer.Copy !req
136. - Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!Copy !req
137. So, the I was.Copy !req
138. 600 pounds across my back
in front of 10,000 people...Copy !req
139. When I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.Copy !req
140. Only it wasn't the voice of angels.Copy !req
141. Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.Copy !req
142. I bl my eardrums out.Copy !req
143. Oh, my God.Copy !req
144. Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?Copy !req
145. Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.Copy !req
146. - No, come on. Another round.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
147. We just got here
we haven't even taken shots yet.Copy !req
148. - Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.Copy !req
149. - Shots?
- You're doing a shot.Copy !req
150. Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...Copy !req
151. Everybody!Copy !req
152. - Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.Copy !req
153. Here we go, here we go.Copy !req
154. Gotta tell you guys,Copy !req
155. this is the most fun
I've had in monthsCopy !req
156. most fun in my life.Copy !req
157. To new friends!Copy !req
158. New friends!Copy !req
159. Whoo!Copy !req
160. Whoo!Copy !req
161. Hey, now that we're best friends,Copy !req
162. I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone booksCopy !req
163. - and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.Copy !req
164. Let us go have a smoke real quick,Copy !req
165. - we'll be right back.
- Yeah thank you so much!Copy !req
166. Thank you so much. You... you have
no idea what this means to me.Copy !req
167. - They're so cool.
- Thank you!Copy !req
168. Dudes, we should go out thereCopy !req
169. and smoke a cigarette
with the Lord's Force.Copy !req
170. - Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.Copy !req
171. And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, "worth it!"Copy !req
172. I've never even smoked a cigarette,Copy !req
173. but here I am, sittin' here,Copy !req
174. talkin' about going to smoke one
with the Lord's Force!Copy !req
175. Yeah! The Lord's Force!Copy !req
176. - Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
177. All right, who's ready to smoke?Copy !req
178. Where's he at?
Where they at?Copy !req
179. Chill out.Copy !req
180. Holy smokes.Copy !req
181. Okay, this isn't a big deal.Copy !req
182. I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?Copy !req
183. Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.Copy !req
184. Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.Copy !req
185. Tss, yeah.Copy !req
186. Probably just checking
each other's breath,Copy !req
187. making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.Copy !req
188. - Yes.
- You know?Copy !req
189. Sure.Copy !req
190. Hey!Copy !req
191. Oh, God.Copy !req
192. - Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?Copy !req
193. What're you guys doing?Copy !req
194. Okay, it's not what you think.Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?Copy !req
196. Well, then what is it?Copy !req
197. It's gay chicken.Copy !req
198. You know, that...
That's what we were doing.Copy !req
199. Just, um, you know.Copy !req
200. Old-fashioned gay chicken.Copy !req
201. Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?Copy !req
202. Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?Copy !req
203. That's where
two totally straight guysCopy !req
204. try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?Copy !req
205. - Yeah, it's like a...
- Oh!Copy !req
206. - See? He just...
- He lost.Copy !req
207. No, I think I won.Copy !req
208. Shut the heck up now!Copy !req
209. Now, listen, it Adam and Eve,Copy !req
210. it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?Copy !req
211. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
212. Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?Copy !req
213. I'll check in with him.Copy !req
214. Uh, oh, Lord...Copy !req
215. Yeah, uh, I got a problem d...Copy !req
216. Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?Copy !req
217. Come on. Really?Copy !req
218. Okay, well, you're the boss.Copy !req
219. Sorry, gays, you're off the Force.Copy !req
220. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?Copy !req
221. What about Tampa?Copy !req
222. No, this is it, okay?Copy !req
223. Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.Copy !req
224. Now, get your purses outta the van.Copy !req
225. - But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.Copy !req
226. These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.Copy !req
227. - Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.Copy !req
228. - Sorry about Tampa.
- Des...Copy !req
229. Oh, man, I feel terrible.Copy !req
230. Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.Copy !req
231. We just made 'em lose their jobs.Copy !req
232. I am not going back to
Duluth to live with my stepmom.Copy !req
233. - I'm not.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
234. You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.Copy !req
235. Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash in.Copy !req
236. Oh, everybody get some rest?Copy !req
237. - Huh? Here, lemme top you off.
- Thanks.Copy !req
238. There you go. And for you.
Right in there.Copy !req
239. - Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.Copy !req
240. We just wanna take care of our boys.Copy !req
241. We're glad to have you here.Copy !req
242. And since we do have you here,Copy !req
243. uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.Copy !req
244. Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. Hey, we're not gay.Copy !req
247. I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.Copy !req
248. No, you guys definitely aren't gay.Copy !req
249. - Nobody's saying you're gay.
- NoCopy !req
250. dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.Copy !req
251. Yeah. Exactly.Copy !req
252. Okay, I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
253. Maybe I am gay.Copy !req
254. What? No.Copy !req
255. All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.Copy !req
256. He's not.Copy !req
257. No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.Copy !req
258. Sometimes when I get drunk,Copy !req
259. I go to Boston market, I eat chicken.Copy !req
260. We're like the same dudes.Copy !req
261. Yeah, you're drunk.Copy !req
262. Weird things happen
when you're drunk.Copy !req
263. Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.Copy !req
264. I thought it was beef jerky.Copy !req
265. I don't know, I'm just...Copy !req
266. I'm just very confused
about everything right now.Copy !req
267. Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.Copy !req
268. Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?Copy !req
269. Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,Copy !req
270. and then you'll probably hate it,Copy !req
271. and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.Copy !req
272. There you go.Copy !req
273. One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,Copy !req
274. - and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
275. Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.Copy !req
276. Drunk night.Copy !req
277. - Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.Copy !req
278. - That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.Copy !req
279. Let's go eat some eggs or something.Copy !req
280. Yup, no feelings there.Copy !req
281. - No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.Copy !req
282. - Good... what are they...
- Yeah, good...Copy !req
283. Wha... why? Why?Copy !req
284. - Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.Copy !req
285. Ahh...Copy !req
286. What's going on over here?Copy !req
287. Whoa... why?Copy !req
288. - My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!Copy !req
289. Break it up! Break it up!
Right now!Copy !req
290. - Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.Copy !req
291. Okay, so...Copy !req
292. I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposalCopy !req
293. that I was going to give to you guys,Copy !req
294. - and here it is.
- Yes.Copy !req
295. Let's start a new rival squad
to the Lord's Force.Copy !req
296. We can, uh, work out here,Copy !req
297. we can even perform
in the front yard...Copy !req
298. - Guys... okay...
- Gentlemen?Copy !req
299. Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,Copy !req
300. we'll be here brainstorming.Copy !req
301. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
302. Oh, huh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...Copy !req
303. - Come back later.
- And I will.Copy !req
304. oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.Copy !req
305. No worries.Copy !req
306. You guys are showering together?Copy !req
307. To conserve water.
Pfft.Copy !req
308. Yup.
Very considerate.Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. You guys have monster.Copy !req
311. Chicks must love sucking those.Copy !req
312. Congratulations.
That's awesome.Copy !req
313. - Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!Copy !req
314. Hey, guys.Copy !req
315. First of all, I just want to sayCopy !req
316. we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.Copy !req
317. Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...Copy !req
318. C-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortableCopy !req
319. with your comfortableness.Copy !req
320. I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,Copy !req
321. but be careful.Copy !req
322. 'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at nightCopy !req
323. when you're working out,Copy !req
324. and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.Copy !req
325. Anyway, uh, given, you know,Copy !req
326. the events of the last day or so,Copy !req
327. we've revised the proposal
that we had the other dayCopy !req
328. to something a little more apropos.Copy !req
329. Adam.Copy !req
330. We give you...Copy !req
331. - The Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?Copy !req
332. The Gaylord's Force.Copy !req
333. If you can take
the pain of a man's unitCopy !req
334. pressing into your,Copy !req
335. you've got the strength
to do anything.Copy !req
336. Is one slogan that we're toying with.Copy !req
337. You know, I actually
haven't seen this t-shirt,Copy !req
338. and I don't approve of it.Copy !req
339. Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,Copy !req
340. so, I should probably
audition for you right now.Copy !req
341. Check this out.Copy !req
342. - Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!Copy !req
343. Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!Copy !req
344. A freakin' phone book!
Let's do this!Copy !req
345. Give it to 'em, Adam.Copy !req
346. I don't have my phone book here.Copy !req
347. - I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
- Get the phone book.Copy !req
348. Hurry up, hurry up.Copy !req
349. So, you see where
we're going with this, right?Copy !req
350. It's basically a powerful,
healthy messageCopy !req
351. that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,Copy !req
352. - or, um...
- Mmm...Copy !req
353. Okay, what're you doing?Copy !req
354. Are you having sex with each other?Copy !req
355. We're not having sex.
We're just...Copy !req
356. Soaking.Copy !req
357. Yeah, but I think this soakCopy !req
358. is about to turn into a power wash,Copy !req
359. so, if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.Copy !req
360. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
361. I don't mind having you here.
Right?Copy !req
362. I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the scruin',Copy !req
363. and the screamin' when you ejac.Copy !req
364. But I need to know if you wanna
be a part this show or not.Copy !req
365. 'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of hisCopy !req
366. And get to working!
Do you get me?Copy !req
367. Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.Copy !req
368. We're interested.Copy !req
369. - All right.
- Yeah!Copy !req
370. Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.Copy !req
371. Oh, man.Copy !req
372. This stage is about to be so gay.Copy !req
373. - So gay.
- So straight.Copy !req
374. Could be. You know?Copy !req
375. What the heck do you want, breeder?Copy !req
376. Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.Copy !req
377. Well, they're not interested, rev.Copy !req
378. You mean they're not interestedCopy !req
379. in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?Copy !req
380. Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?Copy !req
381. - 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.Copy !req
382. All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're notCopy !req
383. going with him,
you're ready to rehearse.Copy !req
384. - We got a stage.
- You better hopeCopy !req
385. that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,Copy !req
386. - 'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.Copy !req
387. Reverend Troy needs us back.Copy !req
388. You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,Copy !req
389. and he was cool with it.Copy !req
390. We're not like that.Copy !req
391. - It was just a phase.
- Pssh.Copy !req
392. What'd I say?Copy !req
393. These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes.Copy !req
394. They're straight dudes.
Wait...Copy !req
395. - Dudes.
- What?Copy !req
396. I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktailCopy !req
397. out of each other's butts.Copy !req
398. Get in the vanCopy !req
399. or I'll have Jesus ChristCopy !req
400. cut your balls off!Copy !req
401. Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?Copy !req
402. I'll even put your name on the list.Copy !req
403. Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man.Copy !req
404. I will see you at that show!Copy !req
405. We had a business together, Brah.Copy !req
406. Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?Copy !req
407. - It's a pl... plus...
- It's a plus two?Copy !req
408. Is it "plus two," or is it all of us?Copy !req
409. Or some of us plus one, or what?Copy !req
410. A separate thing?Copy !req
411. Is it each of our names individually,Copy !req
412. or did you put us into a group?Copy !req
413. The Bible says that SatanCopy !req
414. wants to turn the world
into darkness.Copy !req
415. But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,Copy !req
416. has shown usCopy !req
417. we can take that darkness...Copy !req
418. And we can turn it into light!Copy !req
419. We are the Lord's Force!Copy !req
420. And we are going to murder the devil!Copy !req
421. Can I hear ya?Copy !req
422. Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...Copy !req
423. I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.Copy !req
424. I'm talkin' aboutCopy !req
425. David!Copy !req
426. Ooh!Copy !req
427. I know Noah had a couple of these.Copy !req
428. Let's bring out the wolf!Copy !req
429. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
430. Oh!Copy !req
431. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
432. Now, last but not least,Copy !req
433. I wanna bring out
the twin towers of babel.Copy !req
434. I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram!Copy !req
435. Here we come, now.Copy !req
436. YeahCopy !req
437. let's hear it for 'em.Copy !req
438. Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!Copy !req
439. Now, let's watch these two warriorsCopy !req
440. lift this 1,000-pound crossCopy !req
441. above their heads
to the glory of God.Copy !req
442. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
443. Come on, guy come on.Copy !req
444. Come on, guys, you can do it!Copy !req
445. What's the matter, Ram suck
the strength outta your?Copy !req
446. Come on.Copy !req
447. - Don't listen to him, guys,
- Yeah, come on, come on.!Copy !req
448. That's all right, folks,
if they don't lift it above their headCopy !req
449. you're getting a full refund, okay?Copy !req
450. - They're gonna do it.
- They'll get it.Copy !req
451. - Have some faith.
- You got this.Copy !req
452. Come on!Copy !req
453. I should never have asked you
back, you pillow biters.Copy !req
454. Show 'em the force.Copy !req
455. The Gaylord's force.Copy !req
456. Yeah!Copy !req
457. - Yes!
- They did it!Copy !req
458. Aah!Copy !req
459. This is not the show!
You stop that!Copy !req
460. Get your tongue out of his mouth!Copy !req
461. Sorry 'bout this, gang.Copy !req
462. whoo!Copy !req
463. Yes! All right!Copy !req
464. Yeah!Copy !req
465. And we want to announce to everyoneCopy !req
466. that tomorrow morning,
there will be the first-everCopy !req
467. Gaylord's Force at our house!
Everyone's welcome.Copy !req
468. They're Gaylords!Copy !req
469. - They're our gay friends!
- Whoo!Copy !req
470. Hey.
Man, where are they?Copy !req
471. Just talked to 'em.
Guess what. They're not comin'.Copy !req
472. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. Right now, they're in the car,Copy !req
474. driving to Vermont
to start a new life together.Copy !req
475. They're gonna open up some kind
of gluten-free cupcake placeCopy !req
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478. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
479. Even a straight man,Copy !req
480. who's had sexCopy !req
481. with over five women, can channel...Copy !req
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483. Whoo!Copy !req
484. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
485. Ow.Copy !req
486. Oh,Copy !req
487. Oh, that's hot.Copy !req
488. That was hot.Copy !req
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490. I shall summon the power
of all the Gaylords!Copy !req
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493. Oh, you wanna see me
break a board over my own skull?Copy !req
494. Ah...Copy !req
495. How'd we do?Copy !req
496. Pretty good.
Total ticket sales, 285 bucks.Copy !req
497. - Oh, get 'em!
- Ha!Copy !req
498. But, uh, lemme
calculate something else.Copy !req
499. - We spent 50 bucks on glitter...
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
500. 150 for chairs, and then,
like, the stage stuff.Copy !req
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502. And then this is the killer.Copy !req
503. $300 on the boas,Copy !req
504. because they just had to be
real ostrich feathers.Copy !req
505. - Ram.
- What a diva.Copy !req
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507. we are in the hole
for a little bit of money.Copy !req
508. All right.
That's terrible.Copy !req
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510. Of businesses and personal resents!Copy !req
511. Now, are you ready?Copy !req
512. Oh, it's not pre-ripped!
Not at all! Are you ready?Copy !req
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514. Lord's...Copy !req
515. Force!Copy !req
516. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
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519. I don't give a!Copy !req